July 29, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s the anniversary of Hillary Clinton getting the nod from the DNC to run for President - so, we’ll peek behind the curtain to see what really went on when Hillary Clinton was in the White House - under Bill.. - Tater has a curious collection of things for us to watch.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores are rolling out their Summertime Customer Appreciation Sale and this one goes to 11.. - Marci sings her own anthem, “The Delusional Girl”.. - Johnny No-Cash has a musical tribute to Hillary Clinton.. - Mark Packer checks in for a report on the week in sports.. - and Gary Busey makes another entry into his diary…
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the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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Talk a dottle doo? I'm a I'm on say hey,
do you Tuesday?
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It is July twenty nine, three days lift in this
independence month?
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Have that abouty?
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How that boutyr?
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What national days ago?
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If you want to participate National Lasagna Day, do that?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
National Chicken wing Day? Yeah? And National Lipstick Day.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
For some women, lipstick is the only make up requirement,
whether the color is sheer, light, dark or bright. Today
is the day for all kinds of lipstick looking.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And nowadays could be true for a lot of guys.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Have you noticed many men that were all young men
are wearing lipstick?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, not lipstick, I know they the eye linersuff. Have
you seen the latest tree and I saw this of
course I have been following it.
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Maybe you haven't seen it. Day about is uh?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Girls using sharpies? You know, like like our autograph pens,
the markers and felt markers on their lips.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Forlips, they're using sharpies. Well that's dumb, toxic. It's like
one of those trend deals, you.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Know, like like a TikTok trend.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Do you think it must be like that?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
He wiz guys come on so or.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Maybe it's it's not a trend.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's just like well girls will say, look, man, you
know this works and it lasts a long time on
your lists.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Tattooed. I just got to do that. You don't have
to be real bright now.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
All right, I'll pass remember you, you know, because through
the years, I've had many sharpie marks all over my
body and they're hard to get off, so I know
they do last awhile, So I don't know about lips.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Get to shed some skin for that to come off.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All right, Well y'all, don't do that with the sharpiest
and on national lipstick, get real lipstick?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Can you stop watching the trends? Please stay off your fly.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I just happened to see it on TV believia. I
would't know how to get to the trend on my fuck.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Apparently you can't get to the remote either if you're leaving.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
On the well, well, it's for stuff. I wanted to
be able to tell y'all about some trends. They're a
way for the team. Yeah, so y'all, don't do that
with the sharpies on your mouth and we'll all be
all right. She's trying to go ahead. Put some of
that blue. You got a blue sharp.
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You put paint your toenails.
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Oh nice?
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with the first telephone conversation between New York and San Francisco.
It was across our continent. Now move up to twenty twelve.
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Rappers Snoop dog was banned from Norway. Can you guess why?
Hey this It was trying to bring a small amount
of sharpiees marijuana, yes, into the country in June, so
they said we ban you for two years over in Norway.
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Finally, on this date in twenty sixteen, Hillary Clinton accepted
the Democratic nomination for president at the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia,
the first woman to be nominated by a major political party.
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And we'll celebrate that later.
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I'm sorry, Billy's a little short hangover jacket. Why we're
gonna jump out catch you up on your news said,
we're gonna celebrate Hillary taking the nomination back in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
I on the other side, Now, don't mess away.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Good morning, there is a big show on the radio
on this day, twenty sixteen, Hillary got her nominations run
for president, and we went behind the scenes.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Well you heard the flap Newts Mama calling Hillary the
B word with Connie Chung the next morning, right after
White House staffers found it out. We think it might
have went something a little like this.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh man, this is not good.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Okay, Okay, take it easierable. Look, Look, look's not the
first time it's happened. We'll handle it all right.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
No, it is She's gonna blow up when she hears this.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
Way.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Why why here she comes? Let you stand up, Let
me do the talking. Don't you be quiet?
Speaker 14 (10:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Uh? Good morning, missus Clinton?
Speaker 15 (10:11):
What so for forgot about it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And why did you call me?
