September 24, 2024 • 36 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater fills us in on her latest list of What to Watch.. - After an impressive win by the Carolina Panthers, we celebrate with their original rejected rally song.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage stops by to fill us in on this weekend's Baby Festival.. - John Boy shows off his knowledge of classic TV Show themes.. - Terry Hanson checks in from his couch in St. Louis to deliver his Sports Briefs.. - Sherman Pratt explains why he should have a Pet Monkey.. - and Ike Turner responds to a letter from a guy who was canned by a Mama’s Boy Boss…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, hey listener.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
My name is man only.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I ain't a motivational speaker.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I am thirty five years old. I am right divorced.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
And every morning I listen to Young Boy and Billy
on the Big Show when I wake up in a
van the river, go on and laugh and leave the
radio work.
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Rock do do?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Y'all get on in here with this Tuesday morning Big
Show broadcast one for the books, still celebrating our Carolina Panthers.
Win So started with a lunch celebration yesterday and went
downhill from there uphill as far as a victory on
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the sheet. Put one under the wo right, we do
not have the worst record in the NFL. And we
led for the first time in something like two hundred
and fifty seven days, twenty some hours.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
They had a clock on it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I bet, but alright, good deal, go red rifle got
us Andy Dawton. I told them all right, after that
first drive they drove down or touchdown.
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I told her wife stick kids over watching.
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I said, all right, look that we're going to the promo,
going to Disneyland. Look wonderful at least, we'll go to
the playoffs first and then we'll worry about the Super
all right, the biggest turnaround in NFL history. We'll be
talking to all our sports guys Hansen before we get
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Man tomorrow in the eight o'clock hour.
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he was like fourteen to two. Then it went like
maybe eight and six, eight and seven.
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Last week. Then maybe you are Tom's cooler. I might be. Yeah,
I know, So I'm gonna tell him.
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I'll go the other way this weekend on to see
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start categories. September twenty fourth, nineteen sixty eight, the very
first sixty minutes debuted on CBS TV. All right, sixty eight,
we will to eighty four. Edi Leon and Delphine Krai
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finished history's longest kiss in Chicago. A couple kiss for
seventeen days, ten and a half hours, then celebrated their
new record.
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How do you think they did it? No, with a kiss.
I know what you would have done and all that.
You know, that's seventeen seventeen.
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and a half hours.
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Worse than you.
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Thought, Yeah, it was lot worse.
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agreement with the National Postal Service, became one of the
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first batches of twenty thousand stamps were printed with a
sticky side on the front instead of.
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The back roll.
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It was of the faulty stamps were recalled and destroyed.
Some made it into circulation and private collections.
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Ike Turner downsized by Mama's Boy, Search for Key.
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We're downsized in the big box and the big show.
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you know if.
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Acting out on the other side.
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Good morning, waking up on Tuesday, September twenty four.
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I got it. That's a good thing. Let's getting to
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Today's episode Herman and the iPad as our story opens.
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Marlene Glickman is on the phone in her.
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Apartments tomorrow morning. Why is it taking so long? Oh,
never mind, I'll deal with it. Thanks, good boy.
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Dad.
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Where are you?
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I'm in the bathro Smadi. Are you okay?
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You need help?
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I'm on a toilet something I've been doing my whole life.
I think I got the hang of it.
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Well.
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I just talked to the supervisor at your apartment building.
He says, your power is going to be out till
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the night here with me. When the power comes back on,
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Is that okay?
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I hate to be a bother.
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Yeah, not a bother.
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You can sleep in the spare bedroom. I've got everything
you need. We got power, we got food.
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You know what I could really use right now?
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On thosepaper Okay, I don't get the paper anymore.
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What what kind of pyson doesn't read the paper in
the morning?
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Look, I do read it, but on my iPad. Do
you know how to use an iPad?
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Oh?
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I find Flintston a car an iPad. I'll bring it
to you.
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Sit tight, okay, I.
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Is the door locked.
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You don't need to come in, just sliding under the door.
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Okay, okay, all right, here it comes.
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You should have pushed a little hard.
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Yeah, I got it.
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I got it.
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Dad.
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You okay?
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In there?
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Fine, sweetie. This iPad thing is great. That spider on
the floor never know.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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It's gonna be a minute. That blonde across the alley.
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Just tune in again next time. Or hear the crusty
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning. It's a big sean the radio world until.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Your Tuesday, mister, Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good
morning everybody. It's mister here for some hum.
