September 23, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we uncover a list of dumb things found on notes from Doctors.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Alan Swann reminisces about his past golfing antics.. - Willie Nelson and Bill Clinton team up for a unique version of the Julio Iglesias hit, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before”.. - Mark Packer checks in for his Southern Fried Football report.. - We'll fill a request for Comedian,Tom Mabe getting revenge on a telemarketer selling carpet cleaning.. - and we’ll round out today's show with Mad Max’s rant on the time Arby's ran out of roast beef…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm no, no, no.
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Moving out on them.
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It is Tuesday, September twenty third.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
About that thirty days had September?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That was no Remember only seven days left one week
from to day. We'll get out of the month of September.
How about that? Wow them Wenesday we got Oh hey,
come on, everybody looking around?
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Yeah, we're all away looking good.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What I'm talking about? National days? You want to celebrate
National Checkers Day?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You any good at Jaggers?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I get it. I get beat every time.
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We're going to make.
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The play some okay, great for money.
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Let's go cracker barrel shit out front?
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Girl.
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I think they got rid of the checkers.
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No, they got them back?
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Oh?
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Really?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
National Great American pot Pie Day? All right, good old
pot pie, National snack Stick Day, good old snackstick, National
teal Talk Day. Each year, over two hundred and forty
nine thousand women were diagnosed with ovarian cancer worldwide. So
together your friends wear teal for a day out together
(02:13):
and talk.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I didn't make that up. That was on the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, all right, wear teal and talk.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
That's the ovarian color. Yeah, is teal breast cancer?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Talk about that? Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So yeah, you know it's kind of like, yeah, support
each other. That's kind of what they're trying to say.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, And National Dogs in Politics Day, not them dogs
that run for mayor or small towns and stuff like that.
It's like dogs who have been in the White House.
You know how much prefer the dogs sometimes? Yeah. Remember
Biden's dog about eight Secret Service agents. Yeah, and get
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the dog out of the White House, you idiot.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
A couple of the agents actually got to experience that
two or three times on separate occasions.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm like, just put him out. Well.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Kamala Harris said in her book she never noticed anything
wrong with that dog. It was it was perfectly nice,
and it never licked itself. I think she told everybody
under the bush in the books, if you'll been saying
that mean. Oh man, I guess she says, crew it,
I ain't never gonna be president, ain't never gonna get
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elected for nothing else. She wouldn't even run for governor
of California because she used your gold may make a
little money. All right. That just tackles me to death.
Did you say what she said about not picking bootage
bootage edge? Is that that the gay guy there was
a transportation secretary, so she said she didn't pick him
(03:47):
for vice president. Like, give me mind. This is the
Democrats who all they want is identity, you know, you
know to do that. Remember the one of the Jackie's people
that said the lesbian that was the press second terry
for the White House, And she was bragging about it. Yes, okay,
I'm the first lesbian never have this job.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah. Well but anyway, so where was it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
They were like, he didn't she didn't pick this guy
for her?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, because she said, uh, if I was a straight
white guy, I might would have done it. But me,
a black woman married to a Jewish guy, picking a
gay guy was not gonna work. She actually said that, well.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Is that her book or that the boat?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay? All right, defend that old page. Man, don't go on.
I was this close. I just stand there, all right. Anyway,
So enough about her, all right, we don't You don't
have to buy a book. Now you're you're well.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's not Cliff Notes, it's John Boy Notes.
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our categories Here September twenty third, it was nineteen sixty nine.
Marcus Welby md TV medical drama debuted on ABC became
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the network's first top rated series. Marcus Welby. I see
him to look from here. He was something, he was
something else before he was Marcus Welby. Yeah, maybe a
daddy in a sitcom old timer, I don't know well anyway.
Nineteen eighty George Adrian of Indianapolis set a world record
by picking three hundred and sixty five and a half
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eighty six, the Rose is voted by the House of
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Believe it, they're not. Members of Congress spent one hundred
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years debating that subject before they agreed to I believe it.
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Robert Young, doctor Marcus Robert Young. He was He was
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Those bess how about that?
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We were right?
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You more to David.
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Good morning, Hello buddy, Hi David.
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Gold money.
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By a many hours top of your news. Hey, let's
ptell you to have a little fun with the doctor.
They're fun to be with sometime.
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Good morning.
