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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, this is Blake Clark and you listen to the
Big Show with my buddies John Boy and Billy we On.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Then we let him back now day, we let him
back nowday.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Got the doodle doo over that on. It is Tuesday,
July the fifteenth, and you got the bigges shon the
radio on that game. What the national day is to
celebrate this July fifteenth? National I Love Horses Day. Oh,
don't tell your wife, well, this'll been a great day
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to your favorite radio hosts and pay for his wife's
horse for like a month.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
So like set up a go fund for the horse.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Right, I don't want to, you know, love keep all
the love to ourselves, these horses. A share of love. Yes,
show how much you love I love? National Give Something
Away Day? This kind of ties in, like your money.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh why don't you give away a horse?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Then I had to, you know, live with a wife,
and I'm too old to go do all that? What
about National Tapioca Pudding Day's pudding Day?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Run the wife?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Im will go ahead? And the home National Pet Fire
Safety Day. Just like fire derills, pets need consideration with
preparing for unexpected fire emergencies. That's some good idea.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Pets normally go and hide, well the ones that are free,
not in cages and stuff. And I will even have
a sticker on my window that lets the fire department
know how many pets.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
I guess they look. I wouldn't. I would just charge in.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
When I had my when I had my fire back
in well, not my fire, but when I was in
the fire back at night and rescue.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It was I didn't start the fire.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
She's not good at rescue either anyway, but the fire
the volunteer fire department had to be called as well.
But anyway, they told me that they always sweep for
children and pets no matter what. They always go because
they hide similar lowerly, they both like both both dogs
and cats will go under beds just like kids.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Go in closets just like kids. So they know to
look for me.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I imagine you had to keep changing all the
time of that sticker on your window too.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
It's a all xed out. I'm just like, they're in there,
come get them.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Thank you for doing.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So, all right, we all, Uh, that's a good thing
to remember, right. There's got going on a gummy worm day.
Eat a gummy worm sometime and then National Social Media
Giving Day actually encourages everybody to use social media for good,
to make a difference in the world by promoting charitable giving.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I guess whoever wrote that feels like it's used for evil.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, I just had libbed a little bit, only only
using it for good part there, But there's a good way.
And I know, thanks for all y'all's prayers and the
thoughts that went on down in Texas. But that was
while I was expecting to have Robert ur'keean do the
concert on the fourth and then Curville. Oh man, that
is just so crazy down there. Waits, it's Samarita's person
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Mercy Shifts. We got that set up for you right off.
You know, they're first on the ground with stuff if
you can't. So this Social Media Giving Day could really
you know, now's the time to jump in. Let's help
our people in Texas. We had like floods in North Carolina,
not nearly as bad, but.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
And everybody from around the country helped with that too,
So we pay it forward.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
That's all right, y'all Texas strong. We're thinking about y'all.
All right, Dean, Well, let's uh, let's get our first
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you ready for the categories or three dates in history.
July fifteen, there was nineteen seventy six. The school bus
driver and twenty six children were kidnapped in Shouts Hill
of California. The driver ed ray out, smarter the kidnappers
and led the children to safety in Livermore. I don't
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understand led to children to safety in Livermore.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Livermore, California. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I thought it was some gotta sack food. You thought
got it right, So maybe the cooks like liver. All right,
let's move up to nineteen eighty four freak accident took
place at the Carl Shrew Zoo in Germany. An elephant
reached through its cage and used its trunk to turn
a valve, which released one hundred and forty degree hot
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water into the hippopotamus tank, and three hippos were scaled
in the.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, hey, look how about that tacked it all? In
oh three, a Japanese company announced the mew lingual is,
a gadget that claim would translate cat mews and purrs
into human phrases. Well, the company had sold three hundred
thousand bowel linguals that translate all that translates dog barks
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into human language.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
They try cats.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So both gadgets use scientific data on animal sounds from
a laboratory that also analyzes human voices. So that was
three might not have called only you want to say one?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What a terrible waste of money? Your wife gave me
one for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But did it work?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Now?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
I know?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I mean as well, just put it on my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Ah right, Well, let's uh, let's have fun with the
three language translation tools we'll go ahead and give you
your legs up on the bowelingual or me owl one.
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I don't did a big.
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Have the ry up and guess time you love the
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We have shots.
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this morning, buddy.
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I'm doing good.
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I hope you are gone by man. We are all good.
We're cheering for you to get through these three categories.
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name three things on a school bus. Ready go kids,
driver and seats.
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Bam.
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Pippo and Tiger. And for the win, three language translation tools.
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That's the hardest one ever.
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I don't want to gout were Joba. You's about twenty
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Don't worry, it'll go smoother. No, good morning, it's a
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big shawn the radio.
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Mie.
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Y'all.
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can see some wonderful photographs I'm talking about. Yes today,
Demi Moore, we got her pregnant picture, got her painted picture,
and who is that hot dude in between?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh, you're on the wrong website.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Was checking out my pose and captivated the Queens City.
Back when I had a great body.
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Is that what it was.
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That's what it was, John o'gull and Facebook page. Go ahead,
it won't hurt you. Good morning, big shows on the radio.
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And here we go. It's time for the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
Dear diary, this is Gary Beucy well Diary. Instead of
taking some sort of glamorous Hollywood vacation to some exotic locale,
I decided to get back to my roots and visit
some kinfolk out in Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Stayed with my.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Uncle who used to be a state executioner, Old Noosey
Bucy retired a couple of years ago. Bought him a
cattle rash. Seemed like the right guy to hang with,
no pun intended. Sorry, dope, there ain't no hope. Noucy
Busey's coming and he's got the rope.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's a dangler.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Oklahoma in the summertime is a straight up endurance test.
He had gotta get up early in the morning and
get them chores done to beat the heat. Thankful having
let my superstar status corrupt my country ways. I'm up
at the crack of dawn, drinking coffee and peeling off
the porch, and I do the same thing in Oklahoma,
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watching my cousin mother Goosey Busy round up the geese
for feeding. Well, she does a bang up job, probably
because she's kind of built like one of the butt
long neck. She walks around with that bucket going hawl.
