May 20, 2025 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll dust off the “Ballad of Dale and Darryl” in honor of the upcoming Coca-Cola 600 this weekend.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Mad Max agrees to attend an unusual Wedding.. - Bill Silvers has the “Top 10 People That Should be Deported”.. - John Boy gets an invitation to another wedding and Murray tries to cash in on the opportunity.. - Mark Packer covers the latest in College Sports.. - Donnie Pressley dials 9-1-1-1 and we’ll finish up with a call to Casa de Double-Wide for an update on Hoyt and Delbert…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good, more than everybody more Big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
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Big Show.
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I listened to something else my own self. But white
boy Patrick Dunn broke off the.
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Knob in the Cadillac never mind, heets out.
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Talking to do open out on Welcome to Tuesday, May
twenty Hello, big show, cag and good looking rascals.
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I got you a big guy.
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I don't have a fun Monday.
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Good?
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Fine man got my back.
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but now, oh so good.
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We got all lined up here in the national days,
A lot of them falls on May twentieth. Lets say
we had some fun National Pick Strawberries Day. That'd be
a good thing. Man about time for our strawberries? Isn't
it from a boy.
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Streaming day?
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So streams something I should rescue dog day that I
shall be a millionaire day, National Keish Lorraine Day.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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When that word comes up on the wordy word, why
do we always say real men don't eat this because
that title of that book is burnt into our subconscious.
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That is correct, sir?
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What year was that was?
Speaker 11 (02:38):
It?
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Burnt into yours? Tighter?
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Ye're younger?
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What was?
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But I know about it?
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I know about it.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Real men don't eat Keish. It was one of those
trendy books. I never read it. I don't even know
if I ever saw it self help, So do you
eat How to Be a Man?
Speaker 11 (02:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ever read it?
Speaker 12 (03:00):
Either?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's all right. It's like, you know, a little egg pie.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Put some greens in there, maybe a little spinach or
something like that.
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Bruce Fierstein.
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Real men don't eat Kish Kish Geese don't speak French,
and no I don't. I'm still looking for the year.
I'll get back to here, okay. Nineteen eighty two sources.
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It's using food and gender to explore the eighties anxieties.
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Oh that's what it was. Anxiety.
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But it was a satirical look at it, so it
was supposed to be funny.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Yah.
Speaker 13 (03:32):
The subtitle was a guide book to all that is
truly masculine.
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There's proof I didn't read it. Mascular.
Speaker 14 (03:41):
That's helpful, Randy, You're welcome.
Speaker 12 (03:44):
You did that.
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Well, we got three dates in this is saved up.
Those are going to be very important. That will get
the winning beginned.
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All right.
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We ain't worried about keish until our final contest of
the morning, and hopefully it never comes up again, right Beggs. Yeah,
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were named Bobby Isaac, Terry Labonni, and Jerry Cook.
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Actress Scarlett Johansson says open a I tried to hire
her voice, and when she refused, they created a synthetic
voice known as Sky for an update to Chat GPT
that was very similar to her She sold twenty twenty four.
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That was one year ago. Yeah, hasn't settled, hasn't settled yet.
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But if you.
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Play, I think it's I don't know, it's one of
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Of the World of War whatever.
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Is that James Earl Johns.
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Sure is I was waiting for you that. Yeah, so
James Earl Jones before he died, went into the studio
and did a whole bunch of voice tracking and gave
them the rights to it, and so you'll encounter him
during the battle.
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Nice.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
All right, Well there's are so Sky is some kind
of this season a game?
Speaker 12 (06:38):
Then?
Speaker 13 (06:39):
Uh no, they were using her like for advertising and
other sort of things.
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He's just saying they have Darth Vader's voice. He's an
AI to make him talk now since he's passed away.
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So you'll remember, what we're gonna deal with is like
three things AI can do. There you go, oh well,
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You have a big shots. Let's say Karen from Cleveland, ten,
I say we have shots. Good morning, Karen, good morning. Hey, welcome.
