December 3, 2024 • 48 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll start trotting out some of our Christmas favorites! - starting with “Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer” - and “Merry Christmas from the Family” from Robert Earl Keen.. - AstroNerd makes a reservation for the dog house - after he tries out some comedy roasts about his own wife.. - We’ll talk with Robert Earl Keen as he hits the road for his “Lights, Camera, Christmas!” tour.. - Terry Hanson’s Sports Briefs looks at his time with the PGA.. - Comedian Amy Borkowski checks her answering machine.. - and we’ll wrap up with “The Shatner Before Christmas”…
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it's a big showing the radio for your Tuesday, December third.
I learned it was on this date in nineteen sixty
four Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer premiered on TV.
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Christmas Dude.
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Route all the red neck rein deer smoke looking strike saying,
DIP's nerve and when it comes to cold gear, he
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and I always.
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Leading back his furs am.
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All out there there rain deer all the time, called.
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Him sir.
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Well lived in in a double white trailer pink bout
a mile, come saying each house and eat and the
Christmas root all would always get sound, and walked down
to the stable where the other rangers would be eating
Hey worried.
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Cuss nuts, fit till baker juice.
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Hand, punch out to orna like name and kill.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Then one foggy Christmas leaven Fanny come down there to
Rudolph Trail, where Rudolf was laid up in the bed
trying to get over last night's big wing ding at
the channel nineteen sea be cutting.
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That's another shun.
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Anyway, when Santa Claus coming here and seeing the.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
Shakeboad Rudolf was in, he got real mad Rudolf covering
lcory bottles and segarette butts all over the floor there,
and he said, Rudolf, you marry, get on the dead
gun wagon and pull my slid the night boy. Well,
Rudolf hi like Santa Claus yelling at him early in
the morning, you know, so reached over and took a
cheer the last night's red man and got it nice
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and juicy and spit it into left eye Sandy Claws.
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Any tough one in balls.
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And busted it over a bed and come at Sanny
Halls and says, get the heck out of here.
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Your that gum fat hippie. Santa Claus didn't like at a.
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Tall you know, Rudoff coming at him with a morning
age or what Sandy Claus didn't know was it Rudolph?
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I mean what Rudolf didn't know? What that Christmas punch
is getting to me?
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Boy?
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Or what Chinny Claus?
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What Rudolph didn't know what Sandy Claus been taking clunk
cool less all summer long.
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Ever, the Chinese health had been working on.
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So went on Rudolf come at it with that bottling
off you know. Santa Claus counter.
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Attack and Rudolph lay flat on the floor. Oh my goodness,
roadhofs red from egg rain. There had a very blood
in the horse.
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Everybody and the first.
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Saw it, it ain't say.
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Hold on the uh the rain there now laughing through
like their head. Call do the net rainer that.
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How your nose?
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God, rain.
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Train don't know a thing about that.
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Speaker 16 (13:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Let's a boy who's home.
Speaker 16 (13:58):
Man, Hello, Hey, it's hot all my life. I want
a fight about it.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
No man, buds John Bonebella here.
Speaker 16 (14:05):
Well, well you say there you beg on hairry, no driving,
knuckle dragon, nose picking, buck scratching, scab farmer boy. Wait, man,
I gotta come more flicking here hull looking fervor. Okay,
at the guber flicking that kind of come to me
on the fly.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I go trying to figure out that is annoy What
in the world's going on? You endeavored to have a
big Thanksgiving?
Speaker 16 (14:31):
Oh yeah, we closed up the body shop and did
a little squirrel hunt.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Had you do no good? I didn't shoot anything?
Speaker 16 (14:38):
Oh yeah, but not what we was intending to shoot.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh what happens?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
Well, we're running this fellow named Rick Spools last week
down in Hoots, older feller, good people. We's all talking
about going squirrel hunting. He says. Heck, I got a
big old pace of lamb. We got squirrels all over place.
Y'all have to come on over. I said, you mean it?
He said, shoot, yest I about to have it. Get
me on your way up. I said, all right, we'll
see you Friday. It's Friday morning. Man never pulled up
this Feller's farm. Debord sitting in the truck. I go
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up to the house. The old fellow opened his door.
He's standing there in his pajamers. I said, morning, dear missus, Sproze,
you better get your hunting clothes on. He says, no,
I can't go with you. I woke up this morning
with a bad case of the square. It ain't tried
this rough in years. I said, well, bless your heart.
He said, well, thank you, Bud, it ain't my heart
that first. Hey, before we y'll pull out, he says,
(15:25):
can you do me a favor? I got a sick
old horse back behind the house named Chucky, had him
for almost fifteen years. Well, he ain't long for this world.
I know I need to put him down, but I
just can't bring myself to do it. Would you mind
taking your gun back here and shooting in for me?
I said, well, I reckon, we do that. He says,
I show what appreciate y'all? Have you a big time.
(15:46):
So as I'm welcome back to the truck, I started
thinking about playing a little trick on Delbor. So I
walk up to the truck kind of grumbling under my breath,
you know, deb says, what was married you? I said, well,
let's I would come out all this way up here
for nothing. That's sorry. SOB says we ain't welcome on
his property. Never says, well how come? I said, Well,
it turns out he's a ford Man. He see us
pull up here in a Chevrolet picker up. He says,
(16:08):
y'all can forget about bringing that. Sorry hunky johnk on
my land called Dale Junior everything with sport. When he
said us to leave right now, he's calling the.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Law on us.
Speaker 16 (16:18):
Never says, so he ain't going squirrel hunting? I said, well,
not here, we ain't. But I tell you one thing,
I'm gonna shoot me something for I leave. He says,
what you mean? I said, where's mister ford Man? Got
him a horse tied up back behind the house. I'm
gonna take his shotgun up here and blow his dad
gum horse brains out. Well, Devery don't know what to think.
Of course, not knowing what to think ain't exactly a
new experience for him. So anyway, as I grabbed my gun,
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get back out of the truck off huffey like and
walked up where his horse was. I tell you, old
spros is right. This here was one broke down, pitiful
looking piece of handile. I took a bead right tweeny
his eyes and said, sorry about this, chucky, but it's
for the best. Squeeze that trigger wham dropped him like
a bad habit. Well, just as I fixing the walk
back to the truck, I heard two more shots wam
(17:02):
wham coming around. That's how the bar around around to
see what's going on. There's Delbert and the truck racing
the engine, waving his arms, going, we'll take that on.
More mess with us? I shot toe of his cows.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Let's Delbert always gotta be in the thick.