They trail right along. After a big breakfast of beef,
steak and bourbon, it's off to the milking bard. I
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don't know what it is, but cows love me. Whether
it's two legs or four. Heifer's got a sweet spot
for that solid gold busy charm. Times havn't changed since
I was a kid. Milk's been all been done by
machine these days. But I got a chance to break
out my manual skills. Old number of four twenty three.
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Wasn't given the goods like she used to. Uncle Nucy
was talking about putting her out to breathe, and I said, Uncle,
give me a shot at her. So I grabbed that
little stool and I sidled up to her. I closed
my eyes and grabbed a hold of that udder, and
I thought back to the days of doing dinner theater
with the likes of.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Barbara Eden.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Elkie Summer and Sylvia Miles.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yea yea yea yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
I was sitting there whispering sweet nothing's to her, and
then glorious, magical beaucy hands go to squeezing and a
rubbing and a tugging, and before you know it, she's
giving me buckets left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand.
I think I overdid it a bit because by the
end she was putting out whipped cream and licking my ear.
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Love her boy, busy smooth of silk, talking dirty, and
getting milk lactose intolerant. Being a veteran of navigating the
Hollywood millieu, I'm an old hand dealing with manure, bull, horse,
pig agent, manager, publicist. It all smells the same, brother.
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The only difference, Diary, is that critter crap doesn't cost
you fifteen percent of your paycheck. In fact, I'm a
by God authority on all things fertilizer, great granny dub
me deucey Beaucy. See, all crap is different in texture.
Horse is nice. It's like shoveling tennis balls. Happy little
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compact turns. Only downside is that they tend to roll.
You get a good roller, and all of a sudden
you're in a silent movie chasing a lone meadow, muffing
around the barnyard like Harold Lloyd. Cow pies are pretty
much how they sound, like someone dumped a chocolate pie
upside down in the pasture. Most times a hayfork will
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get it up in one chunk, but pig dump. Forget
the hayfork. That's like eating soup with chopsticks.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Get the snowshovel.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
This en f why I have fifty pound hog produces
three hundred pounds of stewle a day. Now I know
how Gerald McCraney feels hell burke. Please don't say it's
too much work to shed them extra pounds at you
put on? And what would Gerald say when he sees
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how much you weigh.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
He looked down at that scale and he'll be gone, boy,
howdy Diary. There ain't nothing like country cooking, farmed of
plates vegetables, make grown mang vegetarian.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
I had me a hankering for some fresh corn on
the cob, and but unfortunately I overdid it, just a
little teeny tiny bit that okrah went right through me
and I didn't quite make it to the outhouse. The
corn was of my undercooked and when I cut loose,
it was like a Dick Tracy machine gun knocked the
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head off my hermit granddad reclusive Mucy, killed two chickens,
broke ten jars of preserves, and dented the hell out
of the fender on the old John Deere tractor. On
the upside, my colon is cleaner than a kitten's ear.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Be aisle.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm taking Katie Segall,
Judith Light and Yasmine Bleath up to knots Berry Farm
for country fair days. We're entered in the milking competition.
Old habits are hard to break. Kok until next time,
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Diary exs and World Gary.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
But you see, honey, friends, you're listening to the John
Boy and Billy Big Show.
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They got stupid.
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Quinn's current events for John Boy and.
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Out of the Bristol Motor Speedway.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. John
Boy's Wonderful Fane number one hundred and forty eight. That
challenge going from Purple Heart Holmes. We will be giving
that away this Friday, So you still got down to
get your name in the hat there. I hope you
make you daily visit to the Big Show dot Com.
From the desk of Tator Tayman News is what to watch.
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now from the desk of Tator Taman News, it's what
to watch. Here's Marzie Tayter moraen.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Well, we're gonna see what everybody was watching out at
the movie theater. Why, I don't know, it's a habit.
Number one was James Gunn's Superman. Yes, another Man of Steel,
this one by David corn Sweat. It scored the third
biggest opening weekend of the year, so they got that.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Real deal about that movie is not really so much Superman.
Who's getting all the attention.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Uh, that would be Lois Lane.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Now the dog, and you know what, the dog doesn't
even actually exists.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
It's cgi. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Well, they made one hundred and twenty two million near
Stateside and they haven't even found they haven't even added
in yet what they made internationally. So they have pretty
much made back their two hundred and twenty five million
dollar budget, but they still have one hundred million to
recoup in their marketing budgets.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I don't think it's going to be a problem.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, anything.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
You did have to pay that.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh that's terrible. Jurassic World Rebirth.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I don't know. This is like number ninety two of
the Jurassic parts. It came in second place. Third place
went to Brad Pitt's movie The F One. Excuse me,
it's called F one the movie. Yeah, yeah, I've seen
a lot of trailers for that. I don't believe it anyway.
Fourth place went to The Family Friendly Fair, the live
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action remake of How to Train Your Dragon, and fifth
place went to elio Elo, you know, the Pixar sci
fi adventure which falls an eleven year old boy named
Elo Solios, who is mistaken for the intergalactical Ambassador of
Earth after being beamed up to the Commu Verse by
aliens for making contact with them.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, she's over delivering, because the last time we talked
about it, she was like, uh.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
I remember that one hit in the theaters Friday.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Smurfs.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Yes, another animated flick. It's the reboot of the Smurfs
film series.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Duh.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Stars Rihanna as the voice of Smurfet, which I find
odd because they have Natasha Leone in this movie as
one of the Smurfs, and she's got that perfect voice
for Smurfat.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
From the way that I remember in the cartoons.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Okay, well, you know what, So I'm.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Having a day deal.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
But Rihanna's in this, John Goodman, James Cordon, like I said,
Natasha Leone, Sandra O, Jimmy Kimmel, Octavia Spencer, Nick Kroll,
Everybody's in this.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Kurt Russell.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
And it's about when Papa Smurf is taken by evil
wizard Rosen mel and Gargamel and Smurfett leads the Smurfs
on a mission to the real world to save them.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Not even order, all right.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Also in theaters if you're not in for The Little
Blue Guys, I Know what you did last Summer, which
is a sequel to the American Slasher. I still know
what you did last summer, and I know what you
did last summer franchise Okay, Eddington. It's an American Neo
Western satirical black comedy film starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal,
and Luke Rimes. The story is set in twenty twenty,
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and the film follows the rivalry between Sheriff Joe Cross
and Mayor ted Garcia as they worked to go through
the social turmoil caused by said rivalry and COVID nineteen.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Did I make you want to see it?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Hey, what are you been streaming?
