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August 5, 2025 43 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, today would have been Tim Wilson’s 64th birthday - we’ll remember him with a few of his classics throughout the show.. - Tater has a curious collection of things for us to watch.. - Proving it’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity, Astronerd is Back with another attempt at Summertime Humor.. - We’ll pull out an episode of the failed TV series, “The Redneck Whisperer”.. - Mark Packer checks in for a report on the week in sports.. - and Carl Childers has just enough space on his calendar for one weekend at his Crazy Go Nuts Camp…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sello letting somebody better damn
it than me, tell you than me?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, time bight be the Big Show that still
picking him up at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel. What
am I doing well?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure beds of her terminal blondness? I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern boys, John Boy
and Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said hello, Goga.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Doodle doo, up and down.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It is Tuesday, August the fifth, got the Big Show
on the radio. All right, everybody my good looking good Yeah,
I know loogethers all right?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
We got going here August the fifth. Okay, National Night out.
First Tuesday in August, Remote Night. Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
This is police community partnerships and neighborhoods across the country.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
If they they need to have.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Friends in the police department of them is their first Tuesday.
North Carolina, our home state. They come out with new
lottery games the first Tuesday. Is it just me or
do you hate the guy in the square that commercials
you can tell is gun from made commercials. I guess
they sucked.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
It looks like they made it in one of the
break rooms, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I guess they're trying to be obnoxious.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
The first easy for.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Well, you got to consider the demographic. I mean it's,
you know, people hoping that the riches are gonna come
from a scratch off.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well you know, and you say that, you say, maybe
it's like just take them more from like the poor
people wanting to hit that one time.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
And you know, I buy scratched te Yes, that's what
I said.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, little buddy. You couldn't pass a service station down
here and running in there.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
And that's the ones that don't need it, the ones
that win it something.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Anyway, I'll be careful out there. On first Tuesday. We
got three days in thisry saved up. I'll get the
winning beginning. And that's a guaranteed win for somebody listening
right now. I'll get you the prize, pack up and
get you all excited here because we are awake. Big
shows on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.

(03:03):
All right, let's set you up here for this first
prize pack of this Tuesday, August fifth.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
It's a Blue.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Emu prize pack. Welcome back Blue Emu. We kicked off
that product right here on the big show.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yep, y'all.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Remember my old boy Condor made him a few million
dollars write more than that cash out and went away. Yeah, idea.
So this includes two jars of Blue Emu pain relief cream.
Blue Emu works fast and it won't make you stink. Also,
we got a tube of PBC OTC itch relief cream.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah you see. You can only get that by prescription.
Now it's over the counter.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
That's what the.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
OTC is, all right, fast safe itch relief from insect bites, poison,
ivy and more whatever makes you itch. Mostly PBC OTC
available now without a prescription, you said, Available in stores
and online Walmart, Amazon, other Finery, Taylors, and right here
you can win it. Nineteen eighty nine, Zoo chong Wi.

(04:09):
I don't know how to pronounce etchu and Chinese zoo.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, you're right, I did well.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
He won history's largest game of musical chairs in Singapore.
The game began at the Anglo Chinese School with eighty
two hundred and thirty eight players go Zoo Chong. Move
up to twenty twenty two. Volkswagen lost a proto type
of his first flying car. It's an automated electric passenger

