November 26, 2024 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll get Bobby Cole on the line to announce the winner of that LS Tractor.. - Carl Childers explains how Thanksgiving got its start.. - We pull out the annual Thanksgiving tunes, “Thanksgiving at My House”and “The Butterball Song”.. - Terry Hanson’s Sports Briefs has a shady deal to get some tickets to a sports event.. - and Marvin Webster goes all in on Black Friday with a duet with Hoyt…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have more than everybody. The big show is right
here on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Saves me praised, You're lifted the two fine lads, two
boys dedicated to put a smile on your face and
a song in your heart as long as you buying
their bloody grilling sauce, Joy and Billy on the big
show face and Begora, I can do the.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Do up and out on him. It is Tuesday, November
the twenty six, zeroing in on Thanksgiving. Here in a
couple of days he was there as a turkey in
the control room. Me being a holder of the grand
Slam title of all four species in these United States
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of America, I could probably sniff him out. Oh look,
first prize bag. We'll get to here in a little
bit of happy herd prize bag and be drawing all
sorts of stuff up. He smells, We got the smells
all right, all right, by getting ready, he got you
(01:44):
Thanksgiving dinner shopping done.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Got that turkey before.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So you're walking right. They usually tastes like what Tater
gets in the tenching, what fried Tater for Thanksgiving? Can't
get a handle on this cooking thing. It'll either come
to you or not. You pretty much over the hump now,
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like we already know, only one national day and it's
National cake Day here a couple of days before Thanksgiving
covered up in pies. Oh a cake in there today
and put her back. All right, we got that for
you now three days in instrum, we got saved up.
Get that first prize bag out or to drop your
little hen go smell it up here, wake up. Big
(02:35):
shows on the radio, Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
All right, Since Taylor's doing a little turkey impression kind
of teaching her the ins and outs of turkey hunting,
I don't like to talk about my grand Slam titles.
Believe it right there, see tain turkey hunting. Just remember
sex and violence. Wow, you promised the turkeys with your
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with your calling. You promised it sex, but it ends
in violence, all right, So we're going to start with
the sex part right here. Please with this happy herd
that you can draw them up with.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay, and you have a chance of winning a happy
heard price pack. Happy Herd makes top quality attractants, minerals,
and feed for deer, bear and hogs. If you're not
using Happy Herd, you better hope your neighbors aren't. Click
on Happy Herd banner at the Big Show dot Com
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and enter code.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Jbb our tapersent of it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Checkout you're not one that is violently head luck Sexy
Turkey Cally you heard. Oh good job. Let's get you
ready to win that Happy Herd prize back here. Thanksgiving
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just feel like hunting season. Yeah, alright. November the twenty six,
it was nineteen eighty nine United Way Workers and Prince
George British Columbia some of the world's largest jigsaw puzzle,
nine thousand, seven hundred and thirty nine square foot puzzle
had one thousand and eighty five pieces square feet. I
(04:19):
thought you were going to with pieces, but holy cow,
that's it's huge.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Were they big pieces?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I wonder biggest ever? Y'all? Alright? Moved up to nineteen
ninety five Miami Dolphin quarterback Dan Marino soetn NFL record
with his three hundred and forty third touchdown pass reagon
friend Targanton's record, but the Dolphins lost to the Colts
thirty six, twenty eight. Gome back. Look on that little
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uh Pat Mahomes who was in our world headquarters hometown
of Charlotte, North Carolina over the weekend is kind of
barn down on Dan and what about Bryce? What about
our quarterback? We showed up man everyby just feeling so
good for him. Energize, just tag him out and get
him smile a lot of board, Brice, where do you go?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mane had to send him to his room for a
few days, right, think about think about it to play football.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's finally here. He got one more. In two thousand,
Florida Secretary of State Catherine Harris certified Republican George Bush,
the winner over Democrat Al Gore in the state's presidential
Ballatine the winning marchin five hundred and thirty seven votes.
You'll remember the famed hanging Chad experience. Chad was about
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ready to hang himself. There you go. There's our three
categories one eight hundred big shows you told Free Line
across America. We play outbursts next, Good Morning. It's a
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Big Show on the radio on until You Tuesday, November
twenty six and Thanksgiving week. Today's feature track for The
Big Show bed Box Heart and Marvin Webster singing a
wonderful due at Black Friday. Check it out the Big
Show dot com. That's a big box keywords black Friday,
they're right out turk you away in them again on Tuesday. Uppers,
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let's play up theirs.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and
Billy give.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The puzzes from the big prize.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Be let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
This should really be a lot of funks when you're
playing Uppers, have a hurry up.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And guest time you love the best time you have
a big shots.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Let's say hey to Michael truming than that and Sama,
good morning Michael.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
John Boy.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Ain't nobody gonna know me by Michael.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's my proper name.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
If you will call me bird, everybody will know me
that way.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh right, let's go with your improper name or Bird.
Welcome in here, buddy, thank you, thank you, alight Bird.
Let's get you through these three categories. Get that happy
herd to you. Ready to go. We need three things
you put together or a symbol ready.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
To go, jigs of legos and somebody I keep furniture.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Boy, Michael, give us three positions on a football team.
Ready go, your quarterback and.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Your nose guard, and you outside of the linebackers.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Look at you on the noseguard bold school the linebacker
got you, buddy. Now, Bird, we need right here, three
things you vote for? Ready go.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
President and Senators and uh American idols.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
I got it out right.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's the three most important ones. That's the third branch
of government. Bird down in Lynnette just got the Happy
Heard Prize, Pike, Happy Heard for Bird?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Why why.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know it?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Let me give a shout out. I gotta give a
shout out my lovely bride, saying that she's just something
put up with too many years not to give her
a shout out.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
John boy, Well, I hope this was worth him. You
here's in for Bird. Got a feeling it? Well, she's
deal with you.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
It's hunting season. I need some browning points, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
All Right, you bring something homemade. Bird will hook you up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Buddy. You hang on, dud love, you mean it happen Thanksgiving?
All right, Jackie hooking Bird up. We'll hook you up
with your latest news. And we got a crocodile stalker
heading towards Thanksgiving on the other side. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio. You know we're close
to the holidays. Here on a big Showman Clyde the
Tamil makes the scene the stars and unknown history as
we heard doord Thanksgiving in about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Now here, Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone.
Today we're in the American southeast. It's a beautiful full day.