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Got you?
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Zach?
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And I hired a handyman and gave him a list
so grown up of us. Right when we got home,
only adams one, three, and five were done. Turns out
he only does odd jobs.
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You piped down over there?
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Do you?
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and I was like, nah, dude, I didn't even know
he could. Vegetables are so good, y'all. Explain to me
why vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat.
(14:14):
Big guy over there like that one take your age
and add five years, and that's your age and five years.
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you fly the plane.
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At the airport.
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I'll let you know.
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joke and then like I gotta go take a nap.
Knock knock, who's there? Interrupting?
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Cow interrupting?
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Boo gig.
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We did a little song about it.
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And following the Sunday was the Coca Cola six hundred
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carrying the race and they opened it with the song
as we did.
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Right here on the big show your old timers memory.
It hit it.
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pole to steel. He was racing tide filled with pride.
He wasn't gonna make no deal when it came across
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and he pulled right up beside the mare and said, boy,
let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it,
but I'm a NASCAR driver too, and if you'd care
to take it there, I'll make a bet with you.
(19:38):
Now you drive a pretty good NASCAR boy, but give
the Daryl is due. I better seat on the pole
against your soul, because I think I'm better than you.
The boy said, my name's Rusty and it might be
as sin, but I'll take your tide, whip your heart.
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I'm the best it's ever been.
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Rousty there of.
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Your car and drive that Ponty a hard Colinelrobos and
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Car and you'll get this shiny trope he made of grass.
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But if you lose down to kick.
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Your arrold opened up his lead and said, I'll start
to show, and fire flew from his fingertips and he
let that Chevy go, but him and Rusty bumped it up,
and he made an evil hiss, and the.
Speaker 12 (20:25):
Pit crew boys all jumped in.
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That sounded something like you they come right off into it.
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I ain't believe it.
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He didn't.
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He end alive?
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Mature?
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Oh you the want to see him?
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The door, imm rubber, you are alloy.
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Whatever you say, I like little stick.
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Wouldn't Daryl spun out and rust you said you're.
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Pretty good, old son. But sitting back there with the
rest of the back, let me show you how it's done.
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Fire and race track, water side.
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The hold.
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A man feels in on fires.
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Quick in a red pan picking up dog, Kyle, does
your car run? No child knows.
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A hail in the wall, Jenny, get me another car
down here, pray.
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Back another copee of my house.
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Like mister shut on the sonic.
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What.
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Daryl bowed his head because he knew that he had
been beat kept saying maybe out of one if Rusty
didn't cheat. Rusty said, Daryl, just come on Mac if
you ever want to run with me, I told you
once before, old man, I'm a cocky yess home fight
on the racetrack.
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Water side, hold down until's head a fight.
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Picking up?
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No college car right, no Shoine home?
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Hang on play more than minutes. We're right now from
the Ask Taylor Tama News what to watch? Here's Marcy
Taylor morea.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Well, let's see what movies everyone was watching this weekend
at the box office. I have the top five for you.
Debuting at number one was Final Destination Bloodlines. They made
fifty one million this weekend and it was the best
debut for the franchise. It's a horror film. After two
weeks at number one, Thunderbolts dropped to second place. Let's
(23:27):
see Sinners fell from second to third place. A Minecraft
movie is hanging in there at number four, followed by
The Accountant two, which rounds out the Top five the
account never made it up there the past second I
did too. Movies out this weekend, y'all Mission Impossible. The
Final Reckoning has that dude named Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Never heard of it?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Yeah, well, Hayley Atwills in it as well, Ving Raims
and Simon peg Ethan Hunt and the IMF team race
against time to find the Entity, a rogue artificial intelligence
that can destroy mankind. Lots of positive stuff about this ai.
Leelo and Stitch is also out this weekend as Tia Carrera,
(24:12):
Zach galafanakas Senate, and Jason Scott Lee Walt Disney Pictures film.
