May 28, 2024 • 33 mins
Tues (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we were astounded to see how many failed movie attempts we’ve cranked out over the years, so today we’re bringing them back!.. - The League of Unintelligible Gentlemen - Lipless in Seattle - Soul Brother Where Art Thou - Dirty Donnie - and Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Clyde - and more! - We’ll call over to Red Hot Talent, Inc and see if our agent Murray is still ducking our calls by sending us straight to voicemail.. - and before we close up shop today - we’ll dig into why John Boy’s truck is too smart for him..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for Gogaddity Covenant on? It is Tuesday,
(01:09):
May twenty eighth, and you got the rest of the
cast joining Taytor who took you through your Memorial Day
Monday yesterday. Look at her here, all bright tailed and
bushy eyes. Good job, baby, go rolling man. Yeah, let's
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see catch up on something you missed. Thomas Lees from Greeley, Colorado.
You know so Donley missed his, uh, his wife's birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm sorry, Donna Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Happy belated birthday. Taylor was all covered up in the
Big Show yesterday the Memorial Day. And then your hubby
Tom Thomas says he loves you exclamation point Jackie put
a little heart, so's he got a heart on the
right side to show the exclamation Oh, hubby Thomas's love
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for his wife Hobby on a Hubby, Oh Hubby, Beautiful Greeley, Colorado.
I member times play a game man. We went talked
to him, said, wow, what a place to live. You
know he enjoys the John B. Wyemilly Late Risers podcast.
So as you can too. You got friends and family
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the Bigshow dot Com. All right, good, we're celebrating nineteen
ninety three, the movie Super Mario Brothers featuring the Big
Shows on Jeff Pillars and Robert D. Rayford, was released
in movie theaters in the United States.
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I was visiting a friend in Willington at the time,
and I remember we were trying to go to the
bars downtown. Couldn't because they left all their stuff out.
You couldn't. You had to walk over the cables and everything.
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Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh and who knew that I would work with these
guys one day?
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They were on the other side of the cameras and stuff.
How about that. Well, we'll celebrate with Big Show movies,
of which Tater is a star of many.
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look at his first prize pack one hundred and twenty
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Truck drivers keep America moving, the bull snot make sure
they look good doing it. Somebody you can find bulls
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not at truck stops across America. You can click on
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Listen up to our three days in History. You got
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little three dates in the history. And here they are
right there, these fresh pages Peer Winters. Oh nineteen twenty three,
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the US Attorney General says it is legal for women
to wear trousers anywhere.
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Move up to thirty seven. President Franklin D. Roosevelt pushed
a button that signaled the ve Higelar traffic could cross
the just opened Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.
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buzz set on a window box. Each morning waiting for
them to come out and follow them everywhere. And buzz
really liked Hamburger. I got a old stand, old deer
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standing on the farm, and uh, there's some buzzards took
it over for a house, okay, and they laid their
blue buzzard eggs and there's like three little buzzards in there.
Are they cute with their little Yeah? Yeah they are. Okay,
They're like cute in a real ugly way. The guy
I got some pictures on the phone. I have to
show them to you, all right.
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Good different make a should you try to be befriend one?
Maybe you should. There's still one of those babies. See
what happens?
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on the radio world in Julio, Tuesday, May twenty eight.
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smart truck, Jackie laughs, left long see why search or
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contest funny work.
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playing up.
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We shouts, We hear.
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That a lot in here.
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That's what we're like.
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Jackie, Hey, Jackie, Jackie from Rayford, North Carolina. Not our Jackie?
Is that you Jackie? I'm sorry, no, no, no, that
is our Jackie. She accidentally wrote down her own name.
(07:43):
I'm not kidding. She actually put her own name. Yeah,
well this is Steven.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
This is Steven.
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That you Stephen. Ye sure we have wasted a perfectly
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right now as hard as you got a lot older
us name. Let's get you through these categories. You're ready
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of pants ready to go.
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were good. To tell you, my boy?
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Thank you?
