January 9, 2024 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Murray thinks John Boy’s sick days are a brilliant strategy for renegotiating the contract..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What go now, go now, okay, good morning Stan Higgins.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pipe in
on John Boy and Billy here in the big show.
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay. I come here for the eye Candy, Babs,
Jackie and Fader and Thaddy's got a sweet tooth.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How is that any more?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Girls?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
In this Tuesday, January the nine, we're finally pulling ourselves
together or not to it drizzled back in here for
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Man about time.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I know what made me sick over this holiday. I
was set out in the rain, like for three hours
of gold rain, hunting ducks. It's just I soaked the
bone in it like it was dark, and I went
by it was cold.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
My wife said, you idiot. She wasn't even with me,
I mean ducks.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I hear that she gets often, you know, you get
used to it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
And we got so is me, Randy and Jackie in
the studio. Taterter is on zoom because she's like been
around COVID, so she's like quarantining, Are you alright?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Quarantin?
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I am fine, I am so fine, but I feel
like this must be what being on the house arrest
feels like, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You do have a little sexy ankle bracelet. Remember he
was wearing that.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Oh no, the court took that off.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So ma'am so all right, well we gonna we go.
We're gonna make it if they all right, Andy, you
looking good. They're in the booth there, buddy, all right, good.
We couldn't put Tater in there with your small quarters.
I know she's used to running your stuff, you know,
from here and there. All right, we gonna make it work.
All right, that's our plan for twenty twenty four. We're
(02:27):
gonna make it work. Ready, all right, we always look
at the national days.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
First thing.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Let's do this National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, will there
you go? That's why we need to start this year
out y. I was seeing all them. Oh, I don't
even want to talk about the idiots smashing the grab it.
Even here in Charlotte they did one of that. It
was it was close. It was over there, close to
me and Billy's neighborhood. In a jewelry store.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
One of those guys kind of looked like Billy.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Remember when we hit Bill in ar More. I think
that's where his wife has him quarantined right now. As
a matter of fact, let's leave him alone.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Let's go to now.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh Tat, yeah, I'm so sorry you're not in here.
You know your problem with static electricity in her new studios? Yes,
well it's National Static Electricity Day. Now, let's let's take
this moment to learn why Tater gets shocked and screams
a lot in here. Well, just about the static electricity
(03:30):
part of it's different from the electrical current. I know
you know this right, because you're electrical guy. So static
electricity is produced when the positive and negative charges of
an atom are out of balance.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
So that makes a lot of sense. So so you get.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Shocked more than anybody else thet or your atoms out
of balance.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
They must be out of balance after balance them.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I don't know how we can how we can fix that.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
It's her shoes. I've already told her she wears shoes
with plastic soles. Oh so plastic at you? So she
need some rubber soles? Yep, here to your rubber ground.
Yess why I need to get in your car and
doing the lightning st.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
When I told her that shoe boy ain't changing.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Shoes.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I don't run on plastic.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Right, We're gonna we're gonna really take this serious when
we get you back in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Okay, I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
The ankle bracelet.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This National Aprilcot Day. I don't know what you can
do with that, Yes, Ada Avercot and this National Shop
for Travel Day.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
All right, look it just.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Got over the holidays, and now they won't you the
Shop for Travel. Huh, don't do it. Let's protest that one.
All right, good, all right, well, let's we got our
three days in history saved up. We're going our first
prize back out and get that win and beginning we're
twenty twenty four US some playing big shows on a radio.
Good morning, big shows on our radio. Get that first
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prize back out, a bull Snot prize pack. That's one
hundred twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made
in the USA. You know, truck drivers keep America moving,
bolts not make sure they look good doing it, and
fight at truck stops across America. You just click on
that link when you go to the Big Show dot com.
Look at our three dates in history. That's where we'll
(05:15):
get our categories for you to win listen up. Nineteen
fifty nine, on this date, CBSTV premiered Rawhide, starring newcomer
Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yeats. Eric Fleming was Gil Favor,
sheb Woolly was Peteon Olan. You know shev Wooley was
on raw Hide. Yeah, before we had that great musical career.
(05:37):
One eyed, one arm, Purple people leader. I think that's
that you were correct?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
See the Western Last is seven and a half season
still on one of them channels. I think it might
be Access TV or give some TV land sometimes.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Or in the bargain ben at Walmart.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
How he find it there.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Up to nineteen eighty six, Kodak got out of the
instant camera business after ten years. The nasty court battle
didn't go their way. The court claimed the Kodak copied
Polaroid patents. The sixteen million camera owners were offered free
stock coupons or replacement camera.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Finally, on this date ninety three, responding to repeated censor alarms,
Mission Control that keep Cana scold his Space Shuttle in
devor Astronauts to please remember and put the toilet seat down?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Was that the first time I had a woman on
that now.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
It's really a pretty big deal if you don't, because
you know, the vacuum in space will pull all of
the oxygen out of the you know, the capsules.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Through the toilet. You know, my wife claimed that's happened
with me. One sure it did, and she wish all
logger knows that.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
There's our three categories. Come on one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line. We'll play out birds next. Good morning,
(07:28):
it's a big show on the radio for you. Tuesday.
Today's featured track from The Big Show bed Box. James
Gregory tours Graceline and Memphis. Search for keyword Graceland and
make a visten to the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And right now ten of years world a winning uctors.
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Let's play upturs. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon, boy, Bully,
give the prizes from the big Prize be let's go
me contesting number one. This should It be a lot
of fun when you're playing outs. Have them Marie up
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and gainst time you love the best time you.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Have a big shots.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Say hey to Lucas from Alexis, North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
We have shots. Good morning, Lucas.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Howdy, howdy, hey.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Hey, welcome now buddy. All right, Louis first contestant of
twenty twenty four. Do you feel special?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Okay, good.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Let's say if we can change that, Lucas. We get
you through these three categories.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products
on the other side. Okay, I can feel it for you.
Here me go, buddy, in five seconds, give us three
TV westerns ready goe.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
All right, Yellowstone, raw hat and gun smoke.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I've gone, all right, go start and start.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Now, give us three things you used to take pictures.
Ready go, telephone, polaroid and the disposable camera. There you
go go, all right for the wind. Three things on a toilet,
ready go, the.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Seat and the tank and your butt.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
There you go.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Logas.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
One hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
head to you in Alexis.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
All right, I was gonna tell you first time.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Color.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
All right, I's gonna move you. So where are you
appreciate you?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
All right, buddy, hang on, all right, we're jumping out,
catching you up on your new on the other side.