Speaker 7 (23:34):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I streamed Old Guard Too, which is a flick on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
It was pretty good. Has Charlie's staring in it.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Old Old Guard Too, because there's an Old Guard and
Old Guard Too. They were mortal and they, you know,
try to keep evil at bay. Fountain of Youth is
on Apple TV. It's got John Krasinski Jim from the Office,
and it's kind of like an Indiana Jones Field.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, but in modern day.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I actually saw that.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
All right. Saturday, the WNBA All Star w NBA All
Star Game will air live on.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
ABC Prove it.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
And Friday, Part one of the Billy Jewel documentary and
So it goes airs on HBO.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Okay, well that's a good job right now, Thank you
very much. Man go damn baby. Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question.
We found that more people die playing this sport than
any other. What is golf leading causes heart attacks and strokes?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I thought it was because the ball hit the tree
and bounce back and pops him.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
In the head?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Bad stroke?
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This land bound animal
only has a six inch stride, but be warned they
can easily run as fast as an average human.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Oh what is a walrous walrus?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Interesting? No? What y'all got one?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Big show? You told free line? We go, do we
get the winner? We play John boyd Jeopardy next. Good morning,
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that's a big show on the radio world until your Tuesday,
July fifteenth. Our feature track for the Big Show, bed Box,
The reven Goob Neighborhood you'll find Big John is coming
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at the Bigshow dot coming. Right now, let's play Yeah's
live across America.
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It's John Boy Japan and now your host.
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He grew up with Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and I
heck even Steve Jobs.
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Now we have no Cash, no Hope, no Jobs.
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Make God save Kevin Bacon, pas John Boy like you.
Let's say hey to Ray out of Jesseville, Arkansas.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Good morning, Ray, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
What are you got the first shot at John Boy
jepardy this morning. We appreciate your Arkansawnians? Did I say?
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Right?
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Sure?
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Okay?
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Good?
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Thanks? Right?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Well, Ray, this land bound animal only has a six
inch stride, but be warned they can easily run as
fast as an average human. What do you think, Kip
Monk a chipmunk? Let's see, I mean la, I send
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the story.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Does he run Randy down?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh? Man, right, we appreciate you playing, Boddy Hope. You
have a great.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Day, first time caller.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh right, way to go.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Buddy, see you down the road. All right, well, let's
go to Mark. He's in myrtlebeat, South Carolina hotspot for
your summertime activities.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Good morning, Mark, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Hey Buddy. So Mark, we know is not wallruses and
it's not chipmunks. So what land bound animals? Six inch
stride can run as fast as your average human. All right,
well I'm gonna go with penguin. Well, let's see if
you know what you're talking about. Penguin.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yes you.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, longtime listener, first time caller, Well, wait up, make
the mos out of it. Mark, rad you old butter row,
you hang on for Jaggie.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Can I answer you question?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh yeah, you sure can.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
At the end of.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
All your skits, you're always saying, a big man, let
me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Where did where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That is our old buddy Dub, the greatest actor on
John bonyon Billy's Playhouse in the history. And it was
really just a tagline of one of the playhouses that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Right came from, one that was based on It's a
Wonderful Life.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
So so we use that to honor Dub. At the
end of every playhouse we always do a big man,
let me hold it? Well, they five? Mark, will you
hang over Jackie? Now we'll hook you up. Buddy.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's the bottom of the hour if it goes to
the top of your news. And as we remember, a
race with a raid.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
One a day, got it coming up on the other side.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Good morning, the big show's on the radio. Another chance
to join the winners is coming up at first. Rayford
tells us if you live in a WII and your
dog barks for more than ten minutes, you can call
the law and be fine. Here's Rayford barking up that tree.
Speaker 15 (29:55):
I suppose barking dogs are a nuisance from a lot
of neighborhoods now. I don't suppose those that I know it.
Dog counseling has been in demand in Hawaii County since
early last year, when County commissioners passed an ordinance banning barks, bays, cries,
howls that go on continuously for ten minutes or intermittently
for twenty minutes within a half hour. Police can write
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barking tickets or sentence an incessant howler to a humane shelter.
Dogless Islanders have long complained of dogs that bark around
the clock. Under previous law, officers had to time barking
for thirty minutes, then give the owner an hour to
quiet the hound. Police were usually too busy to stick
around timing dog barks. Some say the new law infringes
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on rights human and canine. Course, they'll always say that
a county brochure recommends three steps. First, notify the owner. Next,
call the Humane Society for bark suppression tips such as
spraying your dog while it is barking. Last resort, call
the police. Trouble is, neighbors can fall out over barking dog,
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so they usually won't say anything about it, just suffer,
but not in silence. What gets me is why when
the dog owners are at home, they aren't bothered by
the constant wolfing and yappin' eats me. Robert d Rafer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. As we gather
around this morning.
Speaker 16 (31:47):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Mister Bill Cox and me, we had watched television the
other night. We see this commercial for a TV show
called Grim. I didn't rightly know what it is about,
mister Bill Cox said, Then the old days, there these
two brothers name of Grim. They wrote a paceless stories
to scare the pants off and youngins I tell you
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one't even you owe me.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Too, all right, Yeah, all right, then don't get too excited.
