July 2, 2024 • 37 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you suffer from fat feet - there’s a new store that’s just for you!.. - Tater runs down a new list of What to Watch.. - Mary Jane has been doing some deep thinking.. - JD’s 24 Hour store is primed for the 4th of July.. - Bill Silvers takes a look at inflation.. - Terry Hanson logs another edition of Sports Briefs.. - and we’ll wrap up with a special product developed especially for John Boy’s ninnies..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for.
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The love banana? You got the big show on a
radio Tuesday. You light a second riot thing here National
Wildling Firefighter Day, Wildland Firefighter.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Man, it's not going over right now. There's some always
going on.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Somewhere, yeah, here in the summertime Ain.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
And they're not always a result of human air. Sometimes
the forest.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Just lighting and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
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about baling Hay. You know the bigger round bells. You
know you got if it's wet there, we were waiting
for it to dry out when it was way what's
cutting all like that. But if you put it in
a barn it's wet, it ignites, it catches on fire.
That's the darness thing I ever heard.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Spontaneous combustion it's a chemical reaction.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Wow, you're like, it's wet.
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What's it doing?
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That's crazy?
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Should be all right? So all right, firefighters, all right?
You have you ever felt it?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Because the bales will get warm even outside.
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There's some checking on them. I'm feeling my hey, is
that what the kids are calling?
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All right?
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defront Porch nineteen eighty five, General Motors and it was
installing electronic road maps as an option. So if it's
higher price cars system use a dashboard computer and map
store on cassette tates. Almost nobody was interested in that Cassetts. Yeah, yeah,
crazy eighty five, All right, move up to two. American
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adventurer Steve Fawcett became the first person to fly a.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Balloon solo around the world as they returned to Western Australia.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, some people got to drive to do stuff like
that by yourself in a balloon.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Usually, I mean you don't really recognize it. But like
even Amelia Earhart and other people who flew across whatever,
they were doing it for money. There was a prize offered,
somebody offered it. Okay, yeah, well we'll never mind. So
there may have been money involved.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Still, he went around the world in a balloon, so
we'll give him something.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Doesn't move up to six.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Tata, believe to be the world's oldest crow, died in Bearsville,
New York, at age fifty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Who had to be at Tata.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Tata was injured when a storm blew him out of
his nest in nineteen forty seven. Never able to fly,
Tata was blinded by cataracts the last five years, but
his owner said he was a good pet and an
incredible old bird.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He's a good bird.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
They never talked about about old birds in a while
the oldest Crows lived to be only twenty nine or
thirty years old. They say Tata's out at fifty nine. Alright, well,
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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When you're playing uppers.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you have a big shots.
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Let's say had Michael from.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Pardonia, Messa ship it.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Shot.
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Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Hello body, welcome.
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Three ways to get directions. Ready to go, ask somebody
GPS or a map?
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Gotamall, Michael, Now give us three things you can do solo.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Ready, go.
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Watch a movie, play golf or play solitary.
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And for the win. Three kinds of birds? Ready go.
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A crow, a robin, and a bluebird.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And that Michael, out of word, Michael, you hang on,
Jack your hook you up, buddy?
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hey, can I get a shout out?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I want to shout out to.
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My wife, Jordan's, my three kids, asking Jacob and Aden
and the company I work for a copper top man
and y'all doing a great job.
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I appreciate it.
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Well man, all right, Michael, sounds like you might be
just starting your family. How old are you, son, I'm
thirty five and the first time caller. I have been
listening to you my whole life.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That is awesome. I was wondering about you. Same age
sack kids. Yeah, man, good word, Michael. Will you hang on, buddy,
glad to have you out there. You kiss your family
for stellam John boy John boys.
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Yes, sir, thank you? Wind them out of hour. Top
of your news.
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How's your feet do it? You got fat feet? Heard
of hell fun. Yeh, good morning. It's a big showing
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the radio, brought to you by another wonderful specialty store.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
Are you thick, ample, generously proportioned, maybe just good old
fashioned fat. If so, it's likely that your feet are two.
