January 21, 2025 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy’s new cape has us brainstorming on a catchy Superhero name using the initials “JB”.. - Marvin Webster’s Uncle has signed up to be a drug tester.. - The King of some third world country is looking for a bride.. - Somebody moved John Boy’s cheese.. - In honor of the unintended Superhero theme we’ve stumbled onto today, we’ve got an episode of Married Man that puts his whole team on the set of a TV Game Show.. - Oliver takes a hard look at a listener’s feedback.. - Tom Mabe gets some revenge on a carpet cleaning telemarketer.. - Rev and Good pay us a visit.. - and we’ll wrap up with some positive feedback from our mailbag…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is Ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Just check out my two.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Favorite crackers, John bro and Bidley right here on the
Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Never mind pets out. Good morning, A big show is
(01:05):
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
How y'all doing this morning, Tuesday, January the twenty first,
what we all talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Something interesting? Well, not to you.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I actually left the office during the day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, if you had a little time.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
He took some time off, well kind of, I mean
fourteen hour work days. Don goof off like you waste
two hours of work day. Hello, I thought we decided
to work yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know. I was talking on holiday right now.
He's a scofflaw.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I can't he can't look at it any other way. Man.
He had to talk about all the stuff he had
to do, and then all of a sudden he just
sneaks out.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, Randy, what number is this?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
No, this is number two. One's the guy that everybody
else knows two is the one that we kind of know.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
So Tuesday, who's the one that we're comfortable with?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
All right, Everything's all right. I gotta act to kick
him in the number three.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
I'm sure I can't divulge that sort of information.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Some people in here would use it for evil.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You're paranoid and right.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What he ain't help with, Jackie, he's he's cursed with
a sharp mind.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Somebody coffee the other day and offered to make me
my super villain bubble boy suit on a bubble wrap.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What you were telling about later? Yo, miss yesterday? I
got another cape yesterday from a from old Brad out
a head Twister customers.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He didn't have time to goof around, Randy.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's called the real world. This looks like something super
Fly would wear.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
This is like, well, that side of it looks like
something you'd find, you know, upholstering the seats in a limousine.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's right, well he has an upholstery because this is
some weird rush velvet.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello, my outfit matches a cape.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
These are the pants I were talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Huh, Jackie, mission accomplished. Good morning number three?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Now I will give you that your shirt matches your pants?
My pants nothing matches.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Say it's the same color as the inside?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So on JB on the kind of orange brownish crushed velvet.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Well, you know Jenny would really set that obviously pair
of ruby slippers.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Did you ever think you can see the day where
John Boy and I start the morning fighting over rather
not his outfit coordinates cape?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I put that one on the anyway it does, y'all
just say. It's like, y'all, like the Emperor's old clothes were.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We want you to wear that in public.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
I want you to go to the football game, isn't it?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
And if it makes you feel better, we weren't that
crazy about your old clothes either.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If you will go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
I'll.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You don't even have to hold up a sign.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
No, y'all, go around the crowd.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I know in my heart I look good.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
You know I didn't stand around Metropolis and go you
gotta wear a cape with that outfitting? Yeah, aren't the
blue tights enough?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Anyway, Let's get some coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Let's all step back, regroup a little bit, and let's
think about it.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean, we're gonna give your legs up with this
Outburst game.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I think you should do it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Alright, hang out, we'll play out bursdaen minutes. Good morning,
A big show is on your radio. Well, sorry, Randy,
I couldn't hang around. I had to get back on
the air for that story. Go ahead, now that morning
number three?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, Well, anyway, that's well, save that.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Let's say that's too good. Let's let's save some of
that but later.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Really yeah, right now, it's our responsibility to give you
these dates in history because this is where categories from
Outburst is coming from.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
If you will thing along with us, we'll open up
to the lines said yes a second.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Let's see Randy, that was your answer right there. Georgia
boot covering. I got some cool Georgia boots. You got
some man's shoes. Uh? Warn him sometime, d.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Right, anyway, I'll say that my pants don't clash with
my cake.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I got together? Okay, whatever, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Legendary DJ Wolfman Jack Israel name was Robert Weston Smith.
In his first on air jobs, he used the names
Daddy Jules in Norfolk, Virginia and Big Smith in Shreveport, Louisiana.
Now he became a legend in the early sixties when
he started broadcasting from XERF, a two hundred and fifty
thousand watten Mexican border station near Del Rio, Texas. He
(05:39):
became a cult figure after he appeared as himself in
the nineteen seventy three George lucasfilm American Graffiti.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And Loves Popsicles that he was eating popsicles all the
way through that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
In his early days, he would hawk all sorts of
products on his show, including cool cigarettes, Cold forty five
malt liquor, roach clips, and love potion. Oh the Wolfman
once said, who does the Wolfman voice?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh? Randy, I think Randy has gotta do it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh no, no, Randy, come on, you do the Wolfman
Jack voice right there in the club.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Let's see.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
You know it's I can't It sounds like.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's what he good for you. I think you should try.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, it's a fact.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Just sell the books.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
To parking lot and make.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
For the first time. I know what Marcie feels.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
You doing.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I was hoping to hear you. I can't remember his
voice goes. I mean, I know, I've heard it all
my life. Faddlers do it, Wolfman? Now I know how
Marcy feels.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
You know, it's a fact, you know, baby, It's a fact.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
That's about as much as I can get out it kicking.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Off anyway, he says.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You know, it's a fact that everything ever broadcast stays
out there in the stratosphere, and sometimes through some flucal transmission,
old sounds returned exactly as they were originally heard.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Ah, now you know I got that roach clip endorsement.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Really.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
The wolf Man died of a heart attack July first,
nineteen ninety five. He made his last broadcast the night
before from the Planet Hollywood restaurant in Washington, d C.
In nineteen ninety six, he was inducted in the Radio
Hall of Fame. By the way, today is Wolfman jack
Imitator's day. A day to talk like the Wolfman. San
So good luck, y'all need to.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Practice right after the Planet.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I don't think that's a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I've eaten at a Planet Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
It's most expensive dog food I've ever had money.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
But you know, if there's a guy you would think
would have had a cape, it would be wolf and
Jackson never had the cape, never went that way.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's right, But I ever went that way.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
They work too much? How about that work? The next
day he died after broadcast.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm saying it's the food. Sure, wasn't the work?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, well, planning Hollywood's already out of business right now,
some of.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Them have so some of them, some of the actors
involved have pulled out.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
But okay, restaurant business business boy is all right. Comedian
Benny Hill Baby.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
He was born.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Alfred Hawthorne Hill, but he adopted the stage named Benny
Hill in tribute to his favorite comedian Jack Benny. Besides
having a hit show in England and the United States,
he also had a hit on the British pop chart.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
In nineteen seventy.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
One, he hit number one with Ernie The Fastest Milkman
in the West.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I've got that, Is that right? I want to hear
that say.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It was a diddy about a wild West milkman who
died on his horse driven milk cart in a fight
with a rival over his lady love.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And I see he had a kid.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, Benny Hill's out a twenty nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I've got not a great picture of Benny Hill real,
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Man?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I like that ben here, he's funny all right, And finally,
on this date in nineteen ninety two, Sheriff Kent Griggs
arrested three men who were standing naked near a smoldering
house in Searcy County, Arkansas, kidding. One of the men
admitted burning down the home, but referred all other questions
to a nearby chicken, whence, he claimed, carried the spirit
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of his late grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And had told him to set the fire.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I still doesn't explain what the other two men were
doing center around naked beside the guy who was ont
of Sam was.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Over there on death Road going, oh but I'm a net.
