February 11, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we fulfill a request for some songs from the late great Robert D. Raiford beginning with his rendition of “My Favorite Things.. - Tater plans out our week with What to Watch.. - Phil McCracken honors Bobby Boris Picket with a twisted version of his Monster Mash hit.. - Ike Turner has some solid advice for the men who are struggling to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift.. - the Grumpy Old Man rants on fake boobs.. - and Marvin Webster will wrap things up for us…
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You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
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Hey, hey listener, my name is man Folly. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
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I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the big show.
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When I wake up in a vein.
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River, go on and laugh.
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Van Adam it is two one one too old, too five.
See that makes you think when you before you wake up.
You know, God was he telling, oh, it's a day.
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It frustrates me. It doesn't make me.
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Veh God, I don't want to prostrage you. Let's give
you some national days. You want to get up and
get in the middle of National Peppermint Paddy Day?
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Yeah?
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National shut in Visitation Day? I mean church is always
that's where you'd hear shut is that's our second shut
in visitation?
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Pray for that would do that.
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then my feet's ten times that bit.
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Some ladies shoes for a wonderful day.
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before the Grammy Awards. She had become one of the
most popular and celebrated singers in her early career, but
was plagued by substance abuse in her later luck.
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I forgot that was before the Grammys. Yeah, all right.
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endangered for the first time in Queensland New South Wales
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That's the koala bear, I guess.
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just koala?
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All right, told you we're gonna have some fun with
old Rayford tunes throughout the morning. The first one, if
you will, races favorite things only on the.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Side of your news.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Good Morning makes shows on the radio, The late great
Robert do you mad us feel good?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
In his own special way? Didn't he? And our listeners too.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We got a couple of listener mixes Rayford songs coming
up this morning. Well we start things off something to
make you feel good, first thing in the morning. And
Rayford did all this by himself, no help at all,
even with the lyrics.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Who I'd hit It?
Speaker 11 (08:27):
Elux and those drops and two of us Adventures Walkers
and Handrails and Shiny and New Dentures.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Bondoz of magazine sied up with streams. These are a
few of.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
My favorite these.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Big giant buicks and bifocal glasses, big senior discounts and
cheat movie passes, personalal golf carts and porches with swings.
These are a few of my favor things. Poor thirty
comes and it's time to eat dinner. Edmond Mayn tells
(09:04):
you you might be a winner. No need to rush.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
When the telephone rings, These are a few of my
favorite things. When the pipes leap, when the bones creak
and the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite
things and that.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
I don't feel so bad.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Sweet tea and prune juice and pants for your bunions,
No spicy hot food, nothing with onions, new senior centers
and hot musy bring These are a few of my
favorite things. New eaten glasses, I bought down a Eckerts,
dozens of boxes of old Welpy records. My favorite album
(10:05):
is Jim Neighbors. We are a few of my favorite.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Fifty ball peers.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
And I'm gone with the hard knocks.
Speaker 12 (10:17):
Only got cable so I could watch Matt Blocks Murder.
She Wroad makes my heartstrings goes in clears are a
few of my favorite When the.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Joint's sake, and the hips break, and the eyes the bad.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
I simply remember my.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
Favorite and then I don't feel so bad.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Say he's old?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Who show that? I show that.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Your morna.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's a big show on the radio about twenty minutes
from the desk of Tayer Tayman News as what to
watch as we're dealing with ww's Rayfern's Wally Wally Woodsey
listener mix is coming up in minutes and right now.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
Well, well, well, it's that time of year again. Spring
is about to be sprung. Love is in the air,
and a woman's fancy turns to thoughts of how she's
going to soak her man out of every spare diamond
his pocket. That's right, it's Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is
(12:10):
a scam, a holiday created by and four women, just
like every other holiday. Why if there's a chance to
score some sort of gift by merely turning the calendar page, brother,
you can bet your sweet life a woman will find it.
(12:33):
She can't get inside your head, so she does the
next best thing. She gets into your wallet. And it's
painful to say, but the depth of her love is
only as deep as your pockets, and Valentine's Day is
(12:53):
the perfect example why time was a beautiful card with
thoughts of it. Its love and devotion would bring a
tear to her beautiful eyes. But today, if you give
her just a cod, there'll be no tears, whether it's
hallmarker or not. Her eyes will only show the fires
(13:16):
of unspeakable rage and seething hatred for all things men,
and they'll be staring right at you. It used to
be that a single simple red rose was a blessed
gesture of honest, heartfelt emotion that said I love you.
(13:37):
Now all it says is I'm a cheap, good for
nothing sob who never gave a tinker's damn about you,
and who no doubt gave the remaining eleven roses to
my other women, who, by the way, also think I'm
a cheap loser and a smelly so and so are
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the language of flowers, sweets for the sweet. Once upon
a time, a box of delicious gourmet candy was the
perfect key to your darling's heart.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
But now you're just trying to make her.
Speaker 14 (14:17):
Fat, fat and unattractive even more than she is right now.
And if you don't give her candy, then you must
think she's too fat already.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And as much as you try to.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Explain, you can't win.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
So don't even try.
