June 4, 2024 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll check Randy’s voicemail about his brother dog sitting for him.. - Tater has the What to Watch rundown.. - We’ll learn the 10 things women never say.. - Our Poet Laureate, Col. Bruster has an Ode to Pollen.. - Hoyt and the Junior Nation Band scrub off a tribute to Caitlyn Jenner.. - Rev. Billy Ray is getting ready for Summer Bible School - and before we call it a day - we’ll get an update on Gary Busey’s Family Reunion..
℗®© 2024 John Boy & Billy, Inc.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hangout, we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down old my bees. I'm
the dump boy and Billy big.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Show dogging doodle doo up and at them.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It is Tuesday, June fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You got a big show on the radio, looking big show.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Gang looking good right here? Sounded good as well. Oh right, then,
let's see what kind of days we can take part in.
Somebody took the time to make these national days. Oh
and look what the first one is, some idiot. Okay,
(01:33):
National Hug your Cat Day. Okay, I mean that's fine
cats if they're huggable type Angelo. My best cat ever
that I had while back was very huggable. Okay, won
me over.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
I was gonna say that's a comment from someone who
doesn't like cats or own cats. But no, you've had several.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
He hasn't owned them, he's lived with it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, Angelo, I had Ali the cat, of course, Jackie's
favorite shelf cat, a cat that lived on the shelf
about four years.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Many never saw it. I never saw its paws on
the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love shelf cat. Shelf cat was cool.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Shelf cat like you hated everybody else except Jackie for something.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm telling you. The wife and kids said, be careful.
Shelf cat hates people.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
I took a selfie with shelf cat and send it
to him.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is that the one that would attack me every time? Yeah?
I just hated that cat.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Because when you'd walk in the closet back there, you're
in the lone room where shelf cats.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know where you had to put food for it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You wouldn't You wouldn't notice it until it attacked you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You don't look up high for a cattle shelf.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
You fed and watered it back there on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
It's it's like an area off of their laundry room.
It's a big open closet.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Shelf cat had it going on, she was said or.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Something, you know, for a while. So we just can't
be to give the message. You didn't want to leave
the shelf, yep, that something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It down. You try to help her down. I'll live
on a shelf in the Isley house to watch out. Jackie.
She hates people back there, Jackie attacked me every time
I come in the house trying to feed you. I'll
(03:32):
open the jack Day. We're canceling the attack.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It would combined Blazing Saddles movie, one of the jacked
favorite words, where they let Mongo sniff him so I
know who he was, all right, So I'd hug your
cat day, all right, sounds like a good idea. Now
on this National Cheese Day, National Safe Day, that's to
prevent tragedy from eating itself. Yes, National Cognac Day.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cognac. Oh, the old kangnak ye. See drink there.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Rayfer's favorite bathtub by what he caught the liquor.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know, he would sit in the bathtub and drink
corna his bathtub.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Liquor filled it up. Probably National Old Maid's Day.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
All right, good good days on cat Day.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, all right, we got three days in this.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
They're saved up. We'll get the winning beginning. That's our goal.
First thing in the morning, Big.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Show's on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
First prize pack one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot cleaning products, Ey truck drivers, Keep America moving
bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. That's why
I can find bullsnot at truck stops across America, also
at the Big Show dot com and now three days
(04:59):
in his where we will get our three categories for
you to win. Nineteen sixty nine, June fourth, or twenty
two year old man sneaks into the wheel pot of
a jet parked in Havana, Havana, Cuba, survives a nine
hour flight to Spain. Despite the thin oxygen levels and
minus forty degree temperatures at twenty nine thousand feet, he won't.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Out of Cuba. Man all right? O two.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
A young Swedish girl who suffered for seven months with
breathing problems, finally got relief when a surgeon located and
removed a peanut from her nose. What Yes, Three doctors
had been unable to diagnose the almet before fourth discovered
the peanut lodged in her nostril.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Well, going, I fuct it get my nose.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
First question you'd have to ask, how did she get
a peanut in her nose?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Probably eating peanuts out of a bowl? First experience quick
and finally, on this date in twenty nineteen, professional gambler.
James halse Hour's thirty two game winning streak ended on Jeopardy,
(06:16):
just short of Ken Jennings record two point five two.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Million dollar earnings.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Ken is the one hosting Jeopardy these days and the
whole time winner.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, but there you go one eight hundred big
shows you told free Line. Come on, play out Birds.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Next your morning's big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Tuesday, June fourth, we.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Got today's feature track from the Big Show vent Box.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
An entry into the diary of Gary Busey about the
Abucy family reunion.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
There's for gee words Busy reunion.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
They did the big Box out the Big show that
cat out Outburst.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
John Boy and Billy gave the puzzes from the Big
Prize p Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
This should it be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Guest time, you have the best time. You have a
big shots.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Let's say head a freedom from Borland Spring, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Good morning they, Good morning Frida, how are you so far?
Speaker 10 (08:13):
I'm great?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I hope we sure are all right?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Let's get you through these three categories and start your
day off with them. One hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Use on today.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Don't worry about it, Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
There we go, uh in honor that twenty two year
old Cuban that want to get out of the country
in the wheelwel give us three parts of a jet.