They were reported as saying, I'm with you, fellows, all right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's your legs up.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's where we're getting their categories.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You want to play with aforementioned fine prize, baggage Fine
one eight hundred big show your toe free line Carlin
nine will do it next. You wanted to make shows
(10:07):
on the radio, moving around a bottom of the hour,
first games in the morning to join Hi when he's
come on.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Jump.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
It's the game that anyone can be John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 13 (10:21):
He gave the prizes from the big prize being Let's
go ma contested number one.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
Of fun when you're playing outburst, have a hurry up
and guess time you have the best time.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You have a big shots jumping in here having a
big show. Time out of Elliot Mille Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's Jack, we have.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's the funny Jack?
Speaker 14 (10:52):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
What are you doing at?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Oh Man? Looking for my cod forty five and my
road clips?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's wolf Man, Jack.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll be cavil No, shoot yourself.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Be careful, alright, jackal Let's jump on in here, buddy,
if you are ready?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
So are you ready?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Pleasantry is out of the way, Ready to get down
to business. All right, you got five seconds. The name
three items is out age of these three categories based
on these dates in history. All right, all right, three
radio personalities ready go.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Wolf Man, Dick Doney Carton, Benny Hill.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I don't know radio radio radio.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
He is, all right, put the cold forty five down,
back away?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, lay off at roach clips. I'll tell you that
stuff makes you so with you dumb?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Now you don't know you're talking to John boy and
on the radio.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Yeah, I'm getting some serious echo over this folk.
Speaker 15 (12:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, well Jack Camilla, it's fille Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
You're a loser, you, but you picked a good game
to lose, if you know gonna do that because we
make make everybody happy on this game, because it's like
the first game in the morning. Figure sets your tone
for your day. And you probably got enough problems if
you lose it.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Did I get the boot?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No? You getting the boot?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You don't getting the boot.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We'll give you one.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Then in thirty days, when you're eligible to play again,
you can try to win the other one.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Meanwhile, hop on one foot. It'll be like American Idol.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
There we go now, Jaggie, make Jack happy all right?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh no for happy Jack?
Speaker 8 (12:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
A good word. You have more than everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The Big Show is right here on the radio. Saves
me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 10 (13:09):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Juesday Morning. Never bought it.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
The Big Show is on the radio Tuesday morning, January
the twenty. First, we were talking about names for me
since I have a big JB on my Superhero cape
right now, it's bringing Winter.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Cape and you know what, John Boy, because that would
enable your super villain arch enemies to strike at you
through your friends.
Speaker 16 (14:21):
I'm choking on that one as it's coming out.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So what do you think? He was just doing his
Wolfman jacket. Yeah, that's the good news. I can do
Wolfman jack finally.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
So yeah, yesterday I got a few said maybe Justice Boy, or.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That's how about jabber in buffoon? Mine got through.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
We'll use the JB letters. Seriously, I really like the show.
I can't help it if the name fits always just
maybe justice or just a idiots just about it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
We'll just keep looking at search continues. Trace in Orlando says,
don't you think of superhero with a cape should also
have a utility belt, wonderful parties, biscuits, BC powders, cold PBR,
and a place to carry billy.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Like one of those things.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll still keep looking at Thanks for
all your thought that you're putting into this.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's too much thought. Both of the good big show.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's on your radio. All right, that bro on call
marmon webs shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Man, we by I to see my uncle Cedric the
other day. Y'all ain't gonna believe what Uncle said has
done got itself into lately. He's drug testing. Oh and
I don't mean the kind where you pee in the bottle,
the kind where they test a new drug on you
before they put it in the drug store. Uncle said,
ain't the first webster involved in the drug trial, but
he is the first one where it don't involve a
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bag of wheeds anyway, I said, man, what kind of
crackhead program is this? How old man like you even
get on the drug testing list? He said, well, I
heard a head on the radio. Look for volunteers. You
get gas money, doctor give you a free check up,
and you get the drug for free too. Plus I'm
making a contribution to the world of science. I'm trying
(16:54):
out a new peel for that what you call reptile
this trunk.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I said, well, you know it's a I got ten or.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Twelve pills for that already, So you ain't exactly no
mercury astronaut here, he said, Hey, I don't be no astronaut.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm just trying to achieve liftoff.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
Any Way, this is not the kind of conversation you
want to have with your seventy year old aufor I said,
Uncle said, what the hell you need with the rectile
dysfunction pill? Anyway, I ain't seen you talk to a
woman in twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
He said, Well, I'm working on a comeback. If Red
Fog can do it, why not me.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
I said, well, for one thing, he Brett fob and you,
Cedric Webster said.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He goes, Marvin, look, I'm ready to get back out there.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
I'm like, oh lord, please, don't get back out there,
because I'm out there, and if you out there, it
ain't gonna do nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Mess me up.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
He said, Hey, I saw on the Style channel the
other day seventy is the new fifty. Might be some
snow on the roof, but there's still some fire in
the furnace. I said, that ain't fire, it's reflux.
Speaker 17 (17:58):
He said.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
He goes, look, yeah, my mind is made up. If
this here pill works, I'm thinking to get back on
the circuit. I said, what, who Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
The last thing the circuit needs is a nasty.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Joe Jackson looking Sagan like, you want you and your
bro gas Libido and you to stay right here in
front of the TV and watch Sandford the Sun and
think on this. You don't even know if they.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Gonna really give you the drug or not. A lot of.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
People in them tests get one of them placebos. He said,
what's that? One of them electric toyotas. I said, no, man,
it's a fake pill they give some folks so they
can tell if the real pill works. He said, well,
that's all right. They're also gonna give me five hundred
dollars at the end of it. I'm like five hundred dollars.
That ain't bad, said goes Hey. You know me got
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my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my mind.
So look out old black women and young white girls
with critically low self esteem. Cedric Boom Boom Webster is
fixing the Mega comeback, y'all think about it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
On This Makes Show on the radio, John bop Ben
and Tandler.
