September 30, 2025 • 51 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, great American Tank Hogarth wonders where the “manly haircuts” have gone.. - Tater has a new run-down of What to Watch.. - AstroNerd is booked last minute for a comedy gig at the Weight Watchers Convention.. - Lucy and Ricky Sharpe have a commentary for the International Olympic Committee.. - Mark Packer checks in for another Southern Fried Football report.. - We'll fill a request for Ike Turner’s exploration of Chuck Norris.. - and we saved the last slot for some Deep Thoughts with Mary Jane…
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Good morning?
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Coga doodles?
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Do at it?
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Get up?
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Do it?
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Alright.
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Then let's see here Tuesday morning, last day of September.
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We are officially in fall.
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That happened at a certain time yesterday. You want to
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AI in Work Day very popular. See, we're using today
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to empower professionals with insights and knowledge, not just to
call them up and the nact like you did. The
writing and some artificial intelligences camy scary.
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They a lot of scammers using it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Let's gone bad you you wait and see you think this.
The generation is born with their phones, are so dependent
on those growing up and then there's AI stuff. They're
gonna start worshiping it for us all over with you though,
just getting all information, can just ask anything, and they
don't know. Well, somebody I can't get into it.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
Like my nephew's your grandson, you know, stuff like that.
But I think it's just because we don't know as
much about it. They'll be they'll be well schooled in it.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Well, the new parents are going through this with a granble.
You cannot just turn them loose on screen.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
From the moment they figure it out, Yeah, how to
search and get into things.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yes, they don't have to do it at school, you know,
like that to be around.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's just not all the time.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
And man, the babysitter, you think I babysitting, you know,
like that back in the day and throw them a
screen and shut up.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Tough because it's just so easy to do.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
You know when you go out to eat, there's there's nobody,
you know, there's no kids with little toys or coloring books.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Or anything anymore.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
And they've got the phone or their own tablet. Yes,
and I'm having to hear whatever video they're watching.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
And then the younger generation, you're gonna have to learn
how to deal with humans in person. If you want
to make babies at some point, you're gonna have.
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To know they might be able to take care of
that for you as well. I think you how do
you explain Clay Aikins kid.
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I guess, well, Michael Jackson, well what he did at
the Icky Way that one time. Oh well, let's say, well,
we got three dates in history. Those will be very important.
We'll use those to get our categories. In the winning beginning,
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Sixteen eighty three, Dutch scientists Anthony van Leewalkin became the
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first to report the existence of bacteria. He made the
discovery by looking at the plaque between his own teeth,
in which you found microscopic living animalcules. His research opened
up an entire world of microscopic life to science. Sixteen
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eighty three. They didn't have no microscope back then, did it?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah? Really? Yeah sure? Sixteen eighty three. Yeah, we weren't
even America yet. No, I'll take your word for it.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Nineteen fifteen. Let's move up there and let's see the
first asphalt covered Automobile racetrack.
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They had asphalt back nineteen fifteen, Yes, same asphalt opening
Cranston Rhode Island was the first asphalt governed race.
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Drug.
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Yeah you know.
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Ninety nine percent of all asphalt ever made is still
in use.
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It's recycled.
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Every time they repaid, they up, heated up and meshed up.
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Oh I don't know the scooptin then heated. Oh yeah,
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Finally, on this day in nineteen sixty four, the Adams
Family debuted on ABC. So there you go one eight
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This should really be a lot.
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Three characters from the Adams family.
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All right, I appreciate it.
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You got a buddy. Bottom of the hour, top of
your news. I mentioned something about fun with her. All
start things over our great American tank hole guards on
the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
H good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Fun with hair today. Got the idea I did a
do it yourself haircut on on my own head.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, my doodles look like a professional Randy's head.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
Every time I see somebody on TV that's missing a
lot of hair, huh did you do you cut their hair?
Oh right, let's get it going. Here's bringing the maam right.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Now, it's time for an American minute with tank Hold Garth.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Thanks Reddy, Hey America, tank Hold Garth. Yeah, got a minute.
You know, every time I think the world is as
screwed up as it's ever gonna get, I noticed another
block missing and America's rapidly collapsed world Jenga tower another
example of how this hand basket to hell is getting
full of every damn day. I'll make this real easy on.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Shut your pie hole and unplug your earbuds and maybe,
just maybe some smart so seep into that fat head
of years. Trust me, it's a better use of your
time than doing your own thinking. Want to argue about it,
here's a mirror. So there I was wading through the
wretched ref use of humanity, hit deep in layabouts and losers,
(11:32):
a solitary soul cast amongst the societal burdens and intellectually challenged.
That's right, I was at the mall, not by choice,
had to. I was buying a new knife. Why, none
of your damn business, That's why. So I walk up
(11:53):
to the clerk to pick up my parcel and come
face to face with a smug little millennial Dingleberry. And
he was standing right under the most pathetic new age
haircut I'd ever seen, poofy in front, shaved on the sides,
and a little braided rat tail in the back.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What the hell? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Maybe I'm old fashioned, maybe I'm living in the past.
Maybe my generation's just not with it.
Speaker 14 (12:25):
Man.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Hell, I still hold the door for women, no matter
how stupid and trashy they are. But I'll tell you
this much. If you're a grown ass man and you
have to go to a salon instead of a barber
that gets your haircut, remind me to leave the seed
up for your princess. If the person cutting your hair
is a lot more Paul Lynn than Paul Newman, I'll
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bet you've got share seeds in your mini Cooper. If
it takes longer to cut your hair, then take a leak.
I'll bet your closet is full of lots and lots
of shoes. What the hell is happened do our hair cuts? America?
Cutting a haircut in America used to be easy. You'd
go down to the local barber shop. You'd buy a
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coke for a nickel. You'd read Field and Stream and
Boy's Life. And when it was your turn, a man
cuts your hair. He told you stories about the wars
he fought, and the women he loved, and all the
commies that you shouldn't vote for in the next election.
He kept his comb and bleue liquid and shaved your
face with a straight razor. And it costs you two
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bits in ten minutes of your time. Today, you have
to make an appointment two months in advance. They offer
you a cappuccino for ten bucks. The magazines are Alternative,
Lifestyle and People. The person cutting your hair looks like
a man, but talks like a chick, and sometimes it's
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the other way around. You have to guess whether you
address it as sir or And then they tell you stories,
stories about the reality shows they watch, which Kardashian they hate,
and all the Kamis they're voting for in the next election.
They have two hundred and fifty different combes, all for
different things, and they keep them in a steam sterilizer
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because of the legion of disease ridden yuppies. They service
every damn day. And if you have to take a squirt, well,
there's an all gender bathroom so you can avoid your
bladder next to a six foot five inch redhead named
Bernard that wants to talk ball scores while scoring your well,
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you get the picture. All this for only one hundred
and fifty bucks. Sorry Choki for that kind of Mullah
usually get a haircut plus a hot oil massage from
a busty Russian woman whose name I can't pronounce with
hands the size of catcherments, plus a hand sandwich and
the Joe DiMaggio rookie card.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, that really happened.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Used to be only two kinds of haircuts in America,
parted on the left and parted on the right. If
you parted it down the middle, you were a geek
and shunned by society. Today, the sky's the limit mohawk
fro hawk, mohawk. You can get design shaved into your head,
dyed pink lacquered to look like gills, half shaved, half
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permed like a cute tip on chemo. Dear sweet baby,
Jesus and Bear Bryant. It makes me miss the mullet
and the comb over, you know, the good old days.
Oh dear, look at the time, I've overstayed my welcome
once again. Tough crap, and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Until next time.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
This is Tank Hogarth, Stop sucking America.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Good morning, it's a make sewan the radio. Were about
twenty minutes away from the desk of Tentertainment News and
it's what to watch.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Hello, our Marvin Webster. A quick look at online privacy
on this edition of tech Talk. The other day, the
cable company I worked for called me to fill in
for somebody in the telephone tech support line who was outsick.
