December 16, 2025 • 44 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new edition of “What to Watch”.. - We’ll continue trying to jam all of our Christmas parody songs in your ears.. - Cadbury begrudgingly appears in a Live Nativity Scene.. - We have more on the bizarre goings on in College Football with Mark Packer’s Southern Fried Football report.. - We have another one of Raiford’s classic reports from the tabloids.. - and we’ll wrap up with the Christmas edition of “Cooking with Raiford”…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You're old pal Stevi here, no, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I can do to do? Get up, get at it.
It is Tuesday, December the sixteenth, Christmas is coming. The
goose is getting Fat's hat onto John Boy's hat. It's
a big brain, all right, I'm work shopping some material.
I'm loving that kids. The next phase of my life. Sure,
(01:28):
last BEG show will be December thirty first, twenty twenty five.
Y'all has been quite a party. Save y'all so much.
Our farewell Christmas show will be the Tuesday before Christmas,
eighty third, the twenty third of December us when their
body's coming in. So that'll be our last like real
life show. And then you know we got the holiday
(01:48):
shows for the week headed toward the new year. Oh right,
thank y'all. Know many, what a great weekend we had
Robert Earl Keynes Christmas show. Then I hope on town Sharlo,
North Carolina on Friday night to go. He hollered out
of course to John Boy and Billy and Jackie. Huge
(02:08):
applause from the souled out crowd, mostly for Jackies. I know,
you know, my boy, how that works. And then the
trans Iberian Orchestra man, a lot of y'all saw my
boy Matthew getting ready, had on his TSO shirt and
he was posing with that huge, that wonderful plaque that
TSO gave us for supporting them over the years, and
(02:30):
then had a video of him at the TSO concert
was Saturday, and the man that was also It's like
the Violinis knew that the Maddie was there, but he didn't.
It just you know, I don't know. It was just
so cool. Y'all can see it. What happened. He just
came right up to Maddie. Must have spotted him and Michael,
(02:50):
my middle son, Jackie that that took him. They had
a row of people of course there, but and he
said the violence when he saw Maddie up dancing, and
he came and he winked at Michael. He winked at
Stick and then got up there beside Mac.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, awesome. I know Matthew will never forget that.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Man.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
He's a jammer. If it's something he likes, he ain't
sitting down.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That was awesome.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
You texted me and you didn't tell me what it was.
I was at the show, but I didn't see it.
And I said, David, pull up Facebook. Matthew's on there.
We just I bet we watched it twenty times. I'm
like looking, Maddie Go had his headphones on jamming.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
That is neat, y'all. You can see it at the
John Boy and Billy Facebook page. So cool. So what
a what a great weekend heading up towards Christmas? Here?
Oh well, quick letter I got from a listener out
of Memphis, Tennessee, Karen Curry. She spells her Curry. See
you are r I E Jackie No Ken.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
I'm thinking about changing mind if I don't get some
subway gift cardsons.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Said John Boy. Billy gave me a picture of this cat.
You see that cat there? This is Sammy Joe, my
mama's cat. Is he cute or what? Yes?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
He is?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It reminds me of my best cat I ever had.
Angelo looked like that man anyway, said John Boy and Billy.
I'm really gonna miss y'all. I've been listening to y'all
since nineteen ninety five. Y'all really gonna be miss loved.
Y'all mean it. Karen curR, Well, thank you so much, Karen,
and thanks for the picture of Sammy Joe. You mama's cat.
All right to get the winning beginning, we'll do that
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next we're awake. Big Show's on the radio. Good morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Get the first prize back
out big O Blue EMU package including two jars of
blue em you none greasy relief or whatever pains you.
Blue EMU works fast. It won't make you sneak this
Blue em You've been around a long time since the
Liberty of Insurance. EMU has been around anyway. It is
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along with the PBC O tc IT Relief cream of
in store and online at Walmart that was on other
finer retailers. So let's get you three days in history.
Is you're ready for your categories to win it. It
was December sixteenth, seventeen seventy three, the Boston Tea Party
took place as American colonists disguised as Indians boarded a
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British ship in Boston Harbor, nut more than three hundred
chests of tea overboard, and a protest against tea taxes. Now,
I didn't realized it was like this. It was cold
out there in the Boston Hall round guessing.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
I would imagine it wonderful winning the water.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Yeah it did, Okay, Yeah, what they were doing was
preventing the tax collectors from getting the money from the.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Tea so they couldn't sell it now and then.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But since they were disguised as Indians, they just went
back and gave Indians a bunch of money back. I'm
just making that, Okay. Let's move up to nineteen fifty
one history. Dragnet debuted on NBC. No, I guess Joe Friday. Yeah,
you know, that was pretty good movie they did, and
(06:07):
Tom Hanks AND's a Akrod and that might be fun
to watching.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
You here you go, you got time coming up?
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Oh my wife keeps saying that at home, add this
to your January.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Least finally on this day, No. Six, so nervous grandmother
mistakenly put her one month old grandson through an X
ray machine at La International Airport. A startled security worker
noticed the shape of a child on the monitor and
immediately pulled him out. Doctors at the local hospitals said
(06:42):
he didn't receive a dangerous dose of radiation. Is this
where you put got shoes, babies, belts a rock?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Look you said put the carry ons on.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm trying to carry them. Think about X ray and stuff?
Another word, one ain't hundred big show you told free
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Speaker 11 (08:00):
Utthust.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Let's play up Bust. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize being let's go contest and number one.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Win playing upst have a hurry up and guest time
you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Let's say, hey, I'm Martin from Reedsville, North Carolina. Well shots,
good morning, mor Hey, Boddy, Hey, how's the big How
you doing today?
Speaker 8 (08:46):
And I'm doing all man, We're great. Good to hear
from you again. I talk to you several times, but
this is going to be part of the one of
the last times, unfortunately, but we're gonna make it good
at this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Help with Johnny. That's right, buddy, well Mark, I don't
know man, you know, and I go back to my
hometown of Graham, North Carolina. I'm close to you. You
got to pull over it.
Speaker 13 (09:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Locks and reason.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
See, he hasn't told his wife he's retiring, so he
needs a place to hang out in the morning.
Speaker 14 (09:18):
He needs to go to work every day.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
All right, Mary, let's get you through these three categories, buddy,
gets you prize back. Here we go in five seconds.
A tough one for us, h Adama's count of boars.
Three kinds of tea. Ready go.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
All right, let's cry herbal tea, hot tea. And I
knew what you go for.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Just trying to help you.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You got it, buddy. Now we need three cop shows. Okay,
three cop shows on TV. Ready, go all.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Right, we'll dragging it. Uh, Hill Street Blues and Criminal Minds.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
How about that work? All right? Mark for to win
three things besides babies that you can X ray. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
All right, I've got bones. Uh you're joint and at
the dentist Keith. You always want to.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Sell sharps the tag down body, but no blue Eveing
package headed over to Reedsville for you. All right?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Well, good deal. John, can give a quick shout out.
I know you're busy, but I like to give a
shout out.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You go ahead, Uh, kudos.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
My reason for Rams. They beat the Bavard Blue Devil
for the four A state championship.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Go Ram awesome, and then.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
We do not not like playing the Graham Red Devil.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Good thing we didn't make it this year.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Don't want to have been a content, John, But I'm
gonna miss you guys. I listen y'alls in nineteen eighty
six and uh, you have all things in common with
same birthday in March twenty eighth. We've got two special siblings.
