November 19, 2024 • 31 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy shares some fake memories with Big Show listener, Fred.. - We’ll ponder some of life’s unanswered questions.. - Crazy Bob’s Cosmetic Surgery Superstore is back on our sponsor’s list.. - Randy Riddle from Samaritan’s Purse brings former Survivor contestant, Kentucky Joe in to talk about Collection Week for Operation Christmas Child.. - Rodney Carrington tells how he was told that his TV show was being cancelled.. - and we’ll take time to compare a night on the town with John Boy’s entourage to M.C. Hammer’s…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good barning Big Show listeners. This is the Honorable Mayor
Merwin H. Fiddle swap Uh I'm missing an oh fiddle swoop.
It's a beautiful day in dismal Seepach, South Carolina, and
it's even better when we're listening to the John Boy
and Billy Big soal a mister n H Big Show.
But that reminds me come on down for the forty
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second annual dismal Seepach Big Sal Festival.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, that one spelled correctly. Good morning a big you
(01:00):
know it's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
All right, I'm on time. All right, I'm on time.
I'm here, but I'm going back outside to watch Leonard D.
Moy's asteroid shower because the deal is, I heard it's
not gonna be another until like twenty ninety eight, and
probably all of us canna be dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So has anybody got a.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Problem'nemoy's meteor show?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Are you a brush our show with stank fums on
the side of the door, you know, No, the knemoid
whatever you call it out there, Lenoyd Leonoid, the leonoid
asteroid shower. It was clear where you are. See if
you see they say you got about fifteen minutes left.
If I don't come in, the whole world goes awry.
So I'm here.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm on time.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
All you program directs everybody else who always gives Randy crap,
and then I have to hear about it. I'm here,
but I'm going back outside to watch asteroids. Y'all got
a problem that call Randy? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hi, y'all knowing about twenty after the hour?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Shut up what I walk out there?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I stop for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Jackie and Marcy seize one, and I don't. I'm a
haughty now a shooting star one.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Can't you hear while he's gone?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, I went right by your chair.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh man. I probably shouldn't bring this up, but I
saw one on the way to work this marsh no
wonder y'all can't drive hands on. I wasn't even look
at it like, oh man.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I purposely never looked skyward because I knew astron NERD
would want me to.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Talk about want you that is so true?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I did the same thing. As much as I'd like
to go out and look at it, I'm afraid he'll
come in and go well, you see it I want
to be able to say nope of things. But I
still I guess so still in my life. It was
like about the late seventies when I was working nights Burlington,
North Carolina, fresh Fish Race, young rookie out of high school.
(02:47):
I shood in my front yard in Graham for about
two hours and I saw hundreds, hundreds. I sure that
one the.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Star spinning around your head again.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Like Picker or Cooter. Yeah, this was the late seventies
and it was daylight. He saw a lot of weird
stuff back then. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
People say Friday his brain one day, just staring at
the Sun's.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So anyway, so another childhood memory in tact Ooh that
was close. All right, Dan, Well, let's prep for our
outburst contest. If you think you might call up and
try to get through play listen to these days in history.
This is where we'll get our categories. All right, all right, No,
remember the nineteenth is the date it was on the
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state in eighteen sixty three. Some of our nation's most
famous words were spoken when President Lincoln delivered his Gettysburg
Address at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. My Peppy said, sun and the
driving to drinking. Lincoln traveled by train from Washington to Gettysburg.
While on the train, he shotted down his three minute
speech on a piece of paper. It started with the
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words four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought
forth upon this continent a new nation. I don't know
why it sounded like Walter Kronkin. Although it's regarded as
one of the finest speeches of all time, it was
panned by critics. In eighteen sixty three, The Chicago Times
wrote that Americans must tingle with shame over the silly,
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flat utterances of the president, and the London Times wrote
anything more dull and commonplace wouldn't be easy to produce.
And the guy from the New York Times actually made
arm farts while it was weird, he is all right,
I was on this date. In nineteen fifty four, Sammy
Davis Junior was seriously injured in a car crash while
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en route to a Los Angeles recording session.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
From Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Davis's left eye was removed, but he was back performing
within several weeks. It was back or he was back.
