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September 9, 2025 44 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll call over to Red Hot Talent, Inc. and get the scoop on Murray's newest client.. - JD's announces their big “Dukes of Hazard” themed sale.. - Tater updates our assignments for What to Watch.. - Oliver expresses his thoughts on the changes made at Cracker Barrel.. - Ricky B. Sharp steps into our karaoke booth and performs, “The Royals”.. - Mark Packer gives us Southern Fried Football update on last week’s college football action and takes a look at the games coming up this week.. - The Grumpy Old Man explains why he hates football.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a replay of Jeff Pillars’ timeline of events from our trip to the White House a few years back…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listen to John BOYD and Billy and that
they're Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny ha haa not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ain't gotten the gaze.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Morning, big old cock a doodle dooo of anatom Tuesdays,
September ninth five in your morning noises.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I like you.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I like you the way we wake up.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Okay, where's the copy here?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Get this ready?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, we got it all planned out. Man, We're gonna
have a good show here. Okay. You gotta hang with us, though,
in case you have to get along with your Tuesday morning.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Chores, with your lives.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
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After it's over with John Boy and Billy Late Risers
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then you done.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Oh it's it's.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's national Teddy beard Day. We'll have fun with a
national Wiener Schnitzel day, Tater, we'll have fun with your sninzel.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I was not a fan.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah that's right, man, when you're over there with the
home of the Wiener Snitchel in Austria, I know, what
is it like a sausage dog at all? This leading part.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
A Weener at all? It's pounded out veal like pounded
out to like this size, like like a small pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
So it's not even shaped like a dog like a no.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
I think, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
So then they deep fry it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It says a breaded recipe.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, and then they sort like like this jam potatoes
cel really good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Tainer salad and hold the wieners. Hey, what about national
ants on a log day? We looked at it. Is
that like peanut butter or celery with raisins? Does that
so right?

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think that's right? Yeah, all right, I see, and
I learned them. I'll remember something about food. Yeah, okay,
I gotta make room for that Wiener's initial. Now I'll
tell us a big dish. We change it all right?
Then we got three days in this tre saved up.
Hopefully we'll use those to get the winning beginning. We
are awake, Big shows on a radio. Good morning, Big

(03:38):
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up to our three dates in history. We will clean

(04:00):
our three categories from all right four to ninety BC. Philippides,
a Greek soldier, ran twenty six miles. We'll let the
people of Athens know about the Greek victory against these
persons at marathon. After he gasped rejoice, we are victorious,
he died from exhaustion. Today's twenty six mile race, named

(04:24):
after the city Marathon is based on this historic event,
with the twenty six miles and everything.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Every time I see a marathon, I wonder do they
know they don't have to do this.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Say it's a crazy man, You've got to train for it.
Like my daughter in law and then my sister in
law back in the day. She ran one too, and
you just can't pop out there and run it. You
got work up to her.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's my older brother and his kids do it. They're
the healthy ones in the family. Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Maybe you shit just starting to you ride driving twenty
six months. I'm a champ at that. Give me a medal.
That's right, you can't they know tay to pick up
and go to Florida for the week, right, and didn't
bring me a T shirt from Alligator Alcatraz. I've thought
about that. It's very close travels more than rand mcdolly.

(05:21):
Oh right, it was it. There's a marathon. Okay. Then
let's move up to eighteen eighty four where antone Footwanger
invented the hot dog. Where we were just talking about
the wayners Denzil see the hot dog. Let's stick with
the American hot dog. You know what we got there.
And then finally nineteen seventy four, the TV comedy Rhoda

(05:43):
debut on CBS. Road had been Mary Richard's neighbor for
five seasons on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Valerie Harper
was Rhoda. Julie Kavnar was sister Brenda and Nancy Walker
played their mother Ida Morgenstern. Lorenzo Music was the voice
of Carlton the Doorman, and Rhoda lasted four seasons. I

(06:04):
was a big fan of Rhoda. Now now give me
old Laura Petrie anytime. And there you go. Think about
some TV sitcoms you might like and one eight hundred
big shows you told free line across America. We play
out birds next where you see it's a big show

(06:47):
on the radio. Tuesday morning, September the night five feature
track on the Big Show vid Box Colors recaps our
trip to the White House Jose for a keywords white
House in the bang went pretty well considering who it was,

(07:08):
Oh keyword white House. I would say that at the
Big Box, at the Big Shows dot Com, all right, Upburst,
let's play Upburst.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being let's go contested number one.