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Good morning, mister, Good morning, Randy. Say you buy for Hume?
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes? Actually? Yes?
What about the blouse? I laid it out last night.
This is something my mother, my mother says, you know,
just like you like it? And quick? Thanks mom? Now
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I'll make you laugh. What do you call a cow
that lives in an igloo? An Eski mood.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid.
The other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera malfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
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Why because the line was busy? Are there blood banks
in England?
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Uh?
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I don't get that answer, mate, You don't know, do
you know?
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We don't know.
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I don't either.
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But there's a Liverpool.
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And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
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What you haul?
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That's a baby sheep?
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You've been buying Jagermeister again.
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No, but that's not a bad idea.
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Now, this is the story of Zeba Dayah, a farmer
who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Pullets roosters sounded kind of weird too. Yeah, the roosters
they got me concentrating. It was their job to fertilize
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the eggs. See when a rooster likes a hen very
very much.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
Zeb kept careful records in any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing hit set on
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the porch and fill out efficiency report simply by listening
to the bell.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
He was, too rooster.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all. So he went to investigate, Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And who can blame that?
Speaker 11 (16:02):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring in his what beak?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh, his little rooster lips? How does he go back
if his mouth is full?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Ring? Hit sneak up on a pullet, Get busy and
walk on to the next one.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Huh Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that
he entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was
an overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the No Bell
Peace Prize and the Pullet Surprise.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Pullet Surprise.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Yeah, get out, I'm getting I'm mister Rubarb saying I'm
mister Rubarb.
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Hey my blouse, fuck you. Good morning. You got the
big shoe on the radio. More chance if you to
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is your old pals.
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You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
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They're big show.
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Woe.
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There's funny I Gary.
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On Pete, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
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There's a quick reminder John Boy's wonderful Thing number one
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Nice little marble just built somewhere around it there. Loved
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I want to see how pearl was going off. We'll
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in minutes. We're at now from the desk and Tatler
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Taman news is what too much? Here's my Saylor Thank you.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Fox Office review from the weekend. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice, Tim Burton
sequel to Beetlejuice remained at number one for the third
straight week.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right third.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
The animated flick Transformers one opened up in second place
this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
I actually saw a trailer for that. It's the kind
of animation they would use for like toy story. So
it's not as bad as I had in Vision cartoons
going yeah right.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Cool, kids love it. So the horror flick Speak No
Evil drop from second place to third place. Never Let Go,
a thriller starring Halleberry, debuted in fourth place.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Not so good.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
The Substance of Horror Flick starring Demi Moore premiered a
sixth place and the fifth place going back up. Dead
Pool Wolverine still hanging up there in the top five.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Now Demi Moore had the Bird.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
The older ones are starting to do some horror movies.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I guess the romantic megad business.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
And I know where you're trying to go with that.
But it's work, right, it's work. That's a ninth week
by the way for Deadpool Wolverine. That's staying up there
in the top five, all right. Coming out this weekend,
The Wild Robot. It's a PG rated movie. And its
computer animated has the voices of Lupita I can't pronounce
her last name, and Pedro Pascal. You know. Yeah. After
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a shipwreck, an intelligent robot called Roz is stranded on
an uninhabited island to survive the harsh environment. Ros bonds
with the islands animals and cares for an orphaned baby goose.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Why that sounds awful?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
That is what the PR team came up with. Also
coming out this weekend or this Friday, Mega La Poulis.
I'm saying it's a sci fi drama starring Adam Driver
and Aubrey Plaza. After a shipwreck, an intelligent robot called ros.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Brother.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
I have no idea, but that's coming out Friday, so
check it out. You've got a smartphone.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Week?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
What's Trey this week? Flipped my page.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Back to.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Robot Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Remember Ellen DeGeneres has her final stand up special and
it is on Netflix this premiere this week.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
She's angry. Well, she's just going with it, you know, jobs.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
The rumors about her show ending. Apparently she addresses that
she was not nice, even though she told everybody to
be nice. That's the rumor, and that's what she addresses
this dead evolution of the black quarterback is on Prime Video.
It's a documentary. It's a limited series. There's three episodes
or three parts. It's a three part Darky stock You
series follows retired NFL pro quarterback Michael Vick as he
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travels across America to explore the history and the impact
of black quarterbacks on and off the field. They talk
with Patrick Mahomes, there's Cam Newton as well as other
known quarterbacks, plus commentary from celebrities and other football stars.
