February 27, 2024 • 45 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Crazy Dr. Eddie is back - now with Laser Eye Surgery.. - Mr. Haney gives us details on his new education plan for the newbies in America from south of the border.. - Mark Packer gives us the latest on College sports.. - and we’ll wrap things up with the Crocodile Stalker..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:13):
I can do the new homing out on them. Welcome
to Tuesday. We get both feet on the floor. Here,
there's February twenty seventh. We we got an extra day.
This month is the leap year. Last day we either
twenty ninth on Thursday. So plan ahead. Let's see we're
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playing that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hey, how's abody doing?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yea, I'm looking up.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, they turn the lights on brighter. Yeah there you
are looking good. Hey, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's right? Let me see here what national days Anna
smea awareness day anno smeya wow. Supposed to bring attention
to a condition causing loss of smell. I don't know
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if I'm pronouncing it right, I'm guessing you're not. Probably not,
but I can't hit you on it. Those are our smell.
Perhaps it's taken for granted more than any other sense
that we have. You know, we got five of them,
so yeah, well they're they're they're arguing now that we
have more than five. So it was our sixth sense.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
It's like sense of balance and sense of awareness. And
I mean there's like a list of fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, let's just figure out what this smell sense it
is all about. An a smell had a smell up.
Maybe it comes from that Alla couldn't smell it and
she discovered. Okay, National Polar Bear Day. We're all familiar
with the big polar bears as good. If you go
to where the polar bears are, do not pet them.
They are wild animals. Really, this National retro Day explains
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the why I'm dressed this morning cold. Now it'll Strawberry Day,
you know there's Strawberry Day here in February. I'm trying
to figure these things out because you beg them in
the summertime. But yep, I don't know. We've tried that before.
Maybe you plan them now we know, Maybe that's it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let's take it out National Kalua Day, all right, you
know how to do that? All right? There, may well
get you some coffee and some kalua like they do
in Hawaii. Just making that part of by the way,
oh really yeah? All right, Well we got three dates
in history. It looks like we got time to wake
up and see those that we're gonna get our category
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from and get what first prize package we got? Ooh,
bulls Not little sneak preview. I'm not mad, I'm happy
about that. Okay, slowly waking up Big shows on the radio,
Good Morning Tuesday edition of the Big Show. And we
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Big Show dot com, we look at our three dates
in history where we'll get our three categories. Starting oh seven, Fayetteville,
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North Carolina, man was charged with robin A wah Kovia
Branch Bank for the second time since five. He tried
to show police a loot in his motel room, but
discovered he had been robbed at last, later charged a
motel maintenance man with breaking into the room and taking
the cash. I guess they still charging Fayetteville guys. He
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started it. Yeah, he's the one who did the robberies.
All right, figure that one out. Look at some banks there,
Walkov is not around anymore. Yeah, that became a wacove.
You came part of Wells Fargo. Right. Twenty fourteen, chaos
erupts after the Swedish Public Employment Service mistakenly invite sixty
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one thousand people to a job interview at Taco. Wow,
they money showed up. That was Sweden. You can't get
nobody to work in America. Now you don't notice that? Right?
And finally, on this date in twenty fifteen, actor Leonard Nimoy,
mister Spock of Star Trek dies of COPD at the
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age of eighty three. Wow, all right, you know Spock
past twenty fifteen? Okay, well there you go. Let's see.
So we got let see this job interview. Lung diseases,
all right, perfect one eight hundred Big Show. You don't
free line. Come on we play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
February twenty seven. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bed Box the Crocodile Stagger. He's on the space station.
There's for a keywords space station and you hit the
bed box at the Big Show dot com. You can't win.
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Uppers.
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Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Shoon boy, really give the prizes from the Big Prize Pa.
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Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun playing upers.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Have them urry up and guest time you love the
best time you love.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
A big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Let's say hey them. Michael from Merles in the South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know what in here Michael. Good morning, Buddy.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Morny John boy, it's Mark other night.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh all right, let's get you right here. Mark's important
part of me. You're getting your address to Jackie when
you tackle these three categories. All right, alrighty, that's important part. Okay,
here we go, buddy. In five seconds, give us three
names of banks. Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Well, Fargo, Bank of America and Anderson Brothers Bank.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Anderson Brothers again moved on South Carolina. Some offspring never
got nothing of the boys.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Tight.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, I guess you gotta be if you want a bank. Yeah,
all right, there you go. Mark, give us three things
not to do in a job interview. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Be late and dress bad and show up with a hangover.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, and now, Mark, I got this job for
the win. Three of those long diseases. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Answer the OPD and empathema.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, well, Mark, you were ready, buddy, and your christ
back gonna come tomorrow's in and hopefully at your address
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not gleaning products. Congratulations, buddy,
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Let me here a shout out.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Go ahead.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I want to give a sh out out to my
lovely wife, Sandy, and just tell her Mark from Merle's
inlet said, I.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Love you, Yes, your humb but you know probably words,
she knows who you are. You might have more than
one marking, right, You know you got it? Mark, Michael,
who appreciate you? Buddy? You hang on? Oh we figured
it out. How Jackie got Michael out of Mark. His
last name is Michael, right, Bobbie Michael, Okay, I figured
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it out, so that's why I said so hey to
uh Mark's wife. That is Mark from merles Inlet your.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Husband hated the Michaels alight always got you up on
your knees.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
On the other side, Crazy Doctor Eddie is Mick.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
This parcel of me show brought you by Crazy Doctor Eddie.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Hey, four eyes tired the word glasses? Do you like
to pull them away forever? I'm Crazy Doctor Addy.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And I'm here to help this weekend. Come on down
to the grand old in a.
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Crazy Doctor Ddie's laser vision factory. Out that the home
on Lasy blessed nine hundred dollars an hour. That's too
dang hall. Six hundred dollars an hour. Still too dang holl,
Crazy Doctor Eddie. Or hook you up for less? How
about just ninety nine bucks per hour? Bad credit.
