September 16, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, find out early on that today is Voter Registration Day, so we’ll join in with a few of our favorite parody songs.. - Tater has her latest entry of What to Watch.. - Nevel T. Wheeler tells us about his latest invention.. - If Donald Trump decides to declare himself King - we’ve got his theme song ready.. - Mad Max goes off on the Guantanamo Ice Cream.. - Mark Packer phones in another Southern Fried Football report and looks back at last week’s college football action and previews the games coming up this week.. - and Rev. Billy Ray predicts the final fate that awaits actor Charlie Sheen…
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voter registration day. You're gonna like it. Ain't good morning.
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It's a big shaw on the radio. You're gonna celebrate
voter registration day all morning long. We believe you should
register to vote and do it legal, and only one
vote per person would work pretty good. Let's learn from
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the big show and have fun musically while we do it.
By ready, all right?
Speaker 12 (08:11):
Hit it.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
A young Republican went up on bright election day. He
was headed to the bowling place to have his rightful
save when suddenly he saw a green big heard of
leaving dead their rotting hands help voter cards, and he
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filled his heart with dread. Every single zombie registered as Democrat.
It was clear they meant to me get undid. Coup
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by tears of fear and down is geez when he
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Dead orders.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The dead people voting.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
We know what happens from time to time in Rudy,
Julie and I told CNN that the dead prefer Democrats.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Why is that?
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Well, they must like it, they must like who they're
voting for. The Obama administration is not prosecuting voter fraud. Well,
now we have four million ineligible and dead voters on
American voter rolls. That's too many, and it's going to
affect the election, is.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Rudy, right?
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Most dead people wind up voting for the Democrats.
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Yeah, they're covering off criminal activity.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Their eyes were blood at empty, just like their liberal soul.
And they left a trail of food stamps as they
went along their story. And each one carried ballance that
had a sulfur smell from absentee. Bolder listened from the
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depths of air. When the un dead had all phoned,
he heard one called his name. It was a lost
relative who hung his head in shame. In no matter
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you're a Democrat and you joined this evil huh da
forlders side though, boys.
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Side, I think.
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Da borderside. Good Tuesday morning. That's a big show on
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the radio. All right, turn on the zoom.
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Jane that.
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Litter box?
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Are we are?
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We old?
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Hey?
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Bro?
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What's cracking?
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Lacking? My man?
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Are y'all cool?
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Yeah?
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I'm good.
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I always give you a minute, y'all. I've just been,
you know, sitting around the house thinking about stuff. Y'all
want to hear, Yeah, cool, because I don't want to
do that cat litter box. You know how, you don't
stress until you own a charger that only works if
your phone if your if your phone is at a
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certainly Can I.
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Start with.
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You're in a little thought.
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I said, you don't know what stress is until you
own a charger that only works if your phone is
at a certain angle.
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Okay, I should have started with that was funny in
my head. I try to be a good person, y'all.
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But then someone pulls out in front of me doing
ten blow speed limit and I gotta try again tomorrow.
It's gonna break. People say tuna fish sandwich. Nobody says
chicken bird sandwich. Sometimes I just want someone to hug
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about this, y'all. Remember going down to Blockbuster, browsing the shells,
picking out a couple movies, walking one back, renting it,
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buying your snacks. All that was still quicker than finding
something to watch on netflig. Did you hear that FedEx
and up sur merging?
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Yeah?
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Man, they're gonna be called fed ups. Childhood memories, y'all.
My favorite memory was fond of sleep on the couch
and waking up in my bed. It never happens anymore.
I sure miss teleporting.
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That was cool.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
Some people they call it multitasking. I call it doing
something else while I try to remember what I was doing.
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And my.
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Favorite exercise, y'all, is it cross between a lunch and
a crunch. I call it lunch. If a person is
talking in the forest and no one's around.
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Are they still wrong?
Speaker 12 (15:32):
All right, one more thought for you, dudes, and then
I gotta skin it up.
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I gotta go to go.
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I just want y'all know if you ever need me,
I'm always just five missed calls and six text messages.
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Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, we're gonna see what folks were watching at the
box office this weekend. And you know, I have problems
with pronouncing names like Gaynor and Gaynor and and better
call sal So this one that came in number one,
you just go ahead and forgive me all right. In
first place came Demon Slayer. Commit to No Ya Yoba
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the movie Infinity Castle. Yeah, that's the whole title.
