August 26, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we'll have an early show visit from Stan Higgins (a.k.a.: Mr. Pop-In).. - Tater recaps the weekend box office and assigns a new assignment of What to Watch.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage has a questionable festival planned for the weekend - this time it’s a rodeo - sort of… - Astronerd tortures us with more of his stand-up comedy jokes.. - Mark Packer dials up the heat with his Southern Fried Football report on the latest drama in the NCAA.. - We'll get in touch with Raiford’s softer side, with a request for his poem about “older dogs”.. - and Comedian Ritch Shydner joins us for an unusual story from the news…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
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I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah, the Big Show.
It's big saying bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
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Cocker doodle do.
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Well.
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The sun just came up in here, right, what are
you doing? I love over down the wall turning the
lights up. I love those bulbs.
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Right well, I thought I was like having a head problem.
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Then when the son really comes up, we'll walk outside.
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The company's put in some kind of automation that is
keeping us from wasting power.
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It is Tuesday morning, August twenty six. Glad you with
us here? National days. Look at a National cherry popsicle Day,
National Got checked Day?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What let's say, all.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Right, breast cancer awareness kind of thing you're supposed to
ask other ladies you get have you gotten checked?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Right? That awareness? Okay, thank you? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
It is also Women's Equality Day or are not equal yet?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Are you y'all?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Y'all isn't me or third person?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Okay, then uh, let's see you. You've got the right
to vote and it's so Susan B. Anthony Day in
Massachusetts and.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You drove here go women forgiving me right? There is
National Dog Day? All right? Are they equal yet?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
There's a line here, but I was crossing.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Women and dogs a man, It's just great. Can you
imagine your life without women or dogs? Easy? Fine line there?
You know?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
This past weekend was clear the shelters in North Carolina
and they did phenomenal the stay North Carolina, and I
hope that it was I hope that it was in
other states as well.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, yes, how does that work? They just lower the
standards of ownership?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, no, they wave, they wave, they waved, lower the standards.
You know, I see where you're going with that. But
you know that most most the shelters, you know, either
lowered their adoption fees or wave the fees altogether, and
also gave like you know, care packages. So it's kind
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of like everything they can do to help you take
on the pet yes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Good and it was a success.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It was a success that our and Charlotte a very
huge success.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, we're overrun.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I mean, and you know what the scary thing
is is they so they cleared like, you know, one
hundred kennels, and I guarantee you by you know, Tuesday,
half them will be full again.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It's like, yeah, kind of happened like that with that
movie one hundred and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, it is important to to.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your pets to make a coke.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I was Likeking like people went out and got Dalmatians,
you know, and then they gave him back because they said, hey, man,
that's not really a house, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And I think that that's what they're finding the problem
to be. It's not the animals, it's just that.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And tell you that the dog whisper, Yeah, it is
a human.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Just make sure you're sure that you'll take on the
she'll take on all the responsibilities that go along with it,
and stop backyard breeding.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
You guys are listening to the man who raised Pearl,
who thought she could do. Goodness, the baddest dog in
the world. She could care less what anybody thought about
anything she did.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
And this is how he cared for Tater, go take
her out her life.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
There was one time I said, this earn't need to
go out, and she squatted right in front of me.
John said, I think she's.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Train him a dog.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You got to learn pearls bark. She was in the
lobby and she was barking.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And may I just say that phrase has gone all
over Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
My family uses it.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Tater will text me and our voice text her back
and it just says anything, and I say, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Did you know? She said, I know your barks. I
know what you're trying to say. I can read you.
But yeah, listen to Caesar Johnny did to us.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh, and I'm glad to let my wife taught me
into like having pearl creamate.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And you know, I was gonna bury on the farm,
but you know, I got a little box. I don't care.
I put it on the little little thing washing her blanket.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, So all right.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Y'all celebrate National Dog Day. And finally it's National web
Mistress Day. I'm gonna get into that a little bit
later because that sounds interesting. I don't think it worked
out for man Titeo. Yeah maybe, Okay, Well, we'll see
about Dell.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
All right.
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Then three imported dates in history. We'll get those out
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that winning beginning. It was nineteen eighty On this date,
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animde her Fred tex Avery passed away at age seventy two.
He created him some characters, Bugs, Bunny, Daffy Duck, Droopy Dog,
and many.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Many more cartoon greats.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Two thousand and twenty three, the longest alligator ever was
recorded in Mississippi, fourteen feet three inches, captured in Sunflower.
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River and weighed eight hundred two and a half pounds.
Two of them got more.
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Finally, on this date in twenty four, the Boston Red
Sox catcher Danny Jensen became the first Major League Baseball
player to play for both teams in the same game.
This roight that so the game against the Toronto Blue
Jays on June twenty six was suspended due to weather,
and then Danny Jensen was traded to the Blue Jays
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Sam, I am all right, my boy. Welcome in here.
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What about the hours top of your news?
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All love, I'm.
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Stand moving around out there. We got an early morning
pomp in coming up on out the side. I can
feel at the time.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Good morning, make show's on the radio about twenty minute
story time. God call Childers. Well, our boys stand. Higgins
is around here somewhere. I guess when he's done chatting
up the sales girls, he'll papp in.
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Don't mind if they do, John Body, Randy, Jackie tater Cakes,
very under monitor west hand.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So first question always has to be how's you love life?
In a word that problematic? Sen's a story?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, I really thought I had found the one stunning, gorgeous, voluptuous, hygienic,
and on top of all death A news anchor.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Wow, anyone we know? What's his name?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Predictably hilarious, a professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny to shorten
the appellation.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well
that's exciting. So what happened?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a featherhead. What a featherhead? A dim with a
dunce adult much like Charlie Brown, she was a blackhead.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ah, So what gave it away?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end. It was not a good sign tan Forsey
new Or. And once I told her I need to
have you home by eight fifteen, she said, the middle
of August. I'll need to pack another fast.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Come on, stand, I can't all be rocketshn.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Acknowledge, aware, understood, I get it to be more to
the point, but it wasn't just her meager intellect. If
she could just keep her work out of her personal life.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
God well, to be fair, she's a news anchor. She's
probably always keeping an eye out for another story.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh, that would be fine, but she has a tendency
to ruin the mood when we're being intimate. Really, just
as we were getting started, she'd yell this just in
puts me right out of the mood.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
There, buddy, I'm sure there's somebody out there. You're you're
bound to be someone's type.
