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August 20, 2024 46 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new edition of What to Watch.. - It’s National Radio Day - and we an educational film that about our workplace.. - Mr. Rhubarb’s has a grizzly story about a couple of bear scientists.. - In honor of the Pokemon World Championships that took place last weekend, we’ll have the Grumpy Old Man to weigh-in.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - today he tells us how Slim Whitman helped him put butts in stadium seats!.. - Mad Max goes off on School Buses.. - and the Grumpy Old Man hates fake meat..

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You got a big show on a radio, more chance
for you to win coming up after your news weathers
Barts died.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
This is Spanjordi Arts in.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
All today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
With John Boy and Beiley. There's a bond in this one.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Talking of an anam.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Welcome to you Tuesday, always the twentieth, the big show
on your radio waves.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hello, radio wave bridders. You got your old, I got
your old.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh yeah, well O got microphones and everything work then though,
good party they and it's National Radio Days. Let's step
it up for our profession, recognizing the great invention of
a radio. In the late nineteenth century, it became clear
that wireless communication was possible. Several inventors had a part

(01:42):
in the invention of the radio in the late eighteen hundreds,
and not just one person can be credited with its beginning.
To make the radio a reality, it required several different
inventions and discoveries, including both transmission and reception methods as
well as technology. And we can go to the one
person on my friend's list that has actually built a radio,

(02:05):
Randy Bruzzles.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh, thank you, yes, and listened to it.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's really got how you got shoted in radio, like
working on radios, like with your dad, because he you know,
worked a.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
He was in radio. He was on the radio, he
was on the air. He didn't build radios for people
to listen to him, although that would have been a
pretty good gig I've done.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
In the end, I mean, I didn't mean that, but
I just thought for some reason that you were always
you know.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
The electronics always. Yeah, I went door to door. My
mom used to tell a story about seven or eight
years old. I went door to door and asking for
people for broken TVs and electronics and brought them all
home and made a working TV in my room.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I was right, Yeah, happy TV Day. Well, we'll celebrate
what you are in radio.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Here y'all talking, but I'm here.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That hurts. What about his national chocolate pecan pie? Now,
let's get to tap, all right, we'll we on that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, that's that'd be a lot more handy than building
radio on TVs in your bedroom.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Lead Yeah, five minutes. Anyway, I got three days in
history saved up. We'll get the prize pack out and
get the winning beginning.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Good Morning is a big show on the radio. Good Morning,
Big Shows on the Radio. First prize pack Fishing Cycles.
Prize pack includes one of them cool backpacks. Yeah, these
things are neat, Jackie says man. A lot of us
have been calling back and saying thank you for the
cool cool backpack. Well, you're really gonna love that Free

(03:45):
fishing Cycles if you win it. These seven fifty x
all terrain e bike, fat tires, adjustable suspension of powerful
seven hundred and fifty watt motor. Click on the link
when you hit the Big Show dot com. If you
don't win the prize pack, make sure your name was
in the hat for the drawing.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Three dates in history where we get our categories.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
August twentieth, nineteen seventy four, Nolan Ryan of the California
Angels became the first Major League pitcher to be clocked
in over one hundred miles an hour one hundred point
four h Nolan heaved. July thirty first, nineteen ninety he
pitched his three hundredth victory, and he was a twentieth
pitcher to reach three hundred wins.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Now, this isn't who you faced off with.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, that was Phil nekro okay t yees all.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, Oh, Nolan been away a lot easier to hit
than Nutsy, of course, take you Jaggers. Nineteen ninety Ike
Sewell died in Chicago at age eighty seven. He was
an All American football player the University of Texas, and
he invented the Chicago style deep dish pizza.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wow, you'll go like stepped it up. Let's see here
peats pizza.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Finally, ninety seven, eighty eight year old man had to
be rescued twice from a burning hotel in Ontario. After
being successfully carried from the burning building the first time,
the man went back into the hotel through a rear entrance,
returned to his room, and was overcome by smoke. Firefighters
then re rescued the man, who they later learned had

