July 1, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mr. Rhubarb kicks off his summer school edition of Car Pool University - today’s lesson is American History.. - We think there is room for one more judge show on TV - move over Judy - here comes Judge Ike Turner.. - in honor of the upcoming independence Day holiday, will pull out Robert Earl Keen's Fourth of July song.. - Lipless stops by to unload some of his Summertime jokes.. - and we’ll wrap up with details on Tacky Jackie’s big Fourth Of July Sale…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers March.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That there big show woe. There's funny I guary.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
On Pee.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Loping now on it is Tuesday morning, first.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Day of July.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We had very fourth of July weekend in bo excited
its line.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is he a little warm in summertime? You'll have that
a little doll up.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Postal workers this National Postal Worker Day. My brother in
law retired male man no dawn, you know darn sure
about eighty six years old and these give out. But
he's dated in shape walking that route.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He's going in walking the route, walking of the earth. Awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
National US Postage Stamp Day as well, very important. You
need to those stamps. Thank you now the US mail
they don't deliver on Sunday. Somebody don't like deliver Sundays.
Now what ups?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, they are all do now they all do. Okay.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Mail the male runs ups and FedEx.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So fed x is US sounds just a founder of
fed eggs pass away like that. So but ups United
Parcel Service that doesn't have anything to do with the US.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, s ps U, s pstas Post Office.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
National creative ice cream flavors. Y'all got a ice cream
flavor that's kind of wacky or out there?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Yeah, Ben and Jerry's has one called American Dream that's
really good. It's got chocolate chunks and peanut butter and
everything else you can think of in there.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
I always looked at the kids and they're usually eating
the weird flavors, like grape. I think that's a weird one.
Great ice cream.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Oh no, it sounds great.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Sounds Let's make America grape again.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
There's National Ginger Snap Dave in a while, soaking bad
Boys and oh okay love Yeah, okay, well we'll have
fun at it when we get hungry.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, you're awake. Shouldn't be long.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Big shows on the radio, Good Morning, I got the
big show on the radios. Get our first prize back
out this Tuesday morning. We got some cool swag, a hat,
T shirt and a tumbler, even the twenty five dollars
gas card from Low Tigers. And you're nameing a hat
for this year's ultimate Styling and Sturgis trip of a
lifetime with over eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. Make
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sure you are registered see details end registration. It's Stylingansturgis
dot com. Of course we got the Low Tigers link
right there at the Big.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Look at our three dates in history where we'll get
our categories.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
July first, it was nineteen thirty one.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ice fending machines were introduced in Los Angeles twenty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
For fifteen cents. Well, I ain't paying no fifteen cents.
It's just frozen water.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Nineteen sixty three, the US Post Office officially started the
use of five digit zip codes.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Three Yeah, that was me growing up.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Twenty twenty one, Britons Princess William and Harry unveild the
statue of their mother, Diana, Princess of Wales, on what
would have been her sixtieth birthday at Kensington Palace and
she would have been sixty four years old today. Right, Yeah,
I'm thinking about famous statues.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
While we're out.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
There's a categories one eight hundred Big Show You Told
free line. We play Outbursts next.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Julia First our feature track from the Big show Box.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Tacky Jackie's in depends day.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
Sell here the pen, good bow, Upburst.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Being.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's go make contested number one.
Speaker 12 (05:41):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 13 (05:47):
Guest time you have the best time.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Let's say Head and Coopers from Fayetteville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
We good morning.
Speaker 14 (06:07):
Cooper, Hello, hello, hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Are you that.
Speaker 15 (06:18):
You do by John Boy, Billy?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Imagine round Randy yangy.
Speaker 15 (06:24):
Oh dagon.
Speaker 16 (06:31):
On? What was up?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Guys?
Speaker 15 (06:33):
Hey? I didn't get my child the first time, man
because some guy and named Patrick from Heickry Metdon Boy's
daddy and took my tongue.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Let's getting up for Cooper.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's get you do these three categories and we'll get
you a big old Lord Tiger's prize pack. Imagine Cooper
winning over eighty five thousand dollars in process of style.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In sturges, I mean we've gotten the place.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right here we go, buddy, in five seconds. The five
seconds very important. Give us three uses, three uses of ice.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ready go ice, drink Coop, beer and ice. All right,
there you go, Coop.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Now, three parts of a mailing address, picture that Homelope
Ready go.
Speaker 15 (07:35):
Uh street, zip code and name, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And for the win. Three famous statues.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Ready go, statue of Liberty, Lady Justice, Princess Diane. No,
you don't, Cooper, pull it together, person, God, we'll hook
over the Lord Tigers man.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Good luck on that. Jackie can get you right now.
Speaker 15 (08:07):
Buddy, all right, but they can't give a shout out
your head. I don't give a shout out to all y'all,
your staff, all the military branches, please, ems and my
family and friends. God bless gotta God a good day.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Appreciate you, buddy, talking about tagging Jackie's in depends days sail.
We can't wait till this show. We gotta have that
right after this news. Now listen big show on the radio.
(09:16):
Eason and your Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ready. Uh huh, you lie them forth we headed toward us.
You lie for the weekends.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
He was up.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Listen closely, Daggy Jackies.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 17 (09:31):
Help Brickford here with a big, big, big announcement. We're
sick and tired of everyone making fun of our leaders
in Washington. We need to respect our elders, no matter
how stupid and an e f they are. You've already
celebrated our country's birthday. Now it's time to salute all
the geezers running the show. It's time for a sale
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like no other, the Tacky Jackies independs day sale.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hu, what's the matter, Slick?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Can't believe things have sunk faster than the Titanic.
Speaker 17 (10:08):
Have you had to sell one of your kids to
buy a take of gas so you can go to
the races? Have you finally reached an age where it's
time to take those training wheels out of mothballs?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Is that what has your thong on wrong? Bubby?
Speaker 17 (10:24):
Well, shake off those blues and peep this news. You'll
save up buzzle on threads to make you the best
dressed much at the soup kitchen right here at Tacky
Jackies is there a granny, a house row, or just
a miserable old bag in your life?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Nothing, Mama, Then you're in luck, Chuck.
Speaker 17 (10:44):
We just got a brand new ship and of pantsuits
from Thrillery Clothiers and bit Bleaching Emporium.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You can look like an of've emit a shower curtain.