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The last time I was someone's type, I was donating
blad well and wording up word. I think I'll swing
by the stenol pool and see if anyone wants to
go out for a five dollars foot long sub What
I have to feed her too, Well, next time you're
in the area, be sure happens I always do later theaters.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Y's It is a big show on the radio for you, Tuesday,
August twenty and six, from the desk of Taytor Taman News.
What to watch coming up in about twenty minute.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I hope you all don't mind. I brung Malinda with me.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
She and you're gonna sit on that stool over here
yonder on account of her fate hurting.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Hey gonna say, yeah, my fate.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Told you.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
I remember John Boy talking about how he always wanted
a monkey that could hold onto this and that and
what not. It got me to thinking about another fella
who would plumb eat up with loving monkeys.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
His name was Tarzan. I can tell you about it
if you owed me too.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah, I'd go into anyway and I'd be impolite. Well,
what's upon a time over in a jungle arm This
little feller was raised up by monkeys. I don't recollect
how he wound up here, what happened to his mom
and daddy, But them monkeys they took over the job.
They'd done pretty good by him. They tried out a
(15:54):
passle of names on him, names like Ape Troe Nerd
Pokey from the Jungle, and Wills van Pelt. They finally
settled on Tarzan, who can't be topping them. There weren't
(16:17):
no teachers in the jungle over there, so they homeschooled him.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Little Tarzan.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
He worn't two bucks mart, but he got all a's
when he comes to vine swinging and tree climbing and
river swimming. He even made himself a little outfit out
of animal skin. It was just his little piece of
hide in the back to cover his bottom, had a
little piece in the front hide his front. He never
(16:43):
wore no wonder drawers with it. Mister bill Cox said
he was on a kind of old in Baninas. He
gave him the skeets. Some folk calls the diarrhea. Mister
bill Cox calls it so Tarzan in there. He growed
up pretty much the boss of the jungle. He even
figured out a way to stay in touch with all
(17:04):
the credits. This is back and fore folks had phone
in their pocket all the time. So when Tarzan wanted
the cretits to come running, he just get up in
the tree there and let go.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Of this holler.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Uh, I'm like yet, I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But Belinda got her pretty well, licked.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
My fate hard.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's pretty much.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
Right out of money, except about the feet part. So
Tarzan got on with most of the Jungle credits. That's baby,
you just go back to reading your romance novel. Arm
He got on with all the credits there. Once in
a while he had to kill one of them, sometimes
(17:50):
so he could eat. Other times on account they got
out of line in some ways or another and he
needed to send a message to the rest of them.
He weren't putting up with any Shenanig. That's how it
is in the Jungle air he had a party. During
good life. He'd go hunting with the lions in the morning,
he'd wander off summers with the elephants in the afternoon,
(18:12):
and he'd stay out all night playing cards with the monkeys.
I reckon it is pretty much paradise. That's when Jane
showed up. She and her daddy there come along on
one of them. So far as no Tarzan, well, he
fell plumb in love with her. This is the first
(18:34):
real woman he ever did see. Up till then, most
of the women in his world had tails and pooped
in her hand. But Jane was a pretty little thing,
no bigger than a squirrel monkey, she was still a
woman and a four too long. She started to complain
(18:56):
about this, and that she didn't like sleeping on a limb.
Some Tarzan had to build her a treehouse. She didn't
like to eat so much meat. Some Tarzan had to
wander off summers picking greens and what not for her.
She didn't like him spending so much time with a credit,
so he stopped hunting with the lines and hiking with
the elephants, and without Tarzan card night with the monkeys
(19:19):
was never the same.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Tarzan even had a hard time running the jungle.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Every time he was out there cussing out some rhino
for putting the native up a tree, Old Jane had
screamed and Tarzan had to turntail and run and save
her from a snake or a big old spider or something.
Tarzan was plumb tuckering out day and night. One day
Jane told Tarzan and she was getting homesick. They figured
(19:45):
this is gonna be his chance to get shit over
for a spell, but she wanted Tarzan to go with her,
so she tolded him back to the big city. Tarzan
during there lost his mind. He didn't like wearing clothes
best underwire. The sketch became a problem when you drift
in the suits. The only credits were dogs and cats.
(20:08):
They didn't count out to him like lions and a
monkey did. And the only thing had come running when
he did that yell was the police.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
In hip.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
And for the life of him, he couldn't get to hang.
He used the fork, and there weren't nothing to hunting either.
Oh Jane, she know things for going downhill. When she
come home one day found Tarzan field dressing the taxi
cab he killed out from the building, that old cam driver,
and he running around yelling, what you kill my camp fir?
(20:42):
Once you kill my cap fir? Well, sir, that was
enough for Tarzan. He stoleed away on a boat, went
back to the jungle, where he lived happily ever after.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Moral of the story.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Women at a party to look at sometimes, but there's
days when a fella just kneeds to spend time with
the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
The end.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
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Since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
You read a girlfriend with a Tyler.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Not that I remember enough.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
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Speaker 1 (21:37):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Yeah, I wait,
just a few minutes away from what to watch right now?
Bonus Top ten list, Top ten traffic excuses. Okay, just
a long, continuous role will be good. Number ten. I
was almost out of gas and was trying to get
to a filling station as fast as I could.
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Number nine.
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I was speeding because the baby needed changing and I
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Number eight.
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I had to speed my girlfriend had to go to
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I'm color blind. Number six. I was trying to get
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Number five.
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Gee, I didn't even know there were that many miles
in an hour.
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We've actually used that one.
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Number four I was running late for a funeral. Number three.
I had just washed my car and was trying to
air dry it. Number two, I left my bra at
my boyfriend's house and the number one traffic excuse my
wife called and said she wanted to get pregnant.
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Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hang on, play for it ten minutes. Where right now?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Off in the desk container Tainment News What to watch.