You ain't hurt it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Once upon a time, Marion, there these two younguns named
a hanseling girdle, these tiny little things no bigger than
par of squirrels. I think, mister Bill Cox, that they
was Dutch, like a chubby boy on the paint can. Well, sir,
they growed up poor like most kids back in that
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daddy was a woodcutter by trade.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
He didn't make much of a wage, I reckon on.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Account of there was trees everywhere, and all the folks
had an axe. Yes, their times wasn't quite tough. On
top of that, hanseling Girdle step Mama with no count
she was kind of cruel to him, putting termites in
their wooden shoes and whatnot. See the way she figured it,
a little bit of food they did have, and go
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a whole lot farther with less mouths to feed. So
one day, behind the daddy's back, she took Hanseling Girdle
on a one way trip out into the woods and
left them defend for themselves.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
But in them days, folks did a lot of thinking
out loud and hanseling girdle over here at her scheme.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So on the way out the door, hansel he stuck
a slice of bread in his folk, and they wandered
out into the woods. He left a trail of crumbs
so they could find their way back. That must have
been a pretty big slice of bread, because they walked
for a good bit.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Sure enough, they got out.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
In the middle of nowheres and that stepped mama, are
you inn nft? Left the Marina woods. They went to
follow that trailer crumb RUMs. All they found was a
flock of well fed birds. I guess it weren't much
of a plan, really, but they was your kids. They
didn't think it through. Now they's lost for sure, penciling girdle.
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They wandered off summers trying to find a way home.
They come up over this little ridge are down in
the clearing. Was a right party little house. But it
weren't like any house they ain't seen afore. It was
made out of cakes, candy, and gingerbread and biscuits and mustard.
I don't rightly know why them little birds bothered to
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eat handling girdles, old steel bread crumbs with a big old.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Cookie house just down the block.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Mister bill Cox told me I needed to do something
called suspending my disbelief.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Well, share them two little Dutch kids. They had a
field day. They commenced to gnawn on that little cottage
like pearl on a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
At that time, old woman come out the door hollered
about them her house. Hanseling Girdle told her their story
and about getting left in the wood by the step mama.
That old woman, she fell rightly sorry for him in
fighting them in for some potted meat and sadie crackers
in the soft bed. Well what them little Dutch kids
didn't know? She wasn't really a nice old woman. She
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was a mean old witch. Some folk calls her a sorceress.
I called her a witch. She throwed Hansling Girdle in
a cage. Her plan was to fat them.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Up and eat them.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I reckon, with all them sweets around, she's kind of
hankering for a brisket or such.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Well, sir.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
After a couple of days the twinkies and Chrispy Kream donuts,
Handling Girdle.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Was about to pop like a dig.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
And that wedge figured it was a good time for dinner.
She fired up, had a big old oven, got them
kids out of that cage. When the witch opened that
oven door, hanseling girdle, they bum rushed her, not for
any oven.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Slammed the door and locked it killed her.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
The witch had one of them fairytale wise cracking cats.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
He saw his meal ticket going up in flame. He
jumped up and hollered, what do you kill a witch?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Ferm?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
What did you kill a witch? Firm ansling girdle? Are
they promised that cat? They take care of him? He said,
all right then, and they all sat down and ate
the witch with some French fried potatoes.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
On the end.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Moral of the story, meat potatoes is good for you,
but ain't nothing like a bunch of sugar retreats to
give you that quick energy to kill a witch an eater.
Speaker 16 (36:47):
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now in original flavor and new extra peckery Hargreaves chalk
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Speaker 1 (37:00):
Guys got any of that extra patory.
Speaker 14 (37:06):
Good morning, rolling to the Big show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the big show, some enchanted morney. You may hear the
big show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Morning? Let's a big show on the radio. Want to
mind y'all? Watch the duo velvet rodeo if you check
out the John Woe Billy Facebook page. But when Leo
dancing on the table out as a Booger Branch.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Sheated a stage to stand on it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Leah and Brian uh very excited. Their TV series, heart
Strings is airing on the American Country Network. This is
our buddy todd Snyler who has this this network? Uh No,
write it down, American Country Network. Heart Strings is the
name of the show. Join them on their tour bus
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as they hit the road to chase the neon dreams
of country starting them. And ever since they've been at
the Booger Branch, they've been kind of taking off. Not
I'm taking credit for anything. I never knew anything like that.
But but you said they showed up the Josie Awards.
You know, they're really knocking it out, man.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
So they're very talented, not just at the farm Country music.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Sweethearts is Heart Streets on the American Country Network.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Now we get to see how they do behind the scenes.
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so ringing Bill Silver's tagging bell greeting seekers of truth
and humor.
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It is I Bill Silvers, the Sultan of Sting, the
Wizard of Wisdom, the High Priest of Hijinks and personal
life Coach to Nature boy Rick Flair.
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I believe the phrase is woo.
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And I back today to address grievous wrongs that are
being committed in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations now.
Only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against
throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around. There are people
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walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished from the civilized population. And I'm not
just talking about the heifers. From the view, there are
plenty of other people who could ride along with the
Democrats as they wing their way to else on your dime,
to French kiss and slow dance with gangsters.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Don't worry, I have a.
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List, so here.
