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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
Do call right now, let's miss.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Beat the black. Let's me not contestant Greg got a Jacksonville,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning Gas.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm doing it man.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We are all some welcome in here.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
All right, buddy, you're in the service at Jacksonville or
watch what you do?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Who are living there?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I work for Live Nation Entertainment as a regional facilities manager.
I go and look at toilets and this is really work.
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Awesome, buddy, A very needed.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yes, Yes, it's a necessity.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
The number one guy and the number two business.
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your head?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
I know your head right and.
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What nothing?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
All right? Here go Greg.
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You know you get two bells before two buzzers, you're
gonna win this big old prize pacts. So let's jump
right in Taylor. According to Statistics, provided by the insurance industry.
Who is more likely to live longer? Rich people or
poor people?
Speaker 9 (02:00):
I know from being poor, it seems a lot longer.
I don't I say neither. Can I say neither?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You can say whatever you want to, Babe, I say
that they are neither rich nor poor live longer.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I don't think that. I don't think. Okay, poor people
live longer.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Sorry, really trying to sell you on that poor people
living longer?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now, Martha, do you.
Speaker 10 (02:28):
Agree or disagree with you?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I agree with me.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
I don't know how to make giving me a choice,
you will likely to live longer. Rich people are poor people,
and it's poor people poor people.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, crag Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I disagree. I think it's the richest people will live.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Longer because that was one of the two choices she
didn't take, so sure, and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, of course rich people will live longer.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Let's say, why, Oh, they live about five years longer. Yeah,
so okay, all right, So will y'all do it? Please
try to get rich?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Tryan Ryan, you're in the wrong room.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That is one bill for greg. Good work.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Here we go. So, according to experts on aging. Does
the average healthy person's IQ drop considerably between their sixtieth
birthday and their seventy fifth birthday?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yes? Right, along with everything else.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So let's suk this end there, Greg, average healthy person's
IQ does it drop considerably between sixty and seventy fifth birthday?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
And you say yes, it does?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes it us? Greg? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I am going to agree on that one. I think
as you get a little bit older, you get a
little bit knock morning.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Seventy five, So you are agreeing with Tator on that one.
And studies have shown that healthy seniors have no intelligence
decline at all.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Apparently they're rich.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Also, apparently that's another thing to mark down.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You've got to get rich.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
And old and I have to get healthy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, get healthy, and when you get older, you're still
a dumb ast. You're not talking to Tator looking at her.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You got to go into it with a high IQ.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
All right, we go, Greg, gonna win it or lose
it on this final question.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And it is true or false? True or false?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Study shows study show that some men are better lovers
in their eighties than they were as younger men.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I'm counting on it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
All these things is something you're looking forward to.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Can't look backwards. That's false.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Study shows some men are better lovers in their eighties
and they were as younger man, Taylor says, false.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Great, well, I'm going to disagree on that. I think
older people are better loving.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Really explained it all to us. Just say, man, this
is his time.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
He's explained his answer to you.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Okay, it was, It is true. It's a taker's true.
It's true.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yes, alright, and looking forward tore the.
Speaker 11 (06:06):
Some men oh old, rich and dumb, full of honestly
you Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
They're going along, tigers prized by money. Goodn't work man,
he go look up.
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Man, first time calling by the way.
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Waite.
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Look there.
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Quansas, what like a whole hood of them, and they're
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(21:23):
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Who's getting dark in here?
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Oh?
Speaker 13 (21:59):
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Lights out for ruled Steve.
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Well, where's that track Eliza?
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Rifle?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Here we go.
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Oh, seems a lot heavier than it did before it said.
It must be pretty powerful.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
AnyWho here? Tailed up over that?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Steve?
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Wondre't you.
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Here?
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You are all still? It's wound out a bit. Look,
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I must have picked up the wrong gun. I guess
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you doing googling?
Speaker 13 (23:03):
It's the extremely rare American Alabam.
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Who are you talking to?
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Dude?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
You're like totally wasting my brothers in arms and junk.
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I'm telling my dad, dude.
Speaker 15 (23:14):
Well, I'm afraid I don't know you did, but I
do have a message from your uncle, my uncle, Yeah,
your uncle Sam.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Message deliver.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Looks look more work here is done.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I'll just head off back the base camp.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
I know a short cut through the minefield.
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Follow me.
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In again next week for another episode of Let's talk
at all stop.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Sticks in those caves?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Hi, y'all, Let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big
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couple of contestants and play next Tuesday morning. It is
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a big show on the radio. We're running through your
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I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I played a worthy word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Big Rick from Greenfield
to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Go morning, Big Greg, Good morning, how y'all doing the morning?