Speaker 16 (17:20):
Yeah, and the things usually don't get real sick till
he gets involved. Hey, listen, I got run here men
the great White Hunters fixing to go to work. You
gonna take go later on?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (17:28):
Well, well you tell him, I said, uh, he'll know
what you mean. Y'all keep straight up.
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Was some reason why I like, all, okay, h see
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That one look that Yeah that was awesome.
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I told you, if you just give him a chance,
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I tell us I'll gouted.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Oh you street up my evening.
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Something else is.
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from the desk and tator Taman News is what to watch.
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Here's mars It Taylor.
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All right, all right, let's look at the money that
racked up in the box office over the holiday weekend.
Molana two broke the Thanksgiving box office record with two
hundred and twenty one million dollars over the holiday.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
They came in Number one.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Was that that Hawaiian volcano that you would tell me about?
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You know, I thought maybe that's what it was kind
of about.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
But it's about the little girl and Maui who's played
by the Rock. Oh yeah, yes, I'm talking about life journey.
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So yeah.
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That came in number one. Wicked dropped from number one
to number two in its second weekend. Poor Thing only
did eighty million over the weekend. Gladiator two dropped to
third place. Red One, the Santa Claus movie with the
Rock as his security, came in fourth place.
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And the Best Christmas Pageant Ever rounds out the top five.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
And if you were wondering, what's the best Christmas pageant, well,
it's the children's novel Barbara Robinson rode it back in
nineteen seventy two, made a movie out. It's about six
misfit kids who volunteered a start the town's Sunday play
Christmas play.
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And mayhem ensues. They're the Troublemakers.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
I read the book all right anyway in theaters this Friday,
The Return starring Ralph Findes. I guess it's after twenty
years o Desesis finally returns to Ithaca, where he finds
his wife held prisoner by suitors vying to be king,
and his son facing death at their hands.
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I miss the.
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Return y two k.
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I mean what sexy and funny? Right right? Okay? And
Wear Wolves. That's an action horror thriller.
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A horror thriller, and it's about two scientists to try
to stop a mutation that turns people into were wolves
after being touched by a super moon the year before
were Wolves supermoon super Moon. All right, if you don't
want to go out to the movies. What's streaming on TV?
Star Wars Skeleton Crew is on Disney Plus. It's a
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part of the Star Wars franchise because it's the name,
and it takes place in the same timeframe as the
series The Mandalorian.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
So that's where you know you are.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
That's the Mandalorian thing.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah, yeah, okay, guy wouldn't take his helmet off?
Speaker 16 (23:27):
That guy?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
All right?
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I'm terrible with the names. No really, no, I know
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But it's a brand new twist on the classic quiz
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Of pop culture.
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So there's gonna be everything from the hard Stuff to
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A lot of gen Z kids will win.
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That is on Primes and Black Doves, that's on Netflix.
Kiera Knightley is back and she's starring in this series.
And when a spy posing as a politician's wife learns
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And then John, that's a horror.
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Horror, that's a ref you guys. Hey, well let's get
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Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review yesterday's question. We found
out g I, Joe, Poker, Snowball, Navy Blue, Home Running, Cowboy.
We're all wants brand names for these. I don't know
cigarettes is what they were. You don't smoke, you wouldn't
know that Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Only about sixty percent
of Americans have ever had one or more of these
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in their mouths. And among the ones who have, ninety
percent of them have or will have them search Cate moved.
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I just read it, and I don't know what the
hell I.
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Know this one or heart Pockets.
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Certainly removed the hot bog get that out. Yeah, I say,
y'all figure out what I said. Let's go to week
in the winter. That's the way we do it.
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One eight hundred Big Show you told, free line across America.
We PlayN NEX. Good Morning.
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That's a big showing the radio. Run it till your
Tuesday morning.
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Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box for you,
John will be the Christmas album The Shatner Before Christmas
the words Shatner hit the Big Box at the show
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It's John Boy, Jefferlino and now your host.
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He heard William Shatner has a new line of Ladies
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I mean, Shatner underwear just sounds wrong. He's John Boy.
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Thank you.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Let's say hey to Stephen out of Troy, Tennessee. Good morning, Stephen,
Good morning. How y'all doing today? Man, We're all some
welcome in here amongst us, you got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Let's jump right in here. I follow on, Stephen.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Only about sixty percent of Americans have ever had one
or more of these in their mouths, and among the
ones who have, ninety percent of them have or will
have them surgically removed. What could it be, Stephen?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Oo?
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Yes, I don't know if I know, he's.
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Mouth mouth still thinking. It's been a while. You've been
on hole for like eight minutes. Yeah, I know, it's
just just not jumping in there?
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Is it?
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Kind?
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I said? Braces?
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Braces? Okay, well, let's say, man, it might be it?
Is it braces? You were right? You were wrongside? Stephen?
Who appreciates you being active with us this morning? Buddy?
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You have a great day.
Speaker 16 (27:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
All right, man, let's go to Randy and Only Texas.
Good morning, Randy, morning guys, good morning. All right, you've
been on hold thirty seconds. Song of than Stephen. Randy,
what is your answer for John Boy Jeopardy this morning?
In the old mouth?
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I want to say, wisdom teeth?
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Well, let's see, is it wisdom teeth.
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You?
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to old knee for you.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
All right, sure, thank you guys, and unlock you.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Was having my wife Claire and my two sons, Lame
and Mason.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right, Randy Claire, any boys, dadday winning on the
big shoe.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
All right, here's a plan gonna cut you up on
your knees. On the other side with kicking off Christmas
with Robert Earl Keine, then Robert o' kann lie on
the Big show little over turning good morning. There's a
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big show on the radio. And oh boy, Robert Earl
Keanes kicked off his holiday tour lights camera Christmas. I'll
get those big shows sittings in towns Shart tomorrow night
in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Cad up with Robert Earl a little over thirty minutes
and right now let's bring it on down for hour.
Christmas song It started it all.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
We're gonna play this song.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
Mom got drunk and Dad got dr at a Christmas party.
We were drinking champagne, punching homemade ag.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Now hu.
Speaker 15 (30:15):
Little sister brought her new boyfriend. He was a mex again.
We know what to think of him. Of his sign
Police Nobby DoD Police nobby brother Kin brought his kids
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at him, the three from his first wife Lynn and
the two denticles Wins probably second wife marry.
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Now of course he brought his new wife Kay.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
He talks all.
Speaker 15 (31:06):
About sh a't smoking while the stereo place. No way,
no how, the first no.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
God.
