October 7, 2025 • 37 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we celebrate the birthday of our Chief Engineer, Barry Hopson.. - Cadbury tags along with John Boy’s deer hunting trip.. - Mad Max has his biscuits burning over the “Human Extinction Movement”.. - Big Show brat - Sherman Pratt looks at the kids menu.. - Ricky B. Sharpe sings “I Shot a Clown”.. - and the Grumpy Old Man hates Pumpkin Spice…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I shall grant your requests.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Someday I may ask a favor of you, maybe a
hair cut. Maybe I'll ask you to lay down your
life for me. Maybe I'll just ask you to listen
to John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Would
you rather wake up with a horse's head or these
two horses?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Ayes taka do to do up and adam?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It is Tuesday morning, October the seventh. We're gonna celebrate
hunting season this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Here in October.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And that has nothing to do with why wasn't here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Tayter just wanted to work.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh Bersail, please please please, I know Jackie was hunting. Yeah,
I'm right now, Everything's all right, that's good. Let's say
here what national days we're working on this October the seventh.
This National Taco Day, like a Taco Taco Tuesday, that
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a little Propane Day, play Pegron Battle Song, a little letter,
pro Pine National Chocolate covered Pretzel Day like it iking
peanut butter. You get them a little pretzels got peanut
butter inside.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah they're good. They do combos. Yeah, that's it. Combos
all right. So with chocolate covered pretzel you got them
in bags? You ever? Oh yeah, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And one of my favorites is Reces makes a chocolate
covered pretzel. It has the Recis peanut butter in the
middle of it. All right, National led Light Day might
come in handy here what the song comes up?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Look for my chocolate covered pretzel?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
National Frope Day is that like a latte?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Crape coffee?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Why?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Fighting words? And National Inner Beauty Day. That's for all
those ugly people.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We got three days and this are saved up. We'll
get the winning beginning. That's the goal. Wake up, We
there for you, waiting the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I approved it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Blue em you
prize pack. First thing we want you to win this
morning comes with two jars of blue Emu for whatever
pains you. A tube of pbc OTC Itch Relief Cream
pbc Otz Prescription Strength Itch Relief Safe for the whole family.
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It's Fiddling Store and online at Walmart and Amazon. No,
the finer retailers. Look at our three days in history.
We'll get our categories at and oh Section Ventner, Ralph
Wedgwood received a pattern for carbon paper.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is that the dark paper.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
To the Remember you'd put it behind your your other
paper when you're typing, and that way you could make
a duplicate while you're able.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Still using that new it a few like police officers,
believe it or not, some of the cops.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I guess that's true. Yeah, I guess there's some in
retail as well.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Using it then using since eighteen oh six. Ain't got
no problem.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm move up to nineteen fifty one, the first hotel
to use foam rubber mattresses opening Fort Worth, Texas. Nice
in the Finally, nineteen sixty five, while playing around of
golf in Omaha, Nebraska, a fifty mile an hour gust
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of wind carried one hundred and sixty five pounds. Robert
Matera's t shot four hundred and forty seven yards to
score the world's longest straight hole in one.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Wow, it's still going pretty cool. Al Right, Well, there
you go.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's a kind of goers one eight hundred big shows,
he told free Line, come on play out birds next.
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Good morning, it's a make show on the radio Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I feature track when it makes show, Big.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Box, the Grunnay old Man, Hate Pumpkin spies serch for
keywords hate Pumpkin. Here the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Upburst.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy gives you prizes from the big
Prize being. Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Of fun when you're playing Upburst. Add up against tand
you love the Bettan, you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Love a big Shots.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Let's say ha.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Jonathan's from Roseborrow, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Shots.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Good morning, Jonathan, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
All right, Jonathan's get your fine morse over these airwaves.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Get you through these three categories and get the prize
pack you away.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You ready go?
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Five seconds. Three kinds of paper, ready go.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
We got wallpaper, toilet paper, and carbon paper.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Should alight, Jonathan, give us three things in a hotel
You're ready to.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Go, elevator, bar in a bed.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And for the wind. Three things you see on a
golf course.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Ready go, dump park, golf bone and an alligator.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Specific you know they go after them golf ball as
they think they're eggs.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, that's the deal, Steven Gators.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, Jonathan, good work on you and Buddy begold Blue
EMU prize back head over to Roseboro for you.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You got it, buddy. Why would jumping out catching you
up on your news man? We didn't good. I swim
a song yesterday.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Thank you for saving for my death.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
You're well single law after this report.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh right, hey, Tuesday, it feels like a Monday, though
it wasn't feeling to you Thursday.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It feels early.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Long sing along with the Pride of East Texas for
Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
In the big show.
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Sam, Trevor down Left Surba.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Things ain't gone.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
My way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You keep swerving in the line.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
And it's causing lots of thingger, I'm.
