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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Hey, it's to the night you boy,
Rick Flair, and.

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And every morning they'd be styling and profiling.

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Talking doodle loo Lovanada.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
It is Tuesday, It is October the third. Look at
the big show right here on your radio. I listen,
play there, sit there, drive there, listen. It works better
without the visuals.

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Actually, yes, there's John.

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Boy and Billy and Tayter and Randy and as Andy
very moving around here, and Jackie girl in Agna. And
let's see October the third. See what national days we
got going on? National Teachees Day.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
No, Techy's Turkey's Day, you know for people that really
like star trek. No, that's Trekky.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Techy like technology, like technocracy, Uncle George, It's National Boyfriend Day, all.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Right, your boyfriend. It's National Fruit at Work Day.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh yeah, that mixed up with National Boyfriend? Have you
teach you? I mean tech here? All right, Well that's
very interesting.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
What will be is our three dates in history and
how we're gonna time into a category.

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We're here, somebody's gonna win.

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Show dot Com. Now those three days.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
In history we're telling you about, We're gonna have three categories,
all right. Elvis on this date in nineteen forty five
made his first public appearance. He was ten years old.
He was in a talent show with the Mississippi Alabama
Dairy Show. Well, now that was some places to see
back in, you know, fairs, dairy shows, col judge ands.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
But it was called jingle Bells Batman's Mills right there.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well o, Elvi was saying, oh shp and won second
prize of five dollars.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
All right, how'd you like to be the guy that
beat Elvis in his first performance?

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Ever?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
You think he still tells the story.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let's move up.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Nineteen sixty four, after thirteen months of marathon golfing, a
man named Floyd Reid became the first person of golf
his way across the US when he stroked his final
ball into the Atlantic Ocean. Reid hacked his balls three thousand,
five hundred miles, taking more than one hundred thousand strokes
and losing more than thirty five hundred golf balls, one

(03:44):
for every mile.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
It's like a less poetic version of Forrest Gump walking
across the count.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Finally, on his day in nineteen ninety three, evangelist Tammy
Faye Baker with Roe Messner in Rancho Mirage, California.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
According to the National.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Inquiry, the broad wore a white sheet and carried a
plastic bouquet.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh she went as the mirage.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Alright, there you go.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
There's our categories one eight hundred big shows. You told
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio your
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And right now it's winning forget.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Uppers.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the big
Prize being. Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
When you're playing uppers.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you have.

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A big shots.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Let's say head a stand from a Georgia.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
We have a shot.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Good morning stand, Good morning, hey buddy, welcome. Are you
ready to get your John boye Billy bucket filled with
liquid performance products?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I love answer that question.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
All right, goods man, We're in the right place there, buddy.
Let's get you through these three categories in five seconds.
Give us three acts you can do in a talent show. Ready, go, sing,
dance and tamp well. I'd like to see you do that,
Stan Wow, yeah, well stand, give us three things you

(06:38):
need the golf ready.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Go.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Balls, clips and teams all my.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
And for the wind. Three things worn at a wedding Ready, go.

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Tups, the down and a booting there, booting.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
There, nice up and fancying ucky boots.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
It's like a flower things like.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Flower flower.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
So it's not like a sure the best man or
something like that. They wear them all right. Look at
what you learning about weddings.

Speaker 11 (07:15):
I've been to a bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's right with all about that? Man, stand way to go, buddy.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
You got the big old liquid performance prizpect head down there,
ain't down for.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You, all right, man, I appreciate that. All right, buddy,
You hang on with jacket. We're gonna jump out and
cut you up on your news.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Right on the other side, Early morning call the Reverend
Benter Rag Collins.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
All rides as fun.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Morning, big show. Oh let me do it again with
the telephone. Oh good's that.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I got? Good morning, big show.

Speaker 12 (08:31):
Well, good morning there, John Boyn Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sorda,
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
The Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycoastal Day School
is getting geared up for our annual back to school
student mixer and Bible bash next Saturday night. I'll be
your headmaster of ceremonies as we orientate the new class
in our brightly lit and deeply unromantic church activity center.