I was a man. Welcome in here, all right.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Thank you sir, good to be here.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
It's a pleasure.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
It's a pleasure, all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, we got Brenda down in Pisgah, Alabama. Good morning, Brenda, Good.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Morning, time Collars.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Way the word way, the word is that your dog
Brenda do it's on his side? Okay, big Rig is
that your dog?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
No, sir, I ain't gonna do.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Why am I?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
The bar heard a dog bark? Definitely heard. Well we'll
worry about the dog later, Okay. Tayter and Brenda on
one team, John Boy and Big.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Rick on the other.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Those new boys against the girls here for two rounds. Okay, then,
so Brenda, you're you relax, Big Rick. I'm gonna give
you clues. You shout them out.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
All right, and then we'll move on. We're gonna get
a bunch.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
You ready, I'm ready, I've been ready.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, right, so starting to stay ready? Okay, Well here
we go.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Start the clock now, Golden Corral and all you can eat?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
What that's right? Give me a hug and a blank
not a kiss?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
No, no, no you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
An accordion is also called a blank box because you
you press no.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
No, you preve yes.
Speaker 16 (26:40):
Peez uh huh okay, not regular coke, blank coke?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Your own a kiss?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Look at the mountains. What a great blank you can see?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
You?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
All right, big Rig Way to hang in there, buddy,
and put a four on the board. Okay, So Brenda
and Tata for their round one. Brenda, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
All right, and go Wizard of Oz, the cowardly what lion? Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (27:10):
You you give this?
Speaker 9 (27:12):
This is like your opinion after after, like a service,
you give your what it's called here? Yeah, but it's two.
It's like two syllables in the in the word. It's like, uh,
don't give negative blank blank the first part.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Of the word back.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Yes, all right, this is blank without a cause he's
a bad boy, blank without a Yeah, this is Frankenstein.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Is one of these.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
All right, there's the buzzer so you can put a
three on the board and it is four to three
big regularly it's Brenda by one. Anybody's game here? Good work, girls, Thanks,
all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Beg reg Here we go for another thirty. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yes, sir, I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Let's fire it up, bigging up on that last one.
Go it was a Frankenstein.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
What Uh?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
The werewolf is won too? What the big what? Kids
are afraid? Look under the bed for a what?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yes, okay, the Blank company, Duke Blank or Tennessee Valley?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
What though they turn your electricity on? The Blank company?
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The blank rangers, the blank rangers. Another word.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Uh, you got to turn on.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
The dog, got it?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
We only got one one all right, five on the board. Oh,
Brenda and Taylor two will tie, three will win it. Okay, ready, Brenda,
I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
We got this.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Yes, all right, the lights went out. We lost blank.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
This blooms you smell them stuf to smell the power.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Rhymes with it like if a dog has been abused,
when you go towards it, it might do this, it'll
it'll do what The.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
First part of the work, the first part. First part
of the word is the animal that goes move, move.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Coward, it's in there.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Why got dog?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Game?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The word was cower, Brenda said coward. Randy says, it's
in there.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I guess go ahead, red Jager, you breed. You're in
the official store.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
To pekay coward, Coward. I had to milk because I
heard coward.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, yes, give big Rick another chance down the road.
All right, then we'll do it a big rig.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
If you'd have been better round two, we wouldn't be
going through this. And you think about that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sitting there.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, then, Brenda, you get the big old Southern
East pets back.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You ain't gotta go get one.
Speaker 16 (30:26):
I got a dog you love it?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I give word, baby, I go. Why are you loving
at Jackie? Can you share it?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Said?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You can't tell you you must have nerve racking big
rick over. That's a choice hurts for you, alright.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So so Randy said, uh, the old coward coward ruling
on wordy word. If Tayter would have said coward as
a clue, he was a buzzer, Yeah, give him the
word away. So Tower then tell you, oh yeah, all right.
Well we finished with it, and everybody's happy that I
(31:12):
just talked myself out of a buck.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Woman.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Let's go for our big request this morning, Dave Spencer
from Charleston, South Carolina. Dave says, you may get a
lot of requests for this guy, but I never hear it.
Will you play a married man today? Yes we do,
and yes we will. Dave is coming up next. Good
(31:56):
morning make shows on the radio and the bid requests.
This arted from Dave Spencer and Johnson, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Your superhero name.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
My read man.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
My ried man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
My form has no sing wife will let.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Him do what the she says, it's up our timing
groove welse Wherever there's a screw, else you'll find.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
The married man Last time married Man. College Buddy and
Drinking Buddy were about to embark on the long awaited
trip to Hollywood compliments of Power one oh seven point
two FM, when Drinking Buddy's idiot pals Smiley dropped out
of the last minute due to alcohol poisoning. It meant
a last minute addition to the team.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Hey, fellers, who's ready to have some fun today?