Feel the cracking part time recept just moving around out front.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Check on it.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
H m hmm.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
Good.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
More than there's a big show on the radio for.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Your Tuesday, January the ninth, there's a maxing out from
let's see what's going on out front.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
When I walk in your store to get my cup
of Joe.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Before you even ask, the answer is always no.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Don't make me mad and have to tell you twice.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
No pumpkin spice.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I know that it's supposed to be a real big deal,
but you put that in my cup and I make
you gonna squeal. I'll strap your head into a metal es.
No pumpkin spices if you wanna get a tip, No
pumpkin spy.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh hello, bab's my angel. I see you have your
cup of pumpkin spice latte back. How can you drink that?
It's yummy? Is drinking wine made in the back of
a toilet? Yummy? Is guzzling a cup of chaucepit Yummummy?
Is the McRib yummy? While you got me there, You sista,
(12:05):
have lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
What do I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
There's only two pumpkins? Okay, pie and bread? Peer e
udd When you start putting it in coffee and ice,
cream and cereal and spam and deodorant.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
You chaapen it.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Suddenly Pumpkin isn't special anymore. If everything is pumpkin spice,
then nothing is pumpkin spice. That is perhaps too deep
for you. Let me put it this way. Please don't
do to pumpkin what white women over forty did to
yoga pants. Gross and scene, completely off topic. What is
(12:41):
that intoxicating perfume you're wearing. It's absolutely divine pumpkin spice.
We'll play Jane Blonde. Now that's your cue to skidoo.
We have a busy day ahead.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Off you go.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You're potty bound. No, no, don't make a sound. Wrong way,
then I'm not still the wrong way. That's that's the
waste basket.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I'll be waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's a fike guss.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And she's gone sigh. For almost twenty years, she thought
Pumpkin was dating your cousin. John boy Man begs Joe
Pelt speaking, I'm John boy Man, makes jo.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Fists, thinking I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Oh hello, ass tro Nerd. Did the Big Show have
a Halloween party this year? Yes, of course you didn't
understand the directions. What's so hard about up your ass
and to the left that never gets old. Randy's right
(13:44):
on his cues.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Today, John boy baby begs Joe felt being I'm gonna
help you.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Oh, Marcel, Oh, you know same old saddled, just not
the same as the old place. We were a free wheeling,
no holds barred anything go little kingdom, and suddenly we
have to share our little kingdom with humorless by the book.
I'm telling hrd we I've got all these wonderful, off
(14:10):
color and tasteless jokes. I first thing, get the seems
to tell and I don't dare because it might trigger
someone's widow pi weens gag. Oh, and there is no
sense of fashion here, like at all. They all dressed
like a cross between Peewee's Playhouse and he Hall with
haircuts by post Malone.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
This is the future of broadcasting.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
What is the mess on the bed? That's my Halloween costume?
Leave it alone. I know it's a hoodie and cargo shorts.
I went as John Fetterman. I know, gross, right, I mean,
even Frankenstein put on a sport coat. Okay, here comes
ms Peroxy Fresh, I'll see you tonight. And Marcel dust
here she is ready to take on the day. What
(14:57):
is it with you? You look like you've seen Smart
Marty naked again. You had a supernatural experience? Oh do
tell you? You said pumpkin spice into the mirror three times,
and a white girl in yoga pants appeared and told
you everything she likes about the fall. Fine, I told
you it was nothing but trouble. All right, Grab a
(15:18):
handful of bec powders to the.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Mini Cooper, carry on, strike Papa.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 13 (15:52):
And here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach
the weed guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 14 (16:04):
Yo yo yo to the whole.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Dudes and d.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
Y'all doing good. I'm hanging in there like a loose
to sing bang boot y'all. I just been sitting around
the house thinking about holidays and stuff y'all want to hear. Oh,
(16:34):
no matter how many kids are lined up to see
Santa Claus, there's no way the mall can make the
line any shorter. I mean, what are they gonna do
open up another line with a second Santa? They're stuck, dude.
All the characters and how the Grinch stole Christmas wear
clothes except the gritch.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What's up like that?
Speaker 14 (16:59):
It's like one day he said, Okay, that's it. I've
been putting up with this hoovilla crap for fifty three years.
It's naked time, no pants dance. Do you ever notice
when they show Santa delivering presents in a movie, he
always comes out of the house and flies off right away.
(17:20):
I'm like, hey, dude, got anything for that house right
next door? Back before they discovered electricity, a bit a
sock full of coal would have been a pretty good Christmas.
I know, those people that only go to church at
(17:41):
Christmas at Easter are like the people that only watch
sports during the playoffs. Like one Christmas Eve, my dad
was putting out cookies for Senna, and he dropped one
on the floor and then he picked it up and
put it back on the plate.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
And I'm like you.
Speaker 14 (18:03):
And Dad goes, oh, he'll never know. I said, so
let me. He sees you when you're sleeping, and he
knows when you're away, but he can't tell him and
the cookie's been on the floor. Okay, one more, then
(18:23):
I gotta go eat something. When I was a kid, y'all,
I couldn't wait to sit at the grown up table
at Christmas. Now I'm there and everybody just sits around
bitching about interest rate. You know, before long I'll be
at the old people's table talking about how hard is
(18:46):
to drive at night. You know what I missed against table.
So that's it for now. Y'all keep rocking bing bang boo,
and I'll keep aging.
Speaker 13 (19:01):
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Speaker 8 (19:10):
Great.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yo, morning, rednecks. This is your pompatus of love.
Speaker 12 (19:19):
I turn to.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking molten liquor,
eating vinies.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And when I get to Jones in for a crack
and a go with.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It, I tune in to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. If why I done lost my appetite
for crackers.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Good morning, it's a big seawing the radio, y'all. We
are back in here. We dribbling in man between COVID
and fluting bad cold Man. It's kind of went through
the Big Show's staff over the holidays.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Blame mine on chasing them ducks and cold rank and
already you were out met before Christmas.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Man, Yeah, I blamed mine on my gumbass wife.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I'm sorry, was that out loud. I didn't mean nothing.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
You can't pick who gets it.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
It's a crap shoes man, And I'm going and Tater's
man like, come down COVID and now she's quarantining herself there.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
We got her on zoom right now.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, in the house.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
So yeah, the house.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Don't get me wrong, I still love her. I mean
Tater and my wife.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
But you know, we had a like an opportunity to
go to a family gathering and I said, who's going
to be there? And she named off a Nissan and
a few which I love. But they both flew in
right through the airport, right through all that Christmas stuff.
And then and my wife's brother in law, I don't
even claim him anymore because he is he does little
(21:18):
theater and he's been in a production of a Christmas Carol.
So I'm thinking, well, he's been in front of thousands
of people by now, and these two kid, No, I
ain't going, and you really shouldn't. Even my wife, bless
her heart, said I'll be careful, I'll keep my and
I'll wear my mask. I was like, it's up to you.