I took a call from a customer who was very
concerned about the modern problem of personal privacy and security online.
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And I do mean very concerned. To make a long
story short, the caller says he is tired of his
iPad spying on him. He wants me to make it
stop telling the government all of his personal stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now. Needless to say, any.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Conversation that starts out my iPad is spying on me,
it's gonna have a lot of twists and turns to it,
so I'll give you the reader's digest version of what
I told it. Despite what you may hear from the
conspiracy enthusiasts of the world, the United States government is
not reading your emails or listening to your phone calls,
(17:48):
much less doing it through your iPad. How do I know, Well,
let's take a quick look at some ballpark numbers. There
are three hundred and thirty million people in America. About
two million of those people work for the federal government.
If every single one of them spend all day tapping
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your phone and reading your emails, each and every one
of them would have to spire on one hundred and
sixty five people a day twenty four seven, three sixty five.
If you think a government employee can get that much
work done in one day, you need to visit a
little place called the Department of Motive Vehicles. The government
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does not have time to spire on three hundred and
thirty million people. That's the good news. The bad news
is they don't need to spy on all the people
because they have a secret weapon they can use to
get all the info on you they could ever want
or need. It is called social media, as in Facebook, YouTube,
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Instagram and Twitter. In other words, the secret weapon against.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You is you.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
See, the government doesn't need two million spies to find
out what you've been up to. They can hit up
your Instagram or check your Twitter feed, or follow your
own Facebook. It's all right there. Your name, they got that,
your address, got it, phone number? Check pictures of what
the FBI would call all your known associates. You not
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only took the picture, you tagged all the people in
it with their names. The government wants to know any
of that stuff there it is and who put it there?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You did so.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yes, personal privacy is under attack in America, but the
attack is not coming from the NSA or the Russians
or even Facebook. Every time you tweet a selfie with
your new car, or who you had lunch with, or
who you got drunk with last night, or who you
buy weed from, you are adding to your very own
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customized activity report. The biggest threat to your personal privacy
online is you. If you don't want to lose that privacy,
what you need to do is quit giving it away.
Oh you mean quit Facebook. I can't do that. My
whole life is on there. Yeah, I know. I think
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that might be part of your problem. Look, I work
in the technology field. Okay, we all like to stay
in touch, and believe it or not, every modern computer
and smartphone ever made has a special feature that can
help you stay up to date and in touch on
what your friends and family are up to without telling
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the whole world about it. It is called the off switch.
And that's a wrap for this edition of tech Talk.
Till next time. I'm Marven Webster.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Good morning, A Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 14 (21:03):
You've obviously got nothing better to do, or maybe you're
just not smart enough to change the dials. Whatever the reason,
you're listening to John Boy and Billy on the Big Show,
aren't they won?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
That?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Jackie was in the back of my hair and I
turned around.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
It was Barry.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
I like your little duftail you got back there?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Oh uh uh, you don't. You're making fun of my hair.
I'm trying to cut it myself.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
By the way, after I saw myself on TV, Billy,
thanks for let me know I looked like it, he said,
don't tell me if I ever looks stupid again.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Anyway, I just need to cut my hair.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
And then I so you're cutting your own hair?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Before I got up early.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I was right there, and it says I've ever lopped
some of the size and the one.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
You have a snooze alarm if you wake up early.
Once was sticking out those I was.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
And so anyway, Spanky staff at the roads cut it
for me out on the off.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
That's always good. Touch your hair after you wake up,
and that's a good sticking out over here tighter.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You're not getting me hair advice.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hell no, I like it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You know, hair ain't that important to me.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Nailed it. Now get out.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
There and make sure Randy's tires pumped up. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio coming up. We played John
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Hang right there. You can win you some in minutes.
We're right now from the desk of Taylor Tainment News.
What to watch. Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Sir, let's see what everybody was watching at the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Shall we do that?
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Coming In first place was One Battle after Another starring
Leonardo DiCaprio. Was it Yeah at number one? Did pretty
good twenty two point four million. I wouldn't. It's nothing
bad to sneeze at there, So mark the career best
for the director, Paul Thomas Anderson. So good on him,
got some good actors for him. In number two spot
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was Gabby's Dollhouse. The movie THEA.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Some commercials for that. What is the deal? Some kids show?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Yeah, it is a yeah, animated kind of like a
cat adventure comedy. Yeah, yeah, the Gabby And it's talking
about Gabby and her grandma go on a road trip
and her dollhouse shows up somewhere and there's Gabby's cats
and I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Oh no, go ahead, No, it's it's like Kristen Wiggs
in it.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's about what the kids on a.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
World wild.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
I don't know if it's a spin off from like
a TV show I have, you know, I didn't further.
Third place went to Demon Slayer Infinity Castle.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh right, damon wo Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Came in third place. The Strangers Chapter two debuted in
fourth place, and rounding out the top five was the
football drama Him I told you about the guy with
one year of college eligibility left. So coming out this weekend,
Bone Lake. It's about a lovey, dovey couple who schedule
a vacation at one of those like secluded.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Take a quick.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, little Airbnb.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Type of deals.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
It's like an estate. Uh and and it's overbooked, so
now they're forced to share with a mysterious couple and
uh and yeah, you guys were kind of onto something
that their dream getaway is ruined with sexualism and manipulation. Yeah,
really that was funny. Also out The Smashing Machine. This
stars Dwayne the Rock Johnson and it's about it's the
(25:47):
story of mixed Martial Arts and UFC champ Mark Kerr.
And he really looks like him too. He doesn't look
like the Rock, which is amazing because he looks like
the Rock and.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Everything else.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
The Rock.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Good reason for those.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Folks who have Next Star in Sinclair owning their ABC channels.
Jimmy Kimmel will be back on those channels.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I know.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
They said they would end their preempting of his show
after a quote thoughtful feedback from viewers, advertisers, and community
leaders representing a wide range of perspectives, and from the
Hollywood Entertaining one gossip guru guru named Robert Shooters reported
that Disney was actually the one that lit the fire.
(26:33):
They threatened Sinclair next next start with the nuclear option.
If they continued to preep Kimmel, those stations would lose
the right to broadcast ABC's rating bohemoth Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You know how it feels about half of the populations.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
I know he had a surge like the first two
nights and then.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
All sudden when of course I was on, Johnny Carson
was on, you know, with all this stuff out there
getting political on Late nine, he said nobody could tell
how Johnny Carson voted the entire time he was on
The Tolight Show, and it was just great entertainment.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
I saw that interview where he's just like, why would
I talk about politics? That's it's an entertainment killer. Why
I'm here to entertain I'm not here to The Kelly
Clarkson Show returns this week for its seventh season, and
Snoop Dogg will return to the Olympics as a correspondent
for NBC at the Winter Games in Italy this coming February.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Snoop well, he's fun to be with Hollywood Recorder.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
He is everywhere as a rapper. What the wight bet?
It's thank you very much. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out this is the first of the five senses to
develop in human babies.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
What is touch?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Touch? Since like it?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Okay, Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. The average American almost always
has at least one of these little objects nearby or
physically with them, even though they haven't used it for
well over a year, and in many cases have no idea.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What it is for.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
It is this little fingernail clipping things.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You don't know what they're for?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Well you just look at it. You don't know what
they're for?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, no, So what's y'all got?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
We want to play one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Big Show you told free line. We go to we
get a winner.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
We play John Boydjepardy next. Good morning, that's a big
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show on the radio. We're rolling through your Tuesday. Yes,
today is September here on the thirtieth. Got our future
track from the Big Show bit Box More Deep Thoughts
with Mary Jane he wors More Mary hit the.
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Bit box at the Big Show dot Com. There right now,
let's play yees.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Live across America. It's John Boy Jeffity ohow and now
your host.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Well, we've discovered yet another category that he is way
above average in.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
It's in the.
