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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical? Loping out them?
(01:01):
It is Tuesday, April ninth, twenty and twenty four. All right,
Big Joe's on the radio. Look at the Big Show gang,
all right, tailed and bushy eyed? Yeah, alright? Then, oh god, oh,
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you want to name yourself? Is National Name Yourself Day?
You're allowed to give yourself a new name for one day. Okay, wow,
how about that? Thanks for allowing us to do that.
National Winston Churchill Day on this day. The only thing
we have to fel is fel itself. That's what I got,
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fear itself. O Barney line there the Rimshaw Haunted House,
the dinosaur. No, no, Rimshaw Haunted house. Barney had fear itself.
Emma Gomer went in there to get Opie's baseball. It
was old all the televisions. Don't worry, He'll.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's what I love.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
National Chinese Almond Cookie Day. Well, that's specific all right
doing with an almond. Their delicious almond flavor and slightly
crunchy texture are sure to make you smile. Says here.
There's National Unicorn Day. Corns.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You know, there is a small percentage of people in
this country who believe unicorns are regal and died with
the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So probably didn't happen, is what you're saying. I know
something that maybe looked like a horse with a horn.
They had all kinds of weird stuff for Yeah, they
win STINGTONUS.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah you don't know you went there?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh yeah, and I can't vouch for a Chinese almond
cookie either.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I don't say.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh yeah, okay, I know Winston Churchill was moving around
across the big pond.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
They had a lot to do with it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And name yourself, all right, okay, can I name you?
I got cental for you, but I will trade them later.
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and twenty dollars worth. It is April the ninth. It
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was nineteen forty five. The Nation Football League made it
mandatory for players to wear socks during football games. All right,
pitching them? Okay, don't want to get them blisters. Move
(04:18):
up to nineteen fifty three. During the heyday of the
McCarthy communism investigations, the owners of the Cincinnati Reds baseball
team requested the team be referred to as the Cincinnati
red Legs instead of the Reds. The owners were concerned
some people might believe the team was owned by Commi Reds.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They were very sensitive about And finally on this date
in nineteen fifty nine, NASA selected the first seven astronauts
from the ranks of military test pilots. Selected were Scott Carpenter,
Gordon Cooper, John Glynn, Gus grissolm Wally Cherral, Alan Shepard,
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and Donald Old Slaton. About that, Donald Slayton is the
one that does not ring a bell. That's the only
one I've heard all the rest of them. I wonder
if this is one that got because there were some fatalities.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, I have to look it up.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, check that out there. I Meanwhile, y'all just think
about three jobs at Nason. We'll have that category covered one.
Eight hundred big shows you told freelin across America. Come on,
we'll play out birds next. Good morning, it's a big
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This should really be a lot of.
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You love a big shots. Let's say I had of
Ernest from Carmen, Kentucky.
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We have shots.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Good morning, Earnest, Good morning to show. Hey buddy, welcome.
All right, let's get you through these three categories. Get
that bull snot for you? You ready to go? I'll
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H Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good. I was wondering.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
That's right there with you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Good thinking those all right, Ernest. Three major league baseball
teams ready go, hey, sort tigers in Cleveland, India, ma'am.
And for the win. Three jobs at NASA, ready go.
That's flight director and engineers. All right, Well, you did
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a good There's I need you one hundred and twenty
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for you. Congratulations, that's great. I'm the first time feller here.
We'll go on. No, buddy, you're the man. Why we're
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gonna jump out cut you up on your news. First
thing this morning. Grumpy old man. See what got him grumpy?
Don't be fun Good morning. It's a big show on
(09:04):
the radio about twenty minutes called Hilder's gonna tell us
the story right now. Frank ain't grumpy.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Wabbley jabmily did he do. I'm old and I.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Hate exercise, and my day we didn't have any high
tech pec deck thick neck, norutalized, sanitized, frantiized, rubbed down,
punked up athletic clubs. We were too weak and shickly
to do any sort of workout, so we did the
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only physical activity we could handle. It was called smoking.
Your parents made you wait till you were old enough.
When you were finally three or four, they gave you
your first plug of chewing Tobacco would kill a gopher
(10:01):
at thirty feet. Your teeth would turn brown and fall out,
but you didn't care because you knew you didn't need
them to smoke anyway. Then, when you were tend you
moved on to cigarettes. You always smoked the unfiltered ones
because the doctor told you you weren't getting enough tar.