Speaker 15 (31:27):
The turkey turned the ball game on mixed margarite, swearing
the Hagnock's gone. Since somebody to the quick backstore. We
need some ic and no extension cord. A can of
beans up had somebody rides a box of tampons and
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mall burl lots. Everybody says cheese, Merry Christmas from the fan.
No leave, there's that note I couldn't find on that
other side. Frown and ready drove from Harlan Chin. I
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can't remember how I'm ken to them when they're trying
to plug their motor.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Home in the blue eyes Christmas lights.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Dousing day and then just what went wrong? So we
all waited out on our front lawn. It the breaker
and the lights came on and.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We sang silent, not a silent called the turkey turned
the ball game on.
Speaker 15 (32:59):
Mate, Bloody Mary's come on, you send somebody to to
stop and gone. We need some Sealeranna can a big snow,
a bag of lemons, and somebody's sprides a box of
tampas and save long lots and everybody says cheese.
Speaker 11 (33:26):
Merry Christmas for the fan mo.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
F snots.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Boyut twenty minutes away.
My man Robert Earl kay Well been putting him on
for a while now. It's a little bit of the
nerd goes a long way, but finally got tired of
making excuses, so let me apologize in advance.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Here's your headliner. Welcome back to the big show. Joke Nerd,
those were excuses. Damn play a well done. My wife
had knee surgery. I just got a donkey. Randy hates
your guns. Those are all true. Damn play a well done.
So what have you got for us today? Well, much
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like Tater a solid set, get it?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Are you ready on you Mark? Good shit? Terrible? Damn
play it well done? Wives? Am I right?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
This guy knows what I'm talking about. My wife is
a nightmare. She says, I don't respect her privacy. It's
written right there in her diary. She says, I'm the
cheapest person she ever met. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know she almost left me once.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
She said, I was obsessed with astronomy?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
What planet is she on?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Thank you, John Boy. I should have known right off
that she was going to be a problem. On our
first date, she said she wouldn't make out with me
unless I put the top down. It took me over
an hour. Makes me wish i'd owned the convertible. Thank you, Jackie. Granted,
I'm a little older than she is. When I first
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met her, I said, where have you been all my life?
She said, teething. I did try one of those matchmaking places.
I said, I want a companion who is small and cute,
loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. They hooked me
up with a penguin. Damn play a well done?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
So is this your new catchphrase? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (36:30):
You like it?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It stinks.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Damn play a well done? I guess it could be worse.
My friends a dentist than he married a manicurist. They
fight tooth and nail. Scratch that one off. My wife
told me I'm too immature and need to grow up.
Guess who's not invited back to my tree house? She
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even accused me of being a transvestige.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So I packed her things and left. Gotta put a
timer on Jackiet. That woman criticizes every single thing I do.
She told me I'd do a terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
I said, don't worry, I'll return.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Terrible. Being married ain't easy, brother.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The other morning, I was sitting eating breakfast and whammo, whammo,
my wife clambered me from behind with a frying pan,
and I said.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Damn playing, well done. You've been a wonderful crowd except
for John boy way joke nerd out. Don't you steal
that line?
Speaker 11 (37:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 14 (37:56):
Hey, hey, listener, em man only, I'm a motivational speaker.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 16 (38:08):
I am right.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Divorce and every morning I listen to Young Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
When I wake up in a v.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
River, go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Come on, that's back going already you.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I want to say happy birthday to Brandy's definitely better
half first girl pat aka a Doodles, Happy birthday, Doodles.
Speaker 17 (39:17):
I was ready before, but this year I really mean it.
It turns out my old lady is an old lady.
Watch it live about the birthday Doodles, one of the.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Wonderful women in my life.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
That we're sharing some grandparents stuff with Jackie Doodles and Marcy.
Don't make the scene when I'm sending pictures a little highmogrambles.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Right where outlet when I was like, it's so cute,
like you can share with us.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm telling you you guys could rent that kid out.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
How much you pay?
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Definitely some magazine, some photos.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I tell you a good look yeah, well look a
well yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
He looks so much like his grandmother.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Oh right, dar all right, so killed enough talking, Happy
birthday to do it all right, Robert Earl Keene. In minutes,
Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Coming up we play Beating Blonde for a Happy Heard
prize pack. But right now, here's the man we've.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Been waiting on.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Man who ever thought back in nineteen ninety four when
we got married Christmas from the family from sugar Hill Records,
listening to the Big Show out of Raleigh, North Carolina,
that we would kick off of friendship with Robert Earl
Keene and we would get a chance to enjoy him
every Christmas for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
His old live right now. Good morning, are e K,
Good body, jack Boy? How are you man? I'm awesome body.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
It is so good hear your voice. Man, But looking
forward to catching up with you, buddy. I remember, Man,
I'm just going well so much I want to ask
you about, but we'll concentrate on on what you got
going where the rest of our listeners can see you.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
But I was talking about Billy Strings.
Speaker 14 (41:16):
Man.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
You turn me onto him when it was hanging out
with you down in Bendre. Man, that guy's good, isn't he?
Speaker 11 (41:23):
Oh fantastic, just just uh otherworldly.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I would say, that's awesome. And Elizabeth Cook another one
thanks to you, I got turned onto her. Of course
she got her a show on Outlaw Country on the
on the satellite radio. Know you like that and you
guys are are are very close. I wanted to ask
about your relationship with Elizabeth before we get into this.
Speaker 18 (41:48):
Uh well, it goes way back. The first time I
ever even played a show with that and even though who.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
She was, it was in Atlanta. It was one of
those outdoor in the park kind of shows and stuff.
You get up there, you know, and she just she's just.
Speaker 18 (42:01):
A whirlwind of humor and good times. And she she said,
she said, you ever see anybody clog And I said,
I've seen that, you clogger. She said, you ain't never
seen anybody like me, and she just starts clogging.
Speaker 11 (42:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 18 (42:17):
Yet so recently I talked to her, and you know,
I retired in twenty two. But it's kind of a misnumber,
so she said, she she she poised it as, uh, well,
how's your retirement haha, and I said.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Well, we got it, and we want our listeners to know, Yes,
you retired from hardcore touring, meaning the grueling cycle of
life lived on that tour bus. I got to got
to share on some good times on the bus with you.
But you did not retire from being an artist or
a songwriter. So now you get to do select shows
and album digitally releasing like Western Chill that you did
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first part the Summer.
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's that's pretty awesome the way you're doing it now.
Speaker 11 (43:02):
Well, I appreciate that.
Speaker 18 (43:04):
I would like to say that there was a plan,
but you know me pretty well, I never really had
much of a plan, so you know, it just happened.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
The way it happened. But I'm real happy.
