October 22, 2025 • 45 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re releasing our Halloween hounds throughout the show - starting with a call to Murray for the Halloween carnaval.. - Then a trailer for a new zombie series called, “The Walking Dad”.. - Tater has What to Watch.. - Stan Higgins - aka Mr. Pop-In - is fresh off another singles cruise.. - Gary Busey jots an entry into his diary about Halloween in Beverly Hills.. - Cadbury goes Trick or Treating with John Boy.. - We’ll fill a request for a voicemail left for Randy from his brother Glenn.. - and Ike Turner sets up a swinger’s Halloween party…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The big shows on the radio, hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down old my bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm the dumb boy and Billy Big show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Gog Do loving at them. It is Tuesday, October the
twenty first, Wake up, everybody. There's National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Lord.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I did like somebody just discovered pumpkin in the ad
agency world or something.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You know what it is.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
It's big pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Too hard.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Man, what is it? I like pumpkin cheesecake, I tell you,
is that right? I like punkin pie like growing up.
It's a good old punkin pie. Just leave it right there.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Ye, Pumpkin pie comes around in the fall, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But then, what what caused the pumpkin spice?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Big some pumpkin that's crazy? Yeah, man, we mad Max
was just on that punkin spy out of our bit bogs.
So it's still there dragging out. Or you're going to
celebrate National Pumpkin Cheese Cake. National Pharmacy Tech a big
(02:11):
farmer in there. Reptile Awareness Day.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm sorry, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
What's wrong? The Reptile Awareness Day? Be aware of reptiles
and fall with leaves down.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
See something some Facebook posts where they'll say can you
find the snake? You know in this picture? They'll blend
in so yeah, Y'll be careful out there, copperheads and uh.
Then National witch Hazel Day, you're just tick graphic name
and sick gobberheads. That's a witch hazel day. They always
(02:54):
talk about that. On Andy Griffiths in Maybury witch hazel.
Remember the Morrison sisters that was running a steel out
of their flower shop and she just love the smell
of witch hazel. The hair val You're gonna be the
death of me. Ladies, don't go in barber shops. I'm sorry.
I love the smell of witches. Did you just have
a haircut, Barney, I can smell it, copperhead.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
My mom used to use witch hazel w mosquito bites
for me.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Actually, all right, let's get some witch hazel and celebrate safer.
I got three days and the history is saved up.
We walk, We'll get the winning beginning.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're wag Big shows on a radio. Good morning, Big
shows on a radio. Get the first prize pack out
LS Tractor. Prize package includes hat, stainless steel, insulated, Tumblr,
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stay blue. We got our three days in history where
(04:02):
we've got our categories. It was eighteen forty nine October
the twenty first. The first tattooed man. That was James O'Connell. Well,
he was put on exhibition at the Franklin Theater in
New York City.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You stand here for a while, Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Women were said to have fainted at the site.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, in the eighteen hundreds, women fainted just anything, a
heart breeze, boom, they're out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm mak an escalator. And it was at the World Fair.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
They went up five steps and they have women fainting
at the top.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You know, while you know it's the clothing they were.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
There's tight coursets and all that.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, this first tattooed man knocked a couple out. They
would be thinking, what's going on with the tough women
we got these days? You know, women tattooed all over man.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah, and down by the docks, women would faint and
fall into water and drown.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I'm not kidding you. That was a big deal. In
the clothing. Yeah, my clothing was very heavy and very restrictive.
Yoga pants. Don't call something like.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, i've seen a couple I've seen.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right, Well, let's move up to nineteen seventy two.
After seventeen years of recording rock classics, Chuck Berry finally
got a number one hit. Y'all know what it was.
I Want to play with my Danling. Yeah, stupid.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Just still can't believe that made it on the radio,
but I couldn't. I got fired for playing She's having
my Baby?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Are you kidding with that? Old Paul Lang? Yeah, he's wild.
Old Chuck had him one. Then, finally, nineteen ninety eight,
a thirty four year old spectator got two days in
jail for playing with a yo yo in an Oklahoma
City courtroom. Man said he was trying to quit smoking
and yo yo want to help them relax, but the
(06:03):
judge wasn't impressed. All ride ass good. There's that three
categories one eight hundred big shows you told free Line
across America. We play out bursts. Next. Good morning, it's
(06:39):
a big show on the radio for your Tuesday, October
the twenty one, twenty twenty five. Our feature track went
to make show big Box. That's like Halloween Swingers party.
Thank you. I'd rather have a nap. Swingers is a
gay word. I have to do the Halloween ball playhouse
(07:02):
and featuring double lettererships or mind were that I didn't Well,
let's get.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Again Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Board and Billy to give the prizes
from the big proSP Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Of this should really be a lot of fun when
you're playing Upberst. Have a lorry up and gainst time
you let the best time level big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Let's say hi to Matthew from Somerville, South Carolina.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Well shots, Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, John Boy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Buddy, you ready to get through these three categories?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Where's do it?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Good? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Give us three things you see in a theater? Ready
to go, movies, fingers damn, there you go. Now, give
us three rock songs, ready go, Smoking the Water, Born
(08:25):
to Be Wild, Thunderstruck. All right, nice play last you
got to Matthew and for the wind. Three ways to
quit smoking, Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Medicine from a doctor, a nicotine patch or nicorette.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Gum bam bam, my.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Dear, good work. Matthew got the big o LS Tractor
price pact head down Summerville for you. All right, appreciate that,
go buddy.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wat a many hours op of your news all right,
heading towards Halloween time. Gotta call our agent Mary by
how muld you charge the whole of the house once we've.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
Heard them all?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good Juesday morning, and there's somebody show on the radio
our feature track from the Big Show Bent Box. I like,
all right, I told you about that good somebody to
get to the front desk over Red Hot this morning.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
Hello red Hot Town and Incorporated. Keeping women down in
low paying menial JOHNSONCE nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
Hey is this mister Bestow this year? Is Sean boyn
Billy here?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (10:17):
It sounds like Murray still hadn't come up with that
RaSE he promised you.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
You're amazing? Are you like that woman on the New
Start Truck Show? You know, the one that can tell
exactly what a person's feeling just by being around them.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, just always sound really ticked off. And I know
how cheap Murray is.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
Oh, and I don't think you can get me on
your side just by green. I know how you men operate.
I lost the Clarence Thomas hearings. I know all about
that dumb old boy network.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
That's the good old boy network. Yeah, yeah, listen, we
need to talk to Murray real bad here.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
And you just expect me to automatically get up and
get around the phone for you.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh geez.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
I don't want to sound pushy, but you are the receptionist.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
Oh sure, saw that up in myself. You remember this,
curly Me and the sisters are gonna rin and take
a rightful place in this society, forking it. We won't
be forever do we want?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
My goodness, a struggle going all over there?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Hello, Kimball, Murray love you?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Hey? What's with Zeio man?