You dreamed about the day you could afford a pike.
(10:22):
You could hold it between your blistered, diseased gums long
and for the day you'd become a man and score
the holy grail. A big black stogie put me in coach,
I could smoke a packet a time. Here's my lungs,
let's use them for a boat anchor. And we liked it.
We loved it, and we didn't have no muscle bound
(10:47):
Charlie Atlas wanna be show offs to idolize neither. We
all had squishy, fleshy bodies, like a big sack of
base pudding, covered in hair and blackheads. Nobody even knew
what a muscle looked like. The only fella that came
close to being an awesome physical specimen was Old Sven
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corn Puffers, the swoll up swede we called him. He
had some sort of bizarre foreign disease that made certain
parts of his body blow up like a balloon. He
worked a chiseled figure by toting his grotesquely misshapen frame around.
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Sometimes his forearms and his legs had swell up, and
he looked for all the world like pop By the Sailor.
The next week, is head might puff up and he
looked like a fifty pound blonde meatball.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
On a stick.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
It was plenty disgusting, but sometimes it was funny too,
like the times when his nugget pouch took the bloat
and you'd laugh your head off when he comes bouncing
down the street like he was riding a rabbit peach ball.
(12:09):
You and your idiot friends are chasing him down the
street with pins, trying to pop him, so he spun
it through the air like a deflating balloon.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
Popperty whippity whopperty wang.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Look at me. I'm a big water tan tampyoga oogling
the local freaking popping black heads. Wake me up when
the dark ages are rover and we liked it, We
loved it. Hamspiddle shamps, middle twinkled tingle Stikley, do I
hate exercise?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. About
twenty minutes. We'll open up the drawers the Tatter's Desk
of Tatter Entertainment News. Okay for what to watch? Okay,
and right now let's do this. And now it's story
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time with your host Carl.
Speaker 10 (13:29):
Children's took a little trip with Miss Tatter and that
big feller that make sport of me to something called
sprang flying. I can tell you about it if you
want me to. Yeah, well, sir, here this big party.
Every year they started to whole she bang with a parade.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
They had old timy.
Speaker 10 (13:53):
Cars, subtractors, and then firefellers were in there too, Taylor
and that big fire there right in the front aer
there was something called the Grand Marshals.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
That's where things kindly got ugly.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
They must have stolen marshal badgies because the law was
right on their tails the whole.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Way, sirens just to screeching.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
There's just one car it had there, rode on the
side of it, fancy paint job. And then that car
was the biggest squirrel I ever did see. Fact is,
you could be putting your six foot tall and be
no bigger than this squirrel. He's tollering me, fancy blue shirt,
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nice nicktie. I guess that's what dare meant. They dared
you to mess with him. He made me of my
nervous truth being known. I was so nervous I hid
them peanuts cashewes. I brung it along with me for snacking.
I'm mosied around there, and I watched them youngins on
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the rides eating cotton candy and throw it up. Well, sir,
After this big hullabaloo, fella took us to a place
Cole Lucky's. Mister Lucky had a real nice place. There
had a nice little stage. Too bad that stage is
on the poorly built end of the place. They had
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to have two big old poles on each end of
that stage. Old roof up makes it kind of hard
for a band.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
To sit up on it. The fellas they kept buying
Miss Tainterer.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
Drinks, telling her to dance on one of them poles.
I thought they was talking about that big fella.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I didn't understand that part of it.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Yes, sir, you're a real good time right up until
in there we're wrapping things up. You're coming at friendly
bear again, acting all happy. Then he grabbed a hold
of one of them fire stationed fellas, mister Johnny mitter
Johnny walking with a cane on account of his brother
Armistead tried killing him with one of them fire trucks,
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so he really had a disadvantage. Mister Johnny and me,
we made friends, so I jumped in there to help.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Got to hold that bear's head, tried to knock his
head off.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
But he's on there good and tight. I heard someone screaming,
and it is coming from inside that bear.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
I pulled and bowled.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
I finally twisted his head plumb off. Sure enough, there's
a fella in there to hate swaller a hole. So
I skinned that bear out with my pocket knife. Some
feller's cozy a jackknife. I come to that pocket life,
and that fella come out of there in one piece.
He's no wonder that bolt bear didn't have no hoind
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in at carcas, just laying their flat.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
As a pancake. The kids come running up yelling, what'd
you kill? Smoking fur?