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All right? Why them on the gut work toppy you?
This is our Tuesday, I mean our Monday. Taylor had
our real Monday yesterday. But is Oh I'm playing robber
girl can good morning. This week on the radio, we're
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talking about Turner taking the helm, sailing through Memorial Day,
Monday yesterday, JESU. When it feels like you do her,
that's my Carol feels like a Monday. And everybody else
in here get to play Robert url Keane's all hint
it as done.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
By Robert url Kean is being lying a bit your studio?
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say baby.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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Sat teven down left subb.
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Things ain't going mind way because there's always someone swirming
in my line.
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You keep swarming in the line.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
And it's causing lots of thinger. I'm a honking on
my hollright, I'm shooting you the fling. Keep switching on
my bride lights.
Speaker 12 (11:10):
Him when you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running
someone off the ride.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Never could love another? How else could I feed? But
bowing you run into me. I can't believe I could
not see her.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm a cussing out your man.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm shooting in the fight.
Speaker 12 (12:05):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dempty. Now when you're swerving all lights ah by,
you're running someone off the road.
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Driving a big show. Good morning, big shows on the radio,
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blad get around action. Hello friends, you're old pal bertburn.
Speaker 9 (13:03):
Here with another skull rattling John Bully and Billy playhouse
today's episode The Trophy Wife. As our story opens, legendary
British big game hunter Sir Lloyin o'beefe welcomes his.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
New Secretary Alassie all the way from Ireland.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Unless my dad is the great hall.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh, it's bigger than in my own house. I said,
it's bigger than my own house.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Still trying to figure out where or from.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Wait until you'll see your quarters, my dear, thirty thousand
square feet.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You can play rugby in there.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Look at all the animal heads on the wall. It
looks like a discount zoo.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Ah my trophy. Yes, yes, each one has a story.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
In that lion there looks so ferocious.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Ah ferocious. Indeed took five shots from my trust rifle.
It still didn't stop him. I had to finish him
off with my knife. Now they killed me.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh my, you're very lucky to survive. Is that the
polar bear?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yes, the Eskimos called him white Death. I took him
with a spear, but not before he took off part
of my left foot.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Dorge know if you're brave or crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is her bit of both eyes?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Suspect there is one that seemed sort of out of place?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Really? Which one?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
That one over there above the mantle?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yes, the flamingo.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
They can't possibly be a story with that one.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And that's where you'd be wrong, young lady. That's the
one that killed my wife.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh no, where are you on a safari?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Heman's no had fell off the wall and hit her.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
On the heads. From Ireland. We hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
No, I'm just two buttons away from my new trophy.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the Royal taxidermists say.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Good Morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Aunt, they won.
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Take out Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio.
He's sure to go to Big Show dot com check
out John O's Wonderful Than Number one hundred and five.
Given away this week, Rested would a slightly used double
XL T shirt from sheff Hill's Seafood and Grocery in
Ocean Isle, North Carolina. He sure to look up Shelley
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Cheffel selling seashells Now of the Seashore. It was on
Wenesday nineteen ninety three the movie Super Mario Brothers debut
in theaters. Wait stayed there for a few days. Wait
a minute, I know I'm rocking with it.
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Okay.
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It was a big shows on Robert d Ravern and
Jeff Pillar's acting. In that said, we need us a
classic duel along with it. Really looking up anything, we'll
we'll about do. So you'll be looking at some big
show classics throughout this morning. Let's get it good.
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Twenty first Century Fox presents Sean Connery. Gentlemen, I've gathered
you here for the most important mission of your lives,
leading a team of action heroes like you've never seen before.
It's the League of unintelligible Gentlemen with Popeye the Sailorman.
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Oh hey, hell know what was fun with.
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Bum Hour from.
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King of the Hill?
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management want to term loops maybe.
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you like a Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddle who run
revert the Godfather of Soul mister James Brown.
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you did it in the.
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Livery Pebbles Floodstone Charlie Brown's teacher, Poody Tank.
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on the Rennicka Stit.