Speaker 13 (10:16):
Uh uh Missus Rodham Clinton?
Speaker 8 (10:19):
What uh Missus Rodham Clinton?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And don't forget it, Paul?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
What is with this coffee?
Speaker 10 (10:27):
It tastes like.
Speaker 15 (10:30):
I'm the president of the United States of America. You
think I could get a decent cup of coffee?
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What so f F important?
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Two items we thought needed your immediate attention. First of all,
CBS just sent out a press release about this week's
Eye to Eye with Connie Chung. She's doing an interview
with Newt Gingrich's mother. So what well, she had a
uh uh an interesting comment about you, missus Missus rod
Missus Roden Quest spit it out?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well?
Speaker 13 (11:07):
She she called you a.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Give me that sexual moron?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
What that?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No good?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Hell billy?
Speaker 15 (11:20):
That I'll rip the head of it down her neck
is what I don't.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Do, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
We we've talked it over here in the office. If
we handled this right, we think we may be able
to spin it to our advantage.
Speaker 15 (11:33):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (11:36):
Well, we think we can seize the moral high ground
if you give the republic response.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
And just what the would that be, Paul, Well.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
We think you should send missus Gingrich a note inviting
her to come and visit the White House.
Speaker 15 (11:50):
Has everybody lost their and you two, I'm not gonnavide
that stupid eye to my house.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
But think about it.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
You'll be, you know, diffusing the controversy by refusing to
get angry. Plus, it'd be a great chance to soften
your public image a little.
Speaker 15 (12:10):
And what the is wrong with my public image?
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Well, some people think you come on a little harsh,
a little shrill, a little like a like a a what, well,
like a bitch like your stupid So I'm sorry I
was saying, But missus Robin Clinton, this is a great opportunity.
You're gonna be at that elementary school for that photo
op with the President today, this is bound to come up.
(12:35):
I mean, all you got to do is smile, say
something soothing and and you know, non controversial. You mention
the Golden rule or something, and then tomorrow we send
a letter to Missus Gingrich saying no hard feelings. Why
don't you come visit the White House sometime? See we
release it to the media.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Presto.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
You look like a warm, gracious, soft hearted woman who
who knows how to respond intelligently to criticism.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Bite my.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Will should at least think about it.
Speaker 15 (13:02):
But yeah, right, I remember the last time you her
dad's trying to soften my image. Do you remember that?
That's with the Apron and the Brownies.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I felt like Betty her Crocker.
Speaker 13 (13:14):
The chances are she won't even take you up on it,
but at least you'll have made the offer.
Speaker 15 (13:19):
You know, well, she I guess it's the best thing
to do.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
But I hate this.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
Not gonna spend off day with her hair.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Either, No, no, no.
Speaker 13 (13:31):
So if she does come, we'll bring her in and
out thirty minutes, it's over, bam.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
You know.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
The point is you'll do wonders for your image.
Speaker 15 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, image up your okay, set it up.
But I'm telling you, I hate that. It's your own
feel eyes here. I've got an idea.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Why we're working on that.
Speaker 15 (13:50):
Why don't we invite Paula Jones over for a sleepover
at the White House?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Would you like that?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Funny?
Speaker 13 (13:56):
You should bring that up. That's the second item on
our agenda. What what It's an idea we had about
how to you know, handle that sexual harassment suit against
the press.
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You check all of you.
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I hate about getting older.
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Dumb ass. Number nine, I got the old man smell.
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A combination of mothballs, pee and regret.
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This guy knowes what I'm talking about.
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Ah well, I gotta drop aduce, but I can wait
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I got a lot of problems with.
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I've told you before that wasn't reality.
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That.
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I'll look into that and tell you where you can
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And yes, that's our buddy, Leanne Morgan. She's got a sitcom.
She's the writer and executive producer along with Chuck Lore,
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Several big show buds. All right, now, I'm gonna pay attention.
What'd you say?
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Netflix and It's titled Leanne Lee Ann.