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It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock
drawer under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me
comes Today's top ten list. The top ten other people
who need to be deported Number ten people who fart
when doing only one push up.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Number nine.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
People who need to be on a track there to
do their best thinking. Number eight. People who insist their
coworkers learn their dog's barks. Number seven. People who can't
find their big bags are we sting a pattern. Number
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six people who can't refill their water bottles themselves. Number
five people who can't travel without an entourage. Number four
people who think cousins are good for practicing. Number three
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people who claim that they've been in trauma when they
clearly haven't. Number two people who work fewer days a
year than Congress, and the number one type of person
who needs to be deported. People who made a four
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decade career out of the catchphrase.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Oo wah uh wah uh wah.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Somebody explained it to him.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Will I be in first class?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
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Hey, this is Blake Clark and you listen to the
Big Show with my buddies John Boy and Billy we On.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Then we let him back now day, we let him
back nowday.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Got the doodle doo over that on. It is Tuesday,
July the fifteenth, and you got the bigges shon the
radio on that game. What the national day is to
celebrate this July fifteenth? National I Love Horses Day. Oh,
don't tell your wife, well, this'll been a great day
(01:10):
to your favorite radio hosts and pay for his wife's
horse for like a month.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
So like set up a go fund for the horse.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Right, I don't want to, you know, love keep all
the love to ourselves, these horses. A share of love. Yes,
show how much you love I love? National Give Something
Away Day? This kind of ties in, like your money.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh why don't you give away a horse?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Then I had to, you know, live with a wife,
and I'm too old to go do all that? What
about National Tapioca Pudding Day's pudding Day?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Run the wife?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Im will go ahead? And the home National Pet Fire
Safety Day. Just like fire derills, pets need consideration with
preparing for unexpected fire emergencies. That's some good idea.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Pets normally go and hide, well the ones that are free,
not in cages and stuff. And I will even have
a sticker on my window that lets the fire department
know how many pets.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
I guess they look. I wouldn't. I would just charge in.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
When I had my when I had my fire back
in well, not my fire, but when I was in
the fire back at night and rescue.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It was I didn't start the fire.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
She's not good at rescue either anyway, but the fire
the volunteer fire department had to be called as well.
But anyway, they told me that they always sweep for
children and pets no matter what. They always go because
they hide similar lowerly, they both like both both dogs
and cats will go under beds just like kids.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Go in closets just like kids. So they know to
look for me.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I imagine you had to keep changing all the
time of that sticker on your window too.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
It's a all xed out. I'm just like, they're in there,
come get them.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Thank you for doing.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So, all right, we all, Uh, that's a good thing
to remember, right. There's got going on a gummy worm day.
Eat a gummy worm sometime and then National Social Media
Giving Day actually encourages everybody to use social media for good,
to make a difference in the world by promoting charitable giving.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I guess whoever wrote that feels like it's used for evil.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, I just had libbed a little bit, only only
using it for good part there, But there's a good way.
And I know, thanks for all y'all's prayers and the
thoughts that went on down in Texas. But that was
while I was expecting to have Robert ur'keean do the
concert on the fourth and then Curville. Oh man, that
is just so crazy down there. Waits, it's Samarita's person
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Mercy Shifts. We got that set up for you right off.
You know, they're first on the ground with stuff if
you can't. So this Social Media Giving Day could really
you know, now's the time to jump in. Let's help
our people in Texas. We had like floods in North Carolina,
not nearly as bad, but.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
And everybody from around the country helped with that too,
So we pay it forward.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
That's all right, y'all Texas strong. We're thinking about y'all.
All right, Dean, Well, let's uh, let's get our first
prize pack out and get this winning beginning on this
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you ready for the categories or three dates in history.
July fifteen, there was nineteen seventy six. The school bus
driver and twenty six children were kidnapped in Shouts Hill
of California. The driver ed ray out, smarter the kidnappers
and led the children to safety in Livermore. I don't
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understand led to children to safety in Livermore.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Livermore, California. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I thought it was some gotta sack food. You thought
got it right, So maybe the cooks like liver. All right,
let's move up to nineteen eighty four freak accident took
place at the Carl Shrew Zoo in Germany. An elephant
reached through its cage and used its trunk to turn
a valve, which released one hundred and forty degree hot
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water into the hippopotamus tank, and three hippos were scaled
in the.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Man.
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Okay, hey, look how about that tacked it all? In
oh three, a Japanese company announced the mew lingual is,
a gadget that claim would translate cat mews and purrs
into human phrases. Well, the company had sold three hundred
thousand bowel linguals that translate all that translates dog barks
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into human language.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
They try cats.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So both gadgets use scientific data on animal sounds from
a laboratory that also analyzes human voices. So that was
three might not have called only you want to say one?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What a terrible waste of money? Your wife gave me
one for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But did it work?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Now?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
I know?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I mean as well, just put it on my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Ah right, Well, let's uh, let's have fun with the
three language translation tools we'll go ahead and give you
your legs up on the bowelingual or me owl one.
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Have the ry up and guess time you love the
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We have shots.
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We're cheering for you to get through these three categories.
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name three things on a school bus. Ready go kids,
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Bam.
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Pippo and Tiger. And for the win, three language translation tools.
Ready go Google Translate interpreter and bean. Wow, you did it.
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That's the hardest one ever.
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I don't want to gout were Joba. You's about twenty
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Don't worry, it'll go smoother. No, good morning, it's a
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big shawn the radio.
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Mie.
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Y'all.
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Check out the John Boyn Billy and Facebook page. You
can see some wonderful photographs I'm talking about. Yes today,
Demi Moore, we got her pregnant picture, got her painted picture,
and who is that hot dude in between?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh, you're on the wrong website.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Was checking out my pose and captivated the Queens City.
Back when I had a great body.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Is that what it was.
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That's what it was, John o'gull and Facebook page. Go ahead,
it won't hurt you. Good morning, big shows on the radio.
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And here we go. It's time for the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
Dear diary, this is Gary Beucy well Diary. Instead of
taking some sort of glamorous Hollywood vacation to some exotic locale,
I decided to get back to my roots and visit
some kinfolk out in Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Stayed with my.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Uncle who used to be a state executioner, Old Noosey
Bucy retired a couple of years ago. Bought him a
cattle rash. Seemed like the right guy to hang with,
no pun intended. Sorry, dope, there ain't no hope. Noucy
Busey's coming and he's got the rope.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's a dangler.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Oklahoma in the summertime is a straight up endurance test.