Speaker 10 (17:06):
What's you kill smoking firm? Well, sir, I didn't reckon
that bear might have been named Young.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
It's pits.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
That fella I saved didn't even say thank you. He
just looked at that knife and Rundolph summers Moreland story
is never kill a baron a hat and dung grease
just there that giant man squirrel to have a go
at him.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
At the end.
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I didn't mean to make fun of your legs are.
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for that in minutes. Where right now from the desk
of Taylor Tainment News, what to watch? Here's our girl,
mar said, Taters.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Am I right, that's right.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
Took these out of my drawers and the box office
reports is in the number one movie from the weekend.
Godzilla Kong the New Empire second weekend in first place.
Monkey Man, the new thriller starring Dev Patel opened up
in second place.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, say like King Kong's sidekick.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
No, he's a guy who beats up people and wear's
a monkey mask.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Awesome.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
There's more to the story. But that's just my that's
my cliff note version. It's a vengeful memory. There's a
lot of vengeance in this movie.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Look, you're still not gonna see it.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Coming in third place, which had dropped to third from second,
is Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh boy, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
It really good.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It has got the little teeny snowman's It just.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Has everything all rolled up in the one one.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
That you liked from the first one, right more of it.
Fourth place went to the First Omen it debuted there
it opened last weekend, came in fourth, and Kung Fu
Panda rounding.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Out the top five.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
On the weekend. All Right Date Night Friday Night new
movies to go see. Civil War will be in theaters.
This is starring Kirsten Dunst, Nick Offerman, and Jesse Plemmons.
It is a action movie and you would think, oh,
it's a historical movie. Nope, it's a dystopian near future movie. Uh,
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where you know, everything's just gone to hell.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
So is that what dystopian means?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, that's just like that.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
The society, it's just all yeah, it's usually the way
to pack in the future where everything's back. You're like
your survival, You're like, So that's what this is about.
It follows a team of journalists who travel across the
United States during the Second American Civil War between the
American government and the separatest Western.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Forces, and Biden brings us all together.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
No, that don't see that as part of this.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
And they have to fight for their lives. Nope, nothing
about Biden.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (23:20):
All right, if you're not into the Second Civil War,
how about The Long Game. This is a historical drama
based on the novel Mustang Miracle. The Long Game tells
the true story of the San Felipe Mustangs, a group
of Mexican American youths in Del Rio, Texas in the fifties.
They set out to play golf at a white country
club in town, where they have to overcome prejudice and
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the obstacles that come along with that.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And that's where.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Marin oscar Neons.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Nope, nothing about them.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
And if you don't want to do that, you can
see the remake of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
that comes out that one. Christina Applegate started that one.
Now Simone Joy Jones is starting in the news.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So were they? Was she the babysitter Albunder's daughter, No,
she was.
Speaker 12 (24:12):
The oldest sister. See the kids all get left with
a babysitter and mom has to go, and then the
babysitter dies and they.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
They drive out into the desert and bury or you know.
Oh wait, no, that's a different movie.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well it sounds fun.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Well I think it's a good team.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
It'll be a fun teen movie.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh good, all right, well good, well there's that fun
team something.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
Not for you, not so much, not so much you
monkey Man? Monkey Man was your more year speed?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
All right, thank you, bab Well, let's say if we
can get us a winner, let's play John Boy Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. All right, So we found out the
manufacturer of this popular toy item had been cracking them
out since nineteen sixty six. They made so many that
if you were divide up the world's supply among the
world's humans, every man, woman, and child on Earth would
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get nearly one hundred of them each. Yes, legos, legos, Yes,
that's why there's so many. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. The boot,
the ball, the bow tie, and the bell are the
official names for the four distinctive shapes of this popular
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food product.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
What are mountain oysters?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You probably don't even know what the mountain noise is? Yeah,
have you ever had any? All? Right, well so you might. Well,
what's y'all got?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
One?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America,
we play John Boyd Jeopardy next, Good Morning. That's a
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big show on the radio for you Tuesday morning every night.
Today's featuring track from the Big Show, Big Box, brought
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dot Com?
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Here right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
Joangoi Japanese and now a man who recently thought the
Elon Musk was just the s the new cars had
from Teslas John Boy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
And yes, let's go down to toy, Alabama and say,
hey the Jeff on the line. Good morning Jeff, yesterday morning,
Hey buddy, welcome. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy today, Jeff. So the boot here we go.