Here's our girl, Marci tay De Moran.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Take a peek at the box office and see what
people were watching in the theaters. Netflix has claimed its
first number one box office movie in its eighteen year
history with the animated musical K Pop Demon Hunters.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Wow, So there, Netflix.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Netflix, So they have the K Pop Demon Hunters episodes
on Netflix. What they did was special sing along screenings
and approximately seventeen little over seventeen hundred theaters over the weekend,
and that that earned them the number one spot with
eighteen million, pushing out Weapons, which dropped to second place.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Is this like a thing, Oh yes, Oh it's not
like a rocky horror picture show thing where adults get
good stup.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'll that's that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
No, this just takes me back to when the Hanna
Montana movie came out and I took.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
My nieces to that.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah it was and just yeah, there was so yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So what is this? What is this about?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
It's it's you know, the k pop is the Korean
pop music. It's very popular, very popular, and so these
are animated girl band k pop and they hunt demons
and so they also so the music is very popular.
It actually I heard through another tabloid that it's actually
get there's some songs getting some airplay.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
I hear if you kill a man, you can opt
to go to this movie instead of prison.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
So yeah, that's what went on over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Natural progression from Buffy the Vampires.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's music fantasy, you know
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Third place went to Freaker Friday. Freaker Fridy Freak. Your
fourth place went to the Fantastic four First Step still
hanging in there at the top five and the Bad
Guys too, the other animated flick about the you know
the criminals have come out of out of retirement that
came in number five.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
What about the new dog that he had like a
day before he.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Got that was one fixed that's on your streaming service Netflix.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, and parents, you know, I would let your older
children see it. Not necessarily, it's more the adult swim
type of genre.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I wouldn't let a kid watch the trailer for it.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
They blurred things out streaming. Hey, y'all Lucky Lucky with Love.
Meghan is in season two on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
And actually there was a there was a trailer ever
talking to Mindy Kelling from from the office and she
was calling her, well, Meghan Markle blah blahah she is,
it's funny that you're still gon to be Megan mircle
because you know, my last name is Sussex. Now you'll
see that, you'll see. So she's like, oh, yes, I look,
you know I need to have the same last name
(27:12):
as my children, and it's just our nice little family. Yeah,
So that's what's going on. So you can watch that
sharing her tips about cooking. Host The Terminal List Dark
Wolf is on Prime Video. Is that Chris Pratt series
about the Terminal List, like the Iraqi soldiers who were
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sick and he's trying to solve the mystery about it.
Did I lose you on that?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
This is the prequel and you learn a little bit
more about some of the players. So Terminal List, Dark
Wolf and uh Katrina come Hell in high Water. It's
a documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Of course, twenty years.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Twenty years, wow, twenty years. And so they catch up
with the survivors and reflect on everything that went down
during that. In theaters, the roses have been Aedict Clumberbatch,
Olivia Coleman, Alison Jenny Kip McKinnon, Andy Samberg. And it
is the remake of War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh, I actually went to Hollywood for the premiere of that.
Do you do an interview?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
A really good one. Now you're missing a really big one.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
He will watch Mission Impossible debuted on streaming for Paramount.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Oh I did miss that one.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah, oh right, yeah, and it's good. We're watching it.
It's very good.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I watch Tom Coz jump off out of aircraft care.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
What more death defined things can he do?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I think you should hang it up out later. He's
like a twenty eight year old.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Well, that could do it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
That could do it.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
I mean, once you jumped from an airplane with a
parachute on fire, I.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Can imagine the insurance on that dude, jump into a volcano. Next,
let's see what else is coming out. Caught Stealing crime thriller.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, stealing? Yes, what is that about that?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's about a four were baseball player who finds himself
immersed in the criminal underworld of New York.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okayrim Cott stealing?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah and yeah. And then this one looks funny. The
Toxic Avenger has Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood
in it. And it's about a janitor who is the
lead Peter Dingliche.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Just a little guy that was on Game of Thrones, Yes, yeah,
and in Elf.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
He was in Elf as well, and uh yeah. So
the janitor gets doused with some chemical and he now
he becomes the Toxic Avenger beats people up with.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
This mob nice. I like that. Toxi is his name?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
All right, yeah, thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
According to a recent survey, clothing items are the number
one best sellers at yard sales in the US.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
We were looking for number two. Those are little tools.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Ain't got tools out there in the yard? Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. According to recent reports, package beats are now
the most shoplifted items from Walmart stores.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And this is number two?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
What are the lobsters from the tank.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
That'd been tough? What y'all got one? Eight hundred?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Big Show? You told free Line, We go to wege
the winter. We play John boyd Jepinet. Next, Good Morning,
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It's a big show on the radio. Roll it to
you on Tuesday. Our feature track from the Big Show
bet Box The little Man in the Jar with comedian
Rich Seidners or trigin Wars.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
A little man hit the bit box at the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Comment right now, let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's Jong Boy jeffinitely now your host.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
All right, Look, he may not be a ten at
the beach, but we're pretty damn sure he's a solid
eight at Walmart.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
He had John Boy.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Let's say, Hey, the mike got a Jopplin, Missouri. Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
How's it going there?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Going on? Is Mike? Welcome in here? Buddy? All right?
There you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
So we're looking at recent reports. Package meets are now
the most shoplifted items from Walmart stores. We're looking for
number two. What's you think, Mike? You're gonna steal some
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what I.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Guess I need in there?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I go steal me some tobacco.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Some tobacco, let's say day tobacco. No, not in the
top five.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
There. You know what I love about this?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
He googled it because that's the first answer you'll get
from Google unless you actually do your research. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I didn't there google it.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I just come off the top of my head.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
All right, I believe you.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Will you drug you?
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Mike? Yeah, we appreciate you many first the first time
in you guys.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You're rocket man.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Where's our boy? My appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
But I say here, we got Travis down there in
liz Ella, Georgia. Good morning, Travis, good morning, Hey man,
we're good. So Mike had a Joplin said the tobacco.