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Leanne Morgan.
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I try to do her boys.
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That's how she called.
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Since she was taking her daughter to these cheering camps
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her for years.
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She can going through the menopause.
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Is funny.
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That she's been in the biz for a long time.
Folks who went to the movies last weekend the top
five movies. Marvel's The Fantastic Four First Steps opened in
first place, made about one hundred million dollars in domestically
after two weeks in first place. James Gunn's Superman dropped
a second place. For those keeping count, Jurassic World Rebirth
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came in third. F One, the Movie starring Brad Pitt
was in fourth place, and the animated Smurf's Reboot came
in fifth. Movies coming out this Friday, The Naked Gun
got Pam Anderson and it also ooh, and they've been
doing a lot of press and seemed very cozy. Tabloids
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have been trying to make something out of it. I'll
have to say, but this serves as a legacy sequel
to Naked Gun thirty three and a third, The Final Insult,
And it's the fourth film in the Naked Gun franchise.
And so it's it's pretty fitting that Liam Neeson, who's
a pretty straight dramatic actor, followed in the footsteps of
Leslie Nielson, who was also a pretty serious dramatic actor when.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
He did Airport.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Yeah, so they got that going on.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
So that looks good.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
The trailers look good for that, and then an ad
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minted lives as the good guys. They're pulled back out
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Guys Too. All right, that's a rapper what to watch?
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But in China this part of the jigging is in
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Butt dots where they are squab your pants but bots. Oh,
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Boy?
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Mike.
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Rayford remembers, I guess nowadays the schools provide musical instruments
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Reminds me of when I was a member of the
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That was that was pretty awesome. Uh So it was
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio, well with all
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the delusion little girl?
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Are you ladies? My christmam tending far now? I'm a
big shine of bitch Congress. How I get this far?
Commis love me? I'm there he.
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I just don't see.
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That.
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I'm a crueless to fs couss just as me.
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So they are rock in an illusional world and dying
am an illusion of girl. You know that they are
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Real love covers plan.
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So skills.
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To the fools. They are in the emutional world, dying
about over that they are in ausion over dying amo
delution thing a world.
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Again, all the world again, losing world assumption?
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Is that really what work can tell?
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world and nothing in my delusion of girl, and you
know that we are dead, you brought in the lusion world,
and I'm just a delusion of.
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The rock in a delusion world and nothing a delusion
of their where say, in a delusional world? And that
am a delusion of their delusion of thank again. That's
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the motion, the.
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Getting nothing world, nail that Tyler and now that I
was getting to a split for you guys like that.
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And to be honest, we didn't tell her what it
was about.
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We just said, sing ah, well, let's play Beat the
Blonde one eight hundred, big show.
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You told Free Line, we'll get a contestant play next
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Talk a dottle doo? I'm a I'm on say hey,
do you Tuesday?
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It is July twenty nine, three days lift in this
independence month?
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Have that abouty?
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How that boutyr?
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What national days ago?
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If you want to participate National Lasagna Day, do that?
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National Chicken wing Day? Yeah? And National Lipstick Day.
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Yeah.
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For some women, lipstick is the only make up requirement,
whether the color is sheer, light, dark or bright. Today
is the day for all kinds of lipstick looking.
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And nowadays could be true for a lot of guys.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Have you noticed many men that were all young men
are wearing lipstick?
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No, not lipstick, I know they the eye linersuff. Have
you seen the latest tree and I saw this of
course I have been following it.
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Maybe you haven't seen it. Day about is uh?
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Girls using sharpies? You know, like like our autograph pens,
the markers and felt markers on their lips.
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Forlips, they're using sharpies. Well that's dumb, toxic. It's like
one of those trend deals, you.
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Know, like like a TikTok trend.
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Do you think it must be like that?
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He wiz guys come on so or.
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Maybe it's it's not a trend.
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It's just like well girls will say, look, man, you
know this works and it lasts a long time on
your lists.
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Tattooed. I just got to do that. You don't have
to be real bright now.