My son Josh is autistic and I knew I saw
Maddie on a trance sy They good job, Maddie, anyway,
(11:25):
John's gonna be a sad day when you'll get off
the gonna meet George, because I'm gonna I'm gonna be
listening to you on reruns.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
A good deal.
Speaker 15 (11:35):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We appreciate you and yours buddies. Thank you, Ah, thank you.
Go all right boy, will you hang on the jacket
by the money hour top of you and news on
the other side. Yeah, I plan of Rudolph the Redding
that rain there ever since the ce ME days, Good
(12:31):
Morning Big shows on the radio. It was a It
was the first Christmas song we played well right up there,
I know. Porky Pigs Blue Christmas was one and this
was the other. This was held over from the c
B days. Yes, Donny Murray and the Smoky Mountain Oyster
Band for this Christmas Class ten for.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Rude all the Rednagarindymoke, Lucky Strikes and Dip Snuff and
win It Come Doo liquor.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
He couldn't ever get in now.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He carried a song off shot gun and always slicked
back his fur. Maastine Layton all out the other Rainders
all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Called him sir.
Speaker 16 (13:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
He lived in a double white trailer about a mile
from saying he's house his own pandy chin. Every Christmas
Rudolph would always get sat out dead drunk. Then to
walk down to the stable. Yeah worthy o the rain.
(14:07):
There's would be even hate worried because I spent two
backer juice and punch out two or more like name.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
And Jim, you take Donner, you'll let you get him
in the wall. Give me a lift now means.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And then one buggy Christmas Eve, Sandy king down to
Rudolph's trailer, you know where Rudolph was lying in the
bed trying to get over last night's drunk. Ye here,
then Sandy Claus saw Rudolph's bed covered with electorate bottles,
the macro juice all over him, had cigarette butts all
over the floor. There he got raio mane George, I
(14:44):
ain't and he said to Rudolph, you'd better get on
the dead gum wagon and pull my sled tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Boy an about it, man. Now, Rudolf did like.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
This kind of loud talks early in the morning, you know.
So he reached over and spent tobacco juice in the
left eye. Sandy Claw then took a liquor bottle and
busted it.
Speaker 17 (15:03):
Over bes look said, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You get that gun bat hit me?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Fut will you do?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You see Santa Claus didn't like at a talk.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Don't I've got a talk?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Food off coming at it with a bottling all.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know what't that funny?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does say? Santa Claus has been taking kung fu lessons
from this Chinese eld of all summer longer while he
didn't have nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Boy what so he takes.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
His right hand there and slams it in.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The root Off's old face. It just knocks him playing
on the floor.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You with off the red back rain there had a
very flooding those and if you ever saw it, you
would even say it close all of their rain deers
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now lamb and rove bap their heads. Calls Rudolf the
red neckarin there and how your no God radio.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Bread, good morning, Maby show's on the radio, and said
(16:34):
who's on the desk? Yes morning a red Hot Talent Hello.
Speaker 16 (16:39):
Red Hot Talent Incorporated. God rest emailed gentlemen, sorry I
bit the inside of my mouth. God Rest, g married gentlement.
Let nothing you dismay. It's jim Borne Bobby our special.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Love that day they're smallest and cocks n chokes, and
then they'll go away your party. They'll be a big surprise,
big sall prize for jimp on party, those two rednecks.
Speaker 15 (17:15):
That's pretty fast myself. And I'm sorry about that. Biting
inside of your mouth very hurt. You're so sweet. I'd
like to bite the inside of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Lessen seal is mari in.
Speaker 16 (17:29):
Hold on, I'll ask him.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, jim.
Speaker 16 (17:33):
Oh, you may have to hold on a second. He's
doing his Santa.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Claus impressions, making a list, checking it twice.
Speaker 16 (17:39):
No, he's laying a finger beside of his nose. It's
inside of it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Okay, got jump out my right, Love? You mean you're right?
He got his books for anything this week there, mister Love.
Speaker 13 (17:52):
Yeah, the sheet Nope.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, what's the problem now, Jimbo.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
You should know by now this is a slow time
of year for you guys.
Speaker 15 (18:02):
It's Christmas water be book selling all the way through
New Year's.
Speaker 13 (18:05):
Look, Babe, I've told you this over and over again,
this time of year when folks want to book a
jolly fat guy in his little tooper. You're just not
the first talk. Yeah, I tell you, I still love
that you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You must, you tell it every year.
Speaker 13 (18:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a minute, we're entering
into another three weeks of you playing Christmas carols from
l on the trumpet, o behind beating an idea in the.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah yeah, anything else happening i'd see here.
Speaker 13 (18:32):
Oh remember I tell you the Jimer and Bobby National
Fan Club was going to march in the Rose Bowl Parade.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, we're really excited about that.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Bad news they had to drop out. Why well, one
guy died the other one couldn't get off work. Hey,
I finally bought my new Lexus. You gotta see this thing.
Sleek styling, butter soft leather interior and the coolest stereo
you ever saw in your life.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh yeah, well, what's so cool about?
Speaker 13 (18:56):
It's got a state of the art radio that has
no buttons.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
No buttons? Well, how do you tune it?
Speaker 13 (19:02):
Let's got a voice recognition computer chip built in. You
control it just by talking to it. It's great. You
just tell it what kind of music you want to
hear and it finds it automatically.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't believe that many.
Speaker 13 (19:13):
I didn't believe it either, but the salesman showed me
how it works. When we went for the test drive,
he said country, and the radio turns on. A goth
Brook song started playing.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
Then he said easy listening and Neil Diamond song came
on the radio. Wow, he said rock and Pink Floyd
came on the radio. Man, And just then a guy
put it in front of us and almost ramps off
the road. I slammed on the brakes and said, you stupid,
no driving idiot, and then the Jimbo and Bobby share
for I love you so listen, babe, I gotta run. Hey,
(19:45):
how'd you like to have a relaxing three or four
martini lunch at the most expensive place in town and
it won't cost you at Dome?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You kidnot love it me too?
Speaker 13 (19:54):
Hey, saving a sweet talks some petty.
Speaker 16 (19:56):
Cash out of that network operation in the gap.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
At your machine called my machine. I love you, mother.
It's like Jimbo. When I think of you, I'm reminded
of that classic lines from the end of side two
of the Beatles Abbey Road Out.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I mean I know this one. The love you take
is equal to the love you make.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
No, no, no, boy, You're gonna carry that weight, carry
that way a long time.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
And Jimbo, Good morning, No big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the diet.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Huh they won. Good morning. There's a big shot the
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radio coming up in minutes. From the desk of Taylor
Tayman uses what to watch right now? More outdoor people,
Maybe you're not quite as adept. Some of us with
firearms should harvest your venison in the woods, valid hunting license.
(21:44):
You have to try to get your deer meat some
other ways. Let's go with this Big Show Christmas classic.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I came upon a road to killed you. A sorrowful
sight to behold. He lay upon the high ways it
his body was still and cold.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I bad.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
He never saw the car careening through the snool.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
The light shone broadly.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
His eyes, and then they laid him low.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
My came a mon a road killed.
Speaker 18 (23:04):
Him and lifted him. Will him joys snus feast of
bad be Snoby Johns be care for.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Those crowds there, really get.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
Stuck in your team, will please the adler strong his
head upon our hos.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
A rea.
Speaker 18 (24:03):
S pay is old toads.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The good Morning, I got the Big Showing, the radio woment,
(24:52):
Randy my Catharis or Thesaurus. What am I using that
word wrong to? No? Is that when I was setting
up I came upon a road filled. Hear about it?