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Ozzy Osbourne.
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The League of Unintelligible Gentleman John Boy of the Big
Show says, maybe selling tell us some time, Tyler. The
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Speaker 1 (19:03):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio? Hang
on another Big Show classic movie right here in just
the second. Let me tell you about the prize pack
we're getting ready to play for him, John Boy Jefardy
won him Low Tigers prize packages, some cool swag twenty
five dollars gas card. Want you to win the trip
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all info you need, Hang on, we'll play for minutes. First,
here we go.
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Revco Embassy Pictures presents the year's most unusual romantic comedy.
Lucille de Pesto and Lipless star in the story of
a long distance love affair that can't quite seem to
get off the ground. Lipless in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
A Hey, Oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 7 (19:50):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh? You?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
What?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
I love you?
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Alright'll have you? You what I love you?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
It'll be an affair to remember if they can never
get together in the first place.
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idea what you say? Hey there, hardy heard?
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Heaven heng out?
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What?
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Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Ho?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Honey?
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What you're gonna hug?
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Your argue?
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What waiting?
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What?
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Where?
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Hey?
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Are? Yeah?
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Hey?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You here?
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Lipless in Seattle? From Red Coal Embassy Rickets.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Play John Boy Jeopardy Here. Let's jump right in here
on this question. Lots of states have official state trees, flowers,
and even fruits, but as far as we can tell,
Alabama is one of the only of three states to
designate official state status to one of these, and its
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name is the Yellowhammer.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Oh what is the Alabama EMU?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah? I've heard about him. What's y'all got one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line across America, we
played John Boy jepardon next, Good Morning, it's a big
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shan the radio going to do your Tuesday, May twenty eight,
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box John
Boy's truck. It's too smart for him?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You got that right?
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Wait exactly here this again. Way I'll be caring on
you have it one tonnecent. Here's a keyword smart truck
and you hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com.
Speaker 14 (22:15):
And right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who was once
named the official state cracker for North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So run tell that mister Pecker from Graham. He's John
Boy that I got. Let's say hey to Billy out
of Elk in North Carolina. Good morning, Billy, Well, good morning,
John Boy.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
How are you today?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Just awesome? I've just got to sit on my hands.
Quit waving at peeble.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Well, I understand that anyway, long time listener, long time
caller at the time, getter through.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, see we'll come let us tell you you
could come up with a sound for billy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, quick brush.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Anyway, we're good. Well, Billy, you got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning, so lots of know you.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
That's a hard one.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah good, All right, well listen up now.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Lots of states got official state trees, flowers, even fruits
us if you hear them typing. But as far as
we can tell, Alabama is one of only three states
to designate official state status to one of these. And
his name is the yellow Hammer. All right, Billy, what
a yellow yellow?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
I'm gonna tell you, John Boy, if I hadn't been
to Mobile, Alabama, a small bakery down there, back a
few months back, I probably wouldn't know the answer to this.
But I think a yellow hammer might be a cookie.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You say, a cookie?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
You all right? Man?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's like a movie slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He uses his personal experience in life to find out
about that yellow hammer and it comes in handy on
John boyd Jeopardy for him to win the big old
Low Tigers prize. Back.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
No, I mean, how and when did you watch slum
Dog Millionaires?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think I was sick. See, sometimes you just can't
find the remote. I don't remember why I did, but
I did.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I'll tell you what, y'all just bring a lot of
joy to the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, we appreciate you, Billy, glad you got in here
and won this big old prize. Back Buddy, you hang on, Jackie, hook.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
You up, Thank you boy.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Alright, boy, we're gonna jump out and catch you up
on you news on the other side, our time capsule
with this Tuesday made when they've got your live on
the other side.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Jam on Milly, y'all, Dad, Maxie, Hey Max here, y'all
got these boys on the show?
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Was that lace?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Rob Becker got that Rob Way y'all?
Speaker 15 (26:00):
Yeah, kid, men being cavemen all I hed everybody making
the whole whole professions out of the difference between men
and women, all them stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Books and lectures comedians.