It was back, no his Ideah, I guess he was back.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It was not.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It was during that hospital stay that Davis converted to
judaism pluck man. An eye for an eye, that's.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
For me man.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So that's when he got that glass eye.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I'm gonna take your treasure, stump it down for you.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's the way he sounded before the accident. Elastic bag
and do the twisty dingy too. The garbage.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Can can who can't oo can? Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, great finale cotsy.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh man, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I see there's something else no one ever has done
besides you and Billy.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Saluted Sammy Davis junion with the garbage.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It was a special moment. I'm glad, I'm here. Think okay,
final leg up on the State. Nineteen fifty nine, Ballwinkled
j MoU and Rocky the Squirrel made their debut in
the ABC afternoon cartoon series.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Rocky and his Friend. How Do They Holy do It
in the Hood?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's Rocking ball Winkle. The primetime cartoon didn't appearann til
September twenty first, nineteen sixty one, on NBC, and it
was called The Bullwinkle Show. Hey wait a minute, alright,
well there you go.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
There she legs up. As we're getting our categories.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
If you wish to play Call one eight hundred, big show,
call her nine.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Let's be pulling riden.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Neck out of my head. Well play actively, Good morning
(07:07):
to big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's Tuesday morning.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
It's all looking.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Outburst.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Gave the prizes from the big prize being. Let's go
contested number one issues. You gotta be a lot of
fun happen you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and
guest time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You have the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Now coming out of Hazard Kentucky, it's Brad. We no,
we knew you were there, Hi brand?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Man? All right? I went to broadcasting school with a
boy out of Hazard, Kentucky. Worked in the gas station
down there, right across from Burger King. I bummed a
few cents off of them so I wouldn't have to
split a whopper.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Fred.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
If you'll just say it was you, we can that's
all you gotta say.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That was all right?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
All right? Good reunion bread or here we are back
on the radio together.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Kept tracking with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Piled up. Oh yeah, we have to fix tip to fingo.
You've been right girl in the bar. Yeah, yeah, wild Yeah,
they kicked us out that gay bar because they can
tell we weren't gay.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Your line is no, I wouldn't make you that time,
were like I said, he.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Joe thinking more. Fred was thinking, well they kicked you out. Yea.
I remember going to that one.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Drunk.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Turned out pretty goodness where you met Randy just kind
of pyle on.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's fun.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You're gonna beat somebody, won't you?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Uh? Fred?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Will let's you jump on in here? You ready, buddy?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yes what you said? All right, here we go, Fred
starting out easy? Remember that? Okay, nobody touching nobody again?
All right, Fred, give me three words ready.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Go.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yees, no one may be all right the first three
words to you. That's what you were only wait hen
all you needed these three words? Alright? Fred? Give me
three body parts that come in pairs. Now ready go, legs, arms,
and testicles. Well, yeah, we're going now memory lane. Here
(10:10):
are you a leg man or manner?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh man?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Fred for the wind three TV cartoon shows Ready to go.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Buck, Bunny, Rocky and Bullwinkle and.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Uh oh there you go. Fred, Congratulations, buddy, all right,
I'm not so much interested as where y'all going later,
I'm more concerned about where you've been where you then, y'all,
don't try to understand money friend's relationship. You go it
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the love that they're not speakings now. It was breaking sight, though,
dear Diary, this is Gary you see as the weirdest dream.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
The other night I was duct taped to an examination
table while a bunch of metal patients were mumbling gibberish
into my ear. Yo, Yo, turns out it weren't no dream.
I was just listening to wordy word on the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Someone needs to heart
those losers into the not okay corral.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
H good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Al Fred from Hazard, Kentuck one outburst, we're going down
memory lane. Of course he was going down to fake
memory lane. Anyway, I got a song for Fred. I
ain't mass communicating. I'm one at a time. Let's go
a little all from Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
All right here, he.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Wants shot. A man's juste for snoring, got out of
bed and he shut him dead. Well his name was
I didn't know what his name was, so we just
called him Fred. He was riding across the desert on
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a horse to another town.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They're looking for a woman in a nightgown.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's I keep o her name was. I didn't know
what her name was, so we just called her Fred.
Whoa Now freds are riding Fred and Fred's rat. Oh
hell did I do that?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Backwards?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I got Oh, yeah, yeah you did.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I got caught up, and.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Well, hell you get the picture Fred riding Fred riding
thread the horse.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
A woman and a man out put it in any
order you won't.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's a big show on the radio about ten minutes
away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's time for dumb crooked news. I'm crooked News sending
by you big show. Listen, y'all send a bunch yo,
and then we appreciate you. The address will follow this report.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Two Chattanooga, Tennessee pot farmers were riding around recently. This
will end badly with two large sacks of newly harvested
pot that needed to be dried out so it could
be sold. Apparently liking the apparatus to do the job themselves,
the men pulled into a local convenience store and one
of them took a bag of pot inside and loaded
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it into the store's microwave. They don't have a pot
button on this lane. In no time, the store was
filled with the aroma of reefers, which called the attention
of a uniformed police officer inside the store. Well, well,
the officer whose marked patrol car had been parked right
out front. When the men arrived, who took the guy
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to cuss it inside, They said, tell my friend that
I'm being arrested. So he woke him up and found
arrested the pot in the car rested, both of them.