Speaker 14 (19:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It stormed into the United States theaters this weekend with
a seventy million dollar haul, marking the largest domestic opening
for an anime film in the United States. Now, this
film released by Crunchy Role and Sony dethroned Pokemon. See
Pokemon the first.
Speaker 16 (19:36):
Movie record.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Man, you know, want to talk about the uh so worldwide.
Infinity Castle went on to pull in one hundred and
thirty two point one million over the weekend, with a
cumulative global gross reaching one hundred seventy seven point eight
million dollars for an anime film.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So you think, is it some kind of game? Is
it's got to be based on a game anime?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I mean there's a whole anime world out there, so.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Really big with like college age kids.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, and it's usually like you know, fantasy slash kind
of you know, swords and there.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Like, I don't mean it's it's it's kind of it's
kind of like soft form.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Really.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Fo're watching the other channel coming in number seconds. Uh So,
Demon Slayer committ to no Yeah yea Infinity Castle knock
the Conjuring last Rites into second place, all right, and
that's where the house is spooked and everything's back Demons there, Okay.
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Third place went to Downtown Abbey the Grand Finale, and
there's a whole different kind of demon going on there.
Fourth place went to The Long Walk, which is a
Stephen Key adaptation and yeah, very scary, stop walking. Yeah,
get killed. So that's a that's a good Field story.
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And fifth place Midfield Story. Fifth place went to the
thirtieth anniversary re release of Toy Story.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, all right, yes, familiar with that one.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Well, spinal Tap to the End continues opened.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Up in ninth place. Oh so this was okay?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Oh yeah, they were in ninth Yeah, I'd waiting for
the stream so watch that at home.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, I don't think if you have to see that one.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
John boy about everything.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
From me watching, Well, come on, they're taking their they're
entertainment advisory, you know. All right, so if you're streaming,
if you're a streamer different than a streaker. Netflix has
sixteen seventy which is a TV series. It's a comedy
created by Netflix Originals and it aired back in twenty
(22:01):
twenty three season one, and this is season two. It's
a following a zany nobleman who navigates to family feuds
and clashes with peasants in his quest to become Poland's
most famous fid y'all, I guess it was popular enough
to come back with a season two. Let's see the
Morning Show that stars Jennifer Anison and Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
I've tried that a couple of times.
Speaker 16 (22:24):
I don't think it's for you, John, Yeah, yeah, a
little too drama, Ok, yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Right, Well it's in its fourth season, so I don't know.
Some people like, yeah, yeah, somebody out there just watching.
Black Rabbit is also on Netflix. It's a limited series
and it stars Jude Law and Jason Bateman, who I love.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I love Jason Bateman.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
And it's a new limited series set against the backdrop
of the high pressure New York night life scene and
dies into the chaotic lives of the two brothers who
founded it, founded it, all right, what is in theaters
this weekend?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Him?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
It's a supernatural, psychological sports horror film. I can tell
by the look on your face. That's all you want
to know about the quarterback. And then he goes with
the other guy that used to play.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
So this is streaming.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
This is not no no no, I I I'm in
the theaters Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
My pages were.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Yes is kind of yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
That quarterback, the protege, seems totally legit, but it's the
guy who's trying to share his knowledge is a little different.
A big, bold, beautiful journey. Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell
uh single strangers who met at a mutual friend's wedding
and soon, through a surprising twist of fate and through
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many magical doors, find themselves on a funny, fantastic, fantastical,
sweeping adventure. Blah blah blah, it's a romantic fantasy film.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
They're not paying me.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Hey the Senior, this has this. I think you'd like
this has I'm gonna okay again. But name's Michael Chickliss
Michael Chicklish from The Commission and the Shield. The Senior
is based on a true story about a guy named
Mike Flint and he when he was a junior, he
was a captain of their team, an all conference linebacker
and a defensive leading tackler for the sole ross state
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university in Alpine, Texas. He was kicked off for having
a fight with a freshman, so at a reunion of
the team, Flint said losing his senior year was the
greatest regret of his life, so his buddies encouraged him
to go back and try out for the team because yes,
at the age of fifty nine, he had one year
of college eligibility.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Laughton in high school or like an old guy, it's.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
It's a double this weekend as well.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Often thought, boy, I would like to go back. You know,
we always say that I allowed to go back in
high school. Know what I'm known now?