You can't just buy shoes anywhere. That's why we made
the Fat Feed Store.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Meet Melinda.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Ha, i'm ada. Of course he already told you they.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Melinda came to us with a very familiar problem. My
feet hurt in our old shoes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Melinda's feet spilled over the.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Top like a big pink cupcake if cupcakes had moles
and a couple chigger bites.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
First, we carefully measured Melinda's feet.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Sorry about the smell. I didn't think we'd be doing
something like this. I ain't changed them socks in five
days and it's been humid.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
Then we took gel impressions.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Uh oh, a couple of scabs and a hang now
got stuck in there. Does that matter? I hope it
don't matter.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Then we entered that information into our Fat Feet Store computer.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
We don't sell computers at the Dollar Store, but we
got potted meat on sale five four dollar. You know
in case you were wondering, noted.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
A few short days later Melinda's shoes were ready.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It was more like a couple weeks. I'll do your commercial,
but I ain't gonna lie about it.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Now thanks to the Fat Beat Store, Melinda is poetry in.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Motion, oopsy coopsy. This always happens when I get new shoes.
I haven't had new shoes in twenty years. It's why
I don't buy new shoes very often, on account of
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stuff like that. Fucking that was my cat's ashes clean
up on Aisle four. No, I reckon, I better go.
Carl gets mad if I'm late.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
And so there you have it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Another satisfied customer.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
They're partying all but my fate still hurt.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Will help you, just like we helped Melinda the Fat
Feed Store.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
What happened in their new shoes?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
What are you bad new shoes for?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What are you bad new shoes?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Fur?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Good morning, there's a big shawn the radio his ringing, Karl.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
I figured since we was right around the fourth of July,
it might be a good time to tell the story
of Independence Day. I can tell you about it if
you owed me too. All right, well, sir, What's upon
a time the fresh Prince was in the Air Force.
He was living in sin with this exotic dancer. Some
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folks call them strippers. I call them exotic dancers. You
could tell what she'd done for a living on account
of her false bosoms. While the fresh Prince was getting
jiggy with that dancer, Gal.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Tanger like it.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
A passel of Martians. They decided they had a hanker
and to take over the Earth. Them space shifts were
flying all over the world, just hanging in the guy there,
waiting to make their move. Then that fella that played
the Fly in that Fly movie, he's working over to
the cable company. He had a boss there, kindly talked
like me. He kept hollering, David, David. Well, sir, the
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Fly caught onto their plans about that time, then Martians
started blowing off stuff. President couldn't figure out what to
do but to fly. He had it all figured out.
But the President he's a tag prideful and didn't want
to listen to him. But about the time the White
House blowed up, he come around a bit. So the President,
the Fly and that fella from taxi and some other folks.
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They all flied off to the desert where it's safe.
The Fresh Prince and that gizz singer that thinks a
good bit of hisself ain't tried fighting them Martians off.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
But the Martians put a hurting on.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Them, but Good wiped them all out, except for the
Fresh Prince. Hey managed to wrect one of them Martians
Rigs Club, whooped the talk out of him. Then he
smoked a cigar. I didn't understand that part of it, well, sir.
He wrapped up that Martian fella and no old parachute
commenced to dragging him across the desert. All of a sudden,
he run up on cousin Eddie from in Vacation Movies.