Speaker 13 (11:26):
She seems a little testier than usual, if that's possible.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh, I don't mind how she's suffering from that common
complaint of women in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You mean PMS no BMW? Well what's BMW?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
It's a car and she's can't afford one on what he.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Gets paid her out here, Gimer, maybe should think about
giving her that race she've been waiting for since nineteen
eighty eighty.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
That's pretty good. Give her the race, and they say
you're not as funny as she used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The Hey who says we're not as funny as we
used to be?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh well, nobody says that. By the way, thanks for
stopping at the Halloween carnival at my nephew's school the
other day.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
Hey, my pleasure. You know your nephew was really cute
dressed up to look like me. But I thought you
said he was going to be a dinosaur.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
No, No, what I said was he was gonna dress
up as a big, slow beast that eats tons of
food every day and has a brain the size of
a walnut. Oh, easy mistake. But he did enjoy you
coming by, though.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well did the other kids get a kick out of
my pard?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I think a jolt is more like, what do you mean?
Let me tell you, babe, they were pretty shaken up
when you left. I think you may have overdone it,
you know, I mean, I mean these are pretty young kids.
They're easily frightened. In fact, I hear some of them
actually had nightmares.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But Murray, I didn't dress up in a scary costume.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
No, but you did eat lunch with him.
Speaker 13 (12:46):
I guess next you're gonna tell me some of the
kids may be scarred emotionally.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Emotionally, the way you were swinging that knife and walk around,
some of them were almost gone physically.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, I had a good time anyway.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
You know, I don't know why people are always talking
about school lunches not being very feeling.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I mean, I was stuffed when I left. Man.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
I heard somebody say that I'd only eaten as much
as the average fourth grader.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
No, no, no, babe, you heard that wrong. What they
actually said was you ate as much as the average
fourth grade.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
Oh ha ha yourself. Hey, can we get back to
our real business?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Hey, babe, Making Jimbo eats like a hippo joke pretty
much is my business.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
You have in mind, the business of booking John Boy
and Billy for public appearances.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh that, yeah, boy. And they said you'd be too
stupid to notice for it's a couple of more months.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Well I think you. Hey, who says I'd be too
stupid to notice?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Huh? Oh nobody said that though. Why wouldnybody say that?
Speaker 13 (13:39):
See Murray somehow, I don't think you're doing all you
can to get us out there in front of the public.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Man, Hey, I'm trying. It's I almost had you booked
as the entertainment for next year's fish Camp jam and Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well what happened?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Oh they were afraid of another stampede.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh you mean our fans rushing to get close to us.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
No, you rushing to get close to the salt and
type of cactus picking them On the other line, Tell
Jimmy Swagger, I'll call him right back.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
Oh Jimmy Swagger, are you advising him about how to
handle the press?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
No, my nephew school's having a paper driver here. He
may I have a big pile of magazines you want
to that's Billy, I'm killing jim What call me?
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Good morning? This will make show on the radio. There's
bars and on the broadcast brought to you by j d's.
Speaker 14 (14:51):
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Speaker 1 (15:06):
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Speaker 14 (15:07):
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Speaker 1 (15:24):
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on you ex girlfriend's front yard with a twenty four
ro old jumbo pack of JD's bride bathroom tissue and
JD's brown paper fund sacks. Is perfect for leaving a
flaming dog turt on the porch of the irritating neighbor
of your choice.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Geez not again, and don't forget.
Speaker 14 (16:00):
To visit her hunted house where you can see Howard
to town drunk, dress up like a mummy. I'm on
out Nightley through Halloween or Abingdon Virginia location and take
a buck clinch and walk through JD's forest the fear
out behind the store that don't come by yourself because
you're liable to run into America's scariest celebrity lunatics like
Jason Freddy Krueger, hell Raiser, Rosie O'donald, Tom Cruise and
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Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm like, drank you bye?
Speaker 14 (16:23):
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Speaker 1 (16:26):
Can come on down to JD's.
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Speaker 3 (16:43):
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Speaker 1 (16:46):
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boy names. Good morning, you got the Big Show on
the radio. More chance for you to win.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Coming up your news, weather, sports, Home.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
No.
Speaker 15 (17:16):
I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two young Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's a Big sew on the radio, Tuesday, October twenty
first ten days from Halloween.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Just in time for Halloween, AMC continues its tradition of
horror with an all new series.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hey am I the only one who knows how to
work the coffee machine? Damn College aged kids would kill you.
Have turned the damn lights off. My last name is
not Rockefeller, you know. Hey, no, I'm not your chauffeur.
I used to walk everywhere I went.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Try it sometime from the people that brought you The
Walking Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, and a new Walking
Dead they haven't come up with a title for yet,
comes a show for the whole family, The Walking Dad.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh hell no, you're not wearing that outside this house.
He looks like a tramp.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Genie couldn't show her damn belly button on TV. And
I was a good old days. Oh you didn't get
what you wanted?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Crime me a river. Listen.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
When I was a kid, I was thankful if I
got an orange for Christmas and grateful turd. Good god,
am I the only one who knows how to flush
a toy. Let's light a match while.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're at it.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
He's dad, and he's walking the walk every Saturday night
before whatever railse amc is limping to the barn.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Bab here that smell Tormade a real singer, Not that
Justin bieber Laker, cardiac be or snoopy Dog.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
What the hell is for shizzle?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Idiots Hey, ringo, You're supposed to mow the grass, not
smoke it. Do you think they call it dope?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You want to cry?
Speaker 11 (20:06):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Because I can give you something to cry about. Let
me show you where the horse.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Bit me punk? AMC still cashing in on a show
that was a hit a decade ago? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
What garbage? Now? Gun smoke? That was a show kids
don't even know who met? Dylan is Bobuns.
Speaker 11 (20:31):
Walkie Dad Saturdays at eight on AMC. Watch it. I said,
watch it.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I heard you not sleeping nest in my eyes.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
I work for a living, you know. Yeah, there's a
kiss for you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Good morning. I got the big J on the radio. Yeah,
we've had a lot of requests coming in with a
heart and a Junior Nation band, loud of all hitting
up on the John Bonbilly Facebook page. Seeing what I
pulled out of my butt last week? Thank you very much?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Still there? So well anyway, yes, so hooy coming up.
Let me tell you what you can win on John
Boyd Jeopardy. Here in a minute, it's hunting season. Boys.