I said, if you're not as inept and hunting as
I am, which means completely unskilled? Yes, what the word
I was looking for? Adept at adept so okay, adapt
inept so uh in. Just change the syllable if I
(25:16):
use it wrong again? All right? Good Hey, we got
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Hang on play for it in minutes. They're right now.
From the desk of Tayertainment News, What to watch, Marcy,
this might be your final what to watch. You shut
your mouth for the Big Show will you call me
at home and tell me work next week going toward Christmas. Yeah,
(26:02):
we're finishing up before Christmas Eve. So hanging a going
old boy, and Randy'll point out every mistake.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
I wish I would have known this.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
Eight hours ago I thought I.
Speaker 9 (26:17):
Didn't think I needed to stick the landing until next week.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, you'll have plenty of times do We're go on
the Taters Big Show Hangover One More Round podcast. Let
me tell you right, quick search Tater Hangover on Apple
or Spotify. Follow at Tator Hangover Trainer's up first episode
January thirteenth. Plenty of time to find and follow.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
There you go now so well with deadlines.
Speaker 14 (26:43):
Hey, z Utopia to reclaimed the number one spot at
the theaters this weekend. So it was out like two
weeks ago. Yes, so Zootobya two was got knocked down
at and then popped back up. Oh this is going great.
Five Nights at Freddy's dropped a second place. It came
in first when everybody wanted to see the animatronic creatures
(27:07):
go crazy, and then it dropped a second.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, don't let that. Besides the trans Iberian Orgust her
up on the Johnbo and build a Facebook page. He
loves the Chucky Cheese house band.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Oh yeah, you know, he's a music Everybody has to
shut up when the band comes.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And it is all about the SpongeBob SquarePants movie. I
don't want to get ahead of it. Come out anyway, You's.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Free, Wicked for Good. Came in third place. I don't
know how to say this word. Uh durhar ondo her
you're on to herr d h u r a n
d h a r.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
That sounds like you're on to her? What I don't
It's a movie.
Speaker 14 (27:47):
It came out, It came in fourth place. It wasn't
even on my radar last week. I didn't even know
to tell you to go see it. So good on them.
Look they made the top five and now you see
me now you don't came in fifth place.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
Alrighty in theaters this weekend. Spoiler alert The SpongeBob movie.
Speaker 14 (28:07):
Yeah, the SpongeBob movie, The Search for square Pants animated
as we know, and special guest voices will be George Lopez,
Ice Spice, Mark Hamill, Hey.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Jagie, you boy. George Lopez is doing a voice on
the SpongeBob SquarePants movie. Oh man, I'm gonna have to
get him to call Maddie after made the movie.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Look at You Well.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
In this movie, we're gonna follow SpongeBob as he travels
to the depths of the ocean to face off against
the Flying Dutchman. It's the fourth theatrical film based on
the SpongeBob Theory series. As you will know, because I'm
sure you own all of them.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
She's very in that.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
I am very.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Boy.
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Avatar, Fire and Ash is also released this Friday.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
It's PG thirteen. It's James Cameron's movie.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
It's the Sam Worthington, Zoe Solanda Gourney Weaver and Kate
Winslett are in this. This is the sequel to Avatar
The Way of the Water that came out in twenty
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yait So this's actually the third one, not the second one.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
It's the third installment in the.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Because the first Avatar, we just learned it was like
the number one movie in the world is still is
it still is? Yeah, for the highest grossing movie the
first Avatar all the time.
Speaker 14 (29:19):
And that was Avatar. And he had come up with
this idea when he was nineteen. I watched a kind
of behind the scenes getting ready for this. Yeah, but
he knew that with making movies, there was no way
to do it yet, so he had to wait for
the technology to catch up. And then it was the
same thing after he did The Way of the Water,
they had to wait again. So anyway, so Avatar four
(29:41):
and five are in various stages of production and our
schedule to be released in twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
This new one is second three hours forty five minutes long.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh yeah, I guess I'll have an intermission because then
think so wow, really they're gonna have to.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
You're just gonna have to get up and wei wei
and just wish someone could.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Catch up, get you depends they started They started filming
this movie along with the other The Way of the Water,
so they were kind of doing them together, and that
started in twenty seventeen. Wow, and so there you go,
well waited and also coming out The Housemaid.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
This is a psychological thriller.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
It's about a young woman with a troubled past who
becomes the living housemaid for a wealthy family who else
would have it, and discovers that this house holds had
some dark secrets and mayhem.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
In and there's that Little Pert Girl, That did the
Jeans add the kidney Swing.
Speaker 14 (30:36):
Well streaming if you have time for it, John Boy,
of course. Netflix's debut Wake Up, Dead Man and Knives
Out Mystery. Yes So, it's starring Daniel Craig, Josh Brolind,
Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, and Glenn Closer in this one.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Have you seen the other Knives Out? I saw that? Otherwise,
Wake Up and What's That?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
It's on Netfield Netflix. Sorry, look at them taking notes?
That makes me so happy.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
Netflix also has season six premiering this week of My
Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman. If you're
a David fan, his new Season's Out and Fallout is
back on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Season two premieres this week.
Speaker 14 (31:16):
It's a post apocalyptic drama based on the video.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Game Yeah Stick. Watching That It's good.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
The Dude with No Nose freaks me out.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Walter Goggins with nose, He's.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Good, He's good this one.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
This season set two centuries after the Great War of
twenty seventy seven, in which society has collapsed following a
nuclear holocaust. Season one premiered back April twenty twenty four, and.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
It has been announced. There will be a season three
about day. I won't be around to tell you, so
you're gonna have to look for it. Write it down.
It's on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Alright, you guys, all right about you so much? Great
job all these years I did. Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy for that bird
tea County Peanuts, Big Old prize page. Uh yeah, review
yesterday's question. Well you found out. Yeah, Turkey's taking over Thanksgiving.
But it wasn't too long ago. Well to do, folks
(32:16):
were serving up these birds for their traditional Christmas dinner.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
What are peacocks?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
It was there They good watch dogs and have them.
Speaker 14 (32:23):
There are pretty birds.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I have never eaten one, though Pokey wouldn't let me.
Oh yeah, well he's using them for probably today's John
Boy Jeopardy. During an odd annual celebration in parts of Spain,
women place these in the middle of main street, just
before masked men dressed as devils sprint by and leap
(32:49):
over them like hurdles to ward off evil spirits.
Speaker 14 (32:54):
What are stuffed bras in front?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What y'all got? What eight hundred? Big show? Don't free life?
We go to we get a winner. We play John
Moore Jepeney next, Good Morning, and the Big Show is
(33:37):
on the radio for you Tuesday morning. I feature track
from The Big Show bit Box, Cooking with Rayford, Doug
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at the Big Show dot comy right now, let's play
Yeahs live across America.
Speaker 17 (33:53):
It's John boyd jem and now you're host.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
He's all excited about seeing his wife hoping gifts from
him on Christmas morning and hearing her say those three
little words, where's the receipts?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
He's my gout Say hey to Tim out of Anderson,
South Carolina. Good morning, Tim, Good morning, on morning, little buddy,
all right, got first shot this morning. Now we have
We've had this before. It was a long time ago.
Goes kind of odd. So yes, well, like we said,
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during an odd annual celebration in parts of Spain, women
place these in the middle of main street and then
mask men dressed as devils run by and leap over
him like hurdles to ward off evil spirits. So well,
could that be Tim? What are babies? What are babies?
Speaker 14 (34:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
The annual festival part of their Corpus Christy Feast. It
is the Catholic celebration that takes place in sixty days
after Easter. Taylor, I'm sure you will you do that
being a good Cato. Taylor would laid down jump over her.