(04:36):
vehicle nicknamed Flying Tiger.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
There you go three years ago and this day. What's
the deal with that.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Well, Volkswagen is having a tough time. They've had a
bunch of losers come out. Remember that whole emissions gate
is what they call it, where they had a bunch
of cars they had lied about the emissions and a
huge massive so.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
They lined about his flying car. Likely, Yeah, they do.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Tend to stretch the truth.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Have you see the commercials for the new van the
you know the mini bus they used to call it. Yeah,
it's electric and it's just not selling. It's way too
expensive and the battery life is way too short. They
just can't figure out the US market. Well, folks like
that was the very first car.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Have a had a Volkswagen Beetle having a Carolina Blue bug.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yep and the new Beetles, the new remake of that
Beetle put the engine in the front.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
The service costs on.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
It through the root is that right?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh yeah, rush you get rid of them as as
soon as they could.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Right, are they still over in Germany?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Over?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
They moved over here and I was still in Germany?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
And they also own I think Fiat and Audi.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Right, the two out of three? They gotta going.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Ah, you crowds get it together. Finally, on this date,
in twenty twenty four, Google lost in a Portan anti
trust case involving its search engine. The United States judge
found that Google is a monopolist and has acted as
one to maintain it's monopoly.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
And Google said, yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
It was a year ago. Today, is everything happened? What's
what's happening that's there still Googling Google.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Yeah, they've made some adjustments in their business practice, paid
some fines, but they can afford it all.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Right, Well, there you go. There is our three categories.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
We're looking at the old school kid party games on
the plub monopolies. Okay, good one, eight hundred big shows.
You's toll free line. We're ready to play out birds,
come on, let's do it. Good morning, and that's a

(06:55):
big show on the radio. Rolling through your Tuesday morning.
Our future track for the Big Show. Four Childers, Crazy
go Nuts Camp. There's where key words go nuts. Hit
the Big Box app the Big.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Show dot Com. Right now, let's get it when upburst,
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy gave.

Speaker 9 (07:24):
The prizes from the big Prize being Let's go he
contested number one. This should really be a lot of
funs when you're playing upberst. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time you love a
big shots.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
By Shots.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Hello, Good morning, Billy, morning Johnny.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
There you are all ride my.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Belly out of Columbia, South Carolina this morning. Good to
have you in here. Why we're communicating?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, Bill, let's get you through these three categories
and get you the blue EMU and the PBC o
TC itch relief cream.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
You might be itchy. Okay, five seconds. We need three
old school kid party games ready go?

Speaker 10 (08:30):
Uh, musical chairs, pin the tail on the donkey, and
duck duck goose?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
All right, oh dog goose? All right?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Then?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh okay, wait a minute, two got it?

Speaker 8 (08:44):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Now three things that fly ready go?

Speaker 10 (08:50):
That's easy. A bird, an airplane, and a helicopter.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Damn And what got me going with the duck duck
go because The next category is is Google you know
and duck dug go That is a search engine.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
That don't track you?

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, you are correct?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I know something. All right, Billy,
Here we go for the wind. Three famous monopolies ready.

Speaker 10 (09:14):
To go, Microsoft, Amazon Corporation and Google Search Engine.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
There you got.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
That old prize back head down to Columbia for you, Bill. Congratulations,
Thank you, jomboy.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I appreciate it, right, my boy, hang on with jacket.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Bottom of the hour, top of your.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
New riggy ted wells, Mama, y'all know what I'm talking
about is on the other side.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Appreciate you being with us here this Tuesday morning, August
and fifth, Late Great Tim Wilson. Tim would have been
sixty four years old today realizes it has already been
eleven years since a man went to heaven. Way too early,
My boy. I want to celebrate one of tim songs

(10:50):
right here, one of the most requested tunes we've had
on the big show, and football season starts this month
the month of August. All right, go ahead and smile
and joy sing along. Probably know the words.

Speaker 11 (11:05):
Tim Wilson ricketed whale was a great athlete. Was a big,
strong boy that was quick on his feet. In every
college in the country wanted Ricky on their line. By
when the scouts come knocking on Rickey's door, they didn't
want to talk to young rick no more.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
When they saw his mama, She's the one they wanted
to sign.

Speaker 11 (11:26):
She was a role bone woman raised on the farm,
had fair bright tattooed on her forearm.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
She was meaner in hell and run the forty and
four point three.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
She gets squat six hundred bits, press fine the hands
down menus homemaker alive, got a scholarship playing line ficker
in the SEC ricket It Wal's mama's gonna play football.
Her real name is Doris, but they gonna call her
too tall. She got a shoulders and a hind end

(11:58):
four foot what go.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Home college on a full ride. Doris Tidwell's gonna play.

Speaker 11 (12:05):
And the n see double paw. She wash all her
teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in in the football dorm. Cut
the game meals at the Lord's prayer. You're missing the
junk strap. She's got a spare.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
Crawling the huddle and call all the plays.