Speaker 18 (19:06):
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, how you
are listening to toe of the funniest guys on the
radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John
Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Hell, good morning?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Everybody got a big show on the radio. Oh man,
I'd love to be a king somewhere. Would it be
cool being a king?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Have you looked around people waiting on you?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
You not having to do nothing?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
How's that changed?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (20:17):
You've got a cape, naves of serfs and got bucket
loads up.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You've got a special chair.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
But say, you know, wouldn't I like to watch that
coming to America? Move with Eddie Murphy. I mean you
know his picture is on his own money.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You've got wipers.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
No, listen to this, listen to this story. This happened
in Swaziland. More than fifty thousand bare breasted virgins vied
to become the King of Swaziland's thirteenth wife on Monday,
in a ceremony known as the Reed Dance.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well now you know these are Swazilanda, right?
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Keep that in liney, yeah, like Nell Carter with less tenth.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
You don't want to say Tyra Banks in the America's
Next Top Model.
Speaker 19 (21:08):
It's hard to notice a girl's topless when she's got
a plate in her lips.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
You know, there's a picture that's a nice looking young lady, right,
Dana Jackie.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Look at this.
Speaker 17 (21:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You got a nice smile.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
And hey, there's fifty thousand though. You show me fifty
thousand women.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I don't care. Piggest spot in the world.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
You find a good looking okay, hooters Gastonia.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Uh, fifty thousand of them did if they look like her,
you weren't looking okay, y'all. Quit y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Quit Swazi hating.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
King Smswati, the third sub Sahara, Africa's last absolute monarch,
wore a leopard skin loincloth as he watched the girls,
dressed in little more than beaded mini skirts, dance around
the royal stadium.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
That's might be Becca Kindy Box.
Speaker 17 (22:10):
Yes yes, no, yes, maybe yes no no no no
no no maybe no, no no.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
He's got his own stadium.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
So here he is hanging out in the leopard skin loincloth.
Fifty thousand topless virgins dancing around, and they were singing
tributes to the king.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So they sing in dancing and it's guiny honting. I
took off all.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
My claw and the Queen mother was there too, so
I guess their future mother in law. She is known
as the Great she Elephant.
Speaker 19 (22:54):
She Have you heard the song they were singing?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
That's that way, the future mother in law, the Great
she Elephant.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
King moshety hanging out there.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's lowing claw.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
She's got them big ears and big nose, snaggle tooth,
you know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
But I bet they don't have TV, you know, so
that's probably a big.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Thing, you know, saying that's what's keeping you in America.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Chwasee Land only had the Dish network.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Boy, he's there playing fun things to do. Jackie, get
the travel agent on the phone. I hear a road
trip coming up. That the idiot mobile.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
Why do I get the impression this will end with
one of those coconut deals.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Maybebout just buddy up.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
The king, you know, hang out with it, have a
communications director or something like that. They need a better
press secretary over there. If they well.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's just one. They're forty nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine, get.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Fifty thousand anything. There's bound to be a good.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
She made the paper, don't you know. Don't you know?
Speaker 19 (24:15):
The guy from the ap spent like most of the
afternoon looking for the prettiest one.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
She was like, fine, I won't be king, I won't
go married hang out.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It wasn't gonna do a top of this dance for y'all.
But now I'm going wait, I'll get Marty.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Marty, good morning.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
A big show is on the radio, coming up about
fifteen or twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Married man.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
He is married man and his superhero friends out in La.
Let's see how the celebrity was affecting. Drinking buddy, I'm
guessing it's not going well.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
We'll find out. Alright. Here you go, John Boyde every time.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
This is the oldest major US sporting event. It was
first held in in eighteen seventy five. What is the
Joan Rivers celebrity golf trainer?
Speaker 17 (25:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Man, eh if you're going on looks yeah, Oh that's
not it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
What do you all think? One eight hundred big show?
You're told?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Free line. We started Color nine. Go do we get
a winner? Let's do it? Come on to the big Show's.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
We all excited.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Married man coming up about fifteen minutes from right now tomorrow,
looking forward to Frank Caliendo from Mad TV.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Right now, it's time.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yes lives my record.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's jump forty.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
I know your host his first major sporting event, taking
Becky McGee to the dance in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He's jump moar, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I'm want to know.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
All right, let's meet Kenneth out of Indianola, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Good morning, Kenneth, Good morning. How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Oh pretty good?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Good man?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
How buddy, But Charlie Robinson out of Texas or telling
about Indianola. I wonder if that's youuro Indianola's possibility.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't know you know of any other Indianola's. Yeah,
it ain't exactly like Greenville where everywhere.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
All right, Well, look at up for me, Kenneth. Alrighty,
you'll get an extra credit. Okay, all right, buddy, Well Kenneth,
this is the oldest major US sporting event, first held
in eighteen seventy five.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
I have no idea set basketball.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Uh huh basketball, say I'll speak with it, all.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Right, show us basketball?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah now, Oh, James nest With nailed that peach basket
up there and mount in the late eighteen hundred.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Yeah, looking for a game that could play indoors at
the YMC during the winter time.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Word all started, and originally it was not going to
be a peach basket. It was originally going to be
a cardboard box. But a janitor didn't have a box
to fit the dimensions.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Uh huh. And so he came back up and said, coach,
I got this peach basket. He said, well, heck, nail
it up there.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, all right, Kennon, thanks for playing, buddy.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
You have a good day.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Did John Chattanooga, Tennessee, Hello John.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
John Boy, John boy?
Speaker 17 (27:47):
What you doing began working?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
What you doing sitting here?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
You're supposed to be working?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Where are we going later?
Speaker 17 (27:54):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Began hew you that range?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Uh what?
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Somebody are guests tennis?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
No, nobody has guessed tennis. Now we're looking for a
sporting event, a specific event event like basketball. You know,
an invented is not really an event, you know, just started.
Like tennis. You gotta be more specific with an event,
kind of like the US Opening Golf, he was a golf.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
US Open.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Tennis would be Wimblington. No Wimble Team Wimbledon. We're in England.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, let's.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Say Wimble Team. That was your nickname in high school.
Color Yes, it was that was rumble team.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Hey boy, Yes, John, all right, we'll John. We got
Don out of Greensboro, North Carolina. Hello, Don, he good Man.
Looking for the oldest US major sporting event.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Don, I'll go to Kentucky Derby show?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Stea Kentucky Derbys.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
You was on.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Here, come crowded the max fanc himing in a heart ache.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Don, Yes, since eighteen seventy five, Still an annual event
today the Kentucky Derby and Don you get the prize packers.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Buddy, all right, it's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, saying here Callini Biggin. He likes that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hello, Don Biggins, we'll get your.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
More than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hey, hey listener.