He did not google it. Randy dog.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I believe it.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Okay, Travis, you were up baby, the number two most
shop lifted item in Walmart.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I believe it's gonna be baby for me.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
So well, let's say that's interesting baby formula. Baby gotta eat. Yes,
indeedy forming ive And you got cheese, cosmetics and beer
and wine running out the top five. All right, and Travis,
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look at you getting a big old bag of swag
from World Lawnmowers had done Elzella for you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I love it, I love it.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
All right, buddy, hang on with jacket, yes, sir, thank you,
all right, jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
On the other side, I remember in Rayford for this
Tuesday morning, August.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Full of six.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Good morning, got the big shawl the radio coming up
in minutes, another one that will be made first race
in the studio. He thinks we take too many pills
and have too many tests and should stay out of
the hospital.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
Seems to me this is just my opinion. Of course,
I'm no doctor. The problem with our medical care is
too much care, too many chemicals going into our bodies
in the form of little pills that abound to contradict
each other big front page his story in the Wall
Street Journal searching for side effects. Millions of complaints filed
with the FDA over prescription drugs and medical devices, but
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the numbers don't tell the full story. Sub headlines to
the story achy, dizzy, tired, Maybe a prescription is making
you sick. Are now two websites that give consumers access
to millions of complaints filed with the FDA. One startup
is Adverse Events Incorporated, which makes it easy to search
the adverse Event reports for more than four thousand, five
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hundred drugs free online. Another startup, Claramed, has done the
same for reports filed with the FDA on one hundred
and thirty thousand medical devices that runs the gamut from
syringes to stents to tanning beds and diagnostic machines that
could impact tens of thousands of lives. While basic searches
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will remain free, both services planned to charge ten dollars
a month for access to full drug reports. The founder
of Claramed likens these efforts to the advent of JD
power and Associate safety ratings for cars, adding the best
way to drive quality improvements is to make things as
clear and transparent as possible. I do wish doctors would
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realize this not so quickly and sometimes cavalierly brush off
or rush through the patient's questions about the drugs they
are taking and the side effects they're experiencing. From Robert
Y Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
It's a big show on the radio headed toward the
last weekend in August. Well, there's always something exciting happening
and beautiful dismal seep in South Carolina, and here to
tell us all about it is the Mayor himself, the
Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor, Good morning,
John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well that's that
(36:59):
time of you again, when summer gives way the cooler days,
but dismal seepage just heats things up. It's time once
again for the thirteenth annual Dismal Seepage Hodio Days, when
the world's oldest profession meets frontier fun. Wait a second,
are you telling me if.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You'd shut up, John Boleyn, That's right, it's a full
fledged rodeo for the ladies of the evening as they
step into the light of day to show the world
they're more than just purveyors of morally questionable services. They're
also experienced cow gowns that know how to work hard
and play hard, so to speak. As always, the weekend
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kicks off for the big parade down Main Street sponsored
by Fredericks of Gastonia. Leading the way is the marching
band from the Kim Kardashian Institute of STD Research and
NBA Dating Services. Our grand marshall this year will be
famed Hollywood Madam Heidi Flice, sponsored by Flice and Floss
Dental Services, the whitest teeth you'll ever come across. Trust
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your smile to Flight and Floss. There's actually a rodeo
right right on. Cue John Boy. There's no starting slow
at the whole deo. As they say, We'll kick off
with bull riding.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Can these ladies stay on for eight seconds? And how?
And that's what makes it exciting, John Boy? Thanks to
their line of work, they're used to staying on the bull.
The truth is the bulls tend to give out before
the girls. It's really something to see. Are you starting
to sweat? The roping competition is always a fan favorite.
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Do they rope calf, steers horses, none of the above.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
John Boy, the livestock gets to take the night off
as the ladies take turns chasing down John's so like
they're customers, former customers provided by the dismal Seepach court system.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Will you be taking a turn?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Folks will get to see the goals, run them down,
rope them and hogtie. Competition is fierce with a ten
thousand dollars prize to the winner. Sponsored by Mitch Hitchins,
Carolina Cannabis and Crematorium. The best part is the winner
always screams, Mitch Metter have my money?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, it is different. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
We'll have a steer wrestling exhibition as five hundred pound
call Girl Magic Wanda takes on the massive eighteen hundred
pounds Sir moose a lot.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Doesn't sound like a fair fight.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
You're telling me I have to frisk her to make
sure she's not carrying any foreign objects, and there's a
lot of nooks and crannies. Did you volunteer for that?
The whole family will love the bullwhip competition. The turning champion,
Dominate Trixie will be taking all comers. Sponsored by Hanson's
Whistling Weenies. The only hot dog you play like a flute.
(39:50):
I assume they have a natural casing. At Tat's Chugzow Plenty,
Dairy Barn is sponsoring the Lingerie Milking competition or the
cows wear law. Oh genius. The cows are the ones
getting milk. That was my next question. And even event
goers will have the opportunity to get their hodio on.
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We'll see what lucky person can stay on the world's
Meanest donkey Samuel L. Jackass, sponsored by the Bucy Traumatic
Knoggin Injury Clinic and Boob Inspection Service.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I might have to show up for that one.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Sorry, We're a full up on jackasses. And the weekend
wraps up with a big concert by the mangles Woo.
They're a Bengals tribute band with drag queens.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Doesn't really fit the thing.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Hey, we had the Latin country music star Ariba McIntyre,
but she dropped out to do the Chiggers and Cheriso
festival down at South.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Of the Border. Oh, I've never heard of her.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
She's something else. Boy, full figured Latin got us with
red hair. Wows my kind of gal ah. I see
she dropped out cause you were hitting older.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
So come on down.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
This weekend to the big thirteenth Annual Dismal Seepage Hodio Days.
It's the happy ending your weekend deserves. Maybe your wife
can talk some sense and tours you'd go to Hell.
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The big shows on the radio, hangout all right, listen
to you, morg it's time to button your yapp say.
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah, the Big Show.
It's big saying bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Cocker doodle do.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
The sun just came up in here, right, what are
you doing? I love over down the wall turning the
lights up. I love those bulbs.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Right well, I thought I was like having a head problem.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Then when the son really comes up, we'll walk outside.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, feel it on our on our face, our eyes
know it'll be that bright spot. All right, here we are, man.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
The company's put in some kind of automation that is
keeping us from wasting power.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'll show them. All right, here we are.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
It is Tuesday morning, August twenty six. Glad you with
us here? National days. Look at a National cherry popsicle Day,
National Got checked Day?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What let's say, all.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Right, breast cancer awareness kind of thing you're supposed to
ask other ladies you get have you gotten checked?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Right? That awareness? Okay, thank you? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
It is also Women's Equality Day or are not equal yet?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Are you y'all?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Y'all isn't me or third person?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Okay, then uh, let's see you. You've got the right
to vote and it's so Susan B. Anthony Day in
Massachusetts and.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You drove here go women forgiving me right? There is
National Dog Day? All right? Are they equal yet?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
There's a line here, but I was crossing.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Women and dogs a man, It's just great. Can you
imagine your life without women or dogs? Easy? Fine line there?