Tell you that stuff. Two teens and Adrian Michigan outfitted
the night eighteen ninety seven Dodge Intrepid to look like
an unmarked police cruiser. Well, the use flashed the cars
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newly installed blue and white strobe lights that unsuspecting motorists
and pulled him over, then laughed and drove away. Well,
the wacky annex came to an end earlier this month
when the pair pulled over a white mini van driven
by Mike Martin, the.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Local chief of police.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Martin, dressing his full uniform, got out of the man,
confiscated the fake cops driver's license, ordered them to follow
him to the police station, where he charged them with
impersonating a police officer. Yes, being stupid, still not against
the law. A man strolled into a bank in Tehran,
the capital city of Iran, and began brazenly snatching money
(15:42):
from the hands of customers. The thief was quickly grabbed
and subdued by his victims, which came as quite a
surprise since.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He thought they couldn't see him. We'll see.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
The man told police he had paid a sorcerer five
million rials about six hundred and twenty five American bucks
for a collection of magic spells that would make him
invisible that were not too good. Police are now searching
for the phony sorcerer as an accessory to the crime.
(16:13):
A man facing drug charges in Wassatch County, Utah, hoped
to get a lighter sentence by writing a letter of
apology to the judge in the case, insisting that he
realized his mistake and was sincerely sorry for the crimes.
The man also jotted down a note to his girlfriend,
boasting to her that the apology letter was completely insincere
and just deployed to get him a lighter sentence.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, well, what could go wrong? Yep?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
The defendant put the two letters in the wrong envelopes.
The girlfriend got the apology and the judge got the
one spelling out. The scam got six years in federal prisons.
Dumb Government News. For an anniversary tribute to September eleventh victims,
the city of Jersey City, New Jersey, planned to release
a flock of doves at a solemn downtown ceremony. City
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officials apparently waited until the last minute to order the
doves and found local suppliers completely sold out.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
They wound up.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Having to replace the doves with a group of pigeons,
which had been caged for almost all of their lives.
Well witnesses at the memorial ceremony watched helpless, liasy, awkward
birds careened into the crowd, smashed into nearby office windows,
and plunged headfirst into the Hudson River.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yow, this thing's easy as it looked.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's like the WKRP turkey drop.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Dumb Berkeley News.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
In December of two thousand and one, the City of Berkeley, California,
launch an experimental program to improve pedestrian safety at four
local intersections using bens of orange flags on the street corners. Now,
pedestrians were supposed to pick up a flag, hold it
or wave it while crossing the street, and then drop
it off in the bend of the opposite corner. Well
ten months later, all three thousand of the flags have
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been stolen or otherwise disappeared. He has spent thirty seven
hundred dollars on replacement flags that are yellow instead of orange.
The why that might make them less likely to disappear
is not clear, and in true Berkeley fashion, the unsuccessful
program is being expanded to three new intersection Good Ideas.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dumb, Union News.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Teamsters Local nine eighty eight open his new meeting hall
in Houston, Texas, to a firestorm of unfavorable reviews by
local construction workers, plumbers, electricians, and other trades. The problem well,
according to the Houston Chronicle, the Teamsters had their new
haul built with non union labor because they decided union
work was too expensive. Scud and finally, James F. Wells,
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a sixty one year old writer from Lantana, Florida, was
arrested after he contacted an underage girl on the Internet
and arranged a meeter at a local restaurant instead of
a fifteen year old girl. He was greeted at the
eatery by an adult male undercover detective. Mister Wells literally
wrote the book on making dumb moves. Among his published
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works as one entitled The Story of Stupidity, A History
of Western Idiocy from the days of Greece to the present.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Have you got dumb crook news?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Maillet the dumb crooked news Big Show bl Box seventy
six sixty three Charlotte and c two Waight two four one,
and we'd appreciated.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I stand on a hill, but not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill. And never
mind the man who caught them plates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of
discontent from the heat of the laundra back, then leaving
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his and then liking poetry.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I go dot dot dot, you know, kind of off
center that I drop down, and then I go leaving
his soul parting the waters. Damadullah, I've blogotta of badpide.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Job boy?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yeah, good Tuesday morning, everybody. The big shows here on
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a radio. Coming up, We'll play John Boy.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Do you everty?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Another winner will be made? I got a question if
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares. Why is there
a song about him? Weird?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, I come.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
A dog gets mad if you blow in his face,
but when you take him in the car, he hangs
his head out. Why isn't alarm clock going off when
it actually turns on? If love is blind, how can
we believe in love at first sight? Why is it
that rain drops but snowfalls. Who is the first person
(21:29):
to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out.
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Who love these pimple?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What's the opposite of opposite?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Why does Goofy stand direct while Pluto remains on all fours?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
No, you do it?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They're both dogs.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What do you call mail ballerinas?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's a good one. What do they call it getting
your dog fixed? If afterwards it doesn't work anymore? If
Wally kyoed he had enough money for all that act
me crap? Why didn't he just buy dinner? Where in
the nursery rhyme does it say, humpty dumpty is an egg?
