May 13, 2025 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers is in early for a Storytime segment this time it’s Goldilocks and the Three Bears.. - Hoyt & the JuniorNationBand scrub off their hit single, “ButterFace”.. - Tater has this week’s What to Watch.. - Mad Max hits the brakes on self driving cars.. - Debbie Dunbar is at the back fence again with new gossip.. - Bill Silvers has The Top 10 Signs.Your Job Applicant Is A Conservative.. - Mr. Rhubarb has a story about a frog that applied for a loan.. - We’ll fill a request for Pearl’s favorite tune, Butt Scootin’ Boogie.. - and Rev. Billy Ray closes us out today with a sermon on the New Superman…
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I could do the do uping at them. Welcome to Tuesday,
May the thirteenth. You got the big show on the radio.
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Is what it was.
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They had knives back then, take just not table knives.
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Children's gonna tell you the story of going to lock
the kids wake them up.
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It's in the morning.
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Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for you.
Tuesday morning. I gather the kids around time or story.
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And now it's storytime with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 14 (09:31):
I hear some youngins talking about a story I kindly liked.
It's got credits in it. I reckon everybody likes a critter.
Got a girl in it too. If and you like
that story thing, I can tell you about it if
you want me too. I got a minute watched upon
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a time. There's these three bears, my mama, daddy and
a little young and he was only a cub. He
was spoiled a good bit. They lived out in the
one's arm. They didn't live in a cave and sleep
in a whole covered quilts like old Yogi and Booboo.
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They had them a cottage. Some folks calls it a cabin.
I called her a cottage. They ain't doing all right.
I reckon One morning, Mama Bear there she made up
a big old pot oatmeal. They all building up to
the table. There he's about to dig in with that
old meal to dang hot had Little Bear wanted to
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go play his video games, but Daddy Bear said no,
let's go off. Summer's let her cool down of mind.
So they went off. Not in another part of the forest.
There's this girl. I think they said her name was
Goldie Hawn long time ago. She's a pretty little thing.
No beer in a squirrel now. She'd kindly old and
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give out, well sir, that Goldien gal. She got in
a fight with her boyfriend. She wandered off somemmers into
the woods. She found at Bear's house. The doors wide open.
I reckon, so the breeze cool off fat oatmeal, Well sir.
She was a mite hungry from all that man walking
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she done. So she thought she'd help herself to some
of that breakfast. She tried to Daddy Beary's bowl, and
then too dang hot. Mama's bowl air was too cold.
But dann little fat baby Bear's old meal, he'd just right,
So she wolf fan down. She wore out from her trim,
so she feared she'd take a load off on one
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of them chairs the living room there, maybe watching a
little TV. Daddy's chair is too big, Mama's chairs too
dang hard. With a little bear's chair just right.
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I reckon.
Speaker 14 (11:54):
That feedback she tied on must have pushed her over
the heads because she plumped squars that chair. Tomit well, sir,
she reckoned. She had to get some rest, so she
went nosing around upstairs, found some beds. She tried, Daddy bears,
he's too soft. Mama's bed kindly lumpy. That little boy
bear she got his bed did just right. So she
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laid down there and gets some shut eye while she
is sleeping. Them bears come home, see someone been into
their old meal. That little fat bear boy, he plumb
had a conniption seeing his is all gone. He said,
what's em o'meal firn? What's emolmeal fern? They start checking
out the place. See that someone been sitting in their chairs.
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Little fat bear boy he bust out crying seeing his
video game playing chairs busted the pieces Welsea. They went
upstairs seeing them beds messed up, and there was old
Goldie Hawn still sleeping in that little bear's bed. The
little bear was in a bad way. He'd just seen red.
He's feeling like she would just have to get him.
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He went over poke Tator, saying, watch you sleeping in
my man fur. Watch you're sleeping in my mad fur.
She jumped up, screaming, trying to run for that baby
bear is just too fast for.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Tuk.
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His big old Paul knocked her to the ground. All
the bear circle around her, played with her like a
cat playing with a mouse. She started screaming. That sent
little fat baby Bear over the edge. He went for
a throat, killed her, but I reckon it was a
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happy end. And moral of the story it's all right
to visit folks, but if you eat all their vittals
and bust up the furniture, a bear might kill.
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and Daren. Mama can't stay home and care for you
like their Bible teachers. She's got a career now. Gotta
put on that mannish looking pant suit and push your
bosoms together and get out there in the business world.
And Daddy gotta pay for them two cars and that
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That's a big show on the radio coming up ten
minutes from the desk of Tedertainment News is what to watch.
But first, how about a love song from the Junior
Nation Band, or at least as close as they come
to one.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, A tender love ballad written bar beloved
bass player Twitch. You just started dating the gal. He
is quite taken with lately. He's never written a love
song before. If you don't believe it, just listen to
this medigal at the beer joint on Saturday night. Her
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body is perfect, Butterface, I ain't quite right. She's got
the curves and stuff. Butterface is kind of rough. Butterface, Butterface.
I love you, Butterface. I love you, Butterface.
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I need you.
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Build like a tin with the face of a two. Butterface.