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah, let's say you run one sprint these guys.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Are talking about, wouldn't make a math glass right.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Back to college. See how that worked out for him.
It's the new age.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Rudy, Ah got work ty you to thank you very much.
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out while the toilet swirl is
open to debate, we can absolutely confirm use one of
these to tell time in Australia. It'll definitely run counterclockwise.
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What is a sundial?
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That's right? And how about that my Pewter and bronze
Shepherd's watch sundial pennit my wonderful thing this morning at
that this week wonderful I knowing? Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
During World War Two, this product was created for the
sole purpose of helping keep Ammo drive. But today it's
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known to have thousands of uses and is considered a
tool box essential worldwide.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
What is the munrag?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The munrag?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Okay, that must have been something with my generation.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah it's not a rag. Okay, not a rag.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well, I'm not saying that. I don't know. Okay, you're
not going to get the answer out of me. Just
gonna wait like everybody else. One eight hundred Big Show,
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And right now let's play Yams live across America. It's
John Boyd Jeviary now and now a man who says,
if there's a highway to Hell, but only a stairway
to Heaven, that should tell you all you need to
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I go.
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As I hed Edward out of Elizabeth City in North Carolina.
Good morning, Edward, Good morning, sir Anyboddy, welcome. You got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So, uh,
all right, we got during World War Two when this
product was created for the sole purpose of help and
keep ammunition dry. But today it's known to have thousands
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of uses, is considered a two box essential worldwide. So
what you're thinking, Edward, Well, as a student of World
War II history, I'm gonna have to say.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Duct tape.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, Well, let's see if you got it, show
us duct tape.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Well you.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
This is this?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
This clears up for me because all the time, you
know what I'm saying, is it duct tape or is
it duckt d u c T tape? So US soldiers
called it duck quae quack duct tape because of its
waterproofing uses. Ironically, duct tape is not recommended for taping
h VAC ducks. The adhesive drives out too quickly, allowing
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the ducks to fall apart. There you go, So don't
use duct tape for ducks, real ducks. You can't. Yeah, actually, yeah,
don't use duct tape on ducks either.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
They don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, well I have a live one if you don't
want them to go anywhere, just around anyway much got
you're in the thinking's over. You got one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull's not headed over to Elizabeth
City for you.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm that's for your first time calling. No man working
that way. Why say what we got in the next
twenty minutes right now at your news right on the
other side. I remember in the Rayford for Tuesday morning,
the normal tea wheeler in the house.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Let's get this big show on the radio, remedy ray
for checking in. Well, here we go again. At any
given moment, thirteen point five Midden and American drivers are
using a hand held cell phone, and distracted drivers cost
thousands of wrecks, with about three thousand documented highway fatalities
every year. And that's why the National Transportation Safety Board
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a couple of weeks ago issued its most sweeping recommendation yet,
a total ban on drivers using mobile phones, including hands
free devices, Despite the obvious dangers, Half of all drivers
make and receive calls while behind the wheel, while one
in five sends text messages. Studies show that drivers chatting
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on cell phones are as impaired as drunk drivers, even
hands free devices aren't safe because drivers focus on the conversation,
not the road. But the NTSB can't prove that a
hands free cell phone conversations any more to distracting to
drivers and listening to loud music, messing with the radio CDs,
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eating or drinking a cup of coffee. However, it's the
frequency and continuation of the use of the device that's
the problem. There's no comparison there. In reality, no blanket
ban on cell phone use would ever pass any legislature,
So that puts the responsibility on all of us who drive.
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Multitasking is a myth, and the human brain is not
wired to do too cognitively demanding things at once. If
you think you can talk, text, tweet, or play play
some game while safely driving a two ton SUV, you're
deluding yourself. Don't wait for the government to pass laws
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to protect you from yourself and the rest of us
on the road. Roberty Rayford here on the John Boyd
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio. Well, our
oldest listeners stopped by the studio today. He's got his
free coffee and he's ready to chat less. Welcome back,
Nerve ot Wheeler. Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 15 (32:36):
Before we get too deep in the weeds here, I
want to congratulate Jackie on that new grand baby. Yeah,
I don't know why I'm congratulating her.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Really, I know she'd have a hell of a lot
to do with birch of the daddy, you know, kind
of guns. Anyway, nerve what brings you out and about? Today?