Speaker 14 (14:40):
Just nod and say you're right, you are too fat.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
She's gonna clabber you one way or the other.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
You might as well get a chuckle out of it. Nowadays,
women want the world diamond tennis bracelets, Caribbean cruiser and
sports cars. It's what those stupid television commercials have led
her to expect. Always showing guys ten times better looking
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than you, lavishing expensive gifts on girls you'll never be
able to get. The difference is as you stare at
your television, you realize that what you're looking at is
pure fiction because you're a man. But as she lays
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there on the sofa like she does most of the
day every day, wearing those same old sweatpants with the
thighs worn thin by numerous trips to the refrigerator, her
hair a massive matted rats nest, and the smoldering filter
(15:51):
of her fifty third cigarette of the morning hanging from
the corner of her cracked lips, she watches the the
exact same commercial you saw, but she sees the two
of you, and if he can give those sports cars
and cruises and bracelets to her, you should be able
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to do it too. Welcome to the warped, delusional mind
of every woman in the world. So men, do yourself
a favor, not only this Valentine's Day but every holiday.
Call her bluff, ignore her, give her nothing, not even
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the time of day, or she'll be upset, perhaps even angry,
possibly violent. Maybe she'll even leave. But as the old
saying goes, if you love something, set it free. If
it comes back to you, think of the money you've saved.
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And if it doesn't return, you'll have absolutely no problem
replacing that greedy, loud mouthed, trouble making old bag with
another one, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes
from right now.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
It's a big sell. Oh, let somebody better damn it
than me, tell you than me all.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Right time by be the big show that still picking
him up at you?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What am I doing well When I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boying trying to cure BEVs of her
terminal blondness, I'm looking to my two favorite straight white
Southern points, John Boynt Billie on the Big Show. Oh Marcel,
just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Good morning, Big shows on the radios.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Alright, fun with Rayford Tunes all morning long. A couple
of listener mixes we got on deck. There's all with
this one entitled Wally Wally We'll.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
See who says that?
Speaker 15 (18:56):
Who says that Wally Wally whoo see? I personally just
want a man, just want a man. Don't tell me
I'm beautiful. So I moved in with my twenty one
year old boyfriend, Light of smoke, shiny shoes, living in
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a fantasy world.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Dolly's boy drops his jars.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
I can dream, can't I?
Speaker 15 (19:25):
Wally Wally whoo see for yours to poke the stud
Wally Wally whoo See, personally just want a big muscle squeeze.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
I can dream, can't I.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Too much poking?
Speaker 16 (19:45):
Stroke storage start poking. Satisfied we are gay and proud
of it. But I had a sex change operation. Who
says that I say that? Wally Wally whoo see?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Arthur turn Board, who says that I said that? The
urge to pull the stump.
Speaker 15 (20:13):
Wally Wally We'll see you.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Saw that says that?
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Who says that? I say that? Wally, We'll see it.
I can dream, can't I?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio coming up? We belay,
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we'll playboard in minutes. But now from the desk of
Taylor Taman News what to watch, Here's Martsea Taytor Moorray.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
You got to check in with the box office and
see how the movies did out there. The animated movie
dog Man was number one at the box office for
a second straight weekend. Oh dog Man might be something
to this one. Check it out. The horror flick Heart
Eyes opened up in second place, while the action comedy
Love Hurtz debuted in third place, Mufassa The Lion King
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came in fourth place, and rounding out top five was
the movie companion.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Y all right?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
What's coming out this Friday? Captain America Brave New World.
This is starring Anthony Mackie, Live Tyler, Harrison Ford, several
other amazing actors.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
And Harrison Ford has a role in it. You won't believe. Really,
he's like the Hulk, only it's the evil Hulk the
Red I was wondering what the Huk was doing red
on the comor. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Well.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
The plot is Sam Wilson, the new Captain America who
is played by Anthony Mackie and who was Falcon before
Captain America asked him to become Captain America, finds himself
in the middle of an international incident and must discover
the motive behind a nefarious global plant. Okay, and when
he became Captain America is when Steve Rodgers asked him
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at the in the Avengers End Game. Not down talking
to all you you fans out there. I just let.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
You know who hasn't watched thee.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Yeah, there you go, all right? Also coming out Pattington
in Peru. This is a live action animated adventure comedy
with Paddington Bear. He's very popular. He goes way back.
Paddington embarks on a new adventure with the Brown family,
traveling through the Amazon rainforest and up to the mountain
peaks of Perus. It's like a you know, travel guide.
(23:18):
It's Paddington all right. Also, conversation, just try to muse yourself. Yeah,
having a conversation in my own head. Becoming led Zeppelin
it's a documentary. It's full of awe inspiring, psychedelic, never
before seen footage, performances and music. The documentary explores led
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Zeppelin's creative, musical and personal origin story. It's told in
their own words, and it's the first officially sanctioned filmed
about the group. Okay, next up, what are you streaming?