So that is interesting of it the football fans. Let's
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see one more. We Were Kings Netflix. It's a boxing
documentary about the nineteen seventy four World heavyweight championship out
between defending champion George Foreman and the underdog challenger Mohammad Ali.
And that's on Netflix, right, And hey, I'll get back
to you on Megalopolis. Stay tuned.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Well, that's good as a winner. That's by John Boy
Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out that the first
Olympic athlete. No, that's what we're finding out here in
just a second gun. Last week we oh, no, I
mean yesterday? Oh is that?
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Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
It was Wales Fargo.
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Man, right, that's right, Yeah, eighteen hundreds. Wells Fargo posted
a list of non rules about it. Good.
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We went through all of them. You could bring these,
but you weren't all not allowed to use them for fun.
And that was remember that that was your your guns guns.
This is what that was.
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All right, Well, here we go, moving on today's John
Boy Jeopardy. If you're in the average, you are caring
about twenty one hundred of these around with you everywhere
you go.
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What are a not used COVID masks?
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It seems like a lot, but you got ready over here,
I possible, I'm still overflow.
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Ah right, what y'all got one?
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The shot a motor speedway right now, yeahs live across America.
It's John Boy jepany wo and now your host.
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Pretty much everywhere he goes he's carrying around twenty one
hundred wonderful things.
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He's John going Hey one hundred and eighteen. If you're
keep the coming.
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Let's say hey to Michael out of ware Shoals, South Carolina.
Good morning, Michael. Hello, Hello buddy, you got first shot
at it this morning.
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Michael.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
If you're in the average, you're caring about twenty one
hundred of these around with you everywhere you go.
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I'm gonna go with a thought, ideas.
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Ideas a thought twenty one hundred thoughts rolling around in
Michael's head.
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Let's see. Oh no, wait, checked, you do not have
that many, Michael.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Maybe you don't have that.
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I like keeping space up there for other things, right,
Why don't we appreciate you playing?
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Buddy? Try again, have a great day down wear shouls, buddy, y'all?
All right, mate.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Alex is in Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Alex boy.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Hello buddy, you are up next? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Twenty one hundred of these if you're in the average, Alex,
you're carrying around with you, not false or ideas.
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What have you got? I'm getty. I'd have to say,
photos in a phone, I'll take a lot of pictures.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, So the average would have twenty one hundred photos
with them, You got it, Alex, I need to check
and see how many.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's wow, man.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
And I found, you know, working on people's iPhones over
the years. You know, sometimes I have to recover their photos,
and so I kind of go through woman, you know,
but I have found that mostly men collect pictures of
price tags, bent nails, and other examples of men's bad work.
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We're women. It's all kids and flowers and people and
stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (27:17):
I made Joe landscapes, and I've told you before John
Boy has a really good eye for photography.
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The label thing is so that they can blow it
up and read what.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Was on the Yeah. Sure, so that's a lot of
Oh you're very familiar with that.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Yeah, because I just happened to have photos that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We're leave it there, Alex.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Congratulations, buddy, mount all the Piggles prize back, head down
to Jacksonville for you.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
Like you say, I'm a first time caller, a long
time listening to dumb boys.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
All right, man, proud of you, Alex, thank you, you
go ahead.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
I just want to give a shout out all my
buddy down there. The minister society grew.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
All right, body appreciate you and your buds listening to
the big show all right as a plan jumping out,
catching you up on your news. We're celebrating the Panthers victory.
The song you want to sing along the piano? Good morning,
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it's a big show on AL radio. Well yeah, our
hometown team shouting North Carolina and the NFL, the Carolina
Panthers not in their first victory. And how many years
have been seven, eight, thirty year of the franchise. You're
looking at a whay. You're listening to a thirty year
ps L holder. So let's celebrate. Huh think you was
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this rally song? That was but then to us when
the Panets were looking for a fight song, we first
formed right down the street.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So sing along are you.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
In sou.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Just cold.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
North and South.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Char Oh don't.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Mean when okay.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Crept parks rolls the eyes and those who see the
close park read.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's like going to church and sitting next to the Backsliders.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Good morning, it's a big sea on a radio for
your Tuesday morning in September twenty fourth. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal Sleep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning,
John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. All right, so
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what's on tap this week? I'm glad you asked, John Boy.
This weekend we're celebrating the great American tradition of babies. Well,
it's not just American babies are kind of a global thing.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
I had not heard that. Look, I've only got five minutes.
Would you like to discuss semantics after the interview?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Sure, we'll do this. Thanks for understanding, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Yes, babies are everywhere, but let's face it, American babies
are the best, the cutest, the funniest, and the smartest.