She's homely, but when the night gets lonely, what's old
poor boy to do. She's a good old gal, and
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she's sweet and kind, and she looks pretty good if
you look from behind.
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But she's got the kind of.
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Face that you see an outer space. Butterface, Butterface. I
love you, Butterface. I love you, Butterface.
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I need you.
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A feller like me needs a won't on like you.
As much as I've been drinking, Butterface, I'm thinking you're.
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Probably the best I can do.
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Butterface. I love you, Butterface, I need you. You ain't
no prize, but hell.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Neither am I.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Butterface. Don't believe me, Butterface, believe me. I sure hate
to kiss you good bye.
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I sure hate to kiss you.
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Good bye.
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Good morning.
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desk of Taytor taman New it's what to watch. Here's
our girl, Marsy.
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Tatum raand thank you very I'm sure we're gonna look
and see what everybody was watching. At the box office
this past weekend. Thunderbolts was the number one movie at
the box office for a second straight weekend. The Marvel comic.
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Movie headlined by some baby doll out front.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Uh.
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Pew, what's her name for?
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Florence Pugh?
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She placed the Russian in the movie. Yes, kind of
like all the Misfits supervillains. After all the other Avengers
were killed off, they brought these guys in.
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I will kill Moose and Squirrel.
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Yeah, You're Great, The Big Wonderful You Most Die coming
in second place. It stayed there from last weekend Sinners Centers,
one of.
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The black the movies where they're trying to kill them
when I go somewhere, I don't think so.
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I don't think that should be a good question for
our entertainment reporter.
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We should look, we should get them in here. Minecraft
movie stayed in third place, The Accountant to fourth place,
and Clown in a Cornfield came in fifth place.
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Is that where the now?
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Well, you know the it was a very popular down
in the city there and did the kids went to
find out why their friends were disappearing and then the
gas You.
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Understand the word rhetorical?
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Huh?
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Movies out this Friday, Final Destination Bloodlines. It's a hard.
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Flick.
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It's the news chapter and a bloody successful franchise. Let's
see where is the beginning of death? Twisted Sense of Justice?
Final Destination Bloodlines Plagued by violent recurring nightmare, college students
head to home to track down the one person who
might be able to break the cycle and save her
family from the grizzly Demis so now.
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And what number of movie is this?
Speaker 12 (25:41):
For?
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The final Destination. The newest chapter.
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Chapter like mis getting killed and a racking in it
catches up or now it's they got to worry about
parents or grandparents? Is pass down to.
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Look, they totally are speaking to you in this.
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Have you watched?
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They're not bad because that especially the first few after
the third one, I'm you know, I lost entries.
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But the kind of catching on to the stick there,
this is the stick. They cheated death and then they
watched Watch Out for that Train, all right. Hurry Up
Tomorrow is also out on Friday, and it's a thriller.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
The thriller.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
It has Jenna Ortega Wednesday she played Wednesday on Netflix
and Barry Keyogan, the Irish actor. A musician plagued by
insomnia is pulled into an odyssey with a stranger who
begins to unravel the very core of his existence. Hurry
Up Tomorrow to that a streaming streaming if you have
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you streamed anything?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Anybody?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Anybody the other other life and getting out and doing
things well. I binge watched Adolescence on Netflix. It's only
four episodes and uh, it's about a thirteen year old
accused of murder. It's it's it was made in Great Britain,
so I had to have subtitles. I can't understand that
fun language. So it's it follows the whole story and
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investigating this murder and they go to the school and
social media plays a big part, so there's a message
and it's all one continuous shot. That was the other thing.
So like you, if you watch it, they rehearsed and
then you watch the whole episode. It was one taste
all the way through it. Watch Adolescents, I mean, and
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then haven't watched about Making of because it's amazing how
they passed the camera off and then and then hook
it up to a drone. It's just always like, yeah, adolescence.
Now the story makes you very nervous, make me very nervous,
but amazing acting and it's dark and it's great footage.
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Adolescents on Netflix. Oh also, if you're interested in the
Twilight movies are on Netflix.
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So you you get caught up with the lovable vampires.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Yeah no either' not they.
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Love they just dress plamboy you're vampires?
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Well that you very much.
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Boydebordey next Good Tuesday Morning. It's a Big Show on
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the radio. Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
Reverend Billy Radcollins all about the New Superman.
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Jess.
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Uh, you probably think yours is unique. I'm just guessing,
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Was you thinking, Jesse, I'm gonna say birthday?
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Is that the way you do it?
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Kind of yeah, I do.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
I am an agriculture teacher, but I did not do
any kind of math on that.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Now, did you do any agriculture? Yeah, well, in your mind,
I watered the plants.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
I plowed a little bit.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I come back, I thought about it.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
I said a birthday, all.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Right, awesome, Jesse. We appreciate you. First time caller, the
wag teacher. I don't avoid it. That's Jesse out of
Johnson City, best ag teacher in the City. I'm guessing
well in the county County. I'm a nag teacher for
the count and I hold the long road.