I got a I got me a meeting up town
to sell one of my inventions. WHOA all this time
I've known you? I never knew that.
Speaker 15 (33:00):
Yeah, I got a lot of cars I ain't showing now.
This little deal today is the brand new Ladies Brassi air.
It's called the sheep Dog. Well that's an odd name
for Ladies lingerie.
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I had this old milk cow with udders that dragged
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and his wife and son. Grady said to his son,
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Beep. Eah.
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Beep looks and amen. So what are you working on?
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Now?
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Here the people have spoken, it's been in November.
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Then remember all right.
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That's a fact.
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Nothing left to do now but count the votes.
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Holy claim sabies.
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More bone chilling than the living dead, more blood curdling
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It seems to have started in Chicago, but now it's
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Information not your snakes, hard as it is to believe,
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We've often heard stories about the names of the dead
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Chris, it appears the Republicans lead in this landslide election
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The zombies are voting Democrat. I repeat, the zombies are
voting Democrats.
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Voting Democrat.
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By just when you thought your world couldn't get any
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Dog.
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Do you understand what's going on?
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In simple terms?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Lieutenants, the zombies and what you would call on automatic
pilots operating on instinct alone.
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Well yeah, but why on earth will they vote Democrat?
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Speaker 3 (38:25):
They are operating solely from the ideological context of the
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Speak English dark wa ain't scientists? Why are they voting Democrat?
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How do you tell the difference.
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It's not a broach line, it's for.
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Oh gone, well, can't vote for Trump again? Unlet's see,
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King Trump.
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In New York City, hair like Conway Twitty.
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Ain't Trump.
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Hit it.
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Dead orders.
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The dead people voting.
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We know what happens from time to time in Rudy,
Julie and I told CNN that the dead prefer Democrats.
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Why is that?
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Well, they must like it, they must like who they're
voting for. The Obama administration is not prosecuting voter fraud. Well,
now we have four million ineligible and dead voters on
American voter rolls. That's too many, and it's going to
affect the election, is.
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Rudy, right?
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Most dead people wind up voting for the Democrats.
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Yeah, they're covering off criminal activity.
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Their eyes were blood at empty, just like their liberal soul.
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Yeah, we're gonna see what folks were watching at the
box office this weekend. And you know, I have problems
with pronouncing names like Gaynor and Gaynor and and better
call sal So this one that came in number one,
you just go ahead and forgive me all right. In
first place came Demon Slayer. Commit to No Ya Yoba
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the movie Infinity Castle. Yeah, that's the whole title.
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Wow.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It stormed into the United States theaters this weekend with
a seventy million dollar haul, marking the largest domestic opening
for an anime film in the United States. Now, this
film released by Crunchy Role and Sony dethroned Pokemon. See
Pokemon the first.
Speaker 16 (19:36):
Movie record.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Man, you know, want to talk about the uh so worldwide.
Infinity Castle went on to pull in one hundred and
thirty two point one million over the weekend, with a
cumulative global gross reaching one hundred seventy seven point eight
million dollars for an anime film.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So you think, is it some kind of game? Is
it's got to be based on a game anime?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I mean there's a whole anime world out there, so.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Really big with like college age kids.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, and it's usually like you know, fantasy slash kind
of you know, swords and there.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Like, I don't mean it's it's it's kind of it's
kind of like soft form.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Really.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Fo're watching the other channel coming in number seconds. Uh So,
Demon Slayer committ to no Yeah yea Infinity Castle knock
the Conjuring last Rites into second place, all right, and
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Third place went to Downtown Abbey the Grand Finale, and
there's a whole different kind of demon going on there.
Fourth place went to The Long Walk, which is a
Stephen Key adaptation and yeah, very scary, stop walking. Yeah,
get killed. So that's a that's a good Field story.
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And fifth place Midfield Story. Fifth place went to the
thirtieth anniversary re release of Toy Story.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, all right, yes, familiar with that one.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Well, spinal Tap to the End continues opened.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Up in ninth place. Oh so this was okay?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Oh yeah, they were in ninth Yeah, I'd waiting for
the stream so watch that at home.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, I don't think if you have to see that one.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
John boy about everything.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
From me watching, Well, come on, they're taking their they're
entertainment advisory, you know. All right, so if you're streaming,
if you're a streamer different than a streaker. Netflix has
sixteen seventy which is a TV series. It's a comedy
created by Netflix Originals and it aired back in twenty
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twenty three season one, and this is season two. It's
a following a zany nobleman who navigates to family feuds
and clashes with peasants in his quest to become Poland's
most famous fid y'all, I guess it was popular enough
to come back with a season two. Let's see the
Morning Show that stars Jennifer Anison and Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
I've tried that a couple of times.