What are you streaming? Anyone before I tell you what
I'm streaming.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I'm I'm.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Catt.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, because there's gonna be a new season come Season
three is gonna be out right, So I've just gotten
the season two next year.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
I've seen some folks on Facebook say, hey, thanks, they
didn't know about Resident Alien and they're watching it now
because just because you guys were evil. Three is something
that I have been watching and it's kind of I
don't know how I feel about it, but it's about
the Catholic Church has a team of three folks who
deal with their unusual cases, so they're kind of like
(24:28):
detectives for the church. One member is an atheist scientist,
another member she's a non religious but she's faith based psychotherapist.
And there is another who is a priest in training.
So they get these cases and they have to come
at it from all angles. And at first some of
the cases look like, oh, it could be is it
(24:48):
a demon? And then it kind of goes, oh is it?
Can it be explained by science? And so it kind
of does that back and forth. See if I find
myself kind of watching and going, I don't know if
I should be watching this as a as a believer,
and then and then then then there's science to it
and it's interesting and romance, evil evil, and it's on.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Netflix, Evil Netflix, So.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
I would, you know, depends on how close to bedtime
you want to watch it, because their graphics are very
very good.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yes, they're good.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
All right, that's a rapper what to walk? Everybody else
would like to share.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Johnny, same page.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
This still the severance deal. You know there's still new
episodes coming out on Fridays.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, you've just about scared me off of it.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
But you haven't actually said you didn't like it, but
you said it's just complicated.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, you just got to playing things. I'm always saying,
no ass stick. What does that mean a football game
with me?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
We all? Yeah, what you got out there?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Good look, thank you very much. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question. We found out,
according to the statistics, New Year's Ay was the most
popular day of the year to get married in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
We were looking for number two.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
What is Valentine's Day?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Of course, Valentine's Day coming up this Friday?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
A Boy today, John Boy Jeopardy. Well, let's talk about Cupa.
We should get an interview with Cupa around this time. Well,
the chubby winged toddler we associate with Valentine's Day actually
comes from Roman mythology, and this is who his mother was.
Speaker 17 (26:30):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Medea?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred? Big show? You told
free line?
Speaker 8 (26:44):
We go?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Do we get a winner? We played John Moore Jepeneen.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Next, good Juesday Morning in February eleventh, twenty and twenty five,
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our featured track from the.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Big Show bed Box.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Marvin Webster's got some Valentine's Day tips. There's your keyword
tips here the bed box at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
And right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 18 (27:32):
It's John Bud Jeppany and now a man who's never
understood how a chubby toddler with no pants and a
deadly weapon became the official mascot for love.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
What the hell? He's John Boy?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That as I had a bud out of Sumter, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Good morning Bud, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
But I will my bud. You got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy. We all know Cupid, the chubby
wing toddler we associate with Valentine's Day comes from Roman mythology.
But his mother is who.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
God?
Speaker 19 (28:16):
Can I get my wife?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
How about Venus?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Well, let's see show us Venus.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
What you've got.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Bud?
Speaker 19 (28:40):
Are you actually from Burlington or Graham?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I am from Graham, North Carolina, right beside Burlington. We
could have been as big as Burlington, but we didn't
want the train to stop there.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
And they couldn't afford another stop.
Speaker 19 (28:54):
I don't know if you were from there, Hopedale, Hopdale.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
No, that's another urb. Uh huh, so.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
You up your way anyway?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Are you from the hotel?
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Let me give a shout out.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
He's done with you. Go ahead.
Speaker 19 (29:14):
Well, Uh, I'd like to give a shout out to
uh all my former ex Xerox friends across the nation.
I just retired after forty five years of Xerox, and
I would like to uh any kind of duplicate and
goes on. We we did it, but uh without keeping.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh see he brought it back.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, boy, Well you got you some bird tea
County peanuts headed down the sumter.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
You hang on, Jack can hook you up.
Speaker 19 (29:49):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
There's a bottome of the hour. He'll come the top of.
Bill mcgragor says he got sold quite time for.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
February eleventh. You're having a birthday today. Happy birthday. You're
sharing one with singer Bobby Boris Pickett. He would have
been eighty seven years old. As trademark tune, The Monster
Mash visually was titled The Monster twist. It became a
monster hit during a truly monstrous time in American history, for.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
The Cuban missile crisis. You know about that.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Jackie Kennedy once sent Piggot a thank you note, telling
him the song was a.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Favorite of her then three year old daughter Caroline.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Wow, Bobby Boris Picket will have been eighty seven, and
our Phil McCracken took that tune.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
And run made it his al was what I was
going with right. Let's let our listeners be the good.
Speaker 17 (31:42):
Had a gay Halloween party lead last year, two straight
folks among all the queer They fell in love, which
wasn't wise.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
She was an info in disguise. She was trailer trying.
Speaker 17 (32:02):
He even paid her cash.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
She gave him such a rash.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway car in a snoopy costume.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
She wasn't shy about her booty calls.
Speaker 17 (32:22):
She had him right by the smalls. She was trailer
trash trash. She really hauled his ash. His ego gone
in a flash. He did that trailer trash. He thought
it was just for fun. The good times just begun
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and she moved in with her ten cats, her boyfriend,
and her son. It was total mayhem. Life was a mess.
He fell for big booths in a low dress. Now
he's on the hook for the boothe she's swilling on
a tab at the pharmacy for penicillin. He did that
(33:10):
trailer trash because her hooters.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
She flashed.
