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Love that.
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Here we are. Oh God away miss y'all for a while. Man,
take care of my mouth. What it was me? Make
your own jokes there? Then, oh we are, let's see here.
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Tuesday, June the seventeenth says National apple Strudel Day.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I remember old German Bud Helmet.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yep, he used to make apples through It was like
commercial apple maker wasn't.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Well he got into stores, but it was very good
and very homemadeish.
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Yeah, that was old Helmet. My talk long ample, I
could communicate with him pretty good.
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National Eat your Vegetables Day, no apple strudle as you
eat your vegetables. Cherry tart day. How about a cherry
tart kind of like a pop tart. They kind of
coined the tart business there with a pop on it.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
The tarts kind of look like they're they're open. They're
not covered up like a pie like pop tart is.
It's just kind of like a big It's like one
of those big thumb cookies. Kind of looks like that pop.
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Tart to another level. Yeah about root Beard Day, I
don't know. Cherry Tart root beard doesn't sound like it
would go together.
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Gotta have a day for everybody. N should mascot Day?
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Anybody here besides Randy ever work as a mascot. No,
I'm officially a two time loser. I was a chicken
and Scooby Dude, that's right, you were like a professional
tear winds four dollars an hour, youn't.
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You couldn't say anything now, but boy, the kids are mean.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I got kicked in the crouch more times than Scooby
Dude in high school.
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And you weren't allowed to touch the kids. I'm sure
you know they're frown gonna find you.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right, So good, Okay, Well, so that's it. Mascot
Day was the last one.
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We're supposed to recognize the look they bring to teams
franchises in the Crotch area.
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Congratulation. All right, three days in this are saved up.
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Let's get you ready.
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Right here with our our three dates in history where
we got our categories. June seventeenth, nineteen ninety three, a
local crook stole two security cameras from a Brooklyn bank.
Police knew who it was because the last pictures both
cameras took showed him unscrewing them from the wall.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Say geez oh. One.
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After routinely tardy students claimed they didn't have alarm clocks,
Saint James Primary School and Gordon, England, handed out free alarm.
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Clocks their students arrive a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Earlier and were much more consistent, so they weren't lying
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, but I tried that. It didn't work. That was
with me though, Yes, I know, all right. Six.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
In a real life version of Goldilocks and the Three
Bears in Reverse, a West Vancouver woman came home to
find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen. Well,
police couldn't get the bear to bud, so they let
the animal finish his oatmeal. Eventually, the bear decided to
go out the same way he got in, through a
sliding glass door and headed back down to the forest.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm eating here. I mean, hey, anybody seen boo boo?
Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Three dates there, there's our categories that'll work.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh, think about Goldilocks on that last one.
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Listen to it one eight hundred Big show you told
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Tuesday, June the seventeenth. Look at how featured track when
the Big Show Big Box.
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radio and all the Reverend Billy.
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Ray Collins a message for the graduates. They weren't graduates
it's your graduate the.
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John boye Billy album mark the highlights of their life.
We're here for you right now. Oh yes, Upperst. Let's
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John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the big
Prize being. Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun when you're playing uppers. Have
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You have a big shot.
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A gym from Lawray Why John Yard, we have shots?
Good morning gym, Hey John Boy, thanks for that big
and a doctor.
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Oh right, big old prize pack on the line, naming
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But don't get nervous, Jim, all right, I can't stand it.
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Crime baby alight for the wind.
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Three things Goldilocks tried in the Bear's house.
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I warned you. Ready go Porridge bid and she broke
the chair. Say soup, you said, Porridge? Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Have you seen that new commercial about Goldilocks. She's in
there in the three bear sitting older.
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She's trying to rent her buy a home. Oh my gosh,
it's hilarious.
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What I like.
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that she would usually do.
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I ain't go for it. I got you good morning.
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That's a big showing the radio.
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Yeah, it was a road course in Mexico City where
a nice call boys was racing Sunday. It's full of
a a j Almond dinger who's going to road courses?
Dog gone, he didn't wear He was running up trying
a little bit got to give a shout out to
Shane van Gisburg, and I thought he was a.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
German, Doug said, last time about that, But that's all right.
We'll get up with a dog here on Thursday. Let
them get on and go, Shane. I want a couple
of bucks on him. So oh hi, by the Hi five, not.
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So hey, Carmond Girlfenash thirteenth. It was a top twenty
finished dog on it. If he had that restaurant, we
tried to talk him in two years ago, they could
be celebrating right now. Yeah, all right, so we got
the theme song, so that'll have to hold you over.