It'd be like the high hurdles. Yeah, that's a compliment. Okay,
(35:20):
yeah right, And Tim, look at you getting the bird
tea County Peanuts prize pack. We'll get to you down Anderson, buddy.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Oh yeah, can you get a quick shut out?
Speaker 19 (35:30):
You go ahead, only shout out to my two step
zones that serving in the military, Alex and Greg, and
to my father who served in World War Two, and
to y'all for a sport in the military. All the
year is and Lee finally getting talked to you after
forty five years listening.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wow, how about that? Tim? Well that's awesome man. Well
you think your loved ones for us? All right, buddy,
I sure will thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Tim.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Hang on with Jacket by the many hours tribe of
your news. On the other side, I remembering the Rayfords segment.
Speaker 12 (36:05):
And then had married, Well Christmas, good morning, to make
(36:36):
sure it's.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
On the radio, and look at what here Robert D.
Rayford everybody got tips on how to drive. Let's see
what Rayford says. Says the first rule should be patience.
They know what it's like.
Speaker 20 (36:55):
People always think it's the other person who's the bad driver,
and they're the good driver. That can considerate one. Yeah,
be patient. Give other drivers a break. If it's safe
and you're already stopped, allowing out the driver to pull
into traffic ahead of you, don't go giving them the finger.
That's one of the worst things you can do, popping
off and carrying on. Be patient, wave and thank you
when the driver motions you into traffic. You stopped at
(37:17):
the traffic signal, Notice cars around you. If you pulled
up a little bit, maybe another driver can reach a
turn lane that you're blocking. Remember the freeway's left lane
is for the fastest cars.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That's not for you.
Speaker 20 (37:30):
Keep right. Unless you're a state trooper, it's not up
to you to enforce the speed limit by becoming a
rolling roadblock.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
It's the law.
Speaker 20 (37:38):
Slower traffic stays right. It's one of the biggest complaints
we hear. Don't dawdle around if you're making a turn
into a driveway. Get your car out of the travel
lane as quickly as you can safely do it, and
stop that tailgating, keep a three second following distance between cars,
and don't get upset if someone pulls into that space.
Get over the feeling that the space belongs to you.
(38:00):
You drive as if everyone on the road knows you're
a name and who you are. Just the other day
I saw a news item about a man who was
just convicted driving drunk causing a collision with another vehicle.
Judge says he caused it, so how can it be
an accident? Think about that? Robert d Rafer, John Boyn,
Billy Show, h On Man.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
That's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning.
All Right, Christmas Adventure with Tad Barry. Wow, our very
own Nativity scene I've always wanted one. Really fits nice
in a city park.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yes, very impressive, sir.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
The only problem is you should watch where you're going,
so should the camels. That reminds me it's time to
muck out the manger, Derek cadburry me.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Why don't you do it?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Hey, I'm playing Joseph. I can't be shoveling duty. I'm
gonna be handling the baby. H Nice tries it's only
a doll. Wrong again, old boy, we're doing this first class.
The doll's out. Oh, dear tell me, I'm not going
to use a real baby. No, but I got the
next best thing. Hey.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
There ho today pot liquors?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Hey, rigg right on top? You look great.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
I tell you.
Speaker 17 (39:38):
These huggies fit like a glove, but they don't hold
the heat worth the crap. He is a bit chatty
for the baby. Jesus, don't you think so?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Well, let's just say the price was right. Besides, he's
supplying the wise men. No relation, I take it.
Speaker 17 (39:51):
Hey, I don't remember the Bible saying nothing about a
fat Peguentin the major scene.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
He was right there next to the midget.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
So where all those wise men Ricky be?
Speaker 17 (40:01):
They're on the job. It don't be along directly? Uh
hate you forgetting.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Something I didn't forget. Here you go a gallon thermos
of hot TODDI is just like I promise, That's what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 17 (40:19):
Who is it strong enough? My head went numb? How
can you tell? Hey, didn't I see you in happy feet?
I'll see hew you half kite ha seed? All right
you too? That's enough. Try and remember what this season
is all about. It's about commemorating the birth of our
Lord and savior. It's about a time for all people
(40:40):
to praise his name and to treat each other with
the kindness, love and respect that we should all year round.
Don't you remember anything from a Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Snoopy here could dance? Oh says right, that's no point
to hold this. My apologies.
Speaker 17 (40:57):
Merry Christmas, mister shop truce ah cease fire suits me fine,
Merry Christmas there, mister French here, take a pull off
if toddy Oh no, oh no, not tonight. Alcohol tends
to bring out my dark side. I promised sir I
would be on my best behavior. Me too, But I
ain't a fanatic about it. Ricky, what about those wise men?
(41:18):
The cars are starting to back up. I speak of
the devil. Here they come now, fireman on a fire truck.
Wait a minute, of these are your wise men? Bible
says three strangers came from a fire and they just
did get it.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I hate to say it, side, but it is mildly amusing.
Speaker 17 (41:36):
Well, that was a long way to go for a
punch line worth the tow an instant classic.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Well, now, that we finished with the comedy portion of
the program, and shall we begin, sir? All right, place
is everybody? This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Whoa, whoa, wo Hold on just a second. Excuse me.
Who's in charge here?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Is that you?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Uh? Yes, sir, I'm Joseph I mean John Boy, you
know from the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (41:59):
Uh sorry, I'm more of an NPR kind of guy.
Oh I've been a liberal. Nope, I'm standing in camel duty.
Devin Circi is my name. I'm from the ACLU. You're
gonna have to take your little prehistoric nursery down.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
What you heard me? I've got a court order right here.
Speaker 11 (42:16):
Apparently we've got a few families complaining it infringes upon
their rights.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
A few families. What about the other families, like the
ones who are waiting in line to see it.
Speaker 11 (42:25):
That is not my problem, sir. The law is the law. Now,
are you going to take it down?
Speaker 17 (42:29):
Or am I going to unbelievable what seems to be
the dilemma?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
So that puckered but from the ACLU says we're offending
people with a nativity scene.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
Really, how on earth can anyone be offended by the
birth of our Lord by the spirit of the season
of giving by Christmas.
Speaker 11 (42:47):
Sorry, Sport, Not everybody buys into that stuff and their
rights have to be protected.
Speaker 17 (42:52):
That stuff, hell, that stuff, as you call it, is
a very foul for this country, sir. The founding fathers
declared this a Christian nation on its inception, and who
are you to state otherwise? You tell them can't bear
This country is in a moral and spiritual decline thanks
(43:13):
to people like you. People like you who, in the
disguise of good deeds and social justice, seek to make
the lives of the many a misery to satisfy the
persnicative whims of an intolerant few. People like you drain
the joy from everyday.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Life in this country. Sir, that was beautiful. You're like
a fat or some whales.
Speaker 11 (43:36):
Okay, easy there, teabout your I don't want any trouble.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Let's just shut it down.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Let's all go home, okay.
Speaker 17 (43:42):
Sir, I beseech you. Haven't you ever wondered what it
would be like to try to make people happy? Wouldn't
you just once in yourself aggrandizing, self important existence, like
to make everyone smile just once a year?
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Well, I don't know, maybe what would I have to do.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Just old steal. I can't believe I did that. I
can't believe you did it's sober. I can't believe it's
not butter. Huh you use steak butter in these toddies.
(44:21):
I let it slide. Oh dear, what do we do
with him?
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Put a robe on him and stick him on a camel.
Good idea.