Speaker 16 (32:49):
Is Monica Ming's the stripper from the Monkey in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
And thanks to Monkey in the Morning, the team's screen
test promises to be quite interesting.
Speaker 13 (32:58):
Please don't want to get the Hollywood. The super guys
are gonna be auditioning for Seymour Buckstein, America's foremost for mayor.
But don't entertainment.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Oh man, that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Now.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
Our hero is race to the airport to board their flights.
Big girl, Hollywood, here we come.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Can you tell it's your game?
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Headlights is home?
Speaker 12 (33:21):
Let me see, guys, Let's just focus on getting on
the airplane. Can we what gate are we looking for?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
H B three.
Speaker 12 (33:28):
Good, that's just around the corner. Okay, we'll figure out
our next move during the flight.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Uh, well might I had to figure out something sooner
than that.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Here's a TV crew at the gate.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Wow, we're gonna be on TV too.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I told them make you famous, big Girl.
Speaker 12 (33:41):
Okay, okay, nobody panic. Let me do the talking, married
Vine Reaves fell but from Good morningt Central, Sudy, you
folks at the windows of the Big who wants to
be a Boveystar contest got to have to talk to
us about your trip. Well, we're a little bit pressed
for time right now, so we have the movie planning
to fill about in Hollywood? Is a sleazy X rated
skin flick? Well, actually, reevs, I think that may have
(34:02):
been some sort of misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, Seymour Buttstein ain't no sleazy skim flip guy.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
He's an artist.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
What is you'all named you?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Monica means she's a new member of the Superteam. She's
stripper Girl.
Speaker 12 (34:13):
Well, actually, Monica is not an official member of the group.
She's a guest of one of our team members.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
That'd be me.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't drink a guy. Nice to meet you, Beavis.
Speaker 12 (34:23):
Hey, I watch the show whenever I hung over passed out.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
From the night before.
Speaker 12 (34:27):
Let me also say, Revus that any project my costume
cohorts and I are involved in will be family friendly
and represent our team and our city in the most
favorable possible life.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Hey, Bavis, one of James for a cocktail for.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
Take drinking, buddy. We really need to be getting on
the board now. Thank you very much, revis It was
nice to meet you. Let's go, guys. At long last,
the team climbs aboard the waiting jet for the flight
to California a short time later. Yes, that's right, honey,
that whole porno mo. It's probably just one of those
(35:01):
wacky jokes that Monkey in the morning is so famous for.
Speaker 9 (35:04):
See.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Yes, really what no Monica is sitting on the road
in front of us. Yes, I'm sitting next to college buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Look listen, hon this airphone thing is pretty expensive. I'll
call you back when we get to California in a
couple of hours. Okay, sweetie, love you bye.
Speaker 16 (35:21):
Not bad and you handled yourself pretty well with that
TV interview too.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
Public relations is a very important part of the superhero game.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh chum, hey, my guy, we done good on TV.
Speaker 16 (35:31):
Huh, Medford, Please, your breath is enough to make the
oxygen mask drop down?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You know, Jupiter Drawers.
Speaker 12 (35:37):
You could be a little nicer.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'll tell you what. I'll try being nicer if you
try being smarter.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
Guys, Guys, please, let's not add air rage on top
of everything else. Ronnie, I never thought i'd say this,
but why don't you sit down and have another drink?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Rights for me?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Hey, Monica, how about a cocktail?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Sounds good to me?
Speaker 17 (35:56):
Baby?
Speaker 12 (35:56):
I figured it was, you know, college buddy. He really
doesn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, but it's just as annoying.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
Well listen, like I've told you before, the members of
a superhero team need to take care of each other.
Speaker 16 (36:07):
We're like a.
Speaker 12 (36:08):
Family, yeah, with an idiot, drunken uncle something like that.
But remember we're his guests. He's the one that made
this whole thing possible.
Speaker 16 (36:16):
Oh yeah, you me loudmouthflush a hay sege stripper on
our way to a screen test for a porno movie.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Well okay, so maybe it's not the scenario we would
have picked, but look at it this way. The worst
is behind us. From here on, Chum, things can only
get better.
Speaker 16 (36:32):
Y ya ya ya yea yea yea yea ye yeah,
all of other confidence please to be giving me your attention.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
My name is come here, come out, and I'm thinking
control of this airplane.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
All of you are now my hostages.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
Of course I could be wrong about the head Holy
Repultant development. How will our heroes get out of this
till and again next time when we'll hear Monica Mink.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Say, you know for a terrorist, he's kind of cute.