Speaker 14 (09:16):
A honking on my horror.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
I'm shooting you the fling.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Keep switching on my bride lines. It's just too dem to.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
When you're swerving all lives pie back, you're running someone.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Off the ride.
Speaker 13 (09:39):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
love another hell else could I feed?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 13 (09:58):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Ones at the waiting.
Speaker 13 (10:08):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'm shooting in the fight.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty now when you're swerving all lights, Oh why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Good morning, Anna's avin show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
A Rada, Let's do it.
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Hello friends, your own pal burn here with another nostril
flaring edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Bargain Hunter Bob. As our story opens, a very frugal
man is looking for an anniversary gift for his wife.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Well, hello, sir, welcome to Monte Cristo's. How can I
help you?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Oh? Hey, how are you? I'm just browsing.
Speaker 16 (11:41):
Really, I'm trying to find a gift for our anniversary,
my wife. It's our fiftieth anniversary, and she's kind of
insecure about it.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
So it's, you know, it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Got you, got You, got You? Well, what about some
sexy lacy lingerie?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Oh, yikes, I don't know. I don't think so. She
actually not built for it, if you catch my drift.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
We have several of the larger sizes.
Speaker 16 (12:02):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to wind up looking at
her and she'd got that whole back boobs.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Thing going on. Besides, is that stuff kind of pricey?
I'm on a budget.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Got you, got You, Got You? How about some lovely
stationary that's pretty safe?
Speaker 16 (12:16):
No, I don't think so. See, she's a doctor, so
we're handwriting totally sucks. It's like trying to read the
symbols on the area fifty one spaceships and after all
the printing, that's got to add up some big bucks.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Got you got you, got You? How about a designer handbag?
These are all the rage nowadays.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, isn't that out.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Of your price range?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Most likely? So how about some perfume? Well, what's that
scent you're wearing. That's very alluring.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh, keep your distance, tiger. This is called Angel Drift.
It's only fifty dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Holy crap for perfume.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
What's it made out of?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Real angels?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Gotcha?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Got you?
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Got you?
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
How about this one? It's called Mesmerize. Should have put
men in a romantic trance.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Okay, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
How much this bottle is?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Thirty dollars? Miikes? Anything else? A little farther down the.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Trough, Well, we've got this little bottle of boop sweat
for only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well, the temperature gets about seventy degrees and she makes
her own.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Got you, got you? Got youa So what are you
really looking.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
For, sir? Well, honestly, I'm just looking for something really cheap.
I think I have just the thing.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Here you go.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
What's this a mirror?
Speaker 12 (13:25):
Son of.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
We hope you enjoy John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Stop staring at my cleavage. You sure can't afford that.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Got you?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Got You? Got you?
Speaker 15 (13:42):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
boop sweat moppers.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar it's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 17 (13:54):
Oh I love all old fine big Crow Radio, Man,
Water Winch, Cousin, Brusie, Walt Man, Jacket.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
John Boy, and Belly of.
Speaker 18 (14:11):
Yoh Boy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Belly had only.
Speaker 18 (14:14):
Two white men. Never made me more. Whoa, I feel
so vunerable. Smile your lift back. We walk over for
your lift back.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
Wow.
Speaker 19 (14:34):
H m hm h m hmmm.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Celebrating Big Show family member birthday, Chief Engineer Todd, farm hand,
Barry Hobson, and Barry Hobson Employee of the Year.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I finally got him in the room. I had to
ambush him.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
He's working on something.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You don't even know what it's called. It's a microphone. Oh,
that's right, that's a Steven Tyler.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Tylor's been over on that barphone.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What'd you do to it?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
Tyer?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Everyone just assumes.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
You know, earlier in the week when I knocked over
the Romont Teddy Bear guy's coffee and they kind of
spilled down all under those buttons and they got stuck,
and I pushed it real hard, so it on stick
and it broke.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You less.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
He just can never admit when you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But you and Larry Mondelo did something stupid like beaver.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
You guys don't know your own strength.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That when he sat down, I sell the coffee spill.
I didn't say anything about it because I figured he
was the one that did it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah. No, but dater, it was you that spilled the coffee.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yeah, the tablet got loose and it flew over there
and knocked his coffee.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh that's when you're running back after asking questions from
this old spouse. Correct, and then you threw the answers
over for you.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
So really it's you, not mine. That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Did coffee actually splash on his shirt?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
No, he dodged the coffer Yeah no, he just all
fell down there.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Oh, so it just went in the microphone.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
So I cleaned it up real good and kind of
faked it for like four days, and then that did mess.
Speaker 20 (16:55):
So instead of running the twenty dollars shirt, you run
the three thousand dollars microphone.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's coming out of your pay.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Erry didn't say he said it didn't cost that much.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's coming out of your pay as soon as you
make that much figs.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Barry, does youxit and no?