He had gotta get up early in the morning and
get them chores done to beat the heat. Thankful having
let my superstar status corrupt my country ways. I'm up
at the crack of dawn, drinking coffee and peeling off
the porch, and I do the same thing in Oklahoma,
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watching my cousin mother Goosey Busy round up the geese
for feeding. Well, she does a bang up job, probably
because she's kind of built like one of the butt
long neck. She walks around with that bucket going hawl.
They trail right along. After a big breakfast of beef,
steak and bourbon, it's off to the milking bard. I
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don't know what it is, but cows love me. Whether
it's two legs or four. Heifer's got a sweet spot
for that solid gold busy charm. Times havn't changed since
I was a kid. Milk's been all been done by
machine these days. But I got a chance to break
out my manual skills. Old number of four twenty three.
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Wasn't given the goods like she used to. Uncle Nucy
was talking about putting her out to breathe, and I said, Uncle,
give me a shot at her. So I grabbed that
little stool and I sidled up to her. I closed
my eyes and grabbed a hold of that udder, and
I thought back to the days of doing dinner theater
with the likes of.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Barbara Eden.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Elkie Summer and Sylvia Miles.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yea yea yea yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
I was sitting there whispering sweet nothing's to her, and
then glorious, magical beaucy hands go to squeezing and a
rubbing and a tugging, and before you know it, she's
giving me buckets left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand.
I think I overdid it a bit because by the
end she was putting out whipped cream and licking my ear.
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Love her boy, busy smooth of silk, talking dirty, and
getting milk lactose intolerant. Being a veteran of navigating the
Hollywood millieu, I'm an old hand dealing with manure, bull, horse,
pig agent, manager, publicist. It all smells the same, brother.
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The only difference, Diary, is that critter crap doesn't cost
you fifteen percent of your paycheck. In fact, I'm a
by God authority on all things fertilizer, great granny dub
me deucey Beaucy. See, all crap is different in texture.
Horse is nice. It's like shoveling tennis balls. Happy little
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compact turns. Only downside is that they tend to roll.
You get a good roller, and all of a sudden
you're in a silent movie chasing a lone meadow, muffing
around the barnyard like Harold Lloyd. Cow pies are pretty
much how they sound, like someone dumped a chocolate pie
upside down in the pasture. Most times a hayfork will
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get it up in one chunk, but pig dump. Forget
the hayfork. That's like eating soup with chopsticks.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Get the snowshovel.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
This en f why I have fifty pound hog produces
three hundred pounds of stewle a day. Now I know
how Gerald McCraney feels hell burke. Please don't say it's
too much work to shed them extra pounds at you
put on? And what would Gerald say when he sees
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how much you weigh.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
He looked down at that scale and he'll be gone, boy,
howdy Diary. There ain't nothing like country cooking, farmed of
plates vegetables, make grown mang vegetarian.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
I had me a hankering for some fresh corn on
the cob, and but unfortunately I overdid it, just a
little teeny tiny bit that okrah went right through me
and I didn't quite make it to the outhouse. The
corn was of my undercooked and when I cut loose,
it was like a Dick Tracy machine gun knocked the
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head off my hermit granddad reclusive Mucy, killed two chickens,
broke ten jars of preserves, and dented the hell out
of the fender on the old John Deere tractor. On
the upside, my colon is cleaner than a kitten's ear.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Be aisle.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm taking Katie Segall,
Judith Light and Yasmine Bleath up to knots Berry Farm
for country fair days. We're entered in the milking competition.
Old habits are hard to break. Kok until next time,
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Diary exs and World Gary.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
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Boy and Billy Big Show.
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They got stupid.
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Quinn's current events for John Boy and.
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challenge going from Purple Heart Holmes. We will be giving
that away this Friday, So you still got down to
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Speaker 6 (20:02):
Well, we're gonna see what everybody was watching out at
the movie theater. Why, I don't know, it's a habit.
Number one was James Gunn's Superman. Yes, another Man of Steel,
this one by David corn Sweat. It scored the third
biggest opening weekend of the year, so they got that.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Real deal about that movie is not really so much Superman.
Who's getting all the attention.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Uh, that would be Lois Lane.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Now the dog, and you know what, the dog doesn't
even actually exists.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
It's cgi. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Well, they made one hundred and twenty two million near
Stateside and they haven't even found they haven't even added
in yet what they made internationally. So they have pretty
much made back their two hundred and twenty five million
dollar budget, but they still have one hundred million to
recoup in their marketing budgets.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I don't think it's going to be a problem.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, anything.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
You did have to pay that.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh that's terrible. Jurassic World Rebirth.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I don't know. This is like number ninety two of
the Jurassic parts. It came in second place. Third place
went to Brad Pitt's movie The F One. Excuse me,
it's called F one the movie. Yeah, yeah, I've seen
a lot of trailers for that. I don't believe it anyway.
Fourth place went to The Family Friendly Fair, the live
(21:30):
action remake of How to Train Your Dragon, and fifth
place went to elio Elo, you know, the Pixar sci
fi adventure which falls an eleven year old boy named
Elo Solios, who is mistaken for the intergalactical Ambassador of
Earth after being beamed up to the Commu Verse by
aliens for making contact with them.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, she's over delivering, because the last time we talked
about it, she was like, uh.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
I remember that one hit in the theaters Friday.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Smurfs.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Yes, another animated flick. It's the reboot of the Smurfs
film series.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Duh.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Stars Rihanna as the voice of Smurfet, which I find
odd because they have Natasha Leone in this movie as
one of the Smurfs, and she's got that perfect voice
for Smurfat.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
From the way that I remember in the cartoons.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Okay, well, you know what, So I'm.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Having a day deal.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
But Rihanna's in this, John Goodman, James Cordon, like I said,
Natasha Leone, Sandra O, Jimmy Kimmel, Octavia Spencer, Nick Kroll,
Everybody's in this.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Kurt Russell.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
And it's about when Papa Smurf is taken by evil
wizard Rosen mel and Gargamel and Smurfett leads the Smurfs
on a mission to the real world to save them.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Not even order, all right.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Also in theaters if you're not in for The Little
Blue Guys, I Know what you did last Summer, which
is a sequel to the American Slasher. I still know
what you did last summer, and I know what you
did last summer franchise Okay, Eddington. It's an American Neo
Western satirical black comedy film starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal,
and Luke Rimes. The story is set in twenty twenty,
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and the film follows the rivalry between Sheriff Joe Cross
and Mayor ted Garcia as they worked to go through
the social turmoil caused by said rivalry and COVID nineteen.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Did I make you want to see it?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Hey, what are you been streaming?