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and Southern fried. Pile it up and cram it in,
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Speaker 4 (12:05):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio, and here
we go, and all let's bring in oliver.
Speaker 12 (12:16):
Well, well, well, here we go again. Does this sound familiar?
You wake up disappointed that the grim reaper passed you
by again.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You try to keep.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
Your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 13 (12:37):
Again.
Speaker 12 (12:41):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you exist, and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
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bosom of your family who hates you. And guess what,
Tomorrow you get to do it all over again. What
to do?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What to do? Cheer up?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other people.
Here are a few ideas you might try that'll help
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you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
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to do something, Say do you want fries?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
With that?
Speaker 12 (14:37):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction. Switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for
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sexual favors, I've done that.
Speaker 14 (15:10):
Nobody believed it, Randy, Randy, finish all your sentences with
in accordance with the prophecy.
Speaker 12 (15:26):
As often as possible, skip instead of walk. Ask people
what sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify
over and over again that your drive through order is
to go. When the money comes out of the atm
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scream I won I won.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Over dinner.
Speaker 12 (15:56):
Tell your children, due to the economy, we're going to
have to let one of you go. Run screaming from
the pet store. The lobsters are loose, find a busy
spot at the mall and verbally rate passing women from
one to ten. Insist on doing your wedding vows in
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pig latter. Tell your grandparents that they're out of your will.
I hope this inspires you be creative, have fun, and
don't let the sobs get you down. But most importantly,
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live every day as if it were your last, because
someday you'll be right.
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This makes you on the radio jumbo bit and tender.
Others ran to Jackie and you listening.
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I'd see what everybody was watching. At the box office
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number one, Leelo and Stitch dropped to second place because
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titled Materialists Materialists sounds like sounds like?
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Thank you sorry?
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Right.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Fourth place went to Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning it
dropped from third to fourth and riding out the top
five from the World of John Wick. Vallerina came in fifth.
Please Movies coming out this weekend in the theater Elo.
It's an animated flick with Zoey Solanda bred Garrett.
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That's the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Eleo is a space fanatic with an active imagination finds
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anniversary re release.
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Of Jaws this weekend fifty so.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Young kids who only have seen it on your little
TV go.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
See it on the big screen.
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Right well, at eighty inch is still tinier than at
the movies streaming this week. Snow White is on Disney Plus.
That was the live action snow White Deep Covers on
Prime Video. It stars Orlando Bloom, Bryce Dallas Howard and
Nick Muhammad. It's an action comedy of these improv comics
will get hired to go under cover.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, it's all right, I saw it this weekend.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Plane is on Netflix. It has Gerard Butler in it.
It's in Netflix's top ten.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Movies to watch.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
It's about a commercial airline pilot who's hoping to wrap
up one last flight.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
Am and Zeus.
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And if you're into documentaries, Netflix has the latest Titan,
the Ocean Gate disaster. It delves into the titans submersive
implosion that happened around this time in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Very interesting. I've seen it.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, and how the folks didn't make it? So that
is on Netflix.
Speaker 13 (22:18):
Yeap.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Now one we watched. We kind of binged it. It
was six episodes. It's a like a series, but it
really feels like a movie Zero Day with Robert de Niro.
He plays the ex president who the current president appoints
to a board to take over the investigation into a
hack on the American system, all the power grids, everything.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Does he use bad language about the president before him?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
No, No, Actually it's very apolitical. I mean, so you
can kind of play it. I mean, when we were
watching it, you could pretend you you could easily see
that the person who currently was a president could have
been common or someone else.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, so zero zero day zero.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
It's a computer term that means the you know, the
infection is deployed right away.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Does he make this face?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes he does, but it's very good. It's very competit.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
All right, you guys get a lot of watch.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here. According to historians, there was
a real life inspiration for the nursery rhyme little miss Muffett.
Her father was a sixteenth century doctor who believed spiders
had healing powers, and he forced her to do this
whenever she was sick.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yes, sit on that tough itt, that's what he made
her do.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It sounds painful, it is.
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But no what y'all got? What ain't hundred big show?
You told free line, we played John boyd Jepardy. Next
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Tuesday morning, you got the big show on the radio
back where we ought to be here this June seventeenth,
our future tracks going to make show bed box Reverend
Billy Red Collins with a message for the graduates.
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You know you got to hit any words. Graduates hit
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And right now let's play jeans live across America.
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It's John Boy Jump.