Speaker 18 (29:41):
My name is Man folly Hein motivational speaker.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Ay Am thirty five years old.
Speaker 20 (29:51):
I am right divorced in every morning I listen to
your boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
When I wake up in a van the river, go
on and laugh.
Speaker 17 (30:05):
And leave the radio.
Speaker 14 (30:06):
Work God morning, hitting big shows on.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Your radio, U Chicken or the pork?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I got I got a big show, grip moving around.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
The want to hit it early this morning. And see
this is how fast they're moving. We can't even catch her.
Oh man, I put him somewhere. Who throw my stuff away?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Hoo touches my stuff after I leave? It's you slap him?
Does he not weak?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Did you break him? Does he not bleed? He is
bucked like you?
Speaker 20 (31:06):
But big, he's only a man, not that I know,
to be placed the box of tennis, to be prayed
and washing too.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
He is but a man.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Damn you Hey, it's the make sure girl.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Take it easy now see you translate into the engliships, where's.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
My big bag? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
And answer your question?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Him up? And so what idiots?
Speaker 9 (31:35):
My stuff?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It was you.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
We were looking for something that he had taken. I knew,
he O, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah I had it all.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Nine times out of ten when something's missing, it's because
he took.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
It or put it away. Yeah, it's hard to put
that into Shakespeare in English. And it turns out like that.
The best part about it is he brought it back.
He usually doesn't bring it back.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
He doesn't look at you that crap when he leaves here.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's related.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Sometimes it gets thinking, you know what again?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, but you can't carry all that stuff around and
think and to ask your question, who touches your stuff?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
When you leave everybody?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Because your stuff is everywhere. If you walked around, you
can't help but run into it, touch my stuff?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Oh did you hear that?
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Jackie?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
All right, that's gonna make our lives a whole lot easier.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I just get I'm life size.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
No lodger.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Thank you, mister Churchill. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
There's a big show on you already go about five
away from the hour.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
That's what we've been waiting for.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
My ried man.
Speaker 13 (33:12):
My ried man drives around in a minivan god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
Buy a thread, quart of milk, loaf of bread. Hey,
there there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hanging on. This crime married man, my ried man, friendly
(33:52):
neighborhood married man.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Life for him has nothing. Wife or let him do
what they she says, it's our time he grew.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
There's a screw.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Look you'll find them married mine.
Speaker 21 (34:06):
As our story opens, married man and his costume cohorts
are about to make a live appearance on network television.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
Oh what's white, honey? It's on upm No, I'm not
sure what channel that is. No, I can't ask them.
We'll see we're in California. It wouldn't be the same
channel here as is it. Just flip around until you
see us. Okay, right, okay, listen, I gotta go, sweet,
I'll call you like love you.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Hey, y'all, we're fixing the TV stars.
Speaker 19 (34:36):
Will you the man?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Captain Action Honey, come here and give.
Speaker 19 (34:39):
Me a hug.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick. Okay, folks,
stand by.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Here we go in five four three.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Live from Hollywood.
Speaker 20 (34:55):
It's American's pavent Quin shoe family breaking.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah every Weekendo, thank you, Monybuch.
Speaker 16 (35:06):
Everybody, welcome to a special celebrity edition of The Francas.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Let's meet our two teams for tonight's show.
Speaker 20 (35:12):
Jodnyyo, he foiled an airline hijacking earlier this week.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Now he and.
Speaker 20 (35:16):
His cohorts ready to join the Frankas. Please welcome Captain
Action Guy and the Action Fred.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Welcome to Shell Guys. So Captain Action Guy.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
What was it like this arba desperate hijacker with your
bare hands?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Well, what can I tell you, regis supervis is just
wired up different from regular people.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
You know, brother, I really think I'm gonna be sick.
White Comag Buddy, introduce us to the rest of your team.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
Cap Well, this here's my faithful right hand cutie Captain
Action Girl.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
Hey, honeys, I want to send a shout out to
all my homegirls back at the Pink Panty Lounge in
Central City.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Hey'll, west Side Rocks.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Oh, and this here's my mother Sidekicks, Captain Murried Guy
and Captain Other Guy.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Drentha. Have you guys in the program.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
Let's beat your special celebrity opponents giodny yo.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yes, they're the hottest thing going in reality.
Speaker 20 (36:20):
TV had made up big splash hosting the American Music Awards.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Please welcome the Osborns.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
So lovely. I can't believe they got you out of
the house again this.
Speaker 20 (36:35):
Sub huh it was a idea Madame Wolf made me
do it.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh you love it?
Speaker 16 (36:42):
Shure the oh good thing. We got that special seven
second delay up and running. Sounds like we're gonna beat it.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Tonight. Hey, who else is with you?
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, this is my wife's share.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Hello, you know you're much Jerry in person? Can I
ask you your mom? Hey, easy, Sharon, let's say hi
to the kids.
Speaker 20 (37:04):
Oh yes, yeah, well, oh yeah, this is my daughter Kelly,
the quote unquote singer and my son Jack and.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
The Prince of Darkness.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Welcome blood. It all all right, folks.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
If you're at a let's start the breaking.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
The odd boards.
Speaker 16 (37:22):
Love the coin toss backstage so they get the first
crack of the board. The category is something you find
in the bathroom, Ozzie.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Let me see. I'll say a big Stephen polo.
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Doge Coka, your boss, show us a big Stephen pilot doctor.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
No, sorry, Izzie, that one not in the top five.
Maybe not that your action friends, You're up next.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
Something you might find in your bathroom gap, I say,
a little tiny pile.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Of cat that think you idiot?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Hey, I'm just trying to be different.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, let's see if it's there.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Show us a little.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Tiny pile of cat.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
What kind of brain dead answer was that?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Hey, lots of paper keeping cat box in the bathroom,
big guy, nice going, moron, No points of that question.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Osborne's are up sharing? This one's for you. A pet
name you might call your sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh, a drug adol?
Speaker 16 (38:21):
Okay, show us a drug addole? Oh sorry, okay, Captain,
actual girl, a pet name you might call your sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
How about fang? What show us fang maniga? What are
you doing what?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I can't believe you didn't say honey.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
You call everybody honey.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
You said every thirty seconds of Captain Morgan over there,
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 17 (38:47):
Don't yell at me.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
I got feelings, could have soon on the femily that's
got problems been.
Speaker 21 (38:55):
Okay, so this may not be a hairws ticket to
Stardham after all? Well they actually friends ever find fame
and fortune in Hollywood? You'll not again next time when
we're here, Captain.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Other guys say.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You airhead, wish your brains was have as big as your.