The boot, the ball, the boat tie, and the bell
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or the official names for the four distinctive shapes of
this popular food product. What do you think, Jeff, cookies?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Cookies. Well, let's see, is it cookies?
Speaker 9 (27:44):
No cookies?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I guess he's thinking animal crackers may be here, something
in that kind.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, he said he didn't know the dog on it. Jeff.
You keep getting in here, buddy, and maybe you're gonna
hit it one time. You try again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 14 (28:02):
Hey, I appreciate the chance, my friend.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Take care of Have a good day, all right, Jeff,
Thank you man. Let's go out, well way out to Greeley, Colorado.
We got Thomas on the line. Good morning, Thomas, Good morning,
Hey buddy. All right, you got the shot at it.
Jeff down in Alabama didn't have a clue. What do
you think? The boot, the ball, the bow tie, the
bell shapes of this fucking popular food product.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
What I think Jeff.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Was taking a more long line of Christmas cookies. But
I think it's what my grandkids and every kid in
America loves McDonald's chicken nugget.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
So specifically McDonald's chicken nuggets.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
You shot it.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
Buddy, No mothers out.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
There.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You Yeah, maybe you can tell us what is really
in the McRib Yeah, that's still a mystery.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
That would be probably just left over parts.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, Thomas, you got that Southern East Pets pack, will
get it to you out in beautiful Greenley, Colorado. Buddy,
appreciate you listening to us.
Speaker 14 (29:22):
Thank you, and I want to give a big shout
out to a big show. Y'all make my day every day,
except for when Randy does not get both parts put on.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, they're there.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
You might have to go and force them to download.
That's that's a problem that we have with some of
the aggregators, the servers.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That aggregator.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
You can be.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Assured, rest assured if the part one is there. I
loaded part two movie.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
But all of here is now.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
Every day every day.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Will you just picture Thomas sitting out there and greatly Colorado,
waiting for part two the Late Writers Podcast. All right,
good deal, Thomas, you hang on, buddy.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Why we're gonna jump out, cut you up on your news,
honor of the eclipse yesterday. That's her Nerd was locked out.
We'll make up for it. Good morning, and it's a
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big shaw on the radio. Hope y'all got a chance
to enjoy the eclipse wherever you were, some better than others,
look like all right, well we missed astro Nerd and
shot at and we just miss I wouldn't say we
missed it, John, Oh, make up for it. But heart
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of the Junior Nation band with the ballad of astro Nerds.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Well, I wake up in the morning, stumbled out of bed, fire,
up the coffee pot, try to clear my head. Tune
in the picture to get the latest word, just in
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time to hear. I'm picking on a boy named astro Nerds.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Old nerds plump eat up about a strong to me.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
But the stuff he talks about don't make the lick
of sense to me.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
He's got a big brook countor.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
On the top of his head, and when he starts
talking space you'll wish that you were dead.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Don't talk too long on.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Astro Nerd.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Astro Nerd, you've got the weirdest ruff.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
I think I ever heard.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
People say he's used.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Then people have.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
A point because astro Nerd is the weirdest sucker to
ever hit the joint. Old Hermi sadd Nerd don't.
Speaker 14 (33:11):
Like him a bit.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
When Nerds starts talking, Hermy tries to make quit. It's
a big destruction. When it's time for the race, News
makes Hermi hit up Ray for for a morning shot
a boot. Leave me alone, Astro Nerd, Astro Nerd, you
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talk the weirdest crap. I think o africaurs people say
he's a nut job, and they might just have a
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and I recognize just the thing that all Hermie wantsted here.
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They'll never be.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Another Nerd to take his place when that flying sauce
takes him back to outer space. Leave me alone, Astro Nerd,
Astro Nerd, you talk the weirdest crap. I think I've
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ever heard people say he must have got dropped on
his head and burst because Astro nerd is the weirdest
sucker ever walked.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Ear Hey, did I miss something.
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to see him back in the Big show studio. He's
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Speaker 8 (36:03):
No?
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Well, hell, you know women whoa you ain't nothing but
a hound dog.
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Oh well, it didn't last long. She's one of them
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It was not I didn't know.
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I'm leaving the grocery store there and she's standing out
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She says, why don't you come with me?
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she says, come on, honey, I at least give it
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We going back to her place there, and well, golly,
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Speaker 2 (36:57):
An hour.
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Well, I just had dinner.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
I was still a my LOGI well, since she finally
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I wouldn't be able to pay.