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He was in a bad way with a hard liquor
driving a motor home with a bunch of other folks
in tow. They helped The Fresh Prince told him that
secret place in the desert there where they had a
bunch of them space boogers and big old jars. They
even had one of their ship rigs there floating in
space right there in the garage. Seemed like this wasn't
the first time them space bogers had been here. I
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guess they're back looking for all their friends. Well, sir,
them scientists fellers at this secret place. He is kindly
curious about what was inside them Martian, and they started
cutting one of them open. Trouble was, he weren't quite
dead yet. He jumped up, started tearing.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Up the place.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
He even turned that mister Data from Star Trek into
a hand puppet. Well sir, they know dem Martian was
fixing the take over the world. They didn't have much
time to stop it. The Fly there, they figured out
how to get him and him and that fresh prince
flew up to that floating space rig up in the
big ship there and charge of everything. They used the
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Fly's laptop computer and they knocked that invisible fence down
and blowed up the big ship. Mister bill Cox said
that was pretty neat trick. He can't hardly get on
his Facebook. Back on Earth, the President gave a speech
about being Independence Day, got everybody to yehawing. They showed
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everybody else in the world low of knocked them spaceships out,
and they commenced to getting it done. Cousin Eddie, he
sobered up long enough to fly his playing right up
into the space ship's backside. He blowed up real good.
All the Martians was yelling, what'd you kill us martians?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Fur?
Speaker 7 (15:50):
What does kill us martians fur? Except they were doing
in Martian talk. I didn't understand it. It makes sense
that that's what they'd be saying. Then to fly and
the fresh Prince they come back to Earth smoked another cigar.
I didn't get that part of it. Then, once all
the people in the world high fived each other and celebrated,
they cleaned up and went back to hating each other
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like they were supposed to do. More of the story,
it don't matter if you come from Mars or Hawaiire.
When you start fooling around with American freedoms, we get
a mite hot about it.
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Huh they won day.
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Hang on, you win this in minutes.
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Where right now from the nest Con Taylor taming you
what to watch. Here's Marcy Taylor, Myraen.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
All right, we're gonna look at the box office reports
from the weekend. Inside Out two was number one for
the third straight weekend.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Or Road.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Kids are out of school, it's a good flick to
take them too. They earned fifty seven point four million
this weekend. So that's a total of four hundred and
sixty nine million in the United States alone, and they
have surpassed the one billion mark globally. Okay, go Pigsar,
Go Pixar. The horror prequel Quiet Place Day one debuted
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in second place.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I'm kind of excited about that. I like the concept
and it was a good movie.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
The first two.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Have you ever seen them?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Kevin Costner's epic Western Horizon and American Saga Chapter one
debuted in third place. Critics are saying, give it a chance.
I know it's three hours, but.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
As air condition conditioning.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
That ain't got nothing else to do.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
And there's snacks, so you got to get that one for.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
You really cheap one.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, that's so I've heard. Bad Boys Rider Died dropped
from second to fourth place. And a science fiction epic
out of India Kalki twenty eight ninety eight a D
came in fifth place. Calki Caulki k A l k
I twenty eight a d Okay fifth place. All right,
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what's coming out Friday? Well, Friday is a movie called
Maxine m A X X X I n E. It's
about a story that takes place in eighties Hollywood. Adult
film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her
big break, but as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets
of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatened to reveal her
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sinister past.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
It's a horror, is that where it comes on you? Minx?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Well, I don't know what came first, Maxine and her
little trouble, her professional name or the Minx.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
The real mystery is why are you asking? Because shows this.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Raided r Yes streaming over on Prime Video. House of Gucci.
You may have remembered them from the Oscars. They did
pretty well there as stars. Lady Gaga as Patricia and
Adam Drivers and Al Pacino are also in this as
a Gucci entrepreneurs.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
And and and what we're remembering about Gucci's.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
During some yeah, yeah, Lady Gaga's in it, and uh
it was nominated for Oscars.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh so now it's streaming, Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Now it's now it's streaming over on that's your manh.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Well, not only can she catch a football in the air,
she can also act and over on Netflix Boogie Nights
in case you never got to see Boogie Nights. That
is on Netflix, along with Catch Me if you can,
Good Fellas and The Dark Night Rises.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Well right, well, thank you very much. That well, let's
get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jepardy review
yesterday's question. We found out that Alexander the Great, that
legendary battles strategists, was first to send his soldiers into
battle without this. It was so their enemy wouldn't have
anything to grab onto.