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And now a man who was actually the inspiration for
a popular children's book.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
You probably have seen it. It's called go to Sleep.
He's John Boy. I've read that. I had a Joan
out of Seneca, South Carolina. Good morning, Joan, good martyr.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hello, all right, maybe you got the first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy this morning for the big old swag
pack world lawnmowars.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
According to historians, Joan there was a real life inspiration
for the nursery rhyme little Miss Muffett. Her father was
a sixteenth century doctor who believed spiders had healing powers.
He forced her to do this whenever she was sick.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
What was it, Joan?
Speaker 15 (25:37):
Spiders?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Spiders? Yeah, I think she blinked out.
Speaker 15 (25:41):
Little Miss Muffett sat on the tuppets.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Eating her courage way right, uh huh.
Speaker 15 (25:48):
And then a long came a spider and scared Miss
Muffett away.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well how did he scare Miss Muffett away? Did he?
Speaker 15 (25:57):
Spider?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
He sat down beside remember that part?
Speaker 15 (26:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, uh huh. So where are you all going?
Speaker 15 (26:07):
I know he's wanting to keep me on here?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
How are you? Yeah? Yeah, Joan?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
So like, well, he would force her to do so
are you saying he would force her to eat curds
and whey and sit down and do a rhyme with
a spider or I'm trying to I'm trying to work
with you.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
What do you say, Joan?
Speaker 15 (26:29):
I mean that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
So he forced her to do this whenever she was
sick because he thought spiders had healing powers.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
What did he force her to do?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
What did he force her to do that? It's not
contained in the nursery rhyme? Maybe I should tell you
that way, creepy.
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Well, it wouldn't mean to eat a spider. I just
had to sit down beside it.
Speaker 16 (26:55):
Did you say it would be to eat a spider?
I'm sure that's when I heard her would maybe, man,
I was trying to help you, Joan.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Guys no last will.
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
John?
Speaker 15 (27:22):
Are you still there?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm here. Baby.
Speaker 15 (27:24):
What I used to see Randy and Pat's little girl, Miranda?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
How about Joan her? No, Joan, I remember?
Speaker 13 (27:36):
Tell you?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm sorry, Joan, thank you?
Speaker 13 (27:38):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
So Jackie Jackie did did Joan give you?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
As you know, Jackie answers the phones, and they're like
she she gets the answers from the contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
She's supposed to know. Yeah, I was supposed to do that.
Joan did give me an answer. She said, eat spiders. Joan,
you told Jackie to eat spiders? I mean, not her.
You said he forced little ms Muffett to eat spiders.
You remember that? Okay?
Speaker 15 (28:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, so why didn't you give me that answer?
Speaker 15 (28:11):
I was nervous?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
In her defense, she did talk about Miranda a lot
more after she gave her.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
After she gave her, she started talking about Miranda.
Speaker 15 (28:22):
And they had that bird bird and they named that
bird puppy.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
That's correct. Are you're not sitting outside my house?
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Right now.
Speaker 15 (28:33):
Order jo had she worked with us too in the nursery,
and she had cockatails too, and so did I.
Speaker 12 (28:43):
I mean that was wild.
Speaker 15 (28:44):
And here comes Pat and they've got a costatail.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Dot me take this off the air and move on
where you want to go.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
I'm like to try some curds and way, what the heck? No, no,
he hey, Joan, Jackie Gibb, I ain't got enough energy.
I've been sick it actually.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Tell me the proper answer.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Well, yeah, so close enough, Joan, you get the prize back.
We're going back to get your first answer.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah. Let's let's see maybe speaking official.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Yeah all right, No, Joe, we appreciate you being a
part of our lives for all these years.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm gonna telling you a sweetie, we appreciate you, all right,
love your shut Thanks John, I'll tell him around it.
You said, Hi, Well it's not eat eating the spiders. Yeah. Yeah,
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I think I'm just figured out a lot that went
wrong with my daughter. Let him jump out and.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Get you up.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Oh man, we're gonna celebrate the late great Ben right
on the other side. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Let's make sure on the radio. A little bit later
here about an hour and a half soul Mark Packers
Sports with a pack man talk about the US even
boys bad about he was up three o'clock with a
sick kid and then he wins it on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Crazy man. Where to go?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
And of course after the Majors, for many years we
had the wonderful Ben Wright joining us on the big show.