Speaker 21 (39:09):
Boothe Captain married guy say no, no, honey, he's not
really mad at her.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's it's all part of the eye. Captain action guy say, heyageous, have.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
I got time to mix the short one out of
the mini bar one of the commercials on and Ozzie Say, well, did.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
You say mini ball?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I like you, big guys rock and roll.
Speaker 21 (39:31):
Don't miss our next speak tightening adventure, same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Well, there's a smooth look.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
You'll find the married mine
Good more than everybody more big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is Ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Just check out my two.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Favorite crackers, John bro and Bidley right here on the
Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Never mind pets out. Good morning, A big show is
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on the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
How y'all doing this morning, Tuesday, January the twenty first,
what we all talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Something interesting? Well, not to you.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I actually left the office during the day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, if you had a little time.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
He took some time off, well kind of, I mean
fourteen hour work days. Don goof off like you waste
two hours of work day. Hello, I thought we decided
to work yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know. I was talking on holiday right now.
He's a scofflaw.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I can't he can't look at it any other way. Man.
He had to talk about all the stuff he had
to do, and then all of a sudden he just
sneaks out.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, Randy, what number is this?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
No, this is number two. One's the guy that everybody
else knows two is the one that we kind of know.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
So Tuesday, who's the one that we're comfortable with?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
All right, Everything's all right. I gotta act to kick
him in the number three.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
I'm sure I can't divulge that sort of information.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Some people in here would use it for evil.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You're paranoid and right.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What he ain't help with, Jackie, he's he's cursed with
a sharp mind.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Somebody coffee the other day and offered to make me
my super villain bubble boy suit on a bubble wrap.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What you were telling about later? Yo, miss yesterday? I
got another cape yesterday from a from old Brad out
a head Twister customers.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He didn't have time to goof around, Randy.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's called the real world. This looks like something super
Fly would wear.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
This is like, well, that side of it looks like
something you'd find, you know, upholstering the seats in a limousine.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's right, well he has an upholstery because this is
some weird rush velvet.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello, my outfit matches a cape.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
These are the pants I were talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Huh, Jackie, mission accomplished. Good morning number three?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Now I will give you that your shirt matches your pants?
My pants nothing matches.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Say it's the same color as the inside?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So on JB on the kind of orange brownish crushed velvet.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Well, you know Jenny would really set that obviously pair
of ruby slippers.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Did you ever think you can see the day where
John Boy and I start the morning fighting over rather
not his outfit coordinates cape?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I put that one on the anyway it does, y'all
just say. It's like, y'all, like the Emperor's old clothes were.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We want you to wear that in public.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
I want you to go to the football game, isn't it?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
And if it makes you feel better, we weren't that
crazy about your old clothes either.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If you will go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
I'll.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You don't even have to hold up a sign.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
No, y'all, go around the crowd.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I know in my heart I look good.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
You know I didn't stand around Metropolis and go you
gotta wear a cape with that outfitting? Yeah, aren't the
blue tights enough?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Anyway, Let's get some coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Let's all step back, regroup a little bit, and let's
think about it.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean, we're gonna give your legs up with this
Outburst game.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I think you should do it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Alright, hang out, we'll play out bursdaen minutes. Good morning,
A big show is on your radio. Well, sorry, Randy,
I couldn't hang around. I had to get back on
the air for that story. Go ahead, now that morning
number three?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, Well, anyway, that's well, save that.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Let's say that's too good. Let's let's save some of
that but later.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Really yeah, right now, it's our responsibility to give you
these dates in history because this is where categories from
Outburst is coming from.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
If you will thing along with us, we'll open up
to the lines said yes a second.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Let's see Randy, that was your answer right there. Georgia
boot covering. I got some cool Georgia boots. You got
some man's shoes. Uh? Warn him sometime, d.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Right, anyway, I'll say that my pants don't clash with
my cake.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I got together? Okay, whatever, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Legendary DJ Wolfman Jack Israel name was Robert Weston Smith.
In his first on air jobs, he used the names
Daddy Jules in Norfolk, Virginia and Big Smith in Shreveport, Louisiana.
Now he became a legend in the early sixties when
he started broadcasting from XERF, a two hundred and fifty
thousand watten Mexican border station near Del Rio, Texas. He
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became a cult figure after he appeared as himself in
the nineteen seventy three George lucasfilm American Graffiti.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And Loves Popsicles that he was eating popsicles all the
way through that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
In his early days, he would hawk all sorts of
products on his show, including cool cigarettes, Cold forty five
malt liquor, roach clips, and love potion. Oh the Wolfman
once said, who does the Wolfman voice?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh? Randy, I think Randy has gotta do it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh no, no, Randy, come on, you do the Wolfman
Jack voice right there in the club.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Let's see.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
You know it's I can't It sounds like.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's what he good for you. I think you should try.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, it's a fact.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Just sell the books.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
To parking lot and make.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
For the first time. I know what Marcie feels.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
You doing.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I was hoping to hear you. I can't remember his
voice goes. I mean, I know, I've heard it all
my life. Faddlers do it, Wolfman? Now I know how
Marcy feels.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
You know, it's a fact, you know, baby, It's a fact.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
That's about as much as I can get out it kicking.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Off anyway, he says.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You know, it's a fact that everything ever broadcast stays
out there in the stratosphere, and sometimes through some flucal transmission,
old sounds returned exactly as they were originally heard.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Ah, now you know I got that roach clip endorsement.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Really.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
The wolf Man died of a heart attack July first,
nineteen ninety five. He made his last broadcast the night
before from the Planet Hollywood restaurant in Washington, d C.
In nineteen ninety six, he was inducted in the Radio
Hall of Fame. By the way, today is Wolfman jack
Imitator's day. A day to talk like the Wolfman. San
So good luck, y'all need to.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Practice right after the Planet.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I don't think that's a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I've eaten at a Planet Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
It's most expensive dog food I've ever had money.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
But you know, if there's a guy you would think
would have had a cape, it would be wolf and
Jackson never had the cape, never went that way.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's right, But I ever went that way.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
They work too much? How about that work? The next
day he died after broadcast.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm saying it's the food. Sure, wasn't the work?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, well, planning Hollywood's already out of business right now,
some of.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Them have so some of them, some of the actors
involved have pulled out.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
But okay, restaurant business business boy is all right. Comedian
Benny Hill Baby.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
He was born.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Alfred Hawthorne Hill, but he adopted the stage named Benny
Hill in tribute to his favorite comedian Jack Benny. Besides
having a hit show in England and the United States,
he also had a hit on the British pop chart.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
In nineteen seventy.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
One, he hit number one with Ernie The Fastest Milkman
in the West.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I've got that, Is that right? I want to hear
that say.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It was a diddy about a wild West milkman who
died on his horse driven milk cart in a fight
with a rival over his lady love.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And I see he had a kid.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, Benny Hill's out a twenty nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I've got not a great picture of Benny Hill real,
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Man?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I like that ben here, he's funny all right, And finally,
on this date in nineteen ninety two, Sheriff Kent Griggs
arrested three men who were standing naked near a smoldering
house in Searcy County, Arkansas, kidding. One of the men
admitted burning down the home, but referred all other questions
to a nearby chicken, whence, he claimed, carried the spirit
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of his late grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And had told him to set the fire.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I still doesn't explain what the other two men were
doing center around naked beside the guy who was ont
of Sam was.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Over there on death Road going, oh but I'm a net.