Speaker 17 (10:52):
Or even that quilted throw you keep on the chair
to catch the cat hair. We've got everything you need
right here at Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Home. And we
haven't forgotten about you fellas looking to reclaim your glory
days ye back when you could remember why you open
the refrigerator, when you only got up to pee three
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times a night, the fast times when the kids in
the pool like to wash the hair on your legs.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Come back back, back, back back up after rubbing them down.
Then we've got just the thing.
Speaker 17 (11:21):
Threat skeletons, neon leisure suits and College of Diction. They'll
be here to pip your hide all weekeet long rear
flap optional. Tacky Jackies doesn't just follow the trends they
set them.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Need new shoes, look no further.
Speaker 17 (11:38):
Be the first on your block to sport a pair
of crooks They're almost like crocs, but they're a product
of the federal government, handmade by skilled craftsmen in the
American pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to Shaquill O'Neil,
but take care.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Prolonged wearing of crooks can cause.
Speaker 17 (11:53):
Fever, neuralgia, plai see tantrum, stiperash ill, temper, impairment of maskills, slurring, muttering, minigulf, hunting, aches.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Pain stains, foggy brains.
Speaker 17 (12:02):
Delusions of brands, your delusions of adequacy, delusions of confidence, sneezing, wheezing,
cut the cheesy, blinking, stinking, trouble thinking, chicken pox, turkey pox,
monkey pox, funky pocks, and that feeling you'll get from
eating too much child made at the Chinese place with
a D rating, but won't admit to yourself that you
probably eat field mice. It's gonna be a packed weekend
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with something for everyone, just as long as you're easily pleased.
Face feeling saggy is a pigioner's boxer shorts. Do your
cheeks droop like Melanie Griffith's booty? Well, this weekend only
Crazy Nancy's mobile botox clinic debt your repair and duy
photo refinishing will.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Be on hand. You'll never have to try to look
surprised again.
Speaker 17 (12:52):
Been biting your time waiting for a great deal in
a computer, Wait, no more. Handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
finished collector Pipes'll have his entire inventory on hand for
your perusal. And remember there's always a prize inside oh Nor.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Famous Hebrew author J. K.
Speaker 17 (13:11):
Rowling will be signing her new book Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus, and the other fifty seven genders
are from Uranus. I'll be sure to win her a
big prize winning raffle. The main prize is a tank
of gas, a pound of bacon, two gallons of.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Milk, and a super duper ten pack of toilet tissue.
Speaker 17 (13:30):
Prize value one thousand dollars, no weight fifteen hundred dollars,
no weight two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well you get the idea.
Speaker 17 (13:41):
Take the Richard Nixon roundabout to the Justin Trudeau dead Ends,
turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
Kennedy toll booth and waiting pool.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Deposit fifty dollars.
Speaker 17 (13:49):
Take the third exit on the Dewey defeats Truman Boulevard
And when you see Amber Herd selling slightly soiled sheets,
cut a hard left and you're there. Remember ten percent
off when you sing our jingles again, car you nobody
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got time for it. Don't miss the big, big big
independs day sail only a tacky Jackie's clothes for hose.
This is your old pal Bird saying I'll see.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You there, good morning.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Make shall the radio running too? Your Tuesday? Did you
lie the first?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
See what's happening? We saw attacking jackets? J D's coming
up in minutes right now, turn on the.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Zoo And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's
girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Yo, yo, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 18 (15:25):
A budge?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
You do it?
Speaker 16 (15:29):
Okay, I'm good. I've just been laying around the house
asking a lot of whis you want to? I'm so cool?
Why do meetings always start with can everyone hear me?
I mean with the guy that can't hear them?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Build answer?
Speaker 16 (15:55):
And why do we call it adulting when it's mostly
involving convinced ourselves that cereal for dinner as a balanced meal.
What happens if you get scared half to death?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Twice?
Speaker 16 (16:14):
Sure? If you choke a smurf like color? Will it
turn another?
Speaker 19 (16:25):
Wow?
Speaker 16 (16:26):
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids? Why are
there no b batteries?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Find one?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Show it to me.
Speaker 16 (16:48):
How is it that we put like a man on
the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
To put wheels on luggage?
Speaker 16 (16:59):
Wow? Do people say they slept like a baby when
babies wake up?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Over it too?
Speaker 16 (17:11):
You worry about yourself, then, don't. Why do we say
something's out of whack?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I mean, what the heck is a whack?
Speaker 16 (17:26):
Notice that slow down and slow up mean the same thing. Oh,
it's just me, Okay, okay, Oh hey, hey look hey
I got a near dog. I named him five miles
so I can tell people I walk five miles up there.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
That one was for you.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Okay, one more and then like we're gonna go turn
the a C up?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah you do you man?
Speaker 16 (18:05):
That made my head hurt. I saw a sign that
said watch for children, and I thought, hey, that sounds
like a fair trade. That's it for now, y'all keep
rocking and I'll.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Keep taking later.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by hard Graves potted
meat product because It's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 20 (18:43):
News weather sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat,
leaving their soul. And then like in Portrago dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set up.
Speaker 21 (19:14):
Leaving their soul hearten the waters of the Medulla Oblonga
with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show like
that one John Boy here.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on all radio.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Tuesday, July first says it door uh Independence Day, Friday,
the four chegging out our local spots.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
Howdy friends, summertimes in full swing and it's about damn
near time to start blowing stuff up.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
In JD's twenty four air drive.
Speaker 12 (20:19):
Through Pat and Gun, Auto Parts, pharmaceutical and don't give
bait and tackle discount cigarette Ault has all the fire
pairent accessories you'll need.
Speaker 22 (20:24):
This fourth at July, we like it's m eighties, Roman
candles jumping jacks, ground beef, salt shagars and full sticks
and nuclear grade dynam mine For the candies. We got
tiger counters, pope bombs, assault rifles, ear plugs, lawn chairs,
boat trailers, rocket launchers, glass packs of twelve varieties of.
Speaker 12 (20:38):
Caffeine peel so you won't pass out too early. We
got hot dogs, charcoal, lighter, flood moonshine coveralls, flame throwers,
diesel fuel, gun powdered, the biggest collection of offensive foreigner
stereo top bumper stickers this side.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Of the Big Sandy.