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I'll financi you. I just helping people, and hell, I need.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
To practice un you're near side of the far side
of co guyde latch out of just plain squinty crazy
doc man. It's got the hook up, but don't take
my word for it.
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He's Jonathan Lipniki at wirdo human.
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Headways he poundkid from Jerem McGuire Yo.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Last couple of years of kind of loss ale that
cute thing I used to have it, and big old
Elton John looking coach boll the glasses wasn't helping either.
Thanks to Crazy Doctor Eddie, I got me a whole
new look. So if anybody's looking for an experienced character actor,
that's ready, all.
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Right, creepy out of Lord, why I got over a
dozen successful lazy procedures, Crazy Doctor Eddy said, try cam hairs,
mostly experienced laser surgeon of nineteen nine to two, graduate
of the Husk of Honor Optical Institute.
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paying high prices.
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Come see Crazy Doctor Addick, the squinting Man's friend this
weekend only zero down financing six months the same as cash.
I'm Crazy Doctor Ready and I don't even wire out paper.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Crazy Doctor Ready's laser vision factory. I had two twenty
black Gold Boulevard and Hazard, Kentucky, right across from JD's
twenty four hour painting gun discount pharmaceutical it don't give
baden tackle discounts. Figure it out, crazy doctor ready, his
prices are insane.
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Kind of thing you want me to let cost? Swaller
anything you want me to swaller.
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Come on down now, cheiling down.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
here we go. It's time to acts. Iike, Yo?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
What's up? This?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Said?
Speaker 13 (13:11):
Ike?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
With all the fall one one you need?
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Follow y'all what you call intro spersonal relationship?
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Dig this still?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Ike?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
That me?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Hello? My name is Mike.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Today.
Speaker 14 (13:30):
I'm writing you from Columbus, Mississippi, where you're gonna be tomorrow.
My problem is that I worked with an individual who
has very bad breath. I'm telling you here, Brandy is
so bad you swear he his tongue farded no no no,
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or maybe a couple of minutes it's tap danced on
his tongue with crap on that shoe. Well, now that's funny.
Mike painting a little metal picture? Please help Mike, PS.
Could you give a shout out to everyone here at
Columbus Air Force Base? Yeah, hey, everybuddy, Columbus Air Force Baby,
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is you happy? Now, clem I preach on her. Demn Mike,
I feel your pain. That ain't nothing worse than some mother.
Grandpa was skanky as funk at booty bread and and
and and I bet he's good looking too, or at
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least he thinks he good looking. See see see now,
pretty boys that thinks As long as that pretty it,
nothing else matter. Tell you what, dude better be really
good looking. Ugly dude can't get away with that ugly
dude already got that big ugly stracker against him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
He ugly.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
At least they can do.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Is have fresh bread.
Speaker 14 (15:05):
See that ugly dude always got gum or peco mint
or lestro mean or snaps or something. You go up
there that ugly dude and say you got gum man.
He'll whip our den train lucy fruit, big red he
he might even have pieces of bazooka on. All I
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can say to you might is Josh be thankful. He
don't care any of the other funk retaliated disabililities that
that other people suffer from. My brother he could suffer
from pitt cheese. It's that eye lash melton, sour stink.
It comes from an allergy to take it her bath.
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What do you people thinking? You think people don't notice that?
Or does you think they like that? If that smell
was then the man that'd make a cologne called creepy
and funk a fine almond goat pot fuel. And let's
not forget the horrification of sense that rise from shall
we say, but little the belt. I ain't even going now,
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my brother, talk about biocological weaponary where those funk particulatory
seep into the deepness of your naval passages. That stang
is gonna be with you for about a week. I
guess not everybody takes such magnificent care of their personality
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hides you like And I can't even start at talking
about feences yet. Dude, who take off that shoes and
it's smell like they've been soaking their feet and wet freedom.
That feature has been staggering so long it had flat
burned out all the what's called oil factory senses in
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their head. So not only can't he smell it, he
think no one else.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Can smell it either. Why's he want to do that
to you?
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Man?
Speaker 14 (17:06):
Ain't no sense in you smelling everything, my brother? They
ain't no helping someone likes that mind vich is to
come out and tell his funky old self that he
flying out, Spanky. If that don't help, hang your size
eleven extra wide pine tree foot shaped air freshener from
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his rear an mirror.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This is right, peace out. That one was for Patrick.
You more than everybody. You got the big showing the radio, right,
big showing the radio. Ay, let's take any news letter sports.
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Coming up in minutes. We're right now from the desk
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of Taylor Tayman. You what to watch heres, Marzie Taylor.
Speaker 16 (20:20):
All right, well, we're going to look at the box
office really quick. From the weekend Bob Marley One Love
was number one again at the box office. It's second
Street weekend.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
There the Enemey Demon Slayer commits you no yaybad to
the Hashira training.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Wow, that's the time, God, bless.
Speaker 12 (20:39):
You, thank you, congratulations. They came in second. We're gonna
say Demon Slayer Demons. It's an anime Demon Slayer Colan
commit to no yayebad.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Demons the colon Wow, no no no.
Speaker 16 (20:54):
The two dots okay uh.
Speaker 12 (20:56):
The faith faith based Ordinary Angels debut third place. Madam
Webb fell from second to fourth place. This is the
movie with Dakota Johnson. It's a superhero flick.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Madam Web.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
Madam Webb and the animated movie Migration came in fifth place.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Madam Web. Does she go and get up with Spider Man?
Sounds like it'd be a pretty good couple.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Sounds like the kind of came up with a name
that would pass through the lawyers instead of a Spider woman.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
Okay, okay, okay, let's see coming out to this Friday.
Dune Part two, Dune.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Part two, Actually, I think I saw the old Dune
when Kurt Russell was in it. Is this the same
well type deal?
Speaker 16 (21:39):
The other dune Dune. I guess the one was the remake?