(05:19):
returned to get his teeth. Man, it's his teeth, yes, sir?
Oh right, well there you go. There's their three categories.
One eight hundred Big shows you told free Line, We
play out Bears. Next, Good morning, it's a big sew

(05:58):
on the radio. Only two Tuesday Today is featuring track
from the Big Show bit box. The grummy old man
hates fake meat. Search for keyword fake meat. Hit the
bit box. Out at the Big.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Show dot com Rodney by Log Tiger. Win a reps
for the custom Big Show Motors. I go Big Show
Bike dot Com.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Utburst.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
Let's play Outburst.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
Prize being.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Let's go me contested number one.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
This should really be a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Win you're playing Outburst.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
You love a big shots.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let's say hell on, Mark from Great Georgia, we have shots.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Good the morning, Mark.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Hey John bo he the Boddy.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Welcome in here. I'll right you do the Mark Welcome buddy.
Sound like you're raring to go. You get up early and.

Speaker 10 (07:17):
What can I do? One shout out?

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh yeah yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
To my granddaughters, An Paisley all.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Right, and and Payson you gonna be pulling for Paul.
Paul right here to get through these three categories.

Speaker 10 (07:31):
You ready, I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What do they call you? Mark?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Mark?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think he means the grandkids.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
I'm and daddy not granddaddy.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Your and daddy, okay.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
And daddy and Amma.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
All right, I have no problem with some consonants. That
was a good guess.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
My granddaughter she started that. She told my wife ammals
that's how they got started. They never say grandma, They
always say ammal.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well, let's come about. Let's a lot better story than mark.
All right, Well let's go here we go in at it.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Uh give us in five seconds, three baseball positions, Ready.

Speaker 10 (08:25):
To go, pitch your shortstop catcher.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Now give us three things you put on a pizza.

Speaker 10 (08:33):
Ready, go, cheese, pepper on, and sausage.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Here goes and Papa for the wind.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Three things you see in a hotel. Ready go.

Speaker 10 (08:46):
Barr, Lobbie and roods.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Amma, we are sending you this christ pack.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Make sure you open it up with your granddaughters when
it gets to your spot down and gray body.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Okay, he ain't got ain't got nothing else to say.
He loaded everything in the front.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
Yes, but hey, when we got more time. We have
taught racing. But uh, I like the old racing bear
that need to chase the rules back to what it
used to be.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, we'll get in on that too. Jackie Hook
us up there.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Bab.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Ball the way the hour and top of your news
early morning Tree Liftless says he's gotten some blonde jokes.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
He said, funny blonjos. We'll see.

Speaker 11 (09:44):
H m hm.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
There's a big show on the radio bringing liplessen he knowing?

Speaker 8 (10:20):
Hey here, Oh I adn't let let her right her?
How I came here? Ty little called again? Oh you
heard what? Hey? John boy?

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Go on?

Speaker 8 (10:32):
Why did you learn how to hear her out? Hell?
Don't talk? Why did you do? A tightened layer? So
I was going to hurt for the word. If you
don't understand her, I aut but the law. But figure
you are doing what I can't. Good morning? How you doing?
Oh fine, I won't do now? Uh?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I turned how to try her? In all life, a
girl harrying left and she was long. She don't lawn
and she left me home so long ago. So now
you had a girlfriend trying, girlfriend lied and she was blonde.
Lawn jokes okay, lashing out at the lawns and other lines.
How can you tell a lawn?

Speaker 8 (11:10):
There you are lamb snaking? Can you tell long blind?

Speaker 11 (11:16):
There?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
You're you're landscaping?

Speaker 12 (11:18):
Bushes are a lot darker than the rest of the yard.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
A lot, I tell you loong, we call hold on
on lashing out of the waiting call of the lawn,
the maiden call of the blonde. I ever heard that.
I'm a drunk? Yeah, I had, Hey, I want to hate,

(11:52):
actually says what is good?

Speaker 13 (11:57):
What?

