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June 24, 2025 43 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll explore a list of 10 things you don’t want showing up in your obituary.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - We call over to Red Hot, Inc. for the latest from our Agent Murray.. - We’ll musically “honor” the memory of the late Major General Tom Sadler and Robert D. Raiford.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform their song “Calm Down Karen”.. - We call up the recently retired Mark Packer for a look at college sports.. - We fill a request for “Cooking with Raiford”.. - and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage will fill us in on this weekend’ Mini Bike Festival…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear the
Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Gogole?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Loo, here we go. He's a into twouesday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Malad.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You will to see the bag doing good by looking good?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Man, are you doing now?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Doing all right?

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, I'm going to tell you three national days today
National take back, the lunch break today.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I guess I.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Got somebody the lunch break in corporate America. Oh yeah, eating?
Oh yeah, everybody set their desk.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No one actually leaves.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I say something down at the bottom of the building.
There they go out in the sun and said that
they was like ninety three degrees.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, you just gotta get out, sun on me, sunshine.
They get we should try it. There's no windows in here.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
We need to go there. You go, all right, So
they say, first thing in the morning, when the sun
comes up this morning, get on out and let it
hit you on the face. They say, that's the best
thing for you. Okay, Okay, let's see what else. National
Proleens Day. Okay, preleen good old sugary prolins with pecans,

(02:17):
National pat What I was gonna say. There's a bourbon.
It's pralins in cream and cream. I appreciate the otis
to come up with a new liquor.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'll find a flavor.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm making at home. I own a home. I made
new tel a bourbon at home.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Used to be a nice theater down there. Now it's
distillery and y'all can't come.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Then the National Patch Day, you're encouraged to send a
token of love to a child in need of support, conness,
and healing in the form of a patch. I never
heard that before.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
You like if you have if you're a police officer.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
And you have a pat.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I got some cool patches. Yeah, from from police's in
North America. We will get some. Oh I good. Well,
we got three dates and this are saved up for
our categories to get the winning beginning on outburs. So
we're away. So let's get do it. Big shows on
a radio. Good morning, Big shows on a radio. Get
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the link. Got to set up right there at the
Big Show dot com. Listen number right here. Our three
dates in history where we're got our category. Nineteen forty
nine NBCW the first network television Western hop Along Cassidy,
I know we're all, Thank god. Jerry Hanson Halowien.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It was him for Halloween. He was just every day
where for him?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Money, Yeah, yeah, school so forty nine hoppolo very and
he had wondered why he got beat up all the time.
He didn't all right. Then ninety one, a one hundred
dollars check made out to Pablo Picasso sold for six
five hundred dollars. He was nineteen sixty two. An art

(04:27):
lover gave Piicasso the check, asked for a picture. Picasso
drew a smiling little devil on the back of the
check and returned it to the buyer. Hey there, Leonardo, how.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
That guy made seven thousand.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Dollars foally ninety seven. After three days eluding gamekeepers, an
eight foot, one hundred and seventy five pound alligator named
Douglas was finally captured in an Atlanta residential area adopted
by the Wild Adventures amusement Park in beautiful Valdosta, Georgia.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Right, reuglass, here's Douglas.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well look at it. One eight hundred Big shows you
told free line, Come on play out birds next, Good morning,

(05:34):
there's a big show on the radio for you. Tuesday,
June twenty fourth, our feature tracking the Big Show, Big Box,
Mayor dismal Sea Bitch, mini Bike week, key words mini
bikes up, what's a little dude? Nor botweevil, kalieveld that's it? Yeah,
making an appearance there, Oh, key words minibike at the

(05:57):
Big Box, at the Big Show dot comy.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Right now, Upburst.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Let's play Outburst.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
That's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
give you prizes from the Big Prize per Let's go
contested number one. This should really be a lot of
fun when you're playing Outburst.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Have a hurry up and guest.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Time you love the best time you love a big shots.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Let's say, heard.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Donald from Columbus, Georgia. We have shots, John, Good morning,
Donald's good morning, John Boy. Hey, welcome in here, Barnie.
Let's get you to these three categories and get you

(06:53):
the bird Tea County Peanuts prize back. That is our
plan for you. Donald. You ready, body, I'm ready? Five seconds.
Three TV westerns pastor present. Ready go, gun Smoke, Bonanza,
the Rifleman, Well, Chuck Connors, Laurn Green, Litle Joe Halls

(07:16):
and uh madea yeah, the original Chester. I walk like
Chester when I was a kid. Alright, doll, here we go.
Category number two. Three things written on a check Ready go.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
All right?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
The amount, the band, and the signature.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
The boy for the wind in honor of Douglas. Give
us three places you see alligators? Ready go?