It's a live action animated remake of Disney's two thousand
and two animated film Lelo, Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 16 (24:25):
They're very popular.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You're looking at me like, who the heck are they?
But yeah, very popular. Little girl with a little Ellien Okay, anyway.
The Last Rodeo is also coming out. It's about a
fifty year old man who returns to the sport of
pool riding after a crisis strikes his family.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh you should do that.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I feel that that might speak to you, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
A lot more on nigeos pretty much over as far
as just a one and done purpose it pays fifty grand.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Stuff.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
That's streaming this week, Season two of Tucci in Italy.
It's on Hulu and Disney Plus. Academy Award nominee Stanley
Tucci travels across Italy as you can imagine, tasting the
flavors of the land and sea, discovering the history, secrets,
and delights of the region. Okay, Earnhardt is on Amazon
and it's the series premiere. It's the untold story of
(25:15):
Dale Earnhardt Seniors is scent as NASCAR's pre eminent figure.
His charm resonated beyond the sport yielding fame and fortune.
This is an intimate exploration of a working class icon's
impact on his family and the racing world.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So this is this is news. This is news.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
It's on Amazon.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
It's not a documentary, it's a dramatization. Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Okay, she doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Okay, okay, man, that sounds examining his say. It might
be awesome, good good. That something I hadn't heard about.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
That.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
So Earnhardt on Amazon and it's coming out.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's coming out this week this week. Awesome good worker.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Okay, I just wanted to let you know that Clarkson's
Farm is coming out on Amazon. Season four is launching
this week, so and it's gonna start out with Jeremy
wanting to buy a pub. You know, he's always into something.
So Clarkson's Farm has also coming out.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Well, thank you very much, mate. Well let's get us
a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here review yesterday's question. We were trying to find
out the actual championship trophies for the Super Bowl, the
World Series, the PGA Tour, and nearly every other major
sport in the US are designed by this American company.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Who is Tifney. It is Tiffany and Company.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Very popular.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy collectors would know that
the original reason for putting reeds on the sides of
these was to deter people from shaving.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Parts of it all.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Oh, what are hot pockets?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
What y'all got one eight hundred? Big Show?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
You told free line, we go to we get the winter.
We play John Boy Jeopardy next Tuesday morning. This is
(27:30):
Big showing a radio on in two You may twentieth
our feature track from the Big Show vent box call
a hort about the new topless Mexican restaurant. Search for
keyword topless. And we have been having fun with our
friends from the South of the mornings and singing to
my old guys going in.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Clicking on their contest button. You can't get to We'll
call you.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
Let's play yeses live across America.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It's John Boy, Jeff and.
Speaker 13 (28:00):
Now a man who's never been to a topless Mexican restaurant,
but says he bets that's where they got the.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Idea for the naked burrito hes John Boyce. They headed
Chester out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning Chester.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Hello buddy, you got first shot of John boydjebary this morning, Chester.
So collectors would know that the original reason for putting
reeds on the sides of these was to deter people
from shaving.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Parts of it off. What could it be, Chester, Wow,
no reeds. I'm hung up. I'm thinking about like swamps
and dugs.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
I'm thinking something like making you breathe underwater.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
But I'm just gorawing a complete plan. I read my
own Tennessee. Fat Boy tried to escape doing that.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
I saw it done every time.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I know it works on.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Movies, he said cartoons as well. Yeah, and he's not kidding. Yeah.
So anyway, Chester, well have you narrated down buddy? What
what could it be? Wild? Guess I'm just blanking John boy.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Sorry, Okay, Well that's all right, buddy. We appreciate you trying,
and I hope you'll try again. Okay, all right, buddy, Jackie,
you make Chester feel better. Blessed at Joseph about a Charlotte,
North Carolina is up?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Hey, Joseph, what's up you are? Boddy?