(09:11):
After a lovingly prepared covered dish supper by the women's auxiliary,
we'll do a half hour presentation of the school's official
code of conduct. And then it's ninety minutes of obsessively
chaperoned live entertainment with the biblically accurate and downright undanceable
sounds of five blind boys and one ugly one based

(09:35):
to their acapella renditions of sanctified classics from the nineteen
fifty six Red Hymnal. The only thing your young'uns will
be shaken is their finger in the face of the backsliders.
And no sort of Joshua Youth event is complete without
a soul stirring gospel presentation from our youth pastor Ricky

(09:55):
Dale Gilmore, the man who puts the hip in Hypocrites
are going to earning hell, though y'all act like you
got some smart. Oh special note for parents who still
send their kids to the godless secular education system, we
still got slots left in our k through twelve classes
this year. You do not need to be enrolled to

(10:16):
attend next week's Sanctified Education celebration, and thanks to a
generous love offering from Brother Don Baldwin at Tire Kingdom
Number fourteen, we're offering an interest free, easy payment plan
for this year's tuition. Bible based education don't have to
be a burden anymore, So bring your mouthy, back talking

(10:37):
young bee holes to the event and we'll get them
signed up right on the spot. Just cause you're going
to Hell don't mean they have to the facta school
student mixer and Bible bash next Saturday, starting at six
o'clock PM at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full of
Gospel Pennycoursal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three on

(10:59):
the For me, this here is a Reverend Billy Ray
Collins reminding you it's time to turn so you don't
John Boyn Billy y'all keep him straight up.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Good Tuesday morning, got a big show on the radio.
Our oldest listener is paying us another visit. He's over
one hundred years old and he's still out moving around
like a fella half his age. That's welcome back, nervel
tea Wheeler. I see you got your coffee in her tent.

Speaker 10 (11:52):
For John Boy. It's my one vice. I think I
might have been born with a cup in my hand.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
How do you take your car?

Speaker 10 (12:00):
Pretty dad gum? Seriously, thank you for asking?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
You ever go to one in fancy coffee places?

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (12:07):
I tried one a few years ago. You know, see
what the fuss is all about. I didn't much care
for spending as much on a cup of Joe that
I did on lunch that day.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Blush.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
You got a bunch of young weirdos that are working
in the air. I just want a cover coffee. And
this young fella with spiky hair and a ring in
his nose like a prize hog at the fire says,
you really should try your coffee with this and that
in it. And he went on and on and on.
I finally stopped him. I said, you know the difference

(12:37):
between coffee and your opinion? I asked for the coffee.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
So you drink too much coffee? Well?

Speaker 10 (12:44):
I used to be able to tell by the number
of times I had to go to toilet, but as
I got older, I had to go all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Anyway, how do you know you're drinking too much coffee?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
They had lots of different ways. You can tell.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
When you can channel surf fast without the remote, that's
a good way to tell. Sometimes my eyes stay open
when I sneeze. That's a cup too minute, right there.
If I answer the door before someone knocks, that's a
good one. If I can thread a sewing machine while
it's running, there's a telltale something. I could tip sixty
words a minute with my feet. Oh and old Jan

(13:22):
Valdez named his donkey. Yeah, I don't overdo it no more.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I guess that's probably smart. So what has you out
about today?

Speaker 7 (13:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (13:32):
I'm just out there getting ready to go to a
family reunion. I reckon this one is probably going to
be my last.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Huckme on, you going strong? You'll be around for a
long time. Well I know that.

Speaker 10 (13:43):
But every time I go to one of these shin
DIGSI shortens my life.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
He ever been to one? Yeah, and you know what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 10 (13:50):
Coming face to face with your family tree shows you
some of them branches needed trimming. This only tree God
ever made gives lemons nuts and bad the same time.
I remember I said one time a few years back,
I run into my second cousin, Earl. Oh lord e,
the piece of work early is. I said, Earl, you

(14:11):
look like Hammered Hill's son. What's the problem. He says, Well,
Mau died in June and left me ten thousand dollars.
I said, well, Earl, I'm terrible sorry about that. He
went on and he says, then in July Pau died
and left me fifty thousand dollars. I said, oh, son,
both your parents in two months. It's no wonder you depressed.

(14:32):
And then he said, last month my aunt Sylvie passed away.
She left me fifteen thousand dollars. I just shook my head.
And then he says, that's plumb awful. But that's the
third one. Remember the family gone in three months now.
I said, yeah, that's pretty sad, and Earl says yeah,
and this month nothing.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's pretty cold. Colder when it hits close to home. Brother.
I'll tell you a year ago.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
Oh, the wife and I were babysitting our first grandson
and he said, hey, Grahams, make you sound like a frog.
And I said, now, why in the world you want
me to make it sound like a frog.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
He says. Good.

Speaker 10 (15:11):
Granny says, when you croak, we're going to Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I reckon he's still waiting to take that trip.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
No, I outlived him a little turn. Well, now I
gotta get to getting you matter.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
If I give me your refiel, you help yourself much obliged.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Well, keep your saddle old and your gun graased and
holler uping you need me.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Alright though, so Randy looked it up.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Subway is still the largest fast food restaurant chain.