The amazing autumn colors are falling from the trees and
left the gorgeous carpet of leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving
is just around the corner, and that can only mean
one thing. More ferocious than the black bear, more savage
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than the badger.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yes, it's red next season.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Today we're risking life and limb to seek out a
very special breed of the redneck species, not the typical
pot belly version. This brute is tall and rangy, with
a thick coat of coarse red hair. Some people consider
him a legend tall tails told by parents to frighten children,
But there's been too many sightings of this beast for
the stories not to be true. Here he is, it's him,
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and from the sound of that cry, it sounds like
I'm not the only one who got lucky.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
We'll have to be careful.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
The American rednick is very territorial and don't take kindly
to strange males. So to avoid confrontation, I've disguised myself
as the female of the species skankers trailer trashes. I've
donned a beehive wig, leopard prince spandexs knee pants, a
bowling shirt knodded in the ceremonial style just under the breastbone,
and combat boots. And I've doused myself with a half
gallon of Avon DuJour for good measure. I hope it works.
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Maybe it works too good. I've got a duck for cover.
These rednecks can be dangerous this time of year. They
spend countless days and nights watching hours of televised sports,
driving this hestosterone level sky high, and then they start
doing wild things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other
the tree climbing contests, and before you know it, they've
become an absolute menace, especially when they're on This is
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a bad sign, but that's how mother nature works. The
consequences of their looney antics. While they're in this liquor
induced trance helps keep the population in check, and another
one bites the dust. I only hope I don't get
caught in the crossfire. I guess I spoke too soon
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when I'm in luck. It's only a flesh wound, and
I don't spend that much time sitting down anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Bonzas what luck.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
He's accidentally been separated from the hood. It's time to
make our move. It's not easy to run in this outfit.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
This spandex makes me check and a hiding full of
buckshot doesn't now wait it here he is what a specimen,
And from the look of that wobbly gate, I think
he's already been into the mult beverage. I need to
get a closer look. But this monster is far too
dangerous to approach.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
In the wild.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I've gone a plan.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
I've drub along a tasty rack of rib smothered in
a popular grilling songs. Here he comes, ribs, look at
him go. It's a regular ravenous whinnick meeting frenzy. Those
rib bones are flying through the air like shellcasing from
a machine gun. He went through those ribs in ricking time.
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Now if he stays true to form. It's time to
sleep off his beating bead. Now the trick is to
measure him and tag him before he wakes up. He's
sleeping like a baby. What a beauty. He looks to
be in good health, even as his winter coat. What
a rare opportunity. Oh, he's waking up now. All we
need to do is tag him with his transmitter and
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then clear out all attention to his elo. Don't worry,
he won't feel faith.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What'd you do that for?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Stupid?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I wasn't fast enough.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Better not make any sudden movements.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
He looks mad.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hello, you punched a hole in my ear.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Dang, skippy, I'm mad.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
cries don't roll the rest of the hood. After all,
we're in a part of the country that considers deliverance
a love story.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well, well what we got here?
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Oh you're are a purty little thing.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Now right in a flesh wound. Listen, mate, this season
what it looks like. Come over here, give me a
hug for me down. You don't understand I'm a man,
see your perverb.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I even safe to go in the woods anymore?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm going home.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
It was close.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you. I
was lucky to escape.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
With my life.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Not so fast we think God didn't it.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
He's another thing.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Mean if your mon anson make shaw on the radio, man,
(15:30):
here we go.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history.
The year is sixteen twenty. A group of one hundred
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weary passengers sail from England to the New World aboard
the good ship Mayflower. They desperately wait for the news
that land is in sight.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
That's the sign you in the crow's desk?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Do you see land?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Latin?
Speaker 9 (16:18):
His name was Clyde, a rather unusual stowaway, and that
he was a dromedary camel.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
He was hailed as a hero and quickly took.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
His place among his fellow pilgrims. But the early days
were not easy. Half the settlement was lost that first year,
and food was scarce. If we do not get our
crops to flourish, the entire colony will perish. Clyde I
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fear the future appears bleak. No, what's that, rare asked
the natives. That's madness, they're savages. Tonto, you say, Squanto,
I'm sorry, could you do the introductions? Yeah, Clyde brought
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Squanto before William Bradford.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
An agreement is.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Profit, and soon there was food a plenty, and the
colony slowly struggled back. In a profound gesture of gratitude,
the Pilgrims invited the Native Americans to a feast of
thanks and the tradition of Thanksgiving was born. We would
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not be here today if not for the one known
as Clyde.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Here.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
That is the truth, is it not William Bradford. Squato
speaks the truth, and it's only fitting that Clyde give
the prayer.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
But things would take a dark turn. Clyde became romantically
entangled with Bradford's second wife, Dorothy.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Oh, Clyde, we cannot continue our illicitrists. I fear my
husband was suspicious. Those hoof shaped bruises on my back
were hard to explain. Yeah, I told him I was
trampled by dear but alas he was unconvinced.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Yeah, all right, one last time, and it would be
the last time. Clyde Dorothy, my wife and my best
friend be gone and never return.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Him or me him.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Yeah, Clyde left in shame and never returned. No one
knew whatever became of him, but he did resurface years later.
So I just tie this key to this kite, eh,
But what about this storm until next time?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
This is Sir David Attenborough reminding you that it's not
the history that's no, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
This makes you on the radio, Jumbo Been and Tyler,
Fellers Ran and Jackie and you listening, Hi, pal, you
are listening the two of the funniest guys on the
radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Are they funny?
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Hell, good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's a week showing the radio heading toward Thanksgiving twenty
and twenty and five. My old buddy out of the line
of Pat Godws. It was gotten out of easer for them,
isn't it.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
Oh gobble gobble chat shot Mamak's tired Grandma's fat gob
gobble drank drink.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Uncle Jemy heaves in the kitchen sake. Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 13 (21:06):
Everybody's got the babies but me.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Thanksgiving of my house. It's just the way it was
man to be.
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Our home, gob gobble mean course, haven't seen that since
the divorce. Gobble stuff stuff A forty pound turkey's more
than nothing. Thanksgiving of my house. Everybody's making more money
than me. Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I don't want to beat here, can't wait to leave
our home.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
It used to be so much fun. Remember Thanksgiving when
you were young? Little cook again you'll see when you
can start show wrong family a gob of gobble smash
my girlfriend, thanks my family's trash.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
Jop guy, more talk talking, Why don't you married? I
think I'll take a walk Thanksgiving to my house a
couple more rous then I'll be free.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Thanksgiving my house. Is this the way it was meant
to be? Thanksgiving my house.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Everybody's got the beads with me.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Thanksgiving to my house.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
Thanksgiving my house, Thanksgiving my house, Thanksgiving that man.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Good morning. Big shows on the radio. Hang on Gon
announce the winner that ls tractor from Museo Gamekeepers. Just
a second, first, let me tell you about the prize
back you can win on John boy Jeopardy. It's in
a storm of a small batchand cook peanuts from Birtee
County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Want you to go nuts since Christmas. Got some for
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everyone on your list of take care friends, family clients,
and they'll be talking about it all year. Plus intercode
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you hit the Big Show dot com. And y'all have
been at the Big Show dot Com entering for the
Massio Gamekeepers LS tractor that we are giving away. And
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first let me bring home old buddy Bobby Cole from
moss of O Gamekeepers. I got them on the line.