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That's a big showing a radio a little bit. Goo
found out she was this day. In nineteen sixty nine,
Marcus well By, MD debuted on ABC. He's very popular
after he was a father of that new bes. He
got us licensed storing prides and medicines show off and
this called us celebrating doctors this morning. All right, we
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got dumb doctor notes you okay, radio?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Yeah, just waving at you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
We got dumb doctor notes.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
This is taken from a syndicated newspaper column by doctor
Peter Got Well enough, it's a newspaper column, but maybe
have been in like a medical magazine. Laura Newman of
Gastonia sent this in. Uh, I'll read an excerpt. Doctor's
illegible handwriting is legendary, which can make for poor patient
care when nurses and other professionals are unable to translate
medical scrawl into understandable English.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Now, is this Laura's handwriting or having trouble?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's a really bad zero anyway.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
The advent of dictating machines hospitals and office workers rejoice
that this equipment would improve the situation? Has it? Yes
and no? The following list is sampling of what medical
transcriptionists have actually heard on their machines. For example, father
died in his nineties of female trouble in his prostate
and kidneys. Both the patient and nurse herself reported passing flatus.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh now, who was this flatus guy? Oh? He was
Marshall Dillon sidekick?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
How about this.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Marc sidekick?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Diy?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Did it last very long? We're gonna have to send
you back to Kansas City there.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh no, Uncle Festus is Adams family?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, I got it? Go ahead, all right?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
How about this one? The pelvic examination will be done
later on the floor. The left leg became numb at times,
and she walked it off. On the second day, the
knee was better, and on the third day it completely disappeared.
Patient left his white blood cells at another hospital. Physician
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has been following the patient's breast for six years. The
patient's head was in neutral by the time she was
admitted to the hospital. Her rapid heart had stopped and
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she was feeling much better. Here's one discharge status alive
but without permission coming from Detroit. This man has no children.
If you've ever been to Detroit. This fourteen year old
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boy argued with a lawnmar which then attacked him. Here's
a good one. Patient's abdomen is at war. Patient's past
medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a forty
(13:34):
pound weight gain in the past three days. Here's a
going patient is a real gas factory.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
I know that.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
According to witnesses, the patient was weaving down the street
when he suddenly turned into an automobile. The patient has
never been pregnant and denies any reason for This patient
was in her usual state of good health when she
felt the toilet in her back. And my favorite and
(14:08):
this kind of sums it all up. The patient was
admitted to the hospital on the day of admissions.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It is there you go? Does what? Good morning? There's
(14:45):
a big showing the radio. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It's time to.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This is.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
With all the fall whow while you need for all
y'all what you call intros? Posting on a relationship?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Patchack pull her down, boy.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
I got him of his own interm Brue Hilda see,
I'll weigh him by two hundred pounds pull her down.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That is working.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Dig this, dear, you are the.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Number one love guru to many of us older lovers
of fine women who find ourselves either as a result
of a late life divorce or the death of a
spouse more good news as new, desirable and available male.
Well you that old new? Ain't the word I be
using with y'all. Fourteen marriages. We believe that you are,
(15:55):
besides being our leader, an experienced person we can rely
upon for good advice.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Several of my widow.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Friends and I had a whole bunch of lucky boys
out there, have found very desirable women that we would
like to marry. We then run into the problem of
a dreaded p word. No, not pregnancy, but pre nuptial agreement.
Who it is very obvious to my friends. And now
(16:24):
that you have learned to work out these problems. So
how do we keep on getting all that loving without
giving up our asset? How can we keep our looting
and keep getting our share of booting? I like him
already sign eager to learn, be a eager The answer
is simple, my brother, do what I do. Lie ain't
(16:49):
no sense in, telling her everything, keep your business, y'all business,
it ain't none of her.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
You need to live yourll life like a regular.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Castro Nova and Steve, keep that bag raw home. Let
me preach on the no. Whatever you do, don't let
them money grubbing hoochie start talking all that marriage non sense.
The minute she start that witting yepping, put a stop
to that lip flapping. Remind her that this is all
(17:20):
about you, like I always say, this is about ike,
big eye.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Know you.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Why she want to complicate.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
Things with that ring, Well, I tell you why she
sees that fine crib and that fine ride and that
shina bro Lexi's watching, She's thinking I could use some
of that. Now. Now you looking at her, and you
thinking the same thing. But but but but see, the
only thing you looking at is her. Listen to me,
(17:55):
my brother.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The only guy she's really.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Interested in is Benjamin.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
In her mind.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She can meet mister Johnson at any old place.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Dig this if you really want to see if she
is interested in the bro and not the dough. Show
up for your first date in one of them nasty
old joey bishop looking joggingsuits, looking like you ain't shaved
in a couple of days, then suggest y'all go Dutch
treat and if you really want to push your luck,
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take the bus. If she go with the flow, grab
that hole. If she says no, I told you so. So,
don't be emercerrating yourself into the hassles of tying yourself
down with one woman's You are one of them what
(18:49):
you call seenile citizens. You need to make what little
time you got left count. You need to get out
there and play the fanl before the lord benches you prominently.
You never know when your next escapade might be your last.
But if you lucky enough to find that one special
of someone, that beamlive woman that makes your heart sing
(19:11):
everything but the blues, that beautiful rooted petuity with a
million dollar booty, and you decide to walk every man's
last mile down the wedding aisle, you can bet she'll
want that primasupial agreement. I hope you come to your
sensence in time to hold that little piece of paper
over her, honey, and give it your sign twelve extra
(19:34):
wide stamp and disapproval right on her assets.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
This is.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Peace out, ef.
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Ain't no sense and you doing everything.
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Yet Morning, the big show is on your radio. I
took you.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
I never see that th I could in my life.