Speaker 8 (11:58):
There's no whiting call ugly lawn called the ugly lawn.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I said, I'm so drunk.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Joe Hoyd, I want too late? I know, yeah, f help,
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
No, I'm not sure about that one myself.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
What is he talking about? Why did the lawn holding
orange juice can or too lrd stare at the frozen
orange juice.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Can for two hours concentrate.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
I had, she didn't have?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I can hold now.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Yeah, that's just right and is good water? The lawn
clar walk to the roof hole. The har blind blonde
climb up, climb up to the roofs for the bar.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
She heard the drinks were in the house.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
I'm don a rock. It was ugly lawn trying to
get a life from go home. That's gonna call a call.
Oh what calla a call back? Oh a call back?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Oh yeah, heah, call back there, go watch your difference
between a lawn and a shopping card different a blondelde
a shopping cart.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
The shopping cart sometimes has a mind of its own.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Are you going here? I had a hotel and wall.
When you hush her down an off what.

Speaker 10 (13:36):
Wall?

Speaker 8 (13:38):
He let me going? John, I ain't gonna show you
on wall. Now you want to let me know? I
don't know who's not working at all. I'll keep her
along that door, I'll keep come. I can hear no
idea what you're saying. Lipless. I'm trying.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
I'm not really sure.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
You don't know either.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
Finished.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
I won't let it hit what.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Roll into your Tuesday, getting close to back to school time.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Don't miss out on.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
A drift of tack of jaggiees.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
Hello friends, you're old pal bird bird Here hits that
time of year again when parents can breathe a sigh
of relief, get a little me time, and push the
Karen feeding of their horrible offspring on the state. That's
right back to school, So ring the bell and send
them back to hell in style. Well, thanks to the
big back to school sale at Tacky Jackie's Close for
hose does your daughter dress like a crackhead? Does her

(15:09):
closet look like Lindsay Lohan's laundry hamper? Is your lid
trap full of sequins and glitter? Do your friends think
you've adopted Miley Cyrus? Do your nosy neighbors give you
a sympathetic pat on the back while handing you a
gift certificate for planned parenthood? Is that the state of
affairs in your household? Snookums, We'll guess what. Despite your
best attempts to dress your little darling as a treasure,

(15:30):
she's tarted up like total trash, and no amount of complaining,
tears and empty threats are going to change it. She's
dressing like a hoe, So go with the floe and
style and tacky Jackies. She's your money Ymy tacky Jackie
carries all the top names for school age sartorial trappery

(15:52):
brands like Steak and Skank, Tammy Millfiger, George, your Harmony,
a legro.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
For slutty, and of course via Wang.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
Johiny.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
They're all friendly and they're radici.

Speaker 11 (16:08):
Please, they're all here at colossal savings over regular retail,
because with a moral direction of your child, you'll need
all your available money to bail out your honey. No,
be sure to check out our quirky teenage on site
bail bondsman, mister Dinky. Just remember, if your daughter's kinky
and the situation's hinky, it's time to shake hands with

(16:29):
mister Dinky, and you'll only find him here at Tacky
Jackie's Clothes for Hose. Tacky Jackie has something for everyone. Preteens,
postings in betweens, prom queens, drama, queens closet queens, tweakers, sneakers, debate,
club speakers, tweeters, cheaters, tarti bell beaters, geeks, freaks, chubby cheeks, snoozers, boozers,

(16:50):
chess club losers, crunkers, punkers, amateur spelunkers, fruities, beauties, girls
with cooties, jewelers, poolers, above ground poolers, goobs, noobs, dudes, duds,
and then one kid with a six hair mustache, peer
styled and crooked mullet that keeps in fighting you on
a snipepunk. We've got you all covered at Tacky Jackies.
And don't worry, guys, we haven't forgotten you. This weekend

(17:12):
only We've got a humongus fifty percent off sale on
our entire line of pine sized, pimp and beauty play
of fashions. Neon green, pink and orange polyester bell bottoms
with a fur lined athletic supporter on the outside, Paisley
overalls with comfy spandex crutch so you can boogloo at
platform steakers with optional training wheels.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
All purchases over.