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All right, I'll pass remember you, you know, because through
the years, I've had many sharpie marks all over my
body and they're hard to get off, so I know
they do last awhile, So I don't know about lips.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Get to shed some skin for that to come off.
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All right, Well y'all, don't do that with the sharpiest
and on national lipstick, get real lipstick?
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Can you stop watching the trends? Please stay off your fly.
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I just happened to see it on TV believia. I
would't know how to get to the trend on my fuck.
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Apparently you can't get to the remote either if you're leaving.
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On the well, well, it's for stuff. I wanted to
be able to tell y'all about some trends. They're a
way for the team. Yeah, so y'all, don't do that
with the sharpies on your mouth and we'll all be
all right. She's trying to go ahead. Put some of
that blue. You got a blue sharp.
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You put paint your toenails.
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with the first telephone conversation between New York and San Francisco.
It was across our continent. Now move up to twenty twelve.
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Rappers Snoop dog was banned from Norway. Can you guess why?
Hey this It was trying to bring a small amount
of sharpiees marijuana, yes, into the country in June, so
they said we ban you for two years over in Norway.
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His lawyer state a Snoop but just lived with a
band and did not appeal. Snoop Dogg, Where are you
going to hide it? If you're Snoop Dogg, you're going
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Why I wanna try, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Finally, on this date in twenty sixteen, Hillary Clinton accepted
the Democratic nomination for president at the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia,
the first woman to be nominated by a major political party.
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And we'll celebrate that later.
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Right now, there's our three categories one eight hundred big shows.
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Hillary Clinton, anti clothing, Micky Haley.
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I'm sorry, Billy's a little short hangover jacket. Why we're
gonna jump out catch you up on your news said,
we're gonna celebrate Hillary taking the nomination back in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
I on the other side, Now, don't mess away.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Good morning, there is a big show on the radio
on this day, twenty sixteen, Hillary got her nominations run
for president, and we went behind the scenes.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Well you heard the flap Newts Mama calling Hillary the
B word with Connie Chung the next morning, right after
White House staffers found it out. We think it might
have went something a little like this.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh man, this is not good.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Okay, Okay, take it easierable. Look, Look, look's not the
first time it's happened. We'll handle it all right.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
No, it is She's gonna blow up when she hears this.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
Way.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Why why here she comes? Let you stand up, Let
me do the talking. Don't you be quiet?
Speaker 14 (10:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Uh? Good morning, missus Clinton?
Speaker 15 (10:11):
What so for forgot about it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And why did you call me?
Speaker 13 (10:16):
Uh uh Missus Rodham Clinton?
Speaker 8 (10:19):
What uh Missus Rodham Clinton?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And don't forget it, Paul?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
What is with this coffee?
Speaker 10 (10:27):
It tastes like.
Speaker 15 (10:30):
I'm the president of the United States of America. You
think I could get a decent cup of coffee?
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What so f F important?
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Two items we thought needed your immediate attention. First of all,
CBS just sent out a press release about this week's
Eye to Eye with Connie Chung. She's doing an interview
with Newt Gingrich's mother. So what well, she had a
uh uh an interesting comment about you, missus Missus rod
Missus Roden Quest spit it out?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well?
Speaker 13 (11:07):
She she called you a.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Give me that sexual moron?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
What that?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No good?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Hell billy?
Speaker 15 (11:20):
That I'll rip the head of it down her neck
is what I don't.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Do, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
We we've talked it over here in the office. If
we handled this right, we think we may be able
to spin it to our advantage.
Speaker 15 (11:33):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (11:36):
Well, we think we can seize the moral high ground
if you give the republic response.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
And just what the would that be, Paul, Well.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
We think you should send missus Gingrich a note inviting
her to come and visit the White House.
Speaker 15 (11:50):
Has everybody lost their and you two, I'm not gonnavide
that stupid eye to my house.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
But think about it.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
You'll be, you know, diffusing the controversy by refusing to
get angry. Plus, it'd be a great chance to soften
your public image a little.