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I said, oh, you got a freebie. Oh hell no.
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I felt bad, so I give her a bag of
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it more than me.
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Oh.
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Hell, it weren't meant to last. She's too young in
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See.
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I never had any luck with the younger women there
when I.
Speaker 15 (37:34):
When I was seventy, I married a woman who was
twenty five, and a year after we got hit, she
had a baby boy.
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We named him Buck after Buck Owens. A nurse asked me,
is it yours?
Speaker 15 (37:46):
And I said, well, hell, yes, he mine, and she
said congratulations. I said yes, the old engine still runs.
About two years later, I was right back in the
delivery room, and this time as a little girl named
her dog after Dolly Parton that same old nurses.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
There is he yours? She asked.
Speaker 15 (38:05):
I said yes, ma'am. She said congratulations. I said yes,
the old engine still runs, well if I got it.
Two year later we are right back here again. Nurse
come out and she says he is some boy, and
I'm so proud. She says, is he yours? I said yes,
engine is still a running, and she says, well, you
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might need to change oil.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
This one's blind.
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Oh what is your name?
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Him Kareem after his daddy.
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Well, I'm gonna grab a color fake coffee and get
the mosey in on.
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Out of here stopped by any time we'll do.
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You keep your saddle old and your gun grease, and
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They had a lot to do with it.
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Don't be fun Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio about twenty minutes called Hilder's gonna tell us
the story right now. Frank ain't grumpy.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Wabbley jabmily did he do. I'm old and I.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Hate exercise, and my day we didn't have any high
tech pec deck thick neck, norutalized, sanitized, frantiized, rubbed down,
punked up athletic clubs. We were too weak and shickly
to do any sort of workout, so we did the
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only physical activity we could handle. It was called smoking.
Your parents made you wait till you were old enough.
When you were finally three or four, they gave you
your first plug of chewing Tobacco would kill a gopher
(10:01):
at thirty feet. Your teeth would turn brown and fall out,
but you didn't care because you knew you didn't need
them to smoke anyway. Then, when you were tend you
moved on to cigarettes. You always smoked the unfiltered ones
because the doctor told you you weren't getting enough tar.
You dreamed about the day you could afford a pike.
(10:22):
You could hold it between your blistered, diseased gums long
and for the day you'd become a man and score
the holy grail. A big black stogie put me in coach,
I could smoke a packet a time. Here's my lungs,
let's use them for a boat anchor. And we liked it.
We loved it, and we didn't have no muscle bound
(10:47):
Charlie Atlas wanna be show offs to idolize neither. We
all had squishy, fleshy bodies, like a big sack of
base pudding, covered in hair and blackheads. Nobody even knew
what a muscle looked like. The only fella that came
close to being an awesome physical specimen was Old Sven
(11:08):
corn Puffers, the swoll up swede we called him. He
had some sort of bizarre foreign disease that made certain
parts of his body blow up like a balloon. He
worked a chiseled figure by toting his grotesquely misshapen frame around.
(11:33):
Sometimes his forearms and his legs had swell up, and
he looked for all the world like pop By the Sailor.
The next week, is head might puff up and he
looked like a fifty pound blonde meatball.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
On a stick.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
It was plenty disgusting, but sometimes it was funny too,
like the times when his nugget pouch took the bloat
and you'd laugh your head off when he comes bouncing
down the street like he was riding a rabbit peach ball.
(12:09):
You and your idiot friends are chasing him down the
street with pins, trying to pop him, so he spun
it through the air like a deflating balloon.
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Popperty whippity whopperty wang.
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Look at me. I'm a big water tan tampyoga oogling
the local freaking popping black heads. Wake me up when
the dark ages are rover and we liked it, We
loved it. Hamspiddle shamps, middle twinkled tingle Stikley, do I
hate exercise?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. About
twenty minutes. We'll open up the drawers the Tatter's Desk
of Tatter Entertainment News. Okay for what to watch? Okay,
and right now let's do this. And now it's story
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time with your host Carl.
Speaker 10 (13:29):
Children's took a little trip with Miss Tatter and that
big feller that make sport of me to something called
sprang flying. I can tell you about it if you
want me to. Yeah, well, sir, here this big party.
Every year they started to whole she bang with a parade.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
They had old timy.