Speaker 12 (36:59):
And come here them all say, don't pass on next spring,
start tightening adventure, same married time, same married channels.
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Look you'll find the married mine.
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Jackie and Jackie bow back he Jack Mac Patty Rocky
jack jack Baby got Reverend and the sleets and said
health Senior passa at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church also
head master of the Blessed Hope Day School, you know,
like the poppy in every couple weeks and spend some
time with the young kids.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
I believe that children are our futures.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I ain't wait to hear it.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Your teasing round and let.
Speaker 17 (38:31):
Them lead the way. So what about yesterday they were
studying about politics and they're all talking about the difference
between the Democrats and the Republicans. Were Now, being a
good independent Baptist preacher, I have a colorful illustration at
my fingertips on almost any topic. I said, well, kids,
the Democrats and the Republicans is a very interesting subject.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Let me preach on.
Speaker 17 (38:53):
This Democrat and this Republican was walking down the street together.
They run up on this homeless fellow, this old bum
laying on the street corner, and the Republicans seeing him,
he turned to the Democrat and says.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Now watch this.
Speaker 17 (39:05):
He walks out to this bomb and pulled out his
business card, says here, I tell you what, won't you
go clean yourself up a little bit, Come down to
my office and I may have something for you. And
the Democrat looks at the Republican says, is that the
best you can do, And the Republican says, you know
you're right. He goes back over to the bomb, pulls
a hundred dollars bill out of his pocket and gives
it to him. Well, the Democrat and a Republican walk
(39:28):
on a little feather. They run up on another bomb
on the next block. Democrat says, all right, now it's
my turn. He walks up to the homeless fellow and
gives him directions to the welfare office. Well, the Republican turns.
The Democrat says, is that the best you can do?
And the Democrat says, oh, you know you're right. I
almost forgot. He reaches in the Republican's pocket and hands
(39:48):
the bam one hundred dollars. And now, speaking of dsfunctional illustrations,
let's keep it going for your headline of hair is googling.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
All right, thanks very about you have half goods goods
at that barr Jackie out here?
Speaker 12 (40:02):
You got there? He Hey.
Speaker 16 (40:04):
A man comes into the den says to his wife,
I'm going to the bar around the corner and get
your coat on.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Wife smiles say, does that mean you're taking me with you?
Speaker 16 (40:12):
Husband says no. Turning the heat off. You wonder what
the man's perfect breakfast is.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Right here it is.
Speaker 16 (40:20):
You're sitting at the table, You got your bowl of cereal.
There you look up old the wheaties box. Here's your
suge picture, right, tell the Wheedy's box. You look down
to you right, and there a playboy back and said, Old,
the cover is your mistress. And then you look up
here and see the belt carton. It's a picture of
your wife. Hold the back of.
Speaker 17 (40:39):
I mean, that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
What my wife might be listening.
Speaker 16 (40:46):
She'd get y'all warmed up, y'all warm my ready, this
is my best one coming up.
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Don't put all that pressure on yourself.
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These three people are the oldest survivors of a shipwreck.
There's a honey booted couple and a single guy were
ship wrecked over real small island. Only thing on the
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He says, well, we gotta take turns climbing this here
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(41:13):
somebody sees us. He said that sounds like a good idea.
Married bess said, go for it. Single guy says, I'll
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he looks down. He says, hey, you gotta stop at.
Married couple look up, wondering what the heck's he talking about.
About ten more minutes, he looks down and get says, hey,
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(41:37):
doing anything. So a single guy starts waving a shirt again.
Bout another ten minutes, does the same thing. Hey, you
gotta stop at. Puts your clothes back off. Well, by
now the married couple convinced this guy's losing his mind. Well, anyway,
his ire is up. He comes down the tree, tells
the married guy says, turn to go. Married guy climbs
hold up the tree. After about ten minutes or so,
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Do call right now, let's miss.
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Beat the black. Let's me not contestant Greg got a Jacksonville,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning Gas.
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I'm doing it man.
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We are all some welcome in here.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
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Who are living there?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Greg?
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I work for Live Nation Entertainment as a regional facilities manager.
I go and look at toilets and this is really work.
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Awesome, buddy, A very needed.
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Yes, Yes, it's a necessity.
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Yes.
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The number one guy and the number two business.
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All right, Well, you and Taylor getting along great. You
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your head?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
I know your head right and.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What nothing?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
All right? Here go Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know you get two bells before two buzzers, you're
gonna win this big old prize pacts. So let's jump
right in Taylor. According to Statistics, provided by the insurance industry.
Who is more likely to live longer? Rich people or
poor people?