Speaker 15 (31:32):
Y'all, don't shut up.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
I'm gonna go out of my mind, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Jess and Johnson City waiting an impact. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Here's good morning.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
It's a big show on the radio. Man, what I'm
treat Look at this call coming in. Good morning, big.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
Shoe John boyn Billy, your mad Ma?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
How's he going byy?
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Well, let's see, I'm sixty one years old, I'm straight,
I'm white, I'm Southern. Yeah, I gotta prostate the sizeable baseball.
My cholesterol's higher than my credit score. And I'll be
coming off Labor Day weekend with a Tuesday Morning colon
oscar HIU paink it's going Oh we got it? Ah, boys,
(32:48):
My wife's gonna after me to buy a new car.
As the saying goes, happy wife, Happy life. But she
wants one of them new high tech electric cars. She
got her eye on something called the Tesla Model three.
It stickers out at about thirty five grand, which is
a good bit more than a Hyundai's Sonata, but not
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totally off. In science fiction, territory. But wait, turns out
it's gonna cost more like fifty grand because she wants
one with the self driving upgrade on. She says, it
drives itself. They said, oh, good morning America. This is
what all the cars are going toward in the future,
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and we need to embrace the future. And I said,
my big old put only thing the future's ever done
for me is take the hair off the top of
my head and make it start growing out of my nose.
You know who wants you to buy a self driving car?
The man trying to sell you. Wife goes, but Mike's
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just think if your car could drive itself, you could
just sit back and relax on the way to work,
have a snack, make a phone call, check you text messages.
I said, I got news for you, honey. Most people
already do that. Said yeah, but if you're about to
have a wreck, this new computer technology can react way
(34:17):
faster than you can. I said that ride. I can't
even get my smartphone to unlock when I wipe my
finger across the screen. The ain't that easier. And figuring
out whether Pete Paul is fishing to come over in
my lane without a turn signal. Let me just say
this to all you people that's so in love with
the future. Have you been in an airport bathroom lately?
(34:42):
The future can't figure out how to get the water
to come on when you wave your hand under the autumn,
and the automatic soap squirterer works about one time out
of five. And the automatic paper tiel dispenser is pretty
good at turning a little red light on, but you
ain't never quite get a paper towel. And this is
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a kind of modern technology. It's gonna be driving me
to work in the morning. I'm gonna be the last
son of a buck in America holding on to his
own staring with the other words. The future can kiss
my big old sap driving buck. Now, cut out, shut out,
quit word in my life, y'all, wring, y'all. Have a
(35:27):
nice day.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
That's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
May thirteen.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Glad you're with us.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Now let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with
the town gossip.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's time for over the Back Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Oh hey, Carline, look at you dressed to the nines
and it ain't even ate yet. Still wearing them yoga pants, hunh,
Most tales of your size wentn't dare, but you look good, girl.
They're like a push up braw for your booty. Just
be careful you don't pass wind wearing those. It'll make
your knees look sooll Lord, at least you've got some
fashion sense. My family never inherited that particular trait. My
daddy used to wear two pair of pants to play
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golf in case he got a hole in one. My
sister used to wear those jeans with guests written on
the back pocket. She stopped doing that when some guy said,
I don't know three hundred pounds and forget my ex husband.
I bought him a real nice turtleneck one Christmas, and
he wouldn't wear it because he said it felt like
he was being strangled by a really weak guy. Lord,
hers the only one with any lick of fashion sense
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is my gay cousin Jesse. He oughta dress and ice
considering how much time he spent in the closet. You
never had that problem with old Debbie Dunbar. Give me
my crocks, my skinny jeans, and my t shirt that
says sorry for having great boobs and correct opinions and
kem you has everything, not.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
The humble brag.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
But I'm getting ready to go down to that sound
studio by the airport. Shut up, mom, I'm recording. You
know my third cousin, Leroy L Royal, the one with
the skinny arms, flat button spells like fair food. Well,
he's recording his new country album, French Kissing a German
Girl at an Italian wedding? Have you ever heard him
play at the VFW? I love him like Joe Biden,
love sniffing kids truth he told he got him a
(37:29):
bunch of poopies that's like kroopies, but they're so old
they gotta wear diapers. He's got a lot of popular
songs like I can't feel my legs when I take
a dump, my daughter's got a muffin top, Alexis spell
Chlamydia oah, and my favorite, A Penny for Your Thoughts
seems to might price it. He wasn't I always a
country singer back in the day. He was a hard rocker.
(37:49):
Love Deaf Leopard, played Deaf Leopard at his wedding, went
to see Deaf Leopard on his honeymoon. Named his kids
Gunter glebin, glotting and globing. He even had a deaf
Leopard tribute band called Heart of Here and Tiger. They
were pretty good. I went to a concert in their
tour bus one time. Not a fancy one neither. The
bathroom was just a hole on the floor. I was
doing my business. We hit a pothole and I bounced
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down and I forty like a dad gum acorn. At
least they stopped and picked me up on the way back.
Hill's bills and shotgun shells. Carlin, Look at the time,
I got more to tell you, but you never let
me get a word in edgewise. Aunt June, me and me,
We're going to the dollar dumpster to load up on
off brand spam and Mexican detergent.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Double D and her Triple D's helped. Good Morning, the
big shows on the radio hangout.