Speaker 17 (33:16):
A butt like corn beef hash.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
He did the trailer trash.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Soon they were.
Speaker 17 (33:23):
Married, but it just didn't blast. She was too busy
shaking that ass. She took all he had and left
him bankrupt. He said, I can't believe I didn't get
a prenup. He did that trailer trash. She took off
in a dash. He still got that rash. He did
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the trailer trash. Now he's different, spends time with the guys,
wears buttless chaps and glitter on his eyes.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
He won't touch women with a ten foot pole.
Speaker 17 (34:02):
He's much more interested in a guy's you know. Now
he's the trailer trash. Oh he's a gay bingo smash. Yeah,
he's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.
Don't worry, Marcel, I never said your names. They're not
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going to know what's about you?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I swear the MIC's not Is this on?
Speaker 17 (34:29):
Is this?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (34:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Grow up your parents already?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No good Tuesday morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Man, here we go. It's time to axeite, y'o.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
What's up?
Speaker 14 (35:12):
Hold on, pack, don't leave the stack girl alone. But
if you're getting any play, I like some of those
little cheetos. The fried one's not the puffy one had
a boy. Welcome to axe Iche, the place to go
for all the four one one you need for all
yall what you call intro personal relation of trips. Dig this,
(35:36):
dear Ike, I've been listening a long time. Great stuff.
You've talked about Valentine's Day in the past, but I
don't think you addressed what not to do for your Valentine?
Do you have a list of no nos? Just curious
Brett from Myrtle Beach. Dear Brett, thank you for the
appreciation of my solid goldosity and the advisory departed. Yeah,
(36:02):
valin tried is a tricky situation. You probably know all
the dudes, but there's a damn long listerine a dunces.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 14 (36:12):
Now. Bros tend to either overdudit or underdodit kindly. It
dependifiz on how long you've been together. Now, if the
romanticals is new, tak her to dinner. You know they'll
have something she likes at the Silver Corral that's like
the Golden Corral, but they never say quite where the
meat come from. Have you've been dating a few months
(36:35):
and she giving you that good loving sealed the deal?
By taking her someplace nice? Applebee's makes them weak in
the knees. I guarantee emphasis.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
On teas ha ha.
Speaker 14 (36:48):
If you don't want to tie on the feedback, try
some sort of gift now. But whatever you do, don't
give her makeup.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Never.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
She'll think you think she ugly, and that's all you
ever gonna hear aboutntil you finally lose it and say, yes,
damn it, you ugly. Here's the inside of a button,
and then that's wasting money. Never give jewelry, no matter
what it is. You could give that skeezer the Bob
Hope diamond and she'll be off.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Is this the biggest thing they had?
Speaker 9 (37:15):
Man?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
What's up with dad?
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Man?
Speaker 14 (37:19):
In the end, give us something that you like so
when she throws it back at you, you can use it. Oh,
you throw these high end pork rimes back in my face.
Thank you. The quick and easily gift is lingery. But
this can also be what you call problematical. Now, if
she'd a big girl, you got to tread lightly, my brother, First,
(37:42):
don't give her g string? Why well to put it delicacy, This.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Is also a gift for you.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
And if you can't see the gift, what good is
the gift?
Speaker 4 (37:57):
You getting ready for romance?
Speaker 14 (37:58):
And you got to spend fifty twenty minutes lifted this
and moving that. That's fleshing us around just to get
a gangab No, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about
a large girl. Large girls are not high maintainance. I'm
talking big girls, big girls. I got big girl in
the news that couldn't fit in the car. What's her name? Tata,
Tank the Moss, Take the moss? Should change your name
to Tank the Moose. So now she's suing the car company.
(38:23):
Seemed to me it's a setup. Roe didn't know he
was gonna have to show up with a dump truck.
If that's your girlfriend, would you buy her Launingerade day
the Diggy to day? And you sure wouldn't buy her
them eatable undergarmatizers, I mean drawers that size. That's a
damn meal and it's mostly sugar. You're gonna finish that
(38:44):
you wind up in one of them what you call
diametric commas. So the choice is yours, my main man, Brett,
You're gonna do fine, No need to sweat, Just use
your head and get the right gift to have a
great Valentine without getting stiffed. But if your heifer is picky,
ungrateful and crash, make sure her gift is a.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Boot and a crack of her ass. Ha.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
If you want an axe Hey, mail to axe Hey,
Big Show p O Box one nine one one one,
Charlotte denc two eight two one nine Tank the Moose,
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Good morning. You got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers marts.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Live Ben I'm
listening to those tool Wacky Cage and John Boy and
Philly right there on that there big show woe. There's
funny I cary on Pete.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
And then then ask
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Some then down stand
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, hey listener, my name is man Folly. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the big show.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
When I wake up in a vein.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
River, go on and laugh.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And leave the radio work.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
A doodle doo.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Van Adam it is two one one too old, too five.
See that makes you think when you before you wake up.
