September 17, 2024 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates her list of What to Watch.. - Robert Earl Keen performs his Bar-B-Que song.. - Oliver reports that the “Big Girls” have slimmed down to a more manageable size.. - The Grumpy Old Man weighs in on fake boobs.. - Terry Hanson calls in from his couch in St. Louis to deliver his Sports Briefs.. - The late great Robert D. Raiford reads his “Old Dogs” poem by request.. - then Hoyt and JuniorNation Band close things out with their homage to Pearl the Dog, “Butt Scootin’ Boogie”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Ride
to the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm a ul doo coming out of this Tuesday, September seventeen,
still summertime officially. I'll let you know when it runs
out every about a week. Don't go bos over time.
But let's get up, go to school, go to work.
You got a big show on the radio. Hey body,
you read to go? All right? Well, mondays after a
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big NFL lost. You all NFL fans, what I'm talking
about it react? I always stay stay legen boo. It's
just like they're going on Sunday, but here on Tuesday morning.
Let's do our second take Tuesday, shall we?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
We still see boo oh gody. I hope we didn't
run that good little quarterback from Alabama Heisman Trophy winner
Bryce young Man. The first game was real bad. Like
I told you, passed for like one hundred and sixty yards.
That was his average for all last season. The whole season,
(01:59):
and then on Sunday it was like half that it
was something like sixty yards.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, dog going it? No right, so uh we feel
a lot better. Yeah, let's see, right, John boys, wonderful
thing alright. Giving always helps. We got an actual section
of the stone countertop from the master bathroom in one
of Saddam Hussein's presidential palaces, given to me by a
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guy who was on the team. That's my dog Pearl
in the picture looking at it, so dog not included.
I hadn't seen Pearl a little while as Pearl me
holding the sectionaire So check it out. Get your naming
a hat and it could be yours. All right, we
got our first prize. Back out and get the winning beginning.
(02:52):
We're awake, Big shows on the radio. Good morning, got
the big show on the radio. Let's get get you
ready for outburs Old Taylor. Could you tell us what
we can win?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well, thank you you. In this price pack you can
win they had a T shirt, tumbler and a twenty
five dollars gas card from Lawtigers Motorcycle Lawyers that ride
plus you're registered to win that one of a kind
big show motorcycle from Law Tigers. That's Ride Baby Custom
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built by Rick Bray of RKB Customs.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Just go to the Big Show Bike. Nope, excuse me.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Just go to Big Show Bike dot com and register
to win, or look for the link at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, that wasn't me confused, that's the paper.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh right, web, Well let's get you ready and win
out here without three days in history where we'll get
our categories. The year was nineteen sixty. Loretta Lynne appeared
for the first time. I'm on the Grand Old Opry, right.
She joined the Opry two years later. Man, that's one
(04:07):
that you would just be hoping the way she is
is the way she is, and she was Wow, like
Kamala Harris, there we have a day.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's his day working on it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Good deal, all right? Move up to nineteen eighty eight.
Research results were released indicating that Americans did not want
talking cars, cameras, or appliances that told him what to
do or how to do it. Yeah, that was our parents.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, well they didn't listen to him. No, right, And finally,
on this date, No. Six, an e Coli outbreak occurred
in the US. The outbreak is blamed on spinach, and
therefore all spinach was recalled from stores. Total of three
deaths were attributed to the.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Outpry could find a bag of spinach?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah about that all right? I will thinking about some
green vegetables. That'll be that final category. We're ready to
play one eight hundred Big Show you told free Line.
We'll get a contestant South Birds next. Good Morning. That
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is a make show on the radio for you. Tuesday,
September seventeenth. Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big
Box Hot Sings, the Buttsgot and boogie Oh. We got
a picture of my dog Pearl up there at the
Bigshow dot com My wonderful Things Now a song all
about her. It's like it was meant to be. Call
my house and wake her up. By the way, key
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word boogie, want to you by the Bank of America
Roll Will four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth and shot him
on his feedway and you think us now and now
let upburst.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy to give.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The prizes from the big prize being Let's go ma
contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upberst have a hurry upping guest.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Let's say hand Tes from Effingham, South Carolina, Real shots
one ten, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
How are you you doing, mister John Boys.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hey buddy, we all doing good man, welcome in here.
Sounds like you wide away.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh man, I'll be up since two am waiting for
y'all to come on there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Here we are, man. Let's get you through these three
categories and get that big old lone Tiger's prize packed.
Heed you ready go? Let's do it in honor of Loretta.