Speaker 15 (12:10):
And what the is wrong with my public image?
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Well, some people think you come on a little harsh,
a little shrill, a little like a like a a what, well,
like a bitch like your stupid So I'm sorry I
was saying, But missus Robin Clinton, this is a great opportunity.
You're gonna be at that elementary school for that photo
op with the President today, this is bound to come up.
(12:35):
I mean, all you got to do is smile, say
something soothing and and you know, non controversial. You mention
the Golden rule or something, and then tomorrow we send
a letter to Missus Gingrich saying no hard feelings. Why
don't you come visit the White House sometime? See we
release it to the media.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Presto.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
You look like a warm, gracious, soft hearted woman who
who knows how to respond intelligently to criticism.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Bite my.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Will should at least think about it.
Speaker 15 (13:02):
But yeah, right, I remember the last time you her
dad's trying to soften my image. Do you remember that?
That's with the Apron and the Brownies.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I felt like Betty her Crocker.
Speaker 13 (13:14):
The chances are she won't even take you up on it,
but at least you'll have made the offer.
Speaker 15 (13:19):
You know, well, she I guess it's the best thing
to do.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
But I hate this.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
Not gonna spend off day with her hair.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Either, No, no, no.
Speaker 13 (13:31):
So if she does come, we'll bring her in and
out thirty minutes, it's over, bam.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
You know.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
The point is you'll do wonders for your image.
Speaker 15 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, image up your okay, set it up.
But I'm telling you, I hate that. It's your own
feel eyes here. I've got an idea.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Why we're working on that.
Speaker 15 (13:50):
Why don't we invite Paula Jones over for a sleepover
at the White House?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Would you like that?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Funny?
Speaker 13 (13:56):
You should bring that up. That's the second item on
our agenda. What what It's an idea we had about
how to you know, handle that sexual harassment suit against
the press.
Speaker 15 (14:05):
You check all of you.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
I'm really kick you out.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
For the last way.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Hi, Jeff take it.
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Hey, I turned sixty seven this past Sunday. Let me
just say, with all sincerity, whoop.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
But he do.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
This whole getting old thing just so from the neck up.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I'm still in my thirties, torso, late forties, maybe fifty
waist down, one hundred and seven, team in thousand. I'm
gonna tell you right now, if I'd have known it
was gonna be like this, I'd have checked out twenty
years ago. But no, you gotta think about other people,
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so many responsibilities. This is proof, ah man, idiot. I've
done a couple other top tens on getting older. Guess what,
here's another one, So shut up and take it from
the home office in Casa de Geezer, in the mismatched
sock drawer next to the store brand viagra that doesn't work.
(15:49):
The Top ten new things.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I hate about getting older.
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Stand Inside streaming this week. How about WWE Unreal on Netflix.
It's a documentary series. It's their first season from Monday
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That's all right, say WWE superstars and staff as they
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Lord of money.
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Why do I write things so hard for me to write?
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So check that out.
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Also Conversations with a Killer, The Son of Sam tapes
that's also on Netflix. If you for our true crime people.
This is a docu series that explores the infamous serial
killer David Burkewitz Postman. He was the one that terrorized
New York City. I think he did send let Newman's route.
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I'm thinking about the different one.
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Oh, I think Son of Sam.
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Maybe I'm thinking about this is Sam conversations.
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Yeah, okay, well I don know he traded this postal
sachels for a bet that crimer made.
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I've told you before that wasn't reality.
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That.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
I'll look into that and tell you where you can
see that. Leanne is a sitcom on Netflix season one.
And yes, that's our buddy, Leanne Morgan. She's got a sitcom.
She's the writer and executive producer along with Chuck Lore,
who also wrote an executive produced. Uh it's they have
an all star cast. Blake Clark is on there, Ryan
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Styles and Kristin Johnson, Celia Watson, so.
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Several big show buds. All right, now, I'm gonna pay attention.
What'd you say?