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The sun's belly up.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
There's food everywhere flying through the air, rock bits and
bowls and hands. People eat them with their fingers, their feet,
other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The oi with a spreads.
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You can't imagine ribs and chickens and biscuits and whole
pigs and a great big sticky. That's what it's like
at the John Boyar Bully pig Shure. It's a buffet
from start to finish. There should be a cover charge.
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I'll tell you.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Faded like cleaning bill on my head.
You canna eat that.
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Speaker 4 (22:38):
Hey, Let's see what everybody was watching at the box
office this weekend. It was a glorious, wonderful weather weekend.
Demon Slayer Infinity Castle number one again, second weekend in
a row. That was the one that I couldn't pronounce
commits to. You know, yaba, you've been proud. I haven't really,
but yeah, that's the fantasy, sci fi and may movie
(23:01):
right what the cool kids like. The new release Him
debuted in second place. The Conjuring Last Rites came in
third place. Third this week. Tied for fourth place was
Downton Abbey The Grand Finale and The Long Walk Out
the kids that they have to walk with they meet
their demise. So that movie a big, bold, beautiful journey
(23:24):
with Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell. That came in sixth place. Well,
so we shall see if they make a move this weekend.
In theaters this Friday, One Battle after Another. This stars
Leo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Porro. It's a dark
action comedy, and the producers say, when their evil enemy
resurfaces after sixteen years, a group of ex revolutionaries reunite
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to rescue one of their own's daughter.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Ah oh sorry, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Also out this Friday, Dude Perfect The Hero to So
this is a brand new immersive experience designed for families
and super fans to see the dudes up close like
never before. Part of the dudes sold out Hero Tour
with the best seat in the house in its first
ever cinematic cinematic look.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Guys, the guys from YouTube that do all the trick shops.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
They show how many times they missed I know, like
two weeks in the movie, right.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
So, the producers say the show is full of action
packed battles, classic Dude Perfect segments and exclusive backstage access
and even if you've been to the show, you've never
seen Dude Perfect like this before. Now, Stephan was on
one of their segments, Stephan Curry so YouTube that because
that was that was fun to watch. It was just, yeah,
(24:48):
there was a crowd. It was just them and Stefan,
but it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
In theaters.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
This isn't the Yeah, this Dude Perfect the Hero Tour
is in theaters. So I guess it's like watching like
a huge documentary almost in a way. But you're watching
the show as if you were sitting in the seats
at one of.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Their jackass movies. But you know, milder.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, a lot milder streaming if you're a streamer. Sneaker
Wars Adidas Versus Puma that's on Hulu. It's a three
part Disney docuseries and it's about the family that owns
Adidas and Puma and the two brothers and their their fight,
their rivalry, their rivalry.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Separate shoe company.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah. Sports Illustrated said it's it's a must watch, So
watch the shoe one. Let's see Cocaine quarterback signal caller
for the cartel. That's on Prime Video. The docuseries explores
the rise and fall of Redondo Beach native Owen Hanson
from a walk on to the National Championship winning usc
football team to cocaine kingpin for one of the world's
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most dangerous cartels.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Not as exciting as Cocaine Bear that was probably.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
And House of Guinness is on Netflix. It's an eight
episode binger. It's They're all there. You can go and
watch them all. Trouble is brewing with the Guinness family
and their drama created by Stephen Knight, who is with
Peaky Blinders and starring Anthony Boyle and Lewis Partridge. So
it's a supposed to be a good comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
All right, all right, you guys, thank you very much.
I said, well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boydgeffarty review yesterday's question. We found out, according to
Advertising Age magazine, the Morton Salt Umbrella Girl is the
oldest and most recognizable female advertising character of the last
one hundred years. And we were looking for number two.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Who is Betty Crocker?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Be Betty? And then Miss Chakda, Rosie the Riveter, Josephine
the Plumber. All right, today's John Boy Jeffardy in one
hundred and twenty two A d professional chariot racer Guias
Appelius dioses. It's Gaius whatever, okay, also known as Gloryorious Gaius.
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It makes sense. So Glorious Gaius became the earliest known
professional athlete to have one of these.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
What is a groupie, glorious Chaos?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't know if you have a girlfriend. What y'all
got one eight hundred big show, you told free line.
We played John Boydgepeney next Good morning, that's a big
(27:51):
Shaw on the radio for your Tuesdays. September twenty third,
I feature track from the Big Show Box.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Mad Max Harvey's ran a rose beef.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I wonder how Max took that search for keyword armies,
some flooding time man and mid bugs at the Big
Show dot com. And right now that's why Yes live
across America. It's wow.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
You know, Glorious Gas wasn't the only racer with a
cool nickname.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Give it up for your host, former Legends driver breach Baby.
He shnvoy that. Yet I feel like I need to
explain my nickname of breach Baby, because well, the Legends
cars that I raced, they were they were the small cars.
You can look them up there. And when I would
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get out of it feast feet first with my face
all red, I would look like a breach baby.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
They had a song about it, breach Baby, breechs many
give me your foot Yeah, all right, Well enough about me.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Let's say hey to Gary out of Oak Ridge, Tennessee.