Three female country singers ready to go, hell me.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
While man reaping my guitared Dolly park.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's pretty goodness. Now give us three gadgets that can
talk to you. Ready go?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Let's uh bustballs or blue tea?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You got man? H Then for the wind. Three green
vegetables ready to go.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Color greens. I love so much green things.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
And I love.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What commentary from.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I know man.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Were getting them collars in the ground right now, by
the way.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Dalky, I'll be waiting for them real thank.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You, damn Will you hang on, buddy, Jack can hook
up with your prize pack.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Hey, thanks so long. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Please do?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Hey, I want to give a shout out to my
two beautiful daughters, Brittany in Heather and my beautiful white Bunny.
And I want to say hello to Boom Boom raymon Sceni.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
We got you, buddy. You hang on all right, We're
gonna jump aw and catch you up on your nees.
Get the kids ready for school, get them to the
bus stop. Music man Jackie by the.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Bus stop, good morning. This will make showing the radio
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and say yeah, get the kids up red to school.
Get them to the bus stop. We've had our talks
about bus stops over the years.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Back when the.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Curry is there.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Jacket and her brother Dale waiting on the bus set
the grotto's Virginia. Yeah, hey with country, wain't nothing for
Dale to squirrel hunt. While I was waiting for the bus.
You gotta go. That's right. We are celebrating by music
we usually do with it. Little Jackie got ready for
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school today, was gonna be a winner.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Her mama said during girl, it's your turn to go
out and hunt for dinner.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So she grabbed her gun.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Thought he would be fine.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
In the morningside, so she grabbed her gun. She drew
up beat and she did the deed and bag the
squirrel for eat ten after school bus stop, and the
local cops said, you two are gonna catch him beat ten.
It's a bad, bad day because of that stupid big
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hand girl. It's a real bad day because she had
a taste for squirrel eat Ask her by her it's
the King of Lona? Instead of me and Jackie shooting
squirrels at the bus stop. Instead of me and Jackie
shooting squirrels at the bus stop.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The time, it would a gunshot red hell.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Well the lawyer said that the squirrel is dead, but
there weren't no need to kill it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And then the Lona squirrel cried that her baby fried
in a big old greasy skill it. Lord, it's been
a day.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Because of that dumb big handed girl, a rotten day.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
She went and shot a borl squirrel beat after her buck?
Is it the King of Belona?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Instead of me and Jackie shooting squirrels at the bus stop,
it instead up being shaggy shoot where else at the
fuzz style?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Instead of being shaggy shoot, where's at the fuzz? Style awesome,
(12:45):
Good morning begs. Joe's an already going. Now if you
minutes with mom and Webster.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Man, the new Great Depression rolls on people having a
hard time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cap, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
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guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads, going what
is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a cop
working on a stolen metal case, I got a tip
for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big thick white boys try to steal guardrail?
(13:37):
Has some labor intensive crime right now, We ain't about that.
If a brother hooked up one of them gangs, he
lasted about ten minutes. First job of the night, boss man,
say okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
We gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna
pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
If I wanted to work, I'd get a job, all right, Well,
then run get that manhole cover out of the street.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Do what why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'm a
no eight ways spit on seventy eight cents a pound, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds? Only go knock
over the meat depopping at the food jin. No man,
get up that poem and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, don't
find my dad ass two blocks of eight when my
shoes blowed off. Yeah, well you say you want big
money copper, go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound.
(15:00):
You ain't got a tote it, but an ounce of
the time. This here, gang, you need to get out.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
The scrap business and get into weed business. Bostonn Go Calvin,
what you fired?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I know, man. Just look y'all, be careful. I'll catch
your with you next week. And that, my friends, is
why my people ain't in no scrap metal game. This
crime has got more white people in it than the
NHL Hall of Fame, y'all think about it.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
I'm Marvin Webs.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Good morning, it's a big show the radio.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
Helly you Lindsey premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily do some of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I told it?
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Hit the Big Show dot com. I'm always having Southern
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too much? Here's Marcy Taylor.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Alright, yeah, wait, thank you very much. The box office
from the weekend Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice number one for the second
straight weekend, making some money. The total for a North
America money was one hundred and eighty eight million dollars
and two hundred and sixty four million globally.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
That's up.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I got a lot of zeros.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
The horror R flick Speak No Evil, the one starring
James McAvoy opened up in second place. Deadpool and Wolverine
they dropped from second, but remain in the third place
spot for the top five, and Am I Racist? The
first theatrical release from Ben Shapiro's The Daily Wire debuted.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
In fourth place. Wow, which is pretty cicular. It wasn't
in a wide release.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Didn't even make my list of what was coming out,
So my goodness, it came in fourth.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He's gotten very popular on Yeah, I like him.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Some things to note.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
The biopic Pick Reagan fell from third to fifth place,
and Dave Batista is the Killers Game premiered in sixth place.