Somebody helped me out, That's all I had?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh, oh, okay, did you put that together yourself?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Start, but he got a team of monkey's working around
the clock on this.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, just me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you
can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I'll be here all morning.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Try to egg. It doesn't taste like chicken. Good morning,
A big show is on the radio. Hope you're doing
alright this Tuesday morning?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Coming up?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Well, welcome Brandy sponsor Crazy Bob. That's about fifteen twenty
minutes from right now. And Ricky bee Shaw from Dothan,
Alabama's due to call us in this morning. We'll wait
for that call. See how him and Lucy are moving around.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yesterday, I John W.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Jefty, we learned at eighty percent of all the life
on Earth has this in common. It lives in the ocean.
That's right, they live in the ocean. Eighty percent. Pretty wacky. Huh, Well,
let's listen to this today's question. It takes over half
a million trees to supply North America with one of these. Uh,
what is the forest that's a good yet? Because you
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wouldn't be able to tell because you can't see the
forest from the tree. Sometime is this that list you're
reading the minute girl, Oh that's just.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Out of my head, y'all.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
In yeaut one eight hundred, big show we'll start calling
on go to we get a winter.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Let's do it good.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It's a big show on the radio, moving around the
bottom of the eye with that is high Yes, live
across on my racaheads jumping.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Jet party.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
And now a man who occasionally can't see the forest
or the trees.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He's John Boy. That's why I could be a forest
right that in the bug?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, scared the bug.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
That's a hello to Roger out of Walsall, Wisconsin. Good morning, Roger,
how you doing doing? Good man? Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Roger.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It takes over a half million trees to supply North
America with one of these.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I'll gotta say the US text code.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
The US tax code.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's a good guess. That might be a little low.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Actually, yeah, table of contents. Hello, try to read one
this year and get back on that.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
How bad they right here?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I have appreciate your buddy. Have a good day.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Alex out of Harrison, Georgia, Good morning, Alex, good morning,
Good morning. Toilet paper?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You say, a roll of toilet paper?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Let's see, sir, how canna be a really big roll?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I guess they do make toilet paper out of the trees though, right, No,
hih they make them out of magic.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's so weird. They go to a special toilet rip, Alex.
You were right, just the count was a little bit off.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
All right, Okay, I'm the first time.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You have a good day.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Okay, okay, bye. Thomas had to go Port, Mississippi. Hello, Thomas,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
How you doing, John boy?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Doing good? To hogh ride? What you doing? Just trying
to answer your question? All right? So what you got there?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Tom?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I'm gonna say a ship?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
A ship? Show us a ship?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Give mean?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Like one in paper ships?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
One in paper ship? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Alright, Thomas?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
One in wooden ship you know from way back? Hey? Yeah,
wooden ships, man? Hello, Wooden ships made out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Of trees are the best kind.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
All right, Thomas, thanks for playing man? All right?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right? Damn We got Jamie out of Bedford, Pennsylvania.
Hello Jamie, Hello, John boy, how you doing doing?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Good? Man?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
You Okay, I'm fantastic, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
What do you think of Jamie?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Half million trees just applying North America?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
With one of these.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm taking newspapers, show us newspapers. You got money, Hi, Jamie,
Thank you, buddy, have a good dame, beautiful Bedford, Pennsylvania, Jackie.
We'll get your information. Thank you, my dear, good job.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Greetings.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
All this is Big Show Legal Counsel Aloicious Pete Beagel
hold of the Buford bagel Holes. Some other shows have
accused John Boy and Billy of creating a morning radio monopoly,
that it's profoundly illegal.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
All that's hog wash.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
It's all perfectly legal, just like the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
With John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. Good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's Tuesday, Tuesday, and it's November the nineteenth, where one seven,
eight days, nine days away from Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Man, you know that like.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
The Pilgrims, Like back in sixteen twenty the Mayflower reached
Cape Cod on this date and I was driving them
down the coast next morning, coast. It didn't land on
Plymouth Plymouth Rock until December the twenty sixth. Really, yeah,
they won't rush into anything all the time. In this
fast paced world we live in, say, got to hang
out exploring a coast, Take it easy, they didn't have
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land Thanksgiving until after Christmas. I'm not going over there
keeping driving. Hey y'all, well, this is a week the
big push for Operation Christmas Child. We'll talk to Randy
Riddle and with him, he's got Jim Bingham. He's Kentucky
Joe from Survivor Outback. All right, let's see how's going
and gets you the info on this is the week
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we step up and have kids around the world. All right, right, God, hangout,
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Good barning Big Show listeners. This is the Honorable Mayor
Merwin H. Fiddle swap Uh I'm missing an oh fiddle swoop.