We got you a Happy Herd prize pack. Happy Herd
makes top quality attracting minerals and feed for deer, bear
and hogs. Click on the Happy Herd banner of the
Big Show dot Com intercoch JBB you'll get ten percent
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off of checkout, Hang on and play for it minutes.
But first bring in Hoyitt in the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band presents another musical
slice of life based on all our experiences. It's based
on a song about getting older written by mister John Mayer,
who's the insightful son of a good a bit too
young and party to appreciate the full depth to what
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he was singing about. Put some sixty five year old
trailer park boy stank on it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You get the full story. It goes exactly like this.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Gravity it's working against me.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Gravity wants to bring me down.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Oh I've lost some hair, packed on some pounds, and
broke my knees.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Make popping sounds. The bottom line, I don't feel worth
the fun.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Whoa whoa, Gravity it's working the kids me. Gravity wants
to bring me down. There rain no doubt. I'm old
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as hell. I kind of got that old man smells.
I guess you'd see. I'm about to fall apoon Prince
a lot of the problems of being old or self inflicted.
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And if anybody are to know that it's a junior
nation band. I mean we don't exercise, we drink way
too much, and we eat like Doc Brown selling up
the doloreon at the end the back of the future,
as good says Vitamins. Where we're going, we don't need
fight oh half as much. It takes twice as long.
(24:09):
I started out good and things go wrong. I guess
you'd see my warranties expire. Whoa, whoa, Gravity stayed a
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hell away from me. Gravity, it's taking better men than me.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
What could it be?
Speaker 10 (24:48):
It feels like Arthur ritis with the touch of ten tonight,
and that's for sure. Some ginger vide might be turned
to aline. We's final man, and Johnny, I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You what I'm going to doctor.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
Next week.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
I'll find out what it is and I'll report back
right to the song man Anheuser Bush Saint. Look.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh that's a very nice little tune there, boys. Thank
you right, well, let's play john Boy Jeopardy for the
Big Old Happy Herd prize pack. We found out yesterday
that back in mid Evil England, these pointed little tools
were considered a status symbol. Made them out of gold
and silver. Yeah, I'll go through the whole thing. It
was toothpicks, right. We still like them to this day.
(25:54):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. To this day, it is a
common practice for farmers in North then parts of China
to shave one of these and take it to bed
with them for warm.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
What's their wife?
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (26:12):
What's?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh God? What ain't under a big show? You told
free Live? We played joh Board Jeopardy next God Tuesday Morning,
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it's a make show on the radio five feature track
man to make show mid Box Axe like Halloween Swimmers Party,
they were swingers. Get the mid Box, had to make
dot com Right now, let's play Yes Live across America.
It's John Boy, Jess.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
And now a man who says he's never had to
shave anything he slept with, unless you count that time
in Daytona when the hotel was overbooked. And honestly, Marty's
not been the same since.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean, he's John Boy and I have Let's they
hated Dylan out of Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Dylan, Morning,
John Boy, Hell, little buddy, Why Dylan you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's jump
in here. And I was saying, to this day, it
is a common practice for farmers in northern parts of
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China to shave one of these and take it to
bed with him for warmth. I'd be a sheet, a sheet, Well,
let's see, is it sheet?
Speaker 7 (27:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You should just make, you know, a sweater or something
if they don't shave a sheep. Right, see, you're thinking, right, Hey, well, Dylan,
we appreciate you playing, buddy.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You have a great day.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, man, I say, we've got Bobby out of Crawford,
Alabama on the line. Good morning, Bobby, was guy? You
are Bobby? Dylan was guessing they shaved the sheep over
there in China to sleep with. Uh, what are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
They shave?
Speaker 16 (28:35):
Save that.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Big a pig. I heard show us a pig. To
this day they say clean shaving pigs are more comfortable
to sleep with. Of course, so we'll take their word
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for it. I don't know that there's.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Any better, but that may.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Be be caught for my health. Lipstick on the pig.
Heard that I don't know about perfume. All right, well,
let's let the pigs go Bobby, you did it, buddy,
prize packet, but old happy herd package head down to
Crawford for you. All right, man, sounds good, y'all. Have
it good and have a good waken when you get
around there to it all right, my buddy, hang on
with jacket all right, just playing next twenty minutes right
(29:34):
now at your news on the other side, remembering the raffer,
and then we gotta pop in. Listen a higgin.
Speaker 16 (30:10):
All right, enjoy this daylight while you can while you're
driving in because next week gon't be dark again at
dead blame daylight saving time starts. And if you're on
the road now, chances are you were up at five
or maybe before and sleep deprived.
Speaker 11 (30:26):
America.
Speaker 16 (30:27):
People are getting up earlier, going to work earlier. A
wide variety of indicators, from electricity usage to water consumption,
shows that more US households are starting their days before dawn.
In the last six years. PGM Interconnection, which supplies electricity
to more than fifty million people in thirteen states, so
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its largest uptick in usage between the hours of five am.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
And seven am.
Speaker 16 (30:54):
In Atlanta, Southern Company's peak winter electricity usage shifted to
seven am from eight am in two thousand and three.
Agua America, a water supplier for thirteen states, has seen
everything from toilets to washing machines starting up Earlier. Businesses
are taking notes. CNN and CNBC moved their main morning
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shows an hour earlier to six am. Office supplies Giants
Stables has shifted opening hours of some one hundred of
its stores to seven am from eight am after getting
the message from regional focus groups and customer surveys. The
shift to sunrise comes thanks to everything from heavier rush
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hour traffic to BlackBerry overload that has left pre dawn
as the last refuge for many people.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
In Phoenix.
Speaker 16 (31:44):
Skydive Arizona has seen a spike in pre work parachuting.
These are type A personalities, doctors, lawyers, says Jump Coordinator
Bepsy Barnhouse. Once they face their mortality in the morning,
they can just walk through their day.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
MS.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Barnhouse.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
You've got to back up on that statement, because folks
don't go out there jumping out of airplanes in the dark,
especially neophytes. For some people, that's simply a matter of
trying to beat the traffic. In the last five years,
the number of people leaving home between five am and
five thirty am increased by twelve percent, the biggest jump
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and rush hour departure times. I've been doing it for
twenty years now, and I say if I ever quit,
it will be because of getting up and driving thirty
miles to work in the dark. And just as it's
beginning to get daylight, when I leave home, daylight savings
time begins. So next week it's back to driving in
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the dark again. To the studio of the John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All
right on, huh you know we get to check out
the John Moore Millay facebook page. Realized short returning to
an influencer, what I got pulling out of my butts,
gonna be short living join me? Why you can't guarsy
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radio A portionately wrapping up at the end of this year. Well,
thank y'all want to give for all you done is
but ah yeah, we ain't going away right now. Let's
see in twenty minutes an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey. As we come up on the holiday Halloween,
Caesar well our boys saying Higgins is in the house.