Speaker 9 (02:00):
I know from being poor, it seems a lot longer.
I don't I say neither. Can I say neither?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You can say whatever you want to, Babe, I say
that they are neither rich nor poor live longer.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I don't think that. I don't think. Okay, poor people
live longer.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Sorry, really trying to sell you on that poor people
living longer?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now, Martha, do you.
Speaker 10 (02:28):
Agree or disagree with you?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I agree with me.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
I don't know how to make giving me a choice,
you will likely to live longer. Rich people are poor people,
and it's poor people poor people.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, crag Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I disagree. I think it's the richest people will live.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Longer because that was one of the two choices she
didn't take, so sure, and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, of course rich people will live longer.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Let's say, why, Oh, they live about five years longer. Yeah,
so okay, all right, So will y'all do it? Please
try to get rich?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Tryan Ryan, you're in the wrong room.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That is one bill for greg. Good work.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Here we go. So, according to experts on aging. Does
the average healthy person's IQ drop considerably between their sixtieth
birthday and their seventy fifth birthday?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yes? Right, along with everything else.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So let's suk this end there, Greg, average healthy person's
IQ does it drop considerably between sixty and seventy fifth birthday?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
And you say yes, it does?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes it us? Greg? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I am going to agree on that one. I think
as you get a little bit older, you get a
little bit knock morning.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Seventy five, So you are agreeing with Tator on that one.
And studies have shown that healthy seniors have no intelligence
decline at all.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Apparently they're rich.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Also, apparently that's another thing to mark down.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You've got to get rich.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
And old and I have to get healthy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, get healthy, and when you get older, you're still
a dumb ast. You're not talking to Tator looking at her.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You got to go into it with a high IQ.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
All right, we go, Greg, gonna win it or lose
it on this final question.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And it is true or false? True or false?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Study shows study show that some men are better lovers
in their eighties than they were as younger men.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I'm counting on it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
All these things is something you're looking forward to.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Can't look backwards. That's false.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Study shows some men are better lovers in their eighties
and they were as younger man, Taylor says, false.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Great, well, I'm going to disagree on that. I think
older people are better loving.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Really explained it all to us. Just say, man, this
is his time.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
He's explained his answer to you.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Okay, it was, It is true. It's a taker's true.
It's true.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yes, alright, and looking forward tore the.
Speaker 11 (06:06):
Some men oh old, rich and dumb, full of honestly
you Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
They're going along, tigers prized by money. Goodn't work man,
he go look up.
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Man, first time calling by the way.
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He's so called.
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Thank you, love and gooday, Steve there and today we're
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They're not looking for any trouble. We're here looking to
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Speaker 1 (20:53):
Dodo.
Speaker 13 (20:53):
We'd better hurry. Looks like extinction might be just around
the corner.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Waite.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Look there.
Speaker 13 (21:02):
Quansas, what like a whole hood of them, and they're
ducking into that cave. Let's not lose them. Come on, wowser,
that's as big as a ho's in here. And I'll
look at all of these tunnels. I wonder which one
they went down. Who tell tell bo makes it a
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whole lot easier to track them down. It's like someone
birth of he in a sausage. Let's follow the stink
this way. Oh, there they are over there, behind those
barrels of Nathon now let's try to tag them from here.
I'll raise my trusty tranquilizer rifle and well, that figures.
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I guess I should think my lucky stars that it
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That's better.
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Who's getting dark in here?
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Oh?
Speaker 13 (21:59):
That's right, rid a cave? I about a tiger, A
few of those little ratskals before it's.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Lights out for ruled Steve.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, where's that track Eliza?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Rifle?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (22:14):
Oh, seems a lot heavier than it did before it said.
It must be pretty powerful.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
AnyWho here? Tailed up over that?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Steve?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Wondre't you.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Here?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You are all still? It's wound out a bit. Look,
safety's on. Here we go, and.
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I must have picked up the wrong gun. I guess
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you doing googling?
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It's the extremely rare American Alabam.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Who are you talking to?
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Dude?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
You're like totally wasting my brothers in arms and junk.
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I'm telling my dad, dude.
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Well, I'm afraid I don't know you did, but I
do have a message from your uncle, my uncle, Yeah,
your uncle Sam.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Message deliver.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Looks look more work here is done.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I'll just head off back the base camp.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
I know a short cut through the minefield.
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Follow me.
Speaker 14 (23:44):
In again next week for another episode of Let's talk
at all stop.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Sticks in those caves?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Hi, y'all, Let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line across America. We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next Tuesday morning. It is
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Speaker 12 (24:55):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I played a worthy word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Big Rick from Greenfield
to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Go morning, Big Greg, Good morning, how y'all doing the morning?