It's a beautiful day in dismal Seepach, South Carolina, and
it's even better when we're listening to the John Boy
and Billy Big soal a mister n H Big Show.
But that reminds me come on down for the forty
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second annual dismal Seepach Big Sal Festival.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, that one spelled correctly. Good morning a big you
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know it's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
All right, I'm on time. All right, I'm on time.
I'm here, but I'm going back outside to watch Leonard D.
Moy's asteroid shower because the deal is, I heard it's
not gonna be another until like twenty ninety eight, and
probably all of us canna be dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So has anybody got a.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Problem'nemoy's meteor show?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Are you a brush our show with stank fums on
the side of the door, you know, No, the knemoid
whatever you call it out there, Lenoyd Leonoid, the leonoid
asteroid shower. It was clear where you are. See if
you see they say you got about fifteen minutes left.
If I don't come in, the whole world goes awry.
So I'm here.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm on time.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
All you program directs everybody else who always gives Randy crap,
and then I have to hear about it. I'm here,
but I'm going back outside to watch asteroids. Y'all got
a problem that call Randy? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hi, y'all knowing about twenty after the hour?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Shut up what I walk out there?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I stop for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Jackie and Marcy seize one, and I don't. I'm a
haughty now a shooting star one.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Can't you hear while he's gone?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, I went right by your chair.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh man. I probably shouldn't bring this up, but I
saw one on the way to work this marsh no
wonder y'all can't drive hands on. I wasn't even look
at it like, oh man.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I purposely never looked skyward because I knew astron NERD
would want me to.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Talk about want you that is so true?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I did the same thing. As much as I'd like
to go out and look at it, I'm afraid he'll
come in and go well, you see it I want
to be able to say nope of things. But I
still I guess so still in my life. It was
like about the late seventies when I was working nights Burlington,
North Carolina, fresh Fish Race, young rookie out of high school.
(02:47):
I shood in my front yard in Graham for about
two hours and I saw hundreds, hundreds. I sure that
one the.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Star spinning around your head again.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Like Picker or Cooter. Yeah, this was the late seventies
and it was daylight. He saw a lot of weird
stuff back then. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
People say Friday his brain one day, just staring at
the Sun's.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So anyway, so another childhood memory in tact Ooh that
was close. All right, Dan, Well, let's prep for our
outburst contest. If you think you might call up and
try to get through play listen to these days in history.
This is where we'll get our categories. All right, all right, No,
remember the nineteenth is the date it was on the
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state in eighteen sixty three. Some of our nation's most
famous words were spoken when President Lincoln delivered his Gettysburg
Address at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. My Peppy said, sun and the
driving to drinking. Lincoln traveled by train from Washington to Gettysburg.
While on the train, he shotted down his three minute
speech on a piece of paper. It started with the
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words four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought
forth upon this continent a new nation. I don't know
why it sounded like Walter Kronkin. Although it's regarded as
one of the finest speeches of all time, it was
panned by critics. In eighteen sixty three, The Chicago Times
wrote that Americans must tingle with shame over the silly,
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flat utterances of the president, and the London Times wrote
anything more dull and commonplace wouldn't be easy to produce.
And the guy from the New York Times actually made
arm farts while it was weird, he is all right,
I was on this date. In nineteen fifty four, Sammy
Davis Junior was seriously injured in a car crash while
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en route to a Los Angeles recording session.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
From Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Davis's left eye was removed, but he was back performing
within several weeks. It was back or he was back.
It was back, no his Ideah, I guess he was back.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It was not.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It was during that hospital stay that Davis converted to
judaism pluck man. An eye for an eye, that's.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
For me man.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So that's when he got that glass eye.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I'm gonna take your treasure, stump it down for you.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's the way he sounded before the accident. Elastic bag
and do the twisty dingy too. The garbage.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Can can who can't oo can? Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, great finale cotsy.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh man, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I see there's something else no one ever has done
besides you and Billy.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Saluted Sammy Davis junion with the garbage.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It was a special moment. I'm glad, I'm here. Think okay,
final leg up on the State. Nineteen fifty nine, Ballwinkled
j MoU and Rocky the Squirrel made their debut in
the ABC afternoon cartoon series.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Rocky and his Friend. How Do They Holy do It
in the Hood?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's Rocking ball Winkle. The primetime cartoon didn't appearann til
September twenty first, nineteen sixty one, on NBC, and it
was called The Bullwinkle Show. Hey wait a minute, alright,
well there you go.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
There she legs up. As we're getting our categories.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
If you wish to play Call one eight hundred, big show,
call her nine.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Let's be pulling riden.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Neck out of my head. Well play actively, Good morning
(07:07):
to big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's Tuesday morning.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
It's all looking.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Outburst.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Gave the prizes from the big prize being. Let's go
contested number one issues. You gotta be a lot of
fun happen you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and
guest time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You have the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Now coming out of Hazard Kentucky, it's Brad. We no,
we knew you were there, Hi brand?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Man? All right? I went to broadcasting school with a
boy out of Hazard, Kentucky. Worked in the gas station
down there, right across from Burger King. I bummed a
few cents off of them so I wouldn't have to
split a whopper.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Fred.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
If you'll just say it was you, we can that's
all you gotta say.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That was all right?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
All right? Good reunion bread or here we are back
on the radio together.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Kept tracking with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Piled up. Oh yeah, we have to fix tip to fingo.