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He's been chatting up the stenopool, smoothing the sales room,
and cozying up the snack lady. So I'm sure as
soon as he's fair his rounds he'll pop it.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Oh, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Miss
Potato Cakes, Jackie Babyberry on the monitor.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Use, man, has been a minute? What you've been up to?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Fair query, understandable inquiry, acceptable probity, or as the kids
put it, you're just playing nosey.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Bro, just curious. Well, if you must know, I must,
I must.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I have been on a.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Cruise romance on Naha says well, wish lucky lady, did
you take.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, I'm happy to say that I went stag come again,
stag alone, unaccompanied, independent of companionship. To use big words
you may or may not know, I was going to say,
single handed, But I've already heard all those jokes.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Right, So this was one of those singles cruises.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Negatory. I have been on the aforementioned singles cruises. I
was prepared for a week long bumping grind fest, devilish debauchery,
a boot knocking body rock and geese ringing jock and
throwdown thought. The entire adventure was how they say problematic?
How so, Well, my eagerness for the opportunity at a
plethora of heigh seas booty called hijinks clouded my critical thinking.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Please explain you see.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Jan boy, have you got a minute? You see, jan Boy?
When one signs up on a singles cruise, you are
isolated with four nine ninety nine other poor love starve
steps sabs who couldn't find the hook up on dry
land with normal people. I mean, if we wanted to
date other love lorna losers, we could do it ashore.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, have you tried other cruises?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I have tried them all. On the Star Trek cruise,
I met a sexy, voluptuous, romulent woman.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
She taught me for a clinging a clean an. Then
I went on a golf cruise.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
How'd that go? Well?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
The idea was to have a little four play alas
I found out too late that most of the female
golfers were well, let's just say the female golfers were
only interested in the other female golfers. Last year I
went on a furry cruise.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Wait in the furry somebody who likes to dress up
in animal costumes?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Man, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Ten for senior information that would have been useful earlier.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
What did you think of furry cruise was?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I just thought it was for people with extra body
here that came that turns me int?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
So what was his cruise? You just went on?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
It was a bruise cluse, a bruise cruise.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
What is that? Some sort of weirdness and mdal negatory.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
The bruise clues is a cruise for Japanese blues musicians.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
How'd that go?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Rowsy? But every time I hear led Luster played on
a Japanese guitar, I get allows and now I'm craving sacking.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, put those hormones to work and get out there
and work at steen old Pool.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
It's worth a shot.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
And the way I go, well, next time you're back
his way, be sure to hap in.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
I always know later theaters, good morning, big shows on
the radio, more big show right around the corner.
Speaker 17 (37:03):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
not their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Ain't gotten the gaze. Good morning, it's a big Shaw
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Speaker 5 (39:05):
Hang on o laybore ten minutes. Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Be busy.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Well Diary. It was a slam bang hollerween this year.
The grandkids were in from Oklahoma and wanted a real
Hollywood Halloween, so Crazy Frankie and I suited up and
hit the Boulevard of Broken Dreams with the snot gobblers.
Knock knock, knucklehead, give candy to the living dead. Don't
give me an apple, you old hag. Put a Snickers
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in my bag, trick me and I swear, by dog,
I'm gonna poop right out on your lawn.
Speaker 11 (39:40):
Dooty, dooty, fresh and pooty.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
In preparing to escort the aforementioned ankle biters, the crazy
One and I had to create an ensemble that would
reflect our view of Tinseltown. Frankie wore a pair of
red long John's with a brown overcoat and then smeared
mustard all over chest. He was going as a Pink's
Hot Dog. Personally, I prefer relish, but everyone has their
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own journey. As for myself, I thought about going full
drag as Caitlin Jenner and tell everyone I was a
Transformer Transformer tranny in disguise, but out here I'd be
just another senior switch hitter and a synthetic wig in
orthopedic heels. And the last thing I needed was Eddie
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Murphy hitting on me in front of the kids. So
I put on a flesh colored bodysuit, a Beverly Hills
Hotel bathrobe, and a bandolero with many bottles of wine
and prescription drugs. Crazy Frankie was the only person who
knew that I was Harvey Weinstein. I think the giveaway
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was a sign that I put in front of my
twig and berries that said pull lever for Oscar nomination,
Be a star, don't be a grouch. Plant your tail
of a caft in coucher y'ah. I try to talk
to the younguins into knocking on doors over there and
has been town because they got the best stuff. Morgan
(41:10):
Fairchild hands out of them homemade macaroons. She's usually wearing
something low cut, and them things have not stood the
test of time. Dave Coolier gives out cookies that looked
like Bullwinkle. But you got to listen to him do
his impression. Erkele drops gourmet cheese in your bag and says,
(41:30):
did I do that? And Tom size more, hands out
mini bottles and says he's dried out. They're usually full.
Speaker 11 (41:40):
But oh hell no.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
The kids wanted to hit the A listers, so off
we went. We're off to see the dead beats, the
chiefs Kates of Beverly Hills will get screwed in my alaboo,
and those hands of Barbara Hills hashtag glitter idiots. First
off was Tom Hanks's house. Once he got through security,
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he was standing there dressed as someone called David Pumpkins.
He was handing out real pumpkins and saying, any questions, well,
yeah for us, gump. How the hell is an anemic
seven year old in a walking cast, dressed as the
Hulks supposed to carry a ten pound pumpkin all night?
You want a couple of oscars? You can't come off
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the hip for a full sized kit cat. Then we
went over to Matt Damon's house and he gave every
one a bottle of water because, in his words, that's
a treat for the whole body. Hey, Jason Bourne, stupid,
I can get a drink out of the toilet. These
kids wanted three Musketeers. George Clooney was giving out tickets
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to his latest master piece of crap, Suburbico. Might as
well give him away. Nobody's buying them. George probably saving
his money for all that Grecian formula, George, George, George,
over the bungle. Watch for those terrible reviews you overrated, Jiggilow. Yeah,
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nothing impresses the kidd ohs like knock aty knocking on
the door and having Wyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 11 (43:11):
Answer yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
She's too damn skinny for me. I don't go for
the meth and Marlborough's look. She holds out a tray
full of individually rab brownies. She says they're vegan. The
kids started crying, way to go olive oil. Joey Behar
was giving out I'm still with her bumper stickers and
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key chains, and didn't go over too well with the
kid wearing the Hilary mask in prison stripes and handcuffs.
