May 6, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has this week’s “What to Watch”.. Married Man foils the plans of his arch nemesis, Separated Man.. - We check in with Hoyt to find out how Delbert did during Cinco de Mayo.. - We send Dub back to the golf course in an edition of John Boy & Billy Playhouse.. - Mark Packer checks in with this weeks update on the week in College Sports.. - We’ll revisit one of the pilot episodes for the failed TV series, “Life With Carl”.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a tip of the Big Show hat to Mothers Day with Ike Turner’s “Your Mamma is So Fat - Episode 1”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they won?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Goga?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Do do?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do Hunt, Get up, get that. It is Tuesday morning,
May sixth, the day after Sinco de Mayo. If y'all
doing okay, a couple hours Jack was Hoyt and Delvert
see how their tequila contest went. Speak softer softer, got
(01:19):
yourself paying that baby? Well with all the hooplah with
Sinko de Mayo yesterday we missed. It was Melanoma Monday,
one of the worst radio holidays. Two for Tuesdays and
Thursday Thursdays and.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's of course part of an awareness campaign during National
Melanoma Month, right raise awareness about skin cancer and hopes
are reducing melanoma diagnosis. Several spots cut off me, me too.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You know there's no pain, there's no you don't know
that it's a cancer.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
There's no So that's why you gotta get checked.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's wild. You got to do that if you hadn't,
especially you know, you get on me and fair skin, Tater.
I don't have to tell you about fair skin, but
out in the sun most of my life. Man, they
keep gunt it off. Billy Exat first, I said, you're
trying to escape. I don't know where they're sending me.
I'll meet myself later. I want to give a shout
(02:22):
out to doctor mcelgan. He is my skin dog, yours too, right,
and also Maddie my little boys. Yeah. So anyway, so
doctor mcelgan, good work.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I was asking him about Jimmy Buffett. You know Buffett
died of a rare type of skin cancer, asked me.
Told me today. Of course, I can't remember it, but
he said, it's very it's very difficult to diagnose. It's
easy to miss a diagnosis of this particular skin cancer.
So you need to get a professional there to look
at you and get that right. And he said, I
(02:53):
want just on finish. He said he's only had he's
got four cases of that type of skin cancer in Charlotte. Yeah,
all that and uh and they're all still alive. So
if you catch it, you know, you can something with it,
but you've got to catch it. So any kind of
skin cancer, of course, melanomas, I guess fast.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yeah, yeah, And the skin is your body's largest organ,
so I think it's attacked by cancer. It can go
a lot of different ways.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
And the reason the scans are so great is because
usually it's a small, small spec union and it's just unassuming.
You think it's just a freckle or it's just something small,
but it's normally the smaller.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And then and it's hard to tell you do you
see this dark mo?
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You see my dark mow?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Right?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I even had like like a doctor to a
regular doctors, Well, you you might want to get that
looked at.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I don't like the way that I don't like the color.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah yeah, so so did went in and doctor mccague said, no,
you're all right, yeah suspicious yeah yeah so anyway, so yeah,
so trust a professional. Don't go to her. Crazy uncle
says he's been around a lot of skin.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
It's melan On a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And Teacher Appreciation Day, we appreciate you teachers and you
nurses as well. Listen, Nurse Appreciation Day toos. All right,
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I was about the legs, Okay, based on the comments,
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Here's three dates in history we're going our categories. Oh
three A speedy bandit blazed through Dallas during the morning
rush hour, robbing nine businesses in two hours. The banded
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arm with a gun drove a Cadillac can robbed the
business every thirteen minutes. At least that three of the
businesses were donut shops. No one was injured in the robberies,
all right. Twenty twenty, an Irish organization repaid a one
hundred and seventy year old favor, raising over two million
dollars for US Navajo Nation and Hoppy Reservation who were
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badly affected by COVID nineteen oh.
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Think about repainted debt.
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The shock donations sent one hundred and seventy dollars to
eight Irish potato famine. As I look down because I
see how we're going to do this. Three things you
make from a potato? Oh? Okay, so I'm glad I
finished the Irish organizations.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Back in what eighteen or twenty?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
No, when the oh they helped out the Irish.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
One hundred and seventy years ago. Okay there you yeah,
all right, you got it.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I'm good now I'm caught up.
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Potato with you. This date in twenty twenty three, the
coronation of King Charles the Third at Westminster Abbey, London,
the first monarch crown in the UK in seventy years. Yes, okay,
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Speaker 9 (09:36):
Just the way you look at it, you look guilty.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Good more. Then there's a big show on the radio,
theaya's National Teacher Appreciation Day hit on that, and my
wife's side and the family man, they just loaded with
teachers all that, so uh yeah, appreciate them. And I'll
say it, what's talking about? You see the elin Trump's
(10:36):
got the little young geniuses on the doge going finding
ways from fraud and theft for the US government money. Yeah,
that was some of that one spent on the Department
of Education, spent like billions of dollars went and the millions,
and they rented out Caesar's palace. And I asked my nephews,
(10:56):
my niece's teacher, man do you all get to go
to that? Who gets to go to the death. Department
of Education rented out Caesar's palace for party. So I'm saying,
I don't know. It's the front line teachers that we
should that we're appreciating today, But must be the higher ups,
right the invitation?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
No more so you're saying before you appreciate a teacher,
ask if they've been to Caesar?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, just ask how do you get invited to these billions?
They pull it off the government and partying. Like you said,
I need to talk with that. I don't know, all right,
So did they know about it?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Did they know about you have to do it that way.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Same way we did. Watch the Geniuses on Fox News.