Speaker 9 (07:32):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst, have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Have a big shots.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Let's say had a James from Knox Falls and.

Speaker 11 (07:49):
I say we have a shots.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Come on to James. Good morning, John boy, Hello, whaty
welcome in here? All right, well, let me get you
through these three categories. James gets you at prize back.
You ready to go? I'm ready to go. All right, then,
so five seconds I start off with three kinds of marathons.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Ready go, music, Boston and King k.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, now give us three things that you put
on a hot dog? No wrong answers here? Ready go?

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Uh realish monsters can ketch it?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right? You mean to throw you off, James for
to win. Three TV sitcoms pastor present? Ready go?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Uh y?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Did you bring up way bu well you you might
have cut out? Did that phone cut out? James? Okay, well,
let me give you another chance. Three TV SI comes
past the president, Ready to go?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Uh, I'm sorry, three stooges nice and.

Speaker 12 (09:21):
Yo boy?

Speaker 13 (09:23):
Yeah I don't know, he said, And John Boy, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, didn't phone cut out? Your phone cut out?

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Okay, get off, James man, all right, all right, James,
you hang right there, buddy, Jack, you hook you up?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
All right?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Okay, okay, all good, all.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Good by the way. The hour here comes the top.
What are your news on the other side, an excuse
to wake our agent Murray of this morning at night,

(10:41):
good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All hang,
all right, way before we call Mr Well day you
here celebrated later on. It was on this exact date,
September ninth, nineteen fifty six, Elvis Presley made his first
appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. The more than fifteen
million viewers, nearly eighty three percent of the US TV

(11:03):
audience watched the show. The only film now was from
the waist up because he would move and gyrate down
there like the women right.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
That later it was just a nervous tick. Oh never
ready a livesey who's up over? Red hot? Hello?

Speaker 7 (11:23):
That how telling incorporated?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Cel? Is that really you?

Speaker 14 (11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Man? What a relieve? I thought we were never gonna
hear your voice again.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
To chut out, it's only off for a week now.
He called it a team building exercise, although help giving
everybody in the office a week of vacation is team building?
Beats the heck out of me.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Ah, so he didn't tell you about the.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Tell me about the what uh nothing? Oh okay, what
happened while I was on vacation?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, let's just say he had some interesting temp people
in the office. Well, not really in your office. They
were kind of in another office.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Oh you mean the California office.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
This was a little further away than that, Like, how
much further would you believe? India?

Speaker 7 (12:09):
India? Gee, we don't have an office while I was gone.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, it makes you feeling better. He outsourced himself too.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
I can't believe this. He sent me off on vacation
so he could audition a cheap point importers and a placement.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah you know see, I really thank you. Need to
take us up with Murray. And before you two get started,
could we talk to him for a second?

Speaker 7 (12:33):
No skin off my nose at this point. Hold on,
I'll paging for you. Hey, Curry Boy, I mean hey Murray,
Jimbo and buy me on two.

Speaker 15 (12:44):
Thank you, Jimbo love you mean it?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Hey Murray. So the outsourcing thing didn't work out, huh.

Speaker 15 (12:52):
Yeah, those guys just weren't able to provide the level
of service that our agency need, you know what I mean.
Thus it was a major problem. When I sent over
the first hay roll package, the guy calls me from India.
He's all upset. Apparently we have a little miscommunication.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Uh uh, what was in the package?

Speaker 15 (13:07):
Ten thousand tablets of rue Hipnow you know that black
market tranquilizer.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
You sent him ten thousand rupees.

Speaker 15 (13:14):
Yeah, turns out he was asking me for ten thousand rupees. Aney,
that's what they use for money over there. Anyway, listen, babe,
we've got a new client. I think we'll make the
Jimbo and Bobby Show to talk of every water cooler
in America. A well known name synonymous with showcasing the
hottest talent in show business. Jimbo, I have just signed Sullivan.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Ed Sullivan. Hadn't he been dead for like thirty years?

Speaker 15 (13:40):
Well, yes he has. But I've got the next best thing,
Fred Sullivan.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Fred Sullivan.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Ah, you've heard of him?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Not really?