You know, God was he telling, oh, it's a day.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
It frustrates me. It doesn't make me.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Veh God, I don't want to prostrage you. Let's give
you some national days. You want to get up and
get in the middle of National Peppermint Paddy Day?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
All right? Is that girl from Charlie Brown?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
National shut in Visitation Day? I mean church is always
that's where you'd hear shut is that's our second shut
in visitation?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Pray for that would do that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
National Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day Day for looking
on the bright side of things and carry that with
you every day day after Ready go National white shirt day.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Wear yellow black, black, I.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Have a checkerboard some sort of you've upgraded. That's uh,
you know that's a nice looking shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I love man. While I left, I had like a
wife kid stick. Well you dressed up.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, it's amazing you put on a nice shirt and
everybody thinks you dressed up.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
All your others is in the laundry right this is left.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
There is no way he's out of T shirt. No,
I might have to start giving some wonderful things away.
Put some T shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Packages together here.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
My daughter started cutting loose on some of the expensive
work shoes she's been buying. Yeah, I can't find him
by you know. I asked Jackie and she's like, Lord, no,
then my feet's ten times that bit.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Some ladies shoes for a wonderful day.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
All right, Well, we got three days in this or
saved up those will being because we're gonna get our
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was plagued by substance abuse in her later luck.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I forgot that was before the Grammys. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And finally, twenty twenty two, Australia listed the koala as
endangered for the first time in Queensland New South Wales
after a steep decline in numbers.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That's the koala bear, I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, they're not really bears though they're marksopiel Okay, so
just koala?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
All right?
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Well, think about Australian animals. And that'll do for our
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big show on the radio. Our future track from the
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Right up, Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
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prizes from the Big Prize Beer. Let's go he contested
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when you're playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest
time you love the best time.
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You love a big shots. Let's say her a very from.
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My shadow talking we have the shots.
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All right, told you we're gonna have some fun with
old Rayford tunes throughout the morning. The first one, if
you will, races favorite things only on the.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Side of your news.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Good Morning makes shows on the radio, The late great
Robert do you mad us feel good?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
In his own special way? Didn't he? And our listeners too.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We got a couple of listener mixes Rayford songs coming
up this morning. Well we start things off something to
make you feel good, first thing in the morning. And
Rayford did all this by himself, no help at all,
even with the lyrics.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Who I'd hit It?
Speaker 11 (08:27):
Elux and those drops and two of us Adventures Walkers
and Handrails and Shiny and New Dentures.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Bondoz of magazine sied up with streams. These are a
few of.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
My favorite these.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Big giant buicks and bifocal glasses, big senior discounts and
cheat movie passes, personalal golf carts and porches with swings.
These are a few of my favor things. Poor thirty
comes and it's time to eat dinner. Edmond Mayn tells
(09:04):
you you might be a winner. No need to rush.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
When the telephone rings, These are a few of my
favorite things. When the pipes leap, when the bones creak
and the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite
things and that.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
I don't feel so bad.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Sweet tea and prune juice and pants for your bunions,
No spicy hot food, nothing with onions, new senior centers
and hot musy bring These are a few of my
favorite things. New eaten glasses, I bought down a Eckerts,
dozens of boxes of old Welpy records. My favorite album
(10:05):
is Jim Neighbors. We are a few of my favorite.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Fifty ball peers.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
And I'm gone with the hard knocks.
Speaker 12 (10:17):
Only got cable so I could watch Matt Blocks Murder.
She Wroad makes my heartstrings goes in clears are a
few of my favorite When the.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Joint's sake, and the hips break, and the eyes the bad.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
I simply remember my.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
Favorite and then I don't feel so bad.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Say he's old?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Who show that? I show that.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Your morna.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's a big show on the radio about twenty minutes
from the desk of Tayer Tayman News as what to
watch as we're dealing with ww's Rayfern's Wally Wally Woodsey
listener mix is coming up in minutes and right now.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
Well, well, well, it's that time of year again. Spring
is about to be sprung. Love is in the air,
and a woman's fancy turns to thoughts of how she's
going to soak her man out of every spare diamond
his pocket. That's right, it's Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is
(12:10):
a scam, a holiday created by and four women, just
like every other holiday. Why if there's a chance to
score some sort of gift by merely turning the calendar page, brother,
you can bet your sweet life a woman will find it.
(12:33):
She can't get inside your head, so she does the
next best thing. She gets into your wallet. And it's
painful to say, but the depth of her love is
only as deep as your pockets, and Valentine's Day is
(12:53):
the perfect example why time was a beautiful card with
thoughts of it. Its love and devotion would bring a
tear to her beautiful eyes. But today, if you give
her just a cod, there'll be no tears, whether it's
hallmarker or not. Her eyes will only show the fires
(13:16):
of unspeakable rage and seething hatred for all things men,
and they'll be staring right at you. It used to
be that a single simple red rose was a blessed
gesture of honest, heartfelt emotion that said I love you.
(13:37):
Now all it says is I'm a cheap, good for
nothing sob who never gave a tinker's damn about you,
and who no doubt gave the remaining eleven roses to
my other women, who, by the way, also think I'm
a cheap loser and a smelly so and so are
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the language of flowers, sweets for the sweet. Once upon
a time, a box of delicious gourmet candy was the
perfect key to your darling's heart.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
But now you're just trying to make her.