Speaker 17 (44:28):
This is why they call it the most wonderful time
of the year. Merry Christmas, guys, God bless us everyone.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Sir, we got another problem.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
What now?
Speaker 17 (44:38):
I got a little excited during the fight, and uh, well,
someone's gonna have to change my hugging fellas.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Somebody's gotta do it.
Speaker 14 (44:46):
Hey, Hey,
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You're old pal Stevi here, no, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I can do to do? Get up, get at it.
It is Tuesday, December the sixteenth, Christmas is coming. The
goose is getting Fat's hat onto John Boy's hat. It's
a big brain, all right, I'm work shopping some material.
I'm loving that kids. The next phase of my life. Sure,
(01:28):
last BEG show will be December thirty first, twenty twenty five.
Y'all has been quite a party. Save y'all so much.
Our farewell Christmas show will be the Tuesday before Christmas,
eighty third, the twenty third of December us when their
body's coming in. So that'll be our last like real
life show. And then you know we got the holiday
(01:48):
shows for the week headed toward the new year. Oh right,
thank y'all. Know many, what a great weekend we had
Robert Earl Keynes Christmas show. Then I hope on town Sharlo,
North Carolina on Friday night to go. He hollered out
of course to John Boy and Billy and Jackie. Huge
(02:08):
applause from the souled out crowd, mostly for Jackies. I know,
you know, my boy, how that works. And then the
trans Iberian Orchestra man, a lot of y'all saw my
boy Matthew getting ready, had on his TSO shirt and
he was posing with that huge, that wonderful plaque that
TSO gave us for supporting them over the years, and
(02:30):
then had a video of him at the TSO concert
was Saturday, and the man that was also It's like
the Violinis knew that the Maddie was there, but he didn't.
It just you know, I don't know. It was just
so cool. Y'all can see it. What happened. He just
came right up to Maddie. Must have spotted him and Michael,
(02:50):
my middle son, Jackie that that took him. They had
a row of people of course there, but and he
said the violence when he saw Maddie up dancing, and
he came and he winked at Michael. He winked at
Stick and then got up there beside Mac.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, awesome. I know Matthew will never forget that.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Man.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
He's a jammer. If it's something he likes, he ain't
sitting down.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That was awesome.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
You texted me and you didn't tell me what it was.
I was at the show, but I didn't see it.
And I said, David, pull up Facebook. Matthew's on there.
We just I bet we watched it twenty times. I'm
like looking, Maddie Go had his headphones on jamming.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
That is neat, y'all. You can see it at the
John Boy and Billy Facebook page. So cool. So what
a what a great weekend heading up towards Christmas? Here?
Oh well, quick letter I got from a listener out
of Memphis, Tennessee, Karen Curry. She spells her Curry. See
you are r I E Jackie No Ken.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
I'm thinking about changing mind if I don't get some
subway gift cardsons.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Said John Boy. Billy gave me a picture of this cat.
You see that cat there? This is Sammy Joe, my
mama's cat. Is he cute or what? Yes?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
He is?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Karen?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It reminds me of my best cat I ever had.
Angelo looked like that man anyway, said John Boy and Billy.
I'm really gonna miss y'all. I've been listening to y'all
since nineteen ninety five. Y'all really gonna be miss loved.
Y'all mean it. Karen curR, Well, thank you so much, Karen,
and thanks for the picture of Sammy Joe. You mama's cat.
All right to get the winning beginning, we'll do that
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next we're awake. Big Show's on the radio. Good morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Get the first prize back
out big O Blue EMU package including two jars of
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in store and online at Walmart that was on other
finer retailers. So let's get you three days in history.
Is you're ready for your categories to win it. It
was December sixteenth, seventeen seventy three, the Boston Tea Party
took place as American colonists disguised as Indians boarded a
(05:18):
British ship in Boston Harbor, nut more than three hundred
chests of tea overboard, and a protest against tea taxes. Now,
I didn't realized it was like this. It was cold
out there in the Boston Hall round guessing.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
I would imagine it wonderful winning the water.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Yeah it did, Okay, Yeah, what they were doing was
preventing the tax collectors from getting the money from the.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Tea so they couldn't sell it now and then.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But since they were disguised as Indians, they just went
back and gave Indians a bunch of money back. I'm
just making that, Okay. Let's move up to nineteen fifty
one history. Dragnet debuted on NBC. No, I guess Joe Friday. Yeah,
you know, that was pretty good movie they did, and
(06:07):
Tom Hanks AND's a Akrod and that might be fun
to watching.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
You here you go, you got time coming up?
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Oh my wife keeps saying that at home, add this
to your January.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Least finally on this day, No. Six, so nervous grandmother
mistakenly put her one month old grandson through an X
ray machine at La International Airport. A startled security worker
noticed the shape of a child on the monitor and
immediately pulled him out. Doctors at the local hospitals said
(06:42):
he didn't receive a dangerous dose of radiation. Is this
where you put got shoes, babies, belts a rock?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Look you said put the carry ons on.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm trying to carry them. Think about X ray and stuff?
Another word, one ain't hundred big show you told free
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Let's play up Bust. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize being let's go contest and number one.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Win playing upst have a hurry up and guest time
you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Let's say, hey, I'm Martin from Reedsville, North Carolina. Well shots,
good morning, mor Hey, Boddy, Hey, how's the big How
you doing today?
Speaker 8 (08:46):
And I'm doing all man, We're great. Good to hear
from you again. I talk to you several times, but
this is going to be part of the one of
the last times, unfortunately, but we're gonna make it good
at this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Help with Johnny. That's right, buddy, well Mark, I don't
know man, you know, and I go back to my
hometown of Graham, North Carolina. I'm close to you. You
got to pull over it.
Speaker 13 (09:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Locks and reason.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
See, he hasn't told his wife he's retiring, so he
needs a place to hang out in the morning.
Speaker 14 (09:18):
He needs to go to work every day.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
All right, Mary, let's get you through these three categories, buddy,
gets you prize back. Here we go in five seconds.
A tough one for us, h Adama's count of boars.
Three kinds of tea. Ready go.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
All right, let's cry herbal tea, hot tea. And I
knew what you go for.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Just trying to help you.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You got it, buddy. Now we need three cop shows. Okay,
three cop shows on TV. Ready, go all.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Right, we'll dragging it. Uh, Hill Street Blues and Criminal Minds.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
How about that work? All right? Mark for to win
three things besides babies that you can X ray. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
All right, I've got bones. Uh you're joint and at
the dentist Keith. You always want to.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Sell sharps the tag down body, but no blue Eveing
package headed over to Reedsville for you. All right?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Well, good deal. John, can give a quick shout out.
I know you're busy, but I like to give a
shout out.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You go ahead, Uh, kudos.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
My reason for Rams. They beat the Bavard Blue Devil
for the four A state championship.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Go Ram awesome, and then.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
We do not not like playing the Graham Red Devil.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Good thing we didn't make it this year.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Don't want to have been a content, John, But I'm
gonna miss you guys. I listen y'alls in nineteen eighty
six and uh, you have all things in common with
same birthday in March twenty eighth. We've got two special siblings.
My son Josh is autistic and I knew I saw
Maddie on a trance sy They good job, Maddie, anyway,
(11:25):
John's gonna be a sad day when you'll get off
the gonna meet George, because I'm gonna I'm gonna be
listening to you on reruns.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
A good deal.
Speaker 15 (11:35):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We appreciate you and yours buddies. Thank you, Ah, thank you.