I don't know how we managed it, but we wound
up in front of a Ziz and Sary's house. I
thought I'd impressed the young ones and chat him up
in his native Lingo. He answered the door and I said,
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after the cops left, we headed over to Sean Penn's place.
Nothing says Holler. We like handing out pocket sized versions
of the Commonist Manifesto. We t peed his Highcienda and
he went out and re rolled it and sent it
to Cuba. The only place that there was no one
home was Kevin Spacey's house. That's funny, I thought he
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liked kids. We finally got back to home base and
checked our hall lord. It was pitiful, dried fruit, Bernie Sanders,
bobble Head granola, a mixtape, Love Beads, a handful of
carbon credits, and a copy of the Cara Top movie.
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We stopped by Walgreens and bought the kids a bunch
of Markdown sweets so the night wouldn't be a total loss.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
Hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
The best part of the night.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Was running into a bunch of people dressed as ghosts.
We all started yell booooo boooo. Found out later it
was a bunch of Muslim chicks and Burke is going
to Denny's.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Well diary.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Time for me to skidaddle. Kursty Ally and Me are
taking delt Burke, snack shopping at Costco and I'm the
only one with a pickup truck until next time. Diary
X's and O's Gary.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Boo seead Well already, let's do it. Beat the Blonde one,
ain't hundred big show you told? Free line We play
next
Good morning everybody. The big shows on the radio, hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down old my bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm the dumb boy and Billy Big show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Gog Do loving at them. It is Tuesday, October the
twenty first, Wake up, everybody. There's National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Lord.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I did like somebody just discovered pumpkin in the ad
agency world or something.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You know what it is.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
It's big pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Too hard.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Man, what is it? I like pumpkin cheesecake, I tell you,
is that right? I like punkin pie like growing up.
It's a good old punkin pie. Just leave it right there.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Ye, Pumpkin pie comes around in the fall, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But then, what what caused the pumpkin spice?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Big some pumpkin that's crazy? Yeah, man, we mad Max
was just on that punkin spy out of our bit bogs.
So it's still there dragging out. Or you're going to
celebrate National Pumpkin Cheese Cake. National Pharmacy Tech a big
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farmer in there. Reptile Awareness Day.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm sorry, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
What's wrong? The Reptile Awareness Day? Be aware of reptiles
and fall with leaves down.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
See something some Facebook posts where they'll say can you
find the snake? You know in this picture? They'll blend
in so yeah, Y'll be careful out there, copperheads and uh.
Then National witch Hazel Day, you're just tick graphic name
and sick gobberheads. That's a witch hazel day. They always
(02:54):
talk about that. On Andy Griffiths in Maybury witch hazel.
Remember the Morrison sisters that was running a steel out
of their flower shop and she just love the smell
of witch hazel. The hair val You're gonna be the
death of me. Ladies, don't go in barber shops. I'm sorry.
I love the smell of witches. Did you just have
a haircut, Barney, I can smell it, copperhead.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
My mom used to use witch hazel w mosquito bites
for me.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Actually, all right, let's get some witch hazel and celebrate safer.
I got three days and the history is saved up.
We walk, We'll get the winning beginning.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're wag Big shows on a radio. Good morning, Big
shows on a radio. Get the first prize pack out
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stay blue. We got our three days in history where
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we've got our categories. It was eighteen forty nine October
the twenty first. The first tattooed man. That was James O'Connell. Well,
he was put on exhibition at the Franklin Theater in
New York City.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You stand here for a while, Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Women were said to have fainted at the site.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, in the eighteen hundreds, women fainted just anything, a
heart breeze, boom, they're out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm mak an escalator. And it was at the World Fair.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
They went up five steps and they have women fainting
at the top.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You know, while you know it's the clothing they were.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
There's tight coursets and all that.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, this first tattooed man knocked a couple out. They
would be thinking, what's going on with the tough women
we got these days? You know, women tattooed all over man.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah, and down by the docks, women would faint and
fall into water and drown.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I'm not kidding you. That was a big deal. In
the clothing. Yeah, my clothing was very heavy and very restrictive.
Yoga pants. Don't call something like.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, i've seen a couple I've seen.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right, Well, let's move up to nineteen seventy two.
After seventeen years of recording rock classics, Chuck Berry finally
got a number one hit. Y'all know what it was.
I Want to play with my Danling. Yeah, stupid.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Just still can't believe that made it on the radio,
but I couldn't. I got fired for playing She's having
my Baby?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Are you kidding with that? Old Paul Lang? Yeah, he's wild.
Old Chuck had him one. Then, finally, nineteen ninety eight,
a thirty four year old spectator got two days in
jail for playing with a yo yo in an Oklahoma
City courtroom. Man said he was trying to quit smoking
and yo yo want to help them relax, but the
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judge wasn't impressed. All ride ass good. There's that three
categories one eight hundred big shows you told free Line
across America. We play out bursts. Next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio for your Tuesday, October
the twenty one, twenty twenty five. Our feature track went
to make show big Box. That's like Halloween Swingers party.
Thank you. I'd rather have a nap. Swingers is a
gay word. I have to do the Halloween ball playhouse
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and featuring double lettererships or mind were that I didn't Well,
let's get.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Again Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Board and Billy to give the prizes
from the big proSP Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Of this should really be a lot of fun when
you're playing Upberst. Have a lorry up and gainst time
you let the best time level big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Let's say hi to Matthew from Somerville, South Carolina.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Well shots, Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, John Boy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Buddy, you ready to get through these three categories?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Where's do it?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Good? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Give us three things you see in a theater? Ready
to go, movies, fingers damn, there you go. Now, give
us three rock songs, ready go, Smoking the Water, Born
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to Be Wild, Thunderstruck. All right, nice play last you
got to Matthew and for the wind. Three ways to
quit smoking, Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Medicine from a doctor, a nicotine patch or nicorette.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Gum bam bam, my.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Dear, good work. Matthew got the big o LS Tractor
price pact head down Summerville for you. All right, appreciate that,
go buddy.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wat a many hours op of your news all right,
heading towards Halloween time. Gotta call our agent Mary by
how muld you charge the whole of the house once we've.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
Heard them all?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good Juesday morning, and there's somebody show on the radio
our feature track from the Big Show Bent Box. I like,
all right, I told you about that good somebody to
get to the front desk over Red Hot this morning.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
Hello red Hot Town and Incorporated. Keeping women down in
low paying menial JOHNSONCE nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
Hey is this mister Bestow this year? Is Sean boyn
Billy here?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (10:17):
It sounds like Murray still hadn't come up with that
RaSE he promised you.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
You're amazing? Are you like that woman on the New
Start Truck Show? You know, the one that can tell
exactly what a person's feeling just by being around them.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, just always sound really ticked off. And I know
how cheap Murray is.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
Oh, and I don't think you can get me on
your side just by green. I know how you men operate.