Speaker 11 (17:34):
Seventy five dollars will receive absolutely free a complimentary chest
hair wig for all you virgins and late bloomers only
at Tacky Jackies Clothes for Hose, Stuff and Saturday only,
be sure to come hungry to get you ready for
the school year. The lunch room gals from Grizzly Stump
Elementary will be serving free grub cafeteria style from eleven

(17:57):
am to noon. They'll have all your favorites, heaping steaming,
bubbling ladles of the green stuff, the brown stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I don't have, some of the yellow, and the all
new blue stuff. Don't get cheap only.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
I don't know what is approved by Michelle Obama.

Speaker 11 (18:15):
Whatever you do, don't miss the big back to School
sale at Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Hose and Here we
grow again with a brand new location look for the
hand painted sign on Seventh Street, right behind Jews and Jugs,
Coacher Strip Parlor, and across the street from Captain Hook's hands.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
On piercings and Lasik eye surgery.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Knock on the door and marked livestock.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
And asked for Shky Galecki, the world's funniest dark eleptic.
And if he doesn't fall asleep, he'll let you into
a wonderland of savings, the kind of savings you'll only
find a tacky Jackie's clothes for hose. This is your
old Pelbert Fern saying see you there.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
You got the big show on radio. More chances you
to win coming up after your news, weatheringsports.

Speaker 14 (19:04):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
They're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking
trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
roush Limball, Jean Handy, neil Board. They're snow on the roof.

(19:31):
There's a fire in the funny. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
saying this morning we learned as National Radio Day. Yes,
we're broadcasting out of it or in it. Let's learn
about the radio station.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
You ready?

Speaker 8 (20:33):
All right?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
We got this educational film for local eighth grade class
about radios. My sent it to us, thought it might
be interested, So I got the projector set up here.
Let's watch and learn, maybe learn something about our business
that we're.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
In here, and we turn it there.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh yeah, it's like I remember it.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Let's school engine limited film the radio station. Long before
you get up for school, people at the radio station
are already busy starting their debty even before the sun

(21:15):
comes up. The morning disc jockey has already done many
interesting things. Look smoked cigarettes. Here is the mornings reporter. Oh,
the reporter does news from a different room because the

(21:37):
disc jockey smells like what he drank the night before.
And the interesting people who work here.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
This is the sales staff.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Sometimes when they're not drinking, we make reals with advertisers.
They trade radio airtime for free things like dinner, vacation bookers,
and free drinks. This is the programmed director. He's silly,
isn't he Look he's acting like he knows what he's doing.

(22:15):
This disc jockey works it.

Speaker 12 (22:17):
In the right.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
He's talking to a young girl on the phone. He's
folding down in his pan. Hey, it's awfully late at
night for the morning disc jockey to be here. Those
are called resumeties. Hey, wait a minute, there's his girlfriend. Hey,

(22:39):
she's the general manager's wife.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh no, oh, my goodness.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
On the film, bros, you're back up, get to it
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, coming up.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
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(23:16):
right now from the desk of Taylor Tayman.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
You is what to watch.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Here's Marcie Taylor, Brien Penan.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Hey, let's look at the top five movies from this
past weekend. Wanna yeahy so Alien Romulus won the weekend
at the box office. Just as everyone predicted. They came
in number one, and they debuted with the forty one
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
So I'm confused. Is it a remake of the original
or a prequel.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
It is the eighth installment, so it's in between. It's
in between the earliest one and the last one. All right, hey,
so it's the eighth installments. But I think that I
think the aliens are the same. Well the of course,
I'm just kidding, all right. Deadpool Wolverine came in second place.
Not too shabby for Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Uh, it ends with us.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
His wife's movie, Blake Lively is in It ends with us,
And the topic there is it's a little deep. It's
based on a book and that deals with some domestic
violence and so but it's doing well. It's hanging in
there at number three. Twisters came in fourth place, and
to wrap out the top five, Coraline, well, number five.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't think you're convinced, Caroline, Caroline.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Coraline the fifteenth anniversary release of it?

Speaker 8 (24:32):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
C O R A L I N E. All right over,
great review.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
I didn't say I was reviewing it. I was just
giving it Top five.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Thirty five years later, fifteen fifteen, all.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Right, new streaming Terror Tuesday Extra Dream is on Netflix.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
It's set.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Horror tyrr Tuesday Extreme Netflix. It's the first season and
it's inspired me now it's all just going down the
inspired by the thy Horror radio show ty Horror Tye
t h A. I what am I like?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Typhoon?