Speaker 10 (13:53):
Cars, subtractors, and then firefellers were in there too, Taylor
and that big fire there right in the front aer
there was something called the Grand Marshals.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
That's where things kindly got ugly.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
They must have stolen marshal badgies because the law was
right on their tails the whole.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Way, sirens just to screeching.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
There's just one car it had there, rode on the
side of it, fancy paint job. And then that car
was the biggest squirrel I ever did see. Fact is,
you could be putting your six foot tall and be
no bigger than this squirrel. He's tollering me, fancy blue shirt,
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nice nicktie. I guess that's what dare meant. They dared
you to mess with him. He made me of my
nervous truth being known. I was so nervous I hid
them peanuts cashewes. I brung it along with me for snacking.
I'm mosied around there, and I watched them youngins on
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the rides eating cotton candy and throw it up. Well, sir,
After this big hullabaloo, fella took us to a place
Cole Lucky's. Mister Lucky had a real nice place. There
had a nice little stage. Too bad that stage is
on the poorly built end of the place. They had
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to have two big old poles on each end of
that stage. Old roof up makes it kind of hard
for a band.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
To sit up on it. The fellas they kept buying
Miss Tainterer.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
Drinks, telling her to dance on one of them poles.
I thought they was talking about that big fella.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I didn't understand that part of it.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Yes, sir, you're a real good time right up until
in there we're wrapping things up. You're coming at friendly
bear again, acting all happy. Then he grabbed a hold
of one of them fire stationed fellas, mister Johnny mitter
Johnny walking with a cane on account of his brother
Armistead tried killing him with one of them fire trucks,
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so he really had a disadvantage. Mister Johnny and me,
we made friends, so I jumped in there to help.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Got to hold that bear's head, tried to knock his
head off.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
But he's on there good and tight. I heard someone screaming,
and it is coming from inside that bear.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
I pulled and bowled.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
I finally twisted his head plumb off. Sure enough, there's
a fella in there to hate swaller a hole. So
I skinned that bear out with my pocket knife. Some
feller's cozy a jackknife. I come to that pocket life,
and that fella come out of there in one piece.
He's no wonder that bolt bear didn't have no hoind
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in at carcas, just laying their flat.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
As a pancake. The kids come running up yelling, what'd
you kill? Smoking fur?
Speaker 10 (17:06):
What's you kill smoking firm? Well, sir, I didn't reckon
that bear might have been named Young.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
It's pits.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
That fella I saved didn't even say thank you. He
just looked at that knife and Rundolph summers Moreland story
is never kill a baron a hat and dung grease
just there that giant man squirrel to have a go
at him.
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At the end.
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Who will I thought it was Baddy.
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When I described that to Marcus, the guy that runs
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of Taylor Tainment News, what to watch? Here's our girl,
mar said, Taters.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Am I right, that's right.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
Took these out of my drawers and the box office
reports is in the number one movie from the weekend.
Godzilla Kong the New Empire second weekend in first place.
Monkey Man, the new thriller starring Dev Patel opened up
in second place.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, say like King Kong's sidekick.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
No, he's a guy who beats up people and wear's
a monkey mask.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Awesome.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
There's more to the story. But that's just my that's
my cliff note version. It's a vengeful memory. There's a
lot of vengeance in this movie.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Look, you're still not gonna see it.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Coming in third place, which had dropped to third from second,
is Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh boy, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
It really good.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It has got the little teeny snowman's It just.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Has everything all rolled up in the one one.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
That you liked from the first one, right more of it.
Fourth place went to the First Omen it debuted there
it opened last weekend, came in fourth, and Kung Fu
Panda rounding.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Out the top five.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
On the weekend. All Right Date Night Friday Night new
movies to go see. Civil War will be in theaters.
This is starring Kirsten Dunst, Nick Offerman, and Jesse Plemmons.
It is a action movie and you would think, oh,
it's a historical movie. Nope, it's a dystopian near future movie. Uh,
(22:41):
where you know, everything's just gone to hell.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
So is that what dystopian means?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, that's just like that.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
The society, it's just all yeah, it's usually the way
to pack in the future where everything's back. You're like
your survival, You're like, So that's what this is about.
It follows a team of journalists who travel across the
United States during the Second American Civil War between the
American government and the separatest Western.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Forces, and Biden brings us all together.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
No, that don't see that as part of this.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
And they have to fight for their lives. Nope, nothing
about Biden.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (23:20):
All right, if you're not into the Second Civil War,
how about The Long Game. This is a historical drama
based on the novel Mustang Miracle. The Long Game tells
the true story of the San Felipe Mustangs, a group
of Mexican American youths in Del Rio, Texas in the fifties.