Go all right boy, will you hang on the jacket
by the money hour top of you and news on
the other side. Yeah, I plan of Rudolph the Redding
that rain there ever since the ce ME days, Good
(12:31):
Morning Big shows on the radio. It was a It
was the first Christmas song we played well right up there,
I know. Porky Pigs Blue Christmas was one and this
was the other. This was held over from the c
B days. Yes, Donny Murray and the Smoky Mountain Oyster
Band for this Christmas Class ten for.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Rude all the Rednagarindymoke, Lucky Strikes and Dip Snuff and
win It Come Doo liquor.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
He couldn't ever get in now.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He carried a song off shot gun and always slicked
back his fur. Maastine Layton all out the other Rainders
all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Called him sir.
Speaker 16 (13:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
He lived in a double white trailer about a mile
from saying he's house his own pandy chin. Every Christmas
Rudolph would always get sat out dead drunk. Then to
walk down to the stable. Yeah worthy o the rain.
(14:07):
There's would be even hate worried because I spent two
backer juice and punch out two or more like name.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
And Jim, you take Donner, you'll let you get him
in the wall. Give me a lift now means.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And then one buggy Christmas Eve, Sandy king down to
Rudolph's trailer, you know where Rudolph was lying in the
bed trying to get over last night's drunk. Ye here,
then Sandy Claus saw Rudolph's bed covered with electorate bottles,
the macro juice all over him, had cigarette butts all
over the floor. There he got raio mane George, I
(14:44):
ain't and he said to Rudolph, you'd better get on
the dead gum wagon and pull my sled tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Boy an about it, man. Now, Rudolf did like.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
This kind of loud talks early in the morning, you know.
So he reached over and spent tobacco juice in the
left eye. Sandy Claw then took a liquor bottle and
busted it.
Speaker 17 (15:03):
Over bes look said, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You get that gun bat hit me?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Fut will you do?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You see Santa Claus didn't like at a talk.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Don't I've got a talk?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Food off coming at it with a bottling all.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know what't that funny?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does say? Santa Claus has been taking kung fu lessons
from this Chinese eld of all summer longer while he
didn't have nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Boy what so he takes.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
His right hand there and slams it in.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The root Off's old face. It just knocks him playing
on the floor.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You with off the red back rain there had a
very flooding those and if you ever saw it, you
would even say it close all of their rain deers
(15:52):
now lamb and rove bap their heads. Calls Rudolf the
red neckarin there and how your no God radio.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Bread, good morning, Maby show's on the radio, and said
(16:34):
who's on the desk? Yes morning a red Hot Talent Hello.
Speaker 16 (16:39):
Red Hot Talent Incorporated. God rest emailed gentlemen, sorry I
bit the inside of my mouth. God Rest, g married gentlement.
Let nothing you dismay. It's jim Borne Bobby our special.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Love that day they're smallest and cocks n chokes, and
then they'll go away your party. They'll be a big surprise,
big sall prize for jimp on party, those two rednecks.
Speaker 15 (17:15):
That's pretty fast myself. And I'm sorry about that. Biting
inside of your mouth very hurt. You're so sweet. I'd
like to bite the inside of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Lessen seal is mari in.
Speaker 16 (17:29):
Hold on, I'll ask him.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, jim.
Speaker 16 (17:33):
Oh, you may have to hold on a second. He's
doing his Santa.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Claus impressions, making a list, checking it twice.
Speaker 16 (17:39):
No, he's laying a finger beside of his nose. It's
inside of it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Okay, got jump out my right, Love? You mean you're right?
He got his books for anything this week there, mister Love.
Speaker 13 (17:52):
Yeah, the sheet Nope.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, what's the problem now, Jimbo.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
You should know by now this is a slow time
of year for you guys.
Speaker 15 (18:02):
It's Christmas water be book selling all the way through
New Year's.
Speaker 13 (18:05):
Look, Babe, I've told you this over and over again,
this time of year when folks want to book a
jolly fat guy in his little tooper. You're just not
the first talk. Yeah, I tell you, I still love
that you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You must, you tell it every year.
Speaker 13 (18:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a minute, we're entering
into another three weeks of you playing Christmas carols from
l on the trumpet, o behind beating an idea in the.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah yeah, anything else happening i'd see here.
Speaker 13 (18:32):
Oh remember I tell you the Jimer and Bobby National
Fan Club was going to march in the Rose Bowl Parade.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, we're really excited about that.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Bad news they had to drop out. Why well, one
guy died the other one couldn't get off work. Hey,
I finally bought my new Lexus. You gotta see this thing.
Sleek styling, butter soft leather interior and the coolest stereo
you ever saw in your life.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh yeah, well, what's so cool about?
Speaker 13 (18:56):
It's got a state of the art radio that has
no buttons.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
No buttons? Well, how do you tune it?
Speaker 13 (19:02):
Let's got a voice recognition computer chip built in. You
control it just by talking to it. It's great. You
just tell it what kind of music you want to
hear and it finds it automatically.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't believe that many.
Speaker 13 (19:13):
I didn't believe it either, but the salesman showed me
how it works. When we went for the test drive,
he said country, and the radio turns on. A goth
Brook song started playing.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
Then he said easy listening and Neil Diamond song came
on the radio. Wow, he said rock and Pink Floyd
came on the radio. Man, And just then a guy
put it in front of us and almost ramps off
the road. I slammed on the brakes and said, you stupid,
no driving idiot, and then the Jimbo and Bobby share
for I love you so listen, babe, I gotta run. Hey,
(19:45):
how'd you like to have a relaxing three or four
martini lunch at the most expensive place in town and
it won't cost you at Dome?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You kidnot love it me too?
Speaker 13 (19:54):
Hey, saving a sweet talks some petty.
Speaker 16 (19:56):
Cash out of that network operation in the gap.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
At your machine called my machine. I love you, mother.
It's like Jimbo. When I think of you, I'm reminded
of that classic lines from the end of side two
of the Beatles Abbey Road Out.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I mean I know this one. The love you take
is equal to the love you make.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
No, no, no, boy, You're gonna carry that weight, carry
that way a long time.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
And Jimbo, Good morning, No big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the diet.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Huh they won. Good morning. There's a big shot the
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radio coming up in minutes. From the desk of Taylor
Tayman uses what to watch right now? More outdoor people,
Maybe you're not quite as adept. Some of us with
firearms should harvest your venison in the woods, valid hunting license.
(21:44):
You have to try to get your deer meat some
other ways. Let's go with this Big Show Christmas classic.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I came upon a road to killed you. A sorrowful
sight to behold. He lay upon the high ways it
his body was still and cold.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I bad.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
He never saw the car careening through the snool.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
The light shone broadly.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
His eyes, and then they laid him low.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
My came a mon a road killed.
Speaker 18 (23:04):
Him and lifted him. Will him joys snus feast of
bad be Snoby Johns be care for.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Those crowds there, really get.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
Stuck in your team, will please the adler strong his
head upon our hos.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
A rea.
Speaker 18 (24:03):
S pay is old toads.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The good Morning, I got the Big Showing, the radio woment,
(24:52):
Randy my Catharis or Thesaurus. What am I using that
word wrong to? No? Is that when I was setting
up I came upon a road filled. Hear about it?
I said, if you're not as inept and hunting as
I am, which means completely unskilled? Yes, what the word
I was looking for? Adept at adept so okay, adapt
inept so uh in. Just change the syllable if I
(25:16):
use it wrong again? All right? Good Hey, we got
a short small badge hand cook peanuts from bird T
County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years,
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If you enter code JBB at checkout, you'll get twenty
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(25:37):
that link when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Hang on play for it in minutes. They're right now.