Speaker 15 (26:13):
I guess it can be fun. But I tell you, Rob,
I listen to you now. I'm kind of with you
on that caveman deal. Because if my whole life consists.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Of how that I can better get along with my wife,
take a club and beat me with it. Now, I'm
gonna break it down.
Speaker 15 (26:29):
For you, women and me, and this is going to
be a service to you as well. I got twenty
five things women that we men want you to know.
Learn these just twenty five things.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And you'll understand us. Everything will be all right. We
live happily ever after.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
Number one, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
don't come tell us about it. Cut hit down yourself.
Number two.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Don't cut your hair ever. Number three gonna make us
guess we hate that. Number four.
Speaker 15 (27:05):
If you ask a question you don't want an answer,
to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Number five.
Speaker 15 (27:13):
Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must learn to
live with Number six. We're never thinking about quote the relationships.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different,
it's just like every other cat. Number eight. Dogs are
better than any catsperiod. Number nine. Sunday equal sports. Number ten.
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
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Anything you wear is fine really.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Number twelve you.
Speaker 15 (27:52):
Have enough clothes. Number thirteen you have too many shoes.
Number fourteen. Crying is black. Use it if you must,
but don't expect us to like it. Number fifteen, Your
brother is an idiot. And number sixteen ask what, ask
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for what?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Number sixteen. Number six this is for what. You won't subtle.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Hints don't work. Number seventeen. No, we don't know what
day it is. We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen.
Share the bathroom. Number eighteen, Share the closet. Number twenty
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Number twenty one. A headache that lasts for seventeen months
is a problem. See a doctor. Number twenty two. Nothing
says I love you like sex in the morning.
Speaker 15 (28:50):
Number twenty three. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Number twenty four check your all and number twenty five.
Don't give us fifty rules when twenty five will do?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
John boy did not know it? Yeah, John Boy, Milly,
I have a nice name, Shaun Boy and.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Billy a woman fixing a car that's like a pig
trying to read.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All right,
letzen we get doo go to our agent this morning.
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I'm sorry, Murray, isn't a delicate, high level negotiation to
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Speaker 13 (31:39):
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my machine and to hear my latest musical tribute to you,
based on the words of a popular pop song Past two,
PEINU bout a jelly pin about a jelly pin up
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out of jelly with a baseball bat, past some of
that love along to Bobby Press one, him two and
Jimbo call me.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work. Can't time,
so when he's laid it's my fault. So sad, I
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feel so humed.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Mm hmmm
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for Gogaddity Covenant on? It is Tuesday,
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May twenty eighth, and you got the rest of the
cast joining Taytor who took you through your Memorial Day
Monday yesterday. Look at her here, all bright tailed and
bushy eyes. Good job, baby, go rolling man. Yeah, let's
(01:36):
see catch up on something you missed. Thomas Lees from Greeley, Colorado.
You know so Donley missed his, uh, his wife's birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm sorry, Donna Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Happy belated birthday. Taylor was all covered up in the
Big Show yesterday the Memorial Day. And then your hubby
Tom Thomas says he loves you exclamation point Jackie put
a little heart, so's he got a heart on the
right side to show the exclamation Oh, hubby Thomas's love
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for his wife Hobby on a Hubby, Oh Hubby, Beautiful Greeley, Colorado.
I member times play a game man. We went talked
to him, said, wow, what a place to live. You
know he enjoys the John B. Wyemilly Late Risers podcast.
So as you can too. You got friends and family
around the world. Welcome them to the Big Show at
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the Bigshow dot Com. All right, good, we're celebrating nineteen
ninety three, the movie Super Mario Brothers featuring the Big
Shows on Jeff Pillars and Robert D. Rayford, was released
in movie theaters in the United States.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I was visiting a friend in Willington at the time,
and I remember we were trying to go to the
bars downtown. Couldn't because they left all their stuff out.