Speaker 18 (43:15):
About it because the fact is, it's like, you know,
I was wearing well, not only myself out, but my
family out, my band out, and I actually didn't know
it toward towards the end and they just kind of
looked at me and they said, you've worn us out.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And that reminds me Tell and Tell you Lovely bron Island.
And I said, hey, a man, well talk so and
we're talking about the holiday tour, Yes, sir, get ready
and may show towns and cities, Lights Camera Christmas. Yeah,
but your tour, Yeah, this.
Speaker 18 (43:54):
Is a fifteenth Christmas show. We died over the holidays
that we really resurrected it. I did stop back in
twenty two and so we resurreticrected it this year and
came up with the Lights Camera Christmas, which basically, you know,
John Boy.
Speaker 11 (44:09):
We always had a theme every year.
Speaker 18 (44:11):
It'd be out of this World Christmas or Country Gold Christmas,
and everybody picked different songs and stuff and we'd sing
we would see Christmas songs.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
Really what we'd see is just popular songs that people
do and they could sing along with.
Speaker 18 (44:23):
And that was the whole idea, was just not really
you know, hammer them over the head with the old
Christmas songs, but just bringing the spirit of Christmas, you know, singing, playing, dancing,
maybe a cocktail or two. And then so we had
a good you know, we decided, well, let let's do
this again. So Lights Camera Christmas is about bringing uh
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famous famous movie songs, not necessarily the title cut or anything,
but famous movie songs that everybody's heard, like, you know,
for it, it's it's it's looking out my back Door
from The Big Lebowski and uh, well the this is
a title pretty Woman.
Speaker 11 (45:02):
One of the guys that's pretty Woman.
Speaker 18 (45:03):
And you know, so you know, all these songs from.
Speaker 11 (45:06):
Movies that you know, people people remember and can sing
along with.
Speaker 18 (45:10):
And then we you know, we do the hits that
people like to hear, and then of course we do
the Christmas song and and.
Speaker 11 (45:17):
Have a really great setup this year. It's it really
is truly lights.
Speaker 18 (45:21):
Camera Christmas because we've got all the all this uh
all this gear and uh set up on the stage
that would remind you of like a movie set.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh man, awesome.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
All right, well listen, this is that you can go
to Robert Earl Keene dot com for more tour info. Well,
we'll tell you Spartanburg, South Carolina and the Spartanburg Auditorium. Uh,
run over to Jacksonville, Florida on Wednesday. Then this weekend, y'all,
Saturday be of the Sanger Theater in Mobile, Alabama, Sunday
Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, and the next Tuesday the Princess
(45:55):
Theater and the cat Alabama, and then hitting the Ryman
Auditorium Thursday in Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Man the Big Rhymand yeah.
Speaker 18 (46:06):
You know, we worked at Kathleen and I my wife
and I worked across the street at Hat Show Print.
With Hat Show Print was still on Fourth Street. It
was right across from the Rabbit where they had shut
it down, and it had all gone dark for years,
and all it was was an old dusty museum. You
paid two dollars to go in there, and uh, you know,
look around at the old pictures and stand on the
stage and stuff. And since we were right across the street,
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I used to go over there to eat my lunch
every day. So after about a couple of weeks to
do it. That they just waved by two dollars entrance
fee and let.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
Me go there and.
Speaker 11 (46:38):
Breathe that purified air man.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And also goes Robert.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Oh, got a chance to catch up with you at
Earl Fest a couple of years ago, and you're doing
some bluegrass stuff.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Understand you working on a new bluegrass album.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Yeah, this would be a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
The last one was doing just tradition, so bluegrass socks.
Speaker 18 (47:01):
So we did did you know, flatten scrugs. We did
Bilbo and Rowe and all those at Barl Travis, all
those kind of socks. And this this, this next one
is U. I've written some songs for this one, and
we've taken some songs from other genres, like you know,
a couple of pop like songs that we've just created and.
Speaker 11 (47:18):
Put into like a bluegrass setting.
Speaker 18 (47:20):
So that's what that's what this would come out sometime
early next year twenty five.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
All right, Well, please give us a call when that's
ready to drop. Robert Earl. We appreciate you, bunny, Please
travel safe, spread the cheer, Bunny.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Well you show a mission.
Speaker 18 (47:35):
We love you well, well, I love you guys too,
and we'll come next time we get close. We'll come
down there and see you if the door is still
open for Lucie.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
You got that, Bundy, Ali, Robert, Oh, thank you, Bud,
thank you. All right, man, y'all go to Robert Earl
Keene dot com. Just see where all he's traveling around.
Make sure you catch him is how they see.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah stuff? Alright, Dan, Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Are you read at Marcelle one eight hundred big shows
your toll free line. We're going to Contestina and play
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You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Saves me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated or smile on
your face and a song in your heart.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
As long as you're buying their bloody grilling sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Faith and Begora.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Goga doodle doo.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
And let's get up, Let's get at it. It is Tuesday,
December to third. Trans ibury In Orchestra are waking us
up as we sprint towards Christmas twenty twenty four. We
sprint say acting for word, that's not going to happen.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
We go walk a heart slide after the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Heart slide, start sliding, can't help it.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
It's coming.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Tuesday after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It is a National day of Giving every Tuesday after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So y'all gives? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Man, did I tell y'all yesterday man talking about sprinting
My holdest boy Jolly and his lovely bride Anna and
my grandboy a little high? Did the turkey trot a
five k raise on Thanksgiving? Boarding up? My first question
(02:06):
to mind? Why well they do things like that? Healthy
people do that sometimes? Yeah, so, so Jolly was a
five K so he did pushing high on the stroller. Well, actually,
he said, it worked out.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Good because you kind of lean on controller a little bit.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
So if you say, a little boy doing a wheelie
during the Turkey Trot, and Charlotte my boy, and then
so and Anna's sister, her older sister, she like forty
years old, she won her division.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wow, in the Turkey Trot in the five K.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I used to come from out of town.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And I said, so, so was it like everybody in
your She said, well, just in my age bracket.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I didn't win the whole thing. I was a loser.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Well, mean, if you're not going to try.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm actually talking to her a couple of times. Helped
her with the computer stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
It turns out pretty runs in that family.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, might be something to that running. I have to
look into that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You're being shaved there.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I said, wow, so it was just women she
beat So, I said, well, they didn't check genders, so
you know, I don't know. Before Trump gets in office,
might be slides some guys in there.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Oh congratulations, nice work anything talking to him?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
All right, then, well we're awake.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
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Speaker 4 (06:05):
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Speaker 10 (08:51):
My boy, that a temptation tenor what ever. Good morning,
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it's a big showing the radio for your Tuesday, December third.