We don't watch Fox News. You ain't got half a
clue what's really going on?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio about
twenty minutes from the desk of Taylor Tayman News is
what to watch right now, Let's see who's on the
desk with our agent.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I mean where I kind of creplated?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Is this mister Pastow nervous?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
John Boynmiller here?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Wow? How can the stake at anything.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Anything? You'd care to talk about anything?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You care to hear about?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Not really there, so how.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Much time we stay here?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Work?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Look, come and doctor Murray.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I can definitely make that happen, because if you're talking
to him, it means you're not talking to me. Moorray,
Jim boy, I'm too come on taking up. I'm in
the middle of a hot game.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Thank you, and I jump. Yeah, morning Murray, just jagging
in to say he wasn't new with our career. Let
me get us nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh contray my high cholesterol. Gimme cap wearing fuzzball. That
high talent's market research team has just completed some highly
detailed focus groups about your little radio pageant over there.
Want to hear some bullet points.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You know, we're not too crazy about focus grooves. You know,
it's hard to trust a bunch of people that couldn't
say no to a guy with a clipboard at the mall.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I totally agree, which is why our guy with the
clipboard works outside the DMV. The DMV not everybody goes
to the mall, but we all need a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That means you teld you a lot of you know,
Spanish speak, people see.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
And thanks to Google translate. We were able to compile
their insights even though no one on the team can
actually speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So what'd you get?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
A bumper crop of insightful comments here, babe? Like this
one al hambre del sombrero s muri hablador in English.
That means the guy in the hat is quite talkative.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Is that one about me?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yes? It is up next s dot tn on techo
muri grande, which means this one has a very large bosom. Nope,
smarty March. Then there's four k oh no hoblo di
sul grand tazero or why does that one talk about
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his large butt? Mad Max goshure that one's also about smarty.
And finally Creo k el tero s l moss intell gente,
which means I think the dog is the smart one.
So your four lay a girlfriend is a big head
at the DMV.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm not sure any of those really news.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You know. Wow, That's why I did a section where
listeners shared their specific likes and dislikes about the show,
and this part was conducted entirely in England.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, what you got?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
All right, let's see here things the audience likes. Marvin Webster,
Mad Max Junior Nation Racing song, Ike Turner's Letters from Losers,
losing patience with an unproductive contestant on wordy word and
going it's a what, it's a what and Tater's girlish
(15:44):
little giggle.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Ah. All right, so what about their dislikes?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, here's the stuff they're not too crazy about. Allowing
astro Nerd to talk during more than one segment, allowing
astro Nerd to talk for more than fifteen seconds in
any segment, you examining the world of forty year old
church bulletins and Red Fred's girlish little bit. So in summary,
(16:09):
mo Tater less Nerd, and smarty Marty has a disturbingly
high recognition factor not related to his actual job.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, well the tay the truth. I think we already
knew all that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Ah, yes, but now you'll have pie shots to back
you up pie charts. Yeah, we also ask some questions
about pillars.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Nah, he does love pie.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Hey, look, I'll go over to full report with you later.
Have your machine call my machine and give my love
to Bobby, m Joe and Jimbo. What call me?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read
this all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. So sad, I
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feel so.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. No,
you gotta get out and go to work here, don't
miss some of the Big Show. You can catch up
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So my boy Randy puts it up that love the podcast.
I want to shout out to my board cuz. Oh,
by the way, when you go to the Big Show
dot com, get your name in half of My Wonderful
Thing Number one hundred and forty one, one of those
hardback copies of the book The Whole Truth About Screen
Turkey Hunting, according to Ronnie Couz Strickland, autographed by a
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Grand Slam holder, yours truly, John Board. I thought a
cap'n kid down the beats and Cuz with his podcast
Fist full of Dirt, that's to do with y'all. You
need to check out Mansey Oaks Fist full of Dirt. Cauz,
we're talking about Nebraska where he's taking his two grandsons
and trying to get their Grand Slam. Is that the
middle we got to marry him. That's where we got
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to marry him. Turkey and Nebraska, and Little Cranky got
him a rio. He said, oh, I couldn't kill the turkey.
I'm gonna kill the turkey, Little Cranky. But then and
Couz was I was talking about me. I hadn't had
a chance to listen to the whole thing yet, but
kid was saying, because that was the roost in Nebraska
where we went, we had a great time. And I
don't know if he's talking about the guy that made
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the motorcycle tank where they put Captain Field's ashes in
and buried them in the Bearing Sea. He was, of course,
one of the deliest catch captains that I got to
be friends with over the years. Phil Harris was Cuptain
Field there. But then that, I mean, it's so so
many stories that you meet small world. It really is,
(19:32):
well this really is. But anyway, so I want to
just plug Cousins podcast. Check out Marsey Oak's Fist Full
of Dirt if you look up the Roost, that's about
the Nebraska Hunt. So yeah, we'll all listen to it together. Kid,
Right after I listened to this show, I hear it's
pretty good. Right, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Coming up. We played John Boydjeparday we go do we
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it in minutes. Where right now of from the desk
of Taylor Tayman News is what to watch. Here's our girl,
Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yes, let's look and see what everybody was watching at
the box office this weekend. Marvel's Studio's Thunderbolts was the
top movie. I came in number one, making about seventy
six million domestically, and they did pretty well since they
took one hundred and eighty million dollars to make it,
so they're on their way. They're marking a solid start
to the summer movie season. After two weeks at number one,
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Sinners dropped to second place. A Minecraft Movie was third place,
followed by The Accountant two came in third place. Hasn't
quite made its way up to number one.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
And I'm sorry. Was that the first weekend of The Accountant?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
No, no, it's their second weekend. Oh, they actually dropped
to number four and until Dawn rounds out the top
five movies in theaters This Friday, Clown and a Cornfield.
It's a hard sounds like it local legend of Freendo.
The clown becomes all too real as teenagers started to
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go missing one by one before meeting spectacularly sticky ends.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
All right, add cornfields to the place's thigy bear will
not happen.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
You know, if you can't start disappearing, I would, you know,
check with the clown in the cornfield first. It'll be
a tough suspect.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I would sell the kids to stay out of the Cornfield,
but that's just a woman perspective. Also out Juliet and Romeo.