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All right, Listen, you mogs, it's time to button your abs. Say,
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say bigger than beg. It's your no, I say, he's adorable.
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Hello friends, you Joe your host to Bill Silvers, here
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Yes, it's true.
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I was born for this.
Speaker 15 (41:10):
Now, as you know, Trump is keeping his promise and
is gutting the bureaucracy like a rainbow trout. Smart people
are excited to finally see just how they've been screwed
for the last fifty years. Stupid people are crying and
whining that it's not fair. And a number of those
stupid people are now out of work. So where will
they go now? A company can only hire just so
many lazy, good for nothings. So for all you businesses
(41:32):
out there, here's a quick list of what to look
for in the right job. Applicant from the home office
in Maxine Water's Gorilla Cookie Bakery and underground Sanctuary City
comes today's top ten lists. The top ten signs that
your applicant is conservative. Number ten natural hair color. Number
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nine takes a swing at you when you ask for
their pronouns. Number eight they don't think children are sexy.
Speaker 10 (42:05):
Too soon.
Speaker 15 (42:07):
Don't make that face data. Number seven, no face tattoos.
Number six less than thirty piercings. Number five doesn't feel
triggered by the American flag. Number four they're not on
the sexual predators registry. Number three shows up to work
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on time without needing arrest. Number two the word Trump
doesn't make them peepee in their divy and the number
one way to tell your job applicant is conservative. They
know which bathroom to use, so thirty is the over
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under own piercings. Don't watchhot material off my bits.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
Over well, that's Blake beating the blonde one eight hundred
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We'll get a contestant and play next
Good morning. You got a big show on al radio.
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More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
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Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
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And here are the.
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First two Jong Boy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I could do the do uping at them. Welcome to Tuesday,
May the thirteenth. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
She'll appreciate you turning on unless it just comes on automatically.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I know that's the way they work.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Rubs out of the bed mine work this morning, I did,
did my exercises fore came in. Did the three set
up nice snooze park. Yeah, hit the snoozsl long three tons.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I could have just rolled over to Hue set up there.
All right.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Okay, well let's see what we're gonna celebrate this Tuesday
morning to get you going, this nice little frog jumping day.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Lot of y'all tuned in about our show promo yesterday
said mister Rubarb would be set breeding frog jumping Day
a little later.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Its warning, I'm sure this way you're here. Uh, National
Fruit Cocktail Day.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
You can get them in a can. I think that's
where I grew up, eating fruit cocktail in a can.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
Yeah, that's the only way I know.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah, all right, National Crewton Day. I like a crewton
My middle boy stick will take them all the salt
of it. I'll lead them up.
Speaker 9 (02:21):
You know, Texas Toast is making crew toons now and
they're really good.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
All right, Texas Toast crew called me in National apple
Pie Day. Ah, whereas American as uh what's the apple pie?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
All right, y'all could have jumped right in there and
showed your American spirit. Didn't know where you were going
with that apple pie? Okay, so good, Well we'll just
start with that. We got three days in history saved up.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
That'll be handing on our first prize package that we're
getting ready to get out here and get to winning
beginning wear Wake Big Shows on the radio, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
All right, man, got a Happy Herd prize pack for
you to win. Oh man, I got some film by
the way, tayl We need to get on the John
Boy and Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
A bear George wildlife.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
George down of the coast was some happy herd and
stuff like he always does to draw me in.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
A bear ripped the motor out.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Of the feeder, the electric feeder, pulled a feeder down
on him, showered himself with corn.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm happy herd. Just ate, laid there and ate as
much as he could.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
He got up and took a big old bear duty
in the woods right there right.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Beside the tower.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
It and then George's dog when I'm a jagg on,
it rolled in it. Yeah, cause you know dogs do that. Yeah,
so good times with happy herd. Was looking at our
three days in history. Get you ready for the categories.
That was sixteen thirty seven. The table knife was created
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and introduced by Cardinal Ruciliu in France. Oh by the way,
happy pop bear, poe Leo, there, Taylor, you killed the
other one which we got to go from America.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
You know you show up and down right.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Let's say, what's the nail about the table knife? Oh yeah, okay,
what I said? Table knife was created?
Speaker 8 (04:21):
And have you just tearing your meat apart?
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
They used to have to use their own daggers.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Is what it was.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
They had knives back then, take just not table knives.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Dagger picking your teeth and all that. Thank you for
hacking that up. You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Let's move on to nineteen ninety one. Study released by
the University of Utah indicated that cigarette smoking might be hazardous.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
To your face. Smoking, they said, triples your chance of
premature facial wrinkling. That's just dead. Yeah, we'll wrinkle you.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
And finally, on this date, ninety seven police in Buenise
Aires the rest of two men trying to escape on
a motor scooter with a oil it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They're just stolen from a fast food restaurant. It would
be bunny if like the pastor was sitting on it. Well,
there you go.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Think about some fast food restaurants out of the bathroom
and that'll help one. Eight hundred Big Shows you told
free Line. Come on play out Birds next good Tuesday
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Morning Big Shows ONNY Radio and our feature track from
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Upburst. Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (06:08):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Have a hurry up and guest, time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
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Ran out, Carolana Shots the morning, Randy.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, the first time calling.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What my relevance?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I'm gone, ran you sound like you belong on the
radio there, Buddy, Oh I thank you right well, let's
if you got.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The brains to pull it off here on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Range three categories ready to go in five seconds.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Three things seen at a set table, ready.