Speaker 11 (12:22):
The only one tough enough to go both ways, get
a mouthful of mud, scarred up knees, cussing off the coaches,
spitting on referees.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Ricky did Well. Mama's gonna play football.

Speaker 11 (12:35):
Hurry a named Doris. Everybody calls her too tall. They
say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shot, and
on a triple auction play she could ruin your day.
She led the team and tackles in the league in
Sackson with want the bumper, killing nine quarterbacks, but the

(12:58):
school's reputation was to drow day a huge Ricky's mama
upstairroids Ricketon Wells mama's own probation, and now Auburn is
under their eightieth investigation. Yeah, they wouldn't leave poor Rickety
ted Wells Mama, Alonge she'd been taking mail hormones.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
Doris ted Wells gon me hell in in a bil
ricketted Wells Mama, there's a.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Big show on the radio.

Speaker 12 (14:02):
Here we go, And now deep thoughts with Zach the
weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane yo yo yo.

Speaker 13 (14:13):
Yeah, with subbr what's crack alacking, y'all. Cool, cool, I'm
doing good. Thanks for ask.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Indeed, I just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff. Y'all.

Speaker 13 (14:33):
Want to hear some.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
I gotta get Mamma's too early, y'all. I can't believe
I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven
years in a row, now, y'all.

Speaker 13 (14:55):
I'm not lazy.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
I'm just in energy saving mode. I'll just go and
get gas in the morning. Is one of the worst
decisions you can make it as an adult, Okay, it's
just okay, Yeah, I'm gonna move on.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Of the defaults are complete.

Speaker 13 (15:28):
They come in and they go.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
All right, all right, Well, I've been thinking about I've
been thinking about Dayton, and I got some advice, all.

Speaker 13 (15:37):
Right for all you young dudes.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
If she forgives you, but then thirty minutes later comes
back and is mad again.

Speaker 13 (15:45):
She definitely told her friends in a group chat, and.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
That's right, and the Board of director directors, my mouth
is sticky home on.

Speaker 13 (16:00):
And then board of Directors.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Did not agree with her decision.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
If I stop my car so you can walk across
the street, I better see some hustle out of you.

Speaker 13 (16:14):
Knees.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
The chest.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
Damn it knees the chest.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
Saying have a nice day to someone sounds friendly, dumb it,
but saying enjoy your next twenty four hours sounds a
bit threatening.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Look something's off.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Now.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Out of ten times when I lose something, it's because
I put it in a safe place. Like I lost
my bedroom glasses, and now my book glasses are in
my room and my room glasses are in my car.

Speaker 13 (16:52):
My whole life's out away. It doesn't matter what tempts you.
The room is, it's always room temperature. I bought a
little bag of air today. The company that made it
was kind enough to put some potato chips into.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
One minute, you're young and having the best time, and
the next thing, you know, using a good pen at
work brings your joy.

Speaker 13 (17:30):
Remember how we used to do prank calls growing up, And.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
I think these spam calls on your cell phone is
karma getting this back. I was thinking, technically, all the
money I've ever spent on food has been flushed down
the toilet. Technically, And one door closes and another one opens.

(17:55):
Your house is haunted, dude, and you need to run.
And I don't think before I speak. As we have
all seen I like to be just as surprised as
everyone else about what comes out of my mile. Okay, okay,

(18:17):
one more than like I gotta go so much to
do and no desire to do it.

Speaker 13 (18:24):
We're getting through the wedding season, y'all.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Oh and by the way, apparently rsvping back to a
wedding invite maybe next time is not.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
There's box that.

Speaker 13 (18:39):
Alright, Look at the time.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
That's different now, y'all, y'all keep rocking, and I'll keep
getting my lips to unstick.

Speaker 13 (18:48):
I'll dodgy lady dudes.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
Meat Products. Because it's four twenty somewhere.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Good morning, you got the big shoe on the radio.
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers march. Hey, yeah, this is your old pals, you
stein La Black.