Speaker 14 (21:43):
Ye of that?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
That's where they try to free the desert plant. The
two kids and yeah, stars Timothy shallow May and Zendaya.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Got the desert plant. They're looking at planet. I heard
that's all right. I heard in my head, Jacqueline.
Speaker 12 (22:03):
You're looking at it in say dessert. So I'm having
that kind of day. I'm having that kind of day.
So the ninety six Annual Academy Awards the Oscars are Sunday,
March tenth on ABC, and the streamers have some of
those flicks coming out this week on Hulu. You can
see All of Us Strangers. And this is a big
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controversy going on because they're saying it was snubbed by
the Oscars. They should have been nominated. So it's a
fantastical examination of love, memory and loss.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
All of Us Strangers.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Amazon Prime has Poor Things with Emma Stone and Mark
Ruffalo and William Dafoe. It's up for Best Picture and
Best Actress.
Speaker 15 (22:50):
Looking well, you see.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
The story revolves around Emma Stone's character, Bella Baxter, who
is a young woman in Victorian London, so it's retro.
She comes to life through a brain transplant and embarks
on a journey of self discovery.
Speaker 16 (23:07):
I'd love to see you sit there for that point.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Snub And she never did answer question on where it
was streaming.
Speaker 16 (23:16):
I said, Amazon, Did I not tell you? I am
having some memory.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
From that one.
Speaker 16 (23:25):
I have a membership. I'll come over.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'll come over. I'll get each other's nails.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
See, dude, we could talk back in the Victorian London
prom on Netflix. Right American Conspiracy The Octopus Murders. I
thought I was gonna say Optimon, but Octopus Murders. The
docuseries revolves around journalist Danny Cossolaro's mystery, mysterious death. He
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was working on a story on billing the truth about
an alleged conspiracy called the Octopus when he.
Speaker 16 (23:57):
Was found dead in his hotel. So this is a effort,
the true crime.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is a true deal.
Speaker 16 (24:02):
That want to watch?
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Yeah, they go into all the details and and the
bizarreness of his murder.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Do you know why they call it the octopus murder?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
He was unveiling the truth about an alleged conspiracy called
the Octopus.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh, just a conspirac conspiracy is called the Octopus I.
Speaker 16 (24:17):
Haven't watched it because it hadn't come out yet.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Could you just text me your Amazon Netflix as well
as the day Saturday Sunday come over because that's two
now that's my boys.
Speaker 12 (24:31):
Got Apple TV Plus has Ridley Scott's Napoleon, starring Joaquin
Phoenix as the little guy and the story narrates the
true story of Emperor of the French Napoleon Bonaparte, and
that's Joaquin.
Speaker 16 (24:45):
He plays that part.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I might want to watch that, that's all. When I
was gonna like shoot the eyes out in the pond
and everybody would fall, including his soldiers, that wasn't really
really good. But King Longshanks did that brave heart as well.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
See you've seen it. Let's just watch all of us strangers.
That's all right, watch, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Very much, watch your watch for you, John boyd nothing.
Speaker 16 (25:12):
We go over to Max and Barbie.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Is there someone waiting to see the color purple and Priscilla?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
All right? Well, thank you very much. You've done enough
harm here much more. Then let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found
out after getting fed up with all of the changes
being made by his corporate partners. The founder of this
iconic fast food empire opened up another restaurant and started
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competing with them. Colonel Colonel, that's crazyfferent. Today is John
Boy Jeopardy. In some densely populated parts of China, some
sidewalks have two separate lanes, one for people who walk
with one of these and the other for people who don't.
Speaker 16 (26:04):
What is a head up?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Their butt doesn't good? Yes, what's y'all got one?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Ain't hundred?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Big show? You told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Next, Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's a big show on the radio only through your Tuesday.
Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big Box The
Crocodile Stalker on the space station. Search for keyword space
station hit the Big Box when you go to All
the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's play.
Speaker 17 (26:57):
Yes, Life across America, John Boy Jeopardy. And now a
man who want staffs a big wig from NASA if
he could hook him up with one of those air
conditioned spacesuits, you know, just for the summer.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
John Boy and they that was a great idea. They're
very expensive. If let's say, hey, Tom out of Martin's Ferry, Ohio.
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, Hello, buddy, welcome. You are
first up this morning. Just shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
So let's jump right in here, Tom. Some densely populated
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parts of China, some sidewalks have two separate lanes, one
for people who walk with one of these and the
other for people who don't. What do you think, Tom?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I think maybe a walker?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You say a walker. Well, let's see, I would take
up a lot of space, a lot of I'll be
the walker selling business. Okay, Well, Tom, appreciate you playing, buddy.
You have a great day. All right, man, Let's go
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to Jeff. He's down in Tallahassee, Alabama. Good morning, Jeff,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh Wowah.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Understand you had a birthday yesterday, Jeff, little bird told me.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Seventy five old.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I hear you, buddy. Well, happy birthday, man, Happy birthday.
Let's see how sharp you are on the John boyd
Jeopardy questionnaire. Jeff. Over there, sleep populated China, and I'm
gonna be quiet here and let you be sharp. What
you got for today is John Boy Jeopardy. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I'm I know any walkers because I kill him if
I need a walker over there. I'm gonna say a
cell phones.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Cell phones and what you figured out? Well, let's see
show us cell phones. Yeah, they're very popular over there,
They're popular everywhere.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Okay, Just nothing's more frustrating than to get behind somebody
in the store who's walking and talking on a cell
phone and you just I just want to get to that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Two different lanes and you're shore there.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
And so enough am I've been trying for thirty five
of over seventy five years, I've been trying to call you, guys,
and I finally got were our first time calling love jail.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
There you go, buddy, gratulations and you one on top
of that.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I am one on top of that. You know, you
guys don't play us exactly enough. That is the freest
woman in the whole wide world.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well you're welcome to chip in. Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
If she isn't she isn't married. It's just because I
am so anyway, I would I would like to do
a shout out if I could go ahead. I'm a
messic crip. I'm gonna shout to my lovely wife law,
to my three children, Brittany and Brandy, swim girls, and
(30:27):
my only groten Son, Devon and my two brothers, one
of which is the one who turned me on to
you guys, back in them minto later sometime. And that's
uh Matt and my other brother Brad.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's the whole that's your whole crew, right.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
After my immediate premerital and postmarital uh family.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good deal, Happy birthday again, buddy. Appreciate you and yours
listening to the Big Show.