They set out to play golf at a white country
club in town, where they have to overcome prejudice and
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the obstacles that come along with that.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And that's where.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Marin oscar Neons.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Nope, nothing about them.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
And if you don't want to do that, you can
see the remake of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
that comes out that one. Christina Applegate started that one.
Now Simone Joy Jones is starting in the news.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So were they? Was she the babysitter Albunder's daughter, No,
she was.
Speaker 12 (24:12):
The oldest sister. See the kids all get left with
a babysitter and mom has to go, and then the
babysitter dies and they.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
They drive out into the desert and bury or you know.
Oh wait, no, that's a different movie.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well it sounds fun.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Well I think it's a good team.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
It'll be a fun teen movie.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh good, all right, well good, well there's that fun
team something.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
Not for you, not so much, not so much you
monkey Man? Monkey Man was your more year speed?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
All right, thank you, bab Well, let's say if we
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review yesterday's question. All right, So we found out the
manufacturer of this popular toy item had been cracking them
out since nineteen sixty six. They made so many that
if you were divide up the world's supply among the
world's humans, every man, woman, and child on Earth would
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get nearly one hundred of them each. Yes, legos, legos, Yes,
that's why there's so many. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. The boot,
the ball, the bow tie, and the bell are the
official names for the four distinctive shapes of this popular
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food product.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
What are mountain oysters?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You probably don't even know what the mountain noise is? Yeah,
have you ever had any? All? Right, well so you might. Well,
what's y'all got?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
One?
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Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America,
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And yes, let's go down to toy, Alabama and say,
hey the Jeff on the line. Good morning Jeff, yesterday morning,
Hey buddy, welcome. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy today, Jeff. So the boot here we go.
The boot, the ball, the boat tie, and the bell
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or the official names for the four distinctive shapes of
this popular food product. What do you think, Jeff, cookies?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Cookies. Well, let's see, is it cookies?
Speaker 9 (27:44):
No cookies?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I guess he's thinking animal crackers may be here, something
in that kind.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, he said he didn't know the dog on it. Jeff.
You keep getting in here, buddy, and maybe you're gonna
hit it one time. You try again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 14 (28:02):
Hey, I appreciate the chance, my friend.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Take care of Have a good day, all right, Jeff,
Thank you man. Let's go out, well way out to Greeley, Colorado.
We got Thomas on the line. Good morning, Thomas, Good morning,
Hey buddy. All right, you got the shot at it.
Jeff down in Alabama didn't have a clue. What do
you think? The boot, the ball, the bow tie, the
bell shapes of this fucking popular food product.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
What I think Jeff.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Was taking a more long line of Christmas cookies. But
I think it's what my grandkids and every kid in
America loves McDonald's chicken nugget.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
So specifically McDonald's chicken nuggets.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
You shot it.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
Buddy, No mothers out.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
There.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You Yeah, maybe you can tell us what is really
in the McRib Yeah, that's still a mystery.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
That would be probably just left over parts.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, Thomas, you got that Southern East Pets pack, will
get it to you out in beautiful Greenley, Colorado. Buddy,
appreciate you listening to us.
Speaker 14 (29:22):
Thank you, and I want to give a big shout
out to a big show. Y'all make my day every day,
except for when Randy does not get both parts put on.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, they're there.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
You might have to go and force them to download.
That's that's a problem that we have with some of
the aggregators, the servers.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That aggregator.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
You can be.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Assured, rest assured if the part one is there. I
loaded part two movie.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
But all of here is now.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
Every day every day.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Will you just picture Thomas sitting out there and greatly Colorado,
waiting for part two the Late Writers Podcast. All right,
good deal, Thomas, you hang on, buddy.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Why we're gonna jump out, cut you up on your news,
honor of the eclipse yesterday. That's her Nerd was locked out.