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Chester's blanking out? Honest man, what do you what do
you think we're talking about? Where coin coins? Well, let's
see that's what reeds are like. Dimes have one hundred
(29:55):
and eighteen of them, quarters have one hundred and nineteen.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Half dollars have one hundred and fifty. See those little riches.
Speaker 13 (30:03):
Yeah, it comes from when they when coins were made
of precious metals gold, silver and so forth. They aren't anymore.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Yeah, they need to cut them off and keep and
so Hey rich, Well Joseph worked out for you, buddy,
But go lord Tiger's prize pack head the old pad
in Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
Awesome, thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
All right, buddy, all right, man, right now, it is
your news. And right on the other side, call for mad.
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Mite coming in midway through the shovel yet.
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Aod morning this week showing the radio about twenty minutes
away from Bill Silver's this time till this new deportations.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Right now, I was just calling Max a little.
Speaker 11 (31:25):
Big show, John boy, and bell a home mad Max?
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Here?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
How's it going?
Speaker 11 (31:30):
How you thinking? I'm matter? And fog has split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine I am. Anyway, boy, let me take
I got invited to a wedding next weekend. And normally
when that happens, I'll holler my big old budd then
that'll be the end of it. But this time there's
more to the story, a lot more. This old boy
(31:53):
named Jim prew It is my chief electrician down in
construction company, man with me twenty five years years. Not
only is he one of my best friends, he's what
Tim Wilson would call the greatest electrician in the history
of civilizations. When Jim comes up to me on the
job side of today, he says, mass, I know this
is last minute, but my son Cody's getting married next Saturday.
(32:17):
Mean a lot to me if you was there, I said, yeah,
I ain't too hot on weddings, he says, And just
so you know, Cody's getting married to Eduardo. I says, Eduardo,
ain't that a boy's name? Are you inviting me to
a gay wedding? And Jim goes, well, technically, but not really.
(32:40):
You see, Cody actually fell in love with Consuela, this
cute little Mexican gual that works over at the waffle house.
Cody goes in there a good bit, so they spent
a lot of time together before he found out Consuela
was really Eduardo, who's a man. But he's doing one
in Caitlyn Jenner change overdue, I says, so your son's
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dream girl is a gender blender. Jim says, yeah, but
can't half asked it, Like Okaylyn, he's all in. He's
gonna have the surgery in a whole nine yard. I says, well,
why don't they just wait till after the surgery to
get married. Jim says, well, being young, they're a tad brooke.
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And in case I didn't mention it, Eduardo ain't exactly
in this country with what you call full documentation, I says, wait,
he's an illegal Mexican. Two. Jim goes, yeah, but once
he marries Cody, he'll be a citizen, which means Obamacare
will pay for a sex change. So, if you think
(33:43):
about it, it ain't really a gay wedding. It's a
regular wedding. It's getting off to an unconventional stock. I says, well,
pardon the pund but let me get this straight. If
you invited me to come watch two guys get married,
I'm illegal Mexican, a transgender illegal Mexican, but only till
(34:05):
his Obama Care kicks in, which means I'll be paying
to get him switched over. He says, yeah, it's pretty
much this. I took a real deep bread that said, Jim,
you've been my head electrician for twenty five years. You're
the best, and you and me are tight. But when
he asked me to be a part of something like that,
(34:25):
all I got to say is where is it and
what time should I be there?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Whether you're actually going to the wedding, well you better
I am.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Now.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
I'm still against gay weddings and illegal Mexican's getting sex
change operation on the taxpayers nickel, but you all know
how hard it is to find a good electrician. Anyways,
if you see me in the middle of a big
crowd of Mexico's next week here I'll be right for now.
(34:56):
This is Mad Max and all the best to you
and yours. God bless America. Shut out, shut up.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Day, good morning, make shows on al radio horn.
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Take a greeting, seekers of truth and humor. It is
I Bill Silvers, the Sultan of Sting, the Wizard of Wisdom,
the High Priest of Hijinks and personal life coach to
nature boy Rick Flair.