I'm just telling you he'll stay safe. And there's all
these pictures that show up on Facebook with her no mask, coasting,
(21:44):
drinking out of the same class.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Well, she was away for you for the first time.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
So she got it three days later, and then three
days after that.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Planned I got to party with all of them, and
then I had to be step.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
For two weeks.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
All right, I go cat, I think we're gonna be
all right. Hey, let's welcome my Big Show. We got
a new family member. Same shit. They got to come
in right here.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Here this family.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
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we've been on a lot of animal stations, you know,
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Fox and Wolf like that.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
This is our first Bat. Just tickle to death about that.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
All right, Big show's on the radio. Good morning, I
got the Big Show on the radio. Getting ready for
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Speaker 3 (23:20):
Are you thick, ample, generously proportioned? Maybe just good old
fashioned fat? If so, it's likely that your feet are two.
You can't just buy shoes anywhere. That's why we made
the Fat Feet Store. Meet Melinda, ha, I'm Melinda. Of course,
he already told you that it.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Melinda came to us with a very familiar problem.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
My fate heart.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Inner old shoes. Melinda's feet spilled over the.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Top like a big pink cupcake if cupcakes had moles
and a couple jigger bites.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
First, we carefully measured Melinda's feet.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Sorry about the smell. I didn't think we'd be doing
something like this. I ain't change them socks in five
days and it's been humid.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Then we took gel impressions.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Uh oh, a couple scabs and I hang now got
stuck in there. Does that matter? I hope it don't matter.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Then we entered that information into our fat Feet store computer.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
We don't sell computers at the dollar store, but we
got potted meat on sale five four dollar, you know,
in case you were wondering, noted.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A few short days later, Melinda's shoes were ready.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
It was more like a couple weeks. I'll do your commercial,
but I ain't gonna live.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Thanks to the fat beat Store, Melinda is poetry in motion,
oopsy popsy.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
This always happens when I get new shoes. I haven't
had new shoes in twenty years. It's why I don't
buy new shoes very often, on account of stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Oh fluffy, that was my cat's ashes.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Clean up on Aisle four. No, I reckon, I better go.
Carl gets mad if I'm laid.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
And so there you have it, another satisfied customer.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
They're prety in all, but my feet still hurt.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
We'll help you, just like we hope the fat feed store.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
What happened in here?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
New shoes?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What do you bad new shoes fur?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
What do you bad new shoes fur?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
All right, we have the entire body here on the
Big Show fell one big muscle from the tip of
your toes to the top of your head. We'll try
to stop at the shoulders in the other case. Rand okay,
Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. I was working out some Maybury lines,
but I didn't deliver them as well.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I'll do it later.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
All right, here we go, y'all listen up. This is
the important part. Despite what you might have heard, there
are only three celebrities in the US given their own
postal zip codes. It's the President, the first Lady, and
this cartoon spokesperson.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Oh, I know that is Kamala Harris President.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Right, what y'all got one? Ain't undred Big Show? You told?
Free line? Come on? We played John Boyd Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Good Morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. Run
until you Tuesday, January ninth. Today's feature track from the
Big Show Box James Gregory tours grace Land and Memphis.
Search for key word grace Land when you hit the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Also qualify hold God.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
It is just register when my wonderful thing give away
in the week when them John Wommen a fan club
T shirt conveniently rolled in case you have your own
T shirt, Kennon, you'd like to shoot it out though,
tag all out the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Right now, let's play yes life aggressing Erga.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
It's me John Boy with John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Oh wow, I'm not gonna say anything smart about me.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Man.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
Well one fatty zip code because well he was fat.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
See that's a gimme.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Thanks for trying to help is. Let's they hated Thomas.
He's out of Marshall, Texas. We're just talking about Texas.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Good morning, Thomas, Good morning John?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Whatdy well Thomas, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. You're timing seems to be impeccable
so far. All right, let's run it. Run it through here.
Despite what you might have heard, there are only three
celebrities in the US given their own postal zip codes.
It's the President, the First Lady, and this cartoon spokesperson.
(28:59):
Do you think thom.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Us, I don't say Smokey the Bear.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
You're saying Smokey the Bear. Let's see, look at you
dutch it from your drunks and sounds. I didn't think
you had a clue. Good work, buddy, you got the
big old Southern East for riding pack head down to
you in Marshall, Texas.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Thank you, you got it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Hang on, it's the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Here's the top of your news. There's a little golf
of mad mikes joining us on the other side. Ain't
h good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Was getting this hell on?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Conboybelly who had MYX here?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
How's it going by then? How you think it's going
sound kind of mad? Well, of course I'm mad. I'm
madder in a mud fence. Wait, that's how ugly I anyway,
set back boys, ladies and gentlemen. I am announcing I
about had a buttload of tipping people anytime I buy
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something lately, seems like everybody and his brother trying to
get a tip out of it. I'm sorry that didn't
come out right. Let me try it again. Everybody and
his brother or sister is trying to get a tip
ball of it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Now.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
The people that work the fast food drive through a
window to try to be sneaky about the tip deal.
You notice that they hand that little touchscreen swiper out
in the wind and say, it's just gonna ask you
a few questions and they say it like goodness gracious,
poor little ome has no earthly idea what kind of
questions they might be. Well, my big old butt, we
(31:25):
know exactly what the questions are. Number one, tap here
to leave a tip. Number two, tap here to leave
an even bigger tip. Y'all, I hate to pick on
restaurant people. I know it can be a hard job,
and I got absolutely no problem with tipping a waitress
in a full service place, especially if she's hot. So
(31:47):
I'll tip a barber or a karmechanic that knows what
they're doing. But tipping a guy for handing her to
go bag out the drive through a window play. Speaking
of sneaky, I see restaurants have started putting all kind
of additional fees on their bill lately.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
A fee is a tip you pay, whether you agree
to it or not.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
By the way, at the bottom of the ticket, it'll
say something like this fee will be used to increase
employee compensation, or this fee is designed to offset expenses. Well,
looks like I'm paying twenty eight dollars for about four
bucks worth of food. Now I'm no expert on the
restaurant business, but I think y'all are supposed to use
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some of that to compensate people and offset expenses.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Well, my search is trying to keep prices down.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
They are huh, well how they're working out? Does it
seem like prices are staying down to you? Because tipping
doesn't seem to be keeping my prices down at all.
But Max, if people didn't tip, restaurants would have to
pay people more, which means that have to raise prices.