Speaker 14 (19:14):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and he's on Lizabeth.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I'm listening to those.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there Big Show, wo Wee Dams Funny I Gary On.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Pete, Good Morning.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Who you got heycy, I don't know no Heysey's running
cover look like Hey.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Here's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
John Moore's Wonderful Thing Number one hundred and fifty one.
A reminder challenge coin from on one Finturing Shields from
the five branches of the US Military Army, Marie, Navy.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
And fours some Coast Guard. The Challenge coin and all
challenge coins can be yours.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
That's you're naming a hat when you hit the Big
Show dot Com give it away this Friday. What to
watch From the desk of Tator Taman News, Opening Doors.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
See what's watching. There's a big show rolls on Good Morning,
I got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
We played John Boy Jeopardy. Hang on for your chance
to score a cool summer prize pick.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
We're right now. From the desk of Taylor Tayman News.

Speaker 15 (21:14):
What to watch here.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
She is Marci tater morea who.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
Don't leave the couch.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
It's too hot this summer streaming Happy Gilmore Too. Streaming
on Netflix stars Adam Sandler, Bad Bunny and several cameos,
including Travis Kelcey, better known as Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
She did a pretty good job at actually did all right.

Speaker 13 (21:38):
He's got a personality, I have to say.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yeah, and happy Gilmore too is just as stupid as
the first one.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
It was funny, we laughed a loud perfect.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
I heard he paid some he paid some homage to
the to the oh yeah, and did a lot of things.

Speaker 13 (21:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'll have to watch that one.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Other things that are streaming this week, King of the
Hill season fourteen is out on Hulu Wednesday, not the Date,
but the Girl Wednesday. Adams Season two, Part one is
on Netflix. It's highly anticipated second season of Wednesday Volume Twesday.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Would I like it?

Speaker 10 (22:18):
Like?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
It doesn't seem like?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I don't think so, I don't.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Think now, I don't think.

Speaker 16 (22:26):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
There's a movie coming out on Prime Video called The Pickup.
It stars Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and Keky Palmer. It's
about a routine cash pickup takes a wild turn when
mismatched armored truck drivers are ambushed by ruthless criminals led
by a savvy mastermind Kiki Palmer.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
So, so that's that comedian that had never been in anything,
but he dated a kar Dash in They got.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Pete David, he was on he was in SNL.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Yeah. Yeah, he's just annoying.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
I will not watch that movie because he's in it.
I'm with you out, shut up. What's somebody else? Okay?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Well, anyway back to.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
The pickup said, thanks for the plug. Platonic Season two
is on Apple TV Plus. It stars Seth Rogan and
Rose Byrne. I don't know if you've seen this, but
he you know, Seth is funny. Oh, it is funny looking.
It's ten episodes long. It's on Apple TV Plus. It's
the new season. Season one is already there. You can

(23:28):
go back and watch that as well. John T again,
Platonic paton pluships.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
You know.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
There's another one. I say nothing.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Now, look your series done turned on your selfie camp.

Speaker 13 (23:52):
All right, let's move along.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
Let's see how about Hard Knocks with the Buffalo Bills
training camps on HBO.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
You like one of them? I just moved to the
next one. There's yeah people on the team.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
Each Each subsequent episode will be released weekly on Tuesday nights.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
So and the first one is coming out.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's yeah, yeah, okay, may come.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Thank God.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
They have.

Speaker 13 (24:26):
Oh my gosh, you know, and Naked Gun.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Fantastic Four, Superman all had a nice weekend at the
box office. Movies coming out this Friday. One for the adults,
One for the kids.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Freakier.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Freakier Friday, Brady.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
P It's a family comedy and their back Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yes, it is change right, yeah again.

Speaker 10 (24:51):
Soon to be.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I know that was when the ice cube was smoking
pot on his porch Friday Friday.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Freaky that's just right regular.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Yeah, so I would say, has Jamie Lee Curtis, Lindsay
Lohan and Jethro Gibbs.

Speaker 13 (25:07):
I mean it has Mark Harmon. Is he gonna be
in this as well?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
All right? Now?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
The adult flick Weapons. It's a horror suspense movie rated R,
starring Josh Brawlin, Brolin, Josh Brolin, Julia Garner, and Benedict Wong.
It's about when all but one child from the same
class mysteriously vanishes on the same night, exactly the same time.
A community has left questioning who or what is behind

(25:33):
them disappearance.