Speaker 8 (17:08):
Hello?
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Ok? Yeah, he said, yep, And that's why he's Employee
of the Year.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
He doesn't get very talky on you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He won't get talkie, he said. Yep. Good morning, Big
shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of Bull's Not cleaning products made in the USA.
You can find bullsnout and truck stops across America cause
truck drivers keep America moving and Bull's not. Make sure
they look good doing it. Click on the banner when
you hit the Big Show dot com as well. Hang
on when you some in minutes, Watch where you walk
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in cad Berry.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You're gonna scare off all the deer, trust.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Me, sir.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
If your hunting costume doesn't frighten the wildlife, nothing will.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Whoof you think I'm gonna wear camelufloods? You're crazy. This
is the last day of Deercy. There's a lot of
real nut jobs running around the woods.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You're telling me, begging sus pardon, but why God, we
just hunked from suys deck.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's not the point. See, That's why I'm using the
bow and arrow. This isn't just about hunting Cadbury. It's
about embracing man's bond with nature, exploring our inborn instincts
to stalk our food and match wits with a wild beast,
harvesting the natural bounty the Good Lord placed here, putting
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food on the table the way our forefathers did in
that pajamas.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
After the cleaning people woke them. You know, you can
be a real buzz killer. Hmmm, sounds like mister Mario
has guffen up at lies.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's not a Mario, that's a deer. Sounds like a buck.
I hope he's as big as the last one I
brought down.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yes, let's just hope we don't have to strap its
atlas on like says last Great Conquest.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Do you have to make those little quotations and marks
with your fingers? That's why I don't bring Billy with me.
What do you think I luned it? And for your information,
the antlers fell off. I just tied them back on
for the picture.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I see.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Perhaps you shouldn't have duct taped them to the center
of its head.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It did sort of look like the dog in the grid.
Holy cow, he's getting close. I'm gonna get up in
the deer stand. You sprinkle this around?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What's this? It's deer sin. It really drives a big
boy's wild.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks remarkably like.
That's what it is. How on earth did you get
the deer to go in the jaws? Spread that sin
and get out of psych? Here he comes the lead boat, budsa,
just tap it against the tree, out of loosen it.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's opens Huh, I said, tap it. I don't know
what Joe complaining about. So I'm the one drenched in
deer tinkle. But just stay still, don't spookh Wow, he's
a few at least eight pointer, yes, and they're not
held on the duct table.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Oh why is he looking at me like that?
Speaker 8 (20:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
It's the deer scent.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I think he likes you?
Speaker 8 (20:18):
What do you?
Speaker 7 (20:19):
What do you mean? Likes me?
Speaker 9 (20:21):
You know, likes you?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Do you have to make those little quotation marks and
the average fingers see. It is annoying, isn't it.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Cadbury, Run here, go away, run back towards me. I
got the ball.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Ready, only fete. He's really hot to dry whatever you do,
don't trip? Why did you say that you better get moving?
Begging Ozandler's look sharp?
Speaker 12 (20:53):
You can't hold him off forever? What are you waiting for? Shoot?
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Shoot?
Speaker 12 (21:08):
I might hit you Canbury considering what's in store for
me if I lose?
Speaker 21 (21:13):
I hope you don't shoot? Looks sleep place? Would you
like to try a thatching one of the other cheeks?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I can't.
Speaker 22 (21:25):
I only brought one ar on what I guess I
was over confident? Well do something, Okay, I will. I'm
gonna cover my eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Boy Wright man.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Fum of Cantbury, and the hunting says, Oh, it gets
better from here. It couldn't help, but too all right,
I'm a wordsmith. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Shall we
among the most consumed beverages in the world? Water is
clearly number one, and this is number two?
Speaker 7 (22:10):
What's clemato?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
That that no.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Juice? Not so gross?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
What ye all got? What eight hundred? Big Show?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
You told?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Free line? We go to we get a winter.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We play John boy Jeopardy next, Good morning, It's a
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big show on the radio for.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Your Tuesday, October seventh.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Our future track from the Big Show bed Box well,
you know, it's pumpkin spy season, and a grumpy old
man hates pumpkin spies, so it's perfect key words hate
pumpkin When to hit the big box at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And right now, let's play.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yes live across America, it's John Boy Jeopardy. And now
a man who's noticed that lately, every time someone pays
him a compliment, they follow it up with.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The words, you know, for your age, He John Boy,
thank you, I'll take it. They hate them. Mike got
a Jopplin, Missouri. Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Hey, what's going on? John Boy?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
You are Mike.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Mostly living, right, buddy, you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
All right, let's hear it out, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, among the most consumed beverages in the world, water
clearly number one. We are looking for number two.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
I drink a lot of beer, drink coffee.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 10 (24:02):
How about a big old glass of iced tea.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Iced tea. Well, let's see.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Beer Boston tea party.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah yeah, in America. Okay, so beer was number five.