You couldn't. You had to walk over the cables and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah. Yeah, good little sets of the move moving there.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh and who knew that I would work with these
guys one day?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They were on the other side of the cameras and stuff.
How about that. Well, we'll celebrate with Big Show movies,
of which Tater is a star of many.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Cogarooo, they need to sound.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We'll get to win them again and gets you're ready
for out words? All right, we awake Big shows on
the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Who
look at his first prize pack one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA.
Truck drivers keep America moving, the bull snot make sure
they look good doing it. Somebody you can find bulls
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not at truck stops across America. You can click on
that link when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Listen up to our three days in History. You got
the radio on lay to win. Here it is the
little three dates in the history. And here they are
right there, these fresh pages Peer Winters. Oh nineteen twenty three,
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the US Attorney General says it is legal for women
to wear trousers anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Why thank you?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Move up to thirty seven. President Franklin D. Roosevelt pushed
a button that signaled the ve Higelar traffic could cross
the just opened Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Very ceremonious.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, Finally, on this date No. Two, John and Margaret
Majeric of Floyd, Iowa, revealed they had a pet buzzard
buzz set on a window box. Each morning waiting for
them to come out and follow them everywhere. And buzz
really liked Hamburger. I got a old stand, old deer
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standing on the farm, and uh, there's some buzzards took
it over for a house, okay, and they laid their
blue buzzard eggs and there's like three little buzzards in there.
Are they cute with their little Yeah? Yeah they are. Okay,
They're like cute in a real ugly way. The guy
I got some pictures on the phone. I have to
show them to you, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Good different make a should you try to be befriend one?
Maybe you should. There's still one of those babies. See
what happens?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, Well, think about buzzards for that category, and I'll
think about my life, all right, one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line, come on and get a
contestant and play next. Good morning, It's a big show
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on the radio world in Julio, Tuesday, May twenty eight.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bit Box John Boys,
truck is too smart for him spurts ur key words
smart truck, Jackie laughs, left long see why search or
keywords smart truck that will get.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
It in the bit box at the Bigshow dot Com
contest funny work.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Please upburst, Let's be upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win, John Boy and really give the prizes from
the big Prize be let's go, He contested number one.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing up.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Have the urrie up in gast time you love the
best time, you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let's say, hey, the Jackie from Rayford, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We shouts, We hear.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That a lot in here.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
That's what we're like.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Jackie, Hey, Jackie, Jackie from Rayford, North Carolina. Not our Jackie?
Is that you Jackie? I'm sorry, no, no, no, that
is our Jackie. She accidentally wrote down her own name.
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I'm not kidding. She actually put her own name. Yeah,
well this is Steven.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
This is Steven.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That you Stephen. Ye sure we have wasted a perfectly
good black woman. Oh well, we're here, ready to go
right now as hard as you got a lot older
us name. Let's get you through these categories. You're ready
to go it, sir, five seconds, give us three kinds
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of pants ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Jeans, sweatpants and dress pants.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
There you go, give us Sorry, three things with buttons
to push, ready to go.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Micaway, TV remote and elevator.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh damon, you're well on your way. Here we go
for the victory. Three things, a buzzard, eats, ready to.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Go, hamburger, grabbit, and a pro.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's even good. Worth one one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA
were good. To tell you, my boy?
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right? Why them on the gut work toppy you?
This is our Tuesday, I mean our Monday. Taylor had
our real Monday yesterday. But is Oh I'm playing robber
girl can good morning. This week on the radio, we're
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talking about Turner taking the helm, sailing through Memorial Day,
Monday yesterday, JESU. When it feels like you do her,
that's my Carol feels like a Monday. And everybody else
in here get to play Robert url Keane's all hint
it as done.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
By Robert url Kean is being lying a bit your studio?
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say baby.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Sat teven down left subb.
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Things ain't going mind way because there's always someone swirming
in my line.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You keep swarming in the line.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
And it's causing lots of thinger. I'm a honking on
my hollright, I'm shooting you the fling. Keep switching on
my bride lights.