I heard this argument a lot. Well, okay, how much
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would the prices go up? Is it twenty percent?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Couse? Be honest with you, I'd probably.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Take that deal because the guy handing cheeseburgers out the
window at Burger Hut, he's asking for more than that
every time I go in there lately. So to sum
it all up, No, I don't like the tip. Yes
it's because I'm cheap. Yes, I'll do it when people
deserve it. And no, I ain't never gonna quit.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Bitching about it. Go till next time.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
This is mad Mac sent sit down.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Shut up, and quit running my lunch.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Comboy Billy, We'll all have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
In about thirty minutes, the premiere of beat the blonde
with our resident blonde Marci hetor Moran. All right, try
to get the show off at college education exactly thet
you go for that, all right? That's say when you
(34:26):
get connected over our agent's office here for something is here.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
We're back at it in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 12 (34:33):
Hello, Red High count Incorporated.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Hey, this is mister Pestow. Hey John Moomella here.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Well, excuse me while I boofoloo.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I say you're starting off the new year with that
winning attitude.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Oh that that's coming from you guys?
Speaker 12 (34:49):
Do you that's so far this year?
Speaker 15 (34:50):
A four day week in a one day week.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Hey, I was sick.
Speaker 12 (34:53):
That's not what I heard, Seal.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
It's true, man, that's the sickes that being probably five years.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
That's right. Hey, listen, if you woman to sit here
and help you earn her story.
Speaker 15 (35:01):
Fine, it sounds like you need to practice.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Oh hey, that's not bad.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
You know you might just pull this thing off after all.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Whatever? Can we speak to Murray? Please?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Murray whine too. It's the de Niro Twins. I think
they're ready for a little improv what no Goopers and
Jimbo Bobby pick it up.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
He'll be ready.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
We dig you, hew do I jimp out my right?
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Love? You mean it? I think the plan is working
great so far?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
What plan?
Speaker 12 (35:38):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby hold out. You guys are
doing great. Another four or five days of this, We're
gonna be sitting pretty.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
For four or five days of.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
What you know, the sixth thing?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Murray? I really had a sick thing.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
That's it. Sell it, baby, I tell you, by the
end of the week, management is gonna be begging us
to renegotiate.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Renegotiate, Murray. Wasn't no whirld What are you talking about?
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Oh? That's good too, very believable, Murray.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of a scam amassed?
Speaker 12 (36:08):
Jimbo, I gotta tell you you are really coming along
as an actor, not that I ever had any doubt
about this. So are you keeping in touch with Bobby?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah, he's sting here right now.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Great.
Speaker 12 (36:19):
Have you guys been working on your list of demands? Hey?
Just so you know, I called the president of the
company and threw a few out there last week.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe this
is you out of your mind.
Speaker 12 (36:31):
Now, the four day work week is going to be
a tough one. But I think we might be able
to get him to pop for a company car midside.
But if you guys stay at home for a few
more days, we might bump him up to a tahoe
or suburban.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Murray, I really was sick. Did you say a tahoe?
Speaker 12 (36:47):
Impossible, Leather, Jimbo, let's not get great.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Wait, wait, but you're getting all confused.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get a
new contract.
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter. As long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Murray, we're at work when right now?
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Uh oh, it looks like you bumped yourself back down
to a midsize.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
We like the one we're in now just fine, So
don't screw it up.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo. I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Well we don't.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
Ow. There it goes again. Look who got you the
Jimbo and Bobby album deal?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
That would be our business manager.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal?
Speaker 5 (37:35):
That'd be ed?
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Oh yeah, who got you the deal for the Jimbo
and Bobby movie?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Well nobody?
Speaker 12 (37:43):
Yes, ah, but see that one has been my baby
right from day one.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
And how's that going?
Speaker 12 (37:48):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see. Let me check my list. We need script director,
distributor and oh had a calf. Yeah, let's see the
business manager make that kind of progress.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Hey, listen, baby, I gotta run. Are you sure you
feel okay? Any congestion? Body? Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
I'm fine.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
He's fine too.
Speaker 12 (38:18):
Really, gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
You mean today?
Speaker 12 (38:24):
Well, I was thinking more like a week from Thursday.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
A week from Thursday.
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking forward to it, really, So have
your machine call my machine.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And give my letther Bobby, that's Billy.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
Him too, and Jimbo? What called me?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good? Morning dollars.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
That's your old granny clon, you know, the best way
to start your day.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I don't buy that crap about a balance.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Drenkmast listening to job boy Billy on the Big Show
is low in fat and high and fun.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
And who the hell can't get behind that?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Patrick?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If time for my sponge bath?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Whoa good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. Yeah, man,
(39:41):
you're back at it, mose of us. Here we got
Taylor isolated on Zoom, Randy finally over his COVID doodles,
and they back at it in here.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
So it's me, Randy and Jackie.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
The only one healthy enough. You might be the bashing
of health in this group one day.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yeah, wealthy, you won't.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
Let me in.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
Life is fair?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Oh right, Well, we got a good hook up from
Marsi there in her living zoom.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
If you say so. Oh right, we miss smelling.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
You being smelled.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
So Tayler Tainment News, we're not gonna have that this week.
So I'm just gonna say. I was waiting to see
if Barbie was gonna win a Golden Globe before I
went to see the movie, to see if it was
worth my time.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
And it was Award winning.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
She lost out though the Barbie lost the Poor Things.
Have you all seen that Poor Things yet? I've seen
the advertisement for it.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Barbie.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
What the Entertainment Reporter's not seen movie of the Decade?
Speaker 7 (40:55):
I saw like the first fifteen minutes, and then I
think I fell as it was all right.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
It was streaming on one of these days when I
was channel jacket and it was there. I said, okay,
all right, let's just see how it starts out. I
lasted about four minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Cord.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
You know Margot Roberts, she's a good looking thing.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
She looked good.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
She looked good at the Globes too. She carried the
Barbie theme all the way through. I think I had
that dress for my Barbie doll.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Actually, is that right?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:24):
It was still tell it there.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
What about what about old Taylor Swift? I hear she
gave somebody the skunk guy.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah she is.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
She decided to show up at the Globes instead of
going to the game. And Joe Coy was the host,
the last minute host, and cracked a joke at her
for being there, and she just, oh well.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Wait minute I got the joke right here. So Joy Coy,
why was he the last minute?
Speaker 7 (41:52):
Well, no one wanted to host a lot of different
went through a lot of different comedians, and like ten
days before the show was to air, they asked the
comedian Joe Coy if he would do it, and he did.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
What was all, I'm afraid it was gonna get slapped. Well,
it was part of the test.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
I think they would slap on them and see how
they took it.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
Enough time to getting their boxing shape. I love them
that they said that they didn't have enough time to
get their material together. Okay, and and then he just
basically proved them right.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Well, hang over that joke.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Hangover and I'll tell you a minute, because we got
to get ready for a brand new contest. I was
telling you about beating the Blonde with Marcy. All right,
take some pressure off of you for taylertainment. I'll handle
the Taylor Swift news in minutes. Yeah, as the big
show rolls on,
What go now, go now, okay, good morning Stan Higgins.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pipe in
on John Boy and Billy here in the big show.