It's a drama romance musical.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Oh you know how the story of.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
So you all know the Shakespeare story of Romeo and Juliet.
It's going to be like that, but they're going to
add today's music. So it's kind of like n So
it's kind of like Knights Tale. If you remember Nightstale
from the late nineties with Heath Ledger.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
It just keeps getting worse. I mean, only way you
could make me not want.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
To go to that movie more is if they did
a halfway break for a math quiz howbould I.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Tell you that Rebel Wilson's in it? That doesn't help you.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Their tagline the Greatest Love Story of All Time set
to the Greatest Music.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Of Our Time.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Also released this weekend, Shadow Force, and it's an action movie.
Once leaders of a multinational special forces group called Shadow Force,
they broke the rules by falling in love, and in
order to protect their son, they have to go underground
in mayhem ensues Kerrie Washington Sterling K.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Brown in this All Right streaming What's New? What's coming
out this week? NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Full Speed is on Netflix. They have a new season
coming out Octopus Amazon. That's Octopus. It's the life cycle
of a giant Pacific octopus.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
So you can watch that.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Poker Face comes out on Peacock. It's a crime comedy
drama series. Uh.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
It stars Natasha Leone. You remember who Natasha leon.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
As all the commercial redheaded girl.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
That's right about a casino worker with unique ability to
detect lies and she solves various murder mysteries while on
the run a poke.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Poker Face on.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Peacock and her ugly sister Butterface.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Another that's a spin off, and Conan O'Brien Must Go
is on Max. It's a it's a travel show starring
Conan O'Brien. So it's a spinoff of his podcast Conan
O'Brien Needs a Friend. Uh So he used to apparently
do this part of his TBS show Conan.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
He would do travel fas. So it's a show all
about that on Max.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Okay, you're welcome. All right, Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boydjeopardy Review. Yesterday's question we found out
food scientists tell us it's healthy to eat about one
third of an ounce of this necessary nutrient daily, but
consuming more than four ounces at once could be deadly.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
What is salt?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Salt of the earth is what we're talking about? Okay?
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen fifty, Nash became
the first car company to offer this optional feature. They
were so confident in it they pre installed it in
forty thousand new vehicles, only to discover customers would not
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buy the cars unless dealers took it out.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Oh what is a backseat driver?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That's a good thiks what y'all got?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
One?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Eight hundred Big Show you told? Free line across America.
We play John Boyjeopardy next. Good Tuesday morning. There's a
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big show on the radio. When I featured track from
the Big Show, Bedbox acts like Yo Mama's So Fat.
Chapter one starts forget your words Fat Mama, and they
hit the bis box at the Big Show dot com
there right now, let's play yes live across America. It's
John Boy Japan and now a man who says, whenever you.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
See a man opening the car door for his wife,
you can bet that either the car is new or.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The wife he's jump boy. I am listening that's a hey.
And who got Larry is Larry out of Memphis, Tennessee.
Good morning, Larry, Good morning, Good morning, hell old buddy.
All right, Larry, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jebary this morning. It was nineteen fifty. Nash became
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the first car company to offer this optional feature. They
were so commonent in it they preinstalled it in forty
thousand new vehicles, only to discover customers wouldn't buy the
cars unless dealers took it out. What you're thinking, Larry,
I'm drawing a flank.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I'm going to say tilt.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Steering, Yo, the tilt staring. It's very scary, let's see,
and pretty hard to take out. Yeah, it don't be
a man of my new drug. I had to figure
it out.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's just a button. It will go up and down, in,
in and out. How about that? Oh, we can't hold money.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
There.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We appreciate you, but old Tayler, Yeah, I said, if
we need to put pictures of my cameo, of my
mossy oak blades, they're the precision rap. Well, I went
out to the park to take pictures, but I couldn't
find it.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Wayhew, do your big guys up there, I got it
a girl.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
All right, Hey, Larry, we appreciate you, buddy. You try
again anytime, Yes, sir, appreciate y'all. All right, man, let's
go to Nick. He's down in Charleston, South Carolina. Good morning, Nick,
Good morning. How are you doing? Good man? Well, Larry
got through drew a blank of tilt steering. So Nick,
what do you think it was? This optional feature in
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nineteen fifty? No, they didn't want it.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I'm gonna guess seat belt.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, let's see, is it seat belts?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
You know it is?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It turned out less than a thousand cars were sold
with him installed back then. But I I remember my granddaddy.
I'm not buggling up seat. Well, it could be a
fire and it wouldn't work. My dad was similar, but
he's like, if I have a wreck, I want to
get thrown clear legged. Nick down at Charleston winning the
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big Old Lag Tigers Prize pack will send you all
you loot there, Nick, congratulations, All right, long, I've been
listening since I was in seventh grade, and I just
turned forty a couple of months ago. Charlotte, North Carolina. Hey, then, Nick,
will appreciate you being with us, and it looks like
you turned out all right. I don't know, Jackie said, Man,
(28:51):
how old are we when Nick started listening? When it
was in seventh grade. He's just turned forty yo old.
Just realize, thanks a lot. I was right there with you, Nick,
You go a long time. Listen to y'all, to Benz,
we keep going. Good morning, listen, big show on the radio.
(29:49):
Salute all you dads taking you kids to school listening
to the Big show Man. It comes full circle like that, man,
Nick Man, listen to the show going to school. Now
taking your own kids to school listening. You're welcome. You've
been going as long as we can. You can grow up.
(30:09):
And you get a wife and he married and yeah,
and it's all downhill.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
End. Uh.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Now's time for our superhero married man, my readman.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
My readman drives around in a minivan. God, a wife
and some kids. It's a life's on the kids.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
There, there goes to Marie.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Man, how's he feel?