Speaker 16 (22:24):
I don't think it's for you, John, Yeah, yeah, a
little too drama, Ok, yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Right, Well it's in its fourth season, so I don't know.
Some people like, yeah, yeah, somebody out there just watching.
Black Rabbit is also on Netflix. It's a limited series
and it stars Jude Law and Jason Bateman, who I love.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I love Jason Bateman.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
And it's a new limited series set against the backdrop
of the high pressure New York night life scene and
dies into the chaotic lives of the two brothers who
founded it, founded it, all right, what is in theaters
this weekend?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Him?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
It's a supernatural, psychological sports horror film. I can tell
by the look on your face. That's all you want
to know about the quarterback. And then he goes with
the other guy that used to play.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
So this is streaming.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
This is not no no no, I I I'm in
the theaters Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
My pages were.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Yes is kind of yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
That quarterback, the protege, seems totally legit, but it's the
guy who's trying to share his knowledge is a little different.
A big, bold, beautiful journey. Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell
uh single strangers who met at a mutual friend's wedding
and soon, through a surprising twist of fate and through
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many magical doors, find themselves on a funny, fantastic, fantastical,
sweeping adventure. Blah blah blah, it's a romantic fantasy film.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
They're not paying me.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Hey the Senior, this has this. I think you'd like
this has I'm gonna okay again. But name's Michael Chickliss
Michael Chicklish from The Commission and the Shield. The Senior
is based on a true story about a guy named
Mike Flint and he when he was a junior, he
was a captain of their team, an all conference linebacker
and a defensive leading tackler for the sole ross state
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university in Alpine, Texas. He was kicked off for having
a fight with a freshman, so at a reunion of
the team, Flint said losing his senior year was the
greatest regret of his life, so his buddies encouraged him
to go back and try out for the team because yes,
at the age of fifty nine, he had one year
of college eligibility.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Laughton in high school or like an old guy, it's.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
It's a double this weekend as well.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Often thought, boy, I would like to go back. You know,
we always say that I allowed to go back in
high school. Know what I'm known now?
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah, let's say you run one sprint these guys.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Are talking about, wouldn't make a math glass right.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Back to college. See how that worked out for him.
It's the new age.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Rudy, Ah got work ty you to thank you very much.
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out while the toilet swirl is
open to debate, we can absolutely confirm use one of
these to tell time in Australia. It'll definitely run counterclockwise.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
What is a sundial?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's right? And how about that my Pewter and bronze
Shepherd's watch sundial pennit my wonderful thing this morning at
that this week wonderful I knowing? Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
During World War Two, this product was created for the
sole purpose of helping keep Ammo drive. But today it's
(25:50):
known to have thousands of uses and is considered a
tool box essential worldwide.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
What is the munrag?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The munrag?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Okay, that must have been something with my generation.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah it's not a rag. Okay, not a rag.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well, I'm not saying that. I don't know. Okay, you're
not going to get the answer out of me. Just
gonna wait like everybody else. One eight hundred Big Show,
you told free Line. We played John boy Jeopardy Next,
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Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio. We
roll into your Tuesday morning with our feature track for
the Big Show, Big Box. Reverend Billy Rag Collins, Old
Funny Serpent, keyword, Charlie is in Charlie in the Big
Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 16 (27:04):
And right now let's play Yams live across America. It's
John Boyd Jeviary now and now a man who says,
if there's a highway to Hell, but only a stairway
to Heaven, that should tell you all you need to
know about the traffic expectations.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
He John Boyd and.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I go.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
As I hed Edward out of Elizabeth City in North Carolina.