Speaker 15 (13:48):
Well, he's Ed's only son, learned the business right there
at his father's side. But you know, after the show
got canceled in the early seventies, he wanted to, you know,
find his own pass, so he went off to college,
tried a few different things all but now he's back
and he's ready to carry on the proud Sullivan family tradition. Jimbo,
this guy is just what your show needs. An mc

(14:08):
an mc I'm glad you see it my way. Look, Babe,
you and Bobby have to concentrate on the big pictures
we call him in the biz. You don't need to
get bogged down with all that good morning and here's
where the giant barbecue grill is going to be this weekend.
If oh, look, here comes made a man stuff like that,
I say, let Fred handle all that grunt work for you.

(14:30):
That way you can concentrate on showcasing your personalities. Think
of him as the Ryan Seacrest to your Simon Cowell
and Paula abdul and one are the odds he's here
in the office with me right now. Are you lucky?
Or what?

Speaker 14 (14:44):
You got?

Speaker 15 (14:45):
Time for him to do an audition for you over
the telephone.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't guess it's doing a good for me to say, no, Hey, Fred, I.

Speaker 15 (14:50):
Got Jimbo and Bobby on the phone. Want to do
a quick audition? Great?

Speaker 14 (14:53):
Great, great?

Speaker 15 (14:53):
Okay, Jimbo, I'm gonna put him on here, Fred Ogg.

Speaker 14 (14:57):
Hello, is this Jimbo?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Well, actually this is John Boy.

Speaker 14 (15:00):
Well what do you say there? You big old hairy
nose picking, boot lighting, knuckle dragging, deep all looking pervert. Listen,
I don't want to take up a lot of your time,
so let me just give you a quick sample of
what I can bring your program. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
It's the Big Shoe, and today we should probably call

(15:23):
it a really big shoe. Today. Right here on our
shoe the comedy stylings of the red and goob BLUs
our old friend mister. In less than ten minutes, we'll
have a chance for you to win a gift certificate
from Auto Zoo, Get in the Zoom autos Zoom and

(15:43):
a your's supply of blueing you Right now, here's the police.
Were there a big hit do Do Doo dood the
Big Shoe.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
That was very nice, messtersel Hell you, thank you, he said.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
We're also on a lot of country stations too.

Speaker 14 (16:04):
That's no problem. I'll just say something like, now here's
books and Done recording their big hit, the boot Scooting
Boogie right here on the Big Shoes.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
To sell enough good ways make the Murray again radio.

Speaker 15 (16:29):
So, so what do you think he just like a dad,
doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, that's that's kind of the problem. You know, he's
got that weird you thing going on with his voice,
and well, I don't see this working out at all.
There's there's really absolutely no way.

Speaker 15 (16:41):
Okay, okay, let's hold up, Fred, He says, it may
be a little too jewish. Don't worry, babe, we just
need to do a little bit of fine tuning. They'll
love it. It'll be great, trust me.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Hey, what are you telling me that for?

Speaker 15 (16:54):
This is a little thing I like to call letting
him down easy, Jimbo, this is what I do.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Hey, by the way, did you send that tape of
us to Rodney Carrington's people? You know we saw him
at Charleston. He said he wants to get us a
guest job on a Stevie's show.

Speaker 15 (17:07):
Well, as a matter of fact, I just got a
fact from the guy at ABC this morning.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
What did it say?

Speaker 15 (17:11):
Let me see here. They think you maybe a little
too jewish. Don't worry, babe, we just need to do
a little bit of fine tuning. They'll love it. It'll
be great. Trust me. Hey, listen, babe, I got a dash.
Let's do the lunch thing later. Have you a machine
called my machine? And until what together? Again? Well? I
think Aerosmith put it best on the soundtrack of the

(17:32):
nineteen ninety eight motion picture Armageddon. I don't want to
close my eyes. I don't want to fall asleep because
I'd miss you, babe, and I don't want to miss
a thing. Oh and give some of that loved to
Bobby Ed's Billy Him too, Jimbo what called me.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Good?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Tuesday morning? Got the big show on the radio. And
from the desk of tay Or Tayman News, we got
what to watch coming up about twenty minutes.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
Right now, let's turn it over to mister Rubarb. Thank you,
gimme de beat Hi.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Kids.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
This is your vaguely creepy old pal, mister Rubarb, and
this is mister Rubarb's Mailbag, where we answer letters from you,
the members of mister Rubarb's Learning Is Fun Club. Today's
letter is from Tad Bentley of Dauphan, Alabama. Dear mister Rubarb,

(18:50):
my dad's a really smart guy. Last week he got
two job offers for a lot of money. One of
the jobs is in Los Angeles, California, and the other
one is in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Our family will have to
move to one of those places. Mom says Dad should
take the job in California because they have great weather

(19:10):
all the time, and a bunch of movie stars live there.
Mom says Wyoming is boring. Dad says California sucks. Not
only do they have earthquakes and forest fires and mud slides,
but their flat broke. Dad says he wouldn't live there
on a bet. Does California really suck? Are they really broke?