Speaker 12 (29:25):
Number of things he owns that he has no idea
what they're for.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
He's John boylett I know may as I heard Joey
at a Gate City, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Good morning, Joey. Hey, how y'all do Hey man, we.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Are awesome, my boy, welcome in here amongst us. You
got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning, Joey.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
So here we go. Let's catch up here.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
The average American almost always has at least one of
these metal objects nearby or physically with them, even though
they haven't used it for well over a year, and
in many cases have no idea what it's for.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
What you're thinking, Joey, uh uh?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Maybe a key on your key ring?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Key like on your key ring? All right, are you
man explaining me? Joey show me.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
No.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Taylor always tells me I'm doing that. I don't really
understand you. I'm working on But anyway, Joey, listen, let's
see what we got. You say a key, and you
are absolutely right. I want to know the average American
how many? I mean not just one, I mean not
(30:54):
really the key change just wherever they are, you know,
I got.
Speaker 11 (30:58):
I got tons up everywhere.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
It is ten myself.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Let's all pull ourselves together here with their keys. There
can we do with them in the meantime, Joe, it's
just won one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning products. Will send all that up to your
gates city. Buddy, gratulations, Thank.
Speaker 12 (31:16):
You guys, got it, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Y'all are awesome.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Man.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
I listen to y'all all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Dog Gomert, we appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Bottom of the hour, Tommy you News. Willie pe getting
in on our hair today.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
He has beautiful hair. I up the.
Speaker 15 (32:08):
Big shows on the radio. Robert Rayford kicking it off
here with the Darwin Awards. They've been announced, Yes, sir,
this year's Darwin Awards. They've given each year to bestow
upon that individual who, through single minded self sacrifice, has
done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human
gene pool. Well, here a couple of them. Fifth runner
(32:33):
Up goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died
when he hit a lyft tower at the Mammoth Mountain
ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad.
Twenty two year old David Hubell was pronounced dead at
Central Mammoth Hospital. It occurred about three a m. Hubell
and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run
(32:54):
called Stump Alley undid some yellow foam protectors from lyft towers.
Pads are used to protect skiers who might hit the
towers well. The group apparently used the pads to slide
down the ski slope and Hubo crashed into a tower
figure that was three a m. Yeah. It's since been
investigated determined the tower he hit was the one with
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its pad removed. Fourth runner up goes to Robert Fuello.
Thirty two year old Fellow was apparently being disorderly in
a Saint Louis market when the clerk threatened to call
the police. He grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into
his mouth, and walked out without paying. Police found him
unconscious in front of the store. Paramedics removed the sixth
inch weenie from his throat, where it had choked him
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to death, and the third runner up goes to poacher
Marino Malaibo of Spain, who shot a stag standing above
him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when
it fell on him. This year's winner. Later on the
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. Well,
I had something else for the slot, but astro Nerd,
I mean joke, Nerd call me in a panic. Apparently
he's got some big gig and he really needs to
workshop some material.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
So Nerd, what's a story?
Speaker 14 (34:36):
Thanks?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
JB.
Speaker 14 (34:37):
Well, I got a call from some woman about performing
for their big diet conference. It's called Mission Slim Possible.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
M That sounds like a pretty big deal.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
Oh, they got a bunch of sponsors. No way, Jose Vegan,
Mexican restaurant, the Gladdy Eaters, big Gals, Gym and fitness
and fit happens home workouts.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
It's kind of a big deal. How'd you get this gig?
They dumped Bill Burr? They dumped Bill Burr? Why they
saw his act and they.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Replaced Bill Burr with you.
Speaker 14 (35:08):
I believe the phrase is and how out? So now
I got to come up with some new material. You
got a minute, why not? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
your headliner joke nerd whack a whack a whacka Are
you gonna open with that? My other choice was suck bitches?
Oh yeah, go with that, thanks, Jill, be suck bitches. Evening, Ladies,
(35:36):
So you are all on a diet?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Huh?
Speaker 14 (35:38):
You know I used to have a weight problem. Then
she left me. My drum guy's knew yeah, my ex
wife she was sweetish, sugar and twice as lumpy. Did
I mention my drum guys knew yah. Over the years,
(36:03):
she more than kept her girlish figure. She doubled it.
This lady knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
So I tried to tell her.
Speaker 14 (36:13):
I said, honey, if you cheat on your diet, you
gain it in the end, the rear end, that is.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I knew that was a winner.
Speaker 14 (36:25):
She said, how am I supposed to lose weight? I said,
try skipping? She said really? I said, yeah, lunch, dinner,
and in between mel snacks, he's picking it up. She's
not a great cook, for one thing, but her TV
dinner's melt in your mouth. I wish she'd defrost them.
Once in a while, heio.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
She was looking in the mirror.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
One day, I think I need to lose weight, I said,
go to the paint store. I hear you can get
thinner there. Paint thinner. That is, in case there's no
d I wise out there. I've learned to let the
room settle. I came home one night. She said, I
(37:17):
made you an eight coarse meal. It was a seven
layer cake and coffee. Hey, that's not on the.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Diet roasted.
Speaker 14 (37:30):
These days. Going on a diet, really isn't that difficult.
Just eat what you can afford. I'll have the tap
water special. Thank you, mic Drop. You know what diet
stands for, don't you? Did I eat that? Man, this
(37:50):
guy's reading my mind. I told my wife just eat
three meals a day. She said, okay, but how many
at night? She doesn't get it. One day she burned
three thousand calories. She fell asleep while the brownies were
in the oven. Face, But she does try. She doesn't
(38:18):
crutches twice a day. Captain in the morning and Nestle
and my.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
They kind of rocked themselves.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
I told her, you need to adopt a healthier lifestyle.
So she parked the car and went inside to get
the donuts instead of using the drive through.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
It's not working.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Hold on a second, Joe NRD. Now these women are
all on a weight lost journey.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Correct, fat lot of good.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
It'll do them.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I just came up with that, Jackie.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
I think this material is a little insensitive. Now I
think you need to go in another direction.
Speaker 14 (38:56):
Oh come on, JB. Yet, now you tell me why
didn't you stop me sooner?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Well, I was on the phone, a god called me
about my sin and car warrny.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'm stealing.
Speaker 14 (39:08):
Back to the drawing board. But this is a good start.
So when's the gig in an hour? I guess I'll
have to wing it.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
They're gonna eat you alive.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Oh that's it cannibal joke.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
JB.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You are a laftavor light.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I can't read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (39:31):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Oh sird I feel so.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
H good morning is it makes you on the rady
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over just getting vid a knocking in stations in here
joined us on our fun with hair day as will
and pleanging.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
A James class. Yes, ma'am's's Mss Campbell. Yes are you
doing today? I'm pretty good? You the one that works
down there to have salon?
Speaker 13 (40:47):
I yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah? Well I uh they gave me your name and
number said you was you would might be able to
help me. Okay, I was wondering. Uh, they said that
you you might could do this for me. I was wondering,
could I come in there and get a hair do
one day? This? Well?
Speaker 13 (41:01):
Well, sure, do you have the number to the salon
in Winston?
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Well yeah, I called them and they gave me your
number because I had asked for you pacifically and they
said you was off today.
Speaker 13 (41:12):
Yeah, I am off today. I'll be back to work
tomorrow nine to six.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yes, ma'am. Before I I can, I just ask you
something right quick and I won't bother it no longer.
For sure.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
I was.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
I was wondering, do y'all do any kind of real
wild looking hat? That's like, you know, half of like
half of your head one color and half the other.
Speaker 13 (41:30):
Well, I've never actually done that. I mean, I do
all kinds of color and foil highlights. But I'm sure
if you you know, the best thing I usually tell
people is bring a picture in. If you have a
picture of something that you want to look like, yes, ma'am,
it might bridge the gap of communication and then we'd
be able to, you know, go from there.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yes, ma'am, I was thinking I might do that. I
got a picture. I have a magazine of a it's
like a person that had the hair like that. I
won't tell you now this may sound kind of crazy.
I'm a man, uh huh, but I dresses like a warmer.