Good morning Bobby, Good morning guys.
Speaker 15 (23:35):
I love here, good boy, so.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Much for you.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh, I know, back at you, buddy. Well, let's find
out who wins the LS Gamekeeper tractor. There's that role
I was looking for. Oh, if you live in Alabama,
if you were from Cholera, if your name is Tip Edward, yay, yay,
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look at Tip getting him a LS tractor from Masseo Gamekeepers.
And all right, Bobby, we had a bunch of people
signing up. Cool LS Tractor, proud sponsor of the big show.
Not to mention Yo my buds at Massio. So all right,
it's all over see you. I'm just kidding because the
(24:23):
news gets better. Bobby, you gotta tell us about the
Camo tractor that you guys at massyoak and LS Tractor
getting together with.
Speaker 15 (24:33):
Joboy is the coolest thing. So if it's a fifty
seven horse powers got a bucket on the front and
they kind of reaped their up. The paint scheme is
in bottom land and it's accented like the wheel wells
are black, the front bucket is black. It is the
coolest looking tractor you have ever seen. And so so
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there's there's I think there's one hundred of them out
there at the LS dealers right now. They were kind
of allocated like one per dealer. So it would be
the greatest Christmas present you could imagine is to walk
outside and.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Have one of those parking your driveway, No kidding, And Bobby,
what what a natural partnership with you guys in Massey
Oak and an LS tractor because you know, don't use
this man all about food plots and you were actually
collaborating with the guys at LLS Tractor to work outdoors.
Goes man, that is the perfect tractor to.
Speaker 13 (25:29):
Do that with.
Speaker 15 (25:31):
Oh look, they've been a great partner and they're just
fantastic folks. And it to the person when you try
one of these tractors. I mean there's probably a lot
of people that have never tried that LS tractor. Everybody
is incredibly impressed. And they go from like from a
twenty horse power, you know, just a little small unit,
all the way up to over one hundred horse power.
(25:52):
They have cabs and they're just incredible tractors. You owe
it to yourself to go try one, and I think,
I know you'll be surprised.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
And this is the deal, y'all. So the LS Tractor
Sales program offers zero present financing for one hundred and
twenty months selected models. Now that ends at the end
of this year twenty twenty four. So you're talking about
bobby best Christmas present or your favorite farmer You kidding me?
Seeing that the LS tractor Camo MASSI old condition. So
(26:24):
the first thing you need to do is go to
the LS Tractor and click on the website and find
where there's one near you. I guess, like you said,
one hundred of these were made, is that right?
Speaker 15 (26:35):
That's right? And look I'm and you can go on
their website and you just google LS, google LS Camo
tractor and you'll see it. Oh well, it's a beautiful unit.
It's just incredible. And if you're outdoors and if you're
a hunter, it just I mean, it just speaks to
you when you see it. We've just been so impressed
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with them.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
That is need so well once again we can isdulate
Tip Edwards out of Cholera, Alabama on his LS tractor
that he just won. And now you got to look
up the Camo Tractors Massiel Gamekeepers Edition LS tractor. You
can click on the link when you go to the
Big Show dot com. It'll take you right to the
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website and track them down. Now, Bobby, good work, Boddie.
Well man, hope you have a happy Thanksgiving. Let's get
out in the woods some.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
Yeah, man, I appreciate it. We look quick. We hope
to give away another tractor next year so I can
listen to it. After they finished listening to the Off
radio show, they can go and listen to the Gamekeeper
podcast and we'll be announcing and telling all kind of
information about how they can use their tracker, how to
improve the hunting on their farm. And I know you
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guys would enjoy listening to some of that that, John Bore,
I think you need to listen to some of.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
That well, the Gamekeeper's podcast. Yeah, put that on the podcast, Liz.
That is awesome, man, because stuff Ali, Bobby, you be careful,
happy Thanksgiving man. We'll talk to you again.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
Real soon, Yes, sir, y'all y'all have a great one
as well.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Thank you. All right, buddy, Oh, catch up with Bobby
on that game Keeper's podcast. I have listened to. It's
gonna sink in in time now like it a dam.
It was John boyd Jeopardy time for the Bertie County
Peanuts prospect. Let's just jump right in here we goes.
We had the Consumer Safety Commission yesterday. It was a
bunch of words, safety tests and paint recalled kids all stupids.
(28:30):
All right, today's John boy Jeopardy. According to a recent
survey among frequent flyers, forty one percent of adults with
supporter band on passengers doing this on all domestic flights.
What is farting. I don't think there's a way to
control that. Yes, I just talking about me. Personal one
(28:50):
eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
We go to we get the winner.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
We play John Boydjebty next. Good Tuesday morning, November the
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twenty six head doord Thanksgiving. Today's feature track from the
Big Show Bedbox that adore Thanksgiving. That means we're headed
toward Black Friday and mar we got a better song.
It's called the Black Friday Song. He worked Black Friday
when he hit the mid box at the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
All right, then, le's.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Play Yeahs live across America. It's John boyd Japan and
now a man who just discovered a major downside and
the new rules for airline travelers. Now you have to
pay extra to not sit with your family. Peas time
boy that bag as I headed Dale out of Stanton, Virginia.
(30:10):
Good morning, Darryl, Good morning guys. Hey buddy, All right,
dal you got the first shot at it this morning
for the Big Old Bird tea count of if penuts prized, Pike,
don't get nervous. Sure you've thought about it. According to
a recent survey among frequent flyers. Forty one percent of
adults would support a band on passengers doing this on
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all domestic flights. But you think, Daryl recline their seats,
recline their seats you WHI that'd be tough for me
(30:54):
if you think of it. You're always getting your knees. Well,
you know that's true. I think I might like it better.
Yeah about that. So the product called the need Offender,
by the way, that would prevent the seat in front
of you from being able to recline. It was like
a block of plastic that you put they're just trying
to Yeah, they were banned, you know the yeah I have.
(31:16):
That's why I started springing for a little extra getting
up on first class. You in front, you met bulkheads.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Oh man, oh yeah, those of us in economy, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
We'll offer you have just come set them a lap.