We'll make up for it. Good morning, and it's a
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big shaw on the radio. Hope y'all got a chance
to enjoy the eclipse wherever you were, some better than others,
look like all right, well we missed astro Nerd and
shot at and we just miss I wouldn't say we
missed it, John, Oh, make up for it. But heart
(31:23):
of the Junior Nation band with the ballad of astro Nerds.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Well, I wake up in the morning, stumbled out of bed, fire,
up the coffee pot, try to clear my head. Tune
in the picture to get the latest word, just in
(31:59):
time to hear. I'm picking on a boy named astro Nerds.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Old nerds plump eat up about a strong to me.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
But the stuff he talks about don't make the lick
of sense to me.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
He's got a big brook countor.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
On the top of his head, and when he starts
talking space you'll wish that you were dead.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Don't talk too long on.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Astro Nerd.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Astro Nerd, you've got the weirdest ruff.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
I think I ever heard.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
People say he's used.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Then people have.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
A point because astro Nerd is the weirdest sucker to
ever hit the joint. Old Hermi sadd Nerd don't.
Speaker 14 (33:11):
Like him a bit.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
When Nerds starts talking, Hermy tries to make quit. It's
a big destruction. When it's time for the race, News
makes Hermi hit up Ray for for a morning shot
a boot. Leave me alone, Astro Nerd, Astro Nerd, you
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talk the weirdest crap. I think o africaurs people say
he's a nut job, and they might just have a
point because astro Nerd is the weirdest suckered ever hid
the joint. One deal, astro Nerd will up and despar
(34:10):
and I recognize just the thing that all Hermie wantsted here.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
They'll never be.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Another Nerd to take his place when that flying sauce
takes him back to outer space. Leave me alone, Astro Nerd,
Astro Nerd, you talk the weirdest crap. I think I've
(34:41):
ever heard people say he must have got dropped on
his head and burst because Astro nerd is the weirdest
sucker ever walked.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Ear Hey, did I miss something.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Good Tuesday morning Big Shows on the radio. Well, you
hadn't stopped buying a good long while. And it's nice
to see him back in the Big show studio. He's
over one hundred years old and ain't slowed down the lick.
Welcome back, nurvele tea. What do you say there, John boy?
Where you been keeping yourself?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well, hell, you know women whoa you ain't nothing but
a hound dog.
Speaker 15 (36:08):
Oh well, it didn't last long. She's one of them
what you call scarlet women, you know, the world's holdest profession.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
It was not I didn't know.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
I'm leaving the grocery store there and she's standing out
there in the corner there, and we got talking about
this and that and the weather and so forth.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
She says, why don't you come with me?
Speaker 15 (36:28):
We'll have some fun. And I said, well, ma'am, I
won't be able to and she cut me off, and
she says, come on, honey, I at least give it
a try. You know, I'm a little uncomfortable telling this
story in front of the gals.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's all right, Look at them, big get around.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, that's what I figured. I just won't be sure. Anyway.
Speaker 15 (36:51):
We going back to her place there, and well, golly,
I did my best, but I can only go an hour.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
An hour.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Well, I just had dinner.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
I was still a my LOGI well, since she finally
got her wits about her, and she goes, good, lord, honey,
I thought you said you wouldn't be able to I says, yeah, pay,
I wouldn't be able to pay.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I said, oh, you got a freebie. Oh hell no.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
I felt bad, so I give her a bag of
oranges and a bottle of jarrato. I reckon she needed
it more than me.
Speaker 12 (37:22):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (37:22):
Hell, it weren't meant to last. She's too young in
her thirties. Yes, she probably was about twenty year ago.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
See.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I never had any luck with the younger women there
when I.
Speaker 15 (37:34):
When I was seventy, I married a woman who was
twenty five, and a year after we got hit, she
had a baby boy.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
We named him Buck after Buck Owens. A nurse asked me,
is it yours?
Speaker 15 (37:46):
And I said, well, hell, yes, he mine, and she
said congratulations. I said yes, the old engine still runs.
About two years later, I was right back in the
delivery room, and this time as a little girl named
her dog after Dolly Parton that same old nurses.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
There is he yours? She asked.
Speaker 15 (38:05):
I said yes, ma'am. She said congratulations. I said yes,
the old engine still runs, well if I got it.
Two year later we are right back here again. Nurse
come out and she says he is some boy, and
I'm so proud. She says, is he yours? I said yes,
engine is still a running, and she says, well, you
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might need to change oil.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
This one's blind.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh what is your name?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Him Kareem after his daddy.
Speaker 15 (38:37):
Well, I'm gonna grab a color fake coffee and get
the mosey in on.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Out of here stopped by any time we'll do.
Speaker 15 (38:46):
You keep your saddle old and your gun grease, and
holler if you need men, don't forget to change all.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Good morning, y'all. Big shows on your radio.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping, the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh whah,
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ooh wah oh see what I mean
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