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I believe the phrase is woo.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
And I back today to address grievous wrongs that are
being committed in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations. Now,
only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against
throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around, there are people
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walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
From the civilized population. And I'm not just talking about
the heifers from the view.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
There are plenty of other people who can ride along
with the Democrats as they wing their way to El
Salvador on your dime, to French kiss and slow dance
with gangsters.
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Don't worry, I have.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
A list, so here it is kept hidden in elan
Omar's husband brothers sock drawer. Under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography,
Gang Like Me, comes today's top ten list. The top
ten other people who need to be deported. Number ten
people who fart when doing only one push up. Number
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nine people who need to be on a tractor to
do their best thinking. Number eight people who insist their
coworkers learn their dog's barks. Number seven people who can't
find their big bags. Are we setting a pattern? Number
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six people who can't refill their water bottles themselves. Number
five people who can't travel without an entourage. Number four
people who think cousins are good for practicing. Number three
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people who claim that they've been in trauma when they
clearly haven't. Number two people who work you were days
a year than Congress, And the number one type of
person who needs to be departed people who made a
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four decade career out of the catchphrase.
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We got all lined up here in the national days,
A lot of them falls on May twentieth. Lets say
we had some fun National Pick Strawberries Day. That'd be
a good thing. Man about time for our strawberries? Isn't
it from a boy.
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Streaming day?
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So streams something I should rescue dog day that I
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Yeah.
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When that word comes up on the wordy word, why
do we always say real men don't eat this because
that title of that book is burnt into our subconscious.
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That is correct, sir?
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What year was that was?
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It?
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Burnt into yours? Tighter?
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Ye're younger?
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What was?
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But I know about it?
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I know about it.
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Real men don't eat Keish. It was one of those
trendy books. I never read it. I don't even know
if I ever saw it self help, So do you
eat How to Be a Man?
Speaker 11 (02:59):
Yeah?
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Ever read it?
Speaker 12 (03:00):
Either?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's all right. It's like, you know, a little egg pie.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Put some greens in there, maybe a little spinach or
something like that.
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Bruce Fierstein.
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Real men don't eat Kish Kish Geese don't speak French,
and no I don't. I'm still looking for the year.
I'll get back to here, okay. Nineteen eighty two sources.
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It's using food and gender to explore the eighties anxieties.
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Oh that's what it was. Anxiety.
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But it was a satirical look at it, so it
was supposed to be funny.
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Yah.
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The subtitle was a guide book to all that is
truly masculine.
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There's proof I didn't read it. Mascular.
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That's helpful, Randy, You're welcome.
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You did that.
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Well, we got three dates in this is saved up.
Those are going to be very important. That will get
the winning beginned.
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All right.
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We ain't worried about keish until our final contest of
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for that World Lawn Moors prize package. It was nineteen
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He's a guy who invented paint by Numbers. Good work here, Max,
twenty fifteen. The NASCAR twenty sixteen Hall of Fame inductees
were named Bobby Isaac, Terry Labonni, and Jerry Cook.
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Twenty twenty four.
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Actress Scarlett Johansson says open a I tried to hire
her voice, and when she refused, they created a synthetic
voice known as Sky for an update to Chat GPT
that was very similar to her She sold twenty twenty four.
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That was one year ago. Yeah, hasn't settled, hasn't settled yet.
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But if you.
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Play, I think it's I don't know, it's one of
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Of the World of War whatever.
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But anyway, if you can play that game, you can
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voice officially, you know, gave.
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Is that James Earl Johns.
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Sure is I was waiting for you that. Yeah, so
James Earl Jones before he died, went into the studio
and did a whole bunch of voice tracking and gave
them the rights to it, and so you'll encounter him
during the battle.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
All right, Well there's are so Sky is some kind
of this season a game?