They kind of frowned on that in somewhere line. All right, Hey,
well Darrel, look at you, buddy. You have the assortment
of small batch hand cooked peanuts from bird T County Peanuts,
a Southern tradition for over one hundred years. We'll get
it to you up in Virginia, buddy.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Sounds great.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Man, y'all have a thank happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That is Thanksgiving. You down, hay on, buddy, quite about
a hour here come top of you. A new on
the other side of this report, Cad bured my butler
about Paddy. Good morning. That's a big showing the radio
(32:46):
talk about hunting season.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
We had Gord Thanksgiving. Yeah, a couple of days off
every beginning the duck season. Don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
You're gonna capsule it for you right here, mean mind
show buck, this really happened. It's on about you. Well, boys,
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we finally made it. Here's the dog blind.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Let's get settled in. I thought there were three of us. Yes,
he takes.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Considerably smaller steps than we do. Sir Cherry Picker's gotta
walk so fair. You know there's bears out here, right,
You've nothing a fair, mister sharp. I'm sure a mouse
would be more feeling instead of it.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Keep it down, you're gonna run the dugs off. Let's
get in the blind. Hey, this is a pretty sweet setup.
It is quite cozy. Yeah, but something's messing. Wait a
second word, are the decoys? Oh way to go, mister Frinch.
Speaker 9 (33:51):
Oh no, I'm only hearing my capacity as chauffeur and
aide de camp to serve.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
I leave the details of the journey to you, sportsman.
Well this is great. Shall I venture back to the
vehicle to retrieve the items?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Sir?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
No, we'll just have to make do without decoys. That
nebbit a wasted trip.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Maybe not.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Look at this.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
That's one of miss Pearl's toys, stuffed squeaky duck toy.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I got an idea. How are you doing, sir? Taking
the stuffing out here?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Rickie?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
What am I supposed to do with this? Put it on?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh? This is delicious?
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Put it on and go out there and the ducks
will come in to investigate. Oh no way, I got
my dignity. You dress up like a slice of pizza
for a living? All right? Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
A little tight?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
How do well look adorable? Perfect? All right? Now get
out there and act like a duck.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
I ain't got no waiters. Shall I cut two fingers
off a rubber glove? I'm going I'm going.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Use your duck call.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Ain't that?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh brother?
Speaker 5 (35:01):
We'll do something here? No quack, you idiot?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
What where.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Where?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I can believe it? Look holy crap is working. You're
doing great, keep it up, back back, and this is
why they call them setting ducks.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Sir.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Wait right, look, I'm looking. I should be shooting. No, sir,
that's an extremely rare halloquin Meganza. Oh what you can't
shoot him, sir? He's extremely rare. What's he doing?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Did?
Speaker 9 (35:46):
He must be a breeding male and it appears he
has eyes for of a decoy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Wow, I think he wants me to lay in a Hey,
I'm married. Give him about.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Ricky?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Get out of there. I'm trying, but we won't hurt me.
Loose Cadbury, do something, I am, sir, I'm filming it
on my phone. Don't shoot, suck, don't shoot. I can't
shoot Ricky.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
On my hit you that's helen me burn. What's happening about?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
What should we do?
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Cadbury? Just wait, sir, I think he's almost finished. Put
him up here.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Besides, it's nice to have one of these in henshaws. Well,
I'm not on the receiving end of the humiliation.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Oh dear, what is that? A bear?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Ain't telling you guys, who's gonna carry my stuff back
to the truck? Good morning bike shows on the radio
(37:45):
running through your Tuesday. Now thirty minutes we'll play Beating
the Blonde for Maan u Ells Tractor Hunting Prize back boy.
Y'all right, right now here we go.
Speaker 16 (38:03):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Children's.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
I reckon you hear about that first Thanksgiving? What happened
a fur piece back? I heard it totally good, many ways,
but I figure I might be able to come up
with some rather say about it the way I hear tell.
A bunch of foreigners got a belly full of where
they's doing things over there, in that fearn country they
was living in. It's all big family of them, decided
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to come to America. Here there's all kid folk, one
way or another, seems to me all had the last
name Pilgrim. Well Sirdie Pilgrim. Folks packed him changing drawers
and some potted meat. All of them pile onto some boats. There.
(38:52):
They called them a Nina the pinner in the santy
clause them Pilgrim's pretty much no count when it come
to sailing and such. They so busy playing shuffle board
and the fooling around, they wound up running and plumb
into a big old rock on the shore there. They
figure as long as they run up on dry land,
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they might as well give this place a shot. They
weren't sriffing if and this is America or not. They
soaked that gun, happy to be off in the water.
He's ready to bust. They weren't used to having so
much room to live in, so they all run off summers,
exploring and laughing and carrying on. I reckon, they's a
(39:34):
bit noisy. All that nonsense didn't sit too well where
the folks that's already living there. I had a whole
bunch of Indians homesteading in them parts. Not the kind
with the red polka dot in their heads, other kind
kind of living tents, carry tommy hawks and whatnot. Seemed
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ready to like being called Indy as much. I reckon.
They wanted to be called Native Americans. Them Pilgrim said,
all right, then, he's a good thing named Native Americans.
A friendly munch. Them Pilgrims did a sorry job and
taking care of themselves. And I didn't know nothing about farming.
They have no warm clothes, just the begg of hats
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with them shoes with the big belt buckle on them.
Madam old Native American fella schooled them on how to
take care of things, especially this one fella named Squanto
I Reckon. He had him some time off of working
with a lone ranger, so he showed them Pilgrim there
how to get along right good. Thought him how to hunt,
(40:40):
catch you cat fish, tow that wharfs down to the
laundry mat, sharping that lawn more blade with a big
old rock, even taught him how to use bead shiny
rocks to do some trade. Well sair, things went along
pretty good for us bill that Pilgrim family. Well sir,
they thought they throw a big she and dig for
our new friend there. No day's grateful for all that help,
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well sir. They decided to rustle up some special sort
of grubb or another really put on the dog told
Daddy Pilgrim some of his boys there, they decided to
go hunting. They so excited they couldn't sleep, So they
got up early and had breakfast at the warful house there,
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and then off they went. They weren't add it too
long before, and they run across his big old, funny
looking bird kind of looked like a big old dog
with a feather duster stuck in his hind. Then, well, sir,
they got that funny looking bird, stuffed it with some
stove top stuff and trotted it out for that big
old surprise supper. Well, Squatto had him a little girl there, hue,
(41:48):
little thing, no begging a squirrel. She saw that bird
all cooked up. She started to bawl in her eyes out.
He yelled, what do you kill my turkey farm? What
you kill my turkey?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Firm?
Speaker 7 (42:07):
Turned out that old, funny looking bird, there was a
turkey squander, old little girl and that turkey. They made friends.
Why didn't sit too well with them Native Americans? They
just all red they's gonna kill them Pilgrims. And they
figured it's so close to Christmas, they just leave mur
defen for themselves. Some Native Americans they runed off down
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to Atlanta, dart them a baseball team. The pilgrim did, alright,
I reckon party. So night's all over the place, So
I reckon Except for that little girl, her dead turkey.