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Listen, dude, this part guys really school hanging on by
a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hay. There
there goes to married man, got a big gas, grew
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hard enough fo this car. Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood.
(31:13):
Married man him has no sing life.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'll let him do what a she says.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
It's about timing group married there's a screw you'll find
the married man.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Last time, married man and his sidekick college buddy were
at a local bar when they came face to face
with our arch enemy, separated man. Let's rejoin our heroes
as the taunts fly.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
You're a shadow of your former self, married man. You're
a sheep afraid to make a move without your wife's permission.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
You're crazy. Nobody tells me what to do. I'm my
own man. Hey, married man, phone, call the thing. It's
your wife, wife coming.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
I mean I'll talk to her when I get darn
good and ready. Okay, I'm darn good and ready over
that phone. Hello, Oh hi, honey.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Nothing. I was just getting ready to leave. Yeah. I
went to the store. Yeah I got your rice cakes.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (32:11):
I said I'm getting ready to leave. Yes, right now, okay, okay,
I'll be there in ten minutes. Okay, okay, five minutes.
Yes what oh me too? I did say it just
now Okay, I love you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'm glad I married you.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'm glad I said I love you. I'm glad I married.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Well.
Speaker 14 (32:44):
Separated man, you've lucked out again. My services are needed elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
The garbage cans full.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
Shut up, Hey, when you went to the store, did
you remember to pick up a can of pea whip?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Good one.
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Separated men, shut up, Get in the minivan, I mean
to the mini van partner as a hero in his
power college buddy, slink off into the mini van.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Little do they know the spink to tightening adventure that
I wait the tune it again next time when married
man faces the little woman, don't miss it, same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
go ahead, see we can get through the temptation trailer man. Hello, Hey,
is this away all alive?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Now?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Job boy? Better here?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Wait here are you?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Oh? Her?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Ain't no driving, no talking, mouth breathing, knuckle dragon wall
sitting and he haul looking prayer rising, not much doing,
no tea and Nebortt went out last night, had us
a beer or.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Twelve hull house Delbert.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
All that stuff, don't buy to delbort that boy can
put it away all that long, never break a sweat.
You just hitting bind in Daytona. Back in February, me
and him was sitting in this little bar down the
street from the Adams Wort one night. His Feller slides
up next to Debor and says, that's a mighty fine
looking earn hard hat you got on. You wear that
so you can park in the handicapped spaces now, as
(34:38):
you can imagine as a real conversation start. Yeah, yea.
I ain't want to get it out of hand there,
so I says, okay, let's all settle down here. Let
me buy us one. What you drinking there, buddy, he
says tekeeler ever heard of it? Deward says, yeah, drunk
a good bit of it too. Feller says, well buy them.
I'm from Texas. I bet you can't handle as much
(34:59):
as I can. Debard says, you gotta be kidding me.
I got you by a good forty pounds. I bet
you one hundred dollars I can match you two for one.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Feller says, well, I had now I been on to
take him to a thing at a time. So Debort
lays one hundred dollar bill on the bar and says,
bring on the noise, bring on the funk. And I
mentioned it's a little bit less. Yeah, yeah, So this
feller tells the bartender set up two shots. He grabs
one in each hand and goes bam bam, and he says, hm,
(35:29):
tell you what, give me one more, grabs the third
one bam, slams it down on the bar and says,
all right, there miss the two for one. Let's see
what you got. So the bartender lines up six shots
there on the bar in front of Debor. Well, sir,
his eyes got right big for a second. Next thing
you know, he gets up off his stool walks out
the door. Feller says, away, Aman, where's head going? I says, well,
(35:49):
I reckon. He just stepped out to get a breath
of fresh air. Look out the front window. Debart's headed
off down the street. So Tex kindly smiles at me,
says you, buddy's got the talking part down too bad.
He can't back it up. I says, well, you got
a mint six shots of tequila. That's a mighty tall
order and text says, hey is his idare? I didn't
(36:10):
really think He goes through with in no ways, but
one hundred dollars was too much to pass up. So anyway,
me and him sat there for about five minutes. He
finishes his drink, says, wow, a nice talking to you,
and reaches out for that hundred dollars on the bar
there just in a hand reaches out and grabs him
by the wrists. He says, hold on there, buddy, you
ain't wont that money yet. We look up. It's Debord.
He's back. He says, is that bench still on? Text
(36:33):
says sure, why not? So bartender lines them up again.
Debor takes him a real deep breath, starts pounding down
them shots bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam, does all
six of them, wipes off his chin, gets right up
in Texas face and says, hello, is ye Dad? It
the little tex can't believe it. He pushes his cap
back on his head, says Dad Burns's son, you tub
(36:55):
deb says, I told you so. Text pulls out his
bill for old Hans Debor five twenties. Is here you go, buddy.
He shakes his hand and walks on Now the bar,
I says, Devrett, that's pretty dang impressive. You okay, he says, yeah,
I think so. I says, well, let me ask you something.
When you got up and left the bar there, where
did you go? And never says, well, six shots. That's
(37:16):
a bunch of tequila. I had to run down to
that bar next door to make sure I could do
it first. He's what he lacks in brain power, he
makes up in livery. Hey listen men, Jose, Hey, Quervos,
fixing to go to work. You're gonna see here later on? Yeah, Well,
well you telling him? I said, uh huh, he'll know
what you mean. Y'all came straight up.
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Just check out my two favorite cracker John bro and
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The knob in the Cadillac.
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Never mind, he's out.
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio that a great
state of Texas was hopping over the weekend. Wasn't it
about Big Show Kid Stephen Curry and a old and
say Warriors winning Game seven beatn Houston. The weekend we
had to race at Texas Motor Speedway and then who
(39:10):
the man there winning them old Logano man. After getting
disqualified last week he won. That was back wins it
this week. Man got to hand it to the twenty
two cars, two Fords in a row, three only three
fourdths for the year. We talked, we'll get all that
covered with our man Doug Rice in a couple of days.