I learned it was on this date in nineteen sixty
four Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer premiered on TV.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
And then it tuk about thirty years for us to
do this? What we're waiting for the perfect time? The
CB craze and the Kung Fu craze seemed to be that,
let's find out with the exclusive Big Show.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Christmas Dude.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
Route all the red neck rein deer smoke looking strike saying,
DIP's nerve and when it comes to cold gear, he
couldn't ever get in. He carried a salt all shotgun
and I always.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Leading back his furs am.
Speaker 13 (10:39):
All out there there rain deer all the time, called.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Him sir.
Speaker 12 (10:46):
Well lived in in a double white trailer pink bout
a mile, come saying each house and eat and the
Christmas root all would always get sound, and walked down
to the stable where the other rangers would be eating
Hey worried.
Speaker 13 (11:06):
Cuss nuts, fit till baker juice.
Speaker 14 (11:10):
Hand, punch out to orna like name and kill.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Then one foggy Christmas leaven Fanny come down there to
Rudolph Trail, where Rudolf was laid up in the bed
trying to get over last night's big wing ding at
the channel nineteen sea be cutting.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's another shun.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Anyway, when Santa Claus coming here and seeing the.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
Shakeboad Rudolf was in, he got real mad Rudolf covering
lcory bottles and segarette butts all over the floor there,
and he said, Rudolf, you marry, get on the dead
gun wagon and pull my slid the night boy. Well,
Rudolf hi like Santa Claus yelling at him early in
the morning, you know, so reached over and took a
cheer the last night's red man and got it nice
(11:55):
and juicy and spit it into left eye Sandy Claws.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
Any tough one in balls.
Speaker 12 (12:05):
And busted it over a bed and come at Sanny
Halls and says, get the heck out of here.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Your that gum fat hippie. Santa Claus didn't like at a.
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Tall you know, Rudoff coming at him with a morning
age or what Sandy Claus didn't know was it Rudolph?
Speaker 13 (12:20):
I mean what Rudolf didn't know? What that Christmas punch
is getting to me?
Speaker 15 (12:25):
Boy?
Speaker 11 (12:26):
Or what Chinny Claus?
Speaker 13 (12:27):
What Rudolph didn't know what Sandy Claus been taking clunk
cool less all summer long.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Ever, the Chinese health had been working on.
Speaker 13 (12:37):
So went on Rudolf come at it with that bottling
off you know. Santa Claus counter.
Speaker 14 (12:41):
Attack and Rudolph lay flat on the floor. Oh my goodness,
roadhofs red from egg rain. There had a very blood
in the horse.
Speaker 13 (12:55):
Everybody and the first.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Saw it, it ain't say.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Hold on the uh the rain there now laughing through
like their head. Call do the net rainer that.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
How your nose?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
God, rain.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Train don't know a thing about that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 16 (13:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Let's a boy who's home.
Speaker 16 (13:58):
Man, Hello, Hey, it's hot all my life. I want
a fight about it.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
No man, buds John Bonebella here.
Speaker 16 (14:05):
Well, well you say there you beg on hairry, no driving,
knuckle dragon, nose picking, buck scratching, scab farmer boy. Wait, man,
I gotta come more flicking here hull looking fervor. Okay,
at the guber flicking that kind of come to me
on the fly.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I go trying to figure out that is annoy What
in the world's going on? You endeavored to have a
big Thanksgiving?
Speaker 16 (14:31):
Oh yeah, we closed up the body shop and did
a little squirrel hunt.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Had you do no good? I didn't shoot anything?
Speaker 16 (14:38):
Oh yeah, but not what we was intending to shoot.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh what happens?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
Well, we're running this fellow named Rick Spools last week
down in Hoots, older feller, good people. We's all talking
about going squirrel hunting. He says. Heck, I got a
big old pace of lamb. We got squirrels all over place.
Y'all have to come on over. I said, you mean it?
He said, shoot, yest I about to have it. Get
me on your way up. I said, all right, we'll
see you Friday. It's Friday morning. Man never pulled up
this Feller's farm. Debord sitting in the truck. I go
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up to the house. The old fellow opened his door.
He's standing there in his pajamers. I said, morning, dear missus, Sproze,
you better get your hunting clothes on. He says, no,
I can't go with you. I woke up this morning
with a bad case of the square. It ain't tried
this rough in years. I said, well, bless your heart.
He said, well, thank you, Bud, it ain't my heart
that first. Hey, before we y'll pull out, he says,
(15:25):
can you do me a favor? I got a sick
old horse back behind the house named Chucky, had him
for almost fifteen years. Well, he ain't long for this world.
I know I need to put him down, but I
just can't bring myself to do it. Would you mind
taking your gun back here and shooting in for me?
I said, well, I reckon, we do that. He says,
I show what appreciate y'all? Have you a big time.
(15:46):
So as I'm welcome back to the truck, I started
thinking about playing a little trick on Delbor. So I
walk up to the truck kind of grumbling under my breath,
you know, deb says, what was married you? I said, well,
let's I would come out all this way up here
for nothing. That's sorry. SOB says we ain't welcome on
his property. Never says, well how come? I said, Well,
it turns out he's a ford Man. He see us
pull up here in a Chevrolet picker up. He says,
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y'all can forget about bringing that. Sorry hunky johnk on
my land called Dale Junior everything with sport. When he
said us to leave right now, he's calling the.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Law on us.
Speaker 16 (16:18):
Never says, so he ain't going squirrel hunting? I said, well,
not here, we ain't. But I tell you one thing,
I'm gonna shoot me something for I leave. He says,
what you mean? I said, where's mister ford Man? Got
him a horse tied up back behind the house. I'm
gonna take his shotgun up here and blow his dad
gum horse brains out. Well, Devery don't know what to think.
Of course, not knowing what to think ain't exactly a
new experience for him. So anyway, as I grabbed my gun,
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get back out of the truck off huffey like and
walked up where his horse was. I tell you, old
spros is right. This here was one broke down, pitiful
looking piece of handile. I took a bead right tweeny
his eyes and said, sorry about this, chucky, but it's
for the best. Squeeze that trigger wham dropped him like
a bad habit. Well, just as I fixing the walk
back to the truck, I heard two more shots wam
(17:02):
wham coming around. That's how the bar around around to
see what's going on. There's Delbert and the truck racing
the engine, waving his arms, going, we'll take that on.
More mess with us? I shot toe of his cows.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Let's Delbert always gotta be in the thick.