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay. I come here for the eye Candy, Babs,
Jackie and Fader and Thaddy's got a sweet tooth.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How is that any more?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Girls?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
In this Tuesday, January the nine, we're finally pulling ourselves
together or not to it drizzled back in here for
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Man about time.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I know what made me sick over this holiday. I
was set out in the rain, like for three hours
of gold rain, hunting ducks. It's just I soaked the
bone in it like it was dark, and I went
by it was cold.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
My wife said, you idiot. She wasn't even with me,
I mean ducks.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I hear that she gets often, you know, you get
used to it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
And we got so is me, Randy and Jackie in
the studio. Taterter is on zoom because she's like been
around COVID, so she's like quarantining, Are you alright?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Quarantin?
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I am fine, I am so fine, but I feel
like this must be what being on the house arrest
feels like, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You do have a little sexy ankle bracelet. Remember he
was wearing that.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Oh no, the court took that off.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So ma'am so all right, well we gonna we go.
We're gonna make it if they all right, Andy, you
looking good. They're in the booth there, buddy, all right, good.
We couldn't put Tater in there with your small quarters.
I know she's used to running your stuff, you know,
from here and there. All right, we gonna make it work.
All right, that's our plan for twenty twenty four. We're
(02:27):
gonna make it work. Ready, all right, we always look
at the national days.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
First thing.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Let's do this National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, will there
you go? That's why we need to start this year
out y. I was seeing all them. Oh, I don't
even want to talk about the idiots smashing the grab it.
Even here in Charlotte they did one of that. It
was it was close. It was over there, close to
me and Billy's neighborhood. In a jewelry store.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
One of those guys kind of looked like Billy.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Remember when we hit Bill in ar More. I think
that's where his wife has him quarantined right now. As
a matter of fact, let's leave him alone.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Let's go to now.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh Tat, yeah, I'm so sorry you're not in here.
You know your problem with static electricity in her new studios? Yes,
well it's National Static Electricity Day. Now, let's let's take
this moment to learn why Tater gets shocked and screams
a lot in here. Well, just about the static electricity
(03:30):
part of it's different from the electrical current. I know
you know this right, because you're electrical guy. So static
electricity is produced when the positive and negative charges of
an atom are out of balance.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
So that makes a lot of sense. So so you get.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Shocked more than anybody else thet or your atoms out
of balance.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
They must be out of balance after balance them.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I don't know how we can how we can fix that.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
It's her shoes. I've already told her she wears shoes
with plastic soles. Oh so plastic at you? So she
need some rubber soles? Yep, here to your rubber ground.
Yess why I need to get in your car and
doing the lightning st.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
When I told her that shoe boy ain't changing.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Shoes.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I don't run on plastic.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Right, We're gonna we're gonna really take this serious when
we get you back in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Okay, I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
The ankle bracelet.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This National Aprilcot Day. I don't know what you can
do with that, Yes, Ada Avercot and this National Shop
for Travel Day.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
All right, look it just.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Got over the holidays, and now they won't you the
Shop for Travel. Huh, don't do it. Let's protest that one.
All right, good, all right, well, let's we got our
three days in history saved up. We're going our first
prize back out and get that win and beginning we're
twenty twenty four US some playing big shows on a radio.
Good morning, big shows on our radio. Get that first
(04:54):
prize back out, a bull Snot prize pack. That's one
hundred twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made
in the USA. You know, truck drivers keep America moving,
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that link when you go to the Big Show dot com.
Look at our three dates in history. That's where we'll
(05:15):
get our categories for you to win listen up. Nineteen
fifty nine, on this date, CBSTV premiered Rawhide, starring newcomer
Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yeats. Eric Fleming was Gil Favor,
sheb Woolly was Peteon Olan. You know shev Wooley was
on raw Hide. Yeah, before we had that great musical career.
(05:37):
One eyed, one arm, Purple people leader. I think that's
that you were correct?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
See the Western Last is seven and a half season
still on one of them channels. I think it might
be Access TV or give some TV land sometimes.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Or in the bargain ben at Walmart.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
How he find it there.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Up to nineteen eighty six, Kodak got out of the
instant camera business after ten years. The nasty court battle
didn't go their way. The court claimed the Kodak copied
Polaroid patents. The sixteen million camera owners were offered free
stock coupons or replacement camera.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Finally, on this date ninety three, responding to repeated censor alarms,
Mission Control that keep Cana scold his Space Shuttle in
devor Astronauts to please remember and put the toilet seat down?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Was that the first time I had a woman on
that now.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
It's really a pretty big deal if you don't, because
you know, the vacuum in space will pull all of
the oxygen out of the you know, the capsules.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Through the toilet. You know, my wife claimed that's happened
with me. One sure it did, and she wish all
logger knows that.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
There's our three categories. Come on one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line. We'll play out birds next. Good morning,
(07:28):
it's a big show on the radio for you. Tuesday.
Today's featured track from The Big Show bed Box. James
Gregory tours Graceline and Memphis. Search for keyword Graceland and
make a visten to the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And right now ten of years world a winning uctors.
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Let's play upturs. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon, boy, Bully,
give the prizes from the big Prize be let's go
me contesting number one. This should It be a lot
of fun when you're playing outs. Have them Marie up
(08:10):
and gainst time you love the best time you.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Have a big shots.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Say hey to Lucas from Alexis, North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
We have shots. Good morning, Lucas.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Howdy, howdy, hey.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Hey, welcome now buddy. All right, Louis first contestant of
twenty twenty four. Do you feel special?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Okay, good.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Let's say if we can change that, Lucas. We get
you through these three categories.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products
on the other side. Okay, I can feel it for you.
Here me go, buddy, in five seconds, give us three
TV westerns ready goe.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
All right, Yellowstone, raw hat and gun smoke.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I've gone, all right, go start and start.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Now, give us three things you used to take pictures.
Ready go, telephone, polaroid and the disposable camera. There you
go go, all right for the wind. Three things on a toilet,
ready go, the.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Seat and the tank and your butt.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
There you go.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Logas.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
One hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
head to you in Alexis.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
All right, I was gonna tell you first time.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Color.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
All right, I's gonna move you. So where are you
appreciate you?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
All right, buddy, hang on, all right, we're jumping out,
catching you up on your new on the other side.