Speaker 7 (23:34):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I streamed Old Guard Too, which is a flick on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
It was pretty good. Has Charlie's staring in it.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Old Old Guard Too, because there's an Old Guard and
Old Guard Too. They were mortal and they, you know,
try to keep evil at bay. Fountain of Youth is
on Apple TV. It's got John Krasinski Jim from the Office,
and it's kind of like an Indiana Jones Field.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, but in modern day.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I actually saw that.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
All right. Saturday, the WNBA All Star w NBA All
Star Game will air live on.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
ABC Prove it.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
And Friday, Part one of the Billy Jewel documentary and
So it goes airs on HBO.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Okay, well that's a good job right now, Thank you
very much. Man go damn baby. Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question.
We found that more people die playing this sport than
any other. What is golf leading causes heart attacks and strokes?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I thought it was because the ball hit the tree
and bounce back and pops him.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
In the head?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Bad stroke?
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This land bound animal
only has a six inch stride, but be warned they
can easily run as fast as an average human.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Oh what is a walrous walrus?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Interesting? No? What y'all got one?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Big show? You told free line? We go, do we
get the winner? We play John boyd Jeopardy next. Good morning,
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that's a big show on the radio world until your Tuesday,
July fifteenth. Our feature track for the Big Show, bed Box,
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at the Bigshow dot coming. Right now, let's play Yeah's
live across America.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
It's John Boy Japan and now your host.
Speaker 14 (26:00):
He grew up with Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and I
heck even Steve Jobs.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Now we have no Cash, no Hope, no Jobs.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Make God save Kevin Bacon, pas John Boy like you.
Let's say hey to Ray out of Jesseville, Arkansas.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Good morning, Ray, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
What are you got the first shot at John Boy
jepardy this morning. We appreciate your Arkansawnians? Did I say?
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Right?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Good?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Thanks? Right?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Well, Ray, this land bound animal only has a six
inch stride, but be warned they can easily run as
fast as an average human. What do you think, Kip
Monk a chipmunk? Let's see, I mean la, I send
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the story.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Does he run Randy down?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh? Man, right, we appreciate you playing, Boddy Hope. You
have a great.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Day, first time caller.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh right, way to go.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Buddy, see you down the road. All right, well, let's
go to Mark. He's in myrtlebeat, South Carolina hotspot for
your summertime activities.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Good morning, Mark, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Hey Buddy. So Mark, we know is not wallruses and
it's not chipmunks. So what land bound animals? Six inch
stride can run as fast as your average human. All right,
well I'm gonna go with penguin. Well, let's see if
you know what you're talking about. Penguin.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yes you.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, longtime listener, first time caller, Well, wait up, make
the mos out of it. Mark, rad you old butter row,
you hang on for Jaggie.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Can I answer you question?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh yeah, you sure can.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
At the end of.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
All your skits, you're always saying, a big man, let
me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Where did where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That is our old buddy Dub, the greatest actor on
John bonyon Billy's Playhouse in the history. And it was
really just a tagline of one of the playhouses that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Right came from, one that was based on It's a
Wonderful Life.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
So so we use that to honor Dub. At the
end of every playhouse we always do a big man,
let me hold it? Well, they five? Mark, will you
hang over Jackie? Now we'll hook you up. Buddy.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's the bottom of the hour if it goes to
the top of your news. And as we remember, a
race with a raid.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
One a day, got it coming up on the other side.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Good morning, the big show's on the radio. Another chance
to join the winners is coming up at first. Rayford
tells us if you live in a WII and your
dog barks for more than ten minutes, you can call
the law and be fine. Here's Rayford barking up that tree.
Speaker 15 (29:55):
I suppose barking dogs are a nuisance from a lot
of neighborhoods now. I don't suppose those that I know it.
Dog counseling has been in demand in Hawaii County since
early last year, when County commissioners passed an ordinance banning barks, bays, cries,
howls that go on continuously for ten minutes or intermittently
for twenty minutes within a half hour. Police can write
(30:17):
barking tickets or sentence an incessant howler to a humane shelter.
Dogless Islanders have long complained of dogs that bark around
the clock. Under previous law, officers had to time barking
for thirty minutes, then give the owner an hour to
quiet the hound. Police were usually too busy to stick
around timing dog barks. Some say the new law infringes
(30:40):
on rights human and canine. Course, they'll always say that
a county brochure recommends three steps. First, notify the owner. Next,
call the Humane Society for bark suppression tips such as
spraying your dog while it is barking. Last resort, call
the police. Trouble is, neighbors can fall out over barking dog,
(31:01):
so they usually won't say anything about it, just suffer,
but not in silence. What gets me is why when
the dog owners are at home, they aren't bothered by
the constant wolfing and yappin' eats me. Robert d Rafer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. As we gather
around this morning.
Speaker 16 (31:47):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Mister Bill Cox and me, we had watched television the
other night. We see this commercial for a TV show
called Grim. I didn't rightly know what it is about,
mister Bill Cox said, Then the old days, there these
two brothers name of Grim. They wrote a paceless stories
to scare the pants off and youngins I tell you
(32:16):
one't even you owe me.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Too, all right, Yeah, all right, then don't get too excited.