Speaker 16 (17:20):
Yeah, and the things usually don't get real sick till
he gets involved. Hey, listen, I got run here men
the great White Hunters fixing to go to work. You
gonna take go later on?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (17:28):
Well, well you tell him, I said, uh, he'll know
what you mean. Y'all keep straight up.
Speaker 17 (17:37):
This makes you On the radio, John bock Been and
Taylor Fellers ran to Jackiet and you listening, how you pal?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio, and my fraternity brothers at the Wreck, Hoon Lidge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (18:21):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yo, morning is a big je on the radio ride
dumping into our Christmas bump bed music.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's all loyalty free grabbing that.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
What is.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Was some reason why I like, all, okay, h see
old man y'all watching an old snow game Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That one look that Yeah that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
And uh the Carolina Panthers, our quarterback Bryce Young.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I told you, if you just give him a chance,
but yeah, you're god moxt we could have won that game.
And I said, I told uh stick my middle boy
went to the game.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
So it was this.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I was sitting there with the was all gay, here
we are. We were in field goal range. We could
win this game against our rivals, one of our rivals
in the NFC South.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Ah, if only they don't fumble. That's all you have
to do. Hold on to the ball. We're in phield
goal range. We're gonna win this game, all right, stop
right there? Because I taped it.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Uh well, they handed it to Cuba Hubbard and he
cared it like a loaf of bread knocked it out
of his hand. I've just gotten the words out of
my mouth. Recover the fumble we lost the game? Ah,
I tell us I'll gouted.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Oh you street up my evening.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Something else is.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
We'll find out what to watch? All right, perfect timing
we got from tator Tament News. In minutes, Big Joe
rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
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from the desk and tator Taman News is what to watch.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Here's mars It Taylor.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
All right, all right, let's look at the money that
racked up in the box office over the holiday weekend.
Molana two broke the Thanksgiving box office record with two
hundred and twenty one million dollars over the holiday.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
They came in Number one.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Was that that Hawaiian volcano that you would tell me about?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
You know, I thought maybe that's what it was kind
of about.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
But it's about the little girl and Maui who's played
by the Rock. Oh yeah, yes, I'm talking about life journey.
Speaker 16 (21:27):
So yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
That came in number one. Wicked dropped from number one
to number two in its second weekend. Poor Thing only
did eighty million over the weekend. Gladiator two dropped to
third place. Red One, the Santa Claus movie with the
Rock as his security, came in fourth place.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
And the Best Christmas Pageant Ever rounds out the top five.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
And if you were wondering, what's the best Christmas pageant, well,
it's the children's novel Barbara Robinson rode it back in
nineteen seventy two, made a movie out. It's about six
misfit kids who volunteered a start the town's Sunday play
Christmas play.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
And mayhem ensues. They're the Troublemakers.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
I read the book all right anyway in theaters this Friday,
The Return starring Ralph Findes. I guess it's after twenty
years o Desesis finally returns to Ithaca, where he finds
his wife held prisoner by suitors vying to be king,
and his son facing death at their hands.
Speaker 16 (22:29):
I miss the.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Return y two k.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
This is a comedy horror. It's about too high school nobody.
A comedy horror.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's the best kind I think.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I mean what sexy and funny? Right right? Okay? And
Wear Wolves. That's an action horror thriller.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
A horror thriller, and it's about two scientists to try
to stop a mutation that turns people into were wolves
after being touched by a super moon the year before
were Wolves supermoon super Moon. All right, if you don't
want to go out to the movies. What's streaming on TV?
Star Wars Skeleton Crew is on Disney Plus. It's a
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part of the Star Wars franchise because it's the name,
and it takes place in the same timeframe as the
series The Mandalorian.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
So that's where you know you are.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
That's the Mandalorian thing.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah, yeah, okay, guy wouldn't take his helmet off?
Speaker 16 (23:27):
That guy?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
All right?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
On Amazon or Prime Video Pop Culture Jeopardy, Yeah, this
is hosted by Colin Joust Jost from SNL.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I'm terrible with the names. No really, no, I know
you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
But it's a brand new twist on the classic quiz
show answer and question format that combines the academic rigor
of Jeopardy with the excitement and unpredictability.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Of pop culture.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
So there's gonna be everything from the hard Stuff to
you need to be an expert in alternative Rock to
the Avengers to Broadway to MMA.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
A lot of gen Z kids will win.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And where's that at?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
That is on Primes and Black Doves, that's on Netflix.
Kiera Knightley is back and she's starring in this series.
And when a spy posing as a politician's wife learns
her lover has been murdered, an old assassin friend joins
her on a quest for truth.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
And then John, that's a horror.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Horror, that's a ref you guys. Hey, well let's get
us a winner.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review yesterday's question. We found
out g I, Joe, Poker, Snowball, Navy Blue, Home Running, Cowboy.
We're all wants brand names for these. I don't know
cigarettes is what they were. You don't smoke, you wouldn't
know that Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Only about sixty percent
of Americans have ever had one or more of these
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in their mouths. And among the ones who have, ninety
percent of them have or will have them search Cate moved.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just read it, and I don't know what the
hell I.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Know this one or heart Pockets.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Certainly removed the hot bog get that out. Yeah, I say,
y'all figure out what I said. Let's go to week
in the winter. That's the way we do it.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
One eight hundred Big Show you told, free line across America.
We PlayN NEX. Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's a big showing the radio. Run it till your
Tuesday morning.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box for you,
John will be the Christmas album The Shatner Before Christmas
the words Shatner hit the Big Box at the show
dot commy right now, let's live, Yes, Live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It's John Boy, Jefferlino and now your host.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
He heard William Shatner has a new line of Ladies
lingerie coming out, but thinks the name needs some work.
I mean, Shatner underwear just sounds wrong. He's John Boy.
Speaker 16 (26:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Let's say hey to Stephen out of Troy, Tennessee. Good morning, Stephen,
Good morning. How y'all doing today? Man, We're all some
welcome in here amongst us, you got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Let's jump right in here. I follow on, Stephen.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Only about sixty percent of Americans have ever had one
or more of these in their mouths, and among the
ones who have, ninety percent of them have or will
have them surgically removed. What could it be, Stephen?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Oo?
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Yes, I don't know if I know, he's.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Mouth mouth still thinking. It's been a while. You've been
on hole for like eight minutes. Yeah, I know, it's
just just not jumping in there?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Kind?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
I said? Braces?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Braces? Okay, well, let's say, man, it might be it?
Is it braces? You were right? You were wrongside? Stephen?
Who appreciates you being active with us this morning? Buddy?
(27:36):
You have a great day.