Speaker 14 (14:17):
Fat, fat and unattractive even more than she is right now.
And if you don't give her candy, then you must
think she's too fat already.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And as much as you try to.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Explain, you can't win.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
So don't even try.
Speaker 14 (14:40):
Just nod and say you're right, you are too fat.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
She's gonna clabber you one way or the other.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
You might as well get a chuckle out of it. Nowadays,
women want the world diamond tennis bracelets, Caribbean cruiser and
sports cars. It's what those stupid television commercials have led
her to expect. Always showing guys ten times better looking
(15:10):
than you, lavishing expensive gifts on girls you'll never be
able to get. The difference is as you stare at
your television, you realize that what you're looking at is
pure fiction because you're a man. But as she lays
(15:31):
there on the sofa like she does most of the
day every day, wearing those same old sweatpants with the
thighs worn thin by numerous trips to the refrigerator, her
hair a massive matted rats nest, and the smoldering filter
(15:51):
of her fifty third cigarette of the morning hanging from
the corner of her cracked lips, she watches the the
exact same commercial you saw, but she sees the two
of you, and if he can give those sports cars
and cruises and bracelets to her, you should be able
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to do it too. Welcome to the warped, delusional mind
of every woman in the world. So men, do yourself
a favor, not only this Valentine's Day but every holiday.
Call her bluff, ignore her, give her nothing, not even
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the time of day, or she'll be upset, perhaps even angry,
possibly violent. Maybe she'll even leave. But as the old
saying goes, if you love something, set it free. If
it comes back to you, think of the money you've saved.
(17:01):
And if it doesn't return, you'll have absolutely no problem
replacing that greedy, loud mouthed, trouble making old bag with
another one, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes
from right now.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
It's a big sell. Oh, let somebody better damn it
than me, tell you than me all.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Right time by be the big show that still picking
him up at you?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What am I doing well When I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boying trying to cure BEVs of her
terminal blondness, I'm looking to my two favorite straight white
Southern points, John Boynt Billie on the Big Show. Oh Marcel,
just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Good morning, Big shows on the radios.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Alright, fun with Rayford Tunes all morning long. A couple
of listener mixes we got on deck. There's all with
this one entitled Wally Wally We'll.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
See who says that?
Speaker 15 (18:56):
Who says that Wally Wally whoo see? I personally just
want a man, just want a man. Don't tell me
I'm beautiful. So I moved in with my twenty one
year old boyfriend, Light of smoke, shiny shoes, living in
(19:20):
a fantasy world.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Dolly's boy drops his jars.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
I can dream, can't I?
Speaker 15 (19:25):
Wally Wally whoo see for yours to poke the stud
Wally Wally whoo See, personally just want a big muscle squeeze.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
I can dream, can't I.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Too much poking?
Speaker 16 (19:45):
Stroke storage start poking. Satisfied we are gay and proud
of it. But I had a sex change operation. Who
says that I say that? Wally Wally whoo see?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Arthur turn Board, who says that I said that? The
urge to pull the stump.
Speaker 15 (20:13):
Wally Wally We'll see you.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Saw that says that?
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Who says that? I say that? Wally, We'll see it.
I can dream, can't I?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio coming up? We belay,
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we'll playboard in minutes. But now from the desk of
Taylor Taman News what to watch, Here's Martsea Taytor Moorray.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
You got to check in with the box office and
see how the movies did out there. The animated movie
dog Man was number one at the box office for
a second straight weekend. Oh dog Man might be something
to this one. Check it out. The horror flick Heart
Eyes opened up in second place, while the action comedy
Love Hurtz debuted in third place, Mufassa The Lion King
(21:55):
came in fourth place, and rounding out top five was
the movie companion.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Y all right?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
What's coming out this Friday? Captain America Brave New World.
This is starring Anthony Mackie, Live Tyler, Harrison Ford, several
other amazing actors.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
And Harrison Ford has a role in it. You won't believe. Really,
he's like the Hulk, only it's the evil Hulk the
Red I was wondering what the Huk was doing red
on the comor. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Well.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
The plot is Sam Wilson, the new Captain America who
is played by Anthony Mackie and who was Falcon before
Captain America asked him to become Captain America, finds himself
in the middle of an international incident and must discover
the motive behind a nefarious global plant. Okay, and when
he became Captain America is when Steve Rodgers asked him
(22:48):
at the in the Avengers End Game. Not down talking
to all you you fans out there. I just let.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
You know who hasn't watched thee.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Yeah, there you go, all right? Also coming out Pattington
in Peru. This is a live action animated adventure comedy
with Paddington Bear. He's very popular. He goes way back.
Paddington embarks on a new adventure with the Brown family,
traveling through the Amazon rainforest and up to the mountain
peaks of Perus. It's like a you know, travel guide.
(23:18):
It's Paddington all right. Also, conversation, just try to muse yourself. Yeah,
having a conversation in my own head. Becoming led Zeppelin
it's a documentary. It's full of awe inspiring, psychedelic, never
before seen footage, performances and music. The documentary explores led
(23:38):
Zeppelin's creative, musical and personal origin story. It's told in
their own words, and it's the first officially sanctioned filmed
about the group. Okay, next up, what are you streaming?