Speaker 13 (07:10):
To go, plait, still wear napkins?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
All right, then we'll go. Now, give us three signs
of old age, ready.
Speaker 13 (07:21):
Go, gray hair, crows, beet and Alzheimer's.
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All right, ran in for the wind.
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Three things in a fast food restaurant ready go.
Speaker 13 (07:37):
Table, trees and pootright dowt you passed back, head down
the eye of us South Carolina.
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Appreciate you listening. Glad you won, buddy, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Man.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Make a request, Yes you may, Peter, can you please
play more? Mary Jane?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
I will note that and yes, all right, so I
think we got a visit schedule with Mary Jane coming
up here maybe first the next week.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Is that it right?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
All right, but I'll hold you over here. We'll get
you something in the next day or two. That's a
promise for Randy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, thanks for the request.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Thank you very much.
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Thank you for giving me great entertainment every day.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
All right, buddy, hang on with Jackets. All right, it's
your news right now. Right on the other side, car
Children's gonna tell you the story of going to lock
the kids wake them up.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for you.
Tuesday morning. I gather the kids around time or story.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
And now it's storytime with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 14 (09:31):
I hear some youngins talking about a story I kindly liked.
It's got credits in it. I reckon everybody likes a critter.
Got a girl in it too. If and you like
that story thing, I can tell you about it if
you want me too. I got a minute watched upon
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a time. There's these three bears, my mama, daddy and
a little young and he was only a cub. He
was spoiled a good bit. They lived out in the
one's arm. They didn't live in a cave and sleep
in a whole covered quilts like old Yogi and Booboo.
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They had them a cottage. Some folks calls it a cabin.
I called her a cottage. They ain't doing all right.
I reckon One morning, Mama Bear there she made up
a big old pot oatmeal. They all building up to
the table. There he's about to dig in with that
old meal to dang hot had Little Bear wanted to
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go play his video games, but Daddy Bear said no,
let's go off. Summer's let her cool down of mind.
So they went off. Not in another part of the forest.
There's this girl. I think they said her name was
Goldie Hawn long time ago. She's a pretty little thing.
No beer in a squirrel now. She'd kindly old and
(10:58):
give out, well sir, that Goldien gal. She got in
a fight with her boyfriend. She wandered off somemmers into
the woods. She found at Bear's house. The doors wide open.
I reckon, so the breeze cool off fat oatmeal, Well sir.
She was a mite hungry from all that man walking
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she done. So she thought she'd help herself to some
of that breakfast. She tried to Daddy Beary's bowl, and
then too dang hot. Mama's bowl air was too cold.
But dann little fat baby Bear's old meal, he'd just right,
So she wolf fan down. She wore out from her trim,
so she feared she'd take a load off on one
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of them chairs the living room there, maybe watching a
little TV. Daddy's chair is too big, Mama's chairs too
dang hard. With a little bear's chair just right.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
I reckon.
Speaker 14 (11:54):
That feedback she tied on must have pushed her over
the heads because she plumped squars that chair. Tomit well, sir,
she reckoned. She had to get some rest, so she
went nosing around upstairs, found some beds. She tried, Daddy bears,
he's too soft. Mama's bed kindly lumpy. That little boy
bear she got his bed did just right. So she
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laid down there and gets some shut eye while she
is sleeping. Them bears come home, see someone been into
their old meal. That little fat bear boy, he plumb
had a conniption seeing his is all gone. He said,
what's em o'meal firn? What's emolmeal fern? They start checking
out the place. See that someone been sitting in their chairs.
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Little fat bear boy he bust out crying seeing his
video game playing chairs busted the pieces Welsea. They went
upstairs seeing them beds messed up, and there was old
Goldie Hawn still sleeping in that little bear's bed. The
little bear was in a bad way. He'd just seen red.
He's feeling like she would just have to get him.
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He went over poke Tator, saying, watch you sleeping in
my man fur. Watch you're sleeping in my mad fur.
She jumped up, screaming, trying to run for that baby
bear is just too fast for.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Tuk.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
His big old Paul knocked her to the ground. All
the bear circle around her, played with her like a
cat playing with a mouse. She started screaming. That sent
little fat baby Bear over the edge. He went for
a throat, killed her, but I reckon it was a
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happy end. And moral of the story it's all right
to visit folks, but if you eat all their vittals
and bust up the furniture, a bear might kill.
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You here, old mellow color.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
It's a big Shawn radio. Let's get this call good
morning mag show.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all our beloved friends. How they're in radio land,
I says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordid
Joshua Independent Full Hospital, Pennacoast Assembly, just off Steed Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, it's a lazy, crazy,
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unsavy days of summer again. You know, time was there
was a certain group of youngins that got left home
all alone without no adult supervision. Today we call that
group just about all young All saw their Billy, Bob
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and Daren. Mama can't stay home and care for you
like their Bible teachers. She's got a career now. Gotta
put on that mannish looking pant suit and push your
bosoms together and get out there in the business world.