Speaker 16 (27:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
All right, man, let's go to Randy and Only Texas.
Good morning, Randy, morning guys, good morning. All right, you've
been on hold thirty seconds. Song of than Stephen. Randy,
what is your answer for John Boy Jeopardy this morning?
In the old mouth?
Speaker 11 (27:57):
I want to say, wisdom teeth?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, let's see, is it wisdom teeth.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
You?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
But good work, Randy? You Redmax Price pack head down
to old knee for you.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
All right, sure, thank you guys, and unlock you.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Was having my wife Claire and my two sons, Lame
and Mason.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right, Randy Claire, any boys, dadday winning on the
big shoe.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
All right, here's a plan gonna cut you up on
your knees. On the other side with kicking off Christmas
with Robert Earl Keine, then Robert o' kann lie on
the Big show little over turning good morning. There's a
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big show on the radio. And oh boy, Robert Earl
Keanes kicked off his holiday tour lights camera Christmas. I'll
get those big shows sittings in towns Shart tomorrow night
in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Cad up with Robert Earl a little over thirty minutes
and right now let's bring it on down for hour.
Christmas song It started it all.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
We're gonna play this song.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
Mom got drunk and Dad got dr at a Christmas party.
We were drinking champagne, punching homemade ag.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Now hu.
Speaker 15 (30:15):
Little sister brought her new boyfriend. He was a mex again.
We know what to think of him. Of his sign
Police Nobby DoD Police nobby brother Kin brought his kids
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at him, the three from his first wife Lynn and
the two denticles Wins probably second wife marry.
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Now of course he brought his new wife Kay.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
He talks all.
Speaker 15 (31:06):
About sh a't smoking while the stereo place. No way,
no how, the first no.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
God.
Speaker 15 (31:27):
The turkey turned the ball game on mixed margarite, swearing
the Hagnock's gone. Since somebody to the quick backstore. We
need some ic and no extension cord. A can of
beans up had somebody rides a box of tampons and
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mall burl lots. Everybody says cheese, Merry Christmas from the fan.
No leave, there's that note I couldn't find on that
other side. Frown and ready drove from Harlan Chin. I
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can't remember how I'm ken to them when they're trying
to plug their motor.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Home in the blue eyes Christmas lights.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Dousing day and then just what went wrong? So we
all waited out on our front lawn. It the breaker
and the lights came on and.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We sang silent, not a silent called the turkey turned
the ball game on.
Speaker 15 (32:59):
Mate, Bloody Mary's come on, you send somebody to to
stop and gone. We need some Sealeranna can a big snow,
a bag of lemons, and somebody's sprides a box of
tampas and save long lots and everybody says cheese.
Speaker 11 (33:26):
Merry Christmas for the fan mo.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
F snots.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Boyut twenty minutes away.
My man Robert Earl kay Well been putting him on
for a while now. It's a little bit of the
nerd goes a long way, but finally got tired of
making excuses, so let me apologize in advance.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Here's your headliner. Welcome back to the big show. Joke Nerd,
those were excuses. Damn play a well done. My wife
had knee surgery. I just got a donkey. Randy hates
your guns. Those are all true. Damn play a well done.
So what have you got for us today? Well, much
(34:55):
like Tater a solid set, get it?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Are you ready on you Mark? Good shit? Terrible? Damn
play it well done? Wives? Am I right?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
This guy knows what I'm talking about. My wife is
a nightmare. She says, I don't respect her privacy. It's
written right there in her diary. She says, I'm the
cheapest person she ever met. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know she almost left me once.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
She said, I was obsessed with astronomy?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
What planet is she on?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Thank you, John Boy. I should have known right off
that she was going to be a problem. On our
first date, she said she wouldn't make out with me
unless I put the top down. It took me over
an hour. Makes me wish i'd owned the convertible. Thank you, Jackie. Granted,
I'm a little older than she is. When I first
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met her, I said, where have you been all my life?
She said, teething. I did try one of those matchmaking places.
I said, I want a companion who is small and cute,
loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. They hooked me
up with a penguin. Damn play a well done?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
So is this your new catchphrase? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (36:30):
You like it?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It stinks.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Damn play a well done? I guess it could be worse.
My friends a dentist than he married a manicurist. They
fight tooth and nail. Scratch that one off. My wife
told me I'm too immature and need to grow up.
Guess who's not invited back to my tree house? She
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even accused me of being a transvestige.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So I packed her things and left. Gotta put a
timer on Jackiet. That woman criticizes every single thing I do.
She told me I'd do a terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
I said, don't worry, I'll return.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Terrible. Being married ain't easy, brother.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The other morning, I was sitting eating breakfast and whammo, whammo,
my wife clambered me from behind with a frying pan,
and I said.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Damn playing, well done. You've been a wonderful crowd except
for John boy way joke nerd out. Don't you steal
that line?
Speaker 11 (37:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 14 (37:56):
Hey, hey, listener, em man only, I'm a motivational speaker.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 16 (38:08):
I am right.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Divorce and every morning I listen to Young Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
When I wake up in a v.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
River, go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Come on, that's back going already you.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I want to say happy birthday to Brandy's definitely better
half first girl pat aka a Doodles, Happy birthday, Doodles.
Speaker 17 (39:17):
I was ready before, but this year I really mean it.
It turns out my old lady is an old lady.
Watch it live about the birthday Doodles, one of the.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Wonderful women in my life.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
That we're sharing some grandparents stuff with Jackie Doodles and Marcy.
Don't make the scene when I'm sending pictures a little highmogrambles.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Right where outlet when I was like, it's so cute,
like you can share with us.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm telling you you guys could rent that kid out.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
How much you pay?
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Definitely some magazine, some photos.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I tell you a good look yeah, well look a
well yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
He looks so much like his grandmother.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Oh right, dar all right, so killed enough talking, Happy
birthday to do it all right, Robert Earl Keene. In minutes,
Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Coming up we play Beating Blonde for a Happy Heard
prize pack. But right now, here's the man we've.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Been waiting on.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Man who ever thought back in nineteen ninety four when
we got married Christmas from the family from sugar Hill Records,
listening to the Big Show out of Raleigh, North Carolina,
that we would kick off of friendship with Robert Earl
Keene and we would get a chance to enjoy him
every Christmas for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
His old live right now. Good morning, are e K,
Good body, jack Boy? How are you man? I'm awesome body.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
It is so good hear your voice. Man, But looking
forward to catching up with you, buddy. I remember, Man,
I'm just going well so much I want to ask
you about, but we'll concentrate on on what you got
going where the rest of our listeners can see you.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
But I was talking about Billy Strings.