Speaker 13 (42:02):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Is that all right? Well that's your yes, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (42:06):
I mean that's your business. I don't have anything to
do with.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
That, yes, ma'am. Well, I always had a problem with that,
you know. But it's just since I was a little boy,
I always want to be a girl and everything, and people,
you know, they always made fun of me and everything.
But I but uh, you know, they don't bother me
too much about it no more. When I come in,
you know, I'll be wearing a dress and.
Speaker 13 (42:22):
Everything, and use your hair long or is it sure?
Speaker 5 (42:25):
It's long? Right now?
Speaker 13 (42:26):
It's long, ma'am. Do you have ethnic here?
Speaker 5 (42:30):
What? Now?
Speaker 13 (42:30):
Do you have ethnic here?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Uh? Huh, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Huh Okay, do you have it chemically relaxed?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
No, ma'am. You probably would have to do that too.
Speaker 13 (42:39):
Okay, Well, I don't really do relaxer, but I can
recommend someone that I work with. I do color and
palms and cutting, but it's a little bit different thing
when you get into relaxing hair. But I will be
more than happy to refer you to someone in the salon.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Well, could you do it? If I didn't do that?
Relax and do it?
Speaker 13 (42:58):
Yeah? When was your last real treatment?
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Just about two months ago? I was getting kind of,
you know, back, like it.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
Was a little bit Yeah, And do you want me
to color in your hair? I probably would need about
two hours if you could.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Oh, I got all day. I got plenty of money too.
But I was just thinking I would like to have
it like maybe like a kind of a red on
one side and green like right down the middle. You
just have it, you know? Oh? Really does that sound
kind of funny? Did you?
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Well?
Speaker 13 (43:24):
I've never done that before. And to be honest with you,
I don't know if we even have color that will
create green hair a night.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You got some other kind of real wire looking colored.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
Well, we have plenty of selection in the reds. Reds
are popular this year, ma'am, But as far as green goes,
I do not know, and I don't know. I wouldn't
feel comfortable attempting that because I've never done it before.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yes, ma'am. Do y'all do y'all got somebody that do
nails too? Oh?
Speaker 13 (43:50):
Yeah, we we're a full service line. We have nails
and pedicure and mathemassage and facials, gift. You can just
about have anything you want done. It's a wonderful salne
uh huh.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Well, how much of them? Massage is called.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
A full volume massage. I think it's an hour long,
and I want to say, I see I'm new, I've
just started there, hu, But I think it starts at
fifty dollars an hour.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Fifty dollars an hour?
Speaker 13 (44:16):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Could you pay them just to do like, you know,
ten or fifteen minutes?
Speaker 13 (44:20):
Well, I think they do a half hour massage, which
is thirty.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Five Yes, ma'am, So you might as well go and stay.
Speaker 13 (44:25):
Hour every well, you might as well. I have had
many massages and they're wonderful.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yes, it's talk about food body that's all over.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Yeah. They massage everything from your feet to your head
really so it's great. But if you want to come
out of the line, you can pick up a brush
worse man, and it tells you just about everything that
we do. The prices to, you know, say in a
little bit better.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Uh huh. Well, I show you appreciate it, and I
would like to you know, I'm gonna get the food
treatment when I come down. I think i'll get the
hair doe and the fanger nails and what you called
a toenail.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
What you call that pure?
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yes, ma'am. And that full body message sound real good.
I mean every single part of your body they do that.
Speaker 13 (45:05):
Oh yeah, and it's a very professional atmosphere. You don't
have anything to worry about, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
What is your name?
Speaker 5 (45:12):
T Rison?
Speaker 13 (45:12):
Okay? Uh huh okay, Well I will look forward to
meeting you.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Get for him my show, do appreciate, Okay, I have
a good day now one.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
Uh you know, I noticed Willie Pey's hair NEAs relaxing
because it's a little nervous.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Go ahead, let's get ready.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
To Good Morning, got the big show on the radio. Well,
last week we met Connor Stroud, a twenty five year
old kid that Jackie got to meet the man David.
Both of them are being inducted into Rutherford County Sports
Hall of Fame here in North Carolina. And this kid
is a wheelchair tennis player and man, we got him
(45:54):
up on the John Boy and Billy Facebook page looking
for sponsors. He's already accomplished so much in a dream.
He wants to be in the Peril Olympic Olympics coming
up in Los Angeles that will be in twenty eight Yes,
all right, so you got to plan ahead for these things.
So if y'all could you like to be involved with
(46:14):
Connor and us, just go to the John Boy and
Billy Facebook page and check it out. I'm telling you
about so, say the sharps here. The Summer Olympics was
last summer. Let's say, well, let's get the Lucy R
and Ricky b some things up for us then, But
first let me tell you what we're gonna play for
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it was last summer. Here we go. Welcome to so
(46:59):
say this sh so commentary on the events of the
day with your host the Sharks.
Speaker 14 (47:04):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
Haven't heard that, said Sir Hoodey boon Ah. Well, the
Olympics were finally over, had done too soon. I knowed
for the get go it was going to be obays.
Speaker 14 (47:23):
Youre talking about them opening ceremonies, the Last Supper. If
Jesus was Rue Paul, What the hell did Wringling Brothers
leave the Freak Show door unlocked?
Speaker 7 (47:34):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco. True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they don't really do. They put them all in
boats and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 14 (47:48):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day On to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
keep over.
Speaker 14 (48:00):
Earl eat a damn steak sandwich. Once in a while,
you ain't less than a dust bunny. And just when
you thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted
athlete Snoop Dog with the Olympic doobie chair thicker.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
And then it was time for sports. Got to see
some fellow dressed as a girl put some poor real
girl and the Olympics.
Speaker 14 (48:22):
That's called sport and dothing that's called You better hope
the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 7 (48:27):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights,
but we were both watching the Day of the break
bits and called petition.
Speaker 14 (48:34):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe used to put
you off to Jim floryd spinning like the twister arrow, but.
Speaker 14 (48:47):
They did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 7 (48:52):
Whatever you say, boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pats and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diet Cola.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 14 (49:00):
Them little Asian critters man, they had it going on.
Not only are they a wizard math, they can flat
bust the move. It was nice to see all these
young people up there keeping dance alive, popping and locking
and what all to beat the band?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
What back to the love?
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (49:17):
And then it was Australia's turn, and out walks this
middle aged gal dressed like a country club bus boy.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
Oh boy, that boy was she confident all acted smugs,
strutting a ride light. She'd been studying Ric Flair's entrance.
Speaker 14 (49:34):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
But then it came time to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
What was her name again?
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Rachel Good went by the name of ray.
Speaker 14 (49:43):
Gun, Raygun, perfect Scottie set Fathers to suck.
Speaker 7 (49:51):
She was pretty, pettiphul beautiful nothing.
Speaker 14 (49:53):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken, bad,
flipping in the flopping around the flo like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
It was like a seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads look like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 14 (50:15):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three Stoogia. He'd lay on his
side and holler, mold Larry chee and run in a
circle on the floor.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
Yeah, and then she ended with that leg up in
the air and her hands like claws like a housewife
tried to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 14 (50:34):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
So now they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Save bet.
Speaker 14 (50:52):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team.
Speaker 7 (50:57):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defafaic.
Speaker 14 (51:00):
Ancient should be the city's motto, leave a pile with
a smile.