Good morning, Edward, Good morning, sir Anyboddy, welcome. You got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So, uh,
all right, we got during World War Two when this
product was created for the sole purpose of help and
keep ammunition dry. But today it's known to have thousands
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of uses, is considered a two box essential worldwide. So
what you're thinking, Edward, Well, as a student of World
War II history, I'm gonna have to say.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Duct tape.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, Well, let's see if you got it, show
us duct tape.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Well you.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
This is this?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
This clears up for me because all the time, you
know what I'm saying, is it duct tape or is
it duckt d u c T tape? So US soldiers
called it duck quae quack duct tape because of its
waterproofing uses. Ironically, duct tape is not recommended for taping
h VAC ducks. The adhesive drives out too quickly, allowing
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the ducks to fall apart. There you go, So don't
use duct tape for ducks, real ducks. You can't. Yeah, actually, yeah,
don't use duct tape on ducks either.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
They don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, well I have a live one if you don't
want them to go anywhere, just around anyway much got
you're in the thinking's over. You got one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull's not headed over to Elizabeth
City for you.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm that's for your first time calling. No man working
that way. Why say what we got in the next
twenty minutes right now at your news right on the
other side. I remember in the Rayford for Tuesday morning,
the normal tea wheeler in the house.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Let's get this big show on the radio, remedy ray
for checking in. Well, here we go again. At any
given moment, thirteen point five Midden and American drivers are
using a hand held cell phone, and distracted drivers cost
thousands of wrecks, with about three thousand documented highway fatalities
every year. And that's why the National Transportation Safety Board
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a couple of weeks ago issued its most sweeping recommendation yet,
a total ban on drivers using mobile phones, including hands
free devices, Despite the obvious dangers, Half of all drivers
make and receive calls while behind the wheel, while one
in five sends text messages. Studies show that drivers chatting
(30:44):
on cell phones are as impaired as drunk drivers, even
hands free devices aren't safe because drivers focus on the conversation,
not the road. But the NTSB can't prove that a
hands free cell phone conversations any more to distracting to
drivers and listening to loud music, messing with the radio CDs,
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eating or drinking a cup of coffee. However, it's the
frequency and continuation of the use of the device that's
the problem. There's no comparison there. In reality, no blanket
ban on cell phone use would ever pass any legislature,
So that puts the responsibility on all of us who drive.
(31:27):
Multitasking is a myth, and the human brain is not
wired to do too cognitively demanding things at once. If
you think you can talk, text, tweet, or play play
some game while safely driving a two ton SUV, you're
deluding yourself. Don't wait for the government to pass laws
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to protect you from yourself and the rest of us
on the road. Roberty Rayford here on the John Boyd
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio. Well, our
oldest listeners stopped by the studio today. He's got his
free coffee and he's ready to chat less. Welcome back,
Nerve ot Wheeler. Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 15 (32:36):
Before we get too deep in the weeds here, I
want to congratulate Jackie on that new grand baby. Yeah,
I don't know why I'm congratulating her.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Really, I know she'd have a hell of a lot
to do with birch of the daddy, you know, kind
of guns. Anyway, nerve what brings you out and about? Today?
I got a I got me a meeting up town
to sell one of my inventions. WHOA all this time
I've known you? I never knew that.
Speaker 15 (33:00):
Yeah, I got a lot of cars I ain't showing now.
This little deal today is the brand new Ladies Brassi air.
It's called the sheep Dog. Well that's an odd name
for Ladies lingerie.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Why did you call it that? Because it rounds them
up and points him in the right direction. Well how'd
you come up with that?
Speaker 15 (33:18):
I had this old milk cow with udders that dragged
in the mud. It made for extra work come a
milky time, you know. So I made one for her
and figured, well it was good enough for this halfway,
maybe be good enough for another. That weren't my first
invention for Ladies undergarments. I invented another brassy air that
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kept things from bouncing around and hid the high beams
in cold weather.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well, what happened with that one? I gave it up?
I got too damn many death threats for man. Well
have you invented anything else we might have heard of? Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
Maybe a couple of years ago there I got into
the upscale baby market. Yeah, I was a hand carving
die for changing tables and it was all the rage
for a while.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
There made a pretty penny at it too. What did
you call it? The shirt tutory board? So why don't
you make him anymore splinters? Not on me, on the babies. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
I had high hopes for this one. Invention, a family
lie detector, you know. I thought he'd be good for
families in this day and age to be honest with
one another. See, everybody had the family. Do you get
him up there? You sit him around table? Oh, come
up to the lie detector and just have him talk.
And if someone told the porky, you'd hear a beep.