Good morning, Gary, good morning. All right, buddy, you got
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy. It was one hundred
and twenty two. A d professional chariot racer Gaius Appolus Diocese,
Glorious Gaius became the earliest known professional athlete to have
(29:26):
one of these.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
What was it Gary that'd be a sponsor?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, let's say, is it a sponsor?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yes it is, man so unlet's have.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Been about Old Glorious Gaius here. He had an incredibly
successful twenty four year racing career. According to records from
aation history, he won more than one third of the
races he competed in. When he retired at age forty two,
his total earnings and today's money would have been worth
more than fifteen billion dollars, making Old Glorious the highest
(30:03):
paid athlete of all time.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wow, what kind of sponsors?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I mean, Gary worked out for you, buddy, bigold prize pack,
head over the old gridge for you.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Very cool, Thank you. I'm a first time caller. I
got a story about your Delbert tape too, All right,
what you got? My wife actually did that first time?
I sure went into a corner shop.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Wait, but we're gonna head to back up, and I'm
gonna have to try to catch up with you. Well,
the first time your wife went into a what kind
of show? An adult shot, an adult shop, an adult shop,
and she Delbert?
Speaker 11 (30:49):
She bought the head coiner.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh, you bought a John Boy and Billy album Head Cleaner.
We were trying to sell a few copies by mistake,
but we never took that into consideration.
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Yeah, well we didn't the adult store.
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Yeah. All right, here, well here's that long awaited move
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time fifteen billion. I was wondering what Michael Jordans, what
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According to the Google, Michael Jordan has earned four point
one five billion.
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It was just under five billion. Yeah.
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Next on the list would be Tiger Woods at two
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Congratulation.
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Okay, the big shows on the radio, Robert d Raper
and I can remember when this hour and another hours
I used to sing Dixie about that.
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Well.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
The height of incredulity in this race sensitive era is
the furr in a local TV newsroom caused when a
t V photographer was heard whistling Dixie about that. You
know I was thinking too. The group that has not
caused some smarter like radio duo to be fired is Southerners,
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more specifically Southern rednecks, not that they're not rednecks all
over the USA today, and the pink necks who move
in get redder and redder, and after they stop telling
us how they do things up north, their next get
redder and even redder. Another group cares not about what
I said about them old people. Yeah, we not only
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slough it off, but take pride in being recognized and
recognize that all of you will be in that category
if you live to see it, and recognize that our
legions are growing. Yes, Sir Robert D. Rayford, passion along
for what it might be worth. On the John Boyne
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Good well, It's always a unique honor when our next
guest visits. He is a true living legend of the
Silver screen, the one and only Sir Alan Swann.
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That's right, sidewinder your face to face with the Chesha kid,
the fastest draw on either side of the Atlantic Ocean.
I know you done, shot my partner in the back.
You've got three seconds to make your peace with the
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It's me, mister Swan. Don't shoot this John Boy, John Boy, Yes.
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Never fair.
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I was acting. That, of course, is from the Crimson
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I remember that a great movie. It was trash.
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But the check clips.
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What brings you to town today?
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Oh?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Another celebrity golf turnle.
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I didn't know you played golf.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Oh yes, I've been playing for years, one of the
few sports. Whether more I drink, the better I play.
In fact, I don't yell. Four I yelled more. After
the last tournament, I was stopped by the police. The
officer said, too drunk to drive. I said, drive, constable,
I can barely.
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Pods are you any good in a word?
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No.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
I once asked Arnold Palmer how I could of my game.
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He said, Sir, allan cheat a. Well, maybe you just
need the right teacher.
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Well, I've been taught by the best. I was once
trained by mash In Niblick. We were at the driving
range and using his instruction, I hit an absolutely glorious drive,
but it took left towards the interstate, hit a bus
windshield and the bus hurtled off the road and into
a reservoir. The bus disappeared beneath the seething massive bubbles.
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I screamed, dear God, what am I going to do?
As she said, loosen your grip and keep your backstraight.
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That a sign is usually a pretty safe sport. I
begged to tip of my ball cap.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Young friend. My fourth wife, Beryl, was also a golfer.
It was a beautiful autumn day. Have you got a minute?
It was a beautiful autumn day and we were playing
at the Wonderful Course in New Hampshire. On the third hole,
I had a dreadful shot that landed in the doorway
of the club's greenhouse. Beryl over the accommodating wife, held
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the greenhouse door open for me to lay through. I
misjudged the shot accidentally hit her in the head, killing
her instantly.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
It's terrible, I know.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
After the police finally left, it put me behind two hours.
A few years later, I went back to that same
course with my new wife Caprice, on the third hole.
As luck would have it, the ball landed in the
doorway to that same greenhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What are the arts, well one.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Hundred percent, as it turns out, and Caprice, have of
the faithful wives, said, let me hold the door for you, love,
I said, God, Now, the last time I tried that,
I wound up with a triple bogie.
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You can't win them all, or any of them, as
it turns out.