We'll let you know my coffee number number three.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So you're close.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
So let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Is tea number two. Yes, indeed, yeah you were, Mike.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Look at you know in your beverages. You got your
bull snot prize back head over to joppling for you.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Heck yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Can I give a big shout out more?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You sure can.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
I'll tell you what these fellas at the four States trucks,
in the chrome shop mafia, in the seven hundred big
rigs that put together the convoy for special Olympics this
past couple of weekends ago.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They rock man awesome, Mike awesomebody well, proud to have
you boys out there in big show lands.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Yeah, guilty by association truck show.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Good work, bock, Hang on with jacket. Why were jumping out?
Catching you up on your news? On the other side,
I remember in Rayferd for this Tuesday morning. Then us
made mine's bout twenty.
Speaker 20 (25:24):
Minutes Roberty Rayford kicking off your big show. With the
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common complaint most people have. I'm thankful I don't don't
have back pain old as I am. A lot of
people complain about their back hurt, my back hurt, threw
out the back or whatever. I've always said, man won't
made to walk on two feet upright, And I have
some backup to that. Primate expert Jane Goodyear says, for
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years I've studied gorillas in the wild and in captivity.
The great apes remain fit even when caged. I wondered
how they kept so trim, so decided to study him.
The answer quickly became obvious. Apes are primarily quadrupeds who
walk on their knuckles using long, powerful arms, standing erect
as needed. The human spine was not designed to stand
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upright for extended periods or hunch over a computer terminal,
and that got it a wondering if a more ape
like lifestyle could actually increase human fitness and longevity. Testing
her theory, Miss Goodyear began with a group of overweight
volunteers ranging in age from sixteen to sixty five. The
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strict vegetarian diet was enforced, and then, based on her observations,
his Goodyear started what she called her kung Fu training.
Our two hour workout begins with stretching slowly, standing erect
and then beating our chest. After limbering the spine, we
walk on all fours toes. Strengthening exercises follow. Since apes
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use their feet to hold everything from food to branches
and even baby apes. After the warm up, We climbed trees,
jump from limb to limb, swing on vines above crocodile pools,
and gently throw grass and mud at one another. After
six weeks of kong fu, the volunteers lost an average
of twenty pounds each and their arms became quite muscular,
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and they didn't have any more back pain. I'll think
about it, think about it. Watch people walking around upright
on two feet, and just think. Man wasn't made to
do that, made to walk around on all fours and
stand up like the apes when you need to doctor.
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Robert D.
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Rayford says that, and that'll be fifty dollars Whether John
Boy and Billy Show.
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Good Morning, that's a big hit on the radio. I
will risers get this Good Morning.
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Big Show, John Morn, Billy Yo Man Max, He Max.
How's it going.
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if I can bring myself to talk about it.
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Well, you don't really want it to.
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Ride if we don't crack it out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
How you think.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
We believe it or not. There's actually a group who
wants to wipe me off the face of the earth.
In fact, they want to wipe everybody off the face
of the Earth. It's called I get this, the voluntary
Human extinction movement. What now? These people believe the biggest
threat to the long term survival of our planet is people.
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In other words, the world would be a much better
place to live if there was nobody living on the
way now. There's a few highlights on their official website.
Voluntary human extention is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.
We don't carry on about how the human race has
shown itself to be a greedy parasite on this once
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healthy planet. We present an encouraging alternative to the callous
exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's eq. The hopeful alternative
to the extinction of millions of species of plants and
animals is the voluntary extention of one species, Homo sapiens us.
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Each time one of us decides to not add another
one of us to the billions already squatting on this
ravage planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom boys.
I gotta say that's probably the nicest way anybody's ever said.
They wish I was dead, and believe it or not,
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I like this idea. They don't just pick on smokers
or fat people or gas hogs or Republicans. These people
hate everybody. You gotta admire club when their goal is
to wipe out their own membership. And are they got
a valid poet? Think about it. Couldn't you get a
long just fine without at least two thirds of the
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people you put up with on a daily basis? If
I had no driving idiot you get stuck behind on
the way to work, or that's not a fat gal
at the DMVs or the dumb ass in front of
you McDonald's who can't figure out what the orner off
the menu and ain't changed since nineteen eighty three? Couldn't
life be better if all these nerve rackings disappeared? Ard
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would well? Now there's a group that wants to do
something about it, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. The more
of us there are, the less of us they'll be.
This is mad Madge, invite nature, never one of you
to drop dead. The world will thank you more. John Bond, Billy,
you'll have a nice day.
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Away. Who are don't hunt well?
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I'll come on again.
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I know, oh what, good morning.
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But first, hello, fellow members of the Junior Diners Club.