Speaker 12 (20:49):
So if you're ready for some pickle rips, Nordon high
caliber atomic top grade Southern demolition, stop into JD's twenty
four hour drive through pine and gun, auto parts, pharmaceutical
and don't give bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Let's blow some.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Don't forget to bring the onion.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
All right, I'm telling you what been Princess Diana's sixty
fourth birthday today, So it was looking back and uh yeah,
well we did quite a bit on the royals there.
We got a playhouse where I'm just tickled to death
that I get to use my British accent. This was
early playhouse days and some say that sounded like like
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Inspector Finwick from Dudley Do right, he wants to see
what you think about that. But tyas went to a
billy Sean was all right, pull us through. All right,
I'm talking to myself. I'm a method actor, right right, Randy,
isn't you okay? Let me tell you about the prize
pack we're gonna play for on John Boy Jeopardy. Here
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Speaker 1 (22:19):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 23 (22:23):
Hello, Welcome to another episode of John Boynbilly Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
I'm your host, Miles Long.
Speaker 23 (22:31):
Today we examined the private lives of the Prince and
Princess of Wales in a story we call, sex lies
and audio tape. Prince Charles and Princess Diana have had
a rocky relationship since their storybook wedding in nineteen eighty one. Recently,
the royal couple announced a formal separation, although not a divorce.
Though they live apart most of the time now, the
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first still flies when Charles and Diana are together. The
British tabloid The Sun recently released a transcript of a
tape allegedly made by the British Service to an electronic
listening device in the couple's bedroom in Buckingham Palace. The
following dramatic reenactment is based on that transcript.
Speaker 13 (23:10):
Charles, have you considered the implications of a custody battle
for what the children?
Speaker 24 (23:16):
Oh, don't be silly, No, I haven't. Look, I'm trying
to see things your way.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I just can't.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
For once, could you put yourself out and think of me?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Don't you?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Dare sit there and tell me to think of you.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
How in the hell do you have the nerve.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
To say that?
Speaker 13 (23:32):
Are you sure you're not inspected?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Feeling?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Die, you idiot?
Speaker 13 (23:37):
For once, stop being so self centered.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Tell me what it is you want me to say?
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Something I want to hear. I'm leaving. Don't be so
bloody childish. Must you always run when the pressure gets
too much?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I'm not running.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I'd like you.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I want to deal with this like adults.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
I don't want it to run on like some silly
soap opera.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's a little late for that, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You're such a child, Charles.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
I don't even know why married you.
Speaker 24 (24:01):
Does the phrase Queen Diana have anything to do with
coach stuff?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It jobs?
Speaker 13 (24:06):
You're cold, you're self centered, you're dangerously in bread, and
you have no discidable sense of humor.
Speaker 24 (24:12):
Ouch, I say, ouch, Look, Aggie, all you care about
is getting a picture on the cover of those news magazine.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Well, at least they don't run around half naked with
some fat American cowboy like your sister in law.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Leave Fergie out of this?
Speaker 13 (24:25):
How lea Fergie out of this? Every time I bring
her up, you start defending her. Maybe she's the one
you should have married.
Speaker 24 (24:30):
Well, at least she knows how to have a little
fun every once in a while. I dead you first,
I hate ye, I love you, despise you. Are you
as turned on as eye am? Then come over here
you little trull me give it to me.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Theme Live.
Speaker 23 (24:52):
The transcript continues with a series of grunts and groans,
punctuated by an occasional romantic reference that the producers consider
inappropriate the family audience of this program. Let's just say
that apparently there's more to the royal couple's relationship than
meets the other.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
For John boyndily playhouse, I'm miles long.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Right like my house? Hi, yoah, let's play John boyd Jeopardy.
It told you about the condor flag that you didn
play for here review yesterday's question. We're talking about them
stupid Europeans. In the twelfth century. Many Europeans believe that
these creatures literally grew on trees.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, what are birds?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And they were always there and you know, look for
the eggs.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Our ancestors were into.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, hard to imagine life without
him now. But way back in the eleventh century when
these tools were first introduced, they were immediately banned by
the Catholic Church and labeled us blasphem us, rude, sinful,
and downright sacrilegious. The band stuck for nearly eight hundred years.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
Oh what is a Swiss Army knife.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I would have been handy back then. What y'all got
one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Big show you told free line We play John boyds
you Hayday next, good morning. This is a big show
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on AL Radio Real to do your Tuesday and first
of July. Our feature trackmen the Big Show, bit Box Jackie,
Jackie's in depends day sail.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
There's ri keywords depends.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's a bit by the Big Show dot Com here
right now, let's play.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeahs live across America. It's John Boygemity and now a man.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Who says, kids, whatever you do, always give it.
Speaker 15 (27:15):
You're all.
Speaker 25 (27:17):
Unless you're donating blood, then just dial it back a
bit peez, John Boy, that I have there's there the
Jordan at a hubstat Indiana.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Good morning, Jordan, Good morning, Good buddy. Well you got
the first shot of John boorgevity this morning. So we're saying, Jordan,
hard to imagine life without them now. But way back
in the eleventh century these tools were first introduced. They
were banned by the Catholic Church, labeled as blasphemous, roots
and ful and downright sacriligious. The man stuck for nearly
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eight hundred years. What you got Jordan, what are what
are foks?
Speaker 20 (28:02):
Well, you nailed the.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Old forks of Catholics. That's strict.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I declared God gave us fingers as natural utensils, and
that using a fork was like telling God fingers were
not good enough. I'm glad they weren't around whether discussing
what's a boy and a girl? Well, Jordan worked out
for you, buddy, You got you a quality signature signature
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series American Flag.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Jackie will take it from here. Okay, I'm getting tired.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
All right, boy, whyd them of the hour on top
of your news On the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Remembering Rayford's rage always.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Robert good Morning makes show's on the radio. Another chance
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to join the winners is coming up. You'll give a website.
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Speaker 3 (29:42):
Would you all like to hold this for me?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Come on here we go time and go down the
hall to Range studio.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He says.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It looks to him like teens go to school wearing
whatever they pick up off the floor from the day before.
Speaker 26 (29:58):
Yeah, I know, I'm guilty of a lot of times.
I'll pick up butts off the floor, Especially when I
get up in the dark and have to come in
to work, I just sort of pick out what's there
on the floor, in the pile left over the last
couple of days. You know, it must be a daily
confrontation between parrot and child and what they wear at
the school. How many mothers have seen their daughters ready
to go to school dressed like sluts, fathers astounded at
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the way their male likeness is put together like a slob,
And then you see daddy dressing like the boys. I've
noticed some dress codes coming out, some banning jeans, and
I thought, well, what's so bad about jeans denim in general?