The action all Right, what's coming out this Friday?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Transformers one.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It's computer animated movie starring Crims Crims, Chris Hemsworth, and
Scarlett Johansson. This is a franchise revitalizing prequel. You know,
the Transformers have been around for a very long time. Yeah,
It's based on the Hasbro toy line and the original
story explores the friendship and the eventual animosity between Optimus
(19:14):
Prime and make a Dray.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Okay, so this has never been released before. Now, this
is a prequel, prequel animated computer animal, and it's the first.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
One since nineteen eighty six. They've been live action, you know,
mixed between the since then. So I know, some little duff.
Here's a very excited about this one streaming. What to
watch there on Peacock World's Most Notorious Killers. If you're
a crime junkie, experts and specialists offer and in depth
(19:45):
look at some of the world's most dangerous murders, featuring
evidence and interviews from the notorious cases.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
That have not been seen before. Bodycam is on Max.
It's season one.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
They have ten episodes of this and it's the body
cam captures of the up and dangerous world of America's
police officers.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Wow, they're reviving cops. Yeah, they kicked it off, you know,
will be war on cops, thank you very much. So yeah,
so I know Fox Nation though their website has been
running it.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Let's see what's next the future with Bill Gates. This
is on Netflix season one. It's a documentary with Bill.
You can join visionary philanthropus Bill Gates as he delves
into pressing global issues and uncovers cutting edge technologies that
will transform the word.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's what I want to do. I want to go
to Bill Gates.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Let him tell me house you may be looking for, like,
where's my really, where's my escape? Where's my escape? Monsters?
The Lyel and Rick Manendez story.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
Is that that doing for you?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well, that's on Netflix. It's not starring them, of course,
since they're in prison. It is at their actors based
but it's their story. And Fraser Season one is streaming. Yes,
Fraser has re entered the building. That's likelogist is back
in Boston with new challenges to face and an old
dream or two to finally fulfilled challenger.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No challenge that gonna face it being half as funny
as the originals, right jagged.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I know it's hard.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We gave it a shot and we loved.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Love Frasier when you can still catch that syndication and that's.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
A wrap free thank you, Clara Barty. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question.
We found out the world's first coin operated vending device
was invented over two thousand years ago. And this is
what it dispends.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Was it holy waters?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It was holy water? About that?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
All right?
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen sixty eight, the
first Olympic athlete disqualified under the Committee's first anti doping
rules was a Swedish pentathlete whose test revealed excessive amounts
of this banned substance.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh what is testosterone?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Right there? I can't keep up with that either. Well,
what what y'all got?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
No, by the way, one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. Come on, we play John BOYDJEP and.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Should look into it. There's shots uptil.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's a big show on the radio. Roll until your Tuesday.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit box or
it sings the Butts Guten Buggies song My Dog Pearl
All Church forgive you a word Boogie brought to you
by the Bank of America. Roll be four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth. The shot a motor speedway.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Right now, let's.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Find yes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy. Wow,
and now your host. He was once disqualified from participating
in weight Watchers after he tested positive for excessive amounts
of gravy pease, John boyd I have let's say, hey,
(23:22):
Eddie had an oak Ridge, Tennesga. Morning, Eddie, Good morning,
John Morren Billy.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
My second time getting the call in.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You gotta kick my butt on that word?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
You word?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
I can't myself, don't out of it?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well man, good, I'm glad you hadn't given up. I'm
glad you're staying with it. No way, all right, So
here we are the John Boy Jeopardy contest. You got
first shot at it. It was nineteen sixty eight. The
first Olympic athlete disqualified none of the Committee's first anti
doping rules was a Swedish pentathlete whose tests revealed excessive
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amounts of this banned substance.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
What do you think, Eddie, I'm gonna say anabolic steroids.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
And obolic steroids. I guess they had them back there
in the CES had a time for testing though. Let
me testing yet, this was a very first thing. Yeah right,
Why well, Eddie, nog gone it? Well, you can try again.
We got two contests left for you to go through.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
I don't keep on trying.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I just give up. Letty, We appreciate you, buddy, you
have a great day.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Thank you, guys man.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Let's go to James. He's in Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, James,
Good morning, John Boy. Hell no, buddy, oh Tennessee, Eddie's
over for twos. That means you got the next shot
at the John boyd jepany. Alright, alright, so what banned
substance they found in this suite athlete James?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
So moon turn alcohol?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
So you say, what was say? Alcohol? Non specific? Moonshine?
Then is an alcohol?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well, let's move any here. But let's see we got
he's moving on here. You go hold it. Well, everybody else,
let me explain what's happening here with our John Boy
jeopardy Hans Gunner Lichenwall stated that he had two beers
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to calm his nerves before the pistol shooting event. Let
me say that the committee took a zero tolerance stand
and the Swedish team had to return their bronze medals.