And this weekend we're telling the world with the second
annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Ah, I'll bet the parade is gonna be special. You
can say that again, John Boy. I'll bet the parade
is gonna be special. The toddling trumpeteers will be leading
the way. Is that exactly what it sounds like. It's
a herd of two year old trumpet empressarios.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Wow, what do they play?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Well?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
They were playing an assortment of lullabies, but they kept
falling asleep, so we switched to disco.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know, I'm something of a trumpet player myself.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
The Shriners will be there, dressed in bonnets and bibs
and their little cars decked out like strollers. As John
Boy would say, neat well it is nick Parents will
get a chance to show off their baby's sports prowess.
There will be baby races sponsored by pint sized Pete's
Puny piercings and toddler tattoos. And don't miss the high
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stakes drama of pablum wrestling. Watch Junior throw hands in
his preschool opponent, all in a pool of lukewarm pablum
provided by Pablo's Pablom barn An the Illegal Alien Naturalization Center.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Wait a second. In having babies, grappling and pablum dangerous,
every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 10 (33:35):
And speaking of pooper, John Boy, the Guinness folks will
be on hand as pert Moxley, a dismal Seepage native,
will attempt to set the world record for changing one
hundred dirty diapers in five minutes, sponsored by Stan Manley's
Nutty Fudge and Diaper Launderer. He deserves a metal no
matter what, true Dad, John Boy. And although it's all
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about babies, we can't leave out the moms from Lactation
Nation Wrestling Federation. We'll put on a great show on
Saturday afternoon. Poncho's provided for the first three rows ring side,
sponsored by Aunt Tatter's Jugs.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh Plenty Dairy Barn. I assume this was your idea.
Hell yeah, finally get a chance to use my favorite line,
I'll have what the kids having?
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Does your wife think that's funny? Maury Povitch will be
hosting a special edition of.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
Who the Baby Daddy is sponsored by but and the
Oven Bakery and Pregnancy Testing. And after that, on Saturday
night is the Big Concert by the Little Roxels, a
Toddler tribute band playing all the great songs you grew
up with.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Let me tell you something. They do a cover of
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith that will blow your.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Socks off, and the icing on the cake is Joe
Biden will be on hand to sniff all your kids.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Was it hard to find a Joe Biden impersonator personator?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's the real deal.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
I mean, what the hell else does he have to do?
And he jumped at the chance too. He's even coming
to town a few days early to scope out the.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Talent of when all these babies crawling around Dismal Seepage
are any of them yours?
Speaker 10 (35:14):
So come on down loud to the big second annual
Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
If you miss that, don't go crying to your mommy.
Did Mary Povitch call you?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
We should go to hell?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
By the heat of the londer man vent leaving this
and then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know,
kind of hot set up, leaving a soul hot in
the waters of the Medulla. Oblong Ga with John Boy
and Billy on the big show.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Like that one.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
John boyh
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, hey listener.
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My name is man only.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I ain't a motivational speaker.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I am thirty five years old. I am right divorced.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
And every morning I listen to Young Boy and Billy
on the Big Show when I wake up in a
van the river, go on and laugh and leave the
radio work.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Rock do do?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Y'all get on in here with this Tuesday morning Big
Show broadcast one for the books, still celebrating our Carolina Panthers.
Win So started with a lunch celebration yesterday and went
downhill from there uphill as far as a victory on
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the sheet. Put one under the wo right, we do
not have the worst record in the NFL. And we
led for the first time in something like two hundred
and fifty seven days, twenty some hours.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
They had a clock on it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I bet, but alright, good deal, go red rifle got
us Andy Dawton. I told them all right, after that
first drive they drove down or touchdown.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I told her wife stick kids over watching.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I said, all right, look that we're going to the promo,
going to Disneyland. Look wonderful at least, we'll go to
the playoffs first and then we'll worry about the Super
all right, the biggest turnaround in NFL history. We'll be
talking to all our sports guys Hansen before we get
out of here this morning in a final hour, pack
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Man tomorrow in the eight o'clock hour.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Then let me say handsy to Packer.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, Tom Sorens and our NFL guru who We're gonna
have to have a little talk with Tom. Ever since
I started putting a dollar on his bicks first weekend,
he was like fourteen to two. Then it went like
maybe eight and six, eight and seven.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Last week. Then maybe you are Tom's cooler. I might be. Yeah,
I know, So I'm gonna tell him.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'll go the other way this weekend on to see
if it works about brings him back. Just a few
wins out of the losses, y'all get checked out for
yourself out of them. Up the John bo Billy Facebook page.