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By abouty hour. Top of your news was about twenty
minutes away. Mister Haney opening a new school of Colobinos.
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio, diseasing
through you Tuesday morning here front part of your work week.
Appreciate you having his own and Tom with his bonus
Top ten list. This morning, I was.
Speaker 13 (32:06):
Doing an interview with UNCC school newspaper and I said,
you know, what's good things about being John Boy? And
it got us to thinking about it. Well, there's so many,
but when we narrowed it down, you know, to ten.
Speaker 18 (32:16):
Yeah, then that's basically today's top ten list, The top
ten good things about being John Boy. Number ten. Never
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nine can sit right down front in smoky little jazz
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and the number one good thing about being John Boy
already know the answer when people ask, what are you
an idiot?
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Speaker 1 (37:43):
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More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (37:50):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday and February at twenty seven Dare you having
a birthday today? Happy birthday? You sharing one of a singer.
Gosh Groban's forty three, Beggar's Kate mara Is forty one,
from the Fantastic four? What was Her? What was a
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Girl's Deal? And Fantastic Walking by I Hauntless strength.
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You got stretchy guy stone guy thing or whatever.
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You have the thing and you had to get what
I was thinking about it.
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That was like turning fire.
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Oh fire, yeah, there the torture.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
The torture did she was she invisible?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Maybe she could be invisible? It's right now, right? Was
chacking singer Johnny van zant Is sixty four, Old buddy
Johnny Leonard skinnerd all right, man, one of your great
memories air rendered And I'm listening to their new single
in your car when I was inside playing it on
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the radio. But I had a banger stereo system too,
you did, old former first daughter Chelsea Clinton Old Chelsea
is forty four. Joe Anne Woodward ninety four. She was
one of them on Life Ends. So yeah, Joeyne Wood
I think I think you're thinking about Joanne wood and
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want to thinking about Joyne Worley. Yeah, yeah, all right, Oh,
Joeyne Wood was the widow of Paul Newman. Hanging in
there and how about that Elizabeth Taylor would have been
ninety two years old today. Okay, old Liz. We was
just talking about all her husbands ago she get married, alright,
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and then and old doctor Johnny Fever, one of my
favorite disc jockeys on w k RP Cincinnati, would have
been eighty three years old today. He passed like two
years ago. Johnny Fever, he was always talking about memory,
got fired from radio station for saying booger. Oh man,
and that reminded me never to say booger on the air.
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But now it's okay, so booger booger.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Booker most got fired for playing She's having my baby,
not kidding.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You probably said. They're probably just looking for a reason
to fire. Probably get into the fires. And you put
together this wonderful John Boy and Billie Radio Network. Congratulations there,
Booker Bear, all right, Oh yes, okay, I got it.
(41:27):
Stalk talk English to me. You first, don't worry, rickbe
sharpa help us in minutes. Big Shoe rolls on. Good Morning,
I got the big show on the radio. Hang over
that song I've been trying to spit out here all morning. First,
let me tell you about the prize back you can
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Speaker 14 (42:17):
Morning at the Lombard depot hiring laborers. What the hell
are the saying I need a translator?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
I wish that you'd speak English. My wife learned how
to do it, and she's as dumb as a fish.
You're in my country. Learn the lingo. Take advice from
this old gringo. All I'm really going to need from
you is just to talk English to me, or the
love of Pete, talk English to me. That that that
(42:52):
come hard. Talk English to me, Talk English to me,
nerve racking. The answer is always the same, No hobbler English.
You say that I'm a racist, I should learn Spanish. Hey, partner,
(43:15):
I'll tell you what. You can't kiss my butt, and
if you ain't got you a green card, you better
keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
You're in my country. Learn the lingo.
Speaker 14 (43:26):
Take advice from this old gringo. All I'm really gonna
need from you is just to talk English to me.
They taught a gorilla how to do it. Talk English
to me, sign language, but still talk English to me.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Hard to belief. Talk English to me.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Who know?
Speaker 14 (43:52):
That's a card game, dummy ghost, that's medicine, Sonny trace,
it's what you eat your lunch off quadro. That's an
Audi cool it with a jibber jabber genius. Where the
hell do you come from?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Venus?
Speaker 14 (44:06):
Open your mouth and what the heck? It's like a
cling on on star trek. Don't give a crap of
apasingle Domeo, but you better get flu and if you
want your payoff.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Every day is a living hell.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
It's like training day at Taco Bell.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Welcome to the USA.
Speaker 14 (44:22):
Now take a clue and learn the parley. Don't give
a flip where you come from, man, but you gotta
speak American. You're in the country to speak the lingo.
Take advice from this old grengo. All I'm really going
to mean from you is just to talk English to me.
Come on, man, talk English to me, Talk English to me.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Talk day nerve racking, I gonna ahead and out ricka
be hey, yeah, and Oh, by the way, we'll shout
out to a wonderful Mexican that has dominated the English
language like he's snucking and won Atlanta for his second
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NASCAR victory. Daniel SWOREZ way to go, Daniel. I like
that guy right there, man, he can drive. Do it
for may Co. All right there, Well, let's play beat
the blood y'all one eight hundred big show. You told
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play next
Good morning to make show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news, weather, sports. This is was Royal.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visigals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the automative. All listening
to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians John
Boy and Billy ad Yould big show, A rise, A
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loyal of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise,
water of ten, essence of marp, look of vacasa.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I can do the new homing out on them. Welcome
to Tuesday. We get both feet on the floor. Here,
there's February twenty seventh. We we got an extra day.