And Daddy gotta pay for them two cars and that
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full liquor cabinet and that high defamation fat screen TV
with those hundred channels on it, or as they call it,
providing for the basic necessities now. But don't worry, kids,
She's doing it all for you. See, Mama's got to
work outside the home because she wants to be able
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to provide all the waltz and needs and positive role
modeling that are growing young and needs. See, that's why
she's leaving y'all to fend for yourself for eight or
ten hours a day. All, but you won't really be alone.
Fire up that fat screen TV and let the electronic
babysitter fill your young skull full of life lessons. Get
(16:17):
the real deal from the media professionals like the horse
Faces of the Apocalypse on the Views feature in Jamaican Communists,
Whoopy Goldstein, another big girl that thinks she knows everything,
good thing and that little blond you know, the one
that's almost pretty in a bonny horrace co Yeah, boyd there,
(16:41):
liberal man hating secular humanism is just what you need
to start. You laugh off right and then flip on
your eyepog and get some solid career advice from the
demon beta today's secular seducers in the music biddiness. You
know brainy like Lady Jorgias, Queen Leveta, fifteen Cents, Kanye West,
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Tater Swift, Toby Creep, Lady Anti venom and all the
mother hellish powers on the eye too. Ain't no wonder
Half the youngins in his country is on some kind
of medication. It's supposed to fix them. Appeal for this,
Appeal for that. I'll tell you what they need, the
gosp pill, exactly what they're gonna get. This year's extra
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narrow minded edition of the Sword of Joshua Vageish and
Bible School. Our special guest headmaster this year is doctor
Robbie Joel Montaigne from the Signs and Wonder's Pentecostal Temple
and Country Day School in Retnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montana will
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be laying the scriptural SmackDown on today's wayward youth in
his patented corporal punished and King James Only style instruction
and exhortation in the classic Pennycoastal laying on a hands tradition.
Got a problem child by be Joe knows how to
kick it. Old school And when I say it, I
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mean they're rear in heads up, working moms. Just cause
you're going to hell, don't me and your kids have
to line up there with you? Five four days of
Bible thumping but whooping action yours for Just twenty nine
ninety five runs Monday through Friday at the Sword of
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Steve Road twenty three on the Friday Road. This is
Reverend Blurray Collins for mining years. Is time to turn
so you don't burn John Boy and Billy y'o keep
them straight uphigh.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Good morning, Big Jell's on a radio. More Big Joe
right around the corner. Go with mister Bill Cox over
his outfit. And I like to listen to John Boy
and Billy and not their big show. I like the
way they talk. They're funny ha haa not funny queer,
that's what they say.
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Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gaze.
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio coming up ten
minutes from the desk of Tedertainment News is what to watch.
But first, how about a love song from the Junior
Nation Band, or at least as close as they come
to one.
Speaker 12 (20:12):
Ladies and Gentlemen, A tender love ballad written bar beloved
bass player Twitch. You just started dating the gal. He
is quite taken with lately. He's never written a love
song before. If you don't believe it, just listen to
this medigal at the beer joint on Saturday night. Her
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body is perfect, Butterface, I ain't quite right. She's got
the curves and stuff. Butterface is kind of rough. Butterface, Butterface.
I love you, Butterface. I love you, Butterface.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
I need you.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Build like a tin with the face of a two. Butterface.
She's homely, but when the night gets lonely, what's old
poor boy to do. She's a good old gal, and
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she's sweet and kind, and she looks pretty good if
you look from behind.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
But she's got the kind of.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
Face that you see an outer space. Butterface, Butterface. I
love you, Butterface. I love you, Butterface.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
I need you.
Speaker 12 (22:02):
A feller like me needs a won't on like you.
As much as I've been drinking, Butterface, I'm thinking you're.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Probably the best I can do.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Butterface. I love you, Butterface, I need you. You ain't
no prize, but hell.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Neither am I.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Butterface. Don't believe me, Butterface, believe me. I sure hate
to kiss you good bye.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I sure hate to kiss you.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Good bye.
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Good morning.
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Big shows on the radio coming up. We played John
Boydge everyday.
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desk of Taytor taman New it's what to watch. Here's
our girl, Marsy.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
Tatum raand thank you very I'm sure we're gonna look
and see what everybody was watching. At the box office
this past weekend. Thunderbolts was the number one movie at
the box office for a second straight weekend. The Marvel comic.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Movie headlined by some baby doll out front.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Pew, what's her name for?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Florence Pugh?
Speaker 8 (24:06):
She placed the Russian in the movie. Yes, kind of
like all the Misfits supervillains. After all the other Avengers
were killed off, they brought these guys in.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I will kill Moose and Squirrel.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah, You're Great, The Big Wonderful You Most Die coming
in second place. It stayed there from last weekend Sinners Centers,
one of.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
The black the movies where they're trying to kill them
when I go somewhere, I don't think so.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
I don't think that should be a good question for
our entertainment reporter.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
We should look, we should get them in here. Minecraft
movie stayed in third place, The Accountant to fourth place,
and Clown in a Cornfield came in fifth place.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Is that where the now?