What are you streaming? Anyone before I tell you what
I'm streaming.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I'm I'm.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Catt.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, because there's gonna be a new season come Season
three is gonna be out right, So I've just gotten
the season two next year.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
I've seen some folks on Facebook say, hey, thanks, they
didn't know about Resident Alien and they're watching it now
because just because you guys were evil. Three is something
that I have been watching and it's kind of I
don't know how I feel about it, but it's about
the Catholic Church has a team of three folks who
deal with their unusual cases, so they're kind of like
(24:28):
detectives for the church. One member is an atheist scientist,
another member she's a non religious but she's faith based psychotherapist.
And there is another who is a priest in training.
So they get these cases and they have to come
at it from all angles. And at first some of
the cases look like, oh, it could be is it
(24:48):
a demon? And then it kind of goes, oh is it?
Can it be explained by science? And so it kind
of does that back and forth. See if I find
myself kind of watching and going, I don't know if
I should be watching this as a as a believer,
and then and then then then there's science to it
and it's interesting and romance, evil evil, and it's on.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Netflix, Evil Netflix, So.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
I would, you know, depends on how close to bedtime
you want to watch it, because their graphics are very
very good.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yes, they're good.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
All right, that's a rapper what to walk? Everybody else
would like to share.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Johnny, same page.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
This still the severance deal. You know there's still new
episodes coming out on Fridays.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, you've just about scared me off of it.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
But you haven't actually said you didn't like it, but
you said it's just complicated.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, you just got to playing things. I'm always saying,
no ass stick. What does that mean a football game
with me?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
We all? Yeah, what you got out there?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Good look, thank you very much. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question. We found out,
according to the statistics, New Year's Ay was the most
popular day of the year to get married in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
We were looking for number two.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
What is Valentine's Day?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Of course, Valentine's Day coming up this Friday?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
A Boy today, John Boy Jeopardy. Well, let's talk about Cupa.
We should get an interview with Cupa around this time. Well,
the chubby winged toddler we associate with Valentine's Day actually
comes from Roman mythology, and this is who his mother was.
Speaker 17 (26:30):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Medea?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred? Big show? You told
free line?
Speaker 8 (26:44):
We go?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Do we get a winner? We played John Moore Jepeneen.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Next, good Juesday Morning in February eleventh, twenty and twenty five,
(27:17):
our featured track from the.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Big Show bed Box.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Marvin Webster's got some Valentine's Day tips. There's your keyword
tips here the bed box at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
And right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 18 (27:32):
It's John Bud Jeppany and now a man who's never
understood how a chubby toddler with no pants and a
deadly weapon became the official mascot for love.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
What the hell? He's John Boy?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That as I had a bud out of Sumter, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Good morning Bud, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
But I will my bud. You got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy. We all know Cupid, the chubby
wing toddler we associate with Valentine's Day comes from Roman mythology.
But his mother is who.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
God?
Speaker 19 (28:16):
Can I get my wife?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
How about Venus?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Well, let's see show us Venus.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
What you've got.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Bud?
Speaker 19 (28:40):
Are you actually from Burlington or Graham?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I am from Graham, North Carolina, right beside Burlington. We
could have been as big as Burlington, but we didn't
want the train to stop there.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
And they couldn't afford another stop.
Speaker 19 (28:54):
I don't know if you were from there, Hopedale, Hopdale.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
No, that's another urb. Uh huh, so.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
You up your way anyway?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Are you from the hotel?
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Let me give a shout out.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
He's done with you. Go ahead.
Speaker 19 (29:14):
Well, Uh, I'd like to give a shout out to
uh all my former ex Xerox friends across the nation.
I just retired after forty five years of Xerox, and
I would like to uh any kind of duplicate and
goes on. We we did it, but uh without keeping.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh see he brought it back.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, boy, Well you got you some bird tea
County peanuts headed down the sumter.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
You hang on, Jack can hook you up.
Speaker 19 (29:49):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
There's a bottome of the hour. He'll come the top of.
Bill mcgragor says he got sold quite time for.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
February eleventh. You're having a birthday today. Happy birthday. You're
sharing one with singer Bobby Boris Pickett. He would have
been eighty seven years old. As trademark tune, The Monster
Mash visually was titled The Monster twist. It became a
monster hit during a truly monstrous time in American history, for.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
The Cuban missile crisis. You know about that.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Jackie Kennedy once sent Piggot a thank you note, telling
him the song was a.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Favorite of her then three year old daughter Caroline.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Wow, Bobby Boris Picket will have been eighty seven, and
our Phil McCracken took that tune.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
And run made it his al was what I was
going with right. Let's let our listeners be the good.
Speaker 17 (31:42):
Had a gay Halloween party lead last year, two straight
folks among all the queer They fell in love, which
wasn't wise.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
She was an info in disguise. She was trailer trying.
Speaker 17 (32:02):
He even paid her cash.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
She gave him such a rash.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway car in a snoopy costume.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
She wasn't shy about her booty calls.