Speaker 14 (41:16):
Man.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
You turn me onto him when it was hanging out
with you down in Bendre. Man, that guy's good, isn't he?
Speaker 11 (41:23):
Oh fantastic, just just uh otherworldly.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I would say, that's awesome. And Elizabeth Cook another one
thanks to you, I got turned onto her. Of course
she got her a show on Outlaw Country on the
on the satellite radio. Know you like that and you
guys are are are very close. I wanted to ask
about your relationship with Elizabeth before we get into this.
Speaker 18 (41:48):
Uh well, it goes way back. The first time I
ever even played a show with that and even though who.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
She was, it was in Atlanta. It was one of
those outdoor in the park kind of shows and stuff.
You get up there, you know, and she just she's just.
Speaker 18 (42:01):
A whirlwind of humor and good times. And she she said,
she said, you ever see anybody clog And I said,
I've seen that, you clogger. She said, you ain't never
seen anybody like me, and she just starts clogging.
Speaker 11 (42:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 18 (42:17):
Yet so recently I talked to her, and you know,
I retired in twenty two. But it's kind of a misnumber,
so she said, she she she poised it as, uh, well,
how's your retirement haha, and I said.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Well, we got it, and we want our listeners to know, Yes,
you retired from hardcore touring, meaning the grueling cycle of
life lived on that tour bus. I got to got
to share on some good times on the bus with you.
But you did not retire from being an artist or
a songwriter. So now you get to do select shows
and album digitally releasing like Western Chill that you did
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first part the Summer.
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's that's pretty awesome the way you're doing it now.
Speaker 11 (43:02):
Well, I appreciate that.
Speaker 18 (43:04):
I would like to say that there was a plan,
but you know me pretty well, I never really had
much of a plan, so you know, it just happened.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
The way it happened. But I'm real happy.
Speaker 18 (43:15):
About it because the fact is, it's like, you know,
I was wearing well, not only myself out, but my
family out, my band out, and I actually didn't know
it toward towards the end and they just kind of
looked at me and they said, you've worn us out.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And that reminds me Tell and Tell you Lovely bron Island.
And I said, hey, a man, well talk so and
we're talking about the holiday tour, Yes, sir, get ready
and may show towns and cities, Lights Camera Christmas. Yeah,
but your tour, Yeah, this.
Speaker 18 (43:54):
Is a fifteenth Christmas show. We died over the holidays
that we really resurrected it. I did stop back in
twenty two and so we resurreticrected it this year and
came up with the Lights Camera Christmas, which basically, you know,
John Boy.
Speaker 11 (44:09):
We always had a theme every year.
Speaker 18 (44:11):
It'd be out of this World Christmas or Country Gold Christmas,
and everybody picked different songs and stuff and we'd sing
we would see Christmas songs.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
Really what we'd see is just popular songs that people
do and they could sing along with.
Speaker 18 (44:23):
And that was the whole idea, was just not really
you know, hammer them over the head with the old
Christmas songs, but just bringing the spirit of Christmas, you know, singing, playing, dancing,
maybe a cocktail or two. And then so we had
a good you know, we decided, well, let let's do
this again. So Lights Camera Christmas is about bringing uh
(44:45):
famous famous movie songs, not necessarily the title cut or anything,
but famous movie songs that everybody's heard, like, you know,
for it, it's it's it's looking out my back Door
from The Big Lebowski and uh, well the this is
a title pretty Woman.
Speaker 11 (45:02):
One of the guys that's pretty Woman.
Speaker 18 (45:03):
And you know, so you know, all these songs from.
Speaker 11 (45:06):
Movies that you know, people people remember and can sing
along with.
Speaker 18 (45:10):
And then we you know, we do the hits that
people like to hear, and then of course we do
the Christmas song and and.
Speaker 11 (45:17):
Have a really great setup this year. It's it really
is truly lights.
Speaker 18 (45:21):
Camera Christmas because we've got all the all this uh
all this gear and uh set up on the stage
that would remind you of like a movie set.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh man, awesome.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
All right, well listen, this is that you can go
to Robert Earl Keene dot com for more tour info. Well,
we'll tell you Spartanburg, South Carolina and the Spartanburg Auditorium. Uh,
run over to Jacksonville, Florida on Wednesday. Then this weekend, y'all,
Saturday be of the Sanger Theater in Mobile, Alabama, Sunday
Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, and the next Tuesday the Princess
(45:55):
Theater and the cat Alabama, and then hitting the Ryman
Auditorium Thursday in Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Man the Big Rhymand yeah.
Speaker 18 (46:06):
You know, we worked at Kathleen and I my wife
and I worked across the street at Hat Show Print.
With Hat Show Print was still on Fourth Street. It
was right across from the Rabbit where they had shut
it down, and it had all gone dark for years,
and all it was was an old dusty museum. You
paid two dollars to go in there, and uh, you know,
look around at the old pictures and stand on the
stage and stuff. And since we were right across the street,
(46:27):
I used to go over there to eat my lunch
every day. So after about a couple of weeks to
do it. That they just waved by two dollars entrance
fee and let.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
Me go there and.
Speaker 11 (46:38):
Breathe that purified air man.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And also goes Robert.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Oh, got a chance to catch up with you at
Earl Fest a couple of years ago, and you're doing
some bluegrass stuff.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Understand you working on a new bluegrass album.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Yeah, this would be a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
The last one was doing just tradition, so bluegrass socks.
Speaker 18 (47:01):
So we did did you know, flatten scrugs. We did
Bilbo and Rowe and all those at Barl Travis, all
those kind of socks. And this this, this next one
is U. I've written some songs for this one, and
we've taken some songs from other genres, like you know,
a couple of pop like songs that we've just created and.
Speaker 11 (47:18):
Put into like a bluegrass setting.
Speaker 18 (47:20):
So that's what that's what this would come out sometime
early next year twenty five.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
All right, Well, please give us a call when that's
ready to drop. Robert Earl. We appreciate you, bunny, Please
travel safe, spread the cheer, Bunny.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Well you show a mission.
Speaker 18 (47:35):
We love you well, well, I love you guys too,
and we'll come next time we get close. We'll come
down there and see you if the door is still
open for Lucie.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
You got that, Bundy, Ali, Robert, Oh, thank you, Bud,
thank you. All right, man, y'all go to Robert Earl
Keene dot com. Just see where all he's traveling around.
Make sure you catch him is how they see.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah stuff? Alright, Dan, Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Are you read at Marcelle one eight hundred big shows
your toll free line. We're going to Contestina and play
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