Sherman Pratt the Big Show Bright here with today's topic
kids menus. What kid doesn't like to dodge another playoff,
creatively disguised leftovers and tag along with the folks. Do
a nice meal out. It's never any place fancy. They're
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probably afraid that you'll break something you get seated, and
then comes the bill of fare, the menu. Your adrenaline
pumps as your mind spends it the grease dripping treats
that lay within its beakers. Your hands start to shake,
and just as you reach to get it, the hostess
jerks it away and slides the kitty menu in front
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of you. And to add insult to injury, she either
pinches your cheek or.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Pats your heads the nerve of some people.
Speaker 14 (35:26):
Then you look down and see some crumby drawing of
some stupid animal or clown, or the dopey restaurant mascot
staring up at you, usually holding some off color cut
of meat yum yom. You know this sort of thing
is okay if you're three or four, But the day
you hit eight years old, this kind of thing sends
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any normal kid over the edge. Just when you start
thinking of yourself as being at least a little grown up,
along comes some cartoon bear hawking you to color in
his balloons please please, And what self respecting kid would
order anything with such stupid names? It's embarrassing. Rudy fruity Petuti,
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big bad wolf liver and onions, Humpty dumpty eggs salad.
If you just try to tell them what you want,
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place will be laughing, and they're not laughing with you.
If you protest, your folks give you the old stunk
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eye and threaten ever to take you out again. So
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you it's kids world room.
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You don't free line, We'll get a contestant and play
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next
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
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It is Tuesday morning, October the seventh. We're gonna celebrate
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Here in October.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And that has nothing to do with why wasn't here yesterday?
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Tayter just wanted to work.
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Oh Bersail, please please please, I know Jackie was hunting. Yeah,
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This National Taco Day, like a Taco Taco Tuesday, that
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And one of my favorites is Reces makes a chocolate
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Look for my chocolate covered pretzel?
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National Frope Day is that like a latte?
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Crape coffee?
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Fighting words? And National Inner Beauty Day. That's for all
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We got three days and this are saved up. We'll
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To the Remember you'd put it behind your your other
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Still using that new it a few like police officers,
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I guess that's true. Yeah, I guess there's some in
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Using it then using since eighteen oh six. Ain't got
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I'm move up to nineteen fifty one, the first hotel
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Jonathan's from Roseborrow, North Carolina.
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Shots.
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Good morning, Jonathan, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
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All right, Jonathan's get your fine morse over these airwaves.
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Get you through these three categories and get the prize
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You ready go?
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We got wallpaper, toilet paper, and carbon paper.
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Should alight, Jonathan, give us three things in a hotel
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Go, elevator, bar in a bed.
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And for the wind. Three things you see on a
golf course.
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Ready go, dump park, golf bone and an alligator.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Specific you know they go after them golf ball as
they think they're eggs.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Is that what it is?
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Yeah, that's the deal, Steven Gators.
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You got it, buddy. Why would jumping out catching you
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a song yesterday.
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Thank you for saving for my death.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Oh right, hey, Tuesday, it feels like a Monday, though
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It feels early.
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That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying.
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In the big show.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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Sam, Trevor down Left Surba.
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Things ain't gone.
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My way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
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You keep swerving in the line.
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And it's causing lots of thingger, I'm.
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A honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the fling.
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Keep switching on my bride lines. It's just too dem to.
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When you're swerving all lives pie back, you're running someone.
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Off the ride.
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The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
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Ones at the waiting.
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You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
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I'm cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting in the fight.
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I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty now when you're swerving all lights, Oh why
you're running someone off the road.
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A Rada, Let's do it.
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Hello friends, your own pal burn here with another nostril
flaring edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Bargain Hunter Bob. As our story opens, a very frugal
man is looking for an anniversary gift for his wife.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Well, hello, sir, welcome to Monte Cristo's. How can I
help you?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Oh? Hey, how are you? I'm just browsing.
Speaker 16 (11:41):
Really, I'm trying to find a gift for our anniversary,
my wife. It's our fiftieth anniversary, and she's kind of
insecure about it.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
So it's, you know, it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Got you, got You, got You? Well, what about some
sexy lacy lingerie?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Oh, yikes, I don't know. I don't think so. She
actually not built for it, if you catch my drift.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
We have several of the larger sizes.
Speaker 16 (12:02):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to wind up looking at
her and she'd got that whole back boobs.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Thing going on. Besides, is that stuff kind of pricey?
I'm on a budget.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Got you, got You, Got You? How about some lovely
stationary that's pretty safe?
Speaker 16 (12:16):
No, I don't think so. See, she's a doctor, so
we're handwriting totally sucks. It's like trying to read the
symbols on the area fifty one spaceships and after all
the printing, that's got to add up some big bucks.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Got you got you, got You? How about a designer handbag?