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But it's all expenses paid. And the caddies are topless
girl caddies. Sadly, no but one thinks he is. Now,
if you'll excuse me, I must have jewel signor Boomberchelli
and I have a breakfast date with some cracker cracker barrel.
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That's the chat, all right, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest doc.
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Though you know you may have not heard this before,
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
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these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
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it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
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Who will? I thought it was funny.
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I'm no, no, no.
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Moving out on them.
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It is Tuesday, September twenty third.
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About that thirty days had September?
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That was no Remember only seven days left one week
from to day. We'll get out of the month of September.
How about that? Wow them Wenesday we got Oh hey,
come on, everybody looking around?
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Yeah, we're all away looking good.
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What I'm talking about? National days? You want to celebrate
National Checkers Day?
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Ye?
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You any good at Jaggers?
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I get it. I get beat every time.
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We're going to make.
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The play some okay, great for money.
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Let's go cracker barrel shit out front?
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Girl.
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I think they got rid of the checkers.
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No, they got them back?
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Oh?
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Really?
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Uh?
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National Great American pot Pie Day? All right, good old
pot pie, National snack Stick Day, good old snackstick, National
teal Talk Day. Each year, over two hundred and forty
nine thousand women were diagnosed with ovarian cancer worldwide. So
together your friends wear teal for a day out together
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and talk.
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I didn't make that up. That was on the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, all right, wear teal and talk.
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That's the ovarian color. Yeah, is teal breast cancer?
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Talk about that? Okay.
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So yeah, you know it's kind of like, yeah, support
each other. That's kind of what they're trying to say.
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Yeah, And National Dogs in Politics Day, not them dogs
that run for mayor or small towns and stuff like that.
It's like dogs who have been in the White House.
You know how much prefer the dogs sometimes? Yeah. Remember
Biden's dog about eight Secret Service agents. Yeah, and get
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the dog out of the White House, you idiot.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
A couple of the agents actually got to experience that
two or three times on separate occasions.
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I'm like, just put him out. Well.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Kamala Harris said in her book she never noticed anything
wrong with that dog. It was it was perfectly nice,
and it never licked itself. I think she told everybody
under the bush in the books, if you'll been saying
that mean. Oh man, I guess she says, crew it,
I ain't never gonna be president, ain't never gonna get
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elected for nothing else. She wouldn't even run for governor
of California because she used your gold may make a
little money. All right. That just tackles me to death.
Did you say what she said about not picking bootage
bootage edge? Is that that the gay guy there was
a transportation secretary, so she said she didn't pick him
(03:47):
for vice president. Like, give me mind. This is the
Democrats who all they want is identity, you know, you
know to do that. Remember the one of the Jackie's people
that said the lesbian that was the press second terry
for the White House, And she was bragging about it. Yes, okay,
I'm the first lesbian never have this job.
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Yeah I don't think so.
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Yeah. Well but anyway, so where was it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
They were like, he didn't she didn't pick this guy
for her?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, because she said, uh, if I was a straight
white guy, I might would have done it. But me,
a black woman married to a Jewish guy, picking a
gay guy was not gonna work. She actually said that, well.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Is that her book or that the boat?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay? All right, defend that old page. Man, don't go on.
I was this close. I just stand there, all right. Anyway,
So enough about her, all right, we don't You don't
have to buy a book. Now you're you're well.
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our categories Here September twenty third, it was nineteen sixty nine.
Marcus Welby md TV medical drama debuted on ABC became
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the network's first top rated series. Marcus Welby. I see
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something else before he was Marcus Welby. Yeah, maybe a
daddy in a sitcom old timer, I don't know well anyway.
Nineteen eighty George Adrian of Indianapolis set a world record
by picking three hundred and sixty five and a half
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and thirty pounds. That's a lot of apple picking, some
able gum and finally was on this day in nineteen
eighty six, the Rose is voted by the House of
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Believe it, they're not. Members of Congress spent one hundred
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years debating that subject before they agreed to I believe it.
Oh right, what you got, Marcy, Yes.
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Robert Young, doctor Marcus Robert Young. He was He was
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Good morning.
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That's a big showing a radio a little bit. Goo
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got dumb doctor notes you okay, radio?
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Okay, Hey, how you doing?
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We got dumb doctor notes.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
This is taken from a syndicated newspaper column by doctor
Peter Got Well enough, it's a newspaper column, but maybe
have been in like a medical magazine. Laura Newman of
Gastonia sent this in. Uh, I'll read an excerpt. Doctor's
illegible handwriting is legendary, which can make for poor patient
care when nurses and other professionals are unable to translate
medical scrawl into understandable English.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Now, is this Laura's handwriting or having trouble?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's a really bad zero anyway.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
The advent of dictating machines hospitals and office workers rejoice
that this equipment would improve the situation? Has it? Yes
and no? The following list is sampling of what medical
transcriptionists have actually heard on their machines. For example, father
died in his nineties of female trouble in his prostate
and kidneys. Both the patient and nurse herself reported passing flatus.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh now, who was this flatus guy? Oh? He was
Marshall Dillon sidekick?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
How about this.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Marc sidekick?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Diy?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Did it last very long? We're gonna have to send
you back to Kansas City there.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh no, Uncle Festus is Adams family?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, I got it? Go ahead, all right?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
How about this one? The pelvic examination will be done
later on the floor. The left leg became numb at times,
and she walked it off. On the second day, the
knee was better, and on the third day it completely disappeared.