They were reported as saying, I'm with you, fellows, all right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's your legs up.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's where we're getting their categories.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You want to play with aforementioned fine prize, baggage Fine
one eight hundred big show your toe free line Carlin
nine will do it next. You wanted to make shows
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on the radio, moving around a bottom of the hour,
first games in the morning to join Hi when he's
come on.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Jump.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
It's the game that anyone can be John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 13 (10:21):
He gave the prizes from the big prize being Let's
go ma contested number one.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
Of fun when you're playing outburst, have a hurry up
and guess time you have the best time.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You have a big shots jumping in here having a
big show. Time out of Elliot Mille Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's Jack, we have.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's the funny Jack?
Speaker 14 (10:52):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
What are you doing at?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Oh Man? Looking for my cod forty five and my
road clips?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's wolf Man, Jack.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll be cavil No, shoot yourself.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Be careful, alright, jackal Let's jump on in here, buddy,
if you are ready?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
So are you ready?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Pleasantry is out of the way, Ready to get down
to business. All right, you got five seconds. The name
three items is out age of these three categories based
on these dates in history. All right, all right, three
radio personalities ready go.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Wolf Man, Dick Doney Carton, Benny Hill.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I don't know radio radio radio.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
He is, all right, put the cold forty five down,
back away?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, lay off at roach clips. I'll tell you that
stuff makes you so with you dumb?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Now you don't know you're talking to John boy and
on the radio.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Yeah, I'm getting some serious echo over this folk.
Speaker 15 (12:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, well Jack Camilla, it's fille Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
You're a loser, you, but you picked a good game
to lose, if you know gonna do that because we
make make everybody happy on this game, because it's like
the first game in the morning. Figure sets your tone
for your day. And you probably got enough problems if
you lose it.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Did I get the boot?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No? You getting the boot?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You don't getting the boot.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We'll give you one.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Then in thirty days, when you're eligible to play again,
you can try to win the other one.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Meanwhile, hop on one foot. It'll be like American Idol.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
There we go now, Jaggie, make Jack happy all right?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh no for happy Jack?
Speaker 8 (12:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
A good word. You have more than everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The Big Show is right here on the radio. Saves
me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 10 (13:09):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Juesday Morning. Never bought it.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
The Big Show is on the radio Tuesday morning, January
the twenty. First, we were talking about names for me
since I have a big JB on my Superhero cape
right now, it's bringing Winter.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Cape and you know what, John Boy, because that would
enable your super villain arch enemies to strike at you
through your friends.
Speaker 16 (14:21):
I'm choking on that one as it's coming out.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So what do you think? He was just doing his
Wolfman jacket. Yeah, that's the good news. I can do
Wolfman jack finally.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
So yeah, yesterday I got a few said maybe Justice Boy, or.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That's how about jabber in buffoon? Mine got through.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
We'll use the JB letters. Seriously, I really like the show.
I can't help it if the name fits always just
maybe justice or just a idiots just about it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
We'll just keep looking at search continues. Trace in Orlando says,
don't you think of superhero with a cape should also
have a utility belt, wonderful parties, biscuits, BC powders, cold PBR,
and a place to carry billy.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Like one of those things.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll still keep looking at Thanks for
all your thought that you're putting into this.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's too much thought. Both of the good big show.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's on your radio. All right, that bro on call
marmon webs shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Man, we by I to see my uncle Cedric the
other day. Y'all ain't gonna believe what Uncle said has
done got itself into lately. He's drug testing. Oh and
I don't mean the kind where you pee in the bottle,
the kind where they test a new drug on you
before they put it in the drug store. Uncle said,
ain't the first webster involved in the drug trial, but
he is the first one where it don't involve a
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bag of wheeds anyway, I said, man, what kind of
crackhead program is this? How old man like you even
get on the drug testing list? He said, well, I
heard a head on the radio. Look for volunteers. You
get gas money, doctor give you a free check up,
and you get the drug for free too. Plus I'm
making a contribution to the world of science. I'm trying
(16:54):
out a new peel for that what you call reptile
this trunk.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I said, well, you know it's a I got ten or.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Twelve pills for that already, So you ain't exactly no
mercury astronaut here, he said, Hey, I don't be no astronaut.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm just trying to achieve liftoff.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
Any Way, this is not the kind of conversation you
want to have with your seventy year old aufor I said,
Uncle said, what the hell you need with the rectile
dysfunction pill? Anyway, I ain't seen you talk to a
woman in twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
He said, Well, I'm working on a comeback. If Red
Fog can do it, why not me.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
I said, well, for one thing, he Brett fob and you,
Cedric Webster said.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He goes, Marvin, look, I'm ready to get back out there.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
I'm like, oh lord, please, don't get back out there,
because I'm out there, and if you out there, it
ain't gonna do nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Mess me up.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
He said, Hey, I saw on the Style channel the
other day seventy is the new fifty. Might be some
snow on the roof, but there's still some fire in
the furnace. I said, that ain't fire, it's reflux.
Speaker 17 (17:58):
He said.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
He goes, look, yeah, my mind is made up. If
this here pill works, I'm thinking to get back on
the circuit. I said, what, who Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
The last thing the circuit needs is a nasty.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Joe Jackson looking Sagan like, you want you and your
bro gas Libido and you to stay right here in
front of the TV and watch Sandford the Sun and
think on this. You don't even know if they.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Gonna really give you the drug or not. A lot of.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
People in them tests get one of them placebos. He said,
what's that? One of them electric toyotas. I said, no, man,
it's a fake pill they give some folks so they
can tell if the real pill works. He said, well,
that's all right. They're also gonna give me five hundred
dollars at the end of it. I'm like five hundred dollars.
That ain't bad, said goes Hey. You know me got
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my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my mind.
So look out old black women and young white girls
with critically low self esteem. Cedric Boom Boom Webster is
fixing the Mega comeback, y'all think about it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
On This Makes Show on the radio, John bop Ben
and Tandler.