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They had beautiful herm.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Got your heart.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Don't let them be grabbing wear hair running around. Oh,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. The Aztecs bred chihuahuas by the thousands,
but they didn't keep them as pets. They bred them
for this purpose.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
What her husbands?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
No? No? What o god?
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What ain't on a big show? You told freeline across America?
We played John Boy Jeopardy Next. Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio, rolling though your Tuesday July second. Okay,
we learned yesterday about Alexander la great and wow, yes,
thank you Marcy. We do have a recorded about his
sergeant of arms.
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Hey have beautiful hair, all right, he.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Don't want to cut it, but he gonna act you.
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now let's play Gales live across America.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
It's John Boy jeopany, oh wow, and now your host.
He no longer suffers with itchy nipples, but he does
have an old spider bite and a pretty gnarly hammer toe.
He'll show you if you got a minute, Pas John Boy.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Minder marks matter were told to say. Let's say Hated
Geary out of Waynesboro, Virginia. Good morning, Gary, Hey buddy, welcome.
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Get
this Lord Tiger's prize pack. Let's go back to the Aztecs.
Gear They bred chihuahuas by the thousands, But they didn't
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keep them as pets. They bred them for this purpose, to.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Eat the chihuahuas.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yes, they couldn't go out for Mexican yeah, or could Were.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
The Aztecs Mexican though?
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
They were, so they could go out for Mexican. Well
they did, all right? Well, Gary, thank you. We're figuring
this whole thing out. Leave it right there, buddy, but
we'll get you that long Tiger's prize back up in Waynesboro.
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He has unfold all right.
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Leaving alone? Why the money?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I worked timing the news. On the other side, Mary Jane,
I don't put some thoughts in you good morning, make
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shows on the radio.
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End.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend,
Mary Jane.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I wouldn't go with what's.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
Let's cracking likeet.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Baking, y'all.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
Y'all want to hear something older. I'm making a shopping
list with the grocery store. You know, potatoes are pretty
bad ass if you.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Think about it.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Pato potatoes, like you can turn a potato into a
French fries or potato chips or vodka sounds like all
the other veggies might need to step it up a notch. Garfield,
he's a lucky and he's lucky.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
He's not my cat because it's.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
So I'd be like, bitch, do you know how long
it takes to make lasagna?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
A right?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yo?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
I took a personality test on Facebook the other day.
I don't think I filled it out right. It said
I'm a gas station ham sandwich.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Somewhere.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Jerry did. He is like the craziest idea ever. The
government sends you a letter that says, tell your boss
need time off from work to solve a murderer.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
We'll pay you fifteen bucks.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Most days I can barely find a car key.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
But sure, dude, I hope you figure out if this
is the murder guy or not.
Speaker 11 (27:50):
My sister in law just told me she's pregnant and
it was super awkward. I never know what to do
with my face when people tell me what they're gonna
name their baby.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Hey, why did the outer space.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
Guys quit making up new constellations in the sky? No, really,
I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I think we should bring that back. It'd be fun
to point out a bunch of stars and go and
that one's SpongeBob square pants.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Astra nerveould think. All right, so you know what would
be funny. The people that make head and shoulders shampoo
should make up body wash and call it knees and toes.
I'd like keep a twin pack of that my shower.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
At all time.
Speaker 11 (28:46):
All right, I'm gonna do one more and then I
gotta go because my muscle relaxer is wearing all. I
saw a really big spider in the bathroom yesterday. I
named him cotton eyed Joe because I need to know
two things.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Where did he come.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
From and where did it go? Not a fan of spider.
All right, that's it for now, y'all keep rocking, Okay,
I'll keep thinking and taking naps later.
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Bill Silver's here back again with another.