(19:34):
If so, why your pal Tad?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well, Tad.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
The only famous person I could find from Wyoming is
Larry Wilcox, who was on a TV show called Chips.
He was the guy that people remember as not paunch,
the other one.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
So your mom's got a point.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Wyoming is boring, but your dad's got a point too.
Wyoming has plenty of money, while California's economy is doing
something grown ups called sucking wind. Why are they so different?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Allow me to.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
Explain, with a little help from two wild coyotes. The
Governor of California is on a nature trail walking his
dog when a wild coyote comes out of the woods.
The Governor's about to run the coyote off when he
thinks of the movie Bambi and realizes that the coyote
is only doing what comes naturally. The coyote kills the

(20:33):
governor's dog. Then he bites the governor on the leg.
The governor runs over to a tree and climbs up
so the coyote can't get him. He pulls out his
cellphone and calls animal control. Do they come and kill
the coyote? No, silly, They catch the coyote. They build
a state two hundred dollars to test it for diseases

(20:56):
and five hundred dollars to relocate it to another part
of the day. They also charge two hundred dollars for
picking up the governor's dog. The governor goes to the hospital,
they send the state a bill for three thousand dollars
to fix the bite on his leg and test him
for coyote diseases. When he gets out of the hospital,

(21:17):
the governor shuts down the park for six months while
the state Department of Wildlife Affairs spends one hundred thousand
dollars to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
The governor spends fifty thousand dollars on a statewide coyote
awareness campaign. It starts a two million dollar program to
find a cure for rabies. The governor's bodyguard gets fired

(21:42):
for not stopping the coyote attack. The state spends one
hundred fifty thousand to find and train a new bodyguard,
and a group called PETA sues the state for five
million dollars for disturbing the ecosystem by taking the coyote
out of his natural habitat. Totals to the state of
California seven point three million dollars. As I'm sure you

(22:05):
know that's a lot of money. Now, let's see how
things would go if the same thing happened in Wyoming.
The governor of Wyoming is on a nature trail walking
his dog when a wild coyote comes out of the woods.
The dog starts to bark at the coyote, which gives
the governor just enough time to pull out his personal

(22:26):
glock nine millimeter pistol and pump a bullet through the
coyotes forehead. A flock of buzzard swooped down and clean
up the dead coyote in about a day and a half.
Total cost of this coyote attacked zero dollars. And that
tab is why California is broke in Wyoming, isn't I

(22:46):
hope you'll be very happy and shying and that's it
for mister Rubarb's mail bag until next time. This is
mister Rubarb saying. This is mister rubob carry on straight, Paoper,
Good morning, the big Shows.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
On the radio.

Speaker 16 (23:05):
Hangout all right, listen to you, morg it's time to
button your yapp say. I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey,
he's adorable.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
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what to watch. Here's our girl, Marsley Taylor Moran.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Well, hello, hey, we're gonna look and see what everyone
was watching at the box office this past weekend, and
it looks like a lot of people went and saw
The Conjuring Last Rites. It roared into theaters this weekend
with an eighty three million dollars stateside weekend.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
May She's out the commercial, some old girl in the doorway,
or Elbow's been the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
It's about a house.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
It's like it's possaess.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh wow, yeah, the house.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
It's got some issues coming in a distance. Second place
was Disney's filmed version of Hamilton. Hamilton is in theaters.
I can't believe it only made ten million. Oh it
was a re release, and I guess everybody already knows it.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I thought that'd be a huge Weapons came in third place.
That's the one where the kids disappear and everybody gets scared.
Kind of fun freak Your Friday was in fourth place,
and routing out the top five, was caught stealing. That's
what the guy that played Elvis. All right, So what
is out in theaters this weekend?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
No, I do know.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
It's just on my other piece of paper. Spinal Tap too,
the end continues. That is in theaters this Friday, and
it's a sequel to the legendary mockumentary This is this
is spinal Tap. So yeah, I'm looking forward to that one.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
That should be a good one. Toy Story.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
The thirtieth anniversary is being released into theaters, so on
the new generation can see toy Stoyer on the big screen.
The first Toy Story, Downton Abbey, the Grand Finale. Yeah,
that's in theaters, Downton Abbey. Sorry, that's that out. The
Long Walk. It's a horror suspense thriller. It's a Stephen