Speaker 12 (06:38):
Then?
Speaker 13 (06:39):
Uh no, they were using her like for advertising and
other sort of things.
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He's just saying they have Darth Vader's voice. He's an
AI to make him talk now since he's passed away.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
So you'll remember, what we're gonna deal with is like
three things AI can do. There you go, oh well,
let's do it one eight hundred Big Show you told
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You have a big shots. Let's say Karen from Cleveland, ten,
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All right baby, Let's see if we can send you
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At the airport.
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Cow interrupting?
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it was one million over the weekend North Wilkesboro. Christopher
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We did a little song about it.
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Now you drive a pretty good NASCAR boy, but give
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Rousty there of.
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But if you lose down to kick.
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Pit crew boys all jumped in.
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That sounded something like you they come right off into it.
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I ain't believe it.
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He didn't.
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He end alive?
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Mature?
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Oh you the want to see him?
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The door, imm rubber, you are alloy.
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Wouldn't Daryl spun out and rust you said you're.
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Pretty good, old son. But sitting back there with the
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Fire and race track, water side.
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The hold.
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A man feels in on fires.
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A hail in the wall, Jenny, get me another car
down here, pray.
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Back another copee of my house.
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Like mister shut on the sonic.
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What.
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Daryl bowed his head because he knew that he had
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on the racetrack.
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Water side, hold down until's head a fight.
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Picking up?
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Taylor morea.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Well, let's see what movies everyone was watching this weekend
at the box office. I have the top five for you.
Debuting at number one was Final Destination Bloodlines. They made
fifty one million this weekend and it was the best
debut for the franchise. It's a horror film. After two
weeks at number one, Thunderbolts dropped to second place. Let's
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see Sinners fell from second to third place. A Minecraft
movie is hanging in there at number four, followed by
The Accountant two, which rounds out the Top five the
account never made it up there the past second I
did too. Movies out this weekend, y'all Mission Impossible. The
Final Reckoning has that dude named Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Never heard of it?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Yeah, well, Hayley Atwills in it as well, Ving Raims
and Simon peg Ethan Hunt and the IMF team race
against time to find the Entity, a rogue artificial intelligence
that can destroy mankind. Lots of positive stuff about this ai.
Leelo and Stitch is also out this weekend as Tia Carrera,
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Zach galafanakas Senate, and Jason Scott Lee Walt Disney Pictures film.
It's a live action animated remake of Disney's two thousand
and two animated film Lelo, Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 16 (24:25):
They're very popular.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You're looking at me like, who the heck are they?
But yeah, very popular. Little girl with a little Ellien Okay, anyway.
The Last Rodeo is also coming out. It's about a
fifty year old man who returns to the sport of
pool riding after a crisis strikes his family.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh you should do that.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I feel that that might speak to you, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
A lot more on nigeos pretty much over as far
as just a one and done purpose it pays fifty grand.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Stuff.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
That's streaming this week, Season two of Tucci in Italy.
It's on Hulu and Disney Plus. Academy Award nominee Stanley
Tucci travels across Italy as you can imagine, tasting the
flavors of the land and sea, discovering the history, secrets,
and delights of the region. Okay, Earnhardt is on Amazon
and it's the series premiere. It's the untold story of
(25:15):
Dale Earnhardt Seniors is scent as NASCAR's pre eminent figure.
His charm resonated beyond the sport yielding fame and fortune.
This is an intimate exploration of a working class icon's
impact on his family and the racing world.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So this is this is news. This is news.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
It's on Amazon.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
It's not a documentary, it's a dramatization. Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Okay, she doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Okay, okay, man, that sounds examining his say. It might
be awesome, good good. That something I hadn't heard about.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
That.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
So Earnhardt on Amazon and it's coming out.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's coming out this week this week. Awesome good worker.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Okay, I just wanted to let you know that Clarkson's
Farm is coming out on Amazon. Season four is launching
this week, so and it's gonna start out with Jeremy
wanting to buy a pub. You know, he's always into something.