Is that what you sent me, Tayter when me and
Butler was travling me and Jojo was traveling.
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Son Yep, yep, Butler, Yeah, my tech guy trying to
pull up you can't find it. I'm like, uh, it worked,
all right. Listen to the John Boe Billy Facebook page.
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Would you lose like fourteen dollars?
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Little, I'll sit down added up?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, it was probably really more like, you know, three
or four bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's not the money what is affordable to the rest
of us.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes, it's the money. Oh right, we got three days
in this we saved up. Listen, get our winning begin
and get the first prize. Pick out Big Shoe's on
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Speaker 3 (03:48):
You ready for saying this morning tainer?
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I am all right, baby, I'm believing you.
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Right Thanks to you, John, Thank you baby. You say
you better hope your neighbors aren't. Don't you want to
say either? After that Rain has said that was bad.
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But now it's bad grammar.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All right, Well let's uh, let's get back, uh to
the things we know, like three dates in history that'll
start categories. September twenty fourth, nineteen sixty eight, the very
first sixty minutes debuted on CBS TV. All right, sixty eight,
we will to eighty four. Edi Leon and Delphine Krai
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finished history's longest kiss in Chicago. A couple kiss for
seventeen days, ten and a half hours, then celebrated their
new record.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
How do you think they did it? No, with a kiss.
I know what you would have done and all that.
You know, that's seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's seventeen days of four play tator, seventeen days, ten
and a half hours.
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Worse than you.
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Thought, Yeah, it was lot worse.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Two thousand and two, Howick Village, New Zealand, under an
agreement with the National Postal Service, became one of the
first towns to issue its own postage stamps. Unfortunately, the
first batches of twenty thousand stamps were printed with a
sticky side on the front instead of.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The back roll.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It was of the faulty stamps were recalled and destroyed.
Some made it into circulation and private collections.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Of course that would be neat for these stamped.
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There you go, three goutagores, ready to play for the
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Big show. You told free Line were ready.
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We'll do it next.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio feature
track for the big boxes.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, but they didn't run around together.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Ike Turner downsized by Mama's Boy, Search for Key.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We're downsized in the big box and the big show.
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Not coming right up.
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Ups, Let's play up theirs. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shon boy, Billy, he gave the prizes from
the big Prize. Let's go contested number one.
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This should be a lot of.
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Fun when you're playing out bust Haven, urry up and
guest time.
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But you love the best time. You have a big shots.
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Let's say head and Douglas from Maynard veill Can, I'll
say we.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Shot Good morning, Douglas, good morning. We're gonna be formal.
How are you, Dougie boy? What that one for you? Now?
You're already formal, Douglas. Okay, that's the most.
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Maynard Bill's about right right, day is long, But Douglas,
let's get you through this three categories and celebrate with
a happy heard prize bag.
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Here we go in five seconds. Three news shows, Ready
to go at nbtwe five three as good a right,
Douglas at the gate. Give us three things you can
do with your mouth? Ready go yes, oh, okay, suggestion
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you know if.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
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For the win. Three things you see at the post office?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Ready go, dance boxes and people. Good work, Dougless, big
old happy herd. Prize bag going to Maynardville for you.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I can't wait. I appreciate that, miss missus. Johnny Boy,
all right, buddy, you ain't gonna.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're gonna jump out, catch you up on you your news? Right, Hey,
we got to hear in the morning play house, not
m drive timers.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Acting out on the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good morning, waking up on Tuesday, September twenty four.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I got it. That's a good thing. Let's getting to
play house action. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
Today's episode Herman and the iPad as our story opens.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Marlene Glickman is on the phone in her.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Apartments tomorrow morning. Why is it taking so long? Oh,
never mind, I'll deal with it. Thanks, good boy.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm in the bathro Smadi. Are you okay?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
You need help?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm on a toilet something I've been doing my whole life.
I think I got the hang of it.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Well.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I just talked to the supervisor at your apartment building.
He says, your power is going to be out till
sometime in the morning. What don't worry. You can spend
the night here with me. When the power comes back on,
I'll take you home.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Is that okay?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I hate to be a bother.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, not a bother.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
You can sleep in the spare bedroom. I've got everything
you need. We got power, we got food.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You know what I could really use right now?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
On thosepaper Okay, I don't get the paper anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
What what kind of pyson doesn't read the paper in
the morning?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Look, I do read it, but on my iPad. Do
you know how to use an iPad?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I find Flintston a car an iPad. I'll bring it
to you.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Sit tight, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Can't do anything else right now?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Is the door locked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You don't need to come in, just sliding under the door.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Okay, okay, all right, here it comes.