You know?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
This past weekend was clear the shelters in North Carolina
and they did phenomenal the stay North Carolina, and I
hope that it was I hope that it was in
other states as well.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, yes, how does that work? They just lower the
standards of ownership?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, no, they wave, they wave, they waved, lower the standards.
You know, I see where you're going with that. But
you know that most most the shelters, you know, either
lowered their adoption fees or wave the fees altogether, and
also gave like you know, care packages. So it's kind
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of like everything they can do to help you take
on the pet yes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Good and it was a success.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It was a success that our and Charlotte a very
huge success.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, we're overrun.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I mean, and you know what the scary thing
is is they so they cleared like, you know, one
hundred kennels, and I guarantee you by you know, Tuesday,
half them will be full again.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It's like, yeah, kind of happened like that with that
movie one hundred and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, it is important to to.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your pets to make a coke.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I was Likeking like people went out and got Dalmatians,
you know, and then they gave him back because they said, hey, man,
that's not really a house, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And I think that that's what they're finding the problem
to be. It's not the animals, it's just that.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And tell you that the dog whisper, Yeah, it is
a human.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Just make sure you're sure that you'll take on the
she'll take on all the responsibilities that go along with it,
and stop backyard breeding.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
You guys are listening to the man who raised Pearl,
who thought she could do. Goodness, the baddest dog in
the world. She could care less what anybody thought about
anything she did.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
And this is how he cared for Tater, go take
her out her life.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
There was one time I said, this earn't need to
go out, and she squatted right in front of me.
John said, I think she's.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Train him a dog.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You got to learn pearls bark. She was in the
lobby and she was barking.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And may I just say that phrase has gone all
over Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
My family uses it.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Tater will text me and our voice text her back
and it just says anything, and I say, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Did you know? She said, I know your barks. I
know what you're trying to say. I can read you.
But yeah, listen to Caesar Johnny did to us.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh, and I'm glad to let my wife taught me
into like having pearl creamate.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And you know, I was gonna bury on the farm,
but you know, I got a little box. I don't care.
I put it on the little little thing washing her blanket.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, So all right.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Y'all celebrate National Dog Day. And finally it's National web
Mistress Day. I'm gonna get into that a little bit
later because that sounds interesting. I don't think it worked
out for man Titeo. Yeah maybe, Okay, Well, we'll see
about Dell.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
All right.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Then three imported dates in history. We'll get those out
and get the winning beginning. We're awake, Big shows on
the radio. Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Get
that first prize pack out as go. Blue EMU package
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Pb CEO TC available now without a prescription. Available in
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Three dates in history where we're gonna categories to get
that winning beginning. It was nineteen eighty On this date,
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animde her Fred tex Avery passed away at age seventy two.
He created him some characters, Bugs, Bunny, Daffy Duck, Droopy Dog,
and many.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Many more cartoon greats.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Two thousand and twenty three, the longest alligator ever was
recorded in Mississippi, fourteen feet three inches, captured in Sunflower.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
River and weighed eight hundred two and a half pounds.
Two of them got more.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Finally, on this date in twenty four, the Boston Red
Sox catcher Danny Jensen became the first Major League Baseball
player to play for both teams in the same game.
This roight that so the game against the Toronto Blue
Jays on June twenty six was suspended due to weather,
and then Danny Jensen was traded to the Blue Jays
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before the game resumed. Wow, that's the way there you
go one eight hundred big shows. You told free line,
Come on play out birds next, Good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio for your Tuesday, August twenty six,
I feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Bit Boxes a good with a comedian Rick Shidner.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
The little Man in the Jar, search for keywords, a
little man hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Run now.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Uppers. Let's play Uppers.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shon, boy Billy,
give the prizes from the Big Prize per Let's go
contested number one.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
This should be a lot of fun playing up.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time. You have a big shots and.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Say Hey the saund from Bristol and I say we shot.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Good morning Sam.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Hell are you sir?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Sam, I am all right, my boy. Welcome in here.
All right there you ready?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yes, sir, are you must find out Let's see where
you're meeting right here to get.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You the bro Wow wow wow, alright. Give us three
cartoon characters, ready, go.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Daddy up the forty Pigs, Funny had a boy, I Sam.
Three things found in a river? Ready go, water, fish, snake, turtle,
all kind of fun stuff for to win.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Sam. Give us three major League Baseball teams, ready go.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Uh Blue Jays, the rit Hops, Lana Bury. Right, Sam,
you didn't you didn't go to the Braves in the
Reds game up there in Bristol when they played a
few weeks by.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, sir, I was too smart for that. She was
a little wet. Sam.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
You got a big old blue em you prize packing.
If you're itching anywhere, we're gonna take care of that
with the BBC o TC IT relief. I am heading
your way, Boddy Nucky Well, I appreciate everything, John boy,
you know that.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What about the hours top of your news?
Speaker 9 (11:14):
All love, I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Stand moving around out there. We got an early morning
pomp in coming up on out the side. I can
feel at the time.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Good morning, make show's on the radio about twenty minute
story time. God call Childers. Well, our boys stand. Higgins
is around here somewhere. I guess when he's done chatting
up the sales girls, he'll papp in.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Don't mind if they do, John Body, Randy, Jackie tater Cakes,
very under monitor west hand.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So first question always has to be how's you love life?