So Clarkson's Farm has also coming out.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Well, thank you very much, mate. Well let's get us
a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here review yesterday's question. We were trying to find
out the actual championship trophies for the Super Bowl, the
World Series, the PGA Tour, and nearly every other major
sport in the US are designed by this American company.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Who is Tifney. It is Tiffany and Company.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Very popular.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy collectors would know that
the original reason for putting reeds on the sides of
these was to deter people from shaving.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Parts of it all.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Oh, what are hot pockets?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
What y'all got one eight hundred? Big Show?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
You told free line, we go to we get the winter.
We play John Boy Jeopardy next Tuesday morning. This is
(27:30):
Big showing a radio on in two You may twentieth
our feature track from the Big Show vent box call
a hort about the new topless Mexican restaurant. Search for
keyword topless. And we have been having fun with our
friends from the South of the mornings and singing to
my old guys going in.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Clicking on their contest button. You can't get to We'll
call you.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
Let's play yeses live across America.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It's John Boy, Jeff and.
Speaker 13 (28:00):
Now a man who's never been to a topless Mexican restaurant,
but says he bets that's where they got the.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Idea for the naked burrito hes John Boyce. They headed
Chester out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning Chester.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Hello buddy, you got first shot of John boydjebary this morning, Chester.
So collectors would know that the original reason for putting
reeds on the sides of these was to deter people
from shaving.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Parts of it off. What could it be, Chester, Wow,
no reeds. I'm hung up. I'm thinking about like swamps
and dugs.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
I'm thinking something like making you breathe underwater.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
But I'm just gorawing a complete plan. I read my
own Tennessee. Fat Boy tried to escape doing that.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
I saw it done every time.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I know it works on.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Movies, he said cartoons as well. Yeah, and he's not kidding. Yeah.
So anyway, Chester, well have you narrated down buddy? What
what could it be? Wild? Guess I'm just blanking John boy.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Sorry, Okay, Well that's all right, buddy. We appreciate you trying,
and I hope you'll try again. Okay, all right, buddy, Jackie,
you make Chester feel better. Blessed at Joseph about a Charlotte,
North Carolina is up?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Hey, Joseph, what's up you are? Boddy?
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Chester's blanking out? Honest man, what do you what do
you think we're talking about? Where coin coins? Well, let's
see that's what reeds are like. Dimes have one hundred
(29:55):
and eighteen of them, quarters have one hundred and nineteen.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Half dollars have one hundred and fifty. See those little riches.
Speaker 13 (30:03):
Yeah, it comes from when they when coins were made
of precious metals gold, silver and so forth. They aren't anymore.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Yeah, they need to cut them off and keep and
so Hey rich, Well Joseph worked out for you, buddy,
But go lord Tiger's prize pack head the old pad
in Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
Awesome, thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
All right, buddy, all right, man, right now, it is
your news. And right on the other side, call for mad.
Speaker 17 (30:35):
Mite coming in midway through the shovel yet.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Aod morning this week showing the radio about twenty minutes
away from Bill Silver's this time till this new deportations.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Right now, I was just calling Max a little.
Speaker 11 (31:25):
Big show, John boy, and bell a home mad Max?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Here?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
How's it going?
Speaker 11 (31:30):
How you thinking? I'm matter? And fog has split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine I am. Anyway, boy, let me take
I got invited to a wedding next weekend. And normally
when that happens, I'll holler my big old budd then
that'll be the end of it. But this time there's
more to the story, a lot more. This old boy
(31:53):
named Jim prew It is my chief electrician down in
construction company, man with me twenty five years years. Not
only is he one of my best friends, he's what
Tim Wilson would call the greatest electrician in the history
of civilizations. When Jim comes up to me on the
job side of today, he says, mass, I know this
is last minute, but my son Cody's getting married next Saturday.