I was a man. Welcome in here, all right.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Thank you sir, good to be here.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
It's a pleasure.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
It's a pleasure, all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, we got Brenda down in Pisgah, Alabama. Good morning, Brenda, Good.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Morning, time Collars.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Way the word way, the word is that your dog
Brenda do it's on his side? Okay, big Rig is
that your dog?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
No, sir, I ain't gonna do.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Why am I?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
The bar heard a dog bark? Definitely heard. Well we'll
worry about the dog later, Okay. Tayter and Brenda on
one team, John Boy and Big.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Rick on the other.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Those new boys against the girls here for two rounds. Okay, then,
so Brenda, you're you relax, Big Rick. I'm gonna give
you clues. You shout them out.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
All right, and then we'll move on. We're gonna get
a bunch.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
You ready, I'm ready, I've been ready.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, right, so starting to stay ready? Okay, Well here
we go.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Start the clock now, Golden Corral and all you can eat?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
What that's right? Give me a hug and a blank
not a kiss?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
No, no, no you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
An accordion is also called a blank box because you
you press no.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
No, you preve yes.
Speaker 16 (26:40):
Peez uh huh okay, not regular coke, blank coke?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Your own a kiss?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Look at the mountains. What a great blank you can see?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
You?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
All right, big Rig Way to hang in there, buddy,
and put a four on the board. Okay, So Brenda
and Tata for their round one. Brenda, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
All right, and go Wizard of Oz, the cowardly what lion? Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (27:10):
You you give this?
Speaker 9 (27:12):
This is like your opinion after after, like a service,
you give your what it's called here? Yeah, but it's two.
It's like two syllables in the in the word. It's like, uh,
don't give negative blank blank the first part.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Of the word back.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Yes, all right, this is blank without a cause he's
a bad boy, blank without a Yeah, this is Frankenstein.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Is one of these.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
All right, there's the buzzer so you can put a
three on the board and it is four to three
big regularly it's Brenda by one. Anybody's game here? Good work, girls, Thanks,
all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Beg reg Here we go for another thirty. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yes, sir, I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Let's fire it up, bigging up on that last one.
Go it was a Frankenstein.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
What Uh?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
The werewolf is won too? What the big what? Kids
are afraid? Look under the bed for a what?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yes, okay, the Blank company, Duke Blank or Tennessee Valley?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
What though they turn your electricity on? The Blank company?
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The blank rangers, the blank rangers. Another word.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Uh, you got to turn on.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
The dog, got it?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
We only got one one all right, five on the board. Oh,
Brenda and Taylor two will tie, three will win it. Okay, ready, Brenda,
I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
We got this.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Yes, all right, the lights went out. We lost blank.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
This blooms you smell them stuf to smell the power.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Rhymes with it like if a dog has been abused,
when you go towards it, it might do this, it'll
it'll do what The.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
First part of the work, the first part. First part
of the word is the animal that goes move, move.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Coward, it's in there.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Why got dog?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Game?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The word was cower, Brenda said coward. Randy says, it's
in there.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I guess go ahead, red Jager, you breed. You're in
the official store.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
To pekay coward, Coward. I had to milk because I
heard coward.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, yes, give big Rick another chance down the road.
All right, then we'll do it a big rig.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
If you'd have been better round two, we wouldn't be
going through this. And you think about that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sitting there.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, then, Brenda, you get the big old Southern
East pets back.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You ain't gotta go get one.
Speaker 16 (30:26):
I got a dog you love it?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I give word, baby, I go. Why are you loving
at Jackie? Can you share it?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Said?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You can't tell you you must have nerve racking big
rick over. That's a choice hurts for you, alright.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So so Randy said, uh, the old coward coward ruling
on wordy word. If Tayter would have said coward as
a clue, he was a buzzer, Yeah, give him the
word away. So Tower then tell you, oh yeah, all right.
Well we finished with it, and everybody's happy that I
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just talked myself out of a buck.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Woman.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Let's go for our big request this morning, Dave Spencer
from Charleston, South Carolina. Dave says, you may get a
lot of requests for this guy, but I never hear it.
Will you play a married man today? Yes we do,
and yes we will. Dave is coming up next. Good
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morning make shows on the radio and the bid requests.
This arted from Dave Spencer and Johnson, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Your superhero name.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
My read man.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
My ried man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
My form has no sing wife will let.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Him do what the she says, it's up our timing
groove welse Wherever there's a screw, else you'll find.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
The married man Last time married Man. College Buddy and
Drinking Buddy were about to embark on the long awaited
trip to Hollywood compliments of Power one oh seven point
two FM, when Drinking Buddy's idiot pals Smiley dropped out
of the last minute due to alcohol poisoning. It meant
a last minute addition to the team.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Hey, fellers, who's ready to have some fun today?