You've been right girl in the bar. Yeah, yeah, wild Yeah,
they kicked us out that gay bar because they can
tell we weren't gay.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Your line is no, I wouldn't make you that time,
were like I said, he.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Joe thinking more. Fred was thinking, well they kicked you out. Yea.
I remember going to that one.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Drunk.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Turned out pretty goodness where you met Randy just kind
of pyle on.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's fun.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You're gonna beat somebody, won't you?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Uh? Fred?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Will let's you jump on in here? You ready, buddy?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yes what you said? All right, here we go, Fred
starting out easy? Remember that? Okay, nobody touching nobody again?
All right, Fred, give me three words ready.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Go.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yees, no one may be all right the first three
words to you. That's what you were only wait hen
all you needed these three words? Alright? Fred? Give me
three body parts that come in pairs. Now ready go, legs, arms,
and testicles. Well, yeah, we're going now memory lane. Here
(10:10):
are you a leg man or manner?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh man?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Fred for the wind three TV cartoon shows Ready to go.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Buck, Bunny, Rocky and Bullwinkle and.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Uh oh there you go. Fred, Congratulations, buddy, all right,
I'm not so much interested as where y'all going later,
I'm more concerned about where you've been where you then, y'all,
don't try to understand money friend's relationship. You go it
(10:48):
the love that they're not speakings now. It was breaking sight, though,
dear Diary, this is Gary you see as the weirdest dream.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
The other night I was duct taped to an examination
table while a bunch of metal patients were mumbling gibberish
into my ear. Yo, Yo, turns out it weren't no dream.
I was just listening to wordy word on the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Someone needs to heart
those losers into the not okay corral.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
H good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Al Fred from Hazard, Kentuck one outburst, we're going down
memory lane. Of course he was going down to fake
memory lane. Anyway, I got a song for Fred. I
ain't mass communicating. I'm one at a time. Let's go
a little all from Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
All right here, he.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Wants shot. A man's juste for snoring, got out of
bed and he shut him dead. Well his name was
I didn't know what his name was, so we just
called him Fred. He was riding across the desert on
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a horse to another town.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They're looking for a woman in a nightgown.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's I keep o her name was. I didn't know
what her name was, so we just called her Fred.
Whoa Now freds are riding Fred and Fred's rat. Oh
hell did I do that?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Backwards?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I got Oh, yeah, yeah you did.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I got caught up, and.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Well, hell you get the picture Fred riding Fred riding
thread the horse.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
A woman and a man out put it in any
order you won't.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's a big show on the radio about ten minutes
away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's time for dumb crooked news. I'm crooked News sending
by you big show. Listen, y'all send a bunch yo,
and then we appreciate you. The address will follow this report.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Two Chattanooga, Tennessee pot farmers were riding around recently. This
will end badly with two large sacks of newly harvested
pot that needed to be dried out so it could
be sold. Apparently liking the apparatus to do the job themselves,
the men pulled into a local convenience store and one
of them took a bag of pot inside and loaded
(14:23):
it into the store's microwave. They don't have a pot
button on this lane. In no time, the store was
filled with the aroma of reefers, which called the attention
of a uniformed police officer inside the store. Well, well,
the officer whose marked patrol car had been parked right
out front. When the men arrived, who took the guy
(14:45):
to cuss it inside, They said, tell my friend that
I'm being arrested. So he woke him up and found
arrested the pot in the car rested, both of them.
Tell you that stuff. Two teens and Adrian Michigan outfitted
the night eighteen ninety seven Dodge Intrepid to look like
an unmarked police cruiser. Well, the use flashed the cars
(15:06):
newly installed blue and white strobe lights that unsuspecting motorists
and pulled him over, then laughed and drove away. Well,
the wacky annex came to an end earlier this month
when the pair pulled over a white mini van driven
by Mike Martin, the.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Local chief of police.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Martin, dressing his full uniform, got out of the man,
confiscated the fake cops driver's license, ordered them to follow
him to the police station, where he charged them with
impersonating a police officer. Yes, being stupid, still not against
the law. A man strolled into a bank in Tehran,
the capital city of Iran, and began brazenly snatching money
(15:42):
from the hands of customers. The thief was quickly grabbed
and subdued by his victims, which came as quite a
surprise since.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He thought they couldn't see him. We'll see.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
The man told police he had paid a sorcerer five
million rials about six hundred and twenty five American bucks
for a collection of magic spells that would make him
invisible that were not too good. Police are now searching
for the phony sorcerer as an accessory to the crime.