Speaker 12 (11:10):
Him when you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running
someone off the ride.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Never could love another? How else could I feed? But
bowing you run into me. I can't believe I could
not see her.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm a cussing out your man.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm shooting in the fight.
Speaker 12 (12:05):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dempty. Now when you're swerving all lights ah by,
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Driving a big show. Good morning, big shows on the radio,
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blad get around action. Hello friends, you're old pal bertburn.
Speaker 9 (13:03):
Here with another skull rattling John Bully and Billy playhouse
today's episode The Trophy Wife. As our story opens, legendary
British big game hunter Sir Lloyin o'beefe welcomes his.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
New Secretary Alassie all the way from Ireland.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Unless my dad is the great hall.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh, it's bigger than in my own house. I said,
it's bigger than my own house.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Still trying to figure out where or from.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Wait until you'll see your quarters, my dear, thirty thousand
square feet.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You can play rugby in there.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Look at all the animal heads on the wall. It
looks like a discount zoo.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Ah my trophy. Yes, yes, each one has a story.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
In that lion there looks so ferocious.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Ah ferocious. Indeed took five shots from my trust rifle.
It still didn't stop him. I had to finish him
off with my knife. Now they killed me.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh my, you're very lucky to survive. Is that the
polar bear?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yes, the Eskimos called him white Death. I took him
with a spear, but not before he took off part
of my left foot.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Dorge know if you're brave or crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is her bit of both eyes?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Suspect there is one that seemed sort of out of place?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Really? Which one?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
That one over there above the mantle?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yes, the flamingo.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
They can't possibly be a story with that one.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And that's where you'd be wrong, young lady. That's the
one that killed my wife.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh no, where are you on a safari?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Heman's no had fell off the wall and hit her.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
On the heads. From Ireland. We hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
No, I'm just two buttons away from my new trophy.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the Royal taxidermists say.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Good Morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Aunt, they won.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Take out Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio.
He's sure to go to Big Show dot com check
out John O's Wonderful Than Number one hundred and five.
Given away this week, Rested would a slightly used double
XL T shirt from sheff Hill's Seafood and Grocery in
Ocean Isle, North Carolina. He sure to look up Shelley
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Cheffel selling seashells Now of the Seashore. It was on
Wenesday nineteen ninety three the movie Super Mario Brothers debut
in theaters. Wait stayed there for a few days. Wait
a minute, I know I'm rocking with it.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It was a big shows on Robert d Ravern and
Jeff Pillar's acting. In that said, we need us a
classic duel along with it. Really looking up anything, we'll
we'll about do. So you'll be looking at some big
show classics throughout this morning. Let's get it good.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Twenty first Century Fox presents Sean Connery. Gentlemen, I've gathered
you here for the most important mission of your lives,
leading a team of action heroes like you've never seen before.
It's the League of unintelligible Gentlemen with Popeye the Sailorman.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Oh hey, hell know what was fun with.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Bum Hour from.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
King of the Hill?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Ay man, I'll remember that dine tear third Turn. Darlington
management want to term loops maybe.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Woo Artie Johnson from Laughing Well, then, man, Darling, would
you like a Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddle who run
revert the Godfather of Soul mister James Brown.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, that you know? Thank god? They all fun? Uh
you did it in the.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Livery Pebbles Floodstone Charlie Brown's teacher, Poody Tank.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Called down in the Panish di my Dimity, Siguel Pity
on the Rennicka Stit.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
In the put the uh.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Blood, and of course lipless you out, I real your ae.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
We're talking about how right we're ready alone?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
What the devil are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Man? All the rest her we're ready to roll? What robo?