Speaker 16 (32:49):
Is Monica Ming's the stripper from the Monkey in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
And thanks to Monkey in the Morning, the team's screen
test promises to be quite interesting.
Speaker 13 (32:58):
Please don't want to get the Hollywood. The super guys
are gonna be auditioning for Seymour Buckstein, America's foremost for mayor.
But don't entertainment.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Oh man, that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Now.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
Our hero is race to the airport to board their flights.
Big girl, Hollywood, here we come.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Can you tell it's your game?
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Headlights is home?
Speaker 12 (33:21):
Let me see, guys, Let's just focus on getting on
the airplane. Can we what gate are we looking for?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
H B three.
Speaker 12 (33:28):
Good, that's just around the corner. Okay, we'll figure out
our next move during the flight.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Uh, well might I had to figure out something sooner
than that.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Here's a TV crew at the gate.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Wow, we're gonna be on TV too.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I told them make you famous, big Girl.
Speaker 12 (33:41):
Okay, okay, nobody panic. Let me do the talking, married
Vine Reaves fell but from Good morningt Central, Sudy, you
folks at the windows of the Big who wants to
be a Boveystar contest got to have to talk to
us about your trip. Well, we're a little bit pressed
for time right now, so we have the movie planning
to fill about in Hollywood? Is a sleazy X rated
skin flick? Well, actually, reevs, I think that may have
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been some sort of misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, Seymour Buttstein ain't no sleazy skim flip guy.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
He's an artist.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
What is you'all named you?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Monica means she's a new member of the Superteam. She's
stripper Girl.
Speaker 12 (34:13):
Well, actually, Monica is not an official member of the group.
She's a guest of one of our team members.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
That'd be me.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't drink a guy. Nice to meet you, Beavis.
Speaker 12 (34:23):
Hey, I watch the show whenever I hung over passed out.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
From the night before.
Speaker 12 (34:27):
Let me also say, Revus that any project my costume
cohorts and I are involved in will be family friendly
and represent our team and our city in the most
favorable possible life.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Hey, Bavis, one of James for a cocktail for.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
Take drinking, buddy. We really need to be getting on
the board now. Thank you very much, revis It was
nice to meet you. Let's go, guys. At long last,
the team climbs aboard the waiting jet for the flight
to California a short time later. Yes, that's right, honey,
that whole porno mo. It's probably just one of those
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wacky jokes that Monkey in the morning is so famous for.
Speaker 9 (35:04):
See.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Yes, really what no Monica is sitting on the road
in front of us. Yes, I'm sitting next to college buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Look listen, hon this airphone thing is pretty expensive. I'll
call you back when we get to California in a
couple of hours. Okay, sweetie, love you bye.
Speaker 16 (35:21):
Not bad and you handled yourself pretty well with that
TV interview too.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
Public relations is a very important part of the superhero game.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh chum, hey, my guy, we done good on TV.
Speaker 16 (35:31):
Huh, Medford, Please, your breath is enough to make the
oxygen mask drop down?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You know, Jupiter Drawers.
Speaker 12 (35:37):
You could be a little nicer.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'll tell you what. I'll try being nicer if you
try being smarter.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
Guys, Guys, please, let's not add air rage on top
of everything else. Ronnie, I never thought i'd say this,
but why don't you sit down and have another drink?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Rights for me?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Hey, Monica, how about a cocktail?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Sounds good to me?
Speaker 17 (35:56):
Baby?
Speaker 12 (35:56):
I figured it was, you know, college buddy. He really
doesn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, but it's just as annoying.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
Well listen, like I've told you before, the members of
a superhero team need to take care of each other.
Speaker 16 (36:07):
We're like a.
Speaker 12 (36:08):
Family, yeah, with an idiot, drunken uncle something like that.
But remember we're his guests. He's the one that made
this whole thing possible.
Speaker 16 (36:16):
Oh yeah, you me loudmouthflush a hay sege stripper on
our way to a screen test for a porno movie.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Well okay, so maybe it's not the scenario we would
have picked, but look at it this way. The worst
is behind us. From here on, Chum, things can only
get better.
Speaker 16 (36:32):
Y ya ya ya yea yea yea yea ye yeah,
all of other confidence please to be giving me your attention.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
My name is come here, come out, and I'm thinking
control of this airplane.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
All of you are now my hostages.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
Of course I could be wrong about the head Holy
Repultant development. How will our heroes get out of this
till and again next time when we'll hear Monica Mink.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Say, you know for a terrorist, he's kind of cute.