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Oh boy?

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Then there's Face to Face with Scott Peterson. It's on Peacock.
It's a limited series. It's a new look at the
notorious case of Scott Peterson and the murders of his
wife Lacy Peterson unborn son Connor, and it explores the
latest developments.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, was that the one out in the boat where
they found you know, the boat? Say the last thing
I saw on that convince me that he's innocent.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, that's a lot of people are thinking that he's innocent.

Speaker 13 (25:50):
Now.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
In fact, one of those innocent coalitions to go in
and get trials overturned.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's what this is all about. Following that.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
That's right, the Los Angeles Innocence Project taking on his case.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
And where do you say that in the name of
that is on Peacock.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
And it's face to face with Scott Peterson.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 6 (26:09):
And then yeah, and then if you're a Chuck Norris fan,
agent Recon is gonna be on.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Gonna be on Hulu.

Speaker 8 (26:20):
All right.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah, he's back kicking button in this action movie premiere,
so really really like he's a he's a captain in
a covert Earth security force that must investigate a strange
energy so new, it's new.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, wow, all right, let's say you how Chucks? All right,
guess better than us.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Before wrap what to watch. I'm gonna let big sure
listeners know in Knoxville, Eastern and Eastern Tennessee, your favorite
Southern rock band, Drive Mother Mary, will be performing live
at the Shed with a Driving and Crying this Saturday,
the twenty fourth at seven thirty. So go check them
out out and tell them that we said doo right driving. Also,

(27:05):
if you're like, hey, Drive Mother Mary, Yeah, you can
stream their latest single, save My Soul. It's on Apple Music,
Spotify wherever you get your music. And you keep up
with their upcoming tour dates at Jivemothermary dot com right
and also on their Instagram and Facebook with the at
Jive Mother Mary.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And they're playing the Shed.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yes, a big special shout out to Jay and Indy
at the shed or taking care of our boys down there.
So there good people over.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
There at the shed and they're playing this Saturday.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
This Saturday, August twenty fourth. All right, good seven thirty,
go see them very much.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Day. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out that, uh well,
I don't know what we found out, probably won't anything good. Anyway,
I'm sorry somebody would have held on to it, you know,
Thank you baby. According to the this is yesterday's let's

(28:04):
see how good it was? I totally forgot so according
to the official US Marines History Division, okay, the president
gets a twenty one gun salute, and we were looking
for what we give the vice president ninety Yeah, it
wasn't that one finger. So yeah, well, okay, today's John
Boyd jepardy. The hip bone may be connected to the

(28:26):
thigh bone, but there is one bone in your body
that's not connected to any other bone, and this is
where you'll find it.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
That'd be the butt bob.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Uh that in hot pockets is your answer for everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
One eight hundred Big Show. You told free line what
y'all got. We played John Boydgeffarty next, good wanna It's.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
A Big show the radio.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah no, this is just his fur lined dinner jacket.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Today's feature track for the Big Show bit box The
grumpy old man hates fake meat.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Search for keyword fake meat.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
It's a big box at the Big Show dot com
here right now, let's play.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah's live across America.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
It's John Boy Cheffeldine and now a man who says
no thanks to fake meat.

Speaker 15 (29:45):
After all, he's already got the body of a vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
We think it might be a manatee. He's John Boy.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Burtful as I hate a Perry And of Stevenson, Alabama.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Good morning, Perry, Good morning. It's Peppy.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Jackie is old Peppy from Stevenson Right, so Peppy, glad
you made it in here.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Buddy, you have got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy.
So you ready, sir?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay, we're reviewing the question for listeners that might have
tuned in. The hip bone may be connected to the
thigh bone, but there is one bone in your body
that's not connected to any other bone. And this is
where you'll find it. But you got Perry, Peppy. I
didn't change it, troub, don't call it Perry every time

(30:43):
I look at it. Wait, minut, just just stop here
for a second, pip. Okay, now you need some white out.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, I'm just gonna rute it over there. Are you sure?