Patient left his white blood cells at another hospital. Physician
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has been following the patient's breast for six years. The
patient's head was in neutral by the time she was
admitted to the hospital. Her rapid heart had stopped and
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she was feeling much better. Here's one discharge status alive
but without permission coming from Detroit. This man has no children.
If you've ever been to Detroit. This fourteen year old
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boy argued with a lawnmar which then attacked him. Here's
a good one. Patient's abdomen is at war. Patient's past
medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a forty
(13:34):
pound weight gain in the past three days. Here's a
going patient is a real gas factory.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
I know that.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
According to witnesses, the patient was weaving down the street
when he suddenly turned into an automobile. The patient has
never been pregnant and denies any reason for This patient
was in her usual state of good health when she
felt the toilet in her back. And my favorite and
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this kind of sums it all up. The patient was
admitted to the hospital on the day of admissions.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It is there you go? Does what? Good morning? There's
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a big showing the radio. Here we go.
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It's time to.
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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
What's up?
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This is.
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With all the fall whow while you need for all
y'all what you call intros? Posting on a relationship?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Patchack pull her down, boy.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
I got him of his own interm Brue Hilda see,
I'll weigh him by two hundred pounds pull her down.
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That is working.
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Dig this, dear, you are the.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Number one love guru to many of us older lovers
of fine women who find ourselves either as a result
of a late life divorce or the death of a
spouse more good news as new, desirable and available male.
Well you that old new? Ain't the word I be
using with y'all. Fourteen marriages. We believe that you are,
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besides being our leader, an experienced person we can rely
upon for good advice.
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Several of my widow.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Friends and I had a whole bunch of lucky boys
out there, have found very desirable women that we would
like to marry. We then run into the problem of
a dreaded p word. No, not pregnancy, but pre nuptial agreement.
Who it is very obvious to my friends. And now
(16:24):
that you have learned to work out these problems. So
how do we keep on getting all that loving without
giving up our asset? How can we keep our looting
and keep getting our share of booting? I like him
already sign eager to learn, be a eager The answer
is simple, my brother, do what I do. Lie ain't
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no sense in, telling her everything, keep your business, y'all business,
it ain't none of her.
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You need to live yourll life like a regular.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Castro Nova and Steve, keep that bag raw home. Let
me preach on the no. Whatever you do, don't let
them money grubbing hoochie start talking all that marriage non sense.
The minute she start that witting yepping, put a stop
to that lip flapping. Remind her that this is all
(17:20):
about you, like I always say, this is about ike,
big eye.
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Know you.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Why she want to complicate.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
Things with that ring, Well, I tell you why she
sees that fine crib and that fine ride and that
shina bro Lexi's watching, She's thinking I could use some
of that. Now. Now you looking at her, and you
thinking the same thing. But but but but see, the
only thing you looking at is her. Listen to me,
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my brother.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The only guy she's really.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Interested in is Benjamin.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
In her mind.
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She can meet mister Johnson at any old place.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Dig this if you really want to see if she
is interested in the bro and not the dough. Show
up for your first date in one of them nasty
old joey bishop looking joggingsuits, looking like you ain't shaved
in a couple of days, then suggest y'all go Dutch
treat and if you really want to push your luck,
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take the bus. If she go with the flow, grab
that hole. If she says no, I told you so. So,
don't be emercerrating yourself into the hassles of tying yourself
down with one woman's You are one of them what
(18:49):
you call seenile citizens. You need to make what little
time you got left count. You need to get out
there and play the fanl before the lord benches you prominently.
You never know when your next escapade might be your last.
But if you lucky enough to find that one special
of someone, that beamlive woman that makes your heart sing
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everything but the blues, that beautiful rooted petuity with a
million dollar booty, and you decide to walk every man's
last mile down the wedding aisle, you can bet she'll
want that primasupial agreement. I hope you come to your
sensence in time to hold that little piece of paper
over her, honey, and give it your sign twelve extra
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wide stamp and disapproval right on her assets.
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Speaker 4 (22:38):
Hey, Let's see what everybody was watching at the box
office this weekend. It was a glorious, wonderful weather weekend.
Demon Slayer Infinity Castle number one again, second weekend in
a row. That was the one that I couldn't pronounce
commits to. You know, yaba, you've been proud. I haven't really,
but yeah, that's the fantasy, sci fi and may movie
(23:01):
right what the cool kids like. The new release Him
debuted in second place. The Conjuring Last Rites came in
third place. Third this week. Tied for fourth place was
Downton Abbey The Grand Finale and The Long Walk Out
the kids that they have to walk with they meet
their demise. So that movie a big, bold, beautiful journey
(23:24):
with Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell. That came in sixth place. Well,
so we shall see if they make a move this weekend.