I lost the Clarence Thomas hearings. I know all about
that dumb old boy network.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
That's the good old boy network. Yeah, yeah, listen, we
need to talk to Murray real bad here.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
And you just expect me to automatically get up and
get around the phone for you.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh geez.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
I don't want to sound pushy, but you are the receptionist.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
Oh sure, saw that up in myself. You remember this,
curly Me and the sisters are gonna rin and take
a rightful place in this society, forking it. We won't
be forever do we want?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
My goodness, a struggle going all over there?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Hello, Kimball, Murray love you?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Hey? What's with Zeio man?
Speaker 13 (11:26):
She seems a little testier than usual, if that's possible.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh, I don't mind how she's suffering from that common
complaint of women in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You mean PMS no BMW? Well what's BMW?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
It's a car and she's can't afford one on what he.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Gets paid her out here, Gimer, maybe should think about
giving her that race she've been waiting for since nineteen
eighty eighty.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
That's pretty good. Give her the race, and they say
you're not as funny as she used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The Hey who says we're not as funny as we
used to be?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh well, nobody says that. By the way, thanks for
stopping at the Halloween carnival at my nephew's school the
other day.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
Hey, my pleasure. You know your nephew was really cute
dressed up to look like me. But I thought you
said he was going to be a dinosaur.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
No, No, what I said was he was gonna dress
up as a big, slow beast that eats tons of
food every day and has a brain the size of
a walnut. Oh, easy mistake. But he did enjoy you
coming by, though.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well did the other kids get a kick out of
my pard?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I think a jolt is more like, what do you mean?
Let me tell you, babe, they were pretty shaken up
when you left. I think you may have overdone it,
you know, I mean, I mean these are pretty young kids.
They're easily frightened. In fact, I hear some of them
actually had nightmares.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But Murray, I didn't dress up in a scary costume.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
No, but you did eat lunch with him.
Speaker 13 (12:46):
I guess next you're gonna tell me some of the
kids may be scarred emotionally.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Emotionally, the way you were swinging that knife and walk around,
some of them were almost gone physically.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, I had a good time anyway.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
You know, I don't know why people are always talking
about school lunches not being very feeling.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I mean, I was stuffed when I left. Man.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
I heard somebody say that I'd only eaten as much
as the average fourth grader.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
No, no, no, babe, you heard that wrong. What they
actually said was you ate as much as the average
fourth grade.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
Oh ha ha yourself. Hey, can we get back to
our real business?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Hey, babe, Making Jimbo eats like a hippo joke pretty
much is my business.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
You have in mind, the business of booking John Boy
and Billy for public appearances.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh that, yeah, boy. And they said you'd be too
stupid to notice for it's a couple of more months.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Well I think you. Hey, who says I'd be too
stupid to notice?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Huh? Oh nobody said that though. Why wouldnybody say that?
Speaker 13 (13:39):
See Murray somehow, I don't think you're doing all you
can to get us out there in front of the public.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
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as the entertainment for next year's fish Camp jam and Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well what happened?
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Oh they were afraid of another stampede.
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Oh you mean our fans rushing to get close to us.
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No, you rushing to get close to the salt and
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Jimmy Swagger, I'll call him right back.
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Oh Jimmy Swagger, are you advising him about how to
handle the press?
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No, my nephew school's having a paper driver here. He
may I have a big pile of magazines you want
to that's Billy, I'm killing jim What call me?
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The jungle is my home.
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No.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two young Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's a Big sew on the radio, Tuesday, October twenty
first ten days from Halloween.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Just in time for Halloween, AMC continues its tradition of
horror with an all new series.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hey am I the only one who knows how to
work the coffee machine? Damn College aged kids would kill you.
Have turned the damn lights off. My last name is
not Rockefeller, you know. Hey, no, I'm not your chauffeur.
I used to walk everywhere I went.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Try it sometime from the people that brought you The
Walking Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, and a new Walking
Dead they haven't come up with a title for yet,
comes a show for the whole family, The Walking Dad.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh hell no, you're not wearing that outside this house.
He looks like a tramp.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Genie couldn't show her damn belly button on TV. And
I was a good old days. Oh you didn't get
what you wanted?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Crime me a river. Listen.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
When I was a kid, I was thankful if I
got an orange for Christmas and grateful turd. Good god,
am I the only one who knows how to flush
a toy. Let's light a match while.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're at it.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
He's dad, and he's walking the walk every Saturday night
before whatever railse amc is limping to the barn.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Bab here that smell Tormade a real singer, Not that
Justin bieber Laker, cardiac be or snoopy Dog.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
What the hell is for shizzle?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Idiots Hey, ringo, You're supposed to mow the grass, not
smoke it. Do you think they call it dope?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You want to cry?
Speaker 11 (20:06):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Because I can give you something to cry about. Let
me show you where the horse.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Bit me punk? AMC still cashing in on a show
that was a hit a decade ago? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
What garbage? Now? Gun smoke? That was a show kids
don't even know who met? Dylan is Bobuns.
Speaker 11 (20:31):
Walkie Dad Saturdays at eight on AMC. Watch it. I said,
watch it.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I heard you not sleeping nest in my eyes.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
I work for a living, you know. Yeah, there's a
kiss for you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Good morning. I got the big J on the radio. Yeah,
we've had a lot of requests coming in with a
heart and a Junior Nation band, loud of all hitting
up on the John Bonbilly Facebook page. Seeing what I
pulled out of my butt last week? Thank you very much?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Still there? So well anyway, yes, so hooy coming up.
Let me tell you what you can win on John
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off of checkout, Hang on and play for it minutes.
But first bring in Hoyitt in the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band presents another musical
slice of life based on all our experiences. It's based
on a song about getting older written by mister John Mayer,
who's the insightful son of a good a bit too
young and party to appreciate the full depth to what
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he was singing about. Put some sixty five year old
trailer park boy stank on it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You get the full story. It goes exactly like this.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Gravity it's working against me.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Gravity wants to bring me down.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Oh I've lost some hair, packed on some pounds, and
broke my knees.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Make popping sounds. The bottom line, I don't feel worth
the fun.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Whoa whoa, Gravity it's working the kids me. Gravity wants
to bring me down. There rain no doubt. I'm old
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as hell. I kind of got that old man smells.
I guess you'd see. I'm about to fall apoon Prince
a lot of the problems of being old or self inflicted.
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And if anybody are to know that it's a junior
nation band. I mean we don't exercise, we drink way
too much, and we eat like Doc Brown selling up
the doloreon at the end the back of the future,
as good says Vitamins. Where we're going, we don't need
fight oh half as much. It takes twice as long.