Speaker 10 (30:52):
All right?

Speaker 11 (30:52):
So?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Uh, Peppe, it used to be Peppy's Pizza Din in Graham,
North Carolina. Very well, very famous. It wasn't It was
just one? Yeah, well that one? So Peppy? What did
you say, buddy?

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Is it the head the head bone? Let's see?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
But at least you got your name right, so when
we're mocking you later, I.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Don't get it.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Word.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You never heard of a bone hand.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Bone hand?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Not you, Peppy Perry, because you're you're mud. That was
so good, Bunny. I'm glad you made it in here. Peppy.
You try again, Bunny.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
All right, out of boys, we appreciate you, man, you
are awesome. All right, let's go to Ed. He is
in Clarksville, Tennessee.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
Good morning, Ed, Good morning, John boy.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Good morning buddy.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
All right, Well, pets, what's funny?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
The head bone has already been guessed.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Keeping all right, alright, let's see Tennessee can do in Alabama.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Here to the race to the moon.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
All right, let's try the throat.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
The throat, well, let's see. I guess if you're trying
to find it, it's just above your larynx. It's the
high oid moon. It agger's your tongue muscles.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Hey wow, hey, John boy, I got something for you
real quick.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
All right, buddy, you were talking about going back to
school early.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, I'm originally from.

Speaker 15 (32:59):
The New York and when we went to school, it
was the day after we saw Jerry Lewis.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
That be the uh the telethon.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Telethon Labor Day teleton.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
That would be one of my favorite.

Speaker 14 (33:17):
Hey lady, hey lady, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Hey lady, Hey lady.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Yep.

Speaker 13 (33:25):
Then you get into our lady nineteen and he's like,
all right, let's go to the board.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
All right, we'll got work now, and you got a
big old Southern East past back.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
We'll get over Clarksville for you. Last train, Clarksville.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
To get on Peppy. Too bad about the headbone. Guess
he was closed because it's in the throat, yeah, part
of your head.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Now about.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I think we throw them. But the whole Perry thing,
I think that's just.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
What the head moment. Good morning, Big Shoe's on the radio.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
Wee Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.

Speaker 13 (34:59):
Yo, did.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
It's so cool?

Speaker 6 (35:04):
What's crack of? Like?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Okay, I guess it's kind of earlier for guys. I've
been sitting around the house thinking about you want to
hear something that's so cool?

Speaker 13 (35:29):
Well, it's October, y'all, which means all the cobwebs in
my house just turned into Halloween decorations. Oh shoot, man,
I forgot to go to the gym yesterday for the
eighth year in a row.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
I used to be a crastinator, then I turned pro.

Speaker 13 (35:54):
If you ask me what my personal sense of style is,
I'd say I didn't know how I was going and
I have to get.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Out of the car. Look you ever wrestling a lot?
This is so good.

Speaker 13 (36:12):
Shit right there, y'all. Took my nephew to the store
with me the other day. I gave him five bucks
and said, go get whatever you want. He came back
with a fully.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Cooked rotisserie chicken. Man, that kid is going places.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
I sure wish that taco truck drove through my neighborhood
playing music like the ice cream Truck. When I'm typing
and the autocorrect thing pops up, I end up correcting
it more than it corrects me.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
What's up? I've been thinking about getting boat top.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
Yeah. I don't care about my wrinkles. I just want
my face to not react to stuff till my brain
has time to think it over.

Speaker 11 (37:13):
You have to.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Like, what's the deal with people that go camping?

Speaker 13 (37:20):
They say stuff like camping is so much fun, and
their fun story is the time they had to fight
out whacked out raccoon at two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
And families that have a bunch of kids are like
waterbed stores.

Speaker 13 (37:40):
Yeah, they used to be everywhere, but when you see
one now you go, wow, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Going you like that going to a party. Change is
depending on how old you are.