In theaters this Friday, One Battle after Another. This stars
Leo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Porro. It's a dark
action comedy, and the producers say, when their evil enemy
resurfaces after sixteen years, a group of ex revolutionaries reunite
(23:49):
to rescue one of their own's daughter.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Ah oh sorry, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Also out this Friday, Dude Perfect The Hero to So
this is a brand new immersive experience designed for families
and super fans to see the dudes up close like
never before. Part of the dudes sold out Hero Tour
with the best seat in the house in its first
ever cinematic cinematic look.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Guys, the guys from YouTube that do all the trick shops.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
They show how many times they missed I know, like
two weeks in the movie, right.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
So, the producers say the show is full of action
packed battles, classic Dude Perfect segments and exclusive backstage access
and even if you've been to the show, you've never
seen Dude Perfect like this before. Now, Stephan was on
one of their segments, Stephan Curry so YouTube that because
that was that was fun to watch. It was just, yeah,
(24:48):
there was a crowd. It was just them and Stefan,
but it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
In theaters.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
This isn't the Yeah, this Dude Perfect the Hero Tour
is in theaters. So I guess it's like watching like
a huge documentary almost in a way. But you're watching
the show as if you were sitting in the seats
at one of.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Their jackass movies. But you know, milder.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, a lot milder streaming if you're a streamer. Sneaker
Wars Adidas Versus Puma that's on Hulu. It's a three
part Disney docuseries and it's about the family that owns
Adidas and Puma and the two brothers and their their fight,
their rivalry, their rivalry.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Separate shoe company.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah. Sports Illustrated said it's it's a must watch, So
watch the shoe one. Let's see Cocaine quarterback signal caller
for the cartel. That's on Prime Video. The docuseries explores
the rise and fall of Redondo Beach native Owen Hanson
from a walk on to the National Championship winning usc
football team to cocaine kingpin for one of the world's
(25:48):
most dangerous cartels.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Not as exciting as Cocaine Bear that was probably.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
And House of Guinness is on Netflix. It's an eight
episode binger. It's They're all there. You can go and
watch them all. Trouble is brewing with the Guinness family
and their drama created by Stephen Knight, who is with
Peaky Blinders and starring Anthony Boyle and Lewis Partridge. So
it's a supposed to be a good comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
All right, all right, you guys, thank you very much.
I said, well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boydgeffarty review yesterday's question. We found out, according to
Advertising Age magazine, the Morton Salt Umbrella Girl is the
oldest and most recognizable female advertising character of the last
one hundred years. And we were looking for number two.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Who is Betty Crocker?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Be Betty? And then Miss Chakda, Rosie the Riveter, Josephine
the Plumber. All right, today's John Boy Jeffardy in one
hundred and twenty two A d professional chariot racer Guias
Appelius dioses. It's Gaius whatever, okay, also known as Gloryorious Gaius.
(27:01):
It makes sense. So Glorious Gaius became the earliest known
professional athlete to have one of these.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
What is a groupie, glorious Chaos?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't know if you have a girlfriend. What y'all
got one eight hundred big show, you told free line.
We played John Boydgepeney next Good morning, that's a big
(27:51):
Shaw on the radio for your Tuesdays. September twenty third,
I feature track from the Big Show Box.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Mad Max Harvey's ran a rose beef.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I wonder how Max took that search for keyword armies,
some flooding time man and mid bugs at the Big
Show dot com. And right now that's why Yes live
across America. It's wow.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
You know, Glorious Gas wasn't the only racer with a
cool nickname.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Give it up for your host, former Legends driver breach Baby.
He shnvoy that. Yet I feel like I need to
explain my nickname of breach Baby, because well, the Legends
cars that I raced, they were they were the small cars.
You can look them up there. And when I would
(28:45):
get out of it feast feet first with my face
all red, I would look like a breach baby.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
They had a song about it, breach Baby, breechs many
give me your foot Yeah, all right, Well enough about me.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Let's say hey to Gary out of Oak Ridge, Tennessee.
Good morning, Gary, good morning. All right, buddy, you got
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy. It was one hundred
and twenty two. A d professional chariot racer Gaius Appolus Diocese,
Glorious Gaius became the earliest known professional athlete to have
(29:26):
one of these.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
What was it Gary that'd be a sponsor?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, let's say, is it a sponsor?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yes it is, man so unlet's have.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Been about Old Glorious Gaius here. He had an incredibly
successful twenty four year racing career. According to records from
aation history, he won more than one third of the
races he competed in. When he retired at age forty two,
his total earnings and today's money would have been worth
more than fifteen billion dollars, making Old Glorious the highest
(30:03):
paid athlete of all time.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wow, what kind of sponsors?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I mean, Gary worked out for you, buddy, bigold prize pack,
head over the old gridge for you.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Very cool, Thank you. I'm a first time caller. I
got a story about your Delbert tape too, All right,
what you got? My wife actually did that first time?
I sure went into a corner shop.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Wait, but we're gonna head to back up, and I'm
gonna have to try to catch up with you. Well,
the first time your wife went into a what kind
of show? An adult shot, an adult shop, an adult shop,
and she Delbert?