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Insightful top ten list to brighten your day and make
you forget your troubles. And now that we got that
out of the way, let's talk about inflation. Inflation one
of the key elements to a recession. Paul Surprize winning
economists will disagree, but remember God created economists to make
weather men look good. Inflation, it's so bad even Tom
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Brady came out of retirement. So what is inflation. It's
when you're finally able to make ends meet and the
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only cost one tooth for the tooth fairy. Now that
same doll will cost you your upper set. When my
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wife asked me to explain it, I said, look, honey,
when we were first married, you were thirty six, twenty
four to thirty six, but these days you're forty six
forty forty eight. So theoretically you have more than you
did before, but your value is lower.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's inflation. And look at me, Look at me, I
tell you I'm a mess.
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My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim
of inflation, and together they're putting me in a depression.
But enough about me, tes people. Every dark cloud has
a silver lighting. At least that's what the media tells you.
So let's look at the top ten upsides to inflation.
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Number ten, a trip to the water park is absolutely free.
You just have to wait for your neighbors to leave
so you can use their slipping slide.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Number nine.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Thanks to inflation, employers are offering competitive salaries. All that
really means is your salary will be competing with your bills.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Number eight.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
You can now afford a house at the lake also
known as a van down by the river. Enjoya dinner
out with your loved one, table for two at the
sample station at Sam's Club right this way. Thanks to inflation,
if you eat two popsicles, you wind up with thirty
eight dollars worth of lumber. You're now getting investment advice
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from the guy you made fun of for investing in crypto.
You've tuned out all the news outlets. Now you get
your news from the same guy you accused of being
a conspiracy theorist two years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Thanks to inflation, you become an entrepreneur. Since you can
can't afford air conditioning, you can start teaching Bickram yoga
in the living room. Number two you can now run
errands without paying high gas prices. Of course, you'll eventually
run out of dealerships to take desk drives, so make
them counts. And the number one upside of inflation politicians
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IQ goes from seventeen to nearly fifty three.
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See I didn't name any names, but then again, I
really didn't have to do that, So there you go.
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This is Bill Silver saying you're welcome.
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And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
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I figured since we was right around the fourth of July,
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of Independence Day. I can tell you about it if
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a time the fresh Prince was in the Air Force.
He was living in sin with this exotic dancer. Some
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folks call them strippers. I call them exotic dancers. You
could tell what she'd done for a living on account
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jiggy with that dancer, Gal.
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Tanger like it.
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A passel of Martians. They decided they had a hanker
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flying all over the world, just hanging in the guy there,
waiting to make their move. Then that fella that played
the Fly in that Fly movie, he's working over to
the cable company. He had a boss there, kindly talked
like me. He kept hollering, David, David. Well, sir, the
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Fly caught onto their plans about that time, then Martians
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do but to fly. He had it all figured out.
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to listen to him. But about the time the White
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the Fly and that fella from taxi and some other folks.
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They all flied off to the desert where it's safe.
The Fresh Prince and that gizz singer that thinks a
good bit of hisself ain't tried fighting them Martians off.
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But the Martians put a hurting on.
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Them, but Good wiped them all out, except for the
Fresh Prince. Hey managed to wrect one of them Martians
Rigs Club, whooped the talk out of him. Then he
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He wrapped up that Martian fella and no old parachute
commenced to dragging him across the desert. All of a sudden,
he run up on cousin Eddie from in Vacation Movies.
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He was in a bad way with a hard liquor
driving a motor home with a bunch of other folks
in tow. They helped The Fresh Prince told him that
secret place in the desert there where they had a
bunch of them space boogers and big old jars. They
even had one of their ship rigs there floating in
space right there in the garage. Seemed like this wasn't
the first time them space bogers had been here. I
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guess they're back looking for all their friends. Well, sir,
them scientists fellers at this secret place. He is kindly
curious about what was inside them Martian, and they started
cutting one of them open. Trouble was, he weren't quite
dead yet. He jumped up, started tearing.
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Up the place.