In a word that problematic? Sen's a story?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, I really thought I had found the one stunning, gorgeous, voluptuous, hygienic,
and on top of all death A news anchor.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Wow, anyone we know? What's his name?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Predictably hilarious, a professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny to shorten
the appellation.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well
that's exciting. So what happened?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a featherhead. What a featherhead? A dim with a
dunce adult much like Charlie Brown, she was a blackhead.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ah, So what gave it away?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end. It was not a good sign tan Forsey
new Or. And once I told her I need to
have you home by eight fifteen, she said, the middle
of August. I'll need to pack another fast.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Come on, stand, I can't all be rocketshn.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Acknowledge, aware, understood, I get it to be more to
the point, but it wasn't just her meager intellect. If
she could just keep her work out of her personal life.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
God well, to be fair, she's a news anchor. She's
probably always keeping an eye out for another story.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh, that would be fine, but she has a tendency
to ruin the mood when we're being intimate. Really, just
as we were getting started, she'd yell this just in
puts me right out of the mood.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
There, buddy, I'm sure there's somebody out there. You're you're
bound to be someone's type.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating
blad well and wording up word. I think I'll swing
by the stenol pool and see if anyone wants to
go out for a five dollars foot long sub What
I have to feed her too, Well, next time you're
in the area, be sure happens I always do later theaters.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Y's It is a big show on the radio for you, Tuesday,
August twenty and six, from the desk of Taytor Taman News.
What to watch coming up in about twenty minute.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I hope you all don't mind. I brung Malinda with me.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
She and you're gonna sit on that stool over here
yonder on account of her fate hurting.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Hey gonna say, yeah, my fate.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Told you.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
I remember John Boy talking about how he always wanted
a monkey that could hold onto this and that and
what not. It got me to thinking about another fella
who would plumb eat up with loving monkeys.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
His name was Tarzan. I can tell you about it
if you owed me too.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah, I'd go into anyway and I'd be impolite. Well,
what's upon a time over in a jungle arm This
little feller was raised up by monkeys. I don't recollect
how he wound up here, what happened to his mom
and daddy, But them monkeys they took over the job.
They'd done pretty good by him. They tried out a
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passle of names on him, names like Ape Troe Nerd
Pokey from the Jungle, and Wills van Pelt. They finally
settled on Tarzan, who can't be topping them. There weren't
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no teachers in the jungle over there, so they homeschooled him.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Little Tarzan.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
He worn't two bucks mart, but he got all a's
when he comes to vine swinging and tree climbing and
river swimming. He even made himself a little outfit out
of animal skin. It was just his little piece of
hide in the back to cover his bottom, had a
little piece in the front hide his front. He never
(16:43):
wore no wonder drawers with it. Mister bill Cox said
he was on a kind of old in Baninas. He
gave him the skeets. Some folk calls the diarrhea. Mister
bill Cox calls it so Tarzan in there. He growed
up pretty much the boss of the jungle. He even
figured out a way to stay in touch with all
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the credits. This is back and fore folks had phone
in their pocket all the time. So when Tarzan wanted
the cretits to come running, he just get up in
the tree there and let go.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Of this holler.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Uh, I'm like yet, I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But Belinda got her pretty well, licked.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
My fate hard.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's pretty much.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
Right out of money, except about the feet part. So
Tarzan got on with most of the Jungle credits. That's baby,
you just go back to reading your romance novel. Arm
He got on with all the credits there. Once in
a while he had to kill one of them, sometimes
(17:50):
so he could eat. Other times on account they got
out of line in some ways or another and he
needed to send a message to the rest of them.
He weren't putting up with any Shenanig. That's how it
is in the Jungle air he had a party. During
good life. He'd go hunting with the lions in the morning,
he'd wander off summers with the elephants in the afternoon,
(18:12):
and he'd stay out all night playing cards with the monkeys.
I reckon it is pretty much paradise. That's when Jane
showed up. She and her daddy there come along on
one of them. So far as no Tarzan, well, he
fell plumb in love with her. This is the first
(18:34):
real woman he ever did see. Up till then, most
of the women in his world had tails and pooped
in her hand. But Jane was a pretty little thing,
no bigger than a squirrel monkey, she was still a
woman and a four too long. She started to complain
(18:56):
about this, and that she didn't like sleeping on a limb.
Some Tarzan had to build her a treehouse. She didn't
like to eat so much meat. Some Tarzan had to
wander off summers picking greens and what not for her.
She didn't like him spending so much time with a credit,
so he stopped hunting with the lines and hiking with
the elephants, and without Tarzan card night with the monkeys
(19:19):
was never the same.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Tarzan even had a hard time running the jungle.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Every time he was out there cussing out some rhino
for putting the native up a tree, Old Jane had
screamed and Tarzan had to turntail and run and save
her from a snake or a big old spider or something.
Tarzan was plumb tuckering out day and night. One day
Jane told Tarzan and she was getting homesick. They figured
(19:45):
this is gonna be his chance to get shit over
for a spell, but she wanted Tarzan to go with her,
so she tolded him back to the big city. Tarzan
during there lost his mind. He didn't like wearing clothes
best underwire. The sketch became a problem when you drift
in the suits. The only credits were dogs and cats.
(20:08):
They didn't count out to him like lions and a
monkey did. And the only thing had come running when
he did that yell was the police.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
In hip.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
And for the life of him, he couldn't get to hang.
He used the fork, and there weren't nothing to hunting either.
Oh Jane, she know things for going downhill. When she
come home one day found Tarzan field dressing the taxi
cab he killed out from the building, that old cam driver,
and he running around yelling, what you kill my camp fir?
(20:42):
Once you kill my cap fir? Well, sir, that was
enough for Tarzan. He stoleed away on a boat, went
back to the jungle, where he lived happily ever after.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Moral of the story.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Women at a party to look at sometimes, but there's
days when a fella just kneeds to spend time with
the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
The end.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
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Speaker 8 (21:11):
You read a girlfriend with a Tyler.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Not that I remember enough.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Yeah, I wait,
just a few minutes away from what to watch right now?
Bonus Top ten list, Top ten traffic excuses. Okay, just
a long, continuous role will be good. Number ten. I
was almost out of gas and was trying to get
to a filling station as fast as I could.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Number nine.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I was speeding because the baby needed changing and I
couldn't stand the smell.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Number eight.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I had to speed my girlfriend had to go to
the bathroom. Number seven. I didn't know the light was red.