Speaker 7 (51:05):
So until next time, I'm Lucy.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
And I'm Ricky, and so say the sharps.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
If you have a topic you would like these sharps
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Speaker 2 (51:17):
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Speaker 6 (51:22):
Why Okay wait to watch Connor compete ahead
It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Gooday, you're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former
idiot intern, the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my
two favorite bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on
the big show. I'll tell you it's nice to be
high and dry and safe and sound in this Knacker studio. Hey,
what's this wire for?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Coga doodles?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Do at it?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Get up?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Wow, I'm just trying to be your friendly voice on
the radio. I am the morning d J. I got
on you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, there's two people in the room that what.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You're doing as a that's a song.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh I figured that Harry Chapin, Harry Jamon Morning DJ.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Yeah, all right, okay, got you, get.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You, get you.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Alright.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Then let's see here Tuesday morning, last day of September.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We are officially in fall.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
That happened at a certain time yesterday. You want to
call astro Nerd let him do some stand.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Up about No, you say his name one more time.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'll don't do it. Not, don't do it. We're gonna
celebrate hair today. It all makes sense, sious, once we
get going all right.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
National Chewing Gum Day, National Love People Day, National Hot
mulled Cider Day Day popular, National mudpack Day, and National
AI in Work Day very popular. See, we're using today
to elevate the conversation around using AI responsibly in the workplace,
(02:32):
to empower professionals with insights and knowledge, not just to
call them up and the nact like you did. The
writing and some artificial intelligences camy scary.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They a lot of scammers using it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Let's gone bad you you wait and see you think this.
The generation is born with their phones, are so dependent
on those growing up and then there's AI stuff. They're
gonna start worshiping it for us all over with you though,
just getting all information, can just ask anything, and they
don't know. Well, somebody I can't get into it.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
Like my nephew's your grandson, you know, stuff like that.
But I think it's just because we don't know as
much about it. They'll be they'll be well schooled in it.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Well, the new parents are going through this with a granble.
You cannot just turn them loose on screen.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
From the moment they figure it out, Yeah, how to
search and get into things.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yes, they don't have to do it at school, you know,
like that to be around.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's just not all the time.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
And man, the babysitter, you think I babysitting, you know,
like that back in the day and throw them a
screen and shut up.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Tough because it's just so easy to do.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
You know when you go out to eat, there's there's nobody,
you know, there's no kids with little toys or coloring books.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Or anything anymore.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
And they've got the phone or their own tablet. Yes,
and I'm having to hear whatever video they're watching.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
And then the younger generation, you're gonna have to learn
how to deal with humans in person. If you want
to make babies at some point, you're gonna have.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
To know they might be able to take care of
that for you as well. I think you how do
you explain Clay Aikins kid.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I guess, well, Michael Jackson, well what he did at
the Icky Way that one time. Oh well, let's say, well,
we got three dates in history. Those will be very important.
We'll use those to get our categories. In the winning beginning,
we are awake, Big shows on the radio, Good morning,
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Big shows on the radio. No artificial intelligence, no real intelligence, Jackson,
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Sixteen eighty three, Dutch scientists Anthony van Leewalkin became the
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first to report the existence of bacteria. He made the
discovery by looking at the plaque between his own teeth,
in which you found microscopic living animalcules. His research opened
up an entire world of microscopic life to science. Sixteen
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eighty three. They didn't have no microscope back then, did it?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah? Really? Yeah sure? Sixteen eighty three. Yeah, we weren't
even America yet. No, I'll take your word for it.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Nineteen fifteen. Let's move up there and let's see the
first asphalt covered Automobile racetrack.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
They had asphalt back nineteen fifteen, Yes, same asphalt opening
Cranston Rhode Island was the first asphalt governed race.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Drug.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah you know.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Ninety nine percent of all asphalt ever made is still
in use.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's recycled.
Speaker 11 (06:25):
Every time they repaid, they up, heated up and meshed up.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh I don't know the scooptin then heated. Oh yeah,
read later, good word all right.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Finally, on this day in nineteen sixty four, the Adams
Family debuted on ABC. So there you go one eight
hundred big shows you told free line. Come on, we'll
play out birds next. Good morning, it's a big show
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on the radio for your Tuesday morning. I ficure track
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize per Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
This should really be a lot.
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Of fun when you're playing upburst, have a hurry up
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That you are real good buddy?
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Three characters from the Adams family.
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Ready go.
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Wednesday, go Mad's and Uncle Fetz was fun?
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All right?
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All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
You got a buddy. Bottom of the hour, top of
your news. I mentioned something about fun with her. All
start things over our great American tank hole guards on
the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
H good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Fun with hair today. Got the idea I did a
do it yourself haircut on on my own head.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, my doodles look like a professional Randy's head.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
Every time I see somebody on TV that's missing a
lot of hair, huh did you do you cut their hair?
Oh right, let's get it going. Here's bringing the maam right.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Now, it's time for an American minute with tank Hold Garth.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Thanks Reddy, Hey America, tank Hold Garth. Yeah, got a minute.
You know, every time I think the world is as
screwed up as it's ever gonna get, I noticed another
block missing and America's rapidly collapsed world Jenga tower another
example of how this hand basket to hell is getting
full of every damn day. I'll make this real easy on.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Shut your pie hole and unplug your earbuds and maybe,
just maybe some smart so seep into that fat head
of years. Trust me, it's a better use of your
time than doing your own thinking. Want to argue about it,
here's a mirror. So there I was wading through the
wretched ref use of humanity, hit deep in layabouts and losers,
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a solitary soul cast amongst the societal burdens and intellectually challenged.
That's right, I was at the mall, not by choice,
had to. I was buying a new knife. Why, none
of your damn business, That's why. So I walk up
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to the clerk to pick up my parcel and come
face to face with a smug little millennial Dingleberry. And
he was standing right under the most pathetic new age
haircut I'd ever seen, poofy in front, shaved on the sides,
and a little braided rat tail in the back.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What the hell? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Maybe I'm old fashioned, maybe I'm living in the past.
Maybe my generation's just not with it.
Speaker 14 (12:25):
Man.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Hell, I still hold the door for women, no matter
how stupid and trashy they are. But I'll tell you
this much. If you're a grown ass man and you
have to go to a salon instead of a barber
that gets your haircut, remind me to leave the seed
up for your princess. If the person cutting your hair
is a lot more Paul Lynn than Paul Newman, I'll
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bet you've got share seeds in your mini Cooper. If
it takes longer to cut your hair, then take a leak.
I'll bet your closet is full of lots and lots
of shoes. What the hell is happened do our hair cuts? America?
Cutting a haircut in America used to be easy. You'd
go down to the local barber shop. You'd buy a
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coke for a nickel. You'd read Field and Stream and
Boy's Life. And when it was your turn, a man
cuts your hair. He told you stories about the wars
he fought, and the women he loved, and all the
commies that you shouldn't vote for in the next election.
He kept his comb and bleue liquid and shaved your
face with a straight razor. And it costs you two
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bits in ten minutes of your time. Today, you have
to make an appointment two months in advance. They offer
you a cappuccino for ten bucks. The magazines are Alternative,
Lifestyle and People. The person cutting your hair looks like
a man, but talks like a chick, and sometimes it's
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the other way around. You have to guess whether you
address it as sir or And then they tell you stories,
stories about the reality shows they watch, which Kardashian they hate,
and all the Kamis they're voting for in the next election.
They have two hundred and fifty different combes, all for
different things, and they keep them in a steam sterilizer
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because of the legion of disease ridden yuppies. They service
every damn day. And if you have to take a squirt, well,
there's an all gender bathroom so you can avoid your
bladder next to a six foot five inch redhead named
Bernard that wants to talk ball scores while scoring your well,
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you get the picture. All this for only one hundred
and fifty bucks. Sorry Choki for that kind of Mullah
usually get a haircut plus a hot oil massage from
a busty Russian woman whose name I can't pronounce with
hands the size of catcherments, plus a hand sandwich and
the Joe DiMaggio rookie card.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, that really happened.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Used to be only two kinds of haircuts in America,
parted on the left and parted on the right. If
you parted it down the middle, you were a geek
and shunned by society. Today, the sky's the limit mohawk
fro hawk, mohawk. You can get design shaved into your head,
dyed pink lacquered to look like gills, half shaved, half
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permed like a cute tip on chemo. Dear sweet baby,
Jesus and Bear Bryant. It makes me miss the mullet
and the comb over, you know, the good old days.