Speaker 11 (15:41):
YEP in the United States forty one thousand, six hundred locations.
Number two is McDonald's with thirty eight thousand, six ninety five.
Number three Starbucks. How about that all right? Well, Tatter's
enjoying our boat janglesscut. They must chicken and biscuits share.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
But now I'm not y to jump out.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Catch you up on your news brand new tube from
Hoyton twenty minutes. Good morning, it's a big show on

(16:45):
a radio for your Tuesday morning coming up. Ten minutes
from Taylor Tamer newss What to watch you're talking to?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Anything about?

Speaker 7 (16:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Tavis and Chasey?

Speaker 8 (16:58):
What? What?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
What?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Was a selected.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Taylor The trailer.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Park couple Tracy Travis, Taylor Swift, Yes, anything.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
What to watch?

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Basically that story. I can't look, so I don't know
what was expected.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Taylor Swift was in the box at met Live Stadium
to watch her boyfriend Travis Kelsey. It included Sophie Turner,
Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
What does he plays? He a superhero? He's that's right?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Married?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Okay, so Blake and Ryan Hugh Jackman, Yeah, all right,
the actress. What about Sabrina Carpenter. I saw someone in
the box. I didn't recognize.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
Watch.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I think she's a waitress that as you made the scene.
Maybe I don't know Taylor's brother Austin. All right, So
Taylor rubbed shoulders with Donna Kelsey and Brittany Mahomes there
in the box.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Right.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
The Chiefs barely won the game, and Kelsey didn't have
his best game summer, saying, well, he was spotted coming
out of Taylor's New York City apartment at eleven a m.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Sunday morning.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
Ah, the girl have a sleepover, sleep in you know?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
So so at least we didn't know, he said, like
last night, Okay, I gotta go because I got to
get up early. Okay, we gotta got I got a
big game. He would have the perfect excuse to slide
right only too, but no, he hung in there. And
one more so Travis Kelsey's brother Jason, and he plays

(18:53):
the Egle plays with the Eagles. So they were talking
about when last week when Taylor was there with Kelsey's mama,
then later she went and watched her others on and
she was rubbing shoulders with Jake from State Farm.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's a step down Dayton in some celebrities.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, y'all, don't be mean at two crazy kids in
love in this wonderful world place.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
She mess, how long you reckoon it will last? I'm
already calling it faked.

Speaker 11 (19:21):
Just about everybody that writes some business column he's saying, no,
this is just this.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Have you ever seen Taylor in a relationship that worked out?

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Not so far.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
She's just because she needs something for a new.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
The new album.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
You need somebody and every files it on.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
She's cramming for her next album is basically.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
All right, Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
There's half I want to watch, and there we'll say
what happens next week with Taylor. Tama News version coming
up ten minutes. Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big
Show's on the radio.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Coming up.

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Speaker 1 (20:16):
I made it through this pretty well, so thank you.
Hang on, we'll play more than minutes. We're right now.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
From the desk of Taytor Taman you what to watch?
Here's Marcy Taylor Murray.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yes, it's gonna do a box office recap for you
from the weekend. Paw Patrol the Mighty Movie debuted at
number one.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Wow is it animal Pauls?

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Yes, it's it's anime.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
It's a it's a kid's TV show and they've turned
it into a movie. Here and I think this one,
there's an asteroid hits Earth and the dogs all get superpowers.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
So not only are they talking, they can fly now
see I know on.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
TV that's like a police it's a police dog and
a firefighting dog.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Turn us okay.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Saw ten debuted in second place. So Saw opened up
over the weekend and came in second place. Paw Patrol
beat it out for first.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
And this is basically I think it's a sequel to
the original Saw movie, the first Saw movie. It nine
other it takes place between the first one and the
second one.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's exactly right. It's one point five, yeah, boy.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
And it's the guy, the guy that developed all the
sneaky traps and stuff. He finds out that there he's
got brain cancer, and he finds out that there's a
place in Mexico that may be able to cure him.
He goes down there. Then he finds out that they
can't cure it, and then so he basically wipes everybody
in Mexico out.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah cool, I don't need to see it.

Speaker 10 (21:41):
I want to be entertained.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
So you expected that. I don't know. Have you ever
seen any of the Saw movies?

Speaker 8 (21:48):
John?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
You got?

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Really?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
They are?