(27:05):
King book or novel rather, and it looks scary. The
Long Walks at intense, chilling and emotional thriller. It challenges
audience to confront a haunting question how far could you go?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
So there's a deal. They just they're walking. I know,
something weird with Stephen King, but I was just trying
to get my head around what's the whole deals of
the Hike or something? Legal immigrants exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
It's well, it's an annual competition known as the Long Walk,
where one hundred teen boys must maintain a walking speed
above four miles per hour. If they receive three warnings
an hour, they are shot. WoT shot dead, shot dead.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
It says, belie or not.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's kind of like the Squid Games a little while,
but believe it or not.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Before the excluding the shooting, you apart, that was a sport.
People went to stadiums and watched people walk till they drop.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, so that's the Long Walk.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
You're right, and code three. It's a comedy. It stars
Rain Wilson and Rob Riggle and it's about a twenty
four hour shift, burned out paramedic tasked with training is
eager but inexperienced replacement and mayhem ensued. If you are
into streaming, you can see Aka Charlie Sheen on Netflix.
It's a documentary with him talking about his seven hard

(28:25):
fought years of sobriety, winning only Murders in the Building.
Season five is on Hulu. Wednesday is back The Little
Creepy Kid Adams Kid Season two, Part two is on
Netflix and Pee Wee. Herman's documentary won a Primetime Emmy
at the Emmys the other night, and they was post posthumorous.

(28:48):
He won the Emmy, so he has two. He has
two Daytime Emmys and now he has one Prime Wow.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
Did you know Chi and Chong has a new movie out?
No song streaming. It's Cheech and Chong's last movie right now.
It's only available for rental, so it's like six bucks,
but it's on Apple, TV, Bendango, Amazon.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You know all the big ones and.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Got one more, one more. I think you would enjoy watching.
Do you remember the Magician? The Amazing Randy. Right, Yeah,
a little short guy that you know, went around debunking
all the psychics and all that.

Speaker 12 (29:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
His documentary is called an Honest Liar, and there's a
lot of stuff in that that is really interesting.

Speaker 12 (29:32):
Good.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, all right, Honest Liar. It's pretty sorry.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
No, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
A good deal. Well there you go, tag team. All right,
Well let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Need to review yesterday's question said today we call it noon,
but it originally comes from the Latin phrase no nah hohrah,
which literally means the ninth power and refer to this

(30:02):
time of day.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
What is it three pm?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, three pms' readon? We got a noon? Now, all right,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to White House records, William
Howard Taft was the first US President to engage in
this sport while in office. What is a game of
chase with an intern?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I think that was a little before. He never called him.
He was like eight hundred pounds. What y'all got? What
eight hundred? Big show?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You told?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy? Next Good two

(31:00):
Good Morning, September nine, twenty twenty five. I feature track
from The Big Show, Big Box Pillars recaps our trip
to the White House. Search for keywords white house and
the White House. We got all over the plays here
Big Show dot com. There right now, let's play jes

(31:21):
live across America. It's John Boyjevil and now your host.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
He found out the hard way that the White House
Secret Service is not amused with a business card saying
I'm a double knock spy.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
He is, John Boy.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
Some of them were.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
As they had a mic out of mchu and Tennessee
the morning, Mike.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (31:47):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Hey, bondygue are how's everything with you in the volunteer
state this morning?

Speaker 12 (31:53):
Better than I deserve that?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Boy? Well might let's say you got first shot at
John Boyjeopardy this morn talking about the White House. According
to the White House records, William Howard Taft was the
first US President to engage in this sport while in office.
What you got, Mike, uh or by.

Speaker 12 (32:15):
Cow pastor pool golf.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Cow pastor pull or golf? You the golf and William
Howard Tapp wasn't he the one that got stuck in
the White House bathtub?