(39:31):
Let that sink in so a second. We had Scottie
Scheffler on the Byron Nelson. The PGA Golf tournament was
in McKinney, Texas, big showtown as well. So man so
was happening to have to raise. They had the PGA
and man Scottie Scheffler wired a wire. He led that tournament.
He finished seventy two holes, tied a PGA record at
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thirty one under par. He had a little butt. If
he had hit it the eighteenth hole, he would have
set the record all by himself. The Hobie board.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Yeah it's at golf is a hard game yourself.
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Well you might have a better well will nevermind, Thank
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rolls on.
Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
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Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
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Do Hunt, Get up, get that. It is Tuesday morning,
May sixth, the day after Sinco de Mayo. If y'all
doing okay, a couple hours Jack was Hoyt and Delvert
see how their tequila contest went. Speak softer softer, got
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yourself paying that baby? Well with all the hooplah with
Sinko de Mayo yesterday we missed. It was Melanoma Monday,
one of the worst radio holidays. Two for Tuesdays and
Thursday Thursdays and.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's of course part of an awareness campaign during National
Melanoma Month, right raise awareness about skin cancer and hopes
are reducing melanoma diagnosis. Several spots cut off me, me too.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You know there's no pain, there's no you don't know
that it's a cancer.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
There's no So that's why you gotta get checked.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's wild. You got to do that if you hadn't,
especially you know, you get on me and fair skin, Tater.
I don't have to tell you about fair skin, but
out in the sun most of my life. Man, they
keep gunt it off. Billy Exat first, I said, you're
trying to escape. I don't know where they're sending me.
I'll meet myself later. I want to give a shout
(02:22):
out to doctor mcelgan. He is my skin dog, yours too, right,
and also Maddie my little boys. Yeah. So anyway, so
doctor mcelgan, good work.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I was asking him about Jimmy Buffett. You know Buffett
died of a rare type of skin cancer, asked me.
Told me today. Of course, I can't remember it, but
he said, it's very it's very difficult to diagnose. It's
easy to miss a diagnosis of this particular skin cancer.
So you need to get a professional there to look
at you and get that right. And he said, I
(02:53):
want just on finish. He said he's only had he's
got four cases of that type of skin cancer in Charlotte. Yeah,
all that and uh and they're all still alive. So
if you catch it, you know, you can something with it,
but you've got to catch it. So any kind of
skin cancer, of course, melanomas, I guess fast.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yeah, yeah, And the skin is your body's largest organ,
so I think it's attacked by cancer. It can go
a lot of different ways.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
And the reason the scans are so great is because
usually it's a small, small spec union and it's just unassuming.
You think it's just a freckle or it's just something small,
but it's normally the smaller.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And then and it's hard to tell you do you
see this dark mo?
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You see my dark mow?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Right?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I even had like like a doctor to a
regular doctors, Well, you you might want to get that
looked at.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I don't like the way that I don't like the color.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah yeah, so so did went in and doctor mccague said, no,
you're all right, yeah suspicious yeah yeah so anyway, so yeah,
so trust a professional. Don't go to her. Crazy uncle
says he's been around a lot of skin.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
It's melan On a Tuesday.
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And Teacher Appreciation Day, we appreciate you teachers and you
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all right. Twenty twenty, an Irish organization repaid a one
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The shock donations sent one hundred and seventy dollars to
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see how we're going to do this. Three things you
make from a potato? Oh? Okay, so I'm glad I
finished the Irish organizations.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Back in what eighteen or twenty?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
No, when the oh they helped out the Irish.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
One hundred and seventy years ago. Okay there you yeah,
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I'm good now I'm caught up.
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Potato with you. This date in twenty twenty three, the
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Speaker 9 (09:36):
Just the way you look at it, you look guilty.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Good more. Then there's a big show on the radio,
theaya's National Teacher Appreciation Day hit on that, and my
wife's side and the family man, they just loaded with
teachers all that, so uh yeah, appreciate them. And I'll
say it, what's talking about? You see the elin Trump's
(10:36):
got the little young geniuses on the doge going finding
ways from fraud and theft for the US government money. Yeah,
that was some of that one spent on the Department
of Education, spent like billions of dollars went and the millions,
and they rented out Caesar's palace. And I asked my nephews,
(10:56):
my niece's teacher, man do you all get to go
to that? Who gets to go to the death. Department
of Education rented out Caesar's palace for party. So I'm saying,
I don't know. It's the front line teachers that we
should that we're appreciating today, But must be the higher ups,
right the invitation?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
No more so you're saying before you appreciate a teacher,
ask if they've been to Caesar?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, just ask how do you get invited to these billions?
They pull it off the government and partying. Like you said,
I need to talk with that. I don't know, all right,
So did they know about it?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Did they know about you have to do it that way.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Same way we did. Watch the Geniuses on Fox News.
We don't watch Fox News. You ain't got half a
clue what's really going on?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio about
twenty minutes from the desk of Taylor Tayman News is
what to watch right now, Let's see who's on the
desk with our agent.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I mean where I kind of creplated?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Is this mister Pastow nervous?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
John Boynmiller here?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Wow? How can the stake at anything.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Anything? You'd care to talk about anything?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You care to hear about?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Not really there, so how.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Much time we stay here?
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Work?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Look, come and doctor Murray.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I can definitely make that happen, because if you're talking
to him, it means you're not talking to me. Moorray,
Jim boy, I'm too come on taking up. I'm in
the middle of a hot game.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Thank you, and I jump. Yeah, morning Murray, just jagging
in to say he wasn't new with our career. Let
me get us nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh contray my high cholesterol. Gimme cap wearing fuzzball. That
high talent's market research team has just completed some highly
detailed focus groups about your little radio pageant over there.