These are all the rage nowadays.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, isn't that out.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Of your price range?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Most likely? So how about some perfume? Well, what's that
scent you're wearing. That's very alluring.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh, keep your distance, tiger. This is called Angel Drift.
It's only fifty dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Holy crap for perfume.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
What's it made out of?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Real angels?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Gotcha?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Got you?
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Got you?
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
How about this one? It's called Mesmerize. Should have put
men in a romantic trance.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Okay, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
How much this bottle is?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Thirty dollars? Miikes? Anything else? A little farther down the.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Trough, Well, we've got this little bottle of boop sweat
for only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well, the temperature gets about seventy degrees and she makes
her own.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Got you, got you? Got youa So what are you
really looking.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
For, sir? Well, honestly, I'm just looking for something really cheap.
I think I have just the thing.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Here you go.
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What's this a mirror?
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Son of.
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We hope you enjoy John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
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Stop staring at my cleavage. You sure can't afford that.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Got you?
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Got You? Got you?
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
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Mm hmmm.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Celebrating Big Show family member birthday, Chief Engineer Todd, farm hand,
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I finally got him in the room. I had to
ambush him.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
He's working on something.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You don't even know what it's called. It's a microphone. Oh,
that's right, that's a Steven Tyler.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Tylor's been over on that barphone.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What'd you do to it?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
Tyer?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Everyone just assumes.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
You know, earlier in the week when I knocked over
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spilled down all under those buttons and they got stuck,
and I pushed it real hard, so it on stick
and it broke.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You less.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
He just can never admit when you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But you and Larry Mondelo did something stupid like beaver.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
You guys don't know your own strength.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That when he sat down, I sell the coffee spill.
I didn't say anything about it because I figured he
was the one that did it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah. No, but dater, it was you that spilled the coffee.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yeah, the tablet got loose and it flew over there
and knocked his coffee.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh that's when you're running back after asking questions from
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over for you.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
So really it's you, not mine. That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Did coffee actually splash on his shirt?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
No, he dodged the coffer Yeah no, he just all
fell down there.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Oh, so it just went in the microphone.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
So I cleaned it up real good and kind of
faked it for like four days, and then that did mess.
Speaker 20 (16:55):
So instead of running the twenty dollars shirt, you run
the three thousand dollars microphone.
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Perfect.
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That's coming out of your pay.
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Erry didn't say he said it didn't cost that much.
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That's coming out of your pay as soon as you
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Barry, does youxit and no?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Ok? Yeah, he said, yep, And that's why he's Employee
of the Year.
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He doesn't get very talky on you.
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He won't get talkie, he said. Yep. Good morning, Big
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in cad Berry.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You're gonna scare off all the deer, trust.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Me, sir.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
If your hunting costume doesn't frighten the wildlife, nothing will.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Whoof you think I'm gonna wear camelufloods? You're crazy. This
is the last day of Deercy. There's a lot of
real nut jobs running around the woods.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You're telling me, begging sus pardon, but why God, we
just hunked from suys deck.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's not the point. See, That's why I'm using the
bow and arrow. This isn't just about hunting Cadbury. It's
about embracing man's bond with nature, exploring our inborn instincts
to stalk our food and match wits with a wild beast,
harvesting the natural bounty the Good Lord placed here, putting
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food on the table the way our forefathers did in
that pajamas.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
After the cleaning people woke them. You know, you can
be a real buzz killer. Hmmm, sounds like mister Mario
has guffen up at lies.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's not a Mario, that's a deer. Sounds like a buck.
I hope he's as big as the last one I
brought down.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yes, let's just hope we don't have to strap its
atlas on like says last Great Conquest.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Do you have to make those little quotations and marks
with your fingers? That's why I don't bring Billy with me.
What do you think I luned it? And for your information,
the antlers fell off. I just tied them back on
for the picture.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I see.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Perhaps you shouldn't have duct taped them to the center
of its head.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It did sort of look like the dog in the grid.
Holy cow, he's getting close. I'm gonna get up in
the deer stand. You sprinkle this around?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What's this? It's deer sin. It really drives a big
boy's wild.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks remarkably like.
That's what it is. How on earth did you get
the deer to go in the jaws? Spread that sin
and get out of psych? Here he comes the lead boat, budsa,
just tap it against the tree, out of loosen it.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's opens Huh, I said, tap it. I don't know
what Joe complaining about. So I'm the one drenched in
deer tinkle. But just stay still, don't spookh Wow, he's
a few at least eight pointer, yes, and they're not
held on the duct table.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Oh why is he looking at me like that?
Speaker 8 (20:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
It's the deer scent.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I think he likes you?
Speaker 8 (20:18):
What do you?
Speaker 7 (20:19):
What do you mean? Likes me?