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He even turned that mister Data from Star Trek into
a hand puppet. Well sir, they know dem Martian was
fixing the take over the world. They didn't have much
time to stop it. The Fly there, they figured out
how to get him and him and that fresh prince
flew up to that floating space rig up in the
big ship there and charge of everything. They used the
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Fly's laptop computer and they knocked that invisible fence down
and blowed up the big ship. Mister bill Cox said
that was pretty neat trick. He can't hardly get on
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about being Independence Day, got everybody to yehawing. They showed
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everybody else in the world low of knocked them spaceships out,
and they commenced to getting it done. Cousin Eddie, he
sobered up long enough to fly his playing right up
into the space ship's backside. He blowed up real good.
All the Martians was yelling, what'd you kill us martians?
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What does kill us martians fur? Except they were doing
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that that's what they'd be saying. Then to fly and
the fresh Prince they come back to Earth smoked another cigar.
I didn't get that part of it. Then, once all
the people in the world high fived each other and celebrated,
they cleaned up and went back to hating each other
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like they were supposed to do. More of the story,
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When you start fooling around with American freedoms, we get
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All right, we're gonna look at the box office reports
from the weekend. Inside Out two was number one for
the third straight weekend.
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Or Road.
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Kids are out of school, it's a good flick to
take them too. They earned fifty seven point four million
this weekend. So that's a total of four hundred and
sixty nine million in the United States alone, and they
have surpassed the one billion mark globally. Okay, go Pigsar,
Go Pixar. The horror prequel Quiet Place Day one debuted
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in second place.
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I'm kind of excited about that. I like the concept
and it was a good movie.
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The first two.
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Have you ever seen them?
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Yeah, yeah, there you go.
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Kevin Costner's epic Western Horizon and American Saga Chapter one
debuted in third place. Critics are saying, give it a chance.
I know it's three hours, but.
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Give it a chance.
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As air condition conditioning.
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That ain't got nothing else to do.
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out of India Kalki twenty eight ninety eight a D
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I twenty eight a d Okay fifth place. All right,
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what's coming out Friday? Well, Friday is a movie called
Maxine m A X X X I n E. It's
about a story that takes place in eighties Hollywood. Adult
film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her
big break, but as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets
of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatened to reveal her
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sinister past.
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It's a horror, is that where it comes on you? Minx?
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Well, I don't know what came first, Maxine and her
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The real mystery is why are you asking? Because shows this.
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Raided r Yes streaming over on Prime Video. House of Gucci.
You may have remembered them from the Oscars. They did
pretty well there as stars. Lady Gaga as Patricia and
Adam Drivers and Al Pacino are also in this as
a Gucci entrepreneurs.
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And and and what we're remembering about Gucci's.
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During some yeah, yeah, Lady Gaga's in it, and uh
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Oh so now it's streaming, Okay.
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Yeah.
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in case you never got to see Boogie Nights. That
is on Netflix, along with Catch Me if you can,
Good Fellas and The Dark Night Rises.
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Got your heart.
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Don't let them be grabbing wear hair running around. Oh,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. The Aztecs bred chihuahuas by the thousands,
but they didn't keep them as pets. They bred them
for this purpose.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
What her husbands?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
No? No? What o god?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
What ain't on a big show? You told freeline across America?
We played John Boy Jeopardy Next. Good morning, it's a
(23:08):
big show on the radio, rolling though your Tuesday July second. Okay,
we learned yesterday about Alexander la great and wow, yes,
thank you Marcy. We do have a recorded about his
sergeant of arms.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hey have beautiful hair, all right, he.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Don't want to cut it, but he gonna act you.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Today's major drag with the Big Show. Mid Box, by
the way, is John Boy's original nipple cream and rump rub.
Search for keywords rump rub. Make sure you are the
mid box at the Big Show dot com. And right
now let's play Gales live across America.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
It's John Boy jeopany, oh wow, and now your host.