So two beers to calm his nerves.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Shooting the pistol.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay, all right, well the way what do you think Annie?
He fell down? Wow, all the way down the stairs. Eddie,
don't thank you. Hold on, Jackie's gonna get you that
prize back of you won.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
I won't, I wont I said, He's all right.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That was the weardeness ending. Ever somebody jerking the phone
out of his hand and started hitting him in.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
The head with it.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
That it was all quiet, asked, what do you think I.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Want?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I love you all.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Let's cut you up on you knew rabbit. He's a
Robert Arrol King on the other side. Good morning, Big
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shows on the radio. Alright, No, we do every Saturday,
my boy, Carla Cook. That's up with Kevin Sport. You're
on the Bama Tailgate Show every Saturday during the season
on the YouTube guys showcasing John Bowmilla grilling sauce as
well as Panneka sausage. Go to YouTube dot com search
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Bama Tailgate Show drops by a three pm eason on
Saturday afternoons. Gating and grilling now, that's perfect time by
boy Robert O'Keane. I was recorded live and the Big
Shows or what I was a little more.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
On one all two.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
The first thing I did in j'all was played a barbecue.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Barbecue slies, beef and bread, ribs and sausage and the cold,
biting rid barbecue. Max So wants to be young barbecue.
Max everybody someone, if you've been a penny, you don't
what to do.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Treat yourself to some meat, eat some barbecue.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
You can sing along with me fellas.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Now that was once this a girl I knew. She
treated me so mad. I offered her my barbecue. She
licked my platter, clean.
Speaker 12 (29:07):
Barbecue slines, some beef and bread ribs said sausage. Out
to cool big rid bybecue. Max So lousty young bbecue.
I had a penia and an onion. If you're feanu puny,
you don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Treat yourself to some meat.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
What do you eat?
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Eat some barbecue?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You catching on.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
Works and wells, works and place wells with others. Now,
don't give me no broccoli. Herny swiss pondu beb if
you all rock me again.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I got up barbicane.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Barbecue slies, some beef and bread, rib said sauce. Say
that's what I said, barbecue. Mack So wansty young barbecue.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I wish I had some.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
If it fin a penny, you don't know what to do.
Treat your sauth to some meat, eat some barbecue. We're
getting a couple more years than.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Low dog. Send me to heaven.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
It ain't where I should go, cause the devil's got
a charcoal pit and a good five down barbecue slies
of beef and bread, reps had sausage and a cold binger.
Read barbecue me so hasty, young barbecue a hall apenion
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an onion. If you fin a penny, you don't know
what to do. Treat your sath to some meat. Let
your feet hit the street by a good place to eat.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Get some barbek here. Yeah, good morning, there's a big
(31:38):
show on AL Radio. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Well. Well, well, it's been a spell since we've heard
about the adventures of the full figure gals. I'm proud
to report that all three have lost a ton of weight. Literally,
They've gone from tied you to just plain fat. They
don't even really need the rascals anymore, they just like
(32:05):
the look. So to celebrate their remarkable transformation, we decided
to accept an invitation to one of their friends barbecue.
After all, meat was one of the things stricken from
their training table, and like a trio of pudgy velociraptors.
They were ready to feed, let me preach on it.
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By the time we arrived, the grill was already smoking.
It was chow time. The girls grabbed their plates and
got in line. It had been a while since I'd
seen them salivated meal time. It's been a long period
of brown rice and steam veggies, and the only meat
they've had was fish. Today they would feast burgers, hot dogs,
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pulled pork wings, brisket, killed basa, the works. Forget the
potato salad and coleslaw. It was meat they hungered for.
The top of the grill was rolled back. A burst
of aromatic smoke engulfed them. Their collective eyes rolled back
in their head like a great white ready to devour
a seal. But when the smoke cleared, the truth was
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laid bare. There was no tender, grilled flesh to be had.
This was a vegan barbecue, mushroom caps, veggie burgers, toe
furky hot dogs, and meatless bacon steaks. My wife asked
if this was some kind of a joke. The new
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age hostess in an Obama T shirt said, this is
a cruelty free cookout. And then I heard it. A
familiar low guttural growl. I retreated to a safe distance
from the impending connage. It wasn't going to be cruelty
free for long. You know, when a bear awakens from hibernation,
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they aren't interested in some tender shoots and berries. They
want meat. Well, Mama Bear, sister in law Bear, and
WiFi Bear weren't about to settle for some damn new
age porridge. This insult to their taste buds could not
go unanswered. In one deaf move, Mama Bear flipped the
grill into the pool. When other guests tried to reason
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with them, they were roundhoused into the tool shed. It
was soon three against thirty. If only the host had
more male friends without man buns and crocs, they might
have had a chance. You know that scene in the
first Ninja Turtles movie where the boys defeat all those ninjas. Yeah,
kind of like that, like the female version of road House.