(16:13):
A man facing drug charges in Wassatch County, Utah, hoped
to get a lighter sentence by writing a letter of
apology to the judge in the case, insisting that he
realized his mistake and was sincerely sorry for the crimes.
The man also jotted down a note to his girlfriend,
boasting to her that the apology letter was completely insincere
and just deployed to get him a lighter sentence.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, well, what could go wrong? Yep?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
The defendant put the two letters in the wrong envelopes.
The girlfriend got the apology and the judge got the
one spelling out. The scam got six years in federal prisons.
Dumb Government News. For an anniversary tribute to September eleventh victims,
the city of Jersey City, New Jersey, planned to release
a flock of doves at a solemn downtown ceremony. City
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officials apparently waited until the last minute to order the
doves and found local suppliers completely sold out.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
They wound up.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Having to replace the doves with a group of pigeons,
which had been caged for almost all of their lives.
Well witnesses at the memorial ceremony watched helpless, liasy, awkward
birds careened into the crowd, smashed into nearby office windows,
and plunged headfirst into the Hudson River.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yow, this thing's easy as it looked.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's like the WKRP turkey drop.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Dumb Berkeley News.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
In December of two thousand and one, the City of Berkeley, California,
launch an experimental program to improve pedestrian safety at four
local intersections using bens of orange flags on the street corners. Now,
pedestrians were supposed to pick up a flag, hold it
or wave it while crossing the street, and then drop
it off in the bend of the opposite corner. Well
ten months later, all three thousand of the flags have
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been stolen or otherwise disappeared. He has spent thirty seven
hundred dollars on replacement flags that are yellow instead of orange.
The why that might make them less likely to disappear
is not clear, and in true Berkeley fashion, the unsuccessful
program is being expanded to three new intersection Good Ideas.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dumb, Union News.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Teamsters Local nine eighty eight open his new meeting hall
in Houston, Texas, to a firestorm of unfavorable reviews by
local construction workers, plumbers, electricians, and other trades. The problem well,
according to the Houston Chronicle, the Teamsters had their new
haul built with non union labor because they decided union
work was too expensive. Scud and finally, James F. Wells,
(18:48):
a sixty one year old writer from Lantana, Florida, was
arrested after he contacted an underage girl on the Internet
and arranged a meeter at a local restaurant instead of
a fifteen year old girl. He was greeted at the
eatery by an adult male undercover detective. Mister Wells literally
wrote the book on making dumb moves. Among his published
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works as one entitled The Story of Stupidity, A History
of Western Idiocy from the days of Greece to the present.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Have you got dumb crook news?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Maillet the dumb crooked news Big Show bl Box seventy
six sixty three Charlotte and c two Waight two four one,
and we'd appreciated.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I stand on a hill, but not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill. And never
mind the man who caught them plates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of
discontent from the heat of the laundra back, then leaving
(19:59):
his and then liking poetry.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I go dot dot dot, you know, kind of off
center that I drop down, and then I go leaving
his soul parting the waters. Damadullah, I've blogotta of badpide.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Job boy?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yeah, good Tuesday morning, everybody. The big shows here on
(20:56):
a radio. Coming up, We'll play John Boy.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Do you everty?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Another winner will be made? I got a question if
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares. Why is there
a song about him? Weird?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, I come.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
A dog gets mad if you blow in his face,
but when you take him in the car, he hangs
his head out. Why isn't alarm clock going off when
it actually turns on? If love is blind, how can
we believe in love at first sight? Why is it
that rain drops but snowfalls. Who is the first person
(21:29):
to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out.
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Who love these pimple?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What's the opposite of opposite?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Why does Goofy stand direct while Pluto remains on all fours?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
No, you do it?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They're both dogs.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What do you call mail ballerinas?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's a good one. What do they call it getting
your dog fixed? If afterwards it doesn't work anymore? If
Wally kyoed he had enough money for all that act
me crap? Why didn't he just buy dinner? Where in
the nursery rhyme does it say, humpty dumpty is an egg?
Somebody helped me out, That's all I had?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh, oh, okay, did you put that together yourself?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Start, but he got a team of monkey's working around
the clock on this.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, just me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you
can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I'll be here all morning.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Try to egg. It doesn't taste like chicken. Good morning,
A big show is on the radio. Hope you're doing
alright this Tuesday morning?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Coming up?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Well, welcome Brandy sponsor Crazy Bob. That's about fifteen twenty
minutes from right now. And Ricky bee Shaw from Dothan,
Alabama's due to call us in this morning. We'll wait
for that call. See how him and Lucy are moving around.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yesterday, I John W.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Jefty, we learned at eighty percent of all the life
on Earth has this in common. It lives in the ocean.