From the desk of Tayertainment News, What to watch, Marcy,
this might be your final what to watch. You shut
your mouth for the Big Show will you call me
at home and tell me work next week going toward Christmas. Yeah,
(26:02):
we're finishing up before Christmas Eve. So hanging a going
old boy, and Randy'll point out every mistake.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
I wish I would have known this.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
Eight hours ago I thought I.
Speaker 9 (26:17):
Didn't think I needed to stick the landing until next week.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, you'll have plenty of times do We're go on
the Taters Big Show Hangover One More Round podcast. Let
me tell you right, quick search Tater Hangover on Apple
or Spotify. Follow at Tator Hangover Trainer's up first episode
January thirteenth. Plenty of time to find and follow.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
There you go now so well with deadlines.
Speaker 14 (26:43):
Hey, z Utopia to reclaimed the number one spot at
the theaters this weekend. So it was out like two
weeks ago. Yes, so Zootobya two was got knocked down
at and then popped back up. Oh this is going great.
Five Nights at Freddy's dropped a second place. It came
in first when everybody wanted to see the animatronic creatures
(27:07):
go crazy, and then it dropped a second.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, don't let that. Besides the trans Iberian Orgust her
up on the Johnbo and build a Facebook page. He
loves the Chucky Cheese house band.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Oh yeah, you know, he's a music Everybody has to
shut up when the band comes.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And it is all about the SpongeBob SquarePants movie. I
don't want to get ahead of it. Come out anyway, You's.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Free, Wicked for Good. Came in third place. I don't
know how to say this word. Uh durhar ondo her
you're on to herr d h u r a n
d h a r.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
That sounds like you're on to her? What I don't
It's a movie.
Speaker 14 (27:47):
It came out, It came in fourth place. It wasn't
even on my radar last week. I didn't even know
to tell you to go see it. So good on them.
Look they made the top five and now you see
me now you don't came in fifth place.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
Alrighty in theaters this weekend. Spoiler alert The SpongeBob movie.
Speaker 14 (28:07):
Yeah, the SpongeBob movie, The Search for square Pants animated
as we know, and special guest voices will be George Lopez,
Ice Spice, Mark Hamill, Hey.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Jagie, you boy. George Lopez is doing a voice on
the SpongeBob SquarePants movie. Oh man, I'm gonna have to
get him to call Maddie after made the movie.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Look at You Well.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
In this movie, we're gonna follow SpongeBob as he travels
to the depths of the ocean to face off against
the Flying Dutchman. It's the fourth theatrical film based on
the SpongeBob Theory series. As you will know, because I'm
sure you own all of them.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
She's very in that.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
I am very.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Boy.
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Avatar, Fire and Ash is also released this Friday.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
It's PG thirteen. It's James Cameron's movie.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
It's the Sam Worthington, Zoe Solanda Gourney Weaver and Kate
Winslett are in this. This is the sequel to Avatar
The Way of the Water that came out in twenty
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yait So this's actually the third one, not the second one.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
It's the third installment in the.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Because the first Avatar, we just learned it was like
the number one movie in the world is still is
it still is? Yeah, for the highest grossing movie the
first Avatar all the time.
Speaker 14 (29:19):
And that was Avatar. And he had come up with
this idea when he was nineteen. I watched a kind
of behind the scenes getting ready for this. Yeah, but
he knew that with making movies, there was no way
to do it yet, so he had to wait for
the technology to catch up. And then it was the
same thing after he did The Way of the Water,
they had to wait again. So anyway, so Avatar four
(29:41):
and five are in various stages of production and our
schedule to be released in twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
This new one is second three hours forty five minutes long.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh yeah, I guess I'll have an intermission because then
think so wow, really they're gonna have to.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
You're just gonna have to get up and wei wei
and just wish someone could.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Catch up, get you depends they started They started filming
this movie along with the other The Way of the Water,
so they were kind of doing them together, and that
started in twenty seventeen. Wow, and so there you go,
well waited and also coming out The Housemaid.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
This is a psychological thriller.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
It's about a young woman with a troubled past who
becomes the living housemaid for a wealthy family who else
would have it, and discovers that this house holds had
some dark secrets and mayhem.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
In and there's that Little Pert Girl, That did the
Jeans add the kidney Swing.
Speaker 14 (30:36):
Well streaming if you have time for it, John Boy,
of course. Netflix's debut Wake Up, Dead Man and Knives
Out Mystery. Yes So, it's starring Daniel Craig, Josh Brolind,
Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, and Glenn Closer in this one.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Have you seen the other Knives Out? I saw that? Otherwise,
Wake Up and What's That?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
It's on Netfield Netflix. Sorry, look at them taking notes?
That makes me so happy.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
Netflix also has season six premiering this week of My
Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman. If you're
a David fan, his new Season's Out and Fallout is
back on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Season two premieres this week.
Speaker 14 (31:16):
It's a post apocalyptic drama based on the video.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Game Yeah Stick. Watching That It's good.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
The Dude with No Nose freaks me out.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Walter Goggins with nose, He's.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Good, He's good this one.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
This season set two centuries after the Great War of
twenty seventy seven, in which society has collapsed following a
nuclear holocaust. Season one premiered back April twenty twenty four, and.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
It has been announced. There will be a season three
about day. I won't be around to tell you, so
you're gonna have to look for it. Write it down.
It's on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Alright, you guys, all right about you so much? Great
job all these years I did. Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy for that bird
tea County Peanuts, Big Old prize page. Uh yeah, review
yesterday's question. Well you found out. Yeah, Turkey's taking over Thanksgiving.
But it wasn't too long ago. Well to do, folks
(32:16):
were serving up these birds for their traditional Christmas dinner.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
What are peacocks?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
It was there They good watch dogs and have them.
Speaker 14 (32:23):
There are pretty birds.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I have never eaten one, though Pokey wouldn't let me.
Oh yeah, well he's using them for probably today's John
Boy Jeopardy. During an odd annual celebration in parts of Spain,
women place these in the middle of main street, just
before masked men dressed as devils sprint by and leap
(32:49):
over them like hurdles to ward off evil spirits.
Speaker 14 (32:54):
What are stuffed bras in front?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What y'all got? What eight hundred? Big show? Don't free life?
We go to we get a winner. We play John
Moore Jepeney next, Good Morning, and the Big Show is
(33:37):
on the radio for you Tuesday morning. I feature track
from The Big Show bit Box, Cooking with Rayford, Doug
Christmas Special Keywords Cooking with Rayford. Hit that bit box
at the Big Show dot comy right now, let's play
Yeahs live across America.
Speaker 17 (33:53):
It's John boyd jem and now you're host.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
He's all excited about seeing his wife hoping gifts from
him on Christmas morning and hearing her say those three
little words, where's the receipts?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
He's my gout Say hey to Tim out of Anderson,
South Carolina. Good morning, Tim, Good morning, on morning, little buddy,
all right, got first shot this morning. Now we have
We've had this before. It was a long time ago.
Goes kind of odd. So yes, well, like we said,
(34:27):
during an odd annual celebration in parts of Spain, women
place these in the middle of main street and then
mask men dressed as devils run by and leap over
him like hurdles to ward off evil spirits. So well,
could that be Tim? What are babies? What are babies?
Speaker 14 (34:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
The annual festival part of their Corpus Christy Feast. It
is the Catholic celebration that takes place in sixty days
after Easter. Taylor, I'm sure you will you do that
being a good Cato. Taylor would laid down jump over her.