And I was thinking about that. It'll been passed away,
of course a few years back.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So let's well have a little fun Ben, like we
did for the Adventures of Tadbury. All right, all right,
we're lying, roll, grab the game.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Then by Ben Right, go the morning dew leaves its
moist kiss to drive on the brilliantly manicured greens or
creamy mountain country golf as we prepared te on at
John Boyn Belief celebrity golf passion.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And we're clear.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I like the way you tell, and I like the
way you talk funny, I could understand it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, it's so cool.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I can't believe I got Ben Right as my partner
in my very own celebrity golf tournament. What could be better?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
And I'm say I'm quite flattered of all the people.
Speaker 12 (32:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Well, well, I'm after Carrot Top bailed out on me.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Oh yes, well, glad to racing. Fat Boy had a
prior engagement. Mader Man was visited that manure conference and
asker Nerd couldn't find his lucky button hat.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
John boy Yeah, you had me it.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hello, oh Man. To show my appreciation, I got a
special treat.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Just for you.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
I get to keep scoring better.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Out of the goodness of my heart, I'm giving you
my very own Butler Cadbury, as your own personal caddy.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
My goodness, how generous of it.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I can't help it.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I figured you two englishers that have a ball together
talking about Crown jewels and nim beefeeders and whatnot. Hey,
here comes down, Hey Cadbury man, this is being right
a part of my todd in this gentleman, oh, mister Wright.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Indeed, and hon us uh.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your book
Good Pounces in Bad Lives, humorous and touching it once.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Thanks for the plug. John Boyce told me a great
deal about you.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Beg pardon suh oh.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yes, the Little League brawl, the drunken battle at the
race track, the gator wrestling. John Boyce filled me in
on all high.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
How kind of him, But I assure you there's nothing
to fear, sir. Trouble tends to rear its ugly head
only when I'm talked into an adventure with sir against
my will. Since I'm assisting you, I foresee no problem.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right, all right, don't get all talking on him.
Let's get out on the course before it gets too hot.
You know how delicate natured I am.
Speaker 12 (33:30):
Well, I must say, sir, you painted quite an unflattering
picture of me.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
The truth hurts big.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Don't worry, cadriol bean, It's a golf course. What could happen?
Speaker 12 (33:39):
Ah? Well, thank you for that vote of confidence, sir. Now,
if I can just find my ball washer. Oh, you
rang an adventure sooner, but I was having my putter adjusted.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Now I know why they call it the pro shop.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
It's you, yes, darling, it's me fill the Kraken, semi professional,
part time receptionist. Oh you're back to where men's clothes
I see. The last time I saw you, you were
at the bottom of a cross dressing catfight at Caroin's.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Why are you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I hadn't heard that one.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Never mind, Hey Johnny Wannie Hey' fairly willy, glad you
can make it?
Speaker 13 (34:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What is that doing here? Hello? I can't carry these
bags by myself.
Speaker 12 (34:19):
I'll gladly carry them all if it means that thing
is absent from these proceedings.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Excuse us.
Speaker 17 (34:25):
I'm warning you, Cadberry, don't throw a fit and ruin everything.
You need to stop always thinking of yourself first. I'm
tried so hard to set an example for you. Don't
get in here and on me. You're right, of course, sir,
that's my boy. How owe you a hug?
Speaker 12 (34:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Just ignore him?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
And remember is there's just a bunch of guys swinging
the sticks, having fun for a good cause.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
That's what I always told mother, but she never understood.
Now you two shake hands and make friends. I promise
to be good.
Speaker 12 (34:57):
Isn't that enough?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Cadbury?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Cadbury? Remember, Oh boy, tis more noble to take the
high road, And when you're British no other road exists.
Speaker 12 (35:06):
Ah, well, you've shamed me, sir. You're quite right, mister McCracken.
Let bygones be bygones.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Shake well. I'd rather have a flow dance, but suit yourself.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
But her there, oh dun like grasping a wet trout?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
What a grip? Where were you? And I was in
high school?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
By fell as, Your hat's done, grab my bag and
helm in my nine earn.
Speaker 12 (35:30):
I thought you'd never ask be still my heart? Is
there a problem? I mean other than your weight, your hairline,
and your tailor?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Now that's what I mean.
Speaker 12 (35:40):
Must every comment you'll make me some sort of veiled
innu window double entendreil catty remark. Well, I guess it
doesn't have to be good. I could be a droll, boring,
humorless eunuch like you.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
All right, enoughing enough now?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
What is there a problem?
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Yes, there's a problem. I will not tolerate this Ninni's
verbal of use. Wilfnook him? What kind of abuse will
you tolerate? You're not going a trunk full of fun
in the Mini Cooper?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Oh, relax, he's just being funny.