Want to hear some bullet points.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You know, we're not too crazy about focus grooves. You know,
it's hard to trust a bunch of people that couldn't
say no to a guy with a clipboard at the mall.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I totally agree, which is why our guy with the
clipboard works outside the DMV. The DMV not everybody goes
to the mall, but we all need a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That means you teld you a lot of you know,
Spanish speak, people see.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
And thanks to Google translate. We were able to compile
their insights even though no one on the team can
actually speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So what'd you get?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
A bumper crop of insightful comments here, babe? Like this
one al hambre del sombrero s muri hablador in English.
That means the guy in the hat is quite talkative.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Is that one about me?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yes? It is up next s dot tn on techo
muri grande, which means this one has a very large bosom. Nope,
smarty March. Then there's four k oh no hoblo di
sul grand tazero or why does that one talk about
(14:49):
his large butt? Mad Max goshure that one's also about smarty.
And finally Creo k el tero s l moss intell gente,
which means I think the dog is the smart one.
So your four lay a girlfriend is a big head
at the DMV.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm not sure any of those really news.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You know. Wow, That's why I did a section where
listeners shared their specific likes and dislikes about the show,
and this part was conducted entirely in England.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, what you got?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
All right, let's see here things the audience likes. Marvin Webster,
Mad Max Junior Nation Racing song, Ike Turner's Letters from Losers,
losing patience with an unproductive contestant on wordy word and
going it's a what, it's a what and Tater's girlish
(15:44):
little giggle.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Ah. All right, so what about their dislikes?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, here's the stuff they're not too crazy about. Allowing
astro Nerd to talk during more than one segment, allowing
astro Nerd to talk for more than fifteen seconds in
any segment, you examining the world of forty year old
church bulletins and Red Fred's girlish little bit. So in summary,
(16:09):
mo Tater less Nerd, and smarty Marty has a disturbingly
high recognition factor not related to his actual job.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, well the tay the truth. I think we already
knew all that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Ah, yes, but now you'll have pie shots to back
you up pie charts. Yeah, we also ask some questions
about pillars.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Nah, he does love pie.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Hey, look, I'll go over to full report with you later.
Have your machine call my machine and give my love
to Bobby, m Joe and Jimbo. What call me?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read
this all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
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Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. So sad, I
(17:05):
feel so.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. No,
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So my boy Randy puts it up that love the podcast.
I want to shout out to my board cuz. Oh,
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Grand Slam holder, yours truly, John Board. I thought a
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Fist full of Dirt, that's to do with y'all. You
need to check out Mansey Oaks Fist full of Dirt. Cauz,
we're talking about Nebraska where he's taking his two grandsons
and trying to get their Grand Slam. Is that the
middle we got to marry him. That's where we got
(18:51):
to marry him. Turkey and Nebraska, and Little Cranky got
him a rio. He said, oh, I couldn't kill the turkey.
I'm gonna kill the turkey, Little Cranky. But then and
Couz was I was talking about me. I hadn't had
a chance to listen to the whole thing yet, but
kid was saying, because that was the roost in Nebraska
where we went, we had a great time. And I
don't know if he's talking about the guy that made
(19:12):
the motorcycle tank where they put Captain Field's ashes in
and buried them in the Bearing Sea. He was, of course,
one of the deliest catch captains that I got to
be friends with over the years. Phil Harris was Cuptain
Field there. But then that, I mean, it's so so
many stories that you meet small world. It really is,
(19:32):
well this really is. But anyway, so I want to
just plug Cousins podcast. Check out Marsey Oak's Fist Full
of Dirt if you look up the Roost, that's about
the Nebraska Hunt. So yeah, we'll all listen to it together. Kid,
Right after I listened to this show, I hear it's
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it in minutes. Where right now of from the desk
of Taylor Tayman News is what to watch. Here's our girl,
Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yes, let's look and see what everybody was watching at
the box office this weekend. Marvel's Studio's Thunderbolts was the
top movie. I came in number one, making about seventy
six million domestically, and they did pretty well since they
took one hundred and eighty million dollars to make it,
so they're on their way. They're marking a solid start
to the summer movie season. After two weeks at number one,
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Sinners dropped to second place. A Minecraft Movie was third place,
followed by The Accountant two came in third place. Hasn't
quite made its way up to number one.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
And I'm sorry. Was that the first weekend of The Accountant?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
No, no, it's their second weekend. Oh, they actually dropped
to number four and until Dawn rounds out the top
five movies in theaters This Friday, Clown and a Cornfield.
It's a hard sounds like it local legend of Freendo.
The clown becomes all too real as teenagers started to
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go missing one by one before meeting spectacularly sticky ends.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
All right, add cornfields to the place's thigy bear will
not happen.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
You know, if you can't start disappearing, I would, you know,
check with the clown in the cornfield first. It'll be
a tough suspect.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I would sell the kids to stay out of the Cornfield,
but that's just a woman perspective. Also out Juliet and Romeo.
It's a drama romance musical.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Oh you know how the story of.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
So you all know the Shakespeare story of Romeo and Juliet.
It's going to be like that, but they're going to
add today's music. So it's kind of like n So
it's kind of like Knights Tale. If you remember Nightstale
from the late nineties with Heath Ledger.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
It just keeps getting worse. I mean, only way you
could make me not want.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
To go to that movie more is if they did
a halfway break for a math quiz howbould I.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Tell you that Rebel Wilson's in it? That doesn't help you.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Their tagline the Greatest Love Story of All Time set
to the Greatest Music.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Of Our Time.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Also released this weekend, Shadow Force, and it's an action movie.