This month is the leap year. Last day we either
twenty ninth on Thursday. So plan ahead. Let's see we're
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playing that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hey, how's abody doing?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yea, I'm looking up.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, they turn the lights on brighter. Yeah there you
are looking good. Hey, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's right? Let me see here what national days Anna
smea awareness day anno smeya wow. Supposed to bring attention
to a condition causing loss of smell. I don't know
(02:05):
if I'm pronouncing it right, I'm guessing you're not. Probably not,
but I can't hit you on it. Those are our smell.
Perhaps it's taken for granted more than any other sense
that we have. You know, we got five of them,
so yeah, well they're they're they're arguing now that we
have more than five. So it was our sixth sense.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
It's like sense of balance and sense of awareness. And
I mean there's like a list of fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, let's just figure out what this smell sense it
is all about. An a smell had a smell up.
Maybe it comes from that Alla couldn't smell it and
she discovered. Okay, National Polar Bear Day. We're all familiar
with the big polar bears as good. If you go
to where the polar bears are, do not pet them.
They are wild animals. Really, this National retro Day explains
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the why I'm dressed this morning cold. Now it'll Strawberry Day,
you know there's Strawberry Day here in February. I'm trying
to figure these things out because you beg them in
the summertime. But yep, I don't know. We've tried that before.
Maybe you plan them now we know, Maybe that's it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let's take it out National Kalua Day, all right, you
know how to do that? All right? There, may well
get you some coffee and some kalua like they do
in Hawaii. Just making that part of by the way,
oh really yeah? All right, Well we got three dates
in history. It looks like we got time to wake
up and see those that we're gonna get our category
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from and get what first prize package we got? Ooh,
bulls Not little sneak preview. I'm not mad, I'm happy
about that. Okay, slowly waking up Big shows on the radio,
Good Morning Tuesday edition of the Big Show. And we
got our first packed today at Bullsnot Prize Pack one
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Big Show dot com, we look at our three dates
in history where we'll get our three categories. Starting oh seven, Fayetteville,
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North Carolina, man was charged with robin A wah Kovia
Branch Bank for the second time since five. He tried
to show police a loot in his motel room, but
discovered he had been robbed at last, later charged a
motel maintenance man with breaking into the room and taking
the cash. I guess they still charging Fayetteville guys. He
(04:49):
started it. Yeah, he's the one who did the robberies.
All right, figure that one out. Look at some banks there,
Walkov is not around anymore. Yeah, that became a wacove.
You came part of Wells Fargo. Right. Twenty fourteen, chaos
erupts after the Swedish Public Employment Service mistakenly invite sixty
(05:10):
one thousand people to a job interview at Taco. Wow,
they money showed up. That was Sweden. You can't get
nobody to work in America. Now you don't notice that? Right?
And finally, on this date in twenty fifteen, actor Leonard Nimoy,
mister Spock of Star Trek dies of COPD at the
(05:32):
age of eighty three. Wow, all right, you know Spock
past twenty fifteen? Okay, well there you go. Let's see.
So we got let see this job interview. Lung diseases,
all right, perfect one eight hundred Big Show. You don't
free line. Come on we play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
February twenty seven. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bed Box the Crocodile Stagger. He's on the space station.
There's for a keywords space station and you hit the
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Speaker 3 (06:41):
Uppers.
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Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Shoon boy, really give the prizes from the Big Prize Pa.
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Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun playing upers.
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Have them urry up and guest time you love the
best time you love.
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A big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Let's say hey them. Michael from Merles in the South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know what in here Michael. Good morning, Buddy.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Morny John boy, it's Mark other night.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh all right, let's get you right here. Mark's important
part of me. You're getting your address to Jackie when
you tackle these three categories. All right, alrighty, that's important part. Okay,
here we go, buddy. In five seconds, give us three
names of banks. Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Well, Fargo, Bank of America and Anderson Brothers Bank.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Anderson Brothers again moved on South Carolina. Some offspring never
got nothing of the boys.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Tight.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, I guess you gotta be if you want a bank. Yeah,
all right, there you go. Mark, give us three things
not to do in a job interview. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Be late and dress bad and show up with a hangover.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, and now, Mark, I got this job for
the win. Three of those long diseases. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Answer the OPD and empathema.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, well, Mark, you were ready, buddy, and your christ
back gonna come tomorrow's in and hopefully at your address
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not gleaning products. Congratulations, buddy,
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Let me here a shout out.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Go ahead.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I want to give a sh out out to my
lovely wife, Sandy, and just tell her Mark from Merle's
inlet said, I.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Love you, Yes, your humb but you know probably words,
she knows who you are. You might have more than
one marking, right, You know you got it? Mark, Michael,
who appreciate you? Buddy? You hang on? Oh we figured
it out. How Jackie got Michael out of Mark. His
last name is Michael, right, Bobbie Michael, Okay, I figured
(09:28):
it out, so that's why I said so hey to
uh Mark's wife. That is Mark from merles Inlet your.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Husband hated the Michaels alight always got you up on
your knees.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
On the other side, Crazy Doctor Eddie is Mick.
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Good morning.
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This parcel of me show brought you by Crazy Doctor Eddie.
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Hey, four eyes tired the word glasses? Do you like
to pull them away forever? I'm Crazy Doctor Addy.
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to the grand old in a.
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Crazy Doctor Ddie's laser vision factory. Out that the home
on Lasy blessed nine hundred dollars an hour. That's too
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Crazy Doctor Eddie. Or hook you up for less? How
about just ninety nine bucks per hour? Bad credit.
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I'll financi you. I just helping people, and hell, I need.
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To practice un you're near side of the far side
of co guyde latch out of just plain squinty crazy
doc man. It's got the hook up, but don't take
my word for it.
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Headways he poundkid from Jerem McGuire Yo.
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Last couple of years of kind of loss ale that
cute thing I used to have it, and big old
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Thanks to Crazy Doctor Eddie, I got me a whole
new look. So if anybody's looking for an experienced character actor,
that's ready, all.