Oh dear, look at the time, I've overstayed my welcome
once again. Tough crap, and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Until next time.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
This is Tank Hogarth, Stop sucking America.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Good morning, it's a make sewan the radio. Were about
twenty minutes away from the desk of Tentertainment News and
it's what to watch.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Hello, our Marvin Webster. A quick look at online privacy
on this edition of tech Talk. The other day, the
cable company I worked for called me to fill in
for somebody in the telephone tech support line who was outsick.
I took a call from a customer who was very
concerned about the modern problem of personal privacy and security online.
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And I do mean very concerned. To make a long
story short, the caller says he is tired of his
iPad spying on him. He wants me to make it
stop telling the government all of his personal stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now. Needless to say, any.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Conversation that starts out my iPad is spying on me,
it's gonna have a lot of twists and turns to it,
so I'll give you the reader's digest version of what
I told it. Despite what you may hear from the
conspiracy enthusiasts of the world, the United States government is
not reading your emails or listening to your phone calls,
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much less doing it through your iPad. How do I know, Well,
let's take a quick look at some ballpark numbers. There
are three hundred and thirty million people in America. About
two million of those people work for the federal government.
If every single one of them spend all day tapping
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your phone and reading your emails, each and every one
of them would have to spire on one hundred and
sixty five people a day twenty four seven, three sixty five.
If you think a government employee can get that much
work done in one day, you need to visit a
little place called the Department of Motive Vehicles. The government
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does not have time to spire on three hundred and
thirty million people. That's the good news. The bad news
is they don't need to spy on all the people
because they have a secret weapon they can use to
get all the info on you they could ever want
or need. It is called social media, as in Facebook, YouTube,
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Instagram and Twitter. In other words, the secret weapon against.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You is you.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
See, the government doesn't need two million spies to find
out what you've been up to. They can hit up
your Instagram or check your Twitter feed, or follow your
own Facebook. It's all right there. Your name, they got that,
your address, got it, phone number? Check pictures of what
the FBI would call all your known associates. You not
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only took the picture, you tagged all the people in
it with their names. The government wants to know any
of that stuff there it is and who put it there?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You did so.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yes, personal privacy is under attack in America, but the
attack is not coming from the NSA or the Russians
or even Facebook. Every time you tweet a selfie with
your new car, or who you had lunch with, or
who you got drunk with last night, or who you
buy weed from, you are adding to your very own
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customized activity report. The biggest threat to your personal privacy
online is you. If you don't want to lose that privacy,
what you need to do is quit giving it away.
Oh you mean quit Facebook. I can't do that. My
whole life is on there. Yeah, I know. I think
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that might be part of your problem. Look, I work
in the technology field. Okay, we all like to stay
in touch, and believe it or not, every modern computer
and smartphone ever made has a special feature that can
help you stay up to date and in touch on
what your friends and family are up to without telling
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the whole world about it. It is called the off switch.
And that's a wrap for this edition of tech Talk.
Till next time. I'm Marven Webster.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Good morning, A Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 14 (21:03):
You've obviously got nothing better to do, or maybe you're
just not smart enough to change the dials. Whatever the reason,
you're listening to John Boy and Billy on the Big Show,
aren't they won?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
That?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Jackie was in the back of my hair and I
turned around.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
It was Barry.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
I like your little duftail you got back there?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Oh uh uh, you don't. You're making fun of my hair.
I'm trying to cut it myself.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
By the way, after I saw myself on TV, Billy,
thanks for let me know I looked like it, he said,
don't tell me if I ever looks stupid again.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Anyway, I just need to cut my hair.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
And then I so you're cutting your own hair?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Before I got up early.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I was right there, and it says I've ever lopped
some of the size and the one.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
You have a snooze alarm if you wake up early.
Once was sticking out those I was.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
And so anyway, Spanky staff at the roads cut it
for me out on the off.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
That's always good. Touch your hair after you wake up,
and that's a good sticking out over here tighter.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You're not getting me hair advice.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hell no, I like it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You know, hair ain't that important to me.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Nailed it. Now get out.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
There and make sure Randy's tires pumped up. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio coming up. We played John
Boyd Jebordary for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot cleaning products made in the USA. You can
find bull Snotty truck stops across America. A click on
that banner when you hit the Big Show dot com.
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Hang right there. You can win you some in minutes.
We're right now from the desk of Taylor Tainment News.
What to watch. Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Sir, let's see what everybody was watching at the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Shall we do that?
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Coming In first place was One Battle after Another starring
Leonardo DiCaprio. Was it Yeah at number one? Did pretty
good twenty two point four million. I wouldn't. It's nothing
bad to sneeze at there, So mark the career best
for the director, Paul Thomas Anderson. So good on him,
got some good actors for him. In number two spot
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was Gabby's Dollhouse. The movie THEA.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Some commercials for that. What is the deal? Some kids show?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Yeah, it is a yeah, animated kind of like a
cat adventure comedy. Yeah, yeah, the Gabby And it's talking
about Gabby and her grandma go on a road trip
and her dollhouse shows up somewhere and there's Gabby's cats
and I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Oh no, go ahead, No, it's it's like Kristen Wiggs
in it.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's about what the kids on a.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
World wild.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
I don't know if it's a spin off from like
a TV show I have, you know, I didn't further.
Third place went to Demon Slayer Infinity Castle.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh right, damon wo Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Came in third place. The Strangers Chapter two debuted in
fourth place, and rounding out the top five was the
football drama Him I told you about the guy with
one year of college eligibility left. So coming out this weekend,
Bone Lake. It's about a lovey, dovey couple who schedule
a vacation at one of those like secluded.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Take a quick.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, little Airbnb.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Type of deals.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
It's like an estate. Uh and and it's overbooked, so
now they're forced to share with a mysterious couple and
uh and yeah, you guys were kind of onto something
that their dream getaway is ruined with sexualism and manipulation. Yeah,
really that was funny. Also out The Smashing Machine. This
stars Dwayne the Rock Johnson and it's about it's the
(25:47):
story of mixed Martial Arts and UFC champ Mark Kerr.
And he really looks like him too. He doesn't look
like the Rock, which is amazing because he looks like
the Rock and.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Everything else.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
The Rock.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Good reason for those.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Folks who have Next Star in Sinclair owning their ABC channels.
Jimmy Kimmel will be back on those channels.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I know.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
They said they would end their preempting of his show
after a quote thoughtful feedback from viewers, advertisers, and community
leaders representing a wide range of perspectives, and from the
Hollywood Entertaining one gossip guru guru named Robert Shooters reported
that Disney was actually the one that lit the fire.
(26:33):
They threatened Sinclair next next start with the nuclear option.
If they continued to preep Kimmel, those stations would lose
the right to broadcast ABC's rating bohemoth Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You know how it feels about half of the populations.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
I know he had a surge like the first two
nights and then.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
All sudden when of course I was on, Johnny Carson
was on, you know, with all this stuff out there
getting political on Late nine, he said nobody could tell
how Johnny Carson voted the entire time he was on
The Tolight Show, and it was just great entertainment.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
I saw that interview where he's just like, why would
I talk about politics? That's it's an entertainment killer. Why
I'm here to entertain I'm not here to The Kelly
Clarkson Show returns this week for its seventh season, and
Snoop Dogg will return to the Olympics as a correspondent
for NBC at the Winter Games in Italy this coming February.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Snoop well, he's fun to be with Hollywood Recorder.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
He is everywhere as a rapper. What the wight bet?
It's thank you very much. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out this is the first of the five senses to
develop in human babies.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
What is touch?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Touch? Since like it?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Okay, Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. The average American almost always
has at least one of these little objects nearby or
physically with them, even though they haven't used it for
well over a year, and in many cases have no idea.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What it is for.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
It is this little fingernail clipping things.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You don't know what they're for?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Well you just look at it. You don't know what
they're for?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, no, So what's y'all got?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
We want to play one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Big Show you told free line. We go to we
get a winner.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
We play John Boydjepardy next. Good morning, that's a big
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show on the radio. We're rolling through your Tuesday. Yes,
today is September here on the thirtieth. Got our future
track from the Big Show bit Box More Deep Thoughts
with Mary Jane he wors More Mary hit the.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Bit box at the Big Show dot Com. There right now,
let's play yees.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Live across America. It's John Boy Jeffity ohow and now
your host.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Well, we've discovered yet another category that he is way
above average in.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
It's in the.