Speaker 9 (07:50):
Uh thought of Louisiana and the zoot.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Right over there in Valdosta were Douglas's living Donald winds
off of it, Bertie County Peanuts. Head down to you, Donald,
gratulations and you older man, thank you appreciate you. Buddy
Hong gonna all right, we're jumping out, catching you up

(08:19):
on you K news. Right on the other side, We've
got a Boner's Top ten list and a Reverend Billy
rad Collins coming in hot What a minute, Good morning,

(09:03):
there's a big show on the radio. We'll go to
Bona's Top ten LISZ Today's Big Show.

Speaker 10 (09:08):
Top ten list number four in our continuing series, Top
ten phrases you would not want people to see while
reading your obituary Number ten, drunken rampage number nine, LiPo
suction mishap number eight during an altercation with the restaurant's

(09:30):
Chucky Cheese mascot character, number seven while attempting to retrieve
his hat from the fenced off area underneath the roller coaster.
Number six after bitch slapping Mike Tyson in the plane's
first class cabin. Number five while vandalizing the stor's bud

(09:52):
light display. Number four at a brothel in Nevada with
former NBA star lamar Odom number three crushed by the
contents of his Wonderful Things giveaway storage unit number two,

(10:13):
any use of the phrase he needed killing, and the
worst habituary phrase in lieu of flowers. The family requests
gift cards from the cheesecake factory.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think about three or four of then was aimed
at me. Good morning, Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I know you guys, sound like you.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Why oh, here's that Colvin?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, good morning, big show.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning all beloved Freem's other and Radio land. This here's
a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua
Independent full Guspel Penny Cooastal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, Freems, this dog
on election has been over since November, but to hear

(11:40):
Facebook tell it, we're still right in the middle of it.
Do you think mister Obama had this country split right
down the middle? Or say hello to the orange roughy histel.
Mister Donald Trump, I tell you I had a boy
and his wife in my office marriage counseling session the
other day. Two has been hollering at one another for

(12:01):
months over politics. Can you believe that the husband's one
of them people that's in love with the new fella
in the White House and his wife thinks Old Trump
to Dumpty is headed for a great fall, as she
put it. Of course, there's a lot of that going
around lately. The unchurched big government liberals say, mister Trump, Oh,
he's the worst thing it's ever happened to this country.

(12:24):
He's like Hitler, which I think most people would agree
is plumb ridiculous. I mean, the Russians didn't help Hitler
get elected. Meanwhile, it seems like most of the church
people has joined up with that loud crowd to think
mister Trump's only one that can keep the heathens from
ruining America. Well, beloved, can't nobody keep that from happening.

(12:49):
This whole falling world is gonna circle down the commode
at some point, no matter who's up here. Oh preacher,
there go again. Why you gotta be so hopeless? Huh Monny,
I ain't hopeless. It's just that I put my hope
in something besides what colored jersey the man in the
White House has got on. The Bible says, except the

(13:12):
Lord keep the city. The watchman waketh but in vain.
In other words, the Lord in Heaven still got the
final say. Or, as my daddy used to say, the
organ grinder makes some music. The monkey is just one
that gets all the attention. If all we had to
do to say this whole country was put the right

(13:32):
man in as president, I'd quit being a preacher and
go to work for the League of Women Voters. Remember
that couple it was arguing about politics. Well, here's what
I've done before they come in for the session. The
other day, I went to the Sam's Club and bought
him a brand new high dollar gas grill. I says, y'all,

(13:53):
this is a present. It's just for the two of you.
But now if you want to take it home, the
tuans has got to put it together before you leave. Ever,
put a gas grilled together with somebody, it'll show enough
let you know what you think of one. I mean,
at first you argue about every dead gum bolting washer.