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You got it.
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You should have pushed a little hard.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You okay?
Speaker 6 (11:35):
In there?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Fine, sweetie. This iPad thing is great. That spider on
the floor never know.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's gonna be a minute. That blonde across the alley.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Just tune in again next time. Or hear the crusty
old pair guy at the Apple store.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Good morning. It's a big sean the radio world until.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Your Tuesday, mister, Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good
morning everybody. It's mister here for some hum.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Good morning, mister, Good morning, Randy. Say you buy for Hume?
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes? Actually? Yes?
What about the blouse? I laid it out last night.
This is something my mother, my mother says, you know,
just like you like it? And quick? Thanks mom? Now
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I'll make you laugh. What do you call a cow
that lives in an igloo? An Eski mood.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid.
The other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera malfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
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Why because the line was busy? Are there blood banks
in England?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't get that answer, mate, You don't know, do
you know?
Speaker 10 (14:06):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 8 (14:18):
What you haul?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's a baby sheep?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You've been buying Jagermeister again.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
No, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
Now, this is the story of Zeba Dayah, a farmer
who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Pullets roosters sounded kind of weird too. Yeah, the roosters
they got me concentrating. It was their job to fertilize
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the eggs. See when a rooster likes a hen very
very much.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
Zeb kept careful records in any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing hit set on
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the porch and fill out efficiency report simply by listening
to the bell.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
He was, too rooster.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all. So he went to investigate, Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And who can blame that?
Speaker 11 (16:02):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring in his what beak?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh, his little rooster lips? How does he go back
if his mouth is full?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Ring? Hit sneak up on a pullet, Get busy and
walk on to the next one.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Huh Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that
he entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was
an overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the No Bell
Peace Prize and the Pullet Surprise.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Pullet Surprise.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Yeah, get out, I'm getting I'm mister Rubarb saying I'm
mister Rubarb.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Hey my blouse, fuck you. Good morning. You got the
big shoe on the radio. More chance if you to
win coming up at your news weather sports. Yeah, this
is your old pals.
Speaker 12 (17:03):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Lisbeth. I'm listening
to those two wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
down on that.
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They're big show.
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Woe.
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There's funny I Gary.
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On Pete, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
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There's a quick reminder John Boy's wonderful Thing number one
hundred and eighteen as of is that actual section of
the stone countertoid from the Master bathroom and one of
the Damn Hussein presidential bataces when I Buller's was chasing mccross,
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Check it out.
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Nice little marble just built somewhere around it there. Loved
the dog pearl gazing at it in the background.
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I want to see how pearl was going off. We'll
give it away this Friday, going in the final hour
of The Big Show. Check it out that your name
in the hat at the Big Show dot Com. Good morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Coming out.
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Taman news is what too much? Here's my Saylor Thank you.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Fox Office review from the weekend. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice, Tim Burton
sequel to Beetlejuice remained at number one for the third
straight week.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right third.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
The animated flick Transformers one opened up in second place
this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
I actually saw a trailer for that. It's the kind
of animation they would use for like toy story. So
it's not as bad as I had in Vision cartoons
going yeah right.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Cool, kids love it. So the horror flick Speak No
Evil drop from second place to third place. Never Let Go,
a thriller starring Halleberry, debuted in fourth place.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Not so good.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
The Substance of Horror Flick starring Demi Moore premiered a
sixth place and the fifth place going back up. Dead
Pool Wolverine still hanging up there in the top five.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Now Demi Moore had the Bird.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
The older ones are starting to do some horror movies.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I guess the romantic megad business.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
And I know where you're trying to go with that.
But it's work, right, it's work. That's a ninth week
by the way for Deadpool Wolverine. That's staying up there
in the top five, all right. Coming out this weekend,
The Wild Robot. It's a PG rated movie. And its
computer animated has the voices of Lupita I can't pronounce
her last name, and Pedro Pascal. You know. Yeah. After
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a shipwreck, an intelligent robot called Roz is stranded on
an uninhabited island to survive the harsh environment. Ros bonds
with the islands animals and cares for an orphaned baby goose.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Why that sounds awful?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
That is what the PR team came up with. Also
coming out this weekend or this Friday, Mega La Poulis.