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I started out good and things go wrong. I guess
you'd see my warranties expire. Whoa, whoa, Gravity stayed a
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hell away from me. Gravity, it's taking better men than me.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
What could it be?
Speaker 10 (24:48):
It feels like Arthur ritis with the touch of ten tonight,
and that's for sure. Some ginger vide might be turned
to aline. We's final man, and Johnny, I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You what I'm going to doctor.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
Next week.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
I'll find out what it is and I'll report back
right to the song man Anheuser Bush Saint. Look.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh that's a very nice little tune there, boys. Thank
you right, well, let's play john Boy Jeopardy for the
Big Old Happy Herd prize pack. We found out yesterday
that back in mid Evil England, these pointed little tools
were considered a status symbol. Made them out of gold
and silver. Yeah, I'll go through the whole thing. It
was toothpicks, right. We still like them to this day.
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Today's John Boy Jeopardy. To this day, it is a
common practice for farmers in North then parts of China
to shave one of these and take it to bed
with them for warm.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
What's their wife?
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (26:12):
What's?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh God? What ain't under a big show? You told
free Live? We played joh Board Jeopardy next God Tuesday Morning,
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it's a make show on the radio five feature track
man to make show mid Box Axe like Halloween Swimmers Party,
they were swingers. Get the mid Box, had to make
dot com Right now, let's play Yes Live across America.
It's John Boy, Jess.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
And now a man who says he's never had to
shave anything he slept with, unless you count that time
in Daytona when the hotel was overbooked. And honestly, Marty's
not been the same since.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean, he's John Boy and I have Let's they
hated Dylan out of Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Dylan, Morning,
John Boy, Hell, little buddy, Why Dylan you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's jump
in here. And I was saying, to this day, it
is a common practice for farmers in northern parts of
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China to shave one of these and take it to
bed with him for warmth. I'd be a sheet, a sheet, Well,
let's see, is it sheet?
Speaker 7 (27:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You should just make, you know, a sweater or something
if they don't shave a sheep. Right, see, you're thinking, right, Hey, well, Dylan,
we appreciate you playing, buddy.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You have a great day.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, man, I say, we've got Bobby out of Crawford,
Alabama on the line. Good morning, Bobby, was guy? You
are Bobby? Dylan was guessing they shaved the sheep over
there in China to sleep with. Uh, what are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
They shave?
Speaker 16 (28:35):
Save that.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Big a pig. I heard show us a pig. To
this day they say clean shaving pigs are more comfortable
to sleep with. Of course, so we'll take their word
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for it. I don't know that there's.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Any better, but that may.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Be be caught for my health. Lipstick on the pig.
Heard that I don't know about perfume. All right, well,
let's let the pigs go Bobby, you did it, buddy,
prize packet, but old happy herd package head down to
Crawford for you. All right, man, sounds good, y'all. Have
it good and have a good waken when you get
around there to it all right, my buddy, hang on
with jacket all right, just playing next twenty minutes right
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now at your news on the other side, remembering the raffer,
and then we gotta pop in. Listen a higgin.
Speaker 16 (30:10):
All right, enjoy this daylight while you can while you're
driving in because next week gon't be dark again at
dead blame daylight saving time starts. And if you're on
the road now, chances are you were up at five
or maybe before and sleep deprived.
Speaker 11 (30:26):
America.
Speaker 16 (30:27):
People are getting up earlier, going to work earlier. A
wide variety of indicators, from electricity usage to water consumption,
shows that more US households are starting their days before dawn.
In the last six years. PGM Interconnection, which supplies electricity
to more than fifty million people in thirteen states, so
(30:49):
its largest uptick in usage between the hours of five am.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
And seven am.
Speaker 16 (30:54):
In Atlanta, Southern Company's peak winter electricity usage shifted to
seven am from eight am in two thousand and three.
Agua America, a water supplier for thirteen states, has seen
everything from toilets to washing machines starting up Earlier. Businesses
are taking notes. CNN and CNBC moved their main morning
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shows an hour earlier to six am. Office supplies Giants
Stables has shifted opening hours of some one hundred of
its stores to seven am from eight am after getting
the message from regional focus groups and customer surveys. The
shift to sunrise comes thanks to everything from heavier rush
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hour traffic to BlackBerry overload that has left pre dawn
as the last refuge for many people.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
In Phoenix.
Speaker 16 (31:44):
Skydive Arizona has seen a spike in pre work parachuting.
These are type A personalities, doctors, lawyers, says Jump Coordinator
Bepsy Barnhouse. Once they face their mortality in the morning,
they can just walk through their day.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
MS.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Barnhouse.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
You've got to back up on that statement, because folks
don't go out there jumping out of airplanes in the dark,
especially neophytes. For some people, that's simply a matter of
trying to beat the traffic. In the last five years,
the number of people leaving home between five am and
five thirty am increased by twelve percent, the biggest jump
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and rush hour departure times. I've been doing it for
twenty years now, and I say if I ever quit,
it will be because of getting up and driving thirty
miles to work in the dark. And just as it's
beginning to get daylight, when I leave home, daylight savings
time begins. So next week it's back to driving in
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the dark again. To the studio of the John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All
right on, huh you know we get to check out
the John Moore Millay facebook page. Realized short returning to
an influencer, what I got pulling out of my butts,
gonna be short living join me? Why you can't guarsy
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radio A portionately wrapping up at the end of this year. Well,
thank y'all want to give for all you done is
but ah yeah, we ain't going away right now. Let's
see in twenty minutes an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey. As we come up on the holiday Halloween,
Caesar well our boys saying Higgins is in the house.
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He's been chatting up the stenopool, smoothing the sales room,
and cozying up the snack lady. So I'm sure as
soon as he's fair his rounds he'll pop it.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Oh, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Miss
Potato Cakes, Jackie Babyberry on the monitor.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Use, man, has been a minute? What you've been up to?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Fair query, understandable inquiry, acceptable probity, or as the kids
put it, you're just playing nosey.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Bro, just curious. Well, if you must know, I must,
I must.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I have been on a.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Cruise romance on Naha says well, wish lucky lady, did
you take.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, I'm happy to say that I went stag come again,
stag alone, unaccompanied, independent of companionship. To use big words
you may or may not know, I was going to say,
single handed, But I've already heard all those jokes.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Right, So this was one of those singles cruises.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Negatory. I have been on the aforementioned singles cruises. I
was prepared for a week long bumping grind fest, devilish debauchery,
a boot knocking body rock and geese ringing jock and
throwdown thought. The entire adventure was how they say problematic?