(14:13):
But if you're smart, you figure out you need some
cooperation to get the dang thing built, and the quicker
you realize you're working on the same project. The quicker
them cheeseburgers is gonna get on the table. And that's
kind of where we're at in America today. We're all
putting together the world's biggest gas drill. Everybody thinks their

(14:37):
piece is the one we need next, and as usual,
we end up with a loose screw at the top.
So when speaking of relationships. I like to invite the
unattached young people in the radio audience to come on
out Saturday night for our big sworda Joshua spring Coatillion
and Bible Conference abstinence focused Shindig featuring the biblic play,

(15:00):
accurate and plumb undanceable sound of the Peckerwood Brothers Quartet
with Sister WILLELM. Meaner. The only thing you're young and
to be shaken is their finger in the face of
the backslider after a nurishing energy snack of Graham Crackers
and pineapples. Using a special sermon on love from our

(15:21):
guest speaker, Doctor Ainold Hirschheiser from the Snakes and Sparkler's
Pennecossa Temple in Chlamydia, Alabama, he'll deliver the zach message
today's young people needs to hear. Sex can be the
most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world,

(15:43):
and you should always save it for somebody you really love.
The more information call the Sword of Joshua spring Cotillion
Hotline at one eight hundred. Yes, amen, computer people can
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(16:06):
door and a double dose of the God's honest truth
awaiting you at the Sword of Joshua, Independent full of gospel,
Pennycostial Assembly just off State Road twenty three on the
road this here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you
it's time to turn so you don't burn John boyn Billy.
Here's that you all keep them straight up far.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Good morning, it's a big show the radio.

Speaker 11 (16:35):
Helly, you climdsy premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy right here on the big Show. You know,
I hate to break it to you boys, but where
I come from, you're all Yankees.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Who will I hold it? Good morning, It's a big

(17:32):
shoulder radio. Tuesday morning, June twenty fourth, there's National take
Back the Lunch break Day. Talk about that early on.
Get out there and take back your lunch, get outside,
do something leave you this. We had our lunch menu
man Monday, the first of the month. We was celebrating
that getting out of school, about some fire northern of

(17:56):
friends and move down here to make y'all feel at
home on this take back the lunch break day.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
Yeah, how you doing? You reaching your public school system menu? Man,
you've got local PS one forty six. If it's a
wrong number, hang up right now, or I swear to
God will hunt you.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Monday.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Monday not a great day for us. We got stuff
going on. Your family's grilling. Do yourself a favorite, get
a zip blocked bag, pack it up, bringing in by
a skim milk. You'll question you about a buck. Tuesday
my favorite meatball Subday. Come on down, get a meatball
sub eat it, shut the hell up, and get back.

(18:38):
That's work. Wednesday Prince Spaghetti Day.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
Hold this kid in for me is going through the hallways,
but he's crazy. By the Prince Spaghetti Day. And by
the way, if you need more to eat that day,
go by Tuesday meatball Subday. Get some meatballs, clean them up,
put them in your spaghetti, and shut the hell up. Saday. Hey,
welcome to the nineties. We had the chicken and vegetables.

(19:04):
My grandfather is doing three sixties? Is grave right now?
Think it about when we're having a chicken a vestible
choice if you're like me. Come by gymnasium door, see
by the away bench out the back door. I'll sell
you some steak. We'll cook it up. We'll talk about
it later on Okay, Friday, Normally we'd have a great

(19:25):
lunch for you kids, but what I'm told is to
be a fire alarm Friday about eleven forty five. Don't
park in their campus.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
You don't want to.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Know why though. Just take carry yourself.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
And by the way, we've had a problem this week
with the pash flow situation. Trade is not acceptable for
food items. They're not bringing your ponds, your gi Joe's,
your Power Rangers, and Sognic the bush Hog. Okay, bring
dollar bills go to your families persons if you have to. Hey,

(20:00):
thanks for calling, Thanks for using up my time to
count for the week, VIC compete, and hey, do the
right thing.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
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(20:37):
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sure you get your name in the hat. Hang on,
you win that in minutes. We're right now from the
desk of Taytlor Tayman News. What to watch here? She
is Marcy Taylor Murrie, thank you very.