That's not the fabric, it's the way the fabric is
put together. You know, jeans used to be trimmer and
neater than any other pants a boy, a man could wear.
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Just look at the way the movie stars wore tightly
fit at the butt, and the legs legs tapered, are
slightly flared to cover. The tops of the boots are
in the fifties rolled up about four inches. So when
it comes to jeans or denim, it's not the fabric,
it's the cut of them, or the lack of a
cut boys wear them several sizes too big waist down below,
the crack hat leg dragging the ground. That's what has
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happened to the neat fitted jean look. Just playing sloppy
with that sullen, trifling no account look and attitude they
have to match. And the shirt's not tucked in and
declaire really not the fabric denim, but the way it's
cut and worn and the attitude that.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Goes with it.
Speaker 26 (31:22):
Casual has taken over. Yes, even the John Boyd Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. And
here he is, mister.
Speaker 19 (31:57):
Rubarb Banky give me the beat. Hello, boys and girls,
this is mister Rubar, the headmaster of Carpool University. For
those of you that farted around in class all year,
Welcome to Carpool you summer school. Well, we do what
we can to keep you from turning into a mouth
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breathing moron between now the beginning of fall semester. Well,
since the fourth of July is right around the corner,
today's topic is a quick refresher course in American history.
Let me preach about it. July fourth is Independence Day.
A long time ago, America was run by a country
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called England.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
But one day a.
Speaker 19 (32:41):
Bunch of Americans got tired of that crap and fought
a war against England to win our freedom. Just think
if those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up
and fight, today would all still be speaking English. There
were a lot of different in the alerty years of America.
There were yes, how along with the black people had
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to work really hard without getting paid. It was called slavery,
and it was a very bad thing. But President Abraham
Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against the
law to make somebody work without getting paid, although a
part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In the
middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big war
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against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they were
going to take over America. But after we won the war,
the only part of America the Germans and the Japanese
were able to take over was the car business. One
of the most important things in America is education. We
made sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
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Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans,
great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, but we're not perfect.
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There are still things we could do a lot better,
like getting along with people who are a different color
than us and helping everybody find a good job, and
making the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when
one of their football players hits a girl. But America
is the land of the free, where we can say
whatever we want until we say the wrong thing and
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have to close our Twitter account, where we can get
on a TV show even if we don't have any talent,
and if we're not as successful as we want to be,
we can change our name to Caitlin and start all
over again. Yes, this is America, where the men are men,
and sometimes so are the women. There's a lot more
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to the story of America. This is summer school, and
I don't really want to be here any more than
you do. Let's knock off for the rest of the day.
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff.
You can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets. Just two
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more of the great things about this great country. And
that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
This is mister Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Mom.
Speaker 18 (35:50):
All I wanted to do was have let us sandwich
on gluten bread, a dog glads of buttermilk, and crawl
under a bearskin rug. Why have to listen to that
John Boyd person and Billy whoever on.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
That noisy big show.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
But Mama, good morning, there's a big show on the
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radio until now.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Fourth of July weekend. I wanna celebrate.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Robert Earl Ken's got his fourth on the Riverend on Currville, Texas.
I got to talk to Robert Earle last week. Go
go with him here what we got there are good
Ton boys. Wonderful thing number one hundred and forty eight.
I was talking about proud Sponsors. Was going to get
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into that with our Birting County Peanuts prize pack. We're
going to when I think about think about our charities
that we need to remember this fourth of July. One
of them Purple Heart Hoomes.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
Oh, such good works.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, and like we were kind of them from the
beginning as they started up.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Man, it's just some cool it's right.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
They go to and they outfit homes, either build a
tiny home or they adjust a home and make it
you know accessible. So it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That is a great area, you know, to get in
to like that for much more like personal to our
vendors and taking care where they live, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
So the most important thing is for them to have
their independence and at their home. You know, they make
it to where they can move around and it's it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
So if you'd like to remember somebody here this fourth
of July, Purplehearthomes dot Com.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
We were looking at the first day of broadcasting for
Court TV was on this date in nineteen ninety one.
I think you're right, dad, or that's before the whole
OJ deal. I think that's when the Court TV stuff
blew up.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's when that's when they first let
the cameras being there for the whole thing, and that's
what created mayhem man.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Thank you, judge Ito, you made some good programming for
us for months.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
And then how many fake judges have we got on TV?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Doing seven? One more? Won't hurt or can it.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
He's a musical legend. He's also spent more time in
the courtroom than most lawyers. Now he's presiding over the
fastest thirty minutes of justice on television. Here come to judge,
Judge Ike Turner, let me get this street.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
You came home and found your wife sitting on the milkman.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
That's right, good.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Obia judgment for the complaint trip.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
The guilty might as well confessed because old Judge Ike.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Don't take no mass hold.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
On judge acting about all I'm trying on little hoochies
he was hanging out with at the car wall f fam.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
You know, if you would allow me a little i'm
solicrated testimony, maybe you wouldn't have the problem. If you
spring for the d looks wish every once in a while,
if you take my meals and from looking at that
you a proud you got working.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Between them beady little lines.
Speaker 17 (39:31):
You might want to think about going for the hot
white treatment in each other words, wouldn't be no hackey
pankage if you'd remove some of your stakings.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
You can take that to the banking Judge Ike the
meanest son of the bench you ever saw.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
When here's Monday and five, right.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Before I winness Action News early edition first alert at
fire thirty, and you're a hometown home for local news,
you can use Action Supper Channel seventy two.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Cloak out.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
When you tell me, Judge Judy is like the richest,
like more money on TV than anybody world.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh yeah's Judge.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
She's a real judge.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
So ah Dan, Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy for
that big old bird te County sortment of small batch
hand cooked peanuts of Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
So uh, yesterday we found out that Europeans thought to
know these creatures grew on trees?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Is that right? Am I right with that?
Speaker 8 (40:36):
No, we're because we're doing beat the Blonde, so I
would do.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Actually, this is.
Speaker 7 (40:42):
A good time first to play beat them up, you know,
because I don't have another Jeopardy question.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Prepared for you now, if you want to give me
like five minutes, I'm not that sounded FLA.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
We found out about forts, okay, I can move on now.