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Well, you know the it was a very popular down
in the city there and did the kids went to
find out why their friends were disappearing and then the
gas You.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Understand the word rhetorical?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Movies out this Friday, Final Destination Bloodlines. It's a hard.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Flick.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
It's the news chapter and a bloody successful franchise. Let's
see where is the beginning of death? Twisted Sense of Justice?
Final Destination Bloodlines Plagued by violent recurring nightmare, college students
head to home to track down the one person who
might be able to break the cycle and save her
family from the grizzly Demis so now.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And what number of movie is this?
Speaker 12 (25:41):
For?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
The final Destination. The newest chapter.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Chapter like mis getting killed and a racking in it
catches up or now it's they got to worry about
parents or grandparents? Is pass down to.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Look, they totally are speaking to you in this.
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Have you watched?
Speaker 9 (26:01):
They're not bad because that especially the first few after
the third one, I'm you know, I lost entries.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
But the kind of catching on to the stick there,
this is the stick. They cheated death and then they
watched Watch Out for that Train, all right. Hurry Up
Tomorrow is also out on Friday, and it's a thriller.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
The thriller.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
It has Jenna Ortega Wednesday she played Wednesday on Netflix
and Barry Keyogan, the Irish actor. A musician plagued by
insomnia is pulled into an odyssey with a stranger who
begins to unravel the very core of his existence. Hurry
Up Tomorrow to that a streaming streaming if you have
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you streamed anything?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Anybody?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Anybody the other other life and getting out and doing
things well. I binge watched Adolescence on Netflix. It's only
four episodes and uh, it's about a thirteen year old
accused of murder. It's it's it was made in Great Britain,
so I had to have subtitles. I can't understand that
fun language. So it's it follows the whole story and
(27:13):
investigating this murder and they go to the school and
social media plays a big part, so there's a message
and it's all one continuous shot. That was the other thing.
So like you, if you watch it, they rehearsed and
then you watch the whole episode. It was one taste
all the way through it. Watch Adolescents, I mean, and
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then haven't watched about Making of because it's amazing how
they passed the camera off and then and then hook
it up to a drone. It's just always like, yeah, adolescence.
Now the story makes you very nervous, make me very nervous,
but amazing acting and it's dark and it's great footage.
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Adolescents on Netflix. Oh also, if you're interested in the
Twilight movies are on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So you you get caught up with the lovable vampires.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Yeah no either' not they.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Love they just dress plamboy you're vampires?
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Well that you very much.
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But every board day though, let's get us a winner.
Let's play john Boydjeffardary review Yesterday's question we found out
on the average, fifty cans of this company's products are
sold every second of every day in the US.
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It's very popular.
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If it's a Campbell's soup, Brambles soup. Got it going
on Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, you probably think yours
is unique, but if you put twenty three people in
a room, there's a fifty percent chance to we'll.
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Have this in common.
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What is their beer?
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Gut? We got to get you some more friends? What
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Eight hundred?
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Big Show you told? Free line?
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We go to wee get the winner.
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We play John.
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Boydebordey next Good Tuesday Morning. It's a Big Show on
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the radio. Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
Reverend Billy Radcollins all about the New Superman.
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Let's why yes Live across America. It's John Boy Japanese
and now a man Who's best Superhero? Joke involves Superman,
Wonder Woman, and the Invisible Man, But every time he
starts to tell it, he remembers.
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He can't he's John Boy.
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I beg you for my boy.
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There's a Jesse out of Johnson City at tennesseee. Good morning, Jesse, Hey,
good morning, Hey buddy, were working for living?
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What about you, ma'am? Yep, yep, buddy. Well you got
a shot at this prize back first thing this morning.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Jess.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Uh, you probably think yours is unique. I'm just guessing,
but if you put twenty three people in a room,
there's a fifty percent chance too we'll have this in common.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Was you thinking, Jesse, I'm gonna say birthday?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
You say birthday? Well you, Jesse, did you do some
quick math? Three hundred and sixty five days divided by
twenty three?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Is that the way you do it?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Kind of yeah, I do.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
I am an agriculture teacher, but I did not do
any kind of math on that.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Now, did you do any agriculture? Yeah, well, in your mind,
I watered the plants.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
I plowed a little bit.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I come back, I thought about it.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
I said a birthday, all.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Right, awesome, Jesse. We appreciate you. First time caller, the
wag teacher. I don't avoid it. That's Jesse out of
Johnson City, best ag teacher in the City. I'm guessing
well in the county County. I'm a nag teacher for
the count and I hold the long road.
Speaker 15 (31:32):
Y'all, don't shut up.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
I'm gonna go out of my mind, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Jess and Johnson City waiting an impact. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Here's good morning.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
It's a big show on the radio. Man, what I'm
treat Look at this call coming in. Good morning, big.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
Shoe John boyn Billy, your mad Ma?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
How's he going byy?