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I tried it on my great grandson Grady's family, he
and his wife and son. Grady said to his son,
he said, what do you do all the afternoon and
blocked in your bedroom, The boy said, homework.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Beep. Eah.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
Boy said, all right, I was watching that pornography. Grady said,
how dare you? When I was your age, I never
ever thought of watching porn Beep. His wife just laughed.
She said, well, Grady, he really is your son.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Beep looks and amen. So what are you working on?
Speaker 9 (35:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
What am I working on?
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Now?
Speaker 15 (35:11):
I'm working on that snack gal angling for a pocket
full of candy and another cup of.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Coff What if she says no, she won't. Well if
you saddle all in your cong Graston, holler.
Speaker 10 (35:24):
Up you need me.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Good morning everybody. You got a big show on the radio, right,
big showing radio.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Ah, that's like any newsletter sports. It's just Spanky from.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
The Yellow Rose.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Gun Boy and Billy big shows.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
How big is it? Bigger than my head?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And that's big hug there.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, so b I read it and I pay that
tabby a seat dead beat.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
H good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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It is National voter registration day. We urge you to
do it the right way, the legal way, and then
catch a good movie, doesn't Ornalo.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Well, looks like he's about time to close the pulse.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Here the people have spoken, it's been in November.
Speaker 17 (36:53):
Then remember all right.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
That's a fact.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Nothing left to do now but count the votes.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Wait a minute, listen here, i'd nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Holy claim sabies.
Speaker 10 (37:13):
More bone chilling than the living dead, more blood curdling
than the walking dead. Nothing can be as terrifying as
the voting dead.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
It seems to have started in Chicago, but now it's
spread to all over the country.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Information not your snakes, hard as it is to believe,
than are rising from the grave and heading to the polls.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
We've often heard stories about the names of the dead
appearing on the voter rolls, but now it's happening.
Speaker 15 (37:44):
Chris, it appears the Republicans lead in this landslide election
is quickly disappearing.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
The zombies are voting Democrat. I repeat, the zombies are
voting Democrats.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
Voting Democrat.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
By just when you thought your world couldn't get any
more frightening, lob condescent pictures presents an all new terror
from to these headlines, the voting dead.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Do you understand what's going on?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
In simple terms?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Lieutenants, the zombies and what you would call on automatic
pilots operating on instinct alone.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Well yeah, but why on earth will they vote Democrat?
I think that's apparent. The cerebral synapses have stopped firing.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
They are operating solely from the ideological context of the
medulla oblongata.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Speak English dark wa ain't scientists? Why are they voting Democrat?
To put it distinctly, their brains have ceased to function.
They're dead and voting and you can't stop there, Tony,
look out, that zombie is coming right for you. That's
no zombies rama manual.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
How do you tell the difference.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
It's not a broach line, it's for.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
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Oh gone, well, can't vote for Trump again? Unlet's see,
declares himself.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
King Trump.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Now when he was a young man, he always thought
he'd be sitting on a throw up in Washington, d C.
Trump got a Bible from his Bammy, Holy Trump. His
hands are small and clammy Boarded.
Speaker 9 (40:03):
In New York City, hair like Conway Twitty.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Now people love to listen to his speeches. He calls
folks losers and lion sons of beaches. Things that he's
done rickles rude. Trump likes bragging about his pickle Boarded.
Speaker 9 (40:27):
In New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Trump, he says he's smart as hell.
Speaker 15 (40:38):
Problem he danced on in Hell Trump Trump bid common sense,
mere well, trouble trouble.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
His peoples ain't got no smell. I've got more ex
wives than Sinatra.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Trumple trouble problem from frothing from.
Speaker 17 (40:59):
Troublem, swimming pool from from from from from from move
this star from from from from from.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
And his hair is perfect eating.
Speaker 15 (41:20):
Now on you think my head is up my rum
I know he's probably crazy, Bud, I'm voting for King Trump.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
Ain't Trump.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
His momentum just ain't stopping. He Trump even when he's
flipping flopping.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Born in New York City, hairline Conway Twitty. He was
born in New.
Speaker 11 (41:40):
York City, and his hands I ety bitty.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
There's other side I see a worry about Trump's gonna
come up with something so he could be president.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
Yes, I heard that, heard that, because he keeps it alive.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well, let's play Beat the Blonde. Y'all want ain't hundred
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