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As the other guests soon realized they didn't stand a chance,
they started to flee, but the gals, robbed of delicious
meat now had an appetite for revenge. They pursued. They
were out distance, but like a gift from Yahweh, a
strong wind arose. All of that loose skin from months
of dieting caught the breeze. In mere seconds, they were airborne,
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like saggy pimply kites. It was death from above. They dove,
one after another under the fleeing vegans. Bif pow bam
Adam West would have been proud. Their victims lay scattered
all over the cul de sac. The gals strode back,
victorious with a new confidence and smiling. They hadn't done
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that in a long time, high fiving and laughing the
laugh of those who have survived great battles and lived
to tell the tale. But the problem remained. They wanted meat.
I knew it was time to leave when Mama Bear
was chasing the host's Boston Terrier with a bun and
a bottle of brilla and sauce. It just so happened
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there was a barbecue buffet a short distance away. They
lumbered through the line, stacking their plates with victuals that
would make Vikings proud. Sitting in silence and eating, basking
in the events of the day, knowing the journey was
worth it. I smiled and nibbled on carrot sticks, letting
them enjoy the moment. In a bold move, they didn't
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clean their plates at a girls. On the way home,
they were on the phone regaling friends with the events
of the day. The only time they stopped talking was
when we passed the dairy Queen and I detected a
faint whimper.
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I'm a ul doo coming out of this Tuesday, September seventeen,
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But let's get up, go to school, go to work.
You got a big show on the radio. Hey body,
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Let's do our second take Tuesday, shall we?
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Okay?
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We still see boo oh gody. I hope we didn't
run that good little quarterback from Alabama Heisman Trophy winner
Bryce young Man. The first game was real bad. Like
I told you, passed for like one hundred and sixty yards.
That was his average for all last season. The whole season,
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and then on Sunday it was like half that it
was something like sixty yards.
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That's going on.
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our categories. The year was nineteen sixty. Loretta Lynne appeared
for the first time. I'm on the Grand Old Opry, right.
She joined the Opry two years later. Man, that's one
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that you would just be hoping the way she is
is the way she is, and she was Wow, like
Kamala Harris, there we have a day.
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That's his day working on it.
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Good deal, all right? Move up to nineteen eighty eight.
Research results were released indicating that Americans did not want
talking cars, cameras, or appliances that told him what to
do or how to do it. Yeah, that was our parents.
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Eight.
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Yeah, well they didn't listen to him. No, right, And finally,
on this date, No. Six, an e Coli outbreak occurred
in the US. The outbreak is blamed on spinach, and
therefore all spinach was recalled from stores. Total of three
deaths were attributed to the.
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Outpry could find a bag of spinach?
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Yeah about that all right? I will thinking about some
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How are you you doing, mister John Boys.
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Hey buddy, we all doing good man, welcome in here.
Sounds like you wide away.
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Oh man, I'll be up since two am waiting for
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Heed you ready go? Let's do it in honor of Loretta.
Three female country singers ready to go, hell me.
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While man reaping my guitared Dolly park.
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Let's uh bustballs or blue tea?
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You got man? H Then for the wind. Three green
vegetables ready to go.
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Color greens. I love so much green things.
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Dalky, I'll be waiting for them real thank.
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Hey, thanks so long. Can I give a shout out?
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Hey, I want to give a shout out to my
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And I want to say hello to Boom Boom raymon Sceni.
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Get the kids ready for school, get them to the
bus stop. Music man Jackie by the.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Bus stop, good morning. This will make showing the radio
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and say yeah, get the kids up red to school.
Get them to the bus stop. We've had our talks
about bus stops over the years.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Back when the.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Curry is there.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Jacket and her brother Dale waiting on the bus set
the grotto's Virginia. Yeah, hey with country, wain't nothing for
Dale to squirrel hunt. While I was waiting for the bus.
You gotta go. That's right. We are celebrating by music
we usually do with it. Little Jackie got ready for
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school today, was gonna be a winner.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Her mama said during girl, it's your turn to go
out and hunt for dinner.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So she grabbed her gun.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Thought he would be fine.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
In the morningside, so she grabbed her gun. She drew
up beat and she did the deed and bag the
squirrel for eat ten after school bus stop, and the
local cops said, you two are gonna catch him beat ten.