Speaker 16 (25:34):
Horror.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
All right, let's maybe nervous.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's a rapple what to watch very much.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
That was very nice.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Now let's see if we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
We need a review yesterday's question. We found out Andrew
Jackson was the first US president to be handed one
of these during a campaign rally. He passed it off
to his secretary of war.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Yeah, I believe that was a blunt. It was a baby.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
There was a baby supposed to kiss it and rouge.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh right.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy Location location location. If you're
anywhere in the state of Florida, you're never more than
sixty miles from one of these.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Well, having lived in Florida would either be a group
of sandwich, a ticked off Canadian, or a Trump rally
these days.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
So were you locked?

Speaker 10 (26:28):
Three?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Off the ball? Watch y'all?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
God one eight hundred Big Show you told free light.
We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, It's a

(27:01):
big Show on the radio, and do your Tuesday, August
five is our feature dragging the Big Show bit boxes
a good summer camp fund. There's four Childers crazy go
nuts camp few words go nuts. When you hit the
bed box out at the Big Show. Dot Com and
right now, let's play.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Jews live across America. It's John Boy Jemity and now
your host with some really careful planning. Wherever he goes,
he's never more than six minutes away from and All
you Can Eat buffet.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
He's John Boy.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Been wearking some fat jokes.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Let's they hated Thomas out of Cowpins? Is that Alabama
or South Carolina? Thomas, not that I'm doubting Jackie right
off the bat.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
What you say, Boddy, that is Alabama?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I never knew how the cowpins Alabama? I know South Carolina?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Good man?

Speaker 10 (27:59):
Right, yeah, y'all doing all right this morning?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Man, doing good, doing good?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, Thomas, where you got the first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy? So let's jump right in here close
to you in that state of Florida. As they say,
if you're anywhere in the state of Florida, you're never
more than sixty miles from one of these.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
So, Thomas, what you think.

Speaker 16 (28:23):
I got a friend that lives in Florida and he
is always talking about going to the beach. I'm gonna
get the beach.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
So the friend you paid attention to him talking about
the beach in Florida. All right, show us a beach?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Right?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
So yeah, how wide is Florida? About thirty miles?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Now, I know we had the helicopter from Daytona to Orlando.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah, it seemed like I guess, but where you are?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm gonna have to geographically check that with my finger.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Later Thomas could work on you and body one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products, head
down to cow Pens, Alabama.

Speaker 16 (29:16):
Thank you guys. First, Tom Caller, can I give a
shout out? You go ahead, like a shout out to
my parents, him and Melody, my girlfriend Hannah, and my
best friend Spencer.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
There go, Thomas got it going on.

Speaker 16 (29:29):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
We appreciate y'all listeners.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Y'all the best tow of these years.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Y'all's idea to remember Raye with some rais got one
right on the other side.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I ain't know. Good morning, to make sure it's on

(30:23):
the radio.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Now, we've got some thoughts at large by our curmudgeon
at large about such things as boredom.

Speaker 17 (30:31):
I've regretted a lot I've done in my life. As
we all have one thing I regret most is not
learning to play the piano. It's my favorite instrument. I
have so many tunes in my head. When I listen
to them played by someone on the piano, I can
tell in my head where the next notes and chords
are going to go. But putting me on a piano
keyboard and all that will come out is chop steaks.

(30:54):
People say, oh, it's not too late to learn that.
I say, I tried a couple of times, but it
became more bored than inspired. You know, there's no way
of getting pleasure out of playing the piano without first
submitting two hours of boredom. And any educational program that
professes to eliminate the boredom will also restrict the joy.