(32:17):
Mean a lot to me if you was there, I said, yeah,
I ain't too hot on weddings, he says, And just
so you know, Cody's getting married to Eduardo. I says, Eduardo,
ain't that a boy's name? Are you inviting me to
a gay wedding? And Jim goes, well, technically, but not really.
(32:40):
You see, Cody actually fell in love with Consuela, this
cute little Mexican gual that works over at the waffle house.
Cody goes in there a good bit, so they spent
a lot of time together before he found out Consuela
was really Eduardo, who's a man. But he's doing one
in Caitlyn Jenner change overdue, I says, so your son's
(33:03):
dream girl is a gender blender. Jim says, yeah, but
can't half asked it, Like Okaylyn, he's all in. He's
gonna have the surgery in a whole nine yard. I says, well,
why don't they just wait till after the surgery to
get married. Jim says, well, being young, they're a tad brooke.
(33:23):
And in case I didn't mention it, Eduardo ain't exactly
in this country with what you call full documentation, I says, wait,
he's an illegal Mexican. Two. Jim goes, yeah, but once
he marries Cody, he'll be a citizen, which means Obamacare
will pay for a sex change. So, if you think
(33:43):
about it, it ain't really a gay wedding. It's a
regular wedding. It's getting off to an unconventional stock. I says, well,
pardon the pund but let me get this straight. If
you invited me to come watch two guys get married,
I'm illegal Mexican, a transgender illegal Mexican, but only till
(34:05):
his Obama Care kicks in, which means I'll be paying
to get him switched over. He says, yeah, it's pretty
much this. I took a real deep bread that said, Jim,
you've been my head electrician for twenty five years. You're
the best, and you and me are tight. But when
he asked me to be a part of something like that,
(34:25):
all I got to say is where is it and
what time should I be there?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Whether you're actually going to the wedding, well you better
I am.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Now.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
I'm still against gay weddings and illegal Mexican's getting sex
change operation on the taxpayers nickel, but you all know
how hard it is to find a good electrician. Anyways,
if you see me in the middle of a big
crowd of Mexico's next week here I'll be right for now.
(34:56):
This is Mad Max and all the best to you
and yours. God bless America. Shut out, shut up.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Day, good morning, make shows on al radio horn.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Take a greeting, seekers of truth and humor. It is
I Bill Silvers, the Sultan of Sting, the Wizard of Wisdom,
the High Priest of Hijinks and personal life coach to
nature boy Rick Flair.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I believe the phrase is woo.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
And I back today to address grievous wrongs that are
being committed in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations. Now,
only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against
throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around, there are people
(36:15):
walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
From the civilized population. And I'm not just talking about
the heifers from the view.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
There are plenty of other people who can ride along
with the Democrats as they wing their way to El
Salvador on your dime, to French kiss and slow dance
with gangsters.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Don't worry, I have.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
A list, so here it is kept hidden in elan
Omar's husband brothers sock drawer. Under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography,
Gang Like Me, comes today's top ten list. The top
ten other people who need to be deported. Number ten
people who fart when doing only one push up. Number
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nine people who need to be on a tractor to
do their best thinking. Number eight people who insist their
coworkers learn their dog's barks. Number seven people who can't
find their big bags. Are we setting a pattern? Number
(37:27):
six people who can't refill their water bottles themselves. Number
five people who can't travel without an entourage. Number four
people who think cousins are good for practicing. Number three
(37:50):
people who claim that they've been in trauma when they
clearly haven't. Number two people who work you were days
a year than Congress, And the number one type of
person who needs to be departed people who made a
(38:10):
four decade career out of the catchphrase.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah. Somebody explained it to him.
Will I be in first class? This makes you?
Speaker 7 (38:28):
On the radio, John Bop, Benner and Tanner Fellers ran
to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
How you are listening to toe of the funniest guys
on the radio.
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And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 17 (38:50):
Oh hell.
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A?
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