I'm saying it's a sci fi drama starring Adam Driver
and Aubrey Plaza. After a shipwreck, an intelligent robot called ros.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Brother.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
I have no idea, but that's coming out Friday, so
check it out. You've got a smartphone.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Week?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
What's Trey this week? Flipped my page.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Back to.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Robot Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Remember Ellen DeGeneres has her final stand up special and
it is on Netflix this premiere this week.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
She's angry. Well, she's just going with it, you know, jobs.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
The rumors about her show ending. Apparently she addresses that
she was not nice, even though she told everybody to
be nice. That's the rumor, and that's what she addresses
this dead evolution of the black quarterback is on Prime Video.
It's a documentary. It's a limited series. There's three episodes
or three parts. It's a three part Darky stock You
series follows retired NFL pro quarterback Michael Vick as he
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travels across America to explore the history and the impact
of black quarterbacks on and off the field. They talk
with Patrick Mahomes, there's Cam Newton as well as other
known quarterbacks, plus commentary from celebrities and other football stars.
So that is interesting of it the football fans. Let's
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see one more. We Were Kings Netflix. It's a boxing
documentary about the nineteen seventy four World heavyweight championship out
between defending champion George Foreman and the underdog challenger Mohammad Ali.
And that's on Netflix, right, And hey, I'll get back
to you on Megalopolis. Stay tuned.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Well, that's good as a winner. That's by John Boy
Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out that the first
Olympic athlete. No, that's what we're finding out here in
just a second gun. Last week we oh, no, I
mean yesterday? Oh is that?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
It was Wales Fargo.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Man, right, that's right, Yeah, eighteen hundreds. Wells Fargo posted
a list of non rules about it. Good.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
We went through all of them. You could bring these,
but you weren't all not allowed to use them for fun.
And that was remember that that was your your guns guns.
This is what that was.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
All right, Well, here we go, moving on today's John
Boy Jeopardy. If you're in the average, you are caring
about twenty one hundred of these around with you everywhere
you go.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What are a not used COVID masks?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It seems like a lot, but you got ready over here,
I possible, I'm still overflow.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Ah right, what y'all got one?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free across America. We
played John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning.
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It's a big showing the radio.
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Wither to your Tuesdays September to twenty four.
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These feature track from the Big Show bid Box.
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That's a keyword downside.
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There were ten thousand tracks you choose from at the
bid box at Big Show dot Com.
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Brought you by the Mang of America.
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Rope was four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
The shot a motor speedway right now, yeahs live across America.
It's John Boy jepany wo and now your host.
Speaker 13 (24:59):
Pretty much everywhere he goes he's carrying around twenty one
hundred wonderful things.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He's John going Hey one hundred and eighteen. If you're
keep the coming.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Let's say hey to Michael out of ware Shoals, South Carolina.
Good morning, Michael. Hello, Hello buddy, you got first shot
at it this morning.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Michael.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
If you're in the average, you're caring about twenty one
hundred of these around with you everywhere you go.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
I'm gonna go with a thought, ideas.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Ideas a thought twenty one hundred thoughts rolling around in
Michael's head.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Let's see. Oh no, wait, checked, you do not have
that many, Michael.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Maybe you don't have that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I like keeping space up there for other things, right,
Why don't we appreciate you playing?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Buddy? Try again, have a great day down wear shouls, buddy, y'all?
All right, mate.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Alex is in Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Alex boy.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Hello buddy, you are up next? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Twenty one hundred of these if you're in the average, Alex,
you're carrying around with you, not false or ideas.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
What have you got? I'm getty. I'd have to say,
photos in a phone, I'll take a lot of pictures.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, So the average would have twenty one hundred photos
with them, You got it, Alex, I need to check
and see how many.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's wow, man.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
And I found, you know, working on people's iPhones over
the years. You know, sometimes I have to recover their photos,
and so I kind of go through woman, you know,
but I have found that mostly men collect pictures of
price tags, bent nails, and other examples of men's bad work.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
We're women. It's all kids and flowers and people and
stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (27:17):
I made Joe landscapes, and I've told you before John
Boy has a really good eye for photography.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
The label thing is so that they can blow it
up and read what.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Was on the Yeah. Sure, so that's a lot of
Oh you're very familiar with that.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Yeah, because I just happened to have photos that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We're leave it there, Alex.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Congratulations, buddy, mount all the Piggles prize back, head down
to Jacksonville for you.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
Like you say, I'm a first time caller, a long
time listening to dumb boys.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
All right, man, proud of you, Alex, thank you, you
go ahead.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
I just want to give a shout out all my
buddy down there. The minister society grew.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
All right, body appreciate you and your buds listening to
the big show all right as a plan jumping out,
catching you up on your news. We're celebrating the Panthers victory.