Speaker 12 (18:42):
What ro ro?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What row we? What?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
The League of Unintelligible Gentleman John Boy of the Big
Show says, maybe selling tell us some time, Tyler. The
League of Unintelligible Gentlemen rated PG. Thirteen starts fighting at
theaters everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio? Hang
on another Big Show classic movie right here in just
the second. Let me tell you about the prize pack
we're getting ready to play for him, John Boy Jefardy
won him Low Tigers prize packages, some cool swag twenty
five dollars gas card. Want you to win the trip
of a lifetime till the eighty fourth Annual Sturgis Motorcycle
Rally and accustom Harley Davison Performance Backer. Go to the
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Bigshow dot com click on that Low Tiger's banner. Get
all info you need, Hang on, we'll play for minutes. First,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Revco Embassy Pictures presents the year's most unusual romantic comedy.
Lucille de Pesto and Lipless star in the story of
a long distance love affair that can't quite seem to
get off the ground. Lipless in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
A Hey, Oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 7 (19:50):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh? You?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
What?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Alright'll have you? You what I love you?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
It'll be an affair to remember if they can never
get together in the first place.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have no
idea what you say? Hey there, hardy heard?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Heaven heng out?
Speaker 13 (20:21):
What?
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Ho?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Honey?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
What you're gonna hug?
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Your argue?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What waiting?
Speaker 13 (20:31):
What?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Where?
Speaker 13 (20:34):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Are? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You here?
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Lipless in Seattle? From Red Coal Embassy Rickets.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Play John Boy Jeopardy Here. Let's jump right in here
on this question. Lots of states have official state trees, flowers,
and even fruits, but as far as we can tell,
Alabama is one of the only of three states to
designate official state status to one of these, and its
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name is the Yellowhammer.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Oh what is the Alabama EMU?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah? I've heard about him. What's y'all got one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line across America, we
played John Boy jepardon next, Good Morning, it's a big
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shan the radio going to do your Tuesday, May twenty eight,
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box John
Boy's truck. It's too smart for him?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You got that right?
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Wait exactly here this again. Way I'll be caring on
you have it one tonnecent. Here's a keyword smart truck
and you hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com.
Speaker 14 (22:15):
And right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who was once
named the official state cracker for North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So run tell that mister Pecker from Graham. He's John
Boy that I got. Let's say hey to Billy out
of Elk in North Carolina. Good morning, Billy, Well, good morning,
John Boy.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
How are you today?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Just awesome? I've just got to sit on my hands.
Quit waving at peeble.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Well, I understand that anyway, long time listener, long time
caller at the time, getter through.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, see we'll come let us tell you you
could come up with a sound for billy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, quick brush.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Anyway, we're good. Well, Billy, you got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning, so lots of know you.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
That's a hard one.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah good, All right, well listen up now.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Lots of states got official state trees, flowers, even fruits
us if you hear them typing. But as far as
we can tell, Alabama is one of only three states
to designate official state status to one of these. And
his name is the yellow Hammer. All right, Billy, what
a yellow yellow?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
I'm gonna tell you, John Boy, if I hadn't been
to Mobile, Alabama, a small bakery down there, back a
few months back, I probably wouldn't know the answer to this.
But I think a yellow hammer might be a cookie.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You say, a cookie?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
You all right? Man?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's like a movie slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He uses his personal experience in life to find out
about that yellow hammer and it comes in handy on
John boyd Jeopardy for him to win the big old
Low Tigers prize. Back.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
No, I mean, how and when did you watch slum
Dog Millionaires?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think I was sick. See, sometimes you just can't
find the remote. I don't remember why I did, but
I did.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I'll tell you what, y'all just bring a lot of
joy to the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, we appreciate you, Billy, glad you got in here
and won this big old prize. Back Buddy, you hang on, Jackie, hook.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
You up, Thank you boy.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Alright, boy, we're gonna jump out and catch you up
on you news on the other side, our time capsule
with this Tuesday made when they've got your live on
the other side.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Jam on Milly, y'all, Dad, Maxie, Hey Max here, y'all
got these boys on the show?
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Was that lace?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Rob Becker got that Rob Way y'all?
Speaker 15 (26:00):
Yeah, kid, men being cavemen all I hed everybody making
the whole whole professions out of the difference between men
and women, all them stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Books and lectures comedians.