It's a pretty happy ending all around. More of the
story is, you're gonna eat some folks, pet bird, do
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it close to Christmas, so say don't keep them.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
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Speaker 7 (43:09):
You E rate somebody bert Old Feller
You have more than everybody. The big show is right
here on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Saves me praised, You're lifted the two fine lads, two
boys dedicated to put a smile on your face and
a song in your heart as long as you buying
their bloody grilling sauce, Joy and Billy on the big
show face and Begora, I can do the.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Do up and out on him. It is Tuesday, November
the twenty six, zeroing in on Thanksgiving. Here in a
couple of days he was there as a turkey in
the control room. Me being a holder of the grand
Slam title of all four species in these United States
(01:21):
of America, I could probably sniff him out. Oh look,
first prize bag. We'll get to here in a little
bit of happy herd prize bag and be drawing all
sorts of stuff up. He smells, We got the smells
all right, all right, by getting ready, he got you
(01:44):
Thanksgiving dinner shopping done.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Got that turkey before.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So you're walking right. They usually tastes like what Tater
gets in the tenching, what fried Tater for Thanksgiving? Can't
get a handle on this cooking thing. It'll either come
to you or not. You pretty much over the hump now,
(02:12):
like we already know, only one national day and it's
National cake Day here a couple of days before Thanksgiving
covered up in pies. Oh a cake in there today
and put her back. All right, we got that for
you now three days in instrum, we got saved up.
Get that first prize bag out or to drop your
little hen go smell it up here, wake up. Big
(02:35):
shows on the radio, Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
All right, Since Taylor's doing a little turkey impression kind
of teaching her the ins and outs of turkey hunting,
I don't like to talk about my grand Slam titles.
Believe it right there, see tain turkey hunting. Just remember
sex and violence. Wow, you promised the turkeys with your
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with your calling. You promised it sex, but it ends
in violence, all right, So we're going to start with
the sex part right here. Please with this happy herd
that you can draw them up with.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
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heard price pack. Happy Herd makes top quality attractants, minerals,
and feed for deer, bear and hogs. If you're not
using Happy Herd, you better hope your neighbors aren't. Click
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and enter code.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Jbb our tapersent of it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Checkout you're not one that is violently head luck Sexy
Turkey Cally you heard. Oh good job. Let's get you
ready to win that Happy Herd prize back here. Thanksgiving
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just feel like hunting season. Yeah, alright. November the twenty six,
it was nineteen eighty nine United Way Workers and Prince
George British Columbia some of the world's largest jigsaw puzzle,
nine thousand, seven hundred and thirty nine square foot puzzle
had one thousand and eighty five pieces square feet. I
(04:19):
thought you were going to with pieces, but holy cow,
that's it's huge.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Were they big pieces?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I wonder biggest ever? Y'all? Alright? Moved up to nineteen
ninety five Miami Dolphin quarterback Dan Marino soetn NFL record
with his three hundred and forty third touchdown pass reagon
friend Targanton's record, but the Dolphins lost to the Colts
thirty six, twenty eight. Gome back. Look on that little
(04:45):
uh Pat Mahomes who was in our world headquarters hometown
of Charlotte, North Carolina over the weekend is kind of
barn down on Dan and what about Bryce? What about
our quarterback? We showed up man everyby just feeling so
good for him. Energize, just tag him out and get
him smile a lot of board, Brice, where do you go?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mane had to send him to his room for a
few days, right, think about think about it to play football.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's finally here. He got one more. In two thousand,
Florida Secretary of State Catherine Harris certified Republican George Bush,
the winner over Democrat Al Gore in the state's presidential
Ballatine the winning marchin five hundred and thirty seven votes.
You'll remember the famed hanging Chad experience. Chad was about
(05:34):
ready to hang himself. There you go. There's our three
categories one eight hundred big shows you told Free Line
across America. We play outbursts next, Good Morning. It's a
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Big Show on the radio on until You Tuesday, November
twenty six and Thanksgiving week. Today's feature track for The
Big Show bed Box Heart and Marvin Webster singing a
wonderful due at Black Friday. Check it out the Big
Show dot com. That's a big box keywords black Friday,
they're right out turk you away in them again on Tuesday. Uppers,
(06:34):
let's play up theirs.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and
Billy give.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The puzzes from the big prize.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Be let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
This should really be a lot of funks when you're
playing Uppers, have a hurry up.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And guest time you love the best time you have
a big shots.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Let's say hey to Michael truming than that and Sama,
good morning Michael.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
John Boy.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Ain't nobody gonna know me by Michael.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's my proper name.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
If you will call me bird, everybody will know me
that way.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh right, let's go with your improper name or Bird.
Welcome in here, buddy, thank you, thank you, alight Bird.
Let's get you through these three categories. Get that happy
herd to you. Ready to go. We need three things
you put together or a symbol ready.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
To go, jigs of legos and somebody I keep furniture.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Boy, Michael, give us three positions on a football team.
Ready go, your quarterback and.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Your nose guard, and you outside of the linebackers.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Look at you on the noseguard bold school the linebacker
got you, buddy. Now, Bird, we need right here, three
things you vote for? Ready go.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
President and Senators and uh American idols.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
I got it out right.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's the three most important ones. That's the third branch
of government. Bird down in Lynnette just got the Happy
Heard Prize, Pike, Happy Heard for Bird?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Why why.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know it?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Let me give a shout out. I gotta give a
shout out my lovely bride, saying that she's just something
put up with too many years not to give her
a shout out.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
John boy, Well, I hope this was worth him. You
here's in for Bird. Got a feeling it? Well, she's
deal with you.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
It's hunting season. I need some browning points, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
All Right, you bring something homemade. Bird will hook you up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Buddy. You hang on, dud love, you mean it happen Thanksgiving?
All right, Jackie hooking Bird up. We'll hook you up
with your latest news. And we got a crocodile stalker
heading towards Thanksgiving on the other side. Good morning, it's
(10:05):
a big show on the radio. You know we're close
to the holidays. Here on a big Showman Clyde the
Tamil makes the scene the stars and unknown history as
we heard doord Thanksgiving in about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Now here, Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone.
Today we're in the American southeast. It's a beautiful full day.
The amazing autumn colors are falling from the trees and
left the gorgeous carpet of leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving
is just around the corner, and that can only mean
one thing. More ferocious than the black bear, more savage
(10:53):
than the badger.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yes, it's red next season.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Today we're risking life and limb to seek out a
very special breed of the redneck species, not the typical
pot belly version. This brute is tall and rangy, with
a thick coat of coarse red hair. Some people consider
him a legend tall tails told by parents to frighten children,
But there's been too many sightings of this beast for
the stories not to be true. Here he is, it's him,
(11:19):
and from the sound of that cry, it sounds like
I'm not the only one who got lucky.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
We'll have to be careful.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
The American rednick is very territorial and don't take kindly
to strange males. So to avoid confrontation, I've disguised myself
as the female of the species skankers trailer trashes. I've
donned a beehive wig, leopard prince spandexs knee pants, a
bowling shirt knodded in the ceremonial style just under the breastbone,
and combat boots. And I've doused myself with a half
gallon of Avon DuJour for good measure. I hope it works.