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Right, creepy out of Lord, why I got over a
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Speaker 6 (12:09):
Crazy Doctor Ready's laser vision factory. I had two twenty
black Gold Boulevard and Hazard, Kentucky, right across from JD's
twenty four hour painting gun discount pharmaceutical it don't give
baden tackle discounts. Figure it out, crazy doctor ready, his
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Kind of thing you want me to let cost? Swaller
anything you want me to swaller.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Come on down now, cheiling down.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
here we go. It's time to acts. Iike, Yo?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
What's up? This?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Said?
Speaker 13 (13:11):
Ike?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
With all the fall one one you need?
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Follow y'all what you call intro spersonal relationship?
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Dig this still?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Ike?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
That me?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Hello? My name is Mike.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Today.
Speaker 14 (13:30):
I'm writing you from Columbus, Mississippi, where you're gonna be tomorrow.
My problem is that I worked with an individual who
has very bad breath. I'm telling you here, Brandy is
so bad you swear he his tongue farded no no no,
(13:58):
or maybe a couple of minutes it's tap danced on
his tongue with crap on that shoe. Well, now that's funny.
Mike painting a little metal picture? Please help Mike, PS.
Could you give a shout out to everyone here at
Columbus Air Force Base? Yeah, hey, everybuddy, Columbus Air Force Baby,
(14:20):
is you happy? Now, clem I preach on her. Demn Mike,
I feel your pain. That ain't nothing worse than some mother.
Grandpa was skanky as funk at booty bread and and
and and I bet he's good looking too, or at
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least he thinks he good looking. See see see now,
pretty boys that thinks As long as that pretty it,
nothing else matter. Tell you what, dude better be really
good looking. Ugly dude can't get away with that ugly
dude already got that big ugly stracker against him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
He ugly.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
At least they can do.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Is have fresh bread.
Speaker 14 (15:05):
See that ugly dude always got gum or peco mint
or lestro mean or snaps or something. You go up
there that ugly dude and say you got gum man.
He'll whip our den train lucy fruit, big red he
he might even have pieces of bazooka on. All I
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can say to you might is Josh be thankful. He
don't care any of the other funk retaliated disabililities that
that other people suffer from. My brother he could suffer
from pitt cheese. It's that eye lash melton, sour stink.
It comes from an allergy to take it her bath.
(15:50):
What do you people thinking? You think people don't notice that?
Or does you think they like that? If that smell
was then the man that'd make a cologne called creepy
and funk a fine almond goat pot fuel. And let's
not forget the horrification of sense that rise from shall
we say, but little the belt. I ain't even going now,
(16:14):
my brother, talk about biocological weaponary where those funk particulatory
seep into the deepness of your naval passages. That stang
is gonna be with you for about a week. I
guess not everybody takes such magnificent care of their personality
(16:35):
hides you like And I can't even start at talking
about feences yet. Dude, who take off that shoes and
it's smell like they've been soaking their feet and wet freedom.
That feature has been staggering so long it had flat
burned out all the what's called oil factory senses in
(16:57):
their head. So not only can't he smell it, he
think no one else.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Can smell it either. Why's he want to do that
to you?
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Man?
Speaker 14 (17:06):
Ain't no sense in you smelling everything, my brother? They
ain't no helping someone likes that mind vich is to
come out and tell his funky old self that he
flying out, Spanky. If that don't help, hang your size
eleven extra wide pine tree foot shaped air freshener from
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his rear an mirror.
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This is right, peace out. That one was for Patrick.
You more than everybody. You got the big showing the radio, right,
big showing the radio. Ay, let's take any news letter sports.
Speaker 15 (17:52):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose. You're listening to
the greatest morning show and recorded history of broadcast radio
and Billie Big Show.
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of Taylor Tayman. You what to watch heres, Marzie Taylor.
Speaker 16 (20:20):
All right, well, we're going to look at the box
office really quick. From the weekend Bob Marley One Love
was number one again at the box office. It's second
Street weekend.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
There the Enemey Demon Slayer commits you no yaybad to
the Hashira training.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Wow, that's the time, God, bless.
Speaker 12 (20:39):
You, thank you, congratulations. They came in second. We're gonna
say Demon Slayer Demons. It's an anime Demon Slayer Colan
commit to no yayebad.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Demons the colon Wow, no no no.
Speaker 16 (20:54):
The two dots okay uh.
Speaker 12 (20:56):
The faith faith based Ordinary Angels debut third place. Madam
Webb fell from second to fourth place. This is the
movie with Dakota Johnson. It's a superhero flick.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Madam Web.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
Madam Webb and the animated movie Migration came in fifth place.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Madam Web. Does she go and get up with Spider Man?
Sounds like it'd be a pretty good couple.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Sounds like the kind of came up with a name
that would pass through the lawyers instead of a Spider woman.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
Okay, okay, okay, let's see coming out to this Friday.
Dune Part two, Dune.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Part two, Actually, I think I saw the old Dune
when Kurt Russell was in it. Is this the same
well type deal?
Speaker 16 (21:39):
The other dune Dune. I guess the one was the remake?
Speaker 14 (21:43):
Ye of that?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
That's where they try to free the desert plant. The
two kids and yeah, stars Timothy shallow May and Zendaya.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Got the desert plant. They're looking at planet. I heard
that's all right. I heard in my head, Jacqueline.
Speaker 12 (22:03):
You're looking at it in say dessert. So I'm having
that kind of day. I'm having that kind of day.
So the ninety six Annual Academy Awards the Oscars are Sunday,
March tenth on ABC, and the streamers have some of
those flicks coming out this week on Hulu. You can
see All of Us Strangers. And this is a big
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controversy going on because they're saying it was snubbed by
the Oscars. They should have been nominated. So it's a
fantastical examination of love, memory and loss.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
All of Us Strangers.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Amazon Prime has Poor Things with Emma Stone and Mark
Ruffalo and William Dafoe. It's up for Best Picture and
Best Actress.