Speaker 11 (30:49):
She bought the head coiner.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh, you bought a John Boy and Billy album Head Cleaner.
We were trying to sell a few copies by mistake,
but we never took that into consideration.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, well we didn't the adult store.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah. All right, here, well here's that long awaited move
passing on the old wild Wife. All right, we'll talk
about Glorious gain Us. They're the highest paid athlete all
time fifteen billion. I was wondering what Michael Jordans, what
did he parlay his his athletic ability into.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
According to the Google, Michael Jordan has earned four point
one five billion.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It was just under five billion. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Next on the list would be Tiger Woods at two
point seven nine billion, and then some other people you
never heard of, like the Lebron somebody And.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, I've never heard of Lebron somebody. But dude, you okay,
good work, You're done now. So there Glorious gain Us. Yes,
he is the highest paid athlete of all time with
fifteen billion. Okay'll y'all keep looking.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Congratulation.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I bought that sponsor. On the other side, we remember
raver By Tuesday morning, September twenty third.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Okay, the big shows on the radio, Robert d Raper
and I can remember when this hour and another hours
I used to sing Dixie about that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Well.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
The height of incredulity in this race sensitive era is
the furr in a local TV newsroom caused when a
t V photographer was heard whistling Dixie about that. You
know I was thinking too. The group that has not
caused some smarter like radio duo to be fired is Southerners,
(33:13):
more specifically Southern rednecks, not that they're not rednecks all
over the USA today, and the pink necks who move
in get redder and redder, and after they stop telling
us how they do things up north, their next get
redder and even redder. Another group cares not about what
I said about them old people. Yeah, we not only
(33:34):
slough it off, but take pride in being recognized and
recognize that all of you will be in that category
if you live to see it, and recognize that our
legions are growing. Yes, Sir Robert D. Rayford, passion along
for what it might be worth. On the John Boyne
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Ah morning, it's a big showing. The radio.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh right, the rider cub pattening this weekend all about
that little later and Mark Packer Pavaro Southern Fried Football
in the center for the big college football games coming
up this weekend as well.
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Right now, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Good well, It's always a unique honor when our next
guest visits. He is a true living legend of the
Silver screen, the one and only Sir Alan Swann.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
That's right, sidewinder your face to face with the Chesha kid,
the fastest draw on either side of the Atlantic Ocean.
I know you done, shot my partner in the back.
You've got three seconds to make your peace with the
author of all things.
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It's me, mister Swan. Don't shoot this John Boy, John Boy, Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Never fair.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
I was acting. That, of course, is from the Crimson
Badge of Justice.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I remember that a great movie. It was trash.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
But the check clips.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
What brings you to town today?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Another celebrity golf turnle.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I didn't know you played golf.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Oh yes, I've been playing for years, one of the
few sports. Whether more I drink, the better I play.
In fact, I don't yell. Four I yelled more. After
the last tournament, I was stopped by the police. The
officer said, too drunk to drive. I said, drive, constable,
I can barely.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Pods are you any good in a word?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
No.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
I once asked Arnold Palmer how I could of my game.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
He said, Sir, allan cheat a. Well, maybe you just
need the right teacher.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Well, I've been taught by the best. I was once
trained by mash In Niblick. We were at the driving
range and using his instruction, I hit an absolutely glorious drive,
but it took left towards the interstate, hit a bus
windshield and the bus hurtled off the road and into
a reservoir. The bus disappeared beneath the seething massive bubbles.
(36:26):
I screamed, dear God, what am I going to do?
As she said, loosen your grip and keep your backstraight.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That a sign is usually a pretty safe sport. I
begged to tip of my ball cap.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Young friend. My fourth wife, Beryl, was also a golfer.
It was a beautiful autumn day. Have you got a minute?
It was a beautiful autumn day and we were playing
at the Wonderful Course in New Hampshire. On the third hole,
I had a dreadful shot that landed in the doorway
of the club's greenhouse. Beryl over the accommodating wife, held
(36:57):
the greenhouse door open for me to lay through. I
misjudged the shot accidentally hit her in the head, killing
her instantly.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
It's terrible, I know.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
After the police finally left, it put me behind two hours.
A few years later, I went back to that same
course with my new wife Caprice, on the third hole.
As luck would have it, the ball landed in the
doorway to that same greenhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What are the arts, well one.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Hundred percent, as it turns out, and Caprice, have of
the faithful wives, said, let me hold the door for you, love,
I said, God, Now, the last time I tried that,
I wound up with a triple bogie.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You can't win them all, or any of them, as
it turns out.
Speaker 9 (37:41):
But it's all expenses paid. And the caddies are topless
girl caddies. Sadly, no but one thinks he is. Now,
if you'll excuse me, I must have jewel signor Boomberchelli
and I have a breakfast date with some cracker cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
That's the chat, all right, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest doc.
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Though you know you may have not heard this before,
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Good morning, A lot more Big Show coming up, John
Boy b Big Show, Picky.
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listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
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