Speaker 8 (32:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Three hundred and fifty four pounds. Oh that's what it was. Yeah,
that goes my last excuse for not being any good
at golf. Your boobs do get in the way.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
I excuse it.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Our buddy been right. Okay, never mind, Mike, good work
on you, d buddy, big old prize back. Heading over
to mceuban for you.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
I'll give a shout out you go ahead. I like
to give a shout out to my Lord Jesus Christ
that came and died for me and saved me from singing.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Had a boy, Mike, Let's not forget. God said, yes
he is.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
He is raised him the third day, Bam bam bam.
Of course, and hal like Andy Griffiths aid, op, Bible
knowledge is a good thing, but don't flown it.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
You're having a Bible.

Speaker 15 (33:28):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
You know the Apostles came the first meeting in a Honda.
Did y'all know that?

Speaker 14 (33:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, they came together and won accord. There you go,
and you know, you know, David rode a motorcycle king.
David David wrote a motorcigle. His triumph was heard throughout
the land, and they had straight pikes ray from Would it.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Not like that?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Do the one about marrying pms. No, Mike, you hold
you hold on, buddy Jack, look.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
Up, Thank you brother, here's your news, and talking.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
About straight vibes, tagging Rayford off. We got a member
in Rayford right on the other side looking forard.

Speaker 12 (34:16):
I got.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
M h.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
M hm.

Speaker 14 (34:47):
H.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
One day this week I was reading a column that
George Will, the conservative columnists and person who's on television
to the ABC program on Sunday but Stephanopoulos, and he
took the time to write call him about the blue jeans,
and he also quoted somebody else doing it. Well, of
course you get the buzzers and the people.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
That call it.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
Doesn't George Will have anything more important to say than
blue jeans. Well, of course he does day by day,
but he interjects this one and they jump on him
about it. But I read it and I thought, well,
I'm a blue jean wearer myself. It's easy to maintain.
But why are so many young men of today trying
to look as sloppy and unkempt as they can? Blue
jeans are not so contrived. And I see on TV

(35:34):
young twenty somethings with a sweater on and their shirt
tails out I see women like that too, showing below
the sweater the shirt that is, and those spiked hairdooes.
The boys take so much time to fashion makes them
look like they have the BedHead used to cover the
BedHead up of the ball cap. Yeah, they wear it
in the house and the restaurants as well, showing what

(35:54):
a nel bred country clown they really are. And they
think they're looking cool, trying so hard at it. You know,
the real cool ones of those who don't try to
be cool, he's about the ones trying to be cool
very quickly. I still can't get used to TV anchors
and politicians and businessmen wearing suits. Yep, dark business suits
with no neckties. I have to admit I've done it

(36:16):
myself and know not with business suits. Sport jackets perhaps,
never business suits, and never never go with the trend
of today wearing brown shoes with dark blue business suits.
Very very clownish. Frank Sinatra, who would see a man
at a fancy hotel where he's performing, would refer to
the klutzes as Charlie Brown's shoes right off the farm,
not brogans, but dress swing tips. Oh, by the way,

(36:39):
you know what the latest style for the non working workingman,
bankers and financiers out of work. Yeah, they go around
wearing work boots as though they've been working real hard.
You never noticed the ding Dong daddy'es and TV commercials
when they're doing ding dong things in the kitchen or
around the house. They're all dressed the same crew neck
t shirt and a checked flannel shirt and it's always open,

(37:03):
never button Yeah, wearing a button down collared shirt with
the buttons not buttoned. Real cool, My boy looks like
your granddaddy who has arthritic fingers and can't button them.
But you have on shoes with velcrow instead of laces. Oh,
I see, you have shoes with laces, but you don't
tie them. They just flop around. And with that and

(37:23):
those bag ass breeches, be sure you're on the right
side of the lawn. Don't have to run from them.
And what about those women's shoes with the high stiletto heels,
Manelo Suthing or others. Steer clear of any woman who
doesn't have sense enough to wear those things, and you'll
see picking her up off the sidewalk as she tries
to walk in them. People nowadays, what they'll do to

(37:43):
be in style. That's why they call me a curmudgeon.
Robert D Rayfer, John Boyd and Billy show.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Morning Big shows on the radio.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Here is Oliver. Well, well, well, it certainly has been
a while.