Once leaders of a multinational special forces group called Shadow Force,
they broke the rules by falling in love, and in
order to protect their son, they have to go underground
in mayhem ensues Kerrie Washington Sterling K.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Brown in this All Right streaming What's New? What's coming
out this week? NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Full Speed is on Netflix. They have a new season
coming out Octopus Amazon. That's Octopus. It's the life cycle
of a giant Pacific octopus.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
So you can watch that.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Poker Face comes out on Peacock. It's a crime comedy
drama series. Uh.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
It stars Natasha Leone. You remember who Natasha leon.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
As all the commercial redheaded girl.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
That's right about a casino worker with unique ability to
detect lies and she solves various murder mysteries while on
the run a poke.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Poker Face on.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Peacock and her ugly sister Butterface.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Another that's a spin off, and Conan O'Brien Must Go
is on Max. It's a it's a travel show starring
Conan O'Brien. So it's a spinoff of his podcast Conan
O'Brien Needs a Friend. Uh So he used to apparently
do this part of his TBS show Conan.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
He would do travel fas. So it's a show all
about that on Max.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Okay, you're welcome. All right, Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boydjeopardy Review. Yesterday's question we found out
food scientists tell us it's healthy to eat about one
third of an ounce of this necessary nutrient daily, but
consuming more than four ounces at once could be deadly.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
What is salt?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Salt of the earth is what we're talking about? Okay?
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen fifty, Nash became
the first car company to offer this optional feature. They
were so confident in it they pre installed it in
forty thousand new vehicles, only to discover customers would not
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buy the cars unless dealers took it out.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Oh what is a backseat driver?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That's a good thiks what y'all got?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
One?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Eight hundred Big Show you told? Free line across America.
We play John Boyjeopardy next. Good Tuesday morning. There's a
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big show on the radio. When I featured track from
the Big Show, Bedbox acts like Yo Mama's So Fat.
Chapter one starts forget your words Fat Mama, and they
hit the bis box at the Big Show dot com
there right now, let's play yes live across America. It's
John Boy Japan and now a man who says, whenever you.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
See a man opening the car door for his wife,
you can bet that either the car is new or.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The wife he's jump boy. I am listening that's a hey.
And who got Larry is Larry out of Memphis, Tennessee.
Good morning, Larry, Good morning, Good morning, hell old buddy.
All right, Larry, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jebary this morning. It was nineteen fifty. Nash became
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the first car company to offer this optional feature. They
were so commonent in it they preinstalled it in forty
thousand new vehicles, only to discover customers wouldn't buy the
cars unless dealers took it out. What you're thinking, Larry,
I'm drawing a flank.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I'm going to say tilt.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Steering, Yo, the tilt staring. It's very scary, let's see,
and pretty hard to take out. Yeah, it don't be
a man of my new drug. I had to figure
it out.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's just a button. It will go up and down, in,
in and out. How about that? Oh, we can't hold money.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
There.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We appreciate you, but old Tayler, Yeah, I said, if
we need to put pictures of my cameo, of my
mossy oak blades, they're the precision rap. Well, I went
out to the park to take pictures, but I couldn't
find it.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Wayhew, do your big guys up there, I got it
a girl.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
All right, Hey, Larry, we appreciate you, buddy. You try
again anytime, Yes, sir, appreciate y'all. All right, man, let's
go to Nick. He's down in Charleston, South Carolina. Good morning, Nick,
Good morning. How are you doing? Good man? Well, Larry
got through drew a blank of tilt steering. So Nick,
what do you think it was? This optional feature in
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nineteen fifty? No, they didn't want it.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I'm gonna guess seat belt.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, let's see, is it seat belts?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
You know it is?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It turned out less than a thousand cars were sold
with him installed back then. But I I remember my granddaddy.
I'm not buggling up seat. Well, it could be a
fire and it wouldn't work. My dad was similar, but
he's like, if I have a wreck, I want to
get thrown clear legged. Nick down at Charleston winning the
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big Old Lag Tigers Prize pack will send you all
you loot there, Nick, congratulations, All right, long, I've been
listening since I was in seventh grade, and I just
turned forty a couple of months ago. Charlotte, North Carolina. Hey, then, Nick,
will appreciate you being with us, and it looks like
you turned out all right. I don't know, Jackie said, Man,
(28:51):
how old are we when Nick started listening? When it
was in seventh grade. He's just turned forty yo old.
Just realize, thanks a lot. I was right there with you, Nick,
You go a long time. Listen to y'all, to Benz,
we keep going. Good morning, listen, big show on the radio.
(29:49):
Salute all you dads taking you kids to school listening
to the Big show Man. It comes full circle like that, man,
Nick Man, listen to the show going to school. Now
taking your own kids to school listening. You're welcome. You've
been going as long as we can. You can grow up.
(30:09):
And you get a wife and he married and yeah,
and it's all downhill.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
End. Uh.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Now's time for our superhero married man, my readman.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
My readman drives around in a minivan. God, a wife
and some kids. It's a life's on the kids.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
There, there goes to Marie.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Man, how's he feel?
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Listen, dude, this part guys really school hanging on by
a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hay. There
there goes to married man, got a big gas, grew
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hard enough fo this car. Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood.
(31:13):
Married man him has no sing life.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'll let him do what a she says.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
It's about timing group married there's a screw you'll find
the married man.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Last time, married man and his sidekick college buddy were
at a local bar when they came face to face
with our arch enemy, separated man. Let's rejoin our heroes
as the taunts fly.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
You're a shadow of your former self, married man. You're
a sheep afraid to make a move without your wife's permission.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
You're crazy. Nobody tells me what to do. I'm my
own man. Hey, married man, phone, call the thing. It's
your wife, wife coming.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
I mean I'll talk to her when I get darn
good and ready. Okay, I'm darn good and ready over
that phone. Hello, Oh hi, honey.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Nothing. I was just getting ready to leave. Yeah. I
went to the store. Yeah I got your rice cakes.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (32:11):
I said I'm getting ready to leave. Yes, right now, okay, okay,
I'll be there in ten minutes. Okay, okay, five minutes.