Speaker 15 (22:50):
Looking well, you see.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
The story revolves around Emma Stone's character, Bella Baxter, who
is a young woman in Victorian London, so it's retro.
She comes to life through a brain transplant and embarks
on a journey of self discovery.
Speaker 16 (23:07):
I'd love to see you sit there for that point.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Snub And she never did answer question on where it
was streaming.
Speaker 16 (23:16):
I said, Amazon, Did I not tell you? I am
having some memory.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
From that one.
Speaker 16 (23:25):
I have a membership. I'll come over.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'll come over. I'll get each other's nails.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
See, dude, we could talk back in the Victorian London
prom on Netflix. Right American Conspiracy The Octopus Murders. I
thought I was gonna say Optimon, but Octopus Murders. The
docuseries revolves around journalist Danny Cossolaro's mystery, mysterious death. He
(23:53):
was working on a story on billing the truth about
an alleged conspiracy called the Octopus when he.
Speaker 16 (23:57):
Was found dead in his hotel. So this is a effort,
the true crime.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is a true deal.
Speaker 16 (24:02):
That want to watch?
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Yeah, they go into all the details and and the
bizarreness of his murder.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Do you know why they call it the octopus murder?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
He was unveiling the truth about an alleged conspiracy called
the Octopus.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh, just a conspirac conspiracy is called the Octopus I.
Speaker 16 (24:17):
Haven't watched it because it hadn't come out yet.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Could you just text me your Amazon Netflix as well
as the day Saturday Sunday come over because that's two
now that's my boys.
Speaker 12 (24:31):
Got Apple TV Plus has Ridley Scott's Napoleon, starring Joaquin
Phoenix as the little guy and the story narrates the
true story of Emperor of the French Napoleon Bonaparte, and
that's Joaquin.
Speaker 16 (24:45):
He plays that part.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I might want to watch that, that's all. When I
was gonna like shoot the eyes out in the pond
and everybody would fall, including his soldiers, that wasn't really
really good. But King Longshanks did that brave heart as well.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
See you've seen it. Let's just watch all of us strangers.
That's all right, watch, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Very much, watch your watch for you, John boyd nothing.
Speaker 16 (25:12):
We go over to Max and Barbie.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Is there someone waiting to see the color purple and Priscilla?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
All right? Well, thank you very much. You've done enough
harm here much more. Then let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found
out after getting fed up with all of the changes
being made by his corporate partners. The founder of this
iconic fast food empire opened up another restaurant and started
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competing with them. Colonel Colonel, that's crazyfferent. Today is John
Boy Jeopardy. In some densely populated parts of China, some
sidewalks have two separate lanes, one for people who walk
with one of these and the other for people who don't.
Speaker 16 (26:04):
What is a head up?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Their butt doesn't good? Yes, what's y'all got one?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Ain't hundred?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Big show? You told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Next, Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's a big show on the radio only through your Tuesday.
Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big Box The
Crocodile Stalker on the space station. Search for keyword space
station hit the Big Box when you go to All
the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's play.
Speaker 17 (26:57):
Yes, Life across America, John Boy Jeopardy. And now a
man who want staffs a big wig from NASA if
he could hook him up with one of those air
conditioned spacesuits, you know, just for the summer.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
John Boy and they that was a great idea. They're
very expensive. If let's say, hey, Tom out of Martin's Ferry, Ohio.
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, Hello, buddy, welcome. You are
first up this morning. Just shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
So let's jump right in here, Tom. Some densely populated
(27:36):
parts of China, some sidewalks have two separate lanes, one
for people who walk with one of these and the
other for people who don't. What do you think, Tom?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I think maybe a walker?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You say a walker. Well, let's see, I would take
up a lot of space, a lot of I'll be
the walker selling business. Okay, Well, Tom, appreciate you playing, buddy.
You have a great day. All right, man, Let's go
(28:11):
to Jeff. He's down in Tallahassee, Alabama. Good morning, Jeff,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh Wowah.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Understand you had a birthday yesterday, Jeff, little bird told me.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Seventy five old.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I hear you, buddy. Well, happy birthday, man, Happy birthday.
Let's see how sharp you are on the John boyd
Jeopardy questionnaire. Jeff. Over there, sleep populated China, and I'm
gonna be quiet here and let you be sharp. What
you got for today is John Boy Jeopardy. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I'm I know any walkers because I kill him if
I need a walker over there. I'm gonna say a
cell phones.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Cell phones and what you figured out? Well, let's see
show us cell phones. Yeah, they're very popular over there,
They're popular everywhere.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Okay, Just nothing's more frustrating than to get behind somebody
in the store who's walking and talking on a cell
phone and you just I just want to get to that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Two different lanes and you're shore there.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
And so enough am I've been trying for thirty five
of over seventy five years, I've been trying to call you, guys,
and I finally got were our first time calling love jail.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
There you go, buddy, gratulations and you one on top
of that.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I am one on top of that. You know, you
guys don't play us exactly enough. That is the freest
woman in the whole wide world.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well you're welcome to chip in. Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
If she isn't she isn't married. It's just because I
am so anyway, I would I would like to do
a shout out if I could go ahead. I'm a
messic crip. I'm gonna shout to my lovely wife law,
to my three children, Brittany and Brandy, swim girls, and
(30:27):
my only groten Son, Devon and my two brothers, one
of which is the one who turned me on to
you guys, back in them minto later sometime. And that's
uh Matt and my other brother Brad.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's the whole that's your whole crew, right.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
After my immediate premerital and postmarital uh family.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good deal, Happy birthday again, buddy. Appreciate you and yours
listening to the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Answer then I'm like a fall.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
By abouty hour. Top of your news was about twenty
minutes away. Mister Haney opening a new school of Colobinos.
(31:51):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio, diseasing
through you Tuesday morning here front part of your work week.