Soon was changed my prize bag alm right, Bertie County peanuts. Well,
let's get one contestant. It looks like Tater's ready, so
I'll join the group. We'll play next
Good morning. You got the big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers March.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That there big show woe. There's funny I guary.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
On Pee.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Loping now on it is Tuesday morning, first.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Day of July.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We had very fourth of July weekend in bo excited
its line.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is he a little warm in summertime? You'll have that
a little doll up.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Postal workers this National Postal Worker Day. My brother in
law retired male man no dawn, you know darn sure
about eighty six years old and these give out. But
he's dated in shape walking that route.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He's going in walking the route, walking of the earth. Awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
National US Postage Stamp Day as well, very important. You
need to those stamps. Thank you now the US mail
they don't deliver on Sunday. Somebody don't like deliver Sundays.
Now what ups?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, they are all do now they all do. Okay.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Mail the male runs ups and FedEx.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So fed x is US sounds just a founder of
fed eggs pass away like that. So but ups United
Parcel Service that doesn't have anything to do with the US.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, s ps U, s pstas Post Office.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
National creative ice cream flavors. Y'all got a ice cream
flavor that's kind of wacky or out there?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Yeah, Ben and Jerry's has one called American Dream that's
really good. It's got chocolate chunks and peanut butter and
everything else you can think of in there.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
I always looked at the kids and they're usually eating
the weird flavors, like grape. I think that's a weird one.
Great ice cream.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Oh no, it sounds great.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Sounds Let's make America grape again.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
There's National Ginger Snap Dave in a while, soaking bad
Boys and oh okay love Yeah, okay, well we'll have
fun at it when we get hungry.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, you're awake. Shouldn't be long.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Big shows on the radio, Good Morning, I got the
big show on the radios. Get our first prize back
out this Tuesday morning. We got some cool swag, a hat,
T shirt and a tumbler, even the twenty five dollars
gas card from Low Tigers. And you're nameing a hat
for this year's ultimate Styling and Sturgis trip of a
lifetime with over eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. Make
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sure you are registered see details end registration. It's Stylingansturgis
dot com. Of course we got the Low Tigers link
right there at the Big.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Look at our three dates in history where we'll get
our categories.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
July first, it was nineteen thirty one.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ice fending machines were introduced in Los Angeles twenty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
For fifteen cents. Well, I ain't paying no fifteen cents.
It's just frozen water.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Nineteen sixty three, the US Post Office officially started the
use of five digit zip codes.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Three Yeah, that was me growing up.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Twenty twenty one, Britons Princess William and Harry unveild the
statue of their mother, Diana, Princess of Wales, on what
would have been her sixtieth birthday at Kensington Palace and
she would have been sixty four years old today. Right, Yeah,
I'm thinking about famous statues.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
While we're out.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
There's a categories one eight hundred Big Show You Told
free line. We play Outbursts next.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Julia First our feature track from the Big show Box.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Tacky Jackie's in depends day.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
Sell here the pen, good bow, Upburst.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Being.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's go make contested number one.
Speaker 12 (05:41):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 13 (05:47):
Guest time you have the best time.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Let's say Head and Coopers from Fayetteville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
We good morning.
Speaker 14 (06:07):
Cooper, Hello, hello, hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Are you that.
Speaker 15 (06:18):
You do by John Boy, Billy?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Imagine round Randy yangy.
Speaker 15 (06:24):
Oh dagon.
Speaker 16 (06:31):
On? What was up?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Guys?
Speaker 15 (06:33):
Hey? I didn't get my child the first time, man
because some guy and named Patrick from Heickry Metdon Boy's
daddy and took my tongue.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Let's getting up for Cooper.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's get you do these three categories and we'll get
you a big old Lord Tiger's prize pack. Imagine Cooper
winning over eighty five thousand dollars in process of style.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In sturges, I mean we've gotten the place.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right here we go, buddy, in five seconds. The five
seconds very important. Give us three uses, three uses of ice.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ready go ice, drink Coop, beer and ice. All right,
there you go, Coop.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Now, three parts of a mailing address, picture that Homelope
Ready go.
Speaker 15 (07:35):
Uh street, zip code and name, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And for the win. Three famous statues.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Ready go, statue of Liberty, Lady Justice, Princess Diane. No,
you don't, Cooper, pull it together, person, God, we'll hook
over the Lord Tigers man.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Good luck on that. Jackie can get you right now.
Speaker 15 (08:07):
Buddy, all right, but they can't give a shout out
your head. I don't give a shout out to all y'all,
your staff, all the military branches, please, ems and my
family and friends. God bless gotta God a good day.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Appreciate you, buddy, talking about tagging Jackie's in depends days sail.
We can't wait till this show. We gotta have that
right after this news. Now listen big show on the radio.
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Eason and your Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ready. Uh huh, you lie them forth we headed toward us.
You lie for the weekends.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
He was up.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Listen closely, Daggy Jackies.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 17 (09:31):
Help Brickford here with a big, big, big announcement. We're
sick and tired of everyone making fun of our leaders
in Washington. We need to respect our elders, no matter
how stupid and an e f they are. You've already
celebrated our country's birthday. Now it's time to salute all
the geezers running the show. It's time for a sale
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like no other, the Tacky Jackies independs day sale.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hu, what's the matter, Slick?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Can't believe things have sunk faster than the Titanic.
Speaker 17 (10:08):
Have you had to sell one of your kids to
buy a take of gas so you can go to
the races? Have you finally reached an age where it's
time to take those training wheels out of mothballs?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Is that what has your thong on wrong? Bubby?
Speaker 17 (10:24):
Well, shake off those blues and peep this news. You'll
save up buzzle on threads to make you the best
dressed much at the soup kitchen right here at Tacky
Jackies is there a granny, a house row, or just
a miserable old bag in your life?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Nothing, Mama, Then you're in luck, Chuck.
Speaker 17 (10:44):
We just got a brand new ship and of pantsuits
from Thrillery Clothiers and bit Bleaching Emporium.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You can look like an of've emit a shower curtain.
Speaker 17 (10:52):
Or even that quilted throw you keep on the chair
to catch the cat hair. We've got everything you need
right here at Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Home. And we
haven't forgotten about you fellas looking to reclaim your glory
days ye back when you could remember why you open
the refrigerator, when you only got up to pee three
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times a night, the fast times when the kids in
the pool like to wash the hair on your legs.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Come back back, back, back back up after rubbing them down.