It's a bad, bad day because of that stupid big
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hand girl. It's a real bad day because she had
a taste for squirrel eat Ask her by her it's
the King of Lona? Instead of me and Jackie shooting
squirrels at the bus stop. Instead of me and Jackie
shooting squirrels at the bus stop.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The time, it would a gunshot red hell.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Well the lawyer said that the squirrel is dead, but
there weren't no need to kill it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And then the Lona squirrel cried that her baby fried
in a big old greasy skill it. Lord, it's been
a day.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Because of that dumb big handed girl, a rotten day.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
She went and shot a borl squirrel beat after her buck?
Is it the King of Belona?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Instead of me and Jackie shooting squirrels at the bus stop,
it instead up being shaggy shoot where else at the
fuzz style?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Instead of being shaggy shoot, where's at the fuzz? Style awesome,
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Good morning begs. Joe's an already going. Now if you
minutes with mom and Webster.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Man, the new Great Depression rolls on people having a
hard time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cap, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
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guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads, going what
is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a cop
working on a stolen metal case, I got a tip
for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big thick white boys try to steal guardrail?
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Has some labor intensive crime right now, We ain't about that.
If a brother hooked up one of them gangs, he
lasted about ten minutes. First job of the night, boss man,
say okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
We gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna
pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
If I wanted to work, I'd get a job, all right, Well,
then run get that manhole cover out of the street.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Do what why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'm a
no eight ways spit on seventy eight cents a pound, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds? Only go knock
over the meat depopping at the food jin. No man,
get up that poem and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, don't
find my dad ass two blocks of eight when my
shoes blowed off. Yeah, well you say you want big
money copper, go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound.
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You ain't got a tote it, but an ounce of
the time. This here, gang, you need to get out.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
The scrap business and get into weed business. Bostonn Go Calvin,
what you fired?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I know, man. Just look y'all, be careful. I'll catch
your with you next week. And that, my friends, is
why my people ain't in no scrap metal game. This
crime has got more white people in it than the
NHL Hall of Fame, y'all think about it.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
I'm Marvin Webs.
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Helly you Lindsey premise here when I'm on this side
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You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
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Speaker 4 (17:42):
Alright, yeah, wait, thank you very much. The box office
from the weekend Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice number one for the second
straight weekend, making some money. The total for a North
America money was one hundred and eighty eight million dollars
and two hundred and sixty four million globally.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
That's up.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I got a lot of zeros.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
The horror R flick Speak No Evil, the one starring
James McAvoy opened up in second place. Deadpool and Wolverine
they dropped from second, but remain in the third place
spot for the top five, and Am I Racist? The
first theatrical release from Ben Shapiro's The Daily Wire debuted.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
In fourth place. Wow, which is pretty cicular. It wasn't
in a wide release.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Didn't even make my list of what was coming out,
So my goodness, it came in fourth.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He's gotten very popular on Yeah, I like him.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Some things to note.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
The biopic Pick Reagan fell from third to fifth place,
and Dave Batista is the Killers Game premiered in sixth place.
The action all Right, what's coming out this Friday?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Transformers one.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It's computer animated movie starring Crims Crims, Chris Hemsworth, and
Scarlett Johansson. This is a franchise revitalizing prequel. You know,
the Transformers have been around for a very long time. Yeah,
It's based on the Hasbro toy line and the original
story explores the friendship and the eventual animosity between Optimus
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Prime and make a Dray.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Okay, so this has never been released before. Now, this
is a prequel, prequel animated computer animal, and it's the first.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
One since nineteen eighty six. They've been live action, you know,
mixed between the since then. So I know, some little duff.
Here's a very excited about this one streaming. What to
watch there on Peacock World's Most Notorious Killers. If you're
a crime junkie, experts and specialists offer and in depth
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look at some of the world's most dangerous murders, featuring
evidence and interviews from the notorious cases.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
That have not been seen before. Bodycam is on Max.
It's season one.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
They have ten episodes of this and it's the body
cam captures of the up and dangerous world of America's
police officers.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Wow, they're reviving cops. Yeah, they kicked it off, you know,
will be war on cops, thank you very much. So yeah,
so I know Fox Nation though their website has been
running it.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Let's see what's next the future with Bill Gates. This
is on Netflix season one. It's a documentary with Bill.
You can join visionary philanthropus Bill Gates as he delves
into pressing global issues and uncovers cutting edge technologies that
will transform the word.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's what I want to do. I want to go
to Bill Gates.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Let him tell me house you may be looking for, like,
where's my really, where's my escape? Where's my escape? Monsters?
The Lyel and Rick Manendez story.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
Is that that doing for you?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well, that's on Netflix. It's not starring them, of course,
since they're in prison. It is at their actors based
but it's their story. And Fraser Season one is streaming. Yes,
Fraser has re entered the building. That's likelogist is back
in Boston with new challenges to face and an old
dream or two to finally fulfilled challenger.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No challenge that gonna face it being half as funny
as the originals, right jagged.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I know it's hard.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We gave it a shot and we loved.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Love Frasier when you can still catch that syndication and that's.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
A wrap free thank you, Clara Barty. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question.