Appreciate you having his own and Tom with his bonus
Top ten list. This morning, I was.
Speaker 13 (32:06):
Doing an interview with UNCC school newspaper and I said,
you know, what's good things about being John Boy? And
it got us to thinking about it. Well, there's so many,
but when we narrowed it down, you know, to ten.
Speaker 18 (32:16):
Yeah, then that's basically today's top ten list, The top
ten good things about being John Boy. Number ten. Never
have to sit through long boring Nobel Prize banquet Number
nine can sit right down front in smoky little jazz
clubs without being asked to come up and sit in
on the trumpet. Number eight seldom interrupted by annoying requests
to put that in layman's terms. Number seven pleasant sense
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of relief when roadrunner gets away from coyote. Number six
can feel superior to really really dumb guys. Number five
worth millions to Nutri System as their official bad example.
Number four lifetime ten percent discount on future pinkered and albums.
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Number three can talk down to college graduates who don't
know Barney Fife's middle name.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Number two not annoyed by.
Speaker 18 (33:09):
Those snunny guys who hawk the StairMaster at the uptown YMCA,
and the number one good thing about being John Boy
already know the answer when people ask, what are you
an idiot?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Here's a big show on the radio. You Tuesday morning,
February and twenty seven, Leslie, what mister Haney's up to
this morning?
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Hey, mister Hani, hadn't heard from you in a long time.
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Speaker 1 (37:43):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (37:50):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
(38:12):
horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday and February at twenty seven Dare you having
a birthday today? Happy birthday? You sharing one of a singer.
Gosh Groban's forty three, Beggar's Kate mara Is forty one,
from the Fantastic four? What was Her? What was a
(39:09):
Girl's Deal? And Fantastic Walking by I Hauntless strength.
Speaker 16 (39:13):
You got stretchy guy stone guy thing or whatever.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
You have the thing and you had to get what
I was thinking about it.
Speaker 16 (39:19):
That was like turning fire.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh fire, yeah, there the torture.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
The torture did she was she invisible?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Maybe she could be invisible? It's right now, right? Was
chacking singer Johnny van zant Is sixty four, Old buddy
Johnny Leonard skinnerd all right, man, one of your great
memories air rendered And I'm listening to their new single
in your car when I was inside playing it on
(39:48):
the radio. But I had a banger stereo system too,
you did, old former first daughter Chelsea Clinton Old Chelsea
is forty four. Joe Anne Woodward ninety four. She was
one of them on Life Ends. So yeah, Joeyne Wood
I think I think you're thinking about Joanne wood and
(40:11):
want to thinking about Joyne Worley. Yeah, yeah, all right, Oh,
Joeyne Wood was the widow of Paul Newman. Hanging in
there and how about that Elizabeth Taylor would have been
ninety two years old today. Okay, old Liz. We was
just talking about all her husbands ago she get married, alright,
(40:34):
and then and old doctor Johnny Fever, one of my
favorite disc jockeys on w k RP Cincinnati, would have
been eighty three years old today. He passed like two
years ago. Johnny Fever, he was always talking about memory,
got fired from radio station for saying booger. Oh man,
and that reminded me never to say booger on the air.
(40:56):
But now it's okay, so booger booger.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Booker most got fired for playing She's having my baby,
not kidding.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You probably said. They're probably just looking for a reason
to fire. Probably get into the fires. And you put
together this wonderful John Boy and Billie Radio Network. Congratulations there,
Booker Bear, all right, Oh yes, okay, I got it.
(41:27):
Stalk talk English to me. You first, don't worry, rickbe
sharpa help us in minutes. Big Shoe rolls on. Good Morning,
I got the big show on the radio. Hang over
that song I've been trying to spit out here all morning. First,
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Speaker 14 (42:17):
Morning at the Lombard depot hiring laborers. What the hell
are the saying I need a translator?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
I wish that you'd speak English. My wife learned how
to do it, and she's as dumb as a fish.
You're in my country. Learn the lingo. Take advice from
this old gringo. All I'm really going to need from
you is just to talk English to me, or the
love of Pete, talk English to me. That that that
(42:52):
come hard. Talk English to me, Talk English to me,
nerve racking. The answer is always the same, No hobbler English.
You say that I'm a racist, I should learn Spanish. Hey, partner,
(43:15):
I'll tell you what. You can't kiss my butt, and
if you ain't got you a green card, you better
keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
You're in my country. Learn the lingo.
Speaker 14 (43:26):
Take advice from this old gringo. All I'm really gonna
need from you is just to talk English to me.
They taught a gorilla how to do it. Talk English
to me, sign language, but still talk English to me.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Hard to belief. Talk English to me.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Who know?
Speaker 14 (43:52):
That's a card game, dummy ghost, that's medicine, Sonny trace,
it's what you eat your lunch off quadro. That's an
Audi cool it with a jibber jabber genius. Where the
hell do you come from?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Venus?
Speaker 14 (44:06):
Open your mouth and what the heck? It's like a
cling on on star trek. Don't give a crap of
apasingle Domeo, but you better get flu and if you
want your payoff.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Every day is a living hell.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
It's like training day at Taco Bell.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Welcome to the USA.
Speaker 14 (44:22):
Now take a clue and learn the parley. Don't give
a flip where you come from, man, but you gotta
speak American. You're in the country to speak the lingo.
Take advice from this old grengo. All I'm really going
to mean from you is just to talk English to me.
Come on, man, talk English to me, Talk English to me.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Talk day nerve racking, I gonna ahead and out ricka
be hey, yeah, and Oh, by the way, we'll shout
out to a wonderful Mexican that has dominated the English
language like he's snucking and won Atlanta for his second
(45:14):
NASCAR victory. Daniel SWOREZ way to go, Daniel. I like
that guy right there, man, he can drive. Do it
for may Co. All right there, Well, let's play beat
the blood y'all one eight hundred big show. You told
free Line we'll get a car contestant. Yeah, okay, we'll
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