Speaker 12 (29:25):
Number of things he owns that he has no idea
what they're for.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
He's John boylett I know may as I heard Joey
at a Gate City, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Good morning, Joey. Hey, how y'all do Hey man, we.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Are awesome, my boy, welcome in here amongst us. You
got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning, Joey.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
So here we go. Let's catch up here.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
The average American almost always has at least one of
these metal objects nearby or physically with them, even though
they haven't used it for well over a year, and
in many cases have no idea what it's for.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
What you're thinking, Joey, uh uh?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Maybe a key on your key ring?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Key like on your key ring? All right, are you
man explaining me? Joey show me.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
No.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Taylor always tells me I'm doing that. I don't really
understand you. I'm working on But anyway, Joey, listen, let's
see what we got. You say a key, and you
are absolutely right. I want to know the average American
how many? I mean not just one, I mean not
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really the key change just wherever they are, you know,
I got.
Speaker 11 (30:58):
I got tons up everywhere.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
It is ten myself.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Let's all pull ourselves together here with their keys. There
can we do with them in the meantime, Joe, it's
just won one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning products. Will send all that up to your
gates city. Buddy, gratulations, Thank.
Speaker 12 (31:16):
You guys, got it, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Y'all are awesome.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Man.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
I listen to y'all all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Dog Gomert, we appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Bottom of the hour, Tommy you News. Willie pe getting
in on our hair today.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
He has beautiful hair. I up the.
Speaker 15 (32:08):
Big shows on the radio. Robert Rayford kicking it off
here with the Darwin Awards. They've been announced, Yes, sir,
this year's Darwin Awards. They've given each year to bestow
upon that individual who, through single minded self sacrifice, has
done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human
gene pool. Well, here a couple of them. Fifth runner
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Up goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died
when he hit a lyft tower at the Mammoth Mountain
ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad.
Twenty two year old David Hubell was pronounced dead at
Central Mammoth Hospital. It occurred about three a m. Hubell
and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run
(32:54):
called Stump Alley undid some yellow foam protectors from lyft towers.
Pads are used to protect skiers who might hit the
towers well. The group apparently used the pads to slide
down the ski slope and Hubo crashed into a tower
figure that was three a m. Yeah. It's since been
investigated determined the tower he hit was the one with
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its pad removed. Fourth runner up goes to Robert Fuello.
Thirty two year old Fellow was apparently being disorderly in
a Saint Louis market when the clerk threatened to call
the police. He grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into
his mouth, and walked out without paying. Police found him
unconscious in front of the store. Paramedics removed the sixth
inch weenie from his throat, where it had choked him
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to death, and the third runner up goes to poacher
Marino Malaibo of Spain, who shot a stag standing above
him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when
it fell on him. This year's winner. Later on the
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. Well,
I had something else for the slot, but astro Nerd,
I mean joke, Nerd call me in a panic. Apparently
he's got some big gig and he really needs to
workshop some material.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
So Nerd, what's a story?
Speaker 14 (34:36):
Thanks?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
JB.
Speaker 14 (34:37):
Well, I got a call from some woman about performing
for their big diet conference. It's called Mission Slim Possible.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
M That sounds like a pretty big deal.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
Oh, they got a bunch of sponsors. No way, Jose Vegan,
Mexican restaurant, the Gladdy Eaters, big Gals, Gym and fitness
and fit happens home workouts.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
It's kind of a big deal. How'd you get this gig?
They dumped Bill Burr? They dumped Bill Burr? Why they
saw his act and they.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Replaced Bill Burr with you.
Speaker 14 (35:08):
I believe the phrase is and how out? So now
I got to come up with some new material. You
got a minute, why not? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
your headliner joke nerd whack a whack a whacka Are
you gonna open with that? My other choice was suck bitches?
Oh yeah, go with that, thanks, Jill, be suck bitches. Evening, Ladies,
(35:36):
So you are all on a diet?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Huh?
Speaker 14 (35:38):
You know I used to have a weight problem. Then
she left me. My drum guy's knew yeah, my ex
wife she was sweetish, sugar and twice as lumpy. Did
I mention my drum guys knew yah. Over the years,
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she more than kept her girlish figure. She doubled it.
This lady knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
So I tried to tell her.
Speaker 14 (36:13):
I said, honey, if you cheat on your diet, you
gain it in the end, the rear end, that is.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I knew that was a winner.
Speaker 14 (36:25):
She said, how am I supposed to lose weight? I said,
try skipping? She said really? I said, yeah, lunch, dinner,
and in between mel snacks, he's picking it up. She's
not a great cook, for one thing, but her TV
dinner's melt in your mouth. I wish she'd defrost them.
Once in a while, heio.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
She was looking in the mirror.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
One day, I think I need to lose weight, I said,
go to the paint store. I hear you can get
thinner there. Paint thinner. That is, in case there's no
d I wise out there. I've learned to let the
room settle. I came home one night. She said, I
(37:17):
made you an eight coarse meal. It was a seven
layer cake and coffee. Hey, that's not on the.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Diet roasted.
Speaker 14 (37:30):
These days. Going on a diet, really isn't that difficult.
Just eat what you can afford. I'll have the tap
water special. Thank you, mic Drop. You know what diet
stands for, don't you? Did I eat that? Man, this
(37:50):
guy's reading my mind. I told my wife just eat
three meals a day. She said, okay, but how many
at night? She doesn't get it. One day she burned
three thousand calories. She fell asleep while the brownies were
in the oven. Face, But she does try. She doesn't
(38:18):
crutches twice a day. Captain in the morning and Nestle
and my.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
They kind of rocked themselves.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
I told her, you need to adopt a healthier lifestyle.
So she parked the car and went inside to get
the donuts instead of using the drive through.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
It's not working.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Hold on a second, Joe NRD. Now these women are
all on a weight lost journey.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Correct, fat lot of good.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
It'll do them.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I just came up with that, Jackie.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
I think this material is a little insensitive. Now I
think you need to go in another direction.
Speaker 14 (38:56):
Oh come on, JB. Yet, now you tell me why
didn't you stop me sooner?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Well, I was on the phone, a god called me
about my sin and car warrny.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'm stealing.
Speaker 14 (39:08):
Back to the drawing board. But this is a good start.
So when's the gig in an hour? I guess I'll
have to wing it.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
They're gonna eat you alive.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Oh that's it cannibal joke.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
JB.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You are a laftavor light.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I can't read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (39:31):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Oh sird I feel so.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
H good morning is it makes you on the rady
(40:29):
over just getting vid a knocking in stations in here
joined us on our fun with hair day as will
and pleanging.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
A James class. Yes, ma'am's's Mss Campbell. Yes are you
doing today? I'm pretty good? You the one that works
down there to have salon?
Speaker 13 (40:47):
I yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah? Well I uh they gave me your name and
number said you was you would might be able to
help me. Okay, I was wondering. Uh, they said that
you you might could do this for me. I was wondering,
could I come in there and get a hair do
one day? This? Well?
Speaker 13 (41:01):
Well, sure, do you have the number to the salon
in Winston?
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Well yeah, I called them and they gave me your
number because I had asked for you pacifically and they
said you was off today.
Speaker 13 (41:12):
Yeah, I am off today. I'll be back to work
tomorrow nine to six.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yes, ma'am. Before I I can, I just ask you
something right quick and I won't bother it no longer.
For sure.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
I was.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
I was wondering, do y'all do any kind of real
wild looking hat? That's like, you know, half of like
half of your head one color and half the other.