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Maybe it works too good. I've got a duck for cover.
These rednecks can be dangerous this time of year. They
spend countless days and nights watching hours of televised sports,
driving this hestosterone level sky high, and then they start
doing wild things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other
the tree climbing contests, and before you know it, they've
become an absolute menace, especially when they're on This is
(12:14):
a bad sign, but that's how mother nature works. The
consequences of their looney antics. While they're in this liquor
induced trance helps keep the population in check, and another
one bites the dust. I only hope I don't get
caught in the crossfire. I guess I spoke too soon
(12:35):
when I'm in luck. It's only a flesh wound, and
I don't spend that much time sitting down anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Bonzas what luck.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
He's accidentally been separated from the hood. It's time to
make our move. It's not easy to run in this outfit.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
This spandex makes me check and a hiding full of
buckshot doesn't now wait it here he is what a specimen,
And from the look of that wobbly gate, I think
he's already been into the mult beverage. I need to
get a closer look. But this monster is far too
dangerous to approach.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
In the wild.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I've gone a plan.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
I've drub along a tasty rack of rib smothered in
a popular grilling songs. Here he comes, ribs, look at
him go. It's a regular ravenous whinnick meeting frenzy. Those
rib bones are flying through the air like shellcasing from
a machine gun. He went through those ribs in ricking time.
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Now if he stays true to form. It's time to
sleep off his beating bead. Now the trick is to
measure him and tag him before he wakes up. He's
sleeping like a baby. What a beauty. He looks to
be in good health, even as his winter coat. What
a rare opportunity. Oh, he's waking up now. All we
need to do is tag him with his transmitter and
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then clear out all attention to his elo. Don't worry,
he won't feel faith.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What'd you do that for?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Stupid?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I wasn't fast enough.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Better not make any sudden movements.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
He looks mad.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hello, you punched a hole in my ear.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Dang, skippy, I'm mad.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
cries don't roll the rest of the hood. After all,
we're in a part of the country that considers deliverance
a love story.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well, well what we got here?
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Oh you're are a purty little thing.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Now right in a flesh wound. Listen, mate, this season
what it looks like. Come over here, give me a
hug for me down. You don't understand I'm a man,
see your perverb.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I even safe to go in the woods anymore?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm going home.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
It was close.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you. I
was lucky to escape.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
With my life.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Not so fast we think God didn't it.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
He's another thing.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Mean if your mon anson make shaw on the radio, man,
(15:30):
here we go.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history.
The year is sixteen twenty. A group of one hundred
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weary passengers sail from England to the New World aboard
the good ship Mayflower. They desperately wait for the news
that land is in sight.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
That's the sign you in the crow's desk?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Do you see land?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Latin?
Speaker 9 (16:18):
His name was Clyde, a rather unusual stowaway, and that
he was a dromedary camel.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
He was hailed as a hero and quickly took.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
His place among his fellow pilgrims. But the early days
were not easy. Half the settlement was lost that first year,
and food was scarce. If we do not get our
crops to flourish, the entire colony will perish. Clyde I
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fear the future appears bleak. No, what's that, rare asked
the natives. That's madness, they're savages. Tonto, you say, Squanto,
I'm sorry, could you do the introductions? Yeah, Clyde brought
(17:08):
Squanto before William Bradford.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
An agreement is.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Profit, and soon there was food a plenty, and the
colony slowly struggled back. In a profound gesture of gratitude,
the Pilgrims invited the Native Americans to a feast of
thanks and the tradition of Thanksgiving was born. We would
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not be here today if not for the one known
as Clyde.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Here.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
That is the truth, is it not William Bradford. Squato
speaks the truth, and it's only fitting that Clyde give
the prayer.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
But things would take a dark turn. Clyde became romantically
entangled with Bradford's second wife, Dorothy.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Oh, Clyde, we cannot continue our illicitrists. I fear my
husband was suspicious. Those hoof shaped bruises on my back
were hard to explain. Yeah, I told him I was
trampled by dear but alas he was unconvinced.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Yeah, all right, one last time, and it would be
the last time. Clyde Dorothy, my wife and my best
friend be gone and never return.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Him or me him.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Yeah, Clyde left in shame and never returned. No one
knew whatever became of him, but he did resurface years later.
So I just tie this key to this kite, eh,
But what about this storm until next time?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
This is Sir David Attenborough reminding you that it's not
the history that's no, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
This makes you on the radio, Jumbo Been and Tyler,
Fellers Ran and Jackie and you listening, Hi, pal, you
are listening the two of the funniest guys on the
radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Are they funny?
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Hell, good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's a week showing the radio heading toward Thanksgiving twenty
and twenty and five. My old buddy out of the line
of Pat Godws. It was gotten out of easer for them,
isn't it.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
Oh gobble gobble chat shot Mamak's tired Grandma's fat gob
gobble drank drink.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Uncle Jemy heaves in the kitchen sake. Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 13 (21:06):
Everybody's got the babies but me.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Thanksgiving of my house. It's just the way it was
man to be.
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Our home, gob gobble mean course, haven't seen that since
the divorce. Gobble stuff stuff A forty pound turkey's more
than nothing. Thanksgiving of my house. Everybody's making more money
than me. Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I don't want to beat here, can't wait to leave
our home.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
It used to be so much fun. Remember Thanksgiving when
you were young? Little cook again you'll see when you
can start show wrong family a gob of gobble smash
my girlfriend, thanks my family's trash.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
Jop guy, more talk talking, Why don't you married? I
think I'll take a walk Thanksgiving to my house a
couple more rous then I'll be free.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Thanksgiving my house. Is this the way it was meant
to be? Thanksgiving my house.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Everybody's got the beads with me.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Thanksgiving to my house.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
Thanksgiving my house, Thanksgiving my house, Thanksgiving that man.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Good morning. Big shows on the radio. Hang on Gon
announce the winner that ls tractor from Museo Gamekeepers. Just
a second, first, let me tell you about the prize
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County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Want you to go nuts since Christmas. Got some for
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everyone on your list of take care friends, family clients,
and they'll be talking about it all year. Plus intercode
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you hit the Big Show dot com. And y'all have
been at the Big Show dot Com entering for the
Massio Gamekeepers LS tractor that we are giving away. And
(23:24):
first let me bring home old buddy Bobby Cole from
moss of O Gamekeepers. I got them on the line.
Good morning Bobby, Good morning guys.