I'm color blind. Number six. I was trying to get
off the radar screen.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Number five.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Gee, I didn't even know there were that many miles
in an hour.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
We've actually used that one.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Number four I was running late for a funeral. Number three.
I had just washed my car and was trying to
air dry it. Number two, I left my bra at
my boyfriend's house and the number one traffic excuse my
wife called and said she wanted to get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
All right, many fine, mony.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
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Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hang on, play for it ten minutes. Where right now?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Off in the desk container Tainment News What to watch.
Here's our girl, Marci tay De Moran.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Take a peek at the box office and see what
people were watching in the theaters. Netflix has claimed its
first number one box office movie in its eighteen year
history with the animated musical K Pop Demon Hunters.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Wow, So there, Netflix.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Netflix, So they have the K Pop Demon Hunters episodes
on Netflix. What they did was special sing along screenings
and approximately seventeen little over seventeen hundred theaters over the weekend,
and that that earned them the number one spot with
eighteen million, pushing out Weapons, which dropped to second place.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Is this like a thing, Oh yes, Oh it's not
like a rocky horror picture show thing where adults get
good stup.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'll that's that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
No, this just takes me back to when the Hanna
Montana movie came out and I took.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
My nieces to that.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah it was and just yeah, there was so yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So what is this? What is this about?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
It's it's you know, the k pop is the Korean
pop music. It's very popular, very popular, and so these
are animated girl band k pop and they hunt demons
and so they also so the music is very popular.
It actually I heard through another tabloid that it's actually
get there's some songs getting some airplay.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
I hear if you kill a man, you can opt
to go to this movie instead of prison.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
So yeah, that's what went on over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Natural progression from Buffy the Vampires.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's music fantasy, you know
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Third place went to Freaker Friday. Freaker Fridy Freak. Your
fourth place went to the Fantastic four First Step still
hanging in there at the top five and the Bad
Guys too, the other animated flick about the you know
the criminals have come out of out of retirement that
came in number five.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
What about the new dog that he had like a
day before he.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Got that was one fixed that's on your streaming service Netflix.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, and parents, you know, I would let your older
children see it. Not necessarily, it's more the adult swim
type of genre.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I wouldn't let a kid watch the trailer for it.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
They blurred things out streaming. Hey, y'all Lucky Lucky with Love.
Meghan is in season two on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
And actually there was a there was a trailer ever
talking to Mindy Kelling from from the office and she
was calling her, well, Meghan Markle blah blahah she is,
it's funny that you're still gon to be Megan mircle
because you know, my last name is Sussex. Now you'll
see that, you'll see. So she's like, oh, yes, I look,
you know I need to have the same last name
(27:12):
as my children, and it's just our nice little family. Yeah,
So that's what's going on. So you can watch that
sharing her tips about cooking. Host The Terminal List Dark
Wolf is on Prime Video. Is that Chris Pratt series
about the Terminal List, like the Iraqi soldiers who were
(27:32):
sick and he's trying to solve the mystery about it.
Did I lose you on that?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
This is the prequel and you learn a little bit
more about some of the players. So Terminal List, Dark
Wolf and uh Katrina come Hell in high Water. It's
a documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Of course, twenty years.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Twenty years, wow, twenty years. And so they catch up
with the survivors and reflect on everything that went down
during that. In theaters, the roses have been Aedict Clumberbatch,
Olivia Coleman, Alison Jenny Kip McKinnon, Andy Samberg. And it
is the remake of War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh, I actually went to Hollywood for the premiere of that.
Do you do an interview?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
A really good one. Now you're missing a really big one.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
He will watch Mission Impossible debuted on streaming for Paramount.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Oh I did miss that one.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah, oh right, yeah, and it's good. We're watching it.
It's very good.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I watch Tom Coz jump off out of aircraft care.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
What more death defined things can he do?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I think you should hang it up out later. He's
like a twenty eight year old.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Well, that could do it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
That could do it.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
I mean, once you jumped from an airplane with a
parachute on fire, I.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Can imagine the insurance on that dude, jump into a volcano. Next,
let's see what else is coming out. Caught Stealing crime thriller.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, stealing? Yes, what is that about that?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's about a four were baseball player who finds himself
immersed in the criminal underworld of New York.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okayrim Cott stealing?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah and yeah. And then this one looks funny. The
Toxic Avenger has Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood
in it. And it's about a janitor who is the
lead Peter Dingliche.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Just a little guy that was on Game of Thrones, Yes, yeah,
and in Elf.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
He was in Elf as well, and uh yeah. So
the janitor gets doused with some chemical and he now
he becomes the Toxic Avenger beats people up with.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
This mob nice. I like that. Toxi is his name?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
All right, yeah, thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
According to a recent survey, clothing items are the number
one best sellers at yard sales in the US.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
We were looking for number two. Those are little tools.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Ain't got tools out there in the yard? Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. According to recent reports, package beats are now
the most shoplifted items from Walmart stores.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And this is number two?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
What are the lobsters from the tank.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
That'd been tough? What y'all got one? Eight hundred?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Big Show? You told free Line, We go to wege
the winter. We play John boyd Jepinet. Next, Good Morning,
(30:47):
It's a big show on the radio. Roll it to
you on Tuesday. Our feature track from the Big Show
bet Box The little Man in the Jar with comedian
Rich Seidners or trigin Wars.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
A little man hit the bit box at the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Comment right now, let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's Jong Boy jeffinitely now your host.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
All right, Look, he may not be a ten at
the beach, but we're pretty damn sure he's a solid
eight at Walmart.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
He had John Boy.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Let's say, Hey, the mike got a Jopplin, Missouri. Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
How's it going there?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Going on? Is Mike? Welcome in here? Buddy? All right?
There you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
So we're looking at recent reports. Package meets are now
the most shoplifted items from Walmart stores. We're looking for
number two. What's you think, Mike? You're gonna steal some
(31:51):
what I.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Guess I need in there?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I go steal me some tobacco.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Some tobacco, let's say day tobacco. No, not in the
top five.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
There. You know what I love about this?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
He googled it because that's the first answer you'll get
from Google unless you actually do your research. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I didn't there google it.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I just come off the top of my head.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
All right, I believe you.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Will you drug you?