Speaker 13 (37:56):
Okay, watch When you're a teenager, you're like, I hope
I can act normal long enough for them to like me,
And in your twenties you're like, I kind of don't
care if they like me or not. Then in your
thirties you're like, maybe if I act real weird. When
I get there, they'll ask me to leave and I
can go home. Just be.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Okay, Okay, one more and then I gotta split.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (38:26):
You know who probably has a lot of self control,
People that work at the bubble wrap factory.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
So cool.

Speaker 13 (38:37):
All right, that's it for now, y'all keep on rocking
and I'll keep thinking later.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves meated
pot product. Because it's four twenty somewhere trigger Trey.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
M good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

(39:23):
Ah ride, mister Rubarb coming in.

Speaker 15 (39:25):
Hot Okay, beat boy, rap it the take it, whack it,
hit it something. Hire should go here to tell you
to start my music. Now, don't shizzle me mizzle or
don't off the mizzle? What's anztle?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
I don't know. It's a nice sounding little word. Yeah,
when you say it, say it with me. Now, should
you chisel your nizzle? You don't chisel? Don't chizzle? Okay,
all right? What is this shizzle? All I know is
I've been listening to Lipless on this show.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It sounds like it.

Speaker 8 (40:06):
I said, Well, I can't be that bad Wlipless. He's
a beat.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
You say that funny.

Speaker 15 (40:14):
Here I am with some funny stuff that I know
the punchlines too, And y'all don't.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
We'll be the judge of that.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
What do you get if you cross a hershey bar,
a cow and an a rab?

Speaker 12 (40:25):
We don't know.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
I told you get a chocolate milk cheek.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You should have told.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
What do you call artificial spaghetti?

Speaker 10 (40:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (40:41):
No, don't know. Imposta before I said, I almost forgot.
That would have been embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (40:53):
Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history
of mankind?

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Why why it wasn't for a Nietian blinds? It would
ben curtains for us all conceptual humor?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yes, you are correct.

Speaker 15 (41:11):
What do you call a Native American on a mopet
who has twice survived a cerebril hemorrhage?

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Well, first of all, that's back up. What is that?

Speaker 15 (41:21):
It sounds like something to do inside the body where
things are close together.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Yeah, what is hemorrhage or something like that?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
That's what I mean?

Speaker 15 (41:29):
What a two stroke engine Moped's take it easy, John boy,
I know you had got some Indian looks like you've
got some on you. Now we get the story time
the rima. Two bowl weavils grew up in Alabama weavels.

(41:52):
One moved to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The
other stayed in the cotton field and never amounted to anything.
Ain't known as the lesser of two weavils. And here's
the good story. A Russian scientist and a Czechish Lavlakian scientist.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Already you know the Czechs.

Speaker 15 (42:16):
They had spent their whole life studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone to study.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
These golds to go were Yellowstone, you know, or yellows
yoke Bear and bb lid that's Jellystone.

Speaker 15 (42:35):
Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to
New York and then wes to Yellowstone. They reported to
the local ranger station and were told it was grizzly
mating season. It was much too dangerous to go out
and study the animals. They pleaded, please, please, they said
in their languages. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and

(42:57):
the check were given cell phones and toltary in each
and every day for several days they called them nothing
not a sound, not a peep at people on the
cell phone table.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Because I thought the bears did that well.

Speaker 15 (43:13):
The rangers mounted a search party. They had to find them.
They found their camp completely ravaged, but no sign of
the scientists. Scientists, the scientists. They then followed the trail
of a male and female bear. They found the female.
Decided they must kill the animal to find out if

(43:34):
she had eaten the scientists. Because they feared an international incident,
they killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach,
only to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger
turned to the other and said, you know what this means,
don't you. Of course, the other ranger nodded, The check
is in the male.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
Thank you. I'm here all day. You want know you?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I know, I'm.

Speaker 8 (44:02):
See you losers later.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show right.

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Around the corner.

Speaker 12 (44:12):
I'm working with mister Bill Cops over his outfit. I
like listen to John Boy and Billy and that they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gaze.

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Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for you.
Tuesday morning right here, second day. If John Boys Wonderful
of Fame Number I don't know. I can't move this
deal to see. I'll get back to you on.

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saw something. They were like celebrating in Hawaii over the
weekend and the World Championships World Championships. There's a title
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