Yes what oh me too? I did say it just
now Okay, I love you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'm glad I married you.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'm glad I said I love you. I'm glad I married.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Well.
Speaker 14 (32:44):
Separated man, you've lucked out again. My services are needed elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
The garbage cans full.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
Shut up, Hey, when you went to the store, did
you remember to pick up a can of pea whip?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Good one.
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Separated men, shut up, Get in the minivan, I mean
to the mini van partner as a hero in his
power college buddy, slink off into the mini van.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Little do they know the spink to tightening adventure that
I wait the tune it again next time when married
man faces the little woman, don't miss it, same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
go ahead, see we can get through the temptation trailer man. Hello, Hey,
is this away all alive?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Now?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Job boy? Better here?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Wait here are you?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Oh? Her?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Ain't no driving, no talking, mouth breathing, knuckle dragon wall
sitting and he haul looking prayer rising, not much doing,
no tea and Nebortt went out last night, had us
a beer or.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Twelve hull house Delbert.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
All that stuff, don't buy to delbort that boy can
put it away all that long, never break a sweat.
You just hitting bind in Daytona. Back in February, me
and him was sitting in this little bar down the
street from the Adams Wort one night. His Feller slides
up next to Debor and says, that's a mighty fine
looking earn hard hat you got on. You wear that
so you can park in the handicapped spaces now, as
(34:38):
you can imagine as a real conversation start. Yeah, yea.
I ain't want to get it out of hand there,
so I says, okay, let's all settle down here. Let
me buy us one. What you drinking there, buddy, he
says tekeeler ever heard of it? Deward says, yeah, drunk
a good bit of it too. Feller says, well buy them.
I'm from Texas. I bet you can't handle as much
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as I can. Debard says, you gotta be kidding me.
I got you by a good forty pounds. I bet
you one hundred dollars I can match you two for one.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Feller says, well, I had now I been on to
take him to a thing at a time. So Debort
lays one hundred dollar bill on the bar and says,
bring on the noise, bring on the funk. And I
mentioned it's a little bit less. Yeah, yeah, So this
feller tells the bartender set up two shots. He grabs
one in each hand and goes bam bam, and he says, hm,
(35:29):
tell you what, give me one more, grabs the third
one bam, slams it down on the bar and says,
all right, there miss the two for one. Let's see
what you got. So the bartender lines up six shots
there on the bar in front of Debor. Well, sir,
his eyes got right big for a second. Next thing
you know, he gets up off his stool walks out
the door. Feller says, away, Aman, where's head going? I says, well,
(35:49):
I reckon. He just stepped out to get a breath
of fresh air. Look out the front window. Debart's headed
off down the street. So Tex kindly smiles at me,
says you, buddy's got the talking part down too bad.
He can't back it up. I says, well, you got
a mint six shots of tequila. That's a mighty tall
order and text says, hey is his idare? I didn't
(36:10):
really think He goes through with in no ways, but
one hundred dollars was too much to pass up. So anyway,
me and him sat there for about five minutes. He
finishes his drink, says, wow, a nice talking to you,
and reaches out for that hundred dollars on the bar
there just in a hand reaches out and grabs him
by the wrists. He says, hold on there, buddy, you
ain't wont that money yet. We look up. It's Debord.
He's back. He says, is that bench still on? Text
(36:33):
says sure, why not? So bartender lines them up again.
Debor takes him a real deep breath, starts pounding down
them shots bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam, does all
six of them, wipes off his chin, gets right up
in Texas face and says, hello, is ye Dad? It
the little tex can't believe it. He pushes his cap
back on his head, says Dad Burns's son, you tub
(36:55):
deb says, I told you so. Text pulls out his
bill for old Hans Debor five twenties. Is here you go, buddy.
He shakes his hand and walks on Now the bar,
I says, Devrett, that's pretty dang impressive. You okay, he says, yeah,
I think so. I says, well, let me ask you something.
When you got up and left the bar there, where
did you go? And never says, well, six shots. That's
(37:16):
a bunch of tequila. I had to run down to
that bar next door to make sure I could do
it first. He's what he lacks in brain power, he
makes up in livery. Hey listen men, Jose, Hey, Quervos,
fixing to go to work. You're gonna see here later on? Yeah, Well,
well you telling him? I said, uh huh, he'll know
what you mean. Y'all came straight up.
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Good more than everybody more, Big show to come? Hang
where you are?
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Yo?
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What's up?
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This is I and for all of five while one
you need on all things red neck.
Speaker 15 (37:56):
Just check out my two favorite cracker John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
The knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's a big show on the radio that a great
state of Texas was hopping over the weekend. Wasn't it
about Big Show Kid Stephen Curry and a old and
say Warriors winning Game seven beatn Houston. The weekend we
had to race at Texas Motor Speedway and then who
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the man there winning them old Logano man. After getting
disqualified last week he won. That was back wins it
this week. Man got to hand it to the twenty
two cars, two Fords in a row, three only three
fourdths for the year. We talked, we'll get all that
covered with our man Doug Rice in a couple of days.
(39:31):
Let that sink in so a second. We had Scottie
Scheffler on the Byron Nelson. The PGA Golf tournament was
in McKinney, Texas, big showtown as well. So man so
was happening to have to raise. They had the PGA
and man Scottie Scheffler wired a wire. He led that tournament.
He finished seventy two holes, tied a PGA record at
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thirty one under par. He had a little butt. If
he had hit it the eighteenth hole, he would have
set the record all by himself. The Hobie board.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Yeah it's at golf is a hard game yourself.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well you might have a better well will nevermind, Thank
for trying to set me up. Okay, all right? But
we will have fun on the golf course the way
we like to do it with the best golfer we
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