That's right, they live in the ocean. Eighty percent. Pretty wacky. Huh, Well,
let's listen to this today's question. It takes over half
a million trees to supply North America with one of these. Uh,
what is the forest that's a good yet? Because you
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wouldn't be able to tell because you can't see the
forest from the tree. Sometime is this that list you're
reading the minute girl, Oh that's just.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Out of my head, y'all.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
In yeaut one eight hundred, big show we'll start calling
on go to we get a winter.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Let's do it good.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It's a big show on the radio, moving around the
bottom of the eye with that is high Yes, live
across on my racaheads jumping.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Jet party.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
And now a man who occasionally can't see the forest
or the trees.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He's John Boy. That's why I could be a forest
right that in the bug?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, scared the bug.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
That's a hello to Roger out of Walsall, Wisconsin. Good morning, Roger,
how you doing doing? Good man? Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Roger.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It takes over a half million trees to supply North
America with one of these.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I'll gotta say the US text code.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
The US tax code.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's a good guess. That might be a little low.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Actually, yeah, table of contents. Hello, try to read one
this year and get back on that.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
How bad they right here?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I have appreciate your buddy. Have a good day.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Alex out of Harrison, Georgia, Good morning, Alex, good morning,
Good morning. Toilet paper?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You say, a roll of toilet paper?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Let's see, sir, how canna be a really big roll?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I guess they do make toilet paper out of the trees though, right, No,
hih they make them out of magic.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's so weird. They go to a special toilet rip, Alex.
You were right, just the count was a little bit off.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
All right, Okay, I'm the first time.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You have a good day.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Okay, okay, bye. Thomas had to go Port, Mississippi. Hello, Thomas,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
How you doing, John boy?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Doing good? To hogh ride? What you doing? Just trying
to answer your question? All right? So what you got there?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Tom?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I'm gonna say a ship?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
A ship? Show us a ship?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Give mean?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Like one in paper ships?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
One in paper ship? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Alright, Thomas?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
One in wooden ship you know from way back? Hey? Yeah,
wooden ships, man? Hello, Wooden ships made out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Of trees are the best kind.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
All right, Thomas, thanks for playing man? All right?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right? Damn We got Jamie out of Bedford, Pennsylvania.
Hello Jamie, Hello, John boy, how you doing doing?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Good? Man?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
You Okay, I'm fantastic, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
What do you think of Jamie?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Half million trees just applying North America?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
With one of these.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm taking newspapers, show us newspapers. You got money, Hi, Jamie,
Thank you, buddy, have a good dame, beautiful Bedford, Pennsylvania, Jackie.
We'll get your information. Thank you, my dear, good job.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Greetings.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
All this is Big Show Legal Counsel Aloicious Pete Beagel
hold of the Buford bagel Holes. Some other shows have
accused John Boy and Billy of creating a morning radio monopoly,
that it's profoundly illegal.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
All that's hog wash.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
It's all perfectly legal, just like the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
With John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. Good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's Tuesday, Tuesday, and it's November the nineteenth, where one seven,
eight days, nine days away from Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Man, you know that like.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
The Pilgrims, Like back in sixteen twenty the Mayflower reached
Cape Cod on this date and I was driving them
down the coast next morning, coast. It didn't land on
Plymouth Plymouth Rock until December the twenty sixth. Really, yeah,
they won't rush into anything all the time. In this
fast paced world we live in, say, got to hang
out exploring a coast, Take it easy, they didn't have
(28:53):
land Thanksgiving until after Christmas. I'm not going over there
keeping driving. Hey y'all, well, this is a week the
big push for Operation Christmas Child. We'll talk to Randy
Riddle and with him, he's got Jim Bingham. He's Kentucky
Joe from Survivor Outback. All right, let's see how's going
and gets you the info on this is the week
(29:13):
we step up and have kids around the world. All right, right, God, hangout,
(29:38):
Good morning, The big show is on the radio, moving
through Tuesday morning. Yes, what about thist of crowd sponsors.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Let's welcome.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
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riot all this weekend at Crazy Bob's Cosmetic Surgery, the
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whole family. Those jobs tummy tucks, butt lifts nobody, but
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lips from just nineteen ninety five chemical peals and delibration.
Well have you so smooth your own family won't recognize you.
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Five by two implants, get another one free, and this
weekend only, it's a botox bananza. If you aren't born
with a poker face, get one this weekend. Starting from
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crazy all weekend long at Crazy Bob's cosmetic surgery warehouse.
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