He no longer suffers with itchy nipples, but he does
have an old spider bite and a pretty gnarly hammer toe.
He'll show you if you got a minute, Pas John Boy.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Minder marks matter were told to say. Let's say Hated
Geary out of Waynesboro, Virginia. Good morning, Gary, Hey buddy, welcome.
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Get
this Lord Tiger's prize pack. Let's go back to the Aztecs.
Gear They bred chihuahuas by the thousands, But they didn't
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keep them as pets. They bred them for this purpose, to.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Eat the chihuahuas.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yes, they couldn't go out for Mexican yeah, or could Were.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
The Aztecs Mexican though?
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
They were, so they could go out for Mexican. Well
they did, all right? Well, Gary, thank you. We're figuring
this whole thing out. Leave it right there, buddy, but
we'll get you that long Tiger's prize back up in Waynesboro.
(25:11):
He has unfold all right.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Leaving alone? Why the money?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I worked timing the news. On the other side, Mary Jane,
I don't put some thoughts in you good morning, make
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
End.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend,
Mary Jane.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I wouldn't go with what's.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
Let's cracking likeet.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Baking, y'all.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
Y'all want to hear something older. I'm making a shopping
list with the grocery store. You know, potatoes are pretty
bad ass if you.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Think about it.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Pato potatoes, like you can turn a potato into a
French fries or potato chips or vodka sounds like all
the other veggies might need to step it up a notch. Garfield,
he's a lucky and he's lucky.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
He's not my cat because it's.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
So I'd be like, bitch, do you know how long
it takes to make lasagna?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
A right?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yo?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
I took a personality test on Facebook the other day.
I don't think I filled it out right. It said
I'm a gas station ham sandwich.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Somewhere.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Jerry did. He is like the craziest idea ever. The
government sends you a letter that says, tell your boss
need time off from work to solve a murderer.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
We'll pay you fifteen bucks.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Most days I can barely find a car key.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
But sure, dude, I hope you figure out if this
is the murder guy or not.
Speaker 11 (27:50):
My sister in law just told me she's pregnant and
it was super awkward. I never know what to do
with my face when people tell me what they're gonna
name their baby.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Hey, why did the outer space.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
Guys quit making up new constellations in the sky? No, really,
I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I think we should bring that back. It'd be fun
to point out a bunch of stars and go and
that one's SpongeBob square pants.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Astra nerveould think. All right, so you know what would
be funny. The people that make head and shoulders shampoo
should make up body wash and call it knees and toes.
I'd like keep a twin pack of that my shower.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
At all time.
Speaker 11 (28:46):
All right, I'm gonna do one more and then I
gotta go because my muscle relaxer is wearing all. I
saw a really big spider in the bathroom yesterday. I
named him cotton eyed Joe because I need to know
two things.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Where did he come.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
From and where did it go? Not a fan of spider.
All right, that's it for now, y'all keep rocking, Okay,
I'll keep thinking and taking naps later.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hargraves meted pop promence.
Because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. There's
Parson on the broadcast on end Dependence Braught to you
by JD.