You ain't hurt it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Once upon a time, Marion, there these two younguns named
a hanseling girdle, these tiny little things no bigger than
par of squirrels. I think, mister Bill Cox, that they
was Dutch, like a chubby boy on the paint can. Well, sir,
they growed up poor like most kids back in that
(32:45):
daddy was a woodcutter by trade.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
He didn't make much of a wage, I reckon on.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Account of there was trees everywhere, and all the folks
had an axe. Yes, their times wasn't quite tough. On
top of that, hanseling Girdle step Mama with no count
she was kind of cruel to him, putting termites in
their wooden shoes and whatnot. See the way she figured it,
a little bit of food they did have, and go
(33:11):
a whole lot farther with less mouths to feed. So
one day, behind the daddy's back, she took Hanseling Girdle
on a one way trip out into the woods and
left them defend for themselves.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
But in them days, folks did a lot of thinking
out loud and hanseling girdle over here at her scheme.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So on the way out the door, hansel he stuck
a slice of bread in his folk, and they wandered
out into the woods. He left a trail of crumbs
so they could find their way back. That must have
been a pretty big slice of bread, because they walked
for a good bit.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Sure enough, they got out.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
In the middle of nowheres and that stepped mama, are
you inn nft? Left the Marina woods. They went to
follow that trailer crumb RUMs. All they found was a
flock of well fed birds. I guess it weren't much
of a plan, really, but they was your kids. They
didn't think it through. Now they's lost for sure, penciling girdle.
(34:13):
They wandered off summers trying to find a way home.
They come up over this little ridge are down in
the clearing. Was a right party little house. But it
weren't like any house they ain't seen afore. It was
made out of cakes, candy, and gingerbread and biscuits and mustard.
I don't rightly know why them little birds bothered to
(34:35):
eat handling girdles, old steel bread crumbs with a big old.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Cookie house just down the block.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Mister bill Cox told me I needed to do something
called suspending my disbelief.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Well, share them two little Dutch kids. They had a
field day. They commenced to gnawn on that little cottage
like pearl on a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
At that time, old woman come out the door hollered
about them her house. Hanseling Girdle told her their story
and about getting left in the wood by the step mama.
That old woman, she fell rightly sorry for him in
fighting them in for some potted meat and sadie crackers
in the soft bed. Well what them little Dutch kids
didn't know? She wasn't really a nice old woman. She
(35:18):
was a mean old witch. Some folk calls her a sorceress.
I called her a witch. She throwed Hansling Girdle in
a cage. Her plan was to fat them.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Up and eat them.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I reckon, with all them sweets around, she's kind of
hankering for a brisket or such.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Well, sir.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
After a couple of days the twinkies and Chrispy Kream donuts,
Handling Girdle.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Was about to pop like a dig.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
And that wedge figured it was a good time for dinner.
She fired up, had a big old oven, got them
kids out of that cage. When the witch opened that
oven door, hanseling girdle, they bum rushed her, not for
any oven.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Slammed the door and locked it killed her.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
The witch had one of them fairytale wise cracking cats.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
He saw his meal ticket going up in flame. He
jumped up and hollered, what do you kill a witch?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Ferm?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
What did you kill a witch? Firm ansling girdle? Are
they promised that cat? They take care of him? He said,
all right then, and they all sat down and ate
the witch with some French fried potatoes.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
On the end.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Moral of the story, meat potatoes is good for you,
but ain't nothing like a bunch of sugar retreats to
give you that quick energy to kill a witch an eater.
Speaker 16 (36:47):
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now in original flavor and new extra peckery Hargreaves chalk
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Guys got any of that extra patory.
Speaker 14 (37:06):
Good morning, rolling to the Big show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the big show, some enchanted morney. You may hear the
big show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Morning? Let's a big show on the radio. Want to
mind y'all? Watch the duo velvet rodeo if you check
out the John Woe Billy Facebook page. But when Leo
dancing on the table out as a Booger Branch.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Sheated a stage to stand on it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Leah and Brian uh very excited. Their TV series, heart
Strings is airing on the American Country Network. This is
our buddy todd Snyler who has this this network? Uh No,
write it down, American Country Network. Heart Strings is the
name of the show. Join them on their tour bus
(38:50):
as they hit the road to chase the neon dreams
of country starting them. And ever since they've been at
the Booger Branch, they've been kind of taking off. Not
I'm taking credit for anything. I never knew anything like that.
But but you said they showed up the Josie Awards.
You know, they're really knocking it out, man.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
So they're very talented, not just at the farm Country music.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Sweethearts is Heart Streets on the American Country Network.
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Now we get to see how they do behind the scenes.
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and humor.
Speaker 8 (40:13):
It is I Bill Silvers, the Sultan of Sting, the
Wizard of Wisdom, the High Priest of Hijinks and personal
life Coach to Nature boy Rick Flair.
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I believe the phrase is woo.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
And I back today to address grievous wrongs that are
being committed in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations now.
Only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against
throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around. There are people
(40:48):
walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished from the civilized population. And I'm not
just talking about the heifers. From the view, there are
plenty of other people who could ride along with the
Democrats as they wing their way to else on your dime,
to French kiss and slow dance with gangsters.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Don't worry, I have a.
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It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock
drawer under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me
comes Today's top ten list. The top ten other people
who need to be deported Number ten people who fart
when doing only one push up.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Number nine.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
People who need to be on a track there to
do their best thinking. Number eight. People who insist their
coworkers learn their dog's barks. Number seven. People who can't
find their big bags are we sting a pattern. Number
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six people who can't refill their water bottles themselves. Number
five people who can't travel without an entourage. Number four
people who think cousins are good for practicing. Number three
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people who claim that they've been in trauma when they
clearly haven't. Number two people who work fewer days a
year than Congress, and the number one type of person
who needs to be deported. People who made a four
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decade career out of the catchphrase.
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