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Well, let's see, I'm sixty one years old, I'm straight,
I'm white, I'm Southern. Yeah, I gotta prostate the sizeable baseball.
My cholesterol's higher than my credit score. And I'll be
coming off Labor Day weekend with a Tuesday Morning colon
oscar HIU paink it's going Oh we got it? Ah, boys,
(32:48):
My wife's gonna after me to buy a new car.
As the saying goes, happy wife, Happy life. But she
wants one of them new high tech electric cars. She
got her eye on something called the Tesla Model three.
It stickers out at about thirty five grand, which is
a good bit more than a Hyundai's Sonata, but not
(33:12):
totally off. In science fiction, territory. But wait, turns out
it's gonna cost more like fifty grand because she wants
one with the self driving upgrade on. She says, it
drives itself. They said, oh, good morning America. This is
what all the cars are going toward in the future,
(33:33):
and we need to embrace the future. And I said,
my big old put only thing the future's ever done
for me is take the hair off the top of
my head and make it start growing out of my nose.
You know who wants you to buy a self driving car?
The man trying to sell you. Wife goes, but Mike's
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just think if your car could drive itself, you could
just sit back and relax on the way to work,
have a snack, make a phone call, check you text messages.
I said, I got news for you, honey. Most people
already do that. Said yeah, but if you're about to
have a wreck, this new computer technology can react way
(34:17):
faster than you can. I said that ride. I can't
even get my smartphone to unlock when I wipe my
finger across the screen. The ain't that easier. And figuring
out whether Pete Paul is fishing to come over in
my lane without a turn signal. Let me just say
this to all you people that's so in love with
the future. Have you been in an airport bathroom lately?
(34:42):
The future can't figure out how to get the water
to come on when you wave your hand under the autumn,
and the automatic soap squirterer works about one time out
of five. And the automatic paper tiel dispenser is pretty
good at turning a little red light on, but you
ain't never quite get a paper towel. And this is
(35:04):
a kind of modern technology. It's gonna be driving me
to work in the morning. I'm gonna be the last
son of a buck in America holding on to his
own staring with the other words. The future can kiss
my big old sap driving buck. Now, cut out, shut out,
quit word in my life, y'all, wring, y'all. Have a
(35:27):
nice day.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
That's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
May thirteen.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Glad you're with us.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Now let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with
the town gossip.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's time for over the Back Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Oh hey, Carline, look at you dressed to the nines
and it ain't even ate yet. Still wearing them yoga pants, hunh,
Most tales of your size wentn't dare, but you look good, girl.
They're like a push up braw for your booty. Just
be careful you don't pass wind wearing those. It'll make
your knees look sooll Lord, at least you've got some
fashion sense. My family never inherited that particular trait. My
daddy used to wear two pair of pants to play
(36:32):
golf in case he got a hole in one. My
sister used to wear those jeans with guests written on
the back pocket. She stopped doing that when some guy said,
I don't know three hundred pounds and forget my ex husband.
I bought him a real nice turtleneck one Christmas, and
he wouldn't wear it because he said it felt like
he was being strangled by a really weak guy. Lord,
hers the only one with any lick of fashion sense
(36:53):
is my gay cousin Jesse. He oughta dress and ice
considering how much time he spent in the closet. You
never had that problem with old Debbie Dunbar. Give me
my crocks, my skinny jeans, and my t shirt that
says sorry for having great boobs and correct opinions and
kem you has everything, not.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
The humble brag.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
But I'm getting ready to go down to that sound
studio by the airport. Shut up, mom, I'm recording. You
know my third cousin, Leroy L Royal, the one with
the skinny arms, flat button spells like fair food. Well,
he's recording his new country album, French Kissing a German
Girl at an Italian wedding? Have you ever heard him
play at the VFW? I love him like Joe Biden,
love sniffing kids truth he told he got him a
(37:29):
bunch of poopies that's like kroopies, but they're so old
they gotta wear diapers. He's got a lot of popular
songs like I can't feel my legs when I take
a dump, my daughter's got a muffin top, Alexis spell
Chlamydia oah, and my favorite, A Penny for Your Thoughts
seems to might price it. He wasn't I always a
country singer back in the day. He was a hard rocker.
(37:49):
Love Deaf Leopard, played Deaf Leopard at his wedding, went
to see Deaf Leopard on his honeymoon. Named his kids
Gunter glebin, glotting and globing. He even had a deaf
Leopard tribute band called Heart of Here and Tiger. They
were pretty good. I went to a concert in their
tour bus one time. Not a fancy one neither. The
bathroom was just a hole on the floor. I was
doing my business. We hit a pothole and I bounced
(38:10):
down and I forty like a dad gum acorn. At
least they stopped and picked me up on the way back.
Hill's bills and shotgun shells. Carlin, Look at the time,
I got more to tell you, but you never let
me get a word in edgewise. Aunt June, me and me,
We're going to the dollar dumpster to load up on
off brand spam and Mexican detergent.
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Double D and her Triple D's helped. Good Morning, the
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Now, as you know, Trump is keeping his promise and
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nine takes a swing at you when you ask for
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