(31:14):
And some people are so insecure in their taste that
they can't enjoy or accept anything until it is popular.
That the other extremes are those so exclusive in their
taste that they cease enjoying anything as soon as it
becomes popular. That's why I say, no one ever went
broke underestimating the American taste. But Alas Augustavus non Disputantum right,

(31:39):
Robert d Rayfert, John Boy, and Billy show.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Good Tuesday morning, August of fifth, summertime or twenty and
twenty five. Well, the summer heat is hitting hard these days.
Everybody could use a good laugh. As soon as we
find one, we'll bring it to you. But in the meantime,
here's the arts formerly known as Astro Nerd.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
This joke, Nerd, you know you should really work in
a steakhlf because you could sell the sizzle.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yoke might come to that if I keep letting you
stink up to play. So well, you've been at this
a while and if you don't show improvement today, Astro Nerd,
I mean joke Nerd, it might be the last time.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Might So you're telling me there's a chance.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, a slim one.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
So how about it, Ladies and gentlemen, give it up
for your headliner joke, Nerd.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Thank you for that charming introduction, John boy, you even
used a few three syllable words. All right, all right,
speaking of the heat, did you hear the inventor of
the heat index has died. He was eighty eight years old,
but he felt like one hundred and seven. I went

(33:14):
to the doctor the other day. Good news, he says,
I'm healthy enough for sex.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Bad news.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I'm just not attractive enough. That's a good one to
get sympathy.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
From the girl.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Relationships are tough, man. I went on a blind date
with an Asian chick. During the small talk, I asked
her what she did for a living. She said, I'm
a pirate. I said, oh, wow, you're a pirate. You
mean you rob ships? She said, no, I'm a pirate.
I fry airpranes. This guy knows what I'm talking about.

(33:51):
I dated a girl once. Have you got a minute?
I dated a girl once. We went back to her place,
and while she was in the bathroom, I kind of
went through her underwear drawer. There was a nurse's outfit,
a French made outfit, a policewoman's uniform. Hell, I just left.
I mean, if she can't hold down a job, what
good is she to me? One time when I was

(34:16):
gotta keep riding that wave. One time when I was married,
I brought home one of my star party pals for dinner.
At the last second, Oh lord them listen is just
lit into me good while my friend just sat there
open mouth while she went off. My hair and makeup
aren't done. The house is a mess. There's no food
in the kitchen. I didn't get enough sleep last night,
and I'm completely exhausted. Can't you see I'm steal in

(34:37):
my pajamas. I'm not cooking. Why did you bring home
one of your stupid astronomy friends without letting me know
ahead of time? I said, because he's thinking about getting married.
But like I say, whatever you do, never leave home
without a kiss, a hug, and then I love you.

(34:57):
You can wipe the pet hair off your mouth on
the way to the car. Yes, Brandy, and you were
on point today. How about some current events pot liquors.
Science is in the news again. Scientists warned that the
Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by the end
of the year if they keep coming true at this rate.

(35:23):
You just wait, you got to build up Russian collusion
is still around. After pushing that story for almost ten years,
CNN finally admitted their information was the work of moose
and squirrel. Thanks for clearing that up. I wondered what

(35:44):
the writer was meaning.

Speaker 8 (35:46):
Stupid.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Well, there's been a bunch of classified documents released lately,
and it's not good news for Barack Obama. If reports
are true, he might be charged with treason. Obama brushed
that off, saying he can't be charged with treason since
he wasn't in America.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Knew it.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
You could tell Obama is nervous. He called Peyton Manning
and asked for a ride. I mean, why else would
he call a white broncho. Somebody explained the oj joke
to Jacket and poor old Hillary, some of them. Declassified
documents showed that Russia had damaging intelligence on her. She
was taking heavy tranquilizers and experiencing intense psycho emotional problems,

(36:29):
including uncontrolled fits of anger, bouts of aggression, and sudden
uncharacteristic cheerfulness. Doctor said the medical terminology for her condition
is being a damn woman. Good not everybody you met
a wonderful audience.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
And say, well, well, not bad, no, but not great either.
Butter luck next shime, next time.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
All right, crimate, Randy, good morning, you got the big
show on the radio.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
More chances you to win coming.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Up after your news.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Wedthers barts.

Speaker 15 (37:07):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow.