Speaker 5 (21:50):
The first one is amazing. It is I had never
seen anything like it.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
When I thought it's like CSI yeah, in reverse, it's
like I've never seen one.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
Know.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Oh okay, I thought they were like it's torturous. I
thought I take off their foot if they wanted.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Someone else to live. Yeah, yeah, I heard about it.
You whord of Mouth killed it for me?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah yeah, you'll have that on your big Flix. Third
place went to the sci fi flick The Creator.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
This is some kind of war between the machines and
the people.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I was a a half headed girl and the little
girl is.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
A robot and she is the key to the humans
surviving the robot or something that's the key. Yeah, she'll
need the other half of her head.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
But yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
So The None Too, which was number one last weekend,
dropped a fourth place this past weekend to be Happy
and coming in fifth place. The Blind And That's about
the early years of Duck Dynasties Phil Robertson.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
It's a dramatization of his early life. Yeah, fifth place,
all right.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Opening nationwide this Friday. The Exorcist Believer starring Ellen Bernstein
and Jennifer.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
New another sequel. It's basically it takes place that somebody,
another kid gets possessed and they find out that the
Linda Blair's mom dealt with the demon in the past,
and so they come to her and say what should
we do. Basically, she's a consultant.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Now.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
This is the sixth installment for exorcists, talk about milking
it and on the streaming side, I'm gonna lean on Billy,
let us know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
There lots of Halloween stuff. If you have Peacock, they
always have tons of Halloween stuff on Peacock. They have
a new in this season called John Carpenter's Suburban Screams.
It's an anthology series and every episode tells a different
scary and supposedly true story that takes place in the suburbs.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
There's season three of Chucky, the show about the little
doll that came love. And then Netflix has you know
this is scary in a different way. It has a
new movie called Nowhere. This is about a woman who
wakes up inside a big shipping container like they load
up on the ships. It's apparently fallen off the ship
or the ship with sonker or something. She wakes up

(24:13):
in the middle of the ocean. Oh, she's pregnant. Oh,
and she gives birth to the baby in the middle
of the movie. Perfect, in the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
All right, So do you need to see that?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
So it's a lot scarier for women than it is
for men.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I would wow you don't mind. I think I'll just
watch Frank and Weeny. Yeah, well, let's get us a winter.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out the oldest man made food in the world is
right here with the United States is the world's largest producer.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
It's cheap.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
We like cheese, all.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Thanks in part to a
resurgence in sales during the pandemic, this is now the
best selling toy of all time, over four hundred and
fifty million souls.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Oh what is the Fisher Price N ninety five mask maker?
They made buckets of money?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
What y'all got one?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Ain't hundred?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Big show you told free line across America. We played
John boyd Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Next.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio, rolling
through your Tuesday Video of the Day, brought you by
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Here right now let's play.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
Yes, why I'll cuffle our Rick Harts John Bloody Jeopardy.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Now, to paraphrase the gal from Office Space.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Seems like somebody's got a kiss of the Tuesdays now
he John Moore.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Right, thank you?

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Say hey to Daniel out of Elizabethon Tennessee. Good morning,
Daniel man.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
What's going on? Hey, buddy? You are all right?

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Dan?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
You made it in here, buddy, you got the first
shot of this John Boy Jeopardy question thanks in part
to resurgence and sales during the pandemic. That's a little hint.
This is now the best selling toy of all time.
What you're thinking down over.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
I'm going to have to go.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
It's an all time classic, the Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Ah, is it?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
The Rubik's cubeue? Some of you play along last for hours?
Going up against the wall doesn't break day.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
All of which went on during the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
So Daniel, good job, buddy.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning
products headed for you.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Over there, elizabeth Ton.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Found good.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I practiced when I would pass that sign elizabeth Ton,
I E.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Alright, hang on, buddy, we're gonna jump out catch you
up on your right on the other side, the latest
tomb hoarding the boards request for by a man.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
The morning Big Shows on the radio.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Two more the Boys who Near Miss That Love, and
the body Shop one more time. Here's or the Boys
and body Man, Ladies and Gentlemen's Junior Nation Band and
body Man body Shop present a musical salute to our
spoken heart.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
Customer of the month. Say things to me like a
hot girl would. I'll fix your problem like a fat
boy shoult. You're smoking hot in the waiting room. You

(29:22):
make my heart go bring bangboom when you look at me,
I'm with those eyes, it makes me start too fat
a size. Let me fix it like you know I can,

(29:45):
because nobody does it like the body man.