Speaker 9 (20:21):
You know, likes you?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Do you have to make those little quotation marks and
the average fingers see. It is annoying, isn't it.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Cadbury, Run here, go away, run back towards me. I
got the ball.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Ready, only fete. He's really hot to dry whatever you do,
don't trip? Why did you say that you better get moving?
Begging Ozandler's look sharp?
Speaker 12 (20:53):
You can't hold him off forever? What are you waiting for? Shoot?
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Shoot?
Speaker 12 (21:08):
I might hit you Canbury considering what's in store for
me if I lose?
Speaker 21 (21:13):
I hope you don't shoot? Looks sleep place? Would you
like to try a thatching one of the other cheeks?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I can't.
Speaker 22 (21:25):
I only brought one ar on what I guess I
was over confident? Well do something, Okay, I will. I'm
gonna cover my eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Boy Wright man.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Fum of Cantbury, and the hunting says, Oh, it gets
better from here. It couldn't help, but too all right,
I'm a wordsmith. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Shall we
among the most consumed beverages in the world? Water is
clearly number one, and this is number two?
Speaker 7 (22:10):
What's clemato?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
That that no.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Juice? Not so gross?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
What ye all got? What eight hundred? Big Show?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
You told?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Free line? We go to we get a winter.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We play John boy Jeopardy next, Good morning, It's a
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big show on the radio for.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Your Tuesday, October seventh.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Our future track from the Big Show bed Box well,
you know, it's pumpkin spy season, and a grumpy old
man hates pumpkin spies, so it's perfect key words hate
pumpkin When to hit the big box at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And right now, let's play.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yes live across America, it's John Boy Jeopardy. And now
a man who's noticed that lately, every time someone pays
him a compliment, they follow it up with.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The words, you know, for your age, He John Boy,
thank you, I'll take it. They hate them. Mike got
a Jopplin, Missouri. Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Hey, what's going on? John Boy?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
You are Mike.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Mostly living, right, buddy, you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
All right, let's hear it out, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, among the most consumed beverages in the world, water
clearly number one. We are looking for number two.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
I drink a lot of beer, drink coffee.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 10 (24:02):
How about a big old glass of iced tea.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Iced tea. Well, let's see.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Beer Boston tea party.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah yeah, in America. Okay, so beer was number five.
We'll let you know my coffee number number three.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So you're close.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
So let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Is tea number two. Yes, indeed, yeah you were, Mike.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Look at you know in your beverages. You got your
bull snot prize back head over to joppling for you.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Heck yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Can I give a big shout out more?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You sure can.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
I'll tell you what these fellas at the four States trucks,
in the chrome shop mafia, in the seven hundred big
rigs that put together the convoy for special Olympics this
past couple of weekends ago.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They rock man awesome, Mike awesomebody well, proud to have
you boys out there in big show lands.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Yeah, guilty by association truck show.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Good work, bock, Hang on with jacket. Why were jumping out?
Catching you up on your news? On the other side,
I remember in Rayferd for this Tuesday morning. Then us
made mine's bout twenty.
Speaker 20 (25:24):
Minutes Roberty Rayford kicking off your big show. With the
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common complaint most people have. I'm thankful I don't don't
have back pain old as I am. A lot of
people complain about their back hurt, my back hurt, threw
out the back or whatever. I've always said, man won't
made to walk on two feet upright, And I have
some backup to that. Primate expert Jane Goodyear says, for
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years I've studied gorillas in the wild and in captivity.
The great apes remain fit even when caged. I wondered
how they kept so trim, so decided to study him.
The answer quickly became obvious. Apes are primarily quadrupeds who
walk on their knuckles using long, powerful arms, standing erect
as needed. The human spine was not designed to stand
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upright for extended periods or hunch over a computer terminal,
and that got it a wondering if a more ape
like lifestyle could actually increase human fitness and longevity. Testing
her theory, Miss Goodyear began with a group of overweight
volunteers ranging in age from sixteen to sixty five. The
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strict vegetarian diet was enforced, and then, based on her observations,
his Goodyear started what she called her kung Fu training.
Our two hour workout begins with stretching slowly, standing erect
and then beating our chest. After limbering the spine, we
walk on all fours toes. Strengthening exercises follow. Since apes
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use their feet to hold everything from food to branches
and even baby apes. After the warm up, We climbed trees,
jump from limb to limb, swing on vines above crocodile pools,
and gently throw grass and mud at one another. After
six weeks of kong fu, the volunteers lost an average
of twenty pounds each and their arms became quite muscular,
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and they didn't have any more back pain. I'll think
about it, think about it. Watch people walking around upright
on two feet, and just think. Man wasn't made to
do that, made to walk around on all fours and
stand up like the apes when you need to doctor.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Robert D.
Speaker 20 (28:10):
Rayford says that, and that'll be fifty dollars Whether John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Good Morning, that's a big hit on the radio. I
will risers get this Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Big Show, John Morn, Billy Yo Man Max, He Max.