Speaker 12 (20:56):
Much for the baby.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
What was everybody doing this weekend?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Wealthy were out in the heat, They're probably in water somewhere,
and the rest were at the movies How to Train
Your Dragon Number one For a second straight weekend. They
did pretty well, thirty seven million.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Second place went to the horror Flick.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Twenty eight years later, it opened up in second place
with thirty million. Pixar's new release Ilio. Critics are saying
it open to a disastrous box office. It earned just
twenty one million over its debut weekend, making the worst
start in modern history for Pixar.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Goo, go ahead, tell us about it?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I miles look out another one with the big ears.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
But I can tell you the money they they you
would ask me, I know.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
What it was a disastrous movie.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Is a Pixar flick they've normally for three decades have.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Just which is, don't go see it, wait till you're in.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Your I guess no, hoblt Pixar, go see the flick.
But yeah, so that the reportedly cost one hundred and
fifty million to make and it only made thirty seven
this weekend, so you Leelo and Stitch came in third place.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
That's a little long.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
That's the alien that looks like a dog and I get.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
And mission impossible, the final reckoning hanging in there in
the fifth place. Oh Tommy, opening up this weekend or
a Friday rather two only two movies. F one it's
a PG thirteen. A Formula one driver comes out of
retirement to compete alongside a rookie driver and the Titans
of the Sport.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
It stars Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
That looks like that would be good. Uh huh, yeah, all.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Right, good, here we go.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Now we're picking up and also opening is a horror
flick Megan two point zero. Two years after Megan, she's.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
A I robot.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
H yeah, okay, a marvel of artificial intelligence.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
She went rogue and embarked on a.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Murderous rampage in her last appearance, and well she was destroyed,
but now her creator up with something else.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
So good, too realistic for me.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
In the streaming world, I was asking you off air,
did you stream anything.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I've been watching Tulsa King. It's sorry Sylvester Stallone, about
a mobster and they tell him to go to Tulsa
when he gets out of prison, like witness protection, just
putting his little mob deal to go in Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Feelers told us about mob Land and it's also on
Prime and that's another mobster thing.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
But in what English England?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
All right, well they talk with an.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Accent, yeah, because they don't do that in Oklahoma. Hey,
Accountant too, we watched that. That's on Prime video as well.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Very good, very good.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I you know, I had a couple questions, like how
did they learn their skills and stuff?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
I guess that was probably an accountant one.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
That was the first movie there. Dad, you know, he
made him go understood.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
That how they were neurotypically different. But I just didn't
understand how they picked up all their kicking skills. But
the bad guys they good guys. And then also tried
to watch The Bondsman try. It was on Prime. It's
Kevin Bacon. It's about Kevin Bacon who was a Bondsman

(24:27):
and then he got killed, but the devil brought him
back so he would hunt demons and send them back
to Hell.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
And he's also in a band.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I just don't.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I just couldn't. I just couldn't. The accents and just.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
The just it was just just kind of I don't know.
It could have been Clarkson's Farm for season four. Very
good sit down and binge that. Yes, it makes me nervous,
like curb your enthusiasm used.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
To make me nervous.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, but he's he's hilarious and they've signed on for
season five.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh yeah, good, all right, thank you very much, Leo. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out the next time
you smack your hand with a hammer or need to
lift something heavy, studies show that doing this can reduce
pain and give you a boost in strength. Just make

(25:20):
sure your mom around. What is cussing, yelling, obscenity in
it words? Remember yesterday we had that loser said, oh,
I'm sorry you had the wrong answer, and he replied, yeah,

(25:42):
he was upset.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I guess he feels better.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
All right, Well, here we go Today's John Boydjeopardy. This
slang term don't think about cussing was first used during
World War One to describe the grim way soldiers who
had lost all four limbs had to be carried off
the battlefield.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
What is a gurney?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That is a real finger?

Speaker 9 (26:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
It is No. One eight hundred. Big Show you told
free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next. Good morning,

(26:44):
there's a big show on the radio. We got our
future track from the Big Show bit box. A mayor
of Dismal Sea, Bage, Mini Bike Week, the ex Boys,
the Tiniest stare devil Oh in the state of South Carolina,
Bowl Weevil Knievels anybody he was.

Speaker 13 (27:04):
Right now, let's black Yes live across America. It's John Boy,
Jeffinity and now a man who says, right before he dies,
he's gonna swallow a big bunch of popcorn kernels. That
way the cremation will be much more interesting.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
He's a John Boy. As I heard a Carl out
of Bowling Green, Kentucky. Good morning, Carl.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
Good mor than John Boy, how are you a man?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Awesome as can be? And Carl, you got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh let's see
what you got. This slang term was first used during
World War One describe the grim way soldiers who had
lost all four limbs had to be carried off the battlefield.
What do you think, Carl?

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Yeah, I believe it was called bassie case. Comeboy, basket case.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Let's see that's what it is. I got a dark man. Yeah,
I had never heard that. I mean, I've heard, I've
heard basketcase. But damn Ma's back from the war. All right,
well a Carl, congratulations to you, buddy, big on Lord

(28:22):
Tiger's prize back head up to Bowling Green for you.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
That's crazy, John Boy, appreciate it. Son, Thank you, my boy, bother.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
One the hour and tope of your news. Ye man,
y'all w on Milly Facebook page.