Speaker 18 (37:22):
Bacon the cookies of discontent by the heat of the
Launderman family leaving this soul and then like in portraygo
dot dot dot, you know, kind of host set up
leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla. Oblong

(37:42):
God with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show
like that with John Boy.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
August fifth, Don Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred and
fifty one. It is a reminder challenge coin from on
one featuring the shields from five branches of the US Military, Army, Marines, Navy,
Air Force, Coast Guard. All right there, man, one of
a kind challenge coin. It can me yours, gets your

(38:56):
name in the hat when you hit the Big Show
dot com. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Sad
By for the Redneck Whisperer first, tell you what you
can win if you can beat the blonde. We got
a hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty five dollars
gas card from law Tigers. The Ultimate Styling in Sturgis

(39:16):
is going on right now and you can see the
tails registration at styling in Sturgis dot com.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
A look for the Lowtigers link at the Big Show
dot com. Hang on and play for it in a minute,
right now, bring him in.

Speaker 12 (39:31):
When good rednecks go bad, one man is their best friend.

Speaker 14 (39:35):
No redneck is too much for me to handle. I
am Diego de Parma. I am the Redneck Whisperer. I
received an elegent letter from Shirley Swanson of Gastogna at
North Carolina.

Speaker 19 (39:50):
Mister de Palmer, my husband thinks it's funny too well
to poot at the dinner table.

Speaker 14 (39:58):
Yes, the trousercar, the buck belch, the slacks cackle, the
sans a belt surprise, the cordroy cocka doodle doo.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
It goes by many names.

Speaker 19 (40:11):
She goes on, not just a little popcorn part. Now
I'm talking about hurricane force wins. I'm surprised Jim Cantori
hasn't set up camp in the kitchen. I just can't
face another holiday meal or family get together with him
acting the fool in front of all my ken Can
you help sign Julie swantson?

Speaker 14 (40:30):
Well, miss Watson, you called on the right man. Fear
not where I am Diego de Paloma, the red Neck Whisperer.
I came as quickly as I could miss Wantson, Is
this the redneck in question?

Speaker 19 (40:49):
Yes, sir, this is my better half, Hick Swontson.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Hey you new gardener? Oh I Senor Swanson's May I
call you Hick?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
No, very good, Hick. I see you've just sat down
for the evening meal.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
And there's a dinner bail. See that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Have you expressed your displeasure with him?

Speaker 13 (41:13):
Only about a million times? I told you it don't
do no good?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Don't say ah.

Speaker 14 (41:23):
The redneck is a stubborn creature, to be sure. And
if Hick has ceased to listen to reason, perhaps you
need to adopt more shall we say, scientific applications.

Speaker 19 (41:34):
What do you mean scientific?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Do you really want to curb his flatulent tendencies? Missus Watson?

Speaker 13 (41:40):
Well, I route you dinner, so you did.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
And drastic circumstances require drastic measures. Thankfully I brought this.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
What's that mass?

Speaker 9 (41:52):
You go?

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Hook up my cabler?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
There you go, which we will attached to Hick's ear
for the same.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Hell you doing that staple gun?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
And don't worry, it's quite painless, how you say? And
this is for you, madam?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
What's this? I think I'm blaming I me, my cares.

Speaker 14 (42:11):
Now every time he takes the opportunity to offend, just
push that button.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
There's a kiss for you, professor, right on.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
C Madam, well, hair goes and you can tell your
Mexican boyfriend kiss ma.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Heck, you probably shouldn't hold the button down for so long.

Speaker 13 (42:35):
His hands all swallowed up and he gonna be all right.

Speaker 14 (42:39):
Probably The important thing is that your redneck is now
under control, and obedience is the key to a happy coexistence.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Wick, I beg your pardon.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
That was me?

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Think a crap.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
My work here is done. Remember my name, I'm Diego
to Paloma. I am the Rednick Whisper.

Speaker 12 (43:04):
Right now, the Red Nick Whisper is brought to you
by John Boys, all natural nipple cream and rump rod.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
From the teat to the seat.

Speaker 12 (43:14):
It can't be beat.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Smell burning hard.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Right, we'll try it again tomorrow. Okay, twenty four hours
from right now, how's that happening?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Planning ahead?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
big show. You told free line. We'll get a contestant.
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