How's it going.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
I'm hot, I'm propiculating. In fact, I don't even know
if I can bring myself to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Well, you don't really want it to.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Ride if we don't crack it out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
How you think.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
We believe it or not. There's actually a group who
wants to wipe me off the face of the earth.
In fact, they want to wipe everybody off the face
of the Earth. It's called I get this, the voluntary
Human extinction movement. What now? These people believe the biggest
threat to the long term survival of our planet is people.
(29:28):
In other words, the world would be a much better
place to live if there was nobody living on the
way now. There's a few highlights on their official website.
Voluntary human extention is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.
We don't carry on about how the human race has
shown itself to be a greedy parasite on this once
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healthy planet. We present an encouraging alternative to the callous
exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's eq. The hopeful alternative
to the extinction of millions of species of plants and
animals is the voluntary extention of one species, Homo sapiens us.
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Each time one of us decides to not add another
one of us to the billions already squatting on this
ravage planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom boys.
I gotta say that's probably the nicest way anybody's ever said.
They wish I was dead, and believe it or not,
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I like this idea. They don't just pick on smokers
or fat people or gas hogs or Republicans. These people
hate everybody. You gotta admire club when their goal is
to wipe out their own membership. And are they got
a valid poet? Think about it. Couldn't you get a
long just fine without at least two thirds of the
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people you put up with on a daily basis? If
I had no driving idiot you get stuck behind on
the way to work, or that's not a fat gal
at the DMVs or the dumb ass in front of
you McDonald's who can't figure out what the orner off
the menu and ain't changed since nineteen eighty three? Couldn't
life be better if all these nerve rackings disappeared? Ard
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would well? Now there's a group that wants to do
something about it, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. The more
of us there are, the less of us they'll be.
This is mad Madge, invite nature, never one of you
to drop dead. The world will thank you more. John Bond, Billy,
you'll have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Away. Who are don't hunt well?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Hardhn ha i ho han han gun he everyone No,
that's let list is loud.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
List is loud List.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
My god, hoorays this is loud List's leut lest.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Hoh honey, holah gun.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
I'll come on again.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I know, oh what, good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It's a big show on the radio, John Boys, wonderful thing.
Giveaway number one hundred and sixty is up to get
your name in the hat for it is that big
old calendar, the Crimson and White twenty twenty five fine
art calendar. There's Saving on the cover right there. You
were running out to twenty twenty five. I figured a
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better hurry up and give it away while you got
three months left. Alabama fans, you're so fuck thygate ab it.
He's a gimmer the saving retired, so it's all my
saving sufs kind of go, all right.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Give away.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Your name and have for it at the Big Show
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win if you can beat the Blonde. It's a big
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Speaker 14 (34:32):
But first, hello, fellow members of the Junior Diners Club.
Sherman Pratt the Big Show Bright here with today's topic
kids menus. What kid doesn't like to dodge another playoff,
creatively disguised leftovers and tag along with the folks. Do
a nice meal out. It's never any place fancy. They're
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probably afraid that you'll break something you get seated, and
then comes the bill of fare, the menu. Your adrenaline
pumps as your mind spends it the grease dripping treats
that lay within its beakers. Your hands start to shake,
and just as you reach to get it, the hostess
jerks it away and slides the kitty menu in front
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of you. And to add insult to injury, she either
pinches your cheek or.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Pats your heads the nerve of some people.
Speaker 14 (35:26):
Then you look down and see some crumby drawing of
some stupid animal or clown, or the dopey restaurant mascot
staring up at you, usually holding some off color cut
of meat yum yom. You know this sort of thing
is okay if you're three or four, But the day
you hit eight years old, this kind of thing sends
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any normal kid over the edge. Just when you start
thinking of yourself as being at least a little grown up,
along comes some cartoon bear hawking you to color in
his balloons please please, And what self respecting kid would
order anything with such stupid names? It's embarrassing. Rudy fruity Petuti,
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big bad wolf liver and onions, Humpty dumpty eggs salad.
If you just try to tell them what you want,
the waitress tries to be cute and announces the stupid
thing at the top of her lungs. Everyone in the
place will be laughing, and they're not laughing with you.
If you protest, your folks give you the old stunk
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eye and threaten ever to take you out again. So
the next time you go out with you folks, come
down with the little laryngitis. Hand the menu to your
old man and get him to order. It doesn't matter
what it is. Just want to the stupidest sounding thing
on the menu. See if you don't get the adult menu,
then until next time. This is Shrimm and Bart reminding
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you it's kids world room.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
All right, man howl rolled up, can play what a musician?
All right, We're just as proud of our kids. Why then,
let's see here, let's play beating the Blonde. Oh, we're
so proud of our blonde one eight hundred big shows.
You don't free line, We'll get a contestant and play
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