We found out the world's first coin operated vending device
was invented over two thousand years ago. And this is
what it dispends.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Was it holy waters?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It was holy water? About that?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
All right?
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen sixty eight, the
first Olympic athlete disqualified under the Committee's first anti doping
rules was a Swedish pentathlete whose test revealed excessive amounts
of this banned substance.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh what is testosterone?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Right there? I can't keep up with that either. Well,
what what y'all got?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
No, by the way, one eight hundred Big Show you
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Should look into it. There's shots uptil.
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio. Roll until your Tuesday.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit box or
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Right now, let's.
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Find yes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy. Wow,
and now your host. He was once disqualified from participating
in weight Watchers after he tested positive for excessive amounts
of gravy pease, John boyd I have let's say, hey,
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Eddie had an oak Ridge, Tennesga. Morning, Eddie, Good morning,
John Morren Billy.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
My second time getting the call in.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You gotta kick my butt on that word?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
You word?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
I can't myself, don't out of it?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well man, good, I'm glad you hadn't given up. I'm
glad you're staying with it. No way, all right, So
here we are the John Boy Jeopardy contest. You got
first shot at it. It was nineteen sixty eight. The
first Olympic athlete disqualified none of the Committee's first anti
doping rules was a Swedish pentathlete whose tests revealed excessive
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amounts of this banned substance.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
What do you think, Eddie, I'm gonna say anabolic steroids.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
And obolic steroids. I guess they had them back there
in the CES had a time for testing though. Let
me testing yet, this was a very first thing. Yeah right,
Why well, Eddie, nog gone it? Well, you can try again.
We got two contests left for you to go through.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
I don't keep on trying.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I just give up. Letty, We appreciate you, buddy, you
have a great day.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Thank you, guys man.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Let's go to James. He's in Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, James,
Good morning, John Boy. Hell no, buddy, oh Tennessee, Eddie's
over for twos. That means you got the next shot
at the John boyd jepany. Alright, alright, so what banned
substance they found in this suite athlete James?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
So moon turn alcohol?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
So you say, what was say? Alcohol? Non specific? Moonshine?
Then is an alcohol?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well, let's move any here. But let's see we got
he's moving on here. You go hold it. Well, everybody else,
let me explain what's happening here with our John Boy
jeopardy Hans Gunner Lichenwall stated that he had two beers
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to calm his nerves before the pistol shooting event. Let
me say that the committee took a zero tolerance stand
and the Swedish team had to return their bronze medals.
So two beers to calm his nerves.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Shooting the pistol.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay, all right, well the way what do you think Annie?
He fell down? Wow, all the way down the stairs. Eddie,
don't thank you. Hold on, Jackie's gonna get you that
prize back of you won.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
I won't, I wont I said, He's all right.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That was the weardeness ending. Ever somebody jerking the phone
out of his hand and started hitting him in.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
The head with it.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
That it was all quiet, asked, what do you think I.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Want?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I love you all.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Let's cut you up on you knew rabbit. He's a
Robert Arrol King on the other side. Good morning, Big
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shows on the radio. Alright, No, we do every Saturday,
my boy, Carla Cook. That's up with Kevin Sport. You're
on the Bama Tailgate Show every Saturday during the season
on the YouTube guys showcasing John Bowmilla grilling sauce as
well as Panneka sausage. Go to YouTube dot com search
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Bama Tailgate Show drops by a three pm eason on
Saturday afternoons. Gating and grilling now, that's perfect time by
boy Robert O'Keane. I was recorded live and the Big
Shows or what I was a little more.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
On one all two.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
The first thing I did in j'all was played a barbecue.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Barbecue slies, beef and bread, ribs and sausage and the cold,
biting rid barbecue. Max So wants to be young barbecue.
Max everybody someone, if you've been a penny, you don't
what to do.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Treat yourself to some meat, eat some barbecue.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
You can sing along with me fellas.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Now that was once this a girl I knew. She
treated me so mad. I offered her my barbecue. She
licked my platter, clean.
Speaker 12 (29:07):
Barbecue slines, some beef and bread ribs said sausage. Out
to cool big rid bybecue. Max So lousty young bbecue.
I had a penia and an onion. If you're feanu puny,
you don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Treat yourself to some meat.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
What do you eat?