Speaker 17 (32:22):
She had him right by the smalls. She was trailer
trash trash. She really hauled his ash. His ego gone
in a flash. He did that trailer trash. He thought
it was just for fun. The good times just begun
(32:46):
and she moved in with her ten cats, her boyfriend,
and her son. It was total mayhem. Life was a mess.
He fell for big booths in a low dress. Now
he's on the hook for the boothe she's swilling on
a tab at the pharmacy for penicillin. He did that
(33:10):
trailer trash because her hooters.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
She flashed.
Speaker 17 (33:16):
A butt like corn beef hash.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
He did the trailer trash.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Soon they were.
Speaker 17 (33:23):
Married, but it just didn't blast. She was too busy
shaking that ass. She took all he had and left
him bankrupt. He said, I can't believe I didn't get
a prenup. He did that trailer trash. She took off
in a dash. He still got that rash. He did
(33:49):
the trailer trash. Now he's different, spends time with the guys,
wears buttless chaps and glitter on his eyes.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
He won't touch women with a ten foot pole.
Speaker 17 (34:02):
He's much more interested in a guy's you know. Now
he's the trailer trash. Oh he's a gay bingo smash. Yeah,
he's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.
Don't worry, Marcel, I never said your names. They're not
(34:24):
going to know what's about you?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I swear the MIC's not Is this on?
Speaker 17 (34:29):
Is this?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (34:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Grow up your parents already?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No good Tuesday morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Man, here we go. It's time to axeite, y'o.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
What's up?
Speaker 14 (35:12):
Hold on, pack, don't leave the stack girl alone. But
if you're getting any play, I like some of those
little cheetos. The fried one's not the puffy one had
a boy. Welcome to axe Iche, the place to go
for all the four one one you need for all
yall what you call intro personal relation of trips. Dig this,
(35:36):
dear Ike, I've been listening a long time. Great stuff.
You've talked about Valentine's Day in the past, but I
don't think you addressed what not to do for your Valentine?
Do you have a list of no nos? Just curious
Brett from Myrtle Beach. Dear Brett, thank you for the
appreciation of my solid goldosity and the advisory departed. Yeah,
(36:02):
valin tried is a tricky situation. You probably know all
the dudes, but there's a damn long listerine a dunces.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 14 (36:12):
Now. Bros tend to either overdudit or underdodit kindly. It
dependifiz on how long you've been together. Now, if the
romanticals is new, tak her to dinner. You know they'll
have something she likes at the Silver Corral that's like
the Golden Corral, but they never say quite where the
meat come from. Have you've been dating a few months
(36:35):
and she giving you that good loving sealed the deal?
By taking her someplace nice? Applebee's makes them weak in
the knees. I guarantee emphasis.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
On teas ha ha.
Speaker 14 (36:48):
If you don't want to tie on the feedback, try
some sort of gift now. But whatever you do, don't
give her makeup.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Never.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
She'll think you think she ugly, and that's all you
ever gonna hear aboutntil you finally lose it and say, yes,
damn it, you ugly. Here's the inside of a button,
and then that's wasting money. Never give jewelry, no matter
what it is. You could give that skeezer the Bob
Hope diamond and she'll be off.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Is this the biggest thing they had?
Speaker 9 (37:15):
Man?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
What's up with dad?
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Man?
Speaker 14 (37:19):
In the end, give us something that you like so
when she throws it back at you, you can use it. Oh,
you throw these high end pork rimes back in my face.
Thank you. The quick and easily gift is lingery. But
this can also be what you call problematical. Now, if
she'd a big girl, you got to tread lightly, my brother, First,
(37:42):
don't give her g string? Why well to put it delicacy, This.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Is also a gift for you.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
And if you can't see the gift, what good is
the gift?
Speaker 4 (37:57):
You getting ready for romance?
Speaker 14 (37:58):
And you got to spend fifty twenty minutes lifted this
and moving that. That's fleshing us around just to get
a gangab No, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about
a large girl. Large girls are not high maintainance. I'm
talking big girls, big girls. I got big girl in
the news that couldn't fit in the car. What's her name? Tata,
Tank the Moss, Take the moss? Should change your name
to Tank the Moose. So now she's suing the car company.
(38:23):
Seemed to me it's a setup. Roe didn't know he
was gonna have to show up with a dump truck.
If that's your girlfriend, would you buy her Launingerade day
the Diggy to day? And you sure wouldn't buy her
them eatable undergarmatizers, I mean drawers that size. That's a
damn meal and it's mostly sugar. You're gonna finish that
(38:44):
you wind up in one of them what you call
diametric commas. So the choice is yours, my main man, Brett,
You're gonna do fine, No need to sweat, Just use
your head and get the right gift to have a
great Valentine without getting stiffed. But if your heifer is picky,
ungrateful and crash, make sure her gift is a.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Boot and a crack of her ass. Ha.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
If you want an axe Hey, mail to axe Hey,
Big Show p O Box one nine one one one,
Charlotte denc two eight two one nine Tank the Moose,
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Good morning. You got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers marts.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Live Ben I'm
listening to those tool Wacky Cage and John Boy and
Philly right there on that there big show woe. There's
funny I cary on Pete.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
And then then ask
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Some then down stand
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