Then we've got just the thing.
Speaker 17 (11:21):
Threat skeletons, neon leisure suits and College of Diction. They'll
be here to pip your hide all weekeet long rear
flap optional. Tacky Jackies doesn't just follow the trends they
set them.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Need new shoes, look no further.
Speaker 17 (11:38):
Be the first on your block to sport a pair
of crooks They're almost like crocs, but they're a product
of the federal government, handmade by skilled craftsmen in the
American pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to Shaquill O'Neil,
but take care.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Prolonged wearing of crooks can cause.
Speaker 17 (11:53):
Fever, neuralgia, plai see tantrum, stiperash ill, temper, impairment of maskills, slurring, muttering, minigulf, hunting, aches.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Pain stains, foggy brains.
Speaker 17 (12:02):
Delusions of brands, your delusions of adequacy, delusions of confidence, sneezing, wheezing,
cut the cheesy, blinking, stinking, trouble thinking, chicken pox, turkey pox,
monkey pox, funky pocks, and that feeling you'll get from
eating too much child made at the Chinese place with
a D rating, but won't admit to yourself that you
probably eat field mice. It's gonna be a packed weekend
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with something for everyone, just as long as you're easily pleased.
Face feeling saggy is a pigioner's boxer shorts. Do your
cheeks droop like Melanie Griffith's booty? Well, this weekend only
Crazy Nancy's mobile botox clinic debt your repair and duy
photo refinishing will.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Be on hand. You'll never have to try to look
surprised again.
Speaker 17 (12:52):
Been biting your time waiting for a great deal in
a computer, Wait, no more. Handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
finished collector Pipes'll have his entire inventory on hand for
your perusal. And remember there's always a prize inside oh Nor.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Famous Hebrew author J. K.
Speaker 17 (13:11):
Rowling will be signing her new book Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus, and the other fifty seven genders
are from Uranus. I'll be sure to win her a
big prize winning raffle. The main prize is a tank
of gas, a pound of bacon, two gallons of.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Milk, and a super duper ten pack of toilet tissue.
Speaker 17 (13:30):
Prize value one thousand dollars, no weight fifteen hundred dollars,
no weight two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well you get the idea.
Speaker 17 (13:41):
Take the Richard Nixon roundabout to the Justin Trudeau dead Ends,
turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
Kennedy toll booth and waiting pool.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Deposit fifty dollars.
Speaker 17 (13:49):
Take the third exit on the Dewey defeats Truman Boulevard
And when you see Amber Herd selling slightly soiled sheets,
cut a hard left and you're there. Remember ten percent
off when you sing our jingles again, car you nobody
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got time for it. Don't miss the big, big big
independs day sail only a tacky Jackie's clothes for hose.
This is your old pal Bird saying I'll see.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You there, good morning.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Make shall the radio running too? Your Tuesday? Did you
lie the first?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
See what's happening? We saw attacking jackets? J D's coming
up in minutes right now, turn on the.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Zoo And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's
girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Yo, yo, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 18 (15:25):
A budge?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
You do it?
Speaker 16 (15:29):
Okay, I'm good. I've just been laying around the house
asking a lot of whis you want to? I'm so cool?
Why do meetings always start with can everyone hear me?
I mean with the guy that can't hear them?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Build answer?
Speaker 16 (15:55):
And why do we call it adulting when it's mostly
involving convinced ourselves that cereal for dinner as a balanced meal.
What happens if you get scared half to death?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Twice?
Speaker 16 (16:14):
Sure? If you choke a smurf like color? Will it
turn another?
Speaker 19 (16:25):
Wow?
Speaker 16 (16:26):
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids? Why are
there no b batteries?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Find one?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Show it to me.
Speaker 16 (16:48):
How is it that we put like a man on
the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
To put wheels on luggage?
Speaker 16 (16:59):
Wow? Do people say they slept like a baby when
babies wake up?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Over it too?
Speaker 16 (17:11):
You worry about yourself, then, don't. Why do we say
something's out of whack?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I mean, what the heck is a whack?
Speaker 16 (17:26):
Notice that slow down and slow up mean the same thing. Oh,
it's just me, Okay, okay, Oh hey, hey look hey
I got a near dog. I named him five miles
so I can tell people I walk five miles up there.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
That one was for you.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Okay, one more and then like we're gonna go turn
the a C up?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah you do you man?
Speaker 16 (18:05):
That made my head hurt. I saw a sign that
said watch for children, and I thought, hey, that sounds
like a fair trade. That's it for now, y'all keep
rocking and I'll.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Keep taking later.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by hard Graves potted
meat product because It's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 20 (18:43):
News weather sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat,
leaving their soul. And then like in Portrago dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set up.
Speaker 21 (19:14):
Leaving their soul hearten the waters of the Medulla Oblonga
with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show like
that one John Boy here.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on all radio.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Tuesday, July first says it door uh Independence Day, Friday,
the four chegging out our local spots.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
Howdy friends, summertimes in full swing and it's about damn
near time to start blowing stuff up.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
In JD's twenty four air drive.
Speaker 12 (20:19):
Through Pat and Gun, Auto Parts, pharmaceutical and don't give
bait and tackle discount cigarette Ault has all the fire
pairent accessories you'll need.
Speaker 22 (20:24):
This fourth at July, we like it's m eighties, Roman
candles jumping jacks, ground beef, salt shagars and full sticks
and nuclear grade dynam mine For the candies. We got
tiger counters, pope bombs, assault rifles, ear plugs, lawn chairs,
boat trailers, rocket launchers, glass packs of twelve varieties of.
Speaker 12 (20:38):
Caffeine peel so you won't pass out too early. We
got hot dogs, charcoal, lighter, flood moonshine coveralls, flame throwers,
diesel fuel, gun powdered, the biggest collection of offensive foreigner
stereo top bumper stickers this side.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Of the Big Sandy.
Speaker 12 (20:49):
So if you're ready for some pickle rips, Nordon high
caliber atomic top grade Southern demolition, stop into JD's twenty
four hour drive through pine and gun, auto parts, pharmaceutical
and don't give bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Let's blow some.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Don't forget to bring the onion.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
All right, I'm telling you what been Princess Diana's sixty
fourth birthday today, So it was looking back and uh yeah,
well we did quite a bit on the royals there.