It'd be like the high hurdles. Yeah, that's a compliment. Okay,
(35:20):
yeah right, And Tim, look at you getting the bird
tea County Peanuts prize pack. We'll get to you down Anderson, buddy.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Oh yeah, can you get a quick shut out?
Speaker 19 (35:30):
You go ahead, only shout out to my two step
zones that serving in the military, Alex and Greg, and
to my father who served in World War Two, and
to y'all for a sport in the military. All the
year is and Lee finally getting talked to you after
forty five years listening.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wow, how about that? Tim? Well that's awesome man. Well
you think your loved ones for us? All right, buddy,
I sure will thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Tim.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Hang on with Jacket by the many hours tribe of
your news. On the other side, I remembering the Rayfords segment.
Speaker 12 (36:05):
And then had married, Well Christmas, good morning, to make
(36:36):
sure it's.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
On the radio, and look at what here Robert D.
Rayford everybody got tips on how to drive. Let's see
what Rayford says. Says the first rule should be patience.
They know what it's like.
Speaker 20 (36:55):
People always think it's the other person who's the bad driver,
and they're the good driver. That can considerate one. Yeah,
be patient. Give other drivers a break. If it's safe
and you're already stopped, allowing out the driver to pull
into traffic ahead of you, don't go giving them the finger.
That's one of the worst things you can do, popping
off and carrying on. Be patient, wave and thank you
when the driver motions you into traffic. You stopped at
(37:17):
the traffic signal, Notice cars around you. If you pulled
up a little bit, maybe another driver can reach a
turn lane that you're blocking. Remember the freeway's left lane
is for the fastest cars.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That's not for you.
Speaker 20 (37:30):
Keep right. Unless you're a state trooper, it's not up
to you to enforce the speed limit by becoming a
rolling roadblock.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
It's the law.
Speaker 20 (37:38):
Slower traffic stays right. It's one of the biggest complaints
we hear. Don't dawdle around if you're making a turn
into a driveway. Get your car out of the travel
lane as quickly as you can safely do it, and
stop that tailgating, keep a three second following distance between cars,
and don't get upset if someone pulls into that space.
Get over the feeling that the space belongs to you.
(38:00):
You drive as if everyone on the road knows you're
a name and who you are. Just the other day
I saw a news item about a man who was
just convicted driving drunk causing a collision with another vehicle.
Judge says he caused it, so how can it be
an accident? Think about that? Robert d Rafer, John Boyn,
Billy Show, h On Man.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
That's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning.
All Right, Christmas Adventure with Tad Barry. Wow, our very
own Nativity scene I've always wanted one. Really fits nice
in a city park.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yes, very impressive, sir.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
The only problem is you should watch where you're going,
so should the camels. That reminds me it's time to
muck out the manger, Derek cadburry me.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Why don't you do it?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Hey, I'm playing Joseph. I can't be shoveling duty. I'm
gonna be handling the baby. H Nice tries it's only
a doll. Wrong again, old boy, we're doing this first class.
The doll's out. Oh, dear tell me, I'm not going
to use a real baby. No, but I got the
next best thing. Hey.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
There ho today pot liquors?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Hey, rigg right on top? You look great.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
I tell you.
Speaker 17 (39:38):
These huggies fit like a glove, but they don't hold
the heat worth the crap. He is a bit chatty
for the baby. Jesus, don't you think so?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Well, let's just say the price was right. Besides, he's
supplying the wise men. No relation, I take it.
Speaker 17 (39:51):
Hey, I don't remember the Bible saying nothing about a
fat Peguentin the major scene.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
He was right there next to the midget.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
So where all those wise men Ricky be?
Speaker 17 (40:01):
They're on the job. It don't be along directly? Uh
hate you forgetting.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Something I didn't forget. Here you go a gallon thermos
of hot TODDI is just like I promise, That's what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 17 (40:19):
Who is it strong enough? My head went numb? How
can you tell? Hey, didn't I see you in happy feet?
I'll see hew you half kite ha seed? All right
you too? That's enough. Try and remember what this season
is all about. It's about commemorating the birth of our
Lord and savior. It's about a time for all people
(40:40):
to praise his name and to treat each other with
the kindness, love and respect that we should all year round.
Don't you remember anything from a Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Snoopy here could dance? Oh says right, that's no point
to hold this. My apologies.
Speaker 17 (40:57):
Merry Christmas, mister shop truce ah cease fire suits me fine,
Merry Christmas there, mister French here, take a pull off
if toddy Oh no, oh no, not tonight. Alcohol tends
to bring out my dark side. I promised sir I
would be on my best behavior. Me too, But I
ain't a fanatic about it. Ricky, what about those wise men?
(41:18):
The cars are starting to back up. I speak of
the devil. Here they come now, fireman on a fire truck.
Wait a minute, of these are your wise men? Bible
says three strangers came from a fire and they just
did get it.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I hate to say it, side, but it is mildly amusing.
Speaker 17 (41:36):
Well, that was a long way to go for a
punch line worth the tow an instant classic.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Well, now, that we finished with the comedy portion of
the program, and shall we begin, sir? All right, place
is everybody? This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Whoa, whoa, wo Hold on just a second. Excuse me.
Who's in charge here?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Is that you?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Uh? Yes, sir, I'm Joseph I mean John Boy, you
know from the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (41:59):
Uh sorry, I'm more of an NPR kind of guy.
Oh I've been a liberal. Nope, I'm standing in camel duty.
Devin Circi is my name. I'm from the ACLU. You're
gonna have to take your little prehistoric nursery down.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
What you heard me? I've got a court order right here.
Speaker 11 (42:16):
Apparently we've got a few families complaining it infringes upon
their rights.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
A few families. What about the other families, like the
ones who are waiting in line to see it.
Speaker 11 (42:25):
That is not my problem, sir. The law is the law. Now,
are you going to take it down?
Speaker 17 (42:29):
Or am I going to unbelievable what seems to be
the dilemma?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
So that puckered but from the ACLU says we're offending
people with a nativity scene.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
Really, how on earth can anyone be offended by the
birth of our Lord by the spirit of the season
of giving by Christmas.
Speaker 11 (42:47):
Sorry, Sport, Not everybody buys into that stuff and their
rights have to be protected.
Speaker 17 (42:52):
That stuff, hell, that stuff, as you call it, is
a very foul for this country, sir. The founding fathers
declared this a Christian nation on its inception, and who
are you to state otherwise? You tell them can't bear
This country is in a moral and spiritual decline thanks
(43:13):
to people like you. People like you who, in the
disguise of good deeds and social justice, seek to make
the lives of the many a misery to satisfy the
persnicative whims of an intolerant few. People like you drain
the joy from everyday.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Life in this country. Sir, that was beautiful. You're like
a fat or some whales.
Speaker 11 (43:36):
Okay, easy there, teabout your I don't want any trouble.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Let's just shut it down.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Let's all go home, okay.
Speaker 17 (43:42):
Sir, I beseech you. Haven't you ever wondered what it
would be like to try to make people happy? Wouldn't
you just once in yourself aggrandizing, self important existence, like
to make everyone smile just once a year?
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Well, I don't know, maybe what would I have to do.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Just old steal. I can't believe I did that. I
can't believe you did it's sober. I can't believe it's
not butter. Huh you use steak butter in these toddies.
(44:21):
I let it slide. Oh dear, what do we do
with him?
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Put a robe on him and stick him on a camel.
Good idea.
Speaker 17 (44:28):
This is why they call it the most wonderful time
of the year. Merry Christmas, guys, God bless us everyone.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Sir, we got another problem.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
What now?
Speaker 17 (44:38):
I got a little excited during the fight, and uh, well,
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