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Netflix and It's titled Leanne Lee Ann.
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Leanne Morgan.
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I try to do her boys.
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That's how she called.
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Since she was taking her daughter to these cheering camps
and these cheering competitions, then go get dressed in their
little horrorutfu.
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Yeah, she had teenagers that just they didn't talk to
her for years.
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She can going through the menopause.
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Is funny.
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That she's been in the biz for a long time.
Folks who went to the movies last weekend the top
five movies. Marvel's The Fantastic Four First Steps opened in
first place, made about one hundred million dollars in domestically
after two weeks in first place. James Gunn's Superman dropped
a second place. For those keeping count, Jurassic World Rebirth
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came in third. F One, the Movie starring Brad Pitt
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in fifth. Movies coming out this Friday, The Naked Gun
got Pam Anderson and it also ooh, and they've been
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have been trying to make something out of it. I'll
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And it's the fourth film in the Naked Gun franchise.
And so it's it's pretty fitting that Liam Neeson, who's
a pretty straight dramatic actor, followed in the footsteps of
Leslie Nielson, who was also a pretty serious dramatic actor when.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
He did Airport.
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Yeah, so they got that going on.
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So that looks good.
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The trailers look good for that, and then an ad
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of retirement and forced to do one last job by
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All right, thank you very much of that report. Well,
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But in China this part of the jigging is in
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he'll eat a chicken food.
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Today is john Boy Jeopardy. You'll find these little things
all over America. In Oregon they're called turtles, but Texans
call them buttons. But they are officially named bots dots.
And this is what they are used for.
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Butt dots where they are squab your pants but bots. Oh,
I have no idea bots dots.
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Well, let's go to we get a winner.
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One eight hundred Big Show You toll free line. We
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It's John Boyd Jeffardy.
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Oh wow, why and now your host?
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He says, one sure sign you're getting old. The weather
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Is gonna ruin your weekend plants. And your only reaction, well,
we sure do need it, He's John boy We do.
Let's say hey to Mike ou the Dexter, Missouri.
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Good morning, Mike. What's going on?
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Boy?
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Hey man, you are with the first shot at John
Boordjeopardy this morning.
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Mike.
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Well, all right, all right man, Well Mike, you'll find
these little things all over America. In Oregon they're called turtles.
Texans call them buttons, but they're officially named bots dots,
and this is what they are used for.
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Those are highway lane markers.
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Oh, the highway lane markers. Let's say, please you that
my time limited these days. They are also sometimes called
drunks bumps, No, drunks, drunks bumps, trunk bump No. There
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are more than half a billion of them on US highways,
and the dots themselves only cost about a buck each,
but since each one must be installed pretty much by
hand using special epoxy. The final courts is around twelve
dollars each each. Worse yet, they were originally made the
last up to ten years, but today's versions barely make
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it to two.
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China, I tell you who could use some of those
North Carolina roads right there?
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We got the money off. We don't have enough.
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I can't see in the rain.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, I used age when I'd ride the bicycle. I
would like to do figure hs between them. Oh yeah,
off Dexterity. That's why the chicks digging. Hey, Mike, look
at you buy. You got to be more prize backhead
of your pan over in dexter We appreciate you mane yes.
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Sir, I appreciate it. Hey can't give a shout out,
you go ahead. I want to give a shout out
to all you American farmers. Keep feeding America, keep up
the ground. Had a boy mind. Appreciate you you you
hang on with jagging. Why are we jumping out? Catching
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On the other side, it's our Rape Rave of the
Morning as we remember rap Good Morning of It shows
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all the radio back in the days when school kids
couldn't afford to buy musical instruments, still play in the band.
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They did the best they could with what they had.
Robert D.
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Rayford remembers, I guess nowadays the schools provide musical instruments
horns and saxes and trombones and whatever for the students
to play in the band.
Speaker 20 (29:57):
Used to be, the schools didn't have that kind of money.