We got a playhouse where I'm just tickled to death
that I get to use my British accent. This was
early playhouse days and some say that sounded like like
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Inspector Finwick from Dudley Do right, he wants to see
what you think about that. But tyas went to a
billy Sean was all right, pull us through. All right,
I'm talking to myself. I'm a method actor, right right, Randy,
isn't you okay? Let me tell you about the prize
pack we're gonna play for on John Boy Jeopardy. Here
in a second, a high quality signature series American flag
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Speaker 1 (22:19):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 23 (22:23):
Hello, Welcome to another episode of John Boynbilly Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
I'm your host, Miles Long.
Speaker 23 (22:31):
Today we examined the private lives of the Prince and
Princess of Wales in a story we call, sex lies
and audio tape. Prince Charles and Princess Diana have had
a rocky relationship since their storybook wedding in nineteen eighty one. Recently,
the royal couple announced a formal separation, although not a divorce.
Though they live apart most of the time now, the
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first still flies when Charles and Diana are together. The
British tabloid The Sun recently released a transcript of a
tape allegedly made by the British Service to an electronic
listening device in the couple's bedroom in Buckingham Palace. The
following dramatic reenactment is based on that transcript.
Speaker 13 (23:10):
Charles, have you considered the implications of a custody battle
for what the children?
Speaker 24 (23:16):
Oh, don't be silly, No, I haven't. Look, I'm trying
to see things your way.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I just can't.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
For once, could you put yourself out and think of me?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Don't you?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Dare sit there and tell me to think of you.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
How in the hell do you have the nerve.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
To say that?
Speaker 13 (23:32):
Are you sure you're not inspected?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Feeling?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Die, you idiot?
Speaker 13 (23:37):
For once, stop being so self centered.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Tell me what it is you want me to say?
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Something I want to hear. I'm leaving. Don't be so
bloody childish. Must you always run when the pressure gets
too much?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I'm not running.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I'd like you.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I want to deal with this like adults.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
I don't want it to run on like some silly
soap opera.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's a little late for that, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You're such a child, Charles.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
I don't even know why married you.
Speaker 24 (24:01):
Does the phrase Queen Diana have anything to do with
coach stuff?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It jobs?
Speaker 13 (24:06):
You're cold, you're self centered, you're dangerously in bread, and
you have no discidable sense of humor.
Speaker 24 (24:12):
Ouch, I say, ouch, Look, Aggie, all you care about
is getting a picture on the cover of those news magazine.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Well, at least they don't run around half naked with
some fat American cowboy like your sister in law.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Leave Fergie out of this?
Speaker 13 (24:25):
How lea Fergie out of this? Every time I bring
her up, you start defending her. Maybe she's the one
you should have married.
Speaker 24 (24:30):
Well, at least she knows how to have a little
fun every once in a while. I dead you first,
I hate ye, I love you, despise you. Are you
as turned on as eye am? Then come over here
you little trull me give it to me.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Theme Live.
Speaker 23 (24:52):
The transcript continues with a series of grunts and groans,
punctuated by an occasional romantic reference that the producers consider
inappropriate the family audience of this program. Let's just say
that apparently there's more to the royal couple's relationship than
meets the other.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
For John boyndily playhouse, I'm miles long.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Right like my house? Hi, yoah, let's play John boyd Jeopardy.
It told you about the condor flag that you didn
play for here review yesterday's question. We're talking about them
stupid Europeans. In the twelfth century. Many Europeans believe that
these creatures literally grew on trees.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, what are birds?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And they were always there and you know, look for
the eggs.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Our ancestors were into.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, hard to imagine life without
him now. But way back in the eleventh century when
these tools were first introduced, they were immediately banned by
the Catholic Church and labeled us blasphem us, rude, sinful,
and downright sacrilegious. The band stuck for nearly eight hundred years.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
Oh what is a Swiss Army knife.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I would have been handy back then. What y'all got
one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Big show you told free line We play John boyds
you Hayday next, good morning. This is a big show
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on AL Radio Real to do your Tuesday and first
of July. Our feature trackmen the Big Show, bit Box Jackie,
Jackie's in depends day sail.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
There's ri keywords depends.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's a bit by the Big Show dot Com here
right now, let's play.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeahs live across America. It's John Boygemity and now a man.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Who says, kids, whatever you do, always give it.
Speaker 15 (27:15):
You're all.
Speaker 25 (27:17):
Unless you're donating blood, then just dial it back a
bit peez, John Boy, that I have there's there the
Jordan at a hubstat Indiana.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Good morning, Jordan, Good morning, Good buddy. Well you got
the first shot of John boorgevity this morning. So we're saying, Jordan,
hard to imagine life without them now. But way back
in the eleventh century these tools were first introduced. They
were banned by the Catholic Church, labeled as blasphemous, roots
and ful and downright sacriligious. The man stuck for nearly
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eight hundred years. What you got Jordan, what are what
are foks?
Speaker 20 (28:02):
Well, you nailed the.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Old forks of Catholics. That's strict.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I declared God gave us fingers as natural utensils, and
that using a fork was like telling God fingers were
not good enough. I'm glad they weren't around whether discussing
what's a boy and a girl? Well, Jordan worked out
for you, buddy, You got you a quality signature signature
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series American Flag.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Jackie will take it from here. Okay, I'm getting tired.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
All right, boy, whyd them of the hour on top
of your news On the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Remembering Rayford's rage always.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Robert good Morning makes show's on the radio. Another chance
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to join the winners is coming up. You'll give a website.
Speaker 18 (29:36):
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Speaker 3 (29:42):
Would you all like to hold this for me?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Come on here we go time and go down the
hall to Range studio.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He says.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It looks to him like teens go to school wearing
whatever they pick up off the floor from the day before.
Speaker 26 (29:58):
Yeah, I know, I'm guilty of a lot of times.
I'll pick up butts off the floor, Especially when I
get up in the dark and have to come in
to work, I just sort of pick out what's there
on the floor, in the pile left over the last
couple of days. You know, it must be a daily
confrontation between parrot and child and what they wear at
the school. How many mothers have seen their daughters ready
to go to school dressed like sluts, fathers astounded at
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the way their male likeness is put together like a slob,
And then you see daddy dressing like the boys. I've
noticed some dress codes coming out, some banning jeans, and
I thought, well, what's so bad about jeans denim in general?