Speaker 13 (41:30):
Well, I've never actually done that. I mean, I do
all kinds of color and foil highlights. But I'm sure
if you you know, the best thing I usually tell
people is bring a picture in. If you have a
picture of something that you want to look like, yes, ma'am,
it might bridge the gap of communication and then we'd
be able to, you know, go from there.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yes, ma'am, I was thinking I might do that. I
got a picture. I have a magazine of a it's
like a person that had the hair like that. I
won't tell you now this may sound kind of crazy.
I'm a man, uh huh, but I dresses like a warmer.
Speaker 13 (42:02):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Is that all right? Well that's your yes, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (42:06):
I mean that's your business. I don't have anything to
do with.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
That, yes, ma'am. Well, I always had a problem with that,
you know. But it's just since I was a little boy,
I always want to be a girl and everything, and people,
you know, they always made fun of me and everything.
But I but uh, you know, they don't bother me
too much about it no more. When I come in,
you know, I'll be wearing a dress and.
Speaker 13 (42:22):
Everything, and use your hair long or is it sure?
Speaker 5 (42:25):
It's long? Right now?
Speaker 13 (42:26):
It's long, ma'am. Do you have ethnic here?
Speaker 5 (42:30):
What? Now?
Speaker 13 (42:30):
Do you have ethnic here?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Uh? Huh, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Huh Okay, do you have it chemically relaxed?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
No, ma'am. You probably would have to do that too.
Speaker 13 (42:39):
Okay, Well, I don't really do relaxer, but I can
recommend someone that I work with. I do color and
palms and cutting, but it's a little bit different thing
when you get into relaxing hair. But I will be
more than happy to refer you to someone in the salon.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Well, could you do it? If I didn't do that?
Relax and do it?
Speaker 13 (42:58):
Yeah? When was your last real treatment?
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Just about two months ago? I was getting kind of,
you know, back, like it.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
Was a little bit Yeah, And do you want me
to color in your hair? I probably would need about
two hours if you could.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Oh, I got all day. I got plenty of money too.
But I was just thinking I would like to have
it like maybe like a kind of a red on
one side and green like right down the middle. You
just have it, you know? Oh? Really does that sound
kind of funny? Did you?
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Well?
Speaker 13 (43:24):
I've never done that before. And to be honest with you,
I don't know if we even have color that will
create green hair a night.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You got some other kind of real wire looking colored.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
Well, we have plenty of selection in the reds. Reds
are popular this year, ma'am, But as far as green goes,
I do not know, and I don't know. I wouldn't
feel comfortable attempting that because I've never done it before.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yes, ma'am. Do y'all do y'all got somebody that do
nails too? Oh?
Speaker 13 (43:50):
Yeah, we we're a full service line. We have nails
and pedicure and mathemassage and facials, gift. You can just
about have anything you want done. It's a wonderful salne
uh huh.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Well, how much of them? Massage is called.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
A full volume massage. I think it's an hour long,
and I want to say, I see I'm new, I've
just started there, hu, But I think it starts at
fifty dollars an hour.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Fifty dollars an hour?
Speaker 13 (44:16):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Could you pay them just to do like, you know,
ten or fifteen minutes?
Speaker 13 (44:20):
Well, I think they do a half hour massage, which
is thirty.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Five Yes, ma'am, So you might as well go and stay.
Speaker 13 (44:25):
Hour every well, you might as well. I have had
many massages and they're wonderful.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yes, it's talk about food body that's all over.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Yeah. They massage everything from your feet to your head
really so it's great. But if you want to come
out of the line, you can pick up a brush
worse man, and it tells you just about everything that
we do. The prices to, you know, say in a
little bit better.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Uh huh. Well, I show you appreciate it, and I
would like to you know, I'm gonna get the food
treatment when I come down. I think i'll get the
hair doe and the fanger nails and what you called
a toenail.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
What you call that pure?
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yes, ma'am. And that full body message sound real good.
I mean every single part of your body they do that.
Speaker 13 (45:05):
Oh yeah, and it's a very professional atmosphere. You don't
have anything to worry about, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
What is your name?
Speaker 5 (45:12):
T Rison?
Speaker 13 (45:12):
Okay? Uh huh okay, Well I will look forward to
meeting you.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Get for him my show, do appreciate, Okay, I have
a good day now one.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
Uh you know, I noticed Willie Pey's hair NEAs relaxing
because it's a little nervous.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Go ahead, let's get ready.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
To Good Morning, got the big show on the radio. Well,
last week we met Connor Stroud, a twenty five year
old kid that Jackie got to meet the man David.
Both of them are being inducted into Rutherford County Sports
Hall of Fame here in North Carolina. And this kid
is a wheelchair tennis player and man, we got him
(45:54):
up on the John Boy and Billy Facebook page looking
for sponsors. He's already accomplished so much in a dream.
He wants to be in the Peril Olympic Olympics coming
up in Los Angeles that will be in twenty eight Yes,
all right, so you got to plan ahead for these things.
So if y'all could you like to be involved with
(46:14):
Connor and us, just go to the John Boy and
Billy Facebook page and check it out. I'm telling you
about so, say the sharps here. The Summer Olympics was
last summer. Let's say, well, let's get the Lucy R
and Ricky b some things up for us then, But
first let me tell you what we're gonna play for
on Beat the Blonde in minutes from right now. It's
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it was last summer. Here we go. Welcome to so
(46:59):
say this sh so commentary on the events of the
day with your host the Sharks.
Speaker 14 (47:04):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
Haven't heard that, said Sir Hoodey boon Ah. Well, the
Olympics were finally over, had done too soon. I knowed
for the get go it was going to be obays.
Speaker 14 (47:23):
Youre talking about them opening ceremonies, the Last Supper. If
Jesus was Rue Paul, What the hell did Wringling Brothers
leave the Freak Show door unlocked?
Speaker 7 (47:34):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco. True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they don't really do. They put them all in
boats and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 14 (47:48):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day On to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
keep over.
Speaker 14 (48:00):
Earl eat a damn steak sandwich. Once in a while,
you ain't less than a dust bunny. And just when
you thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted
athlete Snoop Dog with the Olympic doobie chair thicker.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
And then it was time for sports. Got to see
some fellow dressed as a girl put some poor real
girl and the Olympics.
Speaker 14 (48:22):
That's called sport and dothing that's called You better hope
the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 7 (48:27):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights,
but we were both watching the Day of the break
bits and called petition.
Speaker 14 (48:34):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe used to put
you off to Jim floryd spinning like the twister arrow, but.
Speaker 14 (48:47):
They did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 7 (48:52):
Whatever you say, boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pats and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diet Cola.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 14 (49:00):
Them little Asian critters man, they had it going on.
Not only are they a wizard math, they can flat
bust the move. It was nice to see all these
young people up there keeping dance alive, popping and locking
and what all to beat the band?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
What back to the love?
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (49:17):
And then it was Australia's turn, and out walks this
middle aged gal dressed like a country club bus boy.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
Oh boy, that boy was she confident all acted smugs,
strutting a ride light. She'd been studying Ric Flair's entrance.
Speaker 14 (49:34):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
But then it came time to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
What was her name again?
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Rachel Good went by the name of ray.
Speaker 14 (49:43):
Gun, Raygun, perfect Scottie set Fathers to suck.
Speaker 7 (49:51):
She was pretty, pettiphul beautiful nothing.
Speaker 14 (49:53):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken, bad,
flipping in the flopping around the flo like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
It was like a seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads look like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 14 (50:15):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three Stoogia. He'd lay on his
side and holler, mold Larry chee and run in a
circle on the floor.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
Yeah, and then she ended with that leg up in
the air and her hands like claws like a housewife
tried to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 14 (50:34):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
So now they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Save bet.
Speaker 14 (50:52):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team.
Speaker 7 (50:57):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defafaic.
Speaker 14 (51:00):
Ancient should be the city's motto, leave a pile with
a smile.
Speaker 7 (51:05):
So until next time, I'm Lucy.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
And I'm Ricky, and so say the sharps.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
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Speaker 2 (51:17):
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