Speaker 15 (23:35):
I love here, good boy, so.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Much for you.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh, I know, back at you, buddy. Well, let's find
out who wins the LS Gamekeeper tractor. There's that role
I was looking for. Oh, if you live in Alabama,
if you were from Cholera, if your name is Tip Edward, yay, yay,
(24:02):
look at Tip getting him a LS tractor from Masseo Gamekeepers.
And all right, Bobby, we had a bunch of people
signing up. Cool LS Tractor, proud sponsor of the big show.
Not to mention Yo my buds at Massio. So all right,
it's all over see you. I'm just kidding because the
(24:23):
news gets better. Bobby, you gotta tell us about the
Camo tractor that you guys at massyoak and LS Tractor
getting together with.
Speaker 15 (24:33):
Joboy is the coolest thing. So if it's a fifty
seven horse powers got a bucket on the front and
they kind of reaped their up. The paint scheme is
in bottom land and it's accented like the wheel wells
are black, the front bucket is black. It is the
coolest looking tractor you have ever seen. And so so
(24:54):
there's there's I think there's one hundred of them out
there at the LS dealers right now. They were kind
of allocated like one per dealer. So it would be
the greatest Christmas present you could imagine is to walk
outside and.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Have one of those parking your driveway, No kidding, And Bobby,
what what a natural partnership with you guys in Massey
Oak and an LS tractor because you know, don't use
this man all about food plots and you were actually
collaborating with the guys at LLS Tractor to work outdoors.
Goes man, that is the perfect tractor to.
Speaker 13 (25:29):
Do that with.
Speaker 15 (25:31):
Oh look, they've been a great partner and they're just
fantastic folks. And it to the person when you try
one of these tractors. I mean there's probably a lot
of people that have never tried that LS tractor. Everybody
is incredibly impressed. And they go from like from a
twenty horse power, you know, just a little small unit,
all the way up to over one hundred horse power.
(25:52):
They have cabs and they're just incredible tractors. You owe
it to yourself to go try one, and I think,
I know you'll be surprised.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
And this is the deal, y'all. So the LS Tractor
Sales program offers zero present financing for one hundred and
twenty months selected models. Now that ends at the end
of this year twenty twenty four. So you're talking about
bobby best Christmas present or your favorite farmer You kidding me?
Seeing that the LS tractor Camo MASSI old condition. So
(26:24):
the first thing you need to do is go to
the LS Tractor and click on the website and find
where there's one near you. I guess, like you said,
one hundred of these were made, is that right?
Speaker 15 (26:35):
That's right? And look I'm and you can go on
their website and you just google LS, google LS Camo
tractor and you'll see it. Oh well, it's a beautiful unit.
It's just incredible. And if you're outdoors and if you're
a hunter, it just I mean, it just speaks to
you when you see it. We've just been so impressed
(26:56):
with them.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
That is need so well once again we can isdulate
Tip Edwards out of Cholera, Alabama on his LS tractor
that he just won. And now you got to look
up the Camo Tractors Massiel Gamekeepers Edition LS tractor. You
can click on the link when you go to the
Big Show dot com. It'll take you right to the
(27:17):
website and track them down. Now, Bobby, good work, Boddie.
Well man, hope you have a happy Thanksgiving. Let's get
out in the woods some.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
Yeah, man, I appreciate it. We look quick. We hope
to give away another tractor next year so I can
listen to it. After they finished listening to the Off
radio show, they can go and listen to the Gamekeeper
podcast and we'll be announcing and telling all kind of
information about how they can use their tracker, how to
improve the hunting on their farm. And I know you
(27:46):
guys would enjoy listening to some of that that, John Bore,
I think you need to listen to some of.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
That well, the Gamekeeper's podcast. Yeah, put that on the podcast, Liz.
That is awesome, man, because stuff Ali, Bobby, you be careful,
happy Thanksgiving man. We'll talk to you again.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
Real soon, Yes, sir, y'all y'all have a great one
as well.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Thank you. All right, buddy, Oh, catch up with Bobby
on that game Keeper's podcast. I have listened to. It's
gonna sink in in time now like it a dam.
It was John boyd Jeopardy time for the Bertie County
Peanuts prospect. Let's just jump right in here we goes.
We had the Consumer Safety Commission yesterday. It was a
bunch of words, safety tests and paint recalled kids all stupids.
(28:30):
All right, today's John boy Jeopardy. According to a recent
survey among frequent flyers, forty one percent of adults with
supporter band on passengers doing this on all domestic flights.
What is farting. I don't think there's a way to
control that. Yes, I just talking about me. Personal one
(28:50):
eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
We go to we get the winner.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
We play John Boydjebty next. Good Tuesday morning, November the
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twenty six head doord Thanksgiving. Today's feature track from the
Big Show Bedbox that adore Thanksgiving. That means we're headed
toward Black Friday and mar we got a better song.
It's called the Black Friday Song. He worked Black Friday
when he hit the mid box at the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
All right, then, le's.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Play Yeahs live across America. It's John boyd Japan and
now a man who just discovered a major downside and
the new rules for airline travelers. Now you have to
pay extra to not sit with your family. Peas time
boy that bag as I headed Dale out of Stanton, Virginia.
(30:10):
Good morning, Darryl, Good morning guys. Hey buddy, All right,
dal you got the first shot at it this morning
for the Big Old Bird tea count of if penuts prized, Pike,
don't get nervous. Sure you've thought about it. According to
a recent survey among frequent flyers. Forty one percent of
adults would support a band on passengers doing this on
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all domestic flights. But you think, Daryl recline their seats,
recline their seats you WHI that'd be tough for me
(30:54):
if you think of it. You're always getting your knees. Well,
you know that's true. I think I might like it better.
Yeah about that. So the product called the need Offender,
by the way, that would prevent the seat in front
of you from being able to recline. It was like
a block of plastic that you put they're just trying
to Yeah, they were banned, you know the yeah I have.
(31:16):
That's why I started springing for a little extra getting
up on first class. You in front, you met bulkheads.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Oh man, oh yeah, those of us in economy, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
We'll offer you have just come set them a lap.
They kind of frowned on that in somewhere line. All right, Hey,
well Darrel, look at you, buddy. You have the assortment
of small batch hand cooked peanuts from bird T County Peanuts,
a Southern tradition for over one hundred years. We'll get
it to you up in Virginia, buddy.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Sounds great.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Man, y'all have a thank happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That is Thanksgiving. You down, hay on, buddy, quite about
a hour here come top of you. A new on
the other side of this report, Cad bured my butler
about Paddy. Good morning. That's a big showing the radio
(32:46):
talk about hunting season.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
We had Gord Thanksgiving. Yeah, a couple of days off
every beginning the duck season. Don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
You're gonna capsule it for you right here, mean mind
show buck, this really happened. It's on about you. Well, boys,
(33:17):
we finally made it. Here's the dog blind.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Let's get settled in. I thought there were three of us. Yes,
he takes.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Considerably smaller steps than we do. Sir Cherry Picker's gotta
walk so fair. You know there's bears out here, right,
You've nothing a fair, mister sharp. I'm sure a mouse
would be more feeling instead of it.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Keep it down, you're gonna run the dugs off. Let's
get in the blind. Hey, this is a pretty sweet setup.