Speaker 12 (30:04):
Howdy Friends, summertimes in full swing and it's about damn
near time to start blowing stuff up and JD's twenty
four air drive through Pine and Gun Auto Parts pharmaceutical
and don't give a bait and tackle discount. Cigarette out
has all the fire pairent accessories you'll need this forth
that you like. We like it's eighties Roman candles, jumping jacks,
ground beef, salt shakers and full sticks and nuclear grade
dynam night for the candies. We got tiger counters, pope bombs,
assault rifles, ear plugs, lawn chairs, boat trailers, rocket launchers,
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glass packs of twelve varieties of caffeine, peel so you
won't pass out too early. We got hot dogs, charcoal, lighter,
flood moonshine coveralls, flame throwers, diesel fuel, gun powder, and
the biggest collection of offensive foreigner stereo top bumper stickers
this side of the Big Sandy.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So if you're ready for some powerful rips.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Noord and high caliber atomic top grade Southern demolition, stop
into JD's twenty four hour drive through pine and gun
on on parts, pharmaceutical, don't give bait and tackle discoun
cigarette outlet. Let's blow some up and don't forget to
bring a young you.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I can't be read this all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's faithful Gentleman's gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
(31:24):
So when he's laid it's my fault, so Sir, I
feel so.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Boy.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
Then there's a big shaw on the radio, tell y'all
that Bell Silver's coming up when one of his Biden
top ten lives here in a couple of minutes, and
y'all watching debate.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh yeah, last week there that was sad, sad I'm playing,
you know, that's the thing about it. And then like
the rally had went old Old Jill took him down.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
They had a rally, Yeah apparently yeah, but yeah, why,
I mean, he's got teleprompt and whatever they juice him
up with. But he's got he's got teleprompter. So you know,
it looked like that, like the state of Union. But
say the thing about debate, he's by himself. It's nothing
that Leno's just questions back and forth. You know, he
doesn't have the telepump. Anybody I could read his speech,
(32:49):
y'all know how good I cold reads. Oh yeah, don't
I get up there one take John Boy, that's what
years of it. So you know that's guy that when
you've been doing that all your life, even though you're
little older, you can still maybe pull it off. But
oh boy, okay, So anyway, so yeah, y'all go ahead,
act natural. And we got Bill Silvers coming up in
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Minneso's Big Show rolls on.
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Good Morning.
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Speaker 2 (33:50):
Son, Good morning friends.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Bill Silver's here back again with another.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Insightful top ten list to brighten your day and make
you forget your troubles. And now that we got that
out of the way, let's talk about inflation. Inflation one
of the key elements to a recession. Paul Surprize winning
economists will disagree, but remember God created economists to make
weather men look good. Inflation, it's so bad even Tom
(34:17):
Brady came out of retirement. So what is inflation. It's
when you're finally able to make ends meet and the
government comes and moves the ends. You can explain it
to your children like this. Two years ago, that doll
only cost one tooth for the tooth fairy. Now that
same doll will cost you your upper set. When my
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wife asked me to explain it, I said, look, honey,
when we were first married, you were thirty six, twenty
four to thirty six, but these days you're forty six
forty forty eight. So theoretically you have more than you
did before, but your value is lower.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's inflation. And look at me, Look at me, I
tell you I'm a mess.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim
of inflation, and together they're putting me in a depression.
But enough about me, tes people. Every dark cloud has
a silver lighting. At least that's what the media tells you.
So let's look at the top ten upsides to inflation.
(35:16):
Number ten, a trip to the water park is absolutely free.
You just have to wait for your neighbors to leave
so you can use their slipping slide.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Number nine.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Thanks to inflation, employers are offering competitive salaries. All that
really means is your salary will be competing with your bills.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Number eight.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
You can now afford a house at the lake also
known as a van down by the river. Enjoya dinner
out with your loved one, table for two at the
sample station at Sam's Club right this way. Thanks to inflation,
if you eat two popsicles, you wind up with thirty
eight dollars worth of lumber. You're now getting investment advice
(36:02):
from the guy you made fun of for investing in crypto.
You've tuned out all the news outlets. Now you get
your news from the same guy you accused of being
a conspiracy theorist two years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Thanks to inflation, you become an entrepreneur. Since you can
can't afford air conditioning, you can start teaching Bickram yoga
in the living room. Number two you can now run
errands without paying high gas prices. Of course, you'll eventually
run out of dealerships to take desk drives, so make
them counts. And the number one upside of inflation politicians
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IQ goes from seventeen to nearly fifty three.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
See I didn't name any names, but then again, I
really didn't have to do that, So there you go.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
This is Bill Silver saying you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Problem the sac Left. Thank you very much. Let's play
Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
You offer the big O waffle House prize Pack one
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