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Mike? Yeah, we appreciate you many first the first time
in you guys.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You're rocket man.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Where's our boy? My appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
But I say here, we got Travis down there in
liz Ella, Georgia. Good morning, Travis, good morning, Hey man,
we're good. So Mike had a Joplin said the tobacco.
He did not google it. Randy dog.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I believe it.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Okay, Travis, you were up baby, the number two most
shop lifted item in Walmart.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I believe it's gonna be baby for me.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
So well, let's say that's interesting baby formula. Baby gotta eat. Yes,
indeedy forming ive And you got cheese, cosmetics and beer
and wine running out the top five. All right, and Travis,
(33:24):
look at you getting a big old bag of swag
from World Lawnmowers had done Elzella for you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I love it, I love it.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
All right, buddy, hang on with jacket, yes, sir, thank you,
all right, jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
On the other side, I remember in Rayford for this
Tuesday morning, August.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Full of six.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Good morning, got the big shawl the radio coming up
in minutes, another one that will be made first race
in the studio. He thinks we take too many pills
and have too many tests and should stay out of
the hospital.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
Seems to me this is just my opinion. Of course,
I'm no doctor. The problem with our medical care is
too much care, too many chemicals going into our bodies
in the form of little pills that abound to contradict
each other big front page his story in the Wall
Street Journal searching for side effects. Millions of complaints filed
with the FDA over prescription drugs and medical devices, but
(34:56):
the numbers don't tell the full story. Sub headlines to
the story achy, dizzy, tired, Maybe a prescription is making
you sick. Are now two websites that give consumers access
to millions of complaints filed with the FDA. One startup
is Adverse Events Incorporated, which makes it easy to search
the adverse Event reports for more than four thousand, five
(35:18):
hundred drugs free online. Another startup, Claramed, has done the
same for reports filed with the FDA on one hundred
and thirty thousand medical devices that runs the gamut from
syringes to stents to tanning beds and diagnostic machines that
could impact tens of thousands of lives. While basic searches
(35:38):
will remain free, both services planned to charge ten dollars
a month for access to full drug reports. The founder
of Claramed likens these efforts to the advent of JD
power and Associate safety ratings for cars, adding the best
way to drive quality improvements is to make things as
clear and transparent as possible. I do wish doctors would
(35:59):
realize this not so quickly and sometimes cavalierly brush off
or rush through the patient's questions about the drugs they
are taking and the side effects they're experiencing. From Robert
Y Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
It's a big show on the radio headed toward the
last weekend in August. Well, there's always something exciting happening
and beautiful dismal seep in South Carolina, and here to
tell us all about it is the Mayor himself, the
Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor, Good morning,
John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well that's that
(36:59):
time of you again, when summer gives way the cooler days,
but dismal seepage just heats things up. It's time once
again for the thirteenth annual Dismal Seepage Hodio Days, when
the world's oldest profession meets frontier fun. Wait a second,
are you telling me if.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You'd shut up, John Boleyn, That's right, it's a full
fledged rodeo for the ladies of the evening as they
step into the light of day to show the world
they're more than just purveyors of morally questionable services. They're
also experienced cow gowns that know how to work hard
and play hard, so to speak. As always, the weekend
(37:38):
kicks off for the big parade down Main Street sponsored
by Fredericks of Gastonia. Leading the way is the marching
band from the Kim Kardashian Institute of STD Research and
NBA Dating Services. Our grand marshall this year will be
famed Hollywood Madam Heidi Flice, sponsored by Flice and Floss
Dental Services, the whitest teeth you'll ever come across. Trust
(38:02):
your smile to Flight and Floss. There's actually a rodeo
right right on. Cue John Boy. There's no starting slow
at the whole deo. As they say, We'll kick off
with bull riding.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Can these ladies stay on for eight seconds? And how?
And that's what makes it exciting, John Boy? Thanks to
their line of work, they're used to staying on the bull.
The truth is the bulls tend to give out before
the girls. It's really something to see. Are you starting
to sweat? The roping competition is always a fan favorite.
(38:36):
Do they rope calf, steers horses, none of the above.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
John Boy, the livestock gets to take the night off
as the ladies take turns chasing down John's so like
they're customers, former customers provided by the dismal Seepach court system.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Will you be taking a turn?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Folks will get to see the goals, run them down,
rope them and hogtie. Competition is fierce with a ten
thousand dollars prize to the winner. Sponsored by Mitch Hitchins,
Carolina Cannabis and Crematorium. The best part is the winner
always screams, Mitch Metter have my money?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, it is different. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
We'll have a steer wrestling exhibition as five hundred pound
call Girl Magic Wanda takes on the massive eighteen hundred
pounds Sir moose a lot.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Doesn't sound like a fair fight.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
You're telling me I have to frisk her to make
sure she's not carrying any foreign objects, and there's a
lot of nooks and crannies. Did you volunteer for that?
The whole family will love the bullwhip competition. The turning champion,
Dominate Trixie will be taking all comers. Sponsored by Hanson's
Whistling Weenies. The only hot dog you play like a flute.
(39:50):
I assume they have a natural casing. At Tat's Chugzow Plenty,
Dairy Barn is sponsoring the Lingerie Milking competition or the
cows wear law. Oh genius. The cows are the ones
getting milk. That was my next question. And even event
goers will have the opportunity to get their hodio on.
(40:11):
We'll see what lucky person can stay on the world's
Meanest donkey Samuel L. Jackass, sponsored by the Bucy Traumatic
Knoggin Injury Clinic and Boob Inspection Service.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I might have to show up for that one.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Sorry, We're a full up on jackasses. And the weekend
wraps up with a big concert by the mangles Woo.
They're a Bengals tribute band with drag queens.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Doesn't really fit the thing.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Hey, we had the Latin country music star Ariba McIntyre,
but she dropped out to do the Chiggers and Cheriso
festival down at South.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Of the Border. Oh, I've never heard of her.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
She's something else. Boy, full figured Latin got us with
red hair. Wows my kind of gal ah. I see
she dropped out cause you were hitting older.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
So come on down.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
This weekend to the big thirteenth Annual Dismal Seepage Hodio Days.
It's the happy ending your weekend deserves. Maybe your wife
can talk some sense and tours you'd go to Hell.
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