Speaker 18 (19:06):
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, how you
are listening to toe of the funniest guys on the
radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John
Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Hell, good morning?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Everybody got a big show on the radio. Oh man,
I'd love to be a king somewhere. Would it be
cool being a king?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Have you looked around people waiting on you?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
You not having to do nothing?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
How's that changed?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (20:17):
You've got a cape, naves of serfs and got bucket
loads up.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You've got a special chair.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
But say, you know, wouldn't I like to watch that
coming to America? Move with Eddie Murphy. I mean you
know his picture is on his own money.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You've got wipers.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
No, listen to this, listen to this story. This happened
in Swaziland. More than fifty thousand bare breasted virgins vied
to become the King of Swaziland's thirteenth wife on Monday,
in a ceremony known as the Reed Dance.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well now you know these are Swazilanda, right?
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Keep that in liney, yeah, like Nell Carter with less tenth.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
You don't want to say Tyra Banks in the America's
Next Top Model.
Speaker 19 (21:08):
It's hard to notice a girl's topless when she's got
a plate in her lips.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
You know, there's a picture that's a nice looking young lady, right,
Dana Jackie.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Look at this.
Speaker 17 (21:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You got a nice smile.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
And hey, there's fifty thousand though. You show me fifty
thousand women.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I don't care. Piggest spot in the world.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
You find a good looking okay, hooters Gastonia.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Uh, fifty thousand of them did if they look like her,
you weren't looking okay, y'all. Quit y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Quit Swazi hating.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
King Smswati, the third sub Sahara, Africa's last absolute monarch,
wore a leopard skin loincloth as he watched the girls,
dressed in little more than beaded mini skirts, dance around
the royal stadium.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
That's might be Becca Kindy Box.
Speaker 17 (22:10):
Yes yes, no, yes, maybe yes no no no no
no no maybe no, no no.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
He's got his own stadium.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
So here he is hanging out in the leopard skin loincloth.
Fifty thousand topless virgins dancing around, and they were singing
tributes to the king.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So they sing in dancing and it's guiny honting. I
took off all.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
My claw and the Queen mother was there too, so
I guess their future mother in law. She is known
as the Great she Elephant.
Speaker 19 (22:54):
She Have you heard the song they were singing?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
That's that way, the future mother in law, the Great
she Elephant.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
King moshety hanging out there.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's lowing claw.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
She's got them big ears and big nose, snaggle tooth,
you know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
But I bet they don't have TV, you know, so
that's probably a big.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Thing, you know, saying that's what's keeping you in America.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Chwasee Land only had the Dish network.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Boy, he's there playing fun things to do. Jackie, get
the travel agent on the phone. I hear a road
trip coming up. That the idiot mobile.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
Why do I get the impression this will end with
one of those coconut deals.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Maybebout just buddy up.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
The king, you know, hang out with it, have a
communications director or something like that. They need a better
press secretary over there. If they well.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's just one. They're forty nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine, get.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Fifty thousand anything. There's bound to be a good.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
She made the paper, don't you know. Don't you know?
Speaker 19 (24:15):
The guy from the ap spent like most of the
afternoon looking for the prettiest one.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
She was like, fine, I won't be king, I won't
go married hang out.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It wasn't gonna do a top of this dance for y'all.
But now I'm going wait, I'll get Marty.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Marty, good morning.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
A big show is on the radio, coming up about
fifteen or twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Married man.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
He is married man and his superhero friends out in La.
Let's see how the celebrity was affecting. Drinking buddy, I'm
guessing it's not going well.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
We'll find out. Alright. Here you go, John Boyde every time.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
This is the oldest major US sporting event. It was
first held in in eighteen seventy five. What is the
Joan Rivers celebrity golf trainer?
Speaker 17 (25:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Man, eh if you're going on looks yeah, Oh that's
not it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
What do you all think? One eight hundred big show?
You're told?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Free line. We started Color nine. Go do we get
a winner? Let's do it? Come on to the big Show's.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
We all excited.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Married man coming up about fifteen minutes from right now tomorrow,
looking forward to Frank Caliendo from Mad TV.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Right now, it's time.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yes lives my record.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's jump forty.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
I know your host his first major sporting event, taking
Becky McGee to the dance in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He's jump moar, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I'm want to know.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
All right, let's meet Kenneth out of Indianola, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Good morning, Kenneth, Good morning. How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Oh pretty good?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Good man?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
How buddy, But Charlie Robinson out of Texas or telling
about Indianola. I wonder if that's youuro Indianola's possibility.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't know you know of any other Indianola's. Yeah,
it ain't exactly like Greenville where everywhere.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
All right, Well, look at up for me, Kenneth. Alrighty,
you'll get an extra credit. Okay, all right, buddy, Well Kenneth,
this is the oldest major US sporting event, first held
in eighteen seventy five.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
I have no idea set basketball.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Uh huh basketball, say I'll speak with it, all.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Right, show us basketball?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah now, Oh, James nest With nailed that peach basket
up there and mount in the late eighteen hundred.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Yeah, looking for a game that could play indoors at
the YMC during the winter time.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Word all started, and originally it was not going to
be a peach basket. It was originally going to be
a cardboard box. But a janitor didn't have a box
to fit the dimensions.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Uh huh. And so he came back up and said, coach,
I got this peach basket. He said, well, heck, nail
it up there.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, all right, Kennon, thanks for playing, buddy.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
You have a good day.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Did John Chattanooga, Tennessee, Hello John.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
John Boy, John boy?
Speaker 17 (27:47):
What you doing began working?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
What you doing sitting here?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
You're supposed to be working?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Where are we going later?
Speaker 17 (27:54):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Began hew you that range?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Uh what?
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Somebody are guests tennis?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
No, nobody has guessed tennis. Now we're looking for a
sporting event, a specific event event like basketball. You know,
an invented is not really an event, you know, just started.
Like tennis. You gotta be more specific with an event,
kind of like the US Opening Golf, he was a golf.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
US Open.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Tennis would be Wimblington. No Wimble Team Wimbledon. We're in England.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, let's.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Say Wimble Team. That was your nickname in high school.
Color Yes, it was that was rumble team.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Hey boy, Yes, John, all right, we'll John. We got
Don out of Greensboro, North Carolina. Hello, Don, he good Man.
Looking for the oldest US major sporting event.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Don, I'll go to Kentucky Derby show?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Stea Kentucky Derbys.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
You was on.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Here, come crowded the max fanc himing in a heart ache.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Don, Yes, since eighteen seventy five, Still an annual event
today the Kentucky Derby and Don you get the prize packers.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Buddy, all right, it's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, saying here Callini Biggin. He likes that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hello, Don Biggins, we'll get your.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
More than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hey, hey listener.
Speaker 18 (29:41):
My name is Man folly Hein motivational speaker.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Ay Am thirty five years old.
Speaker 20 (29:51):
I am right divorced in every morning I listen to
your boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
When I wake up in a van the river, go
on and laugh.
Speaker 17 (30:05):
And leave the radio.