Speaker 12 (36:59):
And come here them all say, don't pass on next spring,
start tightening adventure, same married time, same married channels.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Look you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Oh huh?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Read in the broadcast up next to podcast wherever you
get yours, y'am a Bill the Day Risers podcast to
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Hope you make your.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Daily visit here from the Big Box. Key word castaways
for this visit from Reven good good morning, that Ji
pu going Bill as Brandy Robert E Revofool Jackie you know.
Speaker 18 (38:08):
Jackie and Jackie bow back he Jack Mac Patty Rocky
jack jack Baby got Reverend and the sleets and said
health Senior passa at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church also
head master of the Blessed Hope Day School, you know,
like the poppy in every couple weeks and spend some
time with the young kids.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
I believe that children are our futures.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I ain't wait to hear it.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Your teasing round and let.
Speaker 17 (38:31):
Them lead the way. So what about yesterday they were
studying about politics and they're all talking about the difference
between the Democrats and the Republicans. Were Now, being a
good independent Baptist preacher, I have a colorful illustration at
my fingertips on almost any topic. I said, well, kids,
the Democrats and the Republicans is a very interesting subject.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Let me preach on.
Speaker 17 (38:53):
This Democrat and this Republican was walking down the street together.
They run up on this homeless fellow, this old bum
laying on the street corner, and the Republicans seeing him,
he turned to the Democrat and says.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Now watch this.
Speaker 17 (39:05):
He walks out to this bomb and pulled out his
business card, says here, I tell you what, won't you
go clean yourself up a little bit, Come down to
my office and I may have something for you. And
the Democrat looks at the Republican says, is that the
best you can do, And the Republican says, you know
you're right. He goes back over to the bomb, pulls
a hundred dollars bill out of his pocket and gives
it to him. Well, the Democrat and a Republican walk
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on a little feather. They run up on another bomb
on the next block. Democrat says, all right, now it's
my turn. He walks up to the homeless fellow and
gives him directions to the welfare office. Well, the Republican turns.
The Democrat says, is that the best you can do?
And the Democrat says, oh, you know you're right. I
almost forgot. He reaches in the Republican's pocket and hands
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the bam one hundred dollars. And now, speaking of dsfunctional illustrations,
let's keep it going for your headline of hair is googling.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
All right, thanks very about you have half goods goods
at that barr Jackie out here?
Speaker 12 (40:02):
You got there? He Hey.
Speaker 16 (40:04):
A man comes into the den says to his wife,
I'm going to the bar around the corner and get
your coat on.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Wife smiles say, does that mean you're taking me with you?
Speaker 16 (40:12):
Husband says no. Turning the heat off. You wonder what
the man's perfect breakfast is.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Right here it is.
Speaker 16 (40:20):
You're sitting at the table, You got your bowl of cereal.
There you look up old the wheaties box. Here's your
suge picture, right, tell the Wheedy's box. You look down
to you right, and there a playboy back and said, Old,
the cover is your mistress. And then you look up
here and see the belt carton. It's a picture of
your wife. Hold the back of.
Speaker 17 (40:39):
I mean, that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
What my wife might be listening.
Speaker 16 (40:46):
She'd get y'all warmed up, y'all warm my ready, this
is my best one coming up.
Speaker 17 (40:50):
Don't put all that pressure on yourself.
Speaker 16 (40:53):
These three people are the oldest survivors of a shipwreck.
There's a honey booted couple and a single guy were
ship wrecked over real small island. Only thing on the
island is on palm tree. A single guy already checking
out a cute little bride, of course, and he comes
up with play He says, we gotta get off this island.
He says, well, we gotta take turns climbing this here
palm tree and waving a shirt back and forth to
(41:13):
somebody sees us. He said that sounds like a good idea.
Married bess said, go for it. Single guy says, I'll
go for the first hour. Well, he climbs the tree,
starts waving the shirt back and forth. About ten minutes
he looks down. He says, hey, you gotta stop at.
Married couple look up, wondering what the heck's he talking about.
About ten more minutes, he looks down and get says, hey,
you gotta stop at. Put your closed back on. The
married couple still confused, Hey, shout back up, we ain't
(41:37):
doing anything. So a single guy starts waving a shirt again.
Bout another ten minutes, does the same thing. Hey, you
gotta stop at. Puts your clothes back off. Well, by
now the married couple convinced this guy's losing his mind. Well, anyway,
his ire is up. He comes down the tree, tells
the married guy says, turn to go. Married guy climbs
hold up the tree. After about ten minutes or so,
married man looks down says, how ben doggone?
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It does look like that from uphill.
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