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Eat some barbecue?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You catching on.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
Works and wells, works and place wells with others. Now,
don't give me no broccoli. Herny swiss pondu beb if
you all rock me again.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I got up barbicane.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Barbecue slies, some beef and bread, rib said sauce. Say
that's what I said, barbecue. Mack So wansty young barbecue.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I wish I had some.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
If it fin a penny, you don't know what to do.
Treat your sauth to some meat, eat some barbecue. We're
getting a couple more years than.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Low dog. Send me to heaven.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
It ain't where I should go, cause the devil's got
a charcoal pit and a good five down barbecue slies
of beef and bread, reps had sausage and a cold binger.
Read barbecue me so hasty, young barbecue a hall apenion
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an onion. If you fin a penny, you don't know
what to do. Treat your sath to some meat. Let
your feet hit the street by a good place to eat.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Get some barbek here. Yeah, good morning, there's a big
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show on AL Radio. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Well. Well, well, it's been a spell since we've heard
about the adventures of the full figure gals. I'm proud
to report that all three have lost a ton of weight. Literally,
They've gone from tied you to just plain fat. They
don't even really need the rascals anymore, they just like
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the look. So to celebrate their remarkable transformation, we decided
to accept an invitation to one of their friends barbecue.
After all, meat was one of the things stricken from
their training table, and like a trio of pudgy velociraptors.
They were ready to feed, let me preach on it.
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By the time we arrived, the grill was already smoking.
It was chow time. The girls grabbed their plates and
got in line. It had been a while since I'd
seen them salivated meal time. It's been a long period
of brown rice and steam veggies, and the only meat
they've had was fish. Today they would feast burgers, hot dogs,
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pulled pork wings, brisket, killed basa, the works. Forget the
potato salad and coleslaw. It was meat they hungered for.
The top of the grill was rolled back. A burst
of aromatic smoke engulfed them. Their collective eyes rolled back
in their head like a great white ready to devour
a seal. But when the smoke cleared, the truth was
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laid bare. There was no tender, grilled flesh to be had.
This was a vegan barbecue, mushroom caps, veggie burgers, toe
furky hot dogs, and meatless bacon steaks. My wife asked
if this was some kind of a joke. The new
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age hostess in an Obama T shirt said, this is
a cruelty free cookout. And then I heard it. A
familiar low guttural growl. I retreated to a safe distance
from the impending connage. It wasn't going to be cruelty
free for long. You know, when a bear awakens from hibernation,
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they aren't interested in some tender shoots and berries. They
want meat. Well, Mama Bear, sister in law Bear, and
WiFi Bear weren't about to settle for some damn new
age porridge. This insult to their taste buds could not
go unanswered. In one deaf move, Mama Bear flipped the
grill into the pool. When other guests tried to reason
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with them, they were roundhoused into the tool shed. It
was soon three against thirty. If only the host had
more male friends without man buns and crocs, they might
have had a chance. You know that scene in the
first Ninja Turtles movie where the boys defeat all those ninjas. Yeah,
kind of like that, like the female version of road House.
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As the other guests soon realized they didn't stand a chance,
they started to flee, but the gals, robbed of delicious
meat now had an appetite for revenge. They pursued. They
were out distance, but like a gift from Yahweh, a
strong wind arose. All of that loose skin from months
of dieting caught the breeze. In mere seconds, they were airborne,
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like saggy pimply kites. It was death from above. They dove,
one after another under the fleeing vegans. Bif pow bam
Adam West would have been proud. Their victims lay scattered
all over the cul de sac. The gals strode back,
victorious with a new confidence and smiling. They hadn't done
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that in a long time, high fiving and laughing the
laugh of those who have survived great battles and lived
to tell the tale. But the problem remained. They wanted meat.
I knew it was time to leave when Mama Bear
was chasing the host's Boston Terrier with a bun and
a bottle of brilla and sauce. It just so happened
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there was a barbecue buffet a short distance away. They
lumbered through the line, stacking their plates with victuals that
would make Vikings proud. Sitting in silence and eating, basking
in the events of the day, knowing the journey was
worth it. I smiled and nibbled on carrot sticks, letting
them enjoy the moment. In a bold move, they didn't
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clean their plates at a girls. On the way home,
they were on the phone regaling friends with the events
of the day. The only time they stopped talking was
when we passed the dairy Queen and I detected a
faint whimper.
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his sequin trousers.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
On the inside because I don't know anything.
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Man was just trying trying to avoid extra luggage fees.
Wearing everything at once. Yahmar was wonderful thing. Let's talk
about that wonderful thing. One hundred and eighteen. Here's something
I ain't nobody in the world's got, maybe just a
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few of us. An actual section of the stone countertop
and the master bathroom in one of Saddam Husseins presidential
palaces back in the day. Specializes boys chasing the damn
before they dug him out of that hole, and one
of his one of his houses one exactly in the
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