Feel the cracking part time recept just moving around out front.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Check on it.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
H m hmm.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
Good.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
More than there's a big show on the radio for.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Your Tuesday, January the ninth, there's a maxing out from
let's see what's going on out front.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
When I walk in your store to get my cup
of Joe.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Before you even ask, the answer is always no.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Don't make me mad and have to tell you twice.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
No pumpkin spice.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I know that it's supposed to be a real big deal,
but you put that in my cup and I make
you gonna squeal. I'll strap your head into a metal es.
No pumpkin spices if you wanna get a tip, No
pumpkin spy.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh hello, bab's my angel. I see you have your
cup of pumpkin spice latte back. How can you drink that?
It's yummy? Is drinking wine made in the back of
a toilet? Yummy? Is guzzling a cup of chaucepit Yummummy?
Is the McRib yummy? While you got me there, You sista,
(12:05):
have lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
What do I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
There's only two pumpkins? Okay, pie and bread? Peer e
udd When you start putting it in coffee and ice,
cream and cereal and spam and deodorant.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
You chaapen it.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Suddenly Pumpkin isn't special anymore. If everything is pumpkin spice,
then nothing is pumpkin spice. That is perhaps too deep
for you. Let me put it this way. Please don't
do to pumpkin what white women over forty did to
yoga pants. Gross and scene, completely off topic. What is
(12:41):
that intoxicating perfume you're wearing. It's absolutely divine pumpkin spice.
We'll play Jane Blonde. Now that's your cue to skidoo.
We have a busy day ahead.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Off you go.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You're potty bound. No, no, don't make a sound. Wrong way,
then I'm not still the wrong way. That's that's the
waste basket.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I'll be waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's a fike guss.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And she's gone sigh. For almost twenty years, she thought
Pumpkin was dating your cousin. John boy Man begs Joe
Pelt speaking, I'm John boy Man, makes jo.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Fists, thinking I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Oh hello, ass tro Nerd. Did the Big Show have
a Halloween party this year? Yes, of course you didn't
understand the directions. What's so hard about up your ass
and to the left that never gets old. Randy's right
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on his cues.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Today, John boy baby begs Joe felt being I'm gonna
help you.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Oh, Marcel, Oh, you know same old saddled, just not
the same as the old place. We were a free wheeling,
no holds barred anything go little kingdom, and suddenly we
have to share our little kingdom with humorless by the book.
I'm telling hrd we I've got all these wonderful, off
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color and tasteless jokes. I first thing, get the seems
to tell and I don't dare because it might trigger
someone's widow pi weens gag. Oh, and there is no
sense of fashion here, like at all. They all dressed
like a cross between Peewee's Playhouse and he Hall with
haircuts by post Malone.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
This is the future of broadcasting.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
What is the mess on the bed? That's my Halloween costume?
Leave it alone. I know it's a hoodie and cargo shorts.
I went as John Fetterman. I know, gross, right, I mean,
even Frankenstein put on a sport coat. Okay, here comes
ms Peroxy Fresh, I'll see you tonight. And Marcel dust
here she is ready to take on the day. What
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is it with you? You look like you've seen Smart
Marty naked again. You had a supernatural experience? Oh do
tell you? You said pumpkin spice into the mirror three times,
and a white girl in yoga pants appeared and told
you everything she likes about the fall. Fine, I told
you it was nothing but trouble. All right, Grab a
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handful of bec powders to the.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Mini Cooper, carry on, strike Papa.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 13 (15:52):
And here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach
the weed guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 14 (16:04):
Yo yo yo to the whole.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Dudes and d.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
Y'all doing good. I'm hanging in there like a loose
to sing bang boot y'all. I just been sitting around
the house thinking about holidays and stuff y'all want to hear. Oh,
(16:34):
no matter how many kids are lined up to see
Santa Claus, there's no way the mall can make the
line any shorter. I mean, what are they gonna do
open up another line with a second Santa? They're stuck, dude.
All the characters and how the Grinch stole Christmas wear
clothes except the gritch.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What's up like that?
Speaker 14 (16:59):
It's like one day he said, Okay, that's it. I've
been putting up with this hoovilla crap for fifty three years.
It's naked time, no pants dance. Do you ever notice
when they show Santa delivering presents in a movie, he
always comes out of the house and flies off right away.
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I'm like, hey, dude, got anything for that house right
next door? Back before they discovered electricity, a bit a
sock full of coal would have been a pretty good Christmas.
I know, those people that only go to church at
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Christmas at Easter are like the people that only watch
sports during the playoffs. Like one Christmas Eve, my dad
was putting out cookies for Senna, and he dropped one
on the floor and then he picked it up and
put it back on the plate.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
And I'm like you.
Speaker 14 (18:03):
And Dad goes, oh, he'll never know. I said, so
let me. He sees you when you're sleeping, and he
knows when you're away, but he can't tell him and
the cookie's been on the floor. Okay, one more, then
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I gotta go eat something. When I was a kid, y'all,
I couldn't wait to sit at the grown up table
at Christmas. Now I'm there and everybody just sits around
bitching about interest rate. You know, before long I'll be
at the old people's table talking about how hard is
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to drive at night. You know what I missed against table.
So that's it for now. Y'all keep rocking bing bang boo,
and I'll keep aging.
Speaker 13 (19:01):
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Speaker 8 (19:10):
Great.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yo, morning, rednecks. This is your pompatus of love.
Speaker 12 (19:19):
I turn to.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking molten liquor,
eating vinies.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And when I get to Jones in for a crack
and a go with.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It, I tune in to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. If why I done lost my appetite
for crackers.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Good morning, it's a big seawing the radio, y'all. We
are back in here. We dribbling in man between COVID
and fluting bad cold Man. It's kind of went through
the Big Show's staff over the holidays.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Blame mine on chasing them ducks and cold rank and
already you were out met before Christmas.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Man, Yeah, I blamed mine on my gumbass wife.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I'm sorry, was that out loud. I didn't mean nothing.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
You can't pick who gets it.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
It's a crap shoes man, And I'm going and Tater's
man like, come down COVID and now she's quarantining herself there.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
We got her on zoom right now.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, in the house.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
So yeah, the house.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Don't get me wrong, I still love her. I mean
Tater and my wife.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
But you know, we had a like an opportunity to
go to a family gathering and I said, who's going
to be there? And she named off a Nissan and
a few which I love. But they both flew in
right through the airport, right through all that Christmas stuff.
And then and my wife's brother in law, I don't
even claim him anymore because he is he does little
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theater and he's been in a production of a Christmas Carol.
So I'm thinking, well, he's been in front of thousands
of people by now, and these two kid, No, I
ain't going, and you really shouldn't. Even my wife, bless
her heart, said I'll be careful, I'll keep my and
I'll wear my mask. I was like, it's up to you.