Speaker 13 (29:50):
Working on cars makes me think of you.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I love a good bumper.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
You know it's true. If you got damnage, I got
just the thing to smooth out all your bumps and dings.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Let me fix it like you know.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Why can't.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
There ain't nobody better than the body.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
Man whoa Now, you're the kind of woman who's above
the rest. When you hear quit looking, you found the best.
A woman needs a fella that really can pull your
dance like the body Man.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
That's me.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
So Normally this will be the part of the Junior
Nation song that takes a turn for the dogs. It
usually involves one or more of us being drunk, getting
in a fight with a woman, or getting in a
fight with a drunk woman.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
None of those happened in this particular case.

Speaker 13 (31:10):
What we got here is a several true story about
me meeting a body shop.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Customer with a thinged up toyota that just happens to
be smoking hot.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
And by that I mean the customer was hot, not
the toyota.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Right now, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Quit talking over Guca's guitar, soul Over said, if you
can bring it on home.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
Massive wardrobe of car hard clothes, top of my head
to the tip of my toes. You're so dead, gumbued
a foe, I'll cover your deed.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Duck, duck.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Let me fix it like you know I can.

Speaker 9 (32:06):
Because nobody does it like the body man.

Speaker 13 (32:09):
Oh, let me.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Fix it good like you know I can.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
There ain't nobody better than the body man, whoa nowadays
friends and neighbors. What happens next, as anybody's gives from
my long experience.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
In the body shop game.

Speaker 13 (32:30):
Offering to cover a customer's deductible has been known to
encourage future business, good YELP reviews and occasional customers satisfaction
research at our local beer joint, which could lead to
either romance.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Or the aforementioned fight with a drunk woman.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Tune in again.

Speaker 13 (32:50):
Next time we'll hear the trusty old body shop fillers
say let's have one more, and then we'll move this
party to the second location, y'all.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Keep them straight out there hard, Good morning, Make show

(33:29):
us on the radio wrote in, do your Tuesday morning
all right?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Just in time?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Turn on the zoom. Now she is.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the wee Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yo, this is so cool.

Speaker 14 (33:51):
What's crackla?

Speaker 10 (33:53):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (33:54):
Okay, I guess it's kind of early for her crack Okay, Guys,
I've been sitting around the house thinking about stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
You want to hear something.

Speaker 14 (34:12):
That's so cool. Well, it's October, y'all, which means all
the cobwebs in my house just turned into Halloween decorations.
Oh shoot, man, I forgot to go to the gym
yesterday for the eighth year in a row. I used

(34:36):
to be arocrastinator. Then I turned pro. If you ask
me what my personal sense of style is, I'd say
I didn't know I was going to have to get
out of the car.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Look a lot.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Yeah, this is so good, right there, y'all.

Speaker 14 (35:02):
Took my nephew to this store with me the other day.
I gave him five bucks and said go get whatever
you want. He came back with a fully cooked rotisserie chicken. Man,
that kid is going places. I sure wish that taco
truck drove through my neighborhood playing music like the ice

(35:25):
cream truck up. When I'm typing and the autocorrect thing
pops up, I end up correcting it more than it
corrects me.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
What's up it.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Me?

Speaker 14 (35:44):
I've been thinking about getting boat talks.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Really.

Speaker 14 (35:48):
Yeah, I don't care about my wrinkles. I just want
my face to not react to stuff till my brain
has time to think it over.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (36:00):
I've been thinking, like, what's the deal with people that
go camping? They say stuff like camping is so much fun,
and their fun story is the time they had to
fight out whacked out raccoon at two o'clock in the morning. Man,

(36:22):
Families that have a bunch of kids are like waterbed stores. Yeah,
they used to be everywhere, but when you see one
now you go, wow, that's weird. Going you like that
going to a party. Change is depending on how old

(36:42):
you are.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (36:44):
Watch When you're a teenager, you're like, I hope I
can act normal long enough for them to like me.
And in your twenties you're like, I kind of don't
care if they like me or not. And then in
your thirties you're like, maybe if I act real weird
when I get there, they'll ask me to leave and
I could go home just me. Okay, Okay, one more

(37:11):
and then I gotta split. You know who probably has
a lot of self control. People that work at the
bubble wrap factory. So cool. All right, that's it for now.
Y'all keep on rocking and I'll keep thinking later.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hardgraves meated pot
product because it's four twenty somewhere Trigg or tree.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Ho a boy. Good to use you by the way.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
To wrap up, he was talking about Benjamin Franklin this
National Life Insurance today, so you checked it out.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
He was He was instrumental in getting the first life
insurance company going in the United States. And before that,
he was he was the guy who got the first
insurance of any kind going in the United States. It
was for fire insurance and property damage.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
All right, Ben, let's back it off a little bit,
because you know, he was also the first guy that
had a printing press in America. I think he printed
the first history of the insurance.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
He says, you're welcome.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
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