It is quite cozy. Yeah, but something's messing. Wait a
second word, are the decoys? Oh way to go, mister Frinch.
Speaker 9 (33:51):
Oh no, I'm only hearing my capacity as chauffeur and
aide de camp to serve.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
I leave the details of the journey to you, sportsman.
Well this is great. Shall I venture back to the
vehicle to retrieve the items?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Sir?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
No, we'll just have to make do without decoys. That
nebbit a wasted trip.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Maybe not.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Look at this.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
That's one of miss Pearl's toys, stuffed squeaky duck toy.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I got an idea. How are you doing, sir? Taking
the stuffing out here?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Rickie?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
What am I supposed to do with this? Put it on?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh? This is delicious?
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Put it on and go out there and the ducks
will come in to investigate. Oh no way, I got
my dignity. You dress up like a slice of pizza
for a living? All right? Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
A little tight?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
How do well look adorable? Perfect? All right? Now get
out there and act like a duck.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
I ain't got no waiters. Shall I cut two fingers
off a rubber glove? I'm going I'm going.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Use your duck call.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Ain't that?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh brother?
Speaker 5 (35:01):
We'll do something here? No quack, you idiot?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
What where.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Where?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I can believe it? Look holy crap is working. You're
doing great, keep it up, back back, and this is
why they call them setting ducks.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Sir.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Wait right, look, I'm looking. I should be shooting. No, sir,
that's an extremely rare halloquin Meganza. Oh what you can't
shoot him, sir? He's extremely rare. What's he doing?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Did?
Speaker 9 (35:46):
He must be a breeding male and it appears he
has eyes for of a decoy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Wow, I think he wants me to lay in a Hey,
I'm married. Give him about.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Ricky?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Get out of there. I'm trying, but we won't hurt me.
Loose Cadbury, do something, I am, sir, I'm filming it
on my phone. Don't shoot, suck, don't shoot. I can't
shoot Ricky.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
On my hit you that's helen me burn. What's happening about?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
What should we do?
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Cadbury? Just wait, sir, I think he's almost finished. Put
him up here.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Besides, it's nice to have one of these in henshaws. Well,
I'm not on the receiving end of the humiliation.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Oh dear, what is that? A bear?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Ain't telling you guys, who's gonna carry my stuff back
to the truck? Good morning bike shows on the radio
(37:45):
running through your Tuesday. Now thirty minutes we'll play Beating
the Blonde for Maan u Ells Tractor Hunting Prize back boy.
Y'all right, right now here we go.
Speaker 16 (38:03):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Children's.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
I reckon you hear about that first Thanksgiving? What happened
a fur piece back? I heard it totally good, many ways,
but I figure I might be able to come up
with some rather say about it the way I hear tell.
A bunch of foreigners got a belly full of where
they's doing things over there, in that fearn country they
was living in. It's all big family of them, decided
(38:31):
to come to America. Here there's all kid folk, one
way or another, seems to me all had the last
name Pilgrim. Well Sirdie Pilgrim. Folks packed him changing drawers
and some potted meat. All of them pile onto some boats. There.
(38:52):
They called them a Nina the pinner in the santy
clause them Pilgrim's pretty much no count when it come
to sailing and such. They so busy playing shuffle board
and the fooling around, they wound up running and plumb
into a big old rock on the shore there. They
figure as long as they run up on dry land,
(39:13):
they might as well give this place a shot. They
weren't sriffing if and this is America or not. They
soaked that gun, happy to be off in the water.
He's ready to bust. They weren't used to having so
much room to live in, so they all run off summers,
exploring and laughing and carrying on. I reckon, they's a
(39:34):
bit noisy. All that nonsense didn't sit too well where
the folks that's already living there. I had a whole
bunch of Indians homesteading in them parts. Not the kind
with the red polka dot in their heads, other kind
kind of living tents, carry tommy hawks and whatnot. Seemed
(39:57):
ready to like being called Indy as much. I reckon.
They wanted to be called Native Americans. Them Pilgrim said,
all right, then, he's a good thing named Native Americans.
A friendly munch. Them Pilgrims did a sorry job and
taking care of themselves. And I didn't know nothing about farming.
They have no warm clothes, just the begg of hats
(40:18):
with them shoes with the big belt buckle on them.
Madam old Native American fella schooled them on how to
take care of things, especially this one fella named Squanto
I Reckon. He had him some time off of working
with a lone ranger, so he showed them Pilgrim there
how to get along right good. Thought him how to hunt,
(40:40):
catch you cat fish, tow that wharfs down to the
laundry mat, sharping that lawn more blade with a big
old rock, even taught him how to use bead shiny
rocks to do some trade. Well sair, things went along
pretty good for us bill that Pilgrim family. Well sir,
they thought they throw a big she and dig for
our new friend there. No day's grateful for all that help,
(41:03):
well sir. They decided to rustle up some special sort
of grubb or another really put on the dog told
Daddy Pilgrim some of his boys there, they decided to
go hunting. They so excited they couldn't sleep, So they
got up early and had breakfast at the warful house there,
(41:23):
and then off they went. They weren't add it too
long before, and they run across his big old, funny
looking bird kind of looked like a big old dog
with a feather duster stuck in his hind. Then, well, sir,
they got that funny looking bird, stuffed it with some
stove top stuff and trotted it out for that big
old surprise supper. Well, Squatto had him a little girl there, hue,
(41:48):
little thing, no begging a squirrel. She saw that bird
all cooked up. She started to bawl in her eyes out.
He yelled, what do you kill my turkey farm? What
you kill my turkey?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Firm?
Speaker 7 (42:07):
Turned out that old, funny looking bird, there was a
turkey squander, old little girl and that turkey. They made friends.
Why didn't sit too well with them Native Americans? They
just all red they's gonna kill them Pilgrims. And they
figured it's so close to Christmas, they just leave mur
defen for themselves. Some Native Americans they runed off down
(42:33):
to Atlanta, dart them a baseball team. The pilgrim did, alright,
I reckon party. So night's all over the place, So
I reckon Except for that little girl, her dead turkey.
It's a pretty happy ending all around. More of the
story is, you're gonna eat some folks, pet bird, do
(42:56):
it close to Christmas, so say don't keep them.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
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