Speaker 17 (38:31):
Frankly, I haven't had much to say since the gal's
lost all that weight, roughly the equivalent to the gross
tonnage of a fully loaded garbage truck on a cargo ship.
Not only did they lose a phenomenal amount of weight,
they really cashed in when they had all that excess

(38:51):
skin removed a furniture maker in Wisconsin.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Somebody Gaan bought all of it.

Speaker 17 (39:00):
So if you're in a furniture outlet store and purchase
a leather sofa with a birthmark that looks like Chad
Atkins in an afrowig, you're welcome. Well, when they finally
reached their weight loss goal, I promised them I'd take
them out to their favorite place anywhere their little newly artery,
unclogged heart's.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Design, and they chose cracker Barrel.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Let me preach on it.

Speaker 17 (39:28):
Now before I spin my little tail, you should know
that this all took place before that stalk neck crazy
eyed dame and a pair of Ace Rothstein glasses. Decided
to impose her woke vision for a dei utopia on
America's favorite restaurant, but then had to walk it back.
I'd wager the only time she'd ever been in a

(39:49):
cracker barrel was to use the toilet, and you know
she wore rubber gloves and a mask. She was big
into the whole pride movement. And that's not a red flag.
I don't know what is.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
And brother, was I ever right?

Speaker 17 (40:05):
First of all, when you pull into the parking lot,
there was something so comforting about looking up at that
sign and seeing old Uncle Herschel setting next to that barrel,
almost like being greeted by an old friend. But after
fifty years, that crazy eyed hag at home Office kicked
him to the curb. Their alternative, a generic sign with

(40:26):
just the name. Oh sure, they brought him back, but really,
how long will it be before they try to sneak
someone new in there? Get ready to be greeted by
Uncle Caitlin Jenna. Now you still enter through the gift shop,
but all the charming merchandise was gone, replaced by rainbow

(40:47):
flag everything.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Remember all the DVDs.

Speaker 17 (40:51):
Of the Andy Griffith Show and Gomer Pyle gone, replaced
by Will and Grace and sex in the City. Even
the candy is weird now, I mean, who would ever
buy a big log of San Francisco sidewalk fudge?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Not me?

Speaker 17 (41:13):
And the bathrooms, there was no more men than women.
Just he she on one door and they them on
the other. There was no long wait to be seated,
as the place was nearly empty. The new decorps was,
how to put it, delicately, crappy, gone with the charming
antique signs and vintage photos and odd collections of kitchen

(41:37):
tools and farm implements. Instead it looked like an orthodonist's
waiting room that bland, creamy paint on the walls, adorned
with what looked like kid's art projects on the walls.
The fireplace was still there, but no fire because that's
bad for the environment.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
You see.

Speaker 17 (41:56):
Instead it was a TV with a video of a fire.
And remember that little triangle game with the golf teas.
Oh it's still there, but all the white pegs are gone.
Our purple haired waitress with the nose ring and head
cold handed outs our menus. Some old favorites were still

(42:19):
in there, but there were also some new offerings, things
like the egg white Privilege omelet aunt Tifa's country style
fake Tofu patty with cruelty free gravy, the Wider Woke
Breakfast special with non binary eggs and reparation hash browns,

(42:39):
Undocumented veggie tacos with migrant friendly ingredients. We all decided
to play it safe and just order the things from
the old menu. My wife ordered a sweet tea, one
of her favorites, but Purple Hair brought out a glass
of room temperature tea. My wife said, where's the ice.
Purple Hair began shrieking fascist fashion. I says, not welcome here.

(43:03):
We tried to reason with them, but we were told
to leave. Frankly, I was relieved there was a Chilis
next door, and I wanted my baby back, baby beck Fan.
But I guess we moved a little too slow for them,
and Purple Hair took my wife by the arm. Big mistake.
I don't remember much after Wifey had budted Purple Hair

(43:26):
and swung her around by the nose, ring miscreants and
weirdos poured out of the kitchen. One thing these people
couldn't have possibly known is that these gals had spent
years carrying around massive amounts of weight. Their muscle tone
was on point. The most these folks that ever lifted
was a game remote or some anti Trump sign.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
They were doomed.

Speaker 17 (43:51):
Hopefully someday they'll rebuild, and in doing so, rebuild with
a bit more respect to nostalgia. It's nice to know
that the dim bulbs at Cracker Barrel Corporate have finally
seen the light, but we must stay vigilant. And just
a bit of advice to the Golden Corral.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
We like you just the way you are.

Speaker 17 (44:12):
Don't push your luck.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
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