That's not the fabric, it's the way the fabric is
put together. You know, jeans used to be trimmer and
neater than any other pants a boy, a man could wear.
(30:41):
Just look at the way the movie stars wore tightly
fit at the butt, and the legs legs tapered, are
slightly flared to cover. The tops of the boots are
in the fifties rolled up about four inches. So when
it comes to jeans or denim, it's not the fabric,
it's the cut of them, or the lack of a
cut boys wear them several sizes too big waist down below,
the crack hat leg dragging the ground. That's what has
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happened to the neat fitted jean look. Just playing sloppy
with that sullen, trifling no account look and attitude they
have to match. And the shirt's not tucked in and
declaire really not the fabric denim, but the way it's
cut and worn and the attitude that.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Goes with it.
Speaker 26 (31:22):
Casual has taken over. Yes, even the John Boyd Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. And
here he is, mister.
Speaker 19 (31:57):
Rubarb Banky give me the beat. Hello, boys and girls,
this is mister Rubar, the headmaster of Carpool University. For
those of you that farted around in class all year,
Welcome to Carpool you summer school. Well, we do what
we can to keep you from turning into a mouth
(32:19):
breathing moron between now the beginning of fall semester. Well,
since the fourth of July is right around the corner,
today's topic is a quick refresher course in American history.
Let me preach about it. July fourth is Independence Day.
A long time ago, America was run by a country
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called England.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
But one day a.
Speaker 19 (32:41):
Bunch of Americans got tired of that crap and fought
a war against England to win our freedom. Just think
if those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up
and fight, today would all still be speaking English. There
were a lot of different in the alerty years of America.
There were yes, how along with the black people had
(33:05):
to work really hard without getting paid. It was called slavery,
and it was a very bad thing. But President Abraham
Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against the
law to make somebody work without getting paid, although a
part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In the
middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big war
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against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they were
going to take over America. But after we won the war,
the only part of America the Germans and the Japanese
were able to take over was the car business. One
of the most important things in America is education. We
made sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
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Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans,
great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, but we're not perfect.
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There are still things we could do a lot better,
like getting along with people who are a different color
than us and helping everybody find a good job, and
making the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when
one of their football players hits a girl. But America
is the land of the free, where we can say
whatever we want until we say the wrong thing and
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have to close our Twitter account, where we can get
on a TV show even if we don't have any talent,
and if we're not as successful as we want to be,
we can change our name to Caitlin and start all
over again. Yes, this is America, where the men are men,
and sometimes so are the women. There's a lot more
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to the story of America. This is summer school, and
I don't really want to be here any more than
you do. Let's knock off for the rest of the day.
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff.
You can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets. Just two
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more of the great things about this great country. And
that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
This is mister Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Mom.
Speaker 18 (35:50):
All I wanted to do was have let us sandwich
on gluten bread, a dog glads of buttermilk, and crawl
under a bearskin rug. Why have to listen to that
John Boyd person and Billy whoever on.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
That noisy big show.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
But Mama, good morning, there's a big show on the
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radio until now.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Fourth of July weekend. I wanna celebrate.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Robert Earl Ken's got his fourth on the Riverend on Currville, Texas.
I got to talk to Robert Earle last week. Go
go with him here what we got there are good
Ton boys. Wonderful thing number one hundred and forty eight.
I was talking about proud Sponsors. Was going to get
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into that with our Birting County Peanuts prize pack. We're
going to when I think about think about our charities
that we need to remember this fourth of July. One
of them Purple Heart Hoomes.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
Oh, such good works.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, and like we were kind of them from the
beginning as they started up.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Man, it's just some cool it's right.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
They go to and they outfit homes, either build a
tiny home or they adjust a home and make it
you know accessible. So it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That is a great area, you know, to get in
to like that for much more like personal to our
vendors and taking care where they live, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
So the most important thing is for them to have
their independence and at their home. You know, they make
it to where they can move around and it's it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
So if you'd like to remember somebody here this fourth
of July, Purplehearthomes dot Com.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
We were looking at the first day of broadcasting for
Court TV was on this date in nineteen ninety one.
I think you're right, dad, or that's before the whole
OJ deal. I think that's when the Court TV stuff
blew up.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's when that's when they first let
the cameras being there for the whole thing, and that's
what created mayhem man.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Thank you, judge Ito, you made some good programming for
us for months.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
And then how many fake judges have we got on TV?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Doing seven? One more? Won't hurt or can it.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
He's a musical legend. He's also spent more time in
the courtroom than most lawyers. Now he's presiding over the
fastest thirty minutes of justice on television. Here come to judge,
Judge Ike Turner, let me get this street.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
You came home and found your wife sitting on the milkman.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
That's right, good.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Obia judgment for the complaint trip.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
The guilty might as well confessed because old Judge Ike.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Don't take no mass hold.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
On judge acting about all I'm trying on little hoochies
he was hanging out with at the car wall f fam.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
You know, if you would allow me a little i'm
solicrated testimony, maybe you wouldn't have the problem. If you
spring for the d looks wish every once in a while,
if you take my meals and from looking at that
you a proud you got working.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Between them beady little lines.
Speaker 17 (39:31):
You might want to think about going for the hot
white treatment in each other words, wouldn't be no hackey
pankage if you'd remove some of your stakings.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
You can take that to the banking Judge Ike the
meanest son of the bench you ever saw.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
When here's Monday and five, right.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Before I winness Action News early edition first alert at
fire thirty, and you're a hometown home for local news,
you can use Action Supper Channel seventy two.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Cloak out.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
When you tell me, Judge Judy is like the richest,
like more money on TV than anybody world.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh yeah's Judge.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
She's a real judge.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
So ah Dan, Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy for
that big old bird te County sortment of small batch
hand cooked peanuts of Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
So uh, yesterday we found out that Europeans thought to
know these creatures grew on trees?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Is that right? Am I right with that?
Speaker 8 (40:36):
No, we're because we're doing beat the Blonde, so I
would do.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Actually, this is.
Speaker 7 (40:42):
A good time first to play beat them up, you know,
because I don't have another Jeopardy question.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Prepared for you now, if you want to give me
like five minutes, I'm not that sounded FLA.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
We found out about forts, okay, I can move on now.
Soon was changed my prize bag alm right, Bertie County peanuts. Well,
let's get one contestant. It looks like Tater's ready, so
I'll join the group. We'll play next
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