Reminds me of when I was a member of the
only band I ever played in Miss King's third grade
rhythm band at Clara Harris's School in Concord. That was
about nineteen thirty six. A rhythm band consists of all
percussion instruments, mostly rhythm sticks, a few bells, and a
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couple of tambourines. I remember it well in the waning
days of the Great Depression. Each band member boy and
girl had a unisex costume, white shirt, white pants, and
a bright red cloak. The pants and shirt could be
bought at J. C. Penny, but the mothers had to
make the cloaks out of any cloth they could find,
as long as.
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It was bright bread.
Speaker 20 (30:40):
I can remember little Bobby Rayford, blond headed and freckle face,
looking at himself in the mirror and wondering what sissy
thought up this get up, but I wore it that
one day to play in the third grade rhythm band.
I played the rhythm sticks, me and eighty percent of
the rest of the class. Only the talent had got
to play bells and tambourines. After the band played for
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the PTA meeting that day, I rushed home, no such
thing as busses in those glorious days, and played Superman
in the cape. Remember that well too, Robert D. Rayford
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happy this morning. Bubba Wallace first black driver to win
at indeed, Yeah, driving that twenty three cars Michael's number,
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Michael and Denny on the team twenty three eleven racing.
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Man, what a celebration.
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Man, that was good.
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And you can tell how well Bubba Wallace is so
liked in the garage. Did you see all the drivers
coming up beside him after he won hitting them car? Yeah,
you got away everything to do to love tab man.
That was that was pretty awesome. Uh So it was
man and it was a rain to lay right at
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the end of the so it was an eighteen minute
rain delay, two overtimes, and late fuel uncertain expecting Bubba
to run out of gas in a time ultimately hedge
out defending champion Kyle Larson by.
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Zero point two two two seconds. Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Victory marked his third career NASCAR Cup Series win, snapped
a one hundred race windless streak dating back to twenty
two and locked him into the playoffs.
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So he's ready to go on. I'm all race here.
What we're doing the year? We'll get dug in here.
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Wait a minute, I knew and I had a memorized,
but then you know how those when you're getting older.
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Like going Iowa.
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We're going to Iowa corn three point fifty powered by
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good deal, My congratulations, Bubba twenty three eleven race.
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All right, damn what we got here?
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Ooh, we got Tater getting read the take center stage
and we'll be playing Beating the Blonde in minutes.
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Big show rolls on.
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio, well with all
the comedies taking headlines with the uh was the mayor
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Damy whatever his name.
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Is, Donnie. Yeah, AOC just is in love with him.
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So shambon, Tator, you're gonna pose as AOC singing a
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for over forty years. All right, here's Tator singing as
the delusion little girl?
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Are you ladies? My christmam tending far now? I'm a
big shine of bitch Congress. How I get this far?
Commis love me? I'm there he.
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I just don't see.
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That.
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I'm a crueless to fs couss just as me.
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So they are rock in an illusional world and dying
am an illusion of girl. You know that they are
rom in a delusional world, dying am my delutional.
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Lots of plans to see the world we see two
weeks now.
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Real love covers plan.
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Says trace no, most party cows.
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No more for outlas contest.
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So skills.
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I don't know how we'll be for sounds good.
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To the fools. They are in the emutional world, dying
about over that they are in ausion over dying amo
delution thing a world.
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Again, all the world again, losing world assumption?
Speaker 8 (40:11):
Is that really what work can tell?
Speaker 21 (40:17):
But holstics will make me streach the friends can go
to tell because we are there rock in a delusion
world and nothing in my delusion of girl, and you
know that we are dead, you brought in the lusion world,
and I'm just a delusion of.
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The rock in a delusion world and nothing a delusion
of their where say, in a delusional world? And that
am a delusion of their delusion of thank again. That's
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the motion, the.
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Thank again, not themution all the world than.
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thank you, get not the lusia world play thing getting
up the bus world.
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was getting to a split for you guys like that.
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And to be honest, we didn't tell her what it
was about.
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We just said, sing ah, well, let's play Beat the
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