Speaker 14 (30:06):
Work God morning, hitting big shows on.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Your radio, U Chicken or the pork?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I got I got a big show, grip moving around.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
The want to hit it early this morning. And see
this is how fast they're moving. We can't even catch her.
Oh man, I put him somewhere. Who throw my stuff away?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Hoo touches my stuff after I leave? It's you slap him?
Does he not weak?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Did you break him? Does he not bleed? He is
bucked like you?
Speaker 20 (31:06):
But big, he's only a man, not that I know,
to be placed the box of tennis, to be prayed
and washing too.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
He is but a man.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Damn you Hey, it's the make sure girl.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Take it easy now see you translate into the engliships, where's.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
My big bag? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
And answer your question?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Him up? And so what idiots?
Speaker 9 (31:35):
My stuff?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It was you.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
We were looking for something that he had taken. I knew,
he O, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah I had it all.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Nine times out of ten when something's missing, it's because
he took.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
It or put it away. Yeah, it's hard to put
that into Shakespeare in English. And it turns out like that.
The best part about it is he brought it back.
He usually doesn't bring it back.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
He doesn't look at you that crap when he leaves here.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's related.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Sometimes it gets thinking, you know what again?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, but you can't carry all that stuff around and
think and to ask your question, who touches your stuff?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
When you leave everybody?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Because your stuff is everywhere. If you walked around, you
can't help but run into it, touch my stuff?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Oh did you hear that?
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Jackie?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
All right, that's gonna make our lives a whole lot easier.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I just get I'm life size.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
No lodger.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Thank you, mister Churchill. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
There's a big show on you already go about five
away from the hour.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
That's what we've been waiting for.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
My ried man.
Speaker 13 (33:12):
My ried man drives around in a minivan god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
Buy a thread, quart of milk, loaf of bread. Hey,
there there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hanging on. This crime married man, my ried man, friendly
(33:52):
neighborhood married man.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Life for him has nothing. Wife or let him do
what they she says, it's our time he grew.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
There's a screw.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Look you'll find them married mine.
Speaker 21 (34:06):
As our story opens, married man and his costume cohorts
are about to make a live appearance on network television.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
Oh what's white, honey? It's on upm No, I'm not
sure what channel that is. No, I can't ask them.
We'll see we're in California. It wouldn't be the same
channel here as is it. Just flip around until you
see us. Okay, right, okay, listen, I gotta go, sweet,
I'll call you like love you.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Hey, y'all, we're fixing the TV stars.
Speaker 19 (34:36):
Will you the man?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Captain Action Honey, come here and give.
Speaker 19 (34:39):
Me a hug.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick. Okay, folks,
stand by.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Here we go in five four three.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Live from Hollywood.
Speaker 20 (34:55):
It's American's pavent Quin shoe family breaking.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah every Weekendo, thank you, Monybuch.
Speaker 16 (35:06):
Everybody, welcome to a special celebrity edition of The Francas.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Let's meet our two teams for tonight's show.
Speaker 20 (35:12):
Jodnyyo, he foiled an airline hijacking earlier this week.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Now he and.
Speaker 20 (35:16):
His cohorts ready to join the Frankas. Please welcome Captain
Action Guy and the Action Fred.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Welcome to Shell Guys. So Captain Action Guy.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
What was it like this arba desperate hijacker with your
bare hands?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Well, what can I tell you, regis supervis is just
wired up different from regular people.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
You know, brother, I really think I'm gonna be sick.
White Comag Buddy, introduce us to the rest of your team.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
Cap Well, this here's my faithful right hand cutie Captain
Action Girl.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
Hey, honeys, I want to send a shout out to
all my homegirls back at the Pink Panty Lounge in
Central City.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Hey'll, west Side Rocks.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Oh, and this here's my mother Sidekicks, Captain Murried Guy
and Captain Other Guy.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Drentha. Have you guys in the program.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
Let's beat your special celebrity opponents giodny yo.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yes, they're the hottest thing going in reality.
Speaker 20 (36:20):
TV had made up big splash hosting the American Music Awards.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Please welcome the Osborns.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
So lovely. I can't believe they got you out of
the house again this.
Speaker 20 (36:35):
Sub huh it was a idea Madame Wolf made me
do it.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh you love it?
Speaker 16 (36:42):
Shure the oh good thing. We got that special seven
second delay up and running. Sounds like we're gonna beat it.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Tonight. Hey, who else is with you?
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, this is my wife's share.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Hello, you know you're much Jerry in person? Can I
ask you your mom? Hey, easy, Sharon, let's say hi
to the kids.
Speaker 20 (37:04):
Oh yes, yeah, well, oh yeah, this is my daughter Kelly,
the quote unquote singer and my son Jack and.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
The Prince of Darkness.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Welcome blood. It all all right, folks.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
If you're at a let's start the breaking.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
The odd boards.
Speaker 16 (37:22):
Love the coin toss backstage so they get the first
crack of the board. The category is something you find
in the bathroom, Ozzie.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Let me see. I'll say a big Stephen polo.
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Doge Coka, your boss, show us a big Stephen pilot doctor.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
No, sorry, Izzie, that one not in the top five.
Maybe not that your action friends, You're up next.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
Something you might find in your bathroom gap, I say,
a little tiny pile.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Of cat that think you idiot?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Hey, I'm just trying to be different.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, let's see if it's there.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Show us a little.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Tiny pile of cat.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
What kind of brain dead answer was that?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Hey, lots of paper keeping cat box in the bathroom,
big guy, nice going, moron, No points of that question.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Osborne's are up sharing? This one's for you. A pet
name you might call your sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh, a drug adol?
Speaker 16 (38:21):
Okay, show us a drug addole? Oh sorry, okay, Captain,
actual girl, a pet name you might call your sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
How about fang? What show us fang maniga? What are
you doing what?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I can't believe you didn't say honey.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
You call everybody honey.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
You said every thirty seconds of Captain Morgan over there,
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 17 (38:47):
Don't yell at me.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
I got feelings, could have soon on the femily that's
got problems been.
Speaker 21 (38:55):
Okay, so this may not be a hairws ticket to
Stardham after all? Well they actually friends ever find fame
and fortune in Hollywood? You'll not again next time when
we're here, Captain.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Other guys say.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You airhead, wish your brains was have as big as your.
Speaker 21 (39:09):
Boothe Captain married guy say no, no, honey, he's not
really mad at her.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's it's all part of the eye. Captain action guy say, heyageous, have.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
I got time to mix the short one out of
the mini bar one of the commercials on and Ozzie Say, well, did.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
You say mini ball?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I like you, big guys rock and roll.
Speaker 21 (39:31):
Don't miss our next speak tightening adventure, same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Well, there's a smooth look.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
You'll find the married mine
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