Speaker 12 (36:06):
Is that funny?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Haha? Or funny? Quick?
Speaker 10 (36:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Thank goodness, one of us knows the difference.
Speaker 12 (36:10):
I'd never get a date on Saturday night, and I
will not allow this pristine nature of this noble enterprise
to be soiled by your grotesque musings over your hideous lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
What does that mean.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
I'm not sure, but I think he's got a poo
poo diapers. Come on, chubby, let mommy have a look
by you, vile, unrelenting little cut a snipe on. God,
oh god, very no, you've got this coming, big boy.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Man, this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh that's all right. It just proves my point.
Speaker 17 (36:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Remember when I was talking about how a fair boobs
can get in the way of a good game of golf. Yeah,
this is what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Can't here. I should have guessed you'd kick me that.
And now the matrix Ali you.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
my boys stand Higgins is around here somewhere. I guess
when he's done chatting up the sales girls, he'll pop in.
Speaker 12 (37:34):
Don't mind if they do, John Boy, Randy, Jackie, Peter Cakes,
very under monitor Wes hand.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So first question always has to be how's you love?
Speaker 15 (37:44):
Love?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Any word that problematic? That's a story.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
Well, I really thought I had found the one stunning, gorgeous, voluptuous, hygienic,
and on top of all death a news anchor.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Wow, anyone we know what's his name?
Speaker 12 (37:59):
Predict hilarious, professionally jocular, dependably comedic, funny, too short in
the appellation.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
In fact, the news anchor was a she. Well that's exciting.
So what happened?
Speaker 12 (38:10):
Well, despite her high profile position, she was a bit
of a fatherhead. What a featherhead, a dim with a
dunce adult much like Charlie Brown, she was a blackhead. Ah,
so what gave it away?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well?
Speaker 12 (38:22):
On our first date, we were making out on my couch.
I stood up and I said, why don't we take
this upstairs? She jumped up and said, okay, I'll take
this end.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It was not a good sign.
Speaker 12 (38:33):
Tan Forsy new and once I told her I need
to have you home by eight fifteen, she said the
middle of August. I'll need to pack another fast. Come on, stand,
I can't all be rocket Son acknowledged, aware, understood, I
get it to be more to the point, but it
wasn't just her meager intellect. If she could just keep
her work out of her personal life.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Well, to be fair, she's a news anchor. She's probably
always keeping an eye out for another story.
Speaker 12 (38:59):
Oh, that would be fine, but she has a tendency
to ruin the mood when we're being intimate. Really, just
as we were getting started, she'd yelled, this just in
puts me right out of the mood.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
There, buddy, I'm sure there's somebody out there. You're you're
bound to be someone's type.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating
blad well and wording upward. I think I'll swing by
the stenol pool and see if anyone wants to go
out for a five dollars foot long.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
The sub what I have to feed her too? Well,
next time you're in the area, be sure happens. I
always do later theaters. You more than everybody. The Big
Show is on the radio. Still a lot more coming
at you. Hey, hey, listen.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
My name is Man Folly, Am a motivational speaker.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I am right divorced.
Speaker 12 (39:57):
In every morning I listen to you Boy and Billy
on the Big Show when I wake.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Up in a vaga Man the river, go on and
laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
June seventeenth. Say here, I mean telling you all. We
first went on the air, got failed to show on
Fox News at ten o'clock. I said they're gonna be
king of Late Night. Y'all didn't believe it, did you.
I didn't say I didn't believe you. I just at
first didn't get it. We got to kind of watch
(41:11):
him a few times. I guess that, Yeah, like that.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Well there's a comedian on there a lot, Jamie Lissou.
He's a bunny guy.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I got the big old saws from paying eyes.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Girls say he's got.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
He's got pretty Okay, Well we're gonna we're all get
him on the big show here Friday. He's got his
better Off Dad comedy tour that's coming to a sitting
near you.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Jamie Lissa. He's got a nice voice, all right, I
got that, Jene here.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Oh man, hope you all had a good Father's Day,
and uh day put up some pictures of me and
my three boys when they was little.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You see the little Maddie on that on my stomachs.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
Man, So he's looking at you, going, who is this clown?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Uh yeah, I got this to save it. Look from
my from my grandboy too.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
So but uh yeah, so man, Thursday, then I hope
everybody had a had a great Father's Day. We're gonna
celebrate with married man's Father's Day anthem coming up in minutes,
all right, big Shoe rose on