I'm just telling you he'll stay safe. And there's all
these pictures that show up on Facebook with her no mask, coasting,
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drinking out of the same class.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Well, she was away for you for the first time.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
So she got it three days later, and then three
days after that.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Planned I got to party with all of them, and
then I had to be step.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
For two weeks.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
All right, I go cat, I think we're gonna be
all right. Hey, let's welcome my Big Show. We got
a new family member. Same shit. They got to come
in right here.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Here this family.
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we've been on a lot of animal stations, you know,
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Fox and Wolf like that.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
This is our first Bat. Just tickle to death about that.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
All right, Big show's on the radio. Good morning, I
got the Big Show on the radio. Getting ready for
some John Boyd Jeopardy. Somebody will win a Southern East
for ridy pack and all the great benefits of him.
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Speaker 3 (23:20):
Are you thick, ample, generously proportioned? Maybe just good old
fashioned fat? If so, it's likely that your feet are two.
You can't just buy shoes anywhere. That's why we made
the Fat Feet Store. Meet Melinda, ha, I'm Melinda. Of course,
he already told you that it.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Melinda came to us with a very familiar problem.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
My fate heart.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Inner old shoes. Melinda's feet spilled over the.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Top like a big pink cupcake if cupcakes had moles
and a couple jigger bites.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
First, we carefully measured Melinda's feet.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Sorry about the smell. I didn't think we'd be doing
something like this. I ain't change them socks in five
days and it's been humid.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Then we took gel impressions.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Uh oh, a couple scabs and I hang now got
stuck in there. Does that matter? I hope it don't matter.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Then we entered that information into our fat Feet store computer.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
We don't sell computers at the dollar store, but we
got potted meat on sale five four dollar, you know,
in case you were wondering, noted.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A few short days later, Melinda's shoes were ready.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
It was more like a couple weeks. I'll do your commercial,
but I ain't gonna live.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Thanks to the fat beat Store, Melinda is poetry in motion,
oopsy popsy.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
This always happens when I get new shoes. I haven't
had new shoes in twenty years. It's why I don't
buy new shoes very often, on account of stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Oh fluffy, that was my cat's ashes.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Clean up on Aisle four. No, I reckon, I better go.
Carl gets mad if I'm laid.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
And so there you have it, another satisfied customer.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
They're prety in all, but my feet still hurt.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
We'll help you, just like we hope the fat feed store.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
What happened in here?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
New shoes?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What do you bad new shoes fur?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
What do you bad new shoes fur?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
All right, we have the entire body here on the
Big Show fell one big muscle from the tip of
your toes to the top of your head. We'll try
to stop at the shoulders in the other case. Rand okay,
Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. I was working out some Maybury lines,
but I didn't deliver them as well.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I'll do it later.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
All right, here we go, y'all listen up. This is
the important part. Despite what you might have heard, there
are only three celebrities in the US given their own
postal zip codes. It's the President, the first Lady, and
this cartoon spokesperson.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Oh, I know that is Kamala Harris President.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Right, what y'all got one? Ain't undred Big Show? You told?
Free line? Come on? We played John Boyd Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Good Morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. Run
until you Tuesday, January ninth. Today's feature track from the
Big Show Box James Gregory tours grace Land and Memphis.
Search for key word grace Land when you hit the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Also qualify hold God.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
It is just register when my wonderful thing give away
in the week when them John Wommen a fan club
T shirt conveniently rolled in case you have your own
T shirt, Kennon, you'd like to shoot it out though,
tag all out the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Right now, let's play yes life aggressing Erga.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
It's me John Boy with John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Oh wow, I'm not gonna say anything smart about me.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Man.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
Well one fatty zip code because well he was fat.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
See that's a gimme.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Thanks for trying to help is. Let's they hated Thomas.
He's out of Marshall, Texas. We're just talking about Texas.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Good morning, Thomas, Good morning John?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Whatdy well Thomas, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. You're timing seems to be impeccable
so far. All right, let's run it. Run it through here.
Despite what you might have heard, there are only three
celebrities in the US given their own postal zip codes.
It's the President, the First Lady, and this cartoon spokesperson.
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Do you think thom.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Us, I don't say Smokey the Bear.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
You're saying Smokey the Bear. Let's see, look at you
dutch it from your drunks and sounds. I didn't think
you had a clue. Good work, buddy, you got the
big old Southern East for riding pack head down to
you in Marshall, Texas.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Thank you, you got it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Hang on, it's the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Here's the top of your news. There's a little golf
of mad mikes joining us on the other side. Ain't
h good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Was getting this hell on?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Conboybelly who had MYX here?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
How's it going by then? How you think it's going
sound kind of mad? Well, of course I'm mad. I'm
madder in a mud fence. Wait, that's how ugly I anyway,
set back boys, ladies and gentlemen. I am announcing I
about had a buttload of tipping people anytime I buy
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something lately, seems like everybody and his brother trying to
get a tip out of it. I'm sorry that didn't
come out right. Let me try it again. Everybody and
his brother or sister is trying to get a tip
ball of it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Now.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
The people that work the fast food drive through a
window to try to be sneaky about the tip deal.
You notice that they hand that little touchscreen swiper out
in the wind and say, it's just gonna ask you
a few questions and they say it like goodness gracious,
poor little ome has no earthly idea what kind of
questions they might be. Well, my big old butt, we
(31:25):
know exactly what the questions are. Number one, tap here
to leave a tip. Number two, tap here to leave
an even bigger tip. Y'all, I hate to pick on
restaurant people. I know it can be a hard job,
and I got absolutely no problem with tipping a waitress
in a full service place, especially if she's hot. So
(31:47):
I'll tip a barber or a karmechanic that knows what
they're doing. But tipping a guy for handing her to
go bag out the drive through a window play. Speaking
of sneaky, I see restaurants have started putting all kind
of additional fees on their bill lately.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
A fee is a tip you pay, whether you agree
to it or not.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
By the way, at the bottom of the ticket, it'll
say something like this fee will be used to increase
employee compensation, or this fee is designed to offset expenses. Well,
looks like I'm paying twenty eight dollars for about four
bucks worth of food. Now I'm no expert on the
restaurant business, but I think y'all are supposed to use
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some of that to compensate people and offset expenses.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Well, my search is trying to keep prices down.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
They are huh, well how they're working out? Does it
seem like prices are staying down to you? Because tipping
doesn't seem to be keeping my prices down at all.
But Max, if people didn't tip, restaurants would have to
pay people more, which means that have to raise prices.