How so, Well, my eagerness for the opportunity at a
plethora of heigh seas booty called hijinks clouded my critical thinking.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Please explain you see.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Jan boy, have you got a minute? You see, jan Boy?
When one signs up on a singles cruise, you are
isolated with four nine ninety nine other poor love starve
steps sabs who couldn't find the hook up on dry
land with normal people. I mean, if we wanted to
date other love lorna losers, we could do it ashore.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, have you tried other cruises?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I have tried them all. On the Star Trek cruise,
I met a sexy, voluptuous, romulent woman.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
She taught me for a clinging a clean an. Then
I went on a golf cruise.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
How'd that go? Well?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
The idea was to have a little four play alas
I found out too late that most of the female
golfers were well, let's just say the female golfers were
only interested in the other female golfers. Last year I
went on a furry cruise.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Wait in the furry somebody who likes to dress up
in animal costumes?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Man, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Ten for senior information that would have been useful earlier.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
What did you think of furry cruise was?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I just thought it was for people with extra body
here that came that turns me int?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
So what was his cruise? You just went on?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
It was a bruise cluse, a bruise cruise.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
What is that? Some sort of weirdness and mdal negatory.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
The bruise clues is a cruise for Japanese blues musicians.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
How'd that go?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Rowsy? But every time I hear led Luster played on
a Japanese guitar, I get allows and now I'm craving sacking.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, put those hormones to work and get out there
and work at steen old Pool.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
It's worth a shot.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
And the way I go, well, next time you're back
his way, be sure to hap in.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
I always know later theaters, good morning, big shows on
the radio, more big show right around the corner.
Speaker 17 (37:03):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
not their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
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Speaker 5 (39:05):
Hang on o laybore ten minutes. Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Be busy.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Well Diary. It was a slam bang hollerween this year.
The grandkids were in from Oklahoma and wanted a real
Hollywood Halloween, so Crazy Frankie and I suited up and
hit the Boulevard of Broken Dreams with the snot gobblers.
Knock knock, knucklehead, give candy to the living dead. Don't
give me an apple, you old hag. Put a Snickers
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in my bag, trick me and I swear, by dog,
I'm gonna poop right out on your lawn.
Speaker 11 (39:40):
Dooty, dooty, fresh and pooty.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
In preparing to escort the aforementioned ankle biters, the crazy
One and I had to create an ensemble that would
reflect our view of Tinseltown. Frankie wore a pair of
red long John's with a brown overcoat and then smeared
mustard all over chest. He was going as a Pink's
Hot Dog. Personally, I prefer relish, but everyone has their
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own journey. As for myself, I thought about going full
drag as Caitlin Jenner and tell everyone I was a
Transformer Transformer tranny in disguise, but out here I'd be
just another senior switch hitter and a synthetic wig in
orthopedic heels. And the last thing I needed was Eddie
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Murphy hitting on me in front of the kids. So
I put on a flesh colored bodysuit, a Beverly Hills
Hotel bathrobe, and a bandolero with many bottles of wine
and prescription drugs. Crazy Frankie was the only person who
knew that I was Harvey Weinstein. I think the giveaway
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was a sign that I put in front of my
twig and berries that said pull lever for Oscar nomination,
Be a star, don't be a grouch. Plant your tail
of a caft in coucher y'ah. I try to talk
to the younguins into knocking on doors over there and
has been town because they got the best stuff. Morgan
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Fairchild hands out of them homemade macaroons. She's usually wearing
something low cut, and them things have not stood the
test of time. Dave Coolier gives out cookies that looked
like Bullwinkle. But you got to listen to him do
his impression. Erkele drops gourmet cheese in your bag and says,
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did I do that? And Tom size more, hands out
mini bottles and says he's dried out. They're usually full.
Speaker 11 (41:40):
But oh hell no.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
The kids wanted to hit the A listers, so off
we went. We're off to see the dead beats, the
chiefs Kates of Beverly Hills will get screwed in my alaboo,
and those hands of Barbara Hills hashtag glitter idiots. First
off was Tom Hanks's house. Once he got through security,
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he was standing there dressed as someone called David Pumpkins.
He was handing out real pumpkins and saying, any questions, well,
yeah for us, gump. How the hell is an anemic
seven year old in a walking cast, dressed as the
Hulks supposed to carry a ten pound pumpkin all night?
You want a couple of oscars? You can't come off
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the hip for a full sized kit cat. Then we
went over to Matt Damon's house and he gave every
one a bottle of water because, in his words, that's
a treat for the whole body. Hey, Jason Bourne, stupid,
I can get a drink out of the toilet. These
kids wanted three Musketeers. George Clooney was giving out tickets
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to his latest master piece of crap, Suburbico. Might as
well give him away. Nobody's buying them. George probably saving
his money for all that Grecian formula, George, George, George,
over the bungle. Watch for those terrible reviews you overrated, Jiggilow. Yeah,
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nothing impresses the kidd ohs like knock aty knocking on
the door and having Wyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 11 (43:11):
Answer yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
She's too damn skinny for me. I don't go for
the meth and Marlborough's look. She holds out a tray
full of individually rab brownies. She says they're vegan. The
kids started crying, way to go olive oil. Joey Behar
was giving out I'm still with her bumper stickers and
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key chains, and didn't go over too well with the
kid wearing the Hilary mask in prison stripes and handcuffs.
I don't know how we managed it, but we wound
up in front of a Ziz and Sary's house. I
thought I'd impressed the young ones and chat him up
in his native Lingo. He answered the door and I said,
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after the cops left, we headed over to Sean Penn's place.
Nothing says Holler. We like handing out pocket sized versions
of the Commonist Manifesto. We t peed his Highcienda and
he went out and re rolled it and sent it
to Cuba. The only place that there was no one
home was Kevin Spacey's house. That's funny, I thought he
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liked kids. We finally got back to home base and
checked our hall lord. It was pitiful, dried fruit, Bernie Sanders,
bobble Head granola, a mixtape, Love Beads, a handful of
carbon credits, and a copy of the Cara Top movie.
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We stopped by Walgreens and bought the kids a bunch
of Markdown sweets so the night wouldn't be a total loss.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
Hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
The best part of the night.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Was running into a bunch of people dressed as ghosts.
We all started yell booooo boooo. Found out later it
was a bunch of Muslim chicks and Burke is going
to Denny's.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Well diary.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Time for me to skidaddle. Kursty Ally and Me are
taking delt Burke, snack shopping at Costco and I'm the
only one with a pickup truck until next time. Diary
X's and O's Gary.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Boo seead Well already, let's do it. Beat the Blonde one,
ain't hundred big show you told? Free line We play
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