Speaker 12 (28:41):
Don't know where look at.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Me and Billy and Mayor's day version Robert D.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Ravers.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I want you to see him. Good morning, This is

(29:21):
a big show on the radio. Yeah, we got that
top ten about Raver here staying by hold onto that
and talking about Mary Steam version, teller said Ted Danson's life. Well,
this was before that. Remember the movie Going South with
Jack Nicholson and her Mary Steam version. She was the
female lead. Belushi was in that movie. That's even doc. Yeah,
I mean yeah, way back way back. It was right

(29:42):
up to that, and she really liked me. You know,
she remembers she called me from the airport, right, I
mean he is This is not a typical John Boy
all right, you know it really has I'm sorry, baby,
are witnesses. Oh I'm taking budd but you can see
I always kind of smooching her on the side of
her he don no picture there, and Billy he's there.

(30:03):
And of course there's our man, Robert d ray start. Yeah,
give us a couple of feet if you notice that.
Checking out John Boy Billy Facebook page. Late great Robert
d Rayford man thinking about rafe all. I will let
me do this Top ten listdge.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Today's Top ten list, the top ten things you'll never
hear Robert d Rayford say, number ten, So what if
he's gay, that's nobody's business but his own.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Number nine.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Hey, y'all come out here and check out my new SUV.

Speaker 10 (30:37):
Number eight. Great hunting trip this weekend. Anybody need any
dear meat? Number seven, tell you what, just email it
to me. Number six. Wow, glad you enjoyed that. Sure,
I'll send you a copy.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Number five.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
No, no, that liquors for cooking. Number four you're I'll
be glad to pick up your kids for you. Number
three Morning, every buddy who's got a cigarette?

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Number two Jeff Gordon is the.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And the number one thing you'll never hear.

Speaker 10 (31:14):
Rayfern say, hmm, you know you may have a good
point there.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio Hourris,
you can tell what our agency. Who's on the desk?
Red Hot this morning?

Speaker 12 (31:57):
Hello, Red Hot Cling in Corporated, serving you since nineteen
seventy four with bar bands and dog acts and oh
so much more. Our counted roster is very extensive and
none of their prices are very expensive. We'll send them
out over we'll call them by Booper. You'll love the
price too. They don't come any cheapest.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Mister Besto. No, this is yeah. John won't beell here?
What's shake and seal?

Speaker 12 (32:23):
What's shaken? Who? You're a big bat? Well, don't it
doesn't suit you?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Get fined? He talked to Murray.

Speaker 12 (32:31):
I don't think that's such a good idea.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Me neither. But he's the only agent we have.

Speaker 12 (32:35):
No, no, no, Seriously, Murray is kind of out of sorts
right now.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
What do you mean, Well, it's kind of a weird story.

Speaker 12 (32:42):
The other night, Murray took some of the office staff
over to the laugh Barn. He took us to see
this the Mighty Mesmer, some comedy hypnotist guy. Was a
good show, not really, the guys like eighty seven years
old standard stuff. He brings people up out of the audience,
puts them in a trance, makes them do stupid stuff,
you know. Smurry up there he has in this frying

(33:02):
pan and gives him one of those post hypnotic suggestions.
Every time he heard a certain word, he would hit
himself in the head with the fine Wow, that's what
he says. And then in the middle of his act,
this Mighty Mesmer guy grasps his chest and hits the
floor like a ton of bricks. He drops dead of
a heart attack right there on stage.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Man, that must have been weird.

Speaker 12 (33:25):
Yeah, but here's the real problem. He killed over before
he had a chance to cancel Murray's post hypnotics.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
So he's still walking around hitting himself in the head
with a frying pad.

Speaker 12 (33:35):
Yep, every time he hears the secret code words, it's.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
A word, babe. Oh, no, wonder he's out of swords.
Oh well, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Well?

Speaker 12 (33:44):
I found this book at amazon dot com called Post
Hypnotic Suggestion for Dummy Stack Corner though, but he should
be here by the middle of next week. I figure
we can straight him out then.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Man, this could be serious.

Speaker 12 (33:56):
Yeah, but on the bright side, it's cut him too
loopy to bother anybody else in the office.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Don't know what's going on, not a clue.

Speaker 12 (34:03):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, can we talk to him?