I heard this argument a lot. Well, okay, how much
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would the prices go up? Is it twenty percent?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Couse? Be honest with you, I'd probably.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Take that deal because the guy handing cheeseburgers out the
window at Burger Hut, he's asking for more than that
every time I go in there lately. So to sum
it all up, No, I don't like the tip. Yes
it's because I'm cheap. Yes, I'll do it when people
deserve it. And no, I ain't never gonna quit.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Bitching about it. Go till next time.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
This is mad Mac sent sit down.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Shut up, and quit running my lunch.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Comboy Billy, We'll all have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
In about thirty minutes, the premiere of beat the blonde
with our resident blonde Marci hetor Moran. All right, try
to get the show off at college education exactly thet
you go for that, all right? That's say when you
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get connected over our agent's office here for something is here.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
We're back at it in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 12 (34:33):
Hello, Red High count Incorporated.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Hey, this is mister Pestow. Hey John Moomella here.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Well, excuse me while I boofoloo.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I say you're starting off the new year with that
winning attitude.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Oh that that's coming from you guys?
Speaker 12 (34:49):
Do you that's so far this year?
Speaker 15 (34:50):
A four day week in a one day week.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Hey, I was sick.
Speaker 12 (34:53):
That's not what I heard, Seal.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
It's true, man, that's the sickes that being probably five years.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
That's right. Hey, listen, if you woman to sit here
and help you earn her story.
Speaker 15 (35:01):
Fine, it sounds like you need to practice.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Oh hey, that's not bad.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
You know you might just pull this thing off after all.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Whatever? Can we speak to Murray? Please?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Murray whine too. It's the de Niro Twins. I think
they're ready for a little improv what no Goopers and
Jimbo Bobby pick it up.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
He'll be ready.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
We dig you, hew do I jimp out my right?
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Love? You mean it? I think the plan is working
great so far?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
What plan?
Speaker 12 (35:38):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby hold out. You guys are
doing great. Another four or five days of this, We're
gonna be sitting pretty.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
For four or five days of.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
What you know, the sixth thing?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Murray? I really had a sick thing.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
That's it. Sell it, baby, I tell you, by the
end of the week, management is gonna be begging us
to renegotiate.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Renegotiate, Murray. Wasn't no whirld What are you talking about?
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Oh? That's good too, very believable, Murray.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of a scam amassed?
Speaker 12 (36:08):
Jimbo, I gotta tell you you are really coming along
as an actor, not that I ever had any doubt
about this. So are you keeping in touch with Bobby?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah, he's sting here right now.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Great.
Speaker 12 (36:19):
Have you guys been working on your list of demands? Hey?
Just so you know, I called the president of the
company and threw a few out there last week.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe this
is you out of your mind.
Speaker 12 (36:31):
Now, the four day work week is going to be
a tough one. But I think we might be able
to get him to pop for a company car midside.
But if you guys stay at home for a few
more days, we might bump him up to a tahoe
or suburban.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Murray, I really was sick. Did you say a tahoe?
Speaker 12 (36:47):
Impossible, Leather, Jimbo, let's not get great.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Wait, wait, but you're getting all confused.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get a
new contract.
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter. As long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Murray, we're at work when right now?
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Uh oh, it looks like you bumped yourself back down
to a midsize.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
We like the one we're in now just fine, So
don't screw it up.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo. I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Well we don't.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
Ow. There it goes again. Look who got you the
Jimbo and Bobby album deal?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
That would be our business manager.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal?
Speaker 5 (37:35):
That'd be ed?
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Oh yeah, who got you the deal for the Jimbo
and Bobby movie?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Well nobody?
Speaker 12 (37:43):
Yes, ah, but see that one has been my baby
right from day one.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
And how's that going?
Speaker 12 (37:48):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see. Let me check my list. We need script director,
distributor and oh had a calf. Yeah, let's see the
business manager make that kind of progress.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Hey, listen, baby, I gotta run. Are you sure you
feel okay? Any congestion? Body? Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
I'm fine.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
He's fine too.
Speaker 12 (38:18):
Really, gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
You mean today?
Speaker 12 (38:24):
Well, I was thinking more like a week from Thursday.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
A week from Thursday.
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking forward to it, really, So have
your machine call my machine.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And give my letther Bobby, that's Billy.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
Him too, and Jimbo? What called me?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good? Morning dollars.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
That's your old granny clon, you know, the best way
to start your day.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I don't buy that crap about a balance.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Drenkmast listening to job boy Billy on the Big Show
is low in fat and high and fun.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
And who the hell can't get behind that?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Patrick?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If time for my sponge bath?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Whoa good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. Yeah, man,
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you're back at it, mose of us. Here we got
Taylor isolated on Zoom, Randy finally over his COVID doodles,
and they back at it in here.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
So it's me, Randy and Jackie.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
The only one healthy enough. You might be the bashing
of health in this group one day.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yeah, wealthy, you won't.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
Let me in.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
Life is fair?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Oh right, Well, we got a good hook up from
Marsi there in her living zoom.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
If you say so. Oh right, we miss smelling.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
You being smelled.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
So Tayler Tainment News, we're not gonna have that this week.
So I'm just gonna say. I was waiting to see
if Barbie was gonna win a Golden Globe before I
went to see the movie, to see if it was
worth my time.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
And it was Award winning.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
She lost out though the Barbie lost the Poor Things.
Have you all seen that Poor Things yet? I've seen
the advertisement for it.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Barbie.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
What the Entertainment Reporter's not seen movie of the Decade?
Speaker 7 (40:55):
I saw like the first fifteen minutes, and then I
think I fell as it was all right.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
It was streaming on one of these days when I
was channel jacket and it was there. I said, okay,
all right, let's just see how it starts out. I
lasted about four minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Cord.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
You know Margot Roberts, she's a good looking thing.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
She looked good.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
She looked good at the Globes too. She carried the
Barbie theme all the way through. I think I had
that dress for my Barbie doll.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Actually, is that right?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:24):
It was still tell it there.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
What about what about old Taylor Swift? I hear she
gave somebody the skunk guy.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah she is.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
She decided to show up at the Globes instead of
going to the game. And Joe Coy was the host,
the last minute host, and cracked a joke at her
for being there, and she just, oh well.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Wait minute I got the joke right here. So Joy Coy,
why was he the last minute?
Speaker 7 (41:52):
Well, no one wanted to host a lot of different
went through a lot of different comedians, and like ten
days before the show was to air, they asked the
comedian Joe Coy if he would do it, and he did.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
What was all, I'm afraid it was gonna get slapped. Well,
it was part of the test.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
I think they would slap on them and see how
they took it.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
Enough time to getting their boxing shape. I love them
that they said that they didn't have enough time to
get their material together. Okay, and and then he just
basically proved them right.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Well, hang over that joke.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Hangover and I'll tell you a minute, because we got
to get ready for a brand new contest. I was
telling you about beating the Blonde with Marcy. All right,
take some pressure off of you for taylertainment. I'll handle
the Taylor Swift news in minutes. Yeah, as the big
show rolls on,
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