The song you want to sing along the piano? Good morning,
(28:57):
it's a big show on AL radio. Well yeah, our
hometown team shouting North Carolina and the NFL, the Carolina
Panthers not in their first victory. And how many years
have been seven, eight, thirty year of the franchise. You're
looking at a whay. You're listening to a thirty year
ps L holder. So let's celebrate. Huh think you was
(29:21):
this rally song? That was but then to us when
the Panets were looking for a fight song, we first
formed right down the street.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So sing along are you.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
In sou.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Just cold.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
North and South.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Char Oh don't.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Mean when okay.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Crept parks rolls the eyes and those who see the
close park read.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's like going to church and sitting next to the Backsliders.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Good morning, it's a big sea on a radio for
your Tuesday morning in September twenty fourth. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal Sleep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning,
John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. All right, so
(31:45):
what's on tap this week? I'm glad you asked, John Boy.
This weekend we're celebrating the great American tradition of babies. Well,
it's not just American babies are kind of a global thing.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
I had not heard that. Look, I've only got five minutes.
Would you like to discuss semantics after the interview?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Sure, we'll do this. Thanks for understanding, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Yes, babies are everywhere, but let's face it, American babies
are the best, the cutest, the funniest, and the smartest.
And this weekend we're telling the world with the second
annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Ah, I'll bet the parade is gonna be special. You
can say that again, John Boy. I'll bet the parade
is gonna be special. The toddling trumpeteers will be leading
the way. Is that exactly what it sounds like. It's
a herd of two year old trumpet empressarios.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Wow, what do they play?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Well?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
They were playing an assortment of lullabies, but they kept
falling asleep, so we switched to disco.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know, I'm something of a trumpet player myself.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
The Shriners will be there, dressed in bonnets and bibs
and their little cars decked out like strollers. As John
Boy would say, neat well it is nick Parents will
get a chance to show off their baby's sports prowess.
There will be baby races sponsored by pint sized Pete's
Puny piercings and toddler tattoos. And don't miss the high
(33:13):
stakes drama of pablum wrestling. Watch Junior throw hands in
his preschool opponent, all in a pool of lukewarm pablum
provided by Pablo's Pablom barn An the Illegal Alien Naturalization Center.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Wait a second. In having babies, grappling and pablum dangerous,
every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 10 (33:35):
And speaking of pooper, John Boy, the Guinness folks will
be on hand as pert Moxley, a dismal Seepage native,
will attempt to set the world record for changing one
hundred dirty diapers in five minutes, sponsored by Stan Manley's
Nutty Fudge and Diaper Launderer. He deserves a metal no
matter what, true Dad, John Boy. And although it's all
(33:56):
about babies, we can't leave out the moms from Lactation
Nation Wrestling Federation. We'll put on a great show on
Saturday afternoon. Poncho's provided for the first three rows ring side,
sponsored by Aunt Tatter's Jugs.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh Plenty Dairy Barn. I assume this was your idea.
Hell yeah, finally get a chance to use my favorite line,
I'll have what the kids having?
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Does your wife think that's funny? Maury Povitch will be
hosting a special edition of.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
Who the Baby Daddy is sponsored by but and the
Oven Bakery and Pregnancy Testing. And after that, on Saturday
night is the Big Concert by the Little Roxels, a
Toddler tribute band playing all the great songs you grew
up with.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Let me tell you something. They do a cover of
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith that will blow your.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Socks off, and the icing on the cake is Joe
Biden will be on hand to sniff all your kids.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Was it hard to find a Joe Biden impersonator personator?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's the real deal.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
I mean, what the hell else does he have to do?
And he jumped at the chance too. He's even coming
to town a few days early to scope out the.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Talent of when all these babies crawling around Dismal Seepage
are any of them yours?
Speaker 10 (35:14):
So come on down loud to the big second annual
Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
If you miss that, don't go crying to your mommy.
Did Mary Povitch call you?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
We should go to hell?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
By the heat of the londer man vent leaving this
and then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know,
kind of hot set up, leaving a soul hot in
the waters of the Medulla. Oblong Ga with John Boy
and Billy on the big show.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Like that one.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
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