Speaker 12 (34:05):
Sure, but just be careful what you say. Okay, no,
prob Hey Mary, Jimbo and Gby on two hold on
you baby?

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Okay, babe, Hello Jimbo love you mean it?

Speaker 12 (34:18):
Yeah, bab ow.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Murry Okay, Yeah, I'm fine, babe. Oh, I've had the
worst splitting headache since last Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, maybe you should take a few days off.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Well, I wish I could, but I'm interviewing a potential
new client today. Oh yeah, that Kathleen Norman. She's this
fitness expert, got her own workout show on cable access.
You've seen it, oh, Jimbo. She is the total package, peppy,
knowledgeable and what a babe.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Ow And you think you got a shout of signing
her up? Huh.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Yeah, she knows fitness, but that's about it. You know,
I'm not one to take advantage of somebody's inexperience or anything,
but when it comes to business, since this girl is
like a babe in the woods, ow.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Maybe you should take some time off. Let one of
the other guys in all was handler just go home
and relax.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
You know, actually that does sound kind of good. Maybe
I'll stop by the video hut and run a couple
of movies.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Now you're talking, just lay back, take it easy.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Hey, Hey, you know what movie I've heard a lot
about but I've never seen. Remember that one with the
talking pig.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
You mean, babe ow one, Barry, do me a favorite?
Please don't rent that one.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah, I'm not sure them up for the whole talking
animals thing. Anyway. Anyways, let's say the lunch thing sometime
next week. Have you all machine called my machine, and remember,
just put your little hand in mind, there ain't no
yellow mountain. We can't climb. Guys, Babe, ow I got you, babe,
ow I got you, babe, and give my love? Did

(35:56):
him too? And Jimbo, Yeah call me babe, ow.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
That money y'all. Big Show is on your radio.

Speaker 14 (36:05):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh

(36:29):
whah uh uh oh.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
See what I mean. Good morning. It's a big show

(37:09):
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he how about that here you he don't never be
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(37:33):
us A prowd.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Thank you for the Russia.

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dot com. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Man
was talking about him, him, jerk wads burning the American
flag out there and all that. Just how how the
man was talking about how the police just can't control themselves.

(37:58):
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(38:45):
hang on play for minutes. But first talking about Rafe. Oh,
we gotta bring Raefe and the General, one of our favorite.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Couples, General Tom Sadler and Robert D.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Raefer.

Speaker 15 (38:57):
They've had their ups and downs over the years, but
now back together on a brand new album of their
favorite duets.

Speaker 16 (39:06):
You don't bring me flowers, you don't sing me.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Honor talk to me anymore.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Going through the door.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
At the end of the day, you'll get.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Free and it sur.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
Creen and Westead, there's wine, beer faint, and there's.

Speaker 16 (39:43):
There's you said, ah your pitches or her I forget
Rafe and the gym Old Gold twenty two all time
hits as only these guys can do it.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
They say, all off won't pay the rest. The port's earned.
Our money is all and spent.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Where you get that stuff.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
I don't know if all that's true, but you got
me and maybe I got you babe.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I've got you, bribe, I got you.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
Bab from R and B Classics.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
He's leaving, leaving on that.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Big fat train Georgia.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Living on that big fat train to Georgia.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Said he's going back to Fine, gord God to Fine.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
They flap times.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Oh yes, then he wren't win it. I know you will.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
I'm on that big fat train Georgia, living on the
big fat train the Georgia.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Ooh to Southern gospel standards.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I'm the same tenor me and little brother and going
in there.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Who is this girl?

Speaker 6 (41:13):
And everything in between?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Our family all get home, my sisters with music.

Speaker 12 (41:23):
We are family.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Gave my bevery boy say two CDs eighteen ninety five,
two cassettes fifteen ninety five to eight tracks, six fifty.
Then they were dance him and saying and moving through
the groovehood And just when in Hitman, somebody turned around
and started play that fucking music, white boy, Play that

(41:50):
fucking music, broad Pay that fucking music, white boy. Lay
then the okay, and pay that funking music.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
To you die, crank this rape in the general, pay
that fucking news.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
They're kicking it.

Speaker 15 (42:13):
Old school on old Gold, available now at your favorite store.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
And stories you don't like to.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
Wells, we got to work up an act. You don't
do that on the stage.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Person, We don't actually want.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
To see it.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Just just one more time. That's the way I love it,
This old go one tomorrow in this time old gold,

(42:56):
to be sure to remind me. All right, let's play
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