Speaker 15 (26:13):
I guess it can be fun. But I tell you, Rob,
I listen to you now. I'm kind of with you
on that caveman deal. Because if my whole life consists.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Of how that I can better get along with my wife,
take a club and beat me with it. Now, I'm
gonna break it down.
Speaker 15 (26:29):
For you, women and me, and this is going to
be a service to you as well. I got twenty
five things women that we men want you to know.
Learn these just twenty five things.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And you'll understand us. Everything will be all right. We
live happily ever after.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
Number one, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
don't come tell us about it. Cut hit down yourself.
Number two.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Don't cut your hair ever. Number three gonna make us
guess we hate that. Number four.
Speaker 15 (27:05):
If you ask a question you don't want an answer,
to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Number five.
Speaker 15 (27:13):
Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must learn to
live with Number six. We're never thinking about quote the relationships.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different,
it's just like every other cat. Number eight. Dogs are
better than any catsperiod. Number nine. Sunday equal sports. Number ten.
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
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Anything you wear is fine really.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Number twelve you.
Speaker 15 (27:52):
Have enough clothes. Number thirteen you have too many shoes.
Number fourteen. Crying is black. Use it if you must,
but don't expect us to like it. Number fifteen, Your
brother is an idiot. And number sixteen ask what, ask
(28:13):
for what?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Number sixteen. Number six this is for what. You won't subtle.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Hints don't work. Number seventeen. No, we don't know what
day it is. We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen.
Share the bathroom. Number eighteen, Share the closet. Number twenty
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Number twenty one. A headache that lasts for seventeen months
is a problem. See a doctor. Number twenty two. Nothing
says I love you like sex in the morning.
Speaker 15 (28:50):
Number twenty three. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Number twenty four check your all and number twenty five.
Don't give us fifty rules when twenty five will do?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
John boy did not know it? Yeah, John Boy, Milly,
I have a nice name, Shaun Boy and.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Billy a woman fixing a car that's like a pig
trying to read.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All right,
letzen we get doo go to our agent this morning.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
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Please listen carefully to the following new items. If you
are interested in booking a client, Press one. If you
are a client, Press two. If you are Bendy Bob Thorton,
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Beverly Heel Billies millionaire Faith Healing Hicks, Press two. If
you are Karaoke the blood Soak telepathic prom queen from
Oklahoma City, Press three. If you are jimp on Bobby, Hey, Maury,
what did Jim? Yeah, I couldn't think of it either anyway.
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If you are jimp on Bobby, Press four, to give
me a bunch of crap about that drunken weekend in
Vegas and ends with me and married to an Elvis impersonator.
Press one. I don't want to talk about it. If
you just can't leave it alone. Press two. You are
like you guys have never done anything really stupid. We
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got it annulled, so just drop it. Okay. To check
on the status of your latest talent fee, Press one.
According to our records, the status of your latest payment
is heh looks like the guy's gonna screw you. You
should expect to receive payment. A part of me I
believe he said when hell Freeze is ever staysatory Press one.
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I'm sorry, Murray, isn't a delicate, high level negotiation to
get you guys a new TV show? To continue? Press one, No,
not really, to speak to Marie again. Press two.
Speaker 13 (31:39):
Hello, Jimbo love youa mean it? Hey, babe, I've got
great news. To continue. Press one. No, I just saved
a bundle on car insurance by switching to guy to continue.
Press two. I love the chat, but I really need
to dash. I'm expecting a very important call from the
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West coast. Is about a guest shop for you guys
on TV. To continue? Press one, No, not really, he listen,
let's say the lunch thing later. Have your machine call
my machine and to hear my latest musical tribute to you,
based on the words of a popular pop song Past two,
PEINU bout a jelly pin about a jelly pin up
(32:21):
out of jelly with a baseball bat, past some of
that love along to Bobby Press one, him two and
Jimbo call me.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work. Can't time,
so when he's laid it's my fault. So sad, I
(33:05):
feel so humed.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Mm hmmm
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Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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