Ready to go, will Inkin and Wayne, there you go,
in honor of that young Swedish girl with a nut
up her nose.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I gotta nose my nose to.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Sweeten he's stocking, all right, won't give us three types
of nuts? Frida?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Right about peanuts, walnuts, almond?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That would work, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You get it all right, pressed almond.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
She deserves a full bill on that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I prayed afore the win and honored the gambler that
came up short on Jeopardy of Ken Jennings record three
gambling games.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Poker, black Jack, and swamp Man.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There you go, winn and just lock you up to wall.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I sweet you hang on, Jack, you hook you up.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Thank you got the.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Sweetish girl with the peanuts stuck in her nose.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
I can have a really hard time with this A
sign of my nose.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Do you think that it's gonna be okay?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, Sweden, not Italy.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Well, hang on, we'll get to Jamaica for.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
A little further a little Yeah, good morning. It's a
(11:01):
big shown radio.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
We all got dogs and we love him very much,
especially when somebody you can trust to keep your dog
when you're out of town, like Randy called on Glenn
to do that, and from the sound of it, he
was all for Hoyaded.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
I will be glad to see burnded, Yes I will.
I will look after him while you're gone. I will
make sure he has got plenty of water. I will
make sure he sleeps in the shade. He can even
come in and sleep with me while you're gone. I
won't take him to my bosom, and I won't cherish
(11:48):
him while you are gold. He will not do a
one lonely moment. Oh, you go right, only don't worry
about Burndy. I will take care of him. He can
come in and eat at the table with me, and
I will take him to my bosom. I will walk
up to him, I will cherish him. I will be
(12:10):
his best friend while you're gold, So don't worry about Bandit.
He will be my dog for two days. Bless his heart.
He can come in and sleep with me, and that
is I will sleep in the middle. Good boy about him.
I will take him to my bosom. I will look
out to him that day. Yes, he will be looking world,
(12:32):
taking care of Yes, he will. Don't worry about him.
One moment he will sleep with me, and that this
fire while gone, so he will be looked after, and
I will fear him. I will see him and I
will keep him birch clear clue c clear water. I
will put ice in his water. I will come his hair,
(12:56):
I will bless his cheese. Yes, yeh. Else, I will
be glad to will come to your dog, so don't
worry about him. What moment I will cherish him. We
will take him to our business. I will remark his room.
So don't worry about Brundon. It's God. Have a good time.
(13:17):
Have a good time, Randy say, and don't worry about
bend It. I will look back to help. He will
be by down for two days. Thank you for giving
me this army to dund it. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I will look after him. Don't worry whatever you do, please,
(13:38):
don't worry. I will look after that to take him
to my bosom. Don't worry about bend it. Go on,
have a good time. Thank you.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
None you want to Bandit is sitting there with his
head got to one side as he listens to the.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't leave me with him.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
All morning.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
It's a mix Shaw on the radio twenty minutes away
on the desk of Taylor Tayment.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You using what to watch right now? Oh gobbledy snaffle.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I'm old and I hate everything, especially television. Back in
my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy full color,
high definition, space saving flint screen gizmo with a fifty
inch picture and four hundred channels on twenty.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Four hours a day.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
We had a plain wooden box with a teeny round
screen so small you could only watch it one eye
at a time. He was covered with five thousand knobs,
only two of which.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Worked on off in volume.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
The rest of the knobs were there to keep us
busy because we were too damn pig ignorant to know.
There weren't no real TV shows yet. The TV was
so dad blame big. We had to build the rest
of the house around it. It took up so much
room that we younguns had to sleep out back with
the hogs, and they'd eat your toes and fingers while
(15:49):
you slipped. But at least you managed to stay warm
under that nice cozy blank at a steam and pig manure.
And then, if you are lucky, every once in a while,
some smart ass would broadcast a live picture of a
(16:09):
stuffed animal. Since there weren't no sound, we didn't know
if we'd won a prize or erase of stuffed bunnies
were taken over the world. We were dumb as mudd
and that's the way we liked it. We gather around
that one inch square screen stare at it for hours
on end, fumbling with knobs, drooling and scratching our butts with.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No fingers, going blind one eye at a.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Time, slip, slappity slew.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Look at us, We're a bunch of tolless, fingerless crapstick
and hiltily cyclops. All hail the bunny men. I can't
wait till someone invinced the Jerry Springer show.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Howdy Do the Digly Day?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
And we liked it, and we didn't have no sitcoms
to bright no day. If we wanted a good laugh,
we didn't have any Andy and Bonnie and Jerry and
Cramer and Raws and Phoebe. To make sport up, we
(17:16):
had to go all the way to the next county
where this bunch of slavic squad has lived, and we'd
single out Boris to jabber and freak.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
With his unborn twins lower half growing out of his stomach.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
We'd strip his shirt off and chase him with handfuls
of stinging nettles. He hopped through the high weeds running
for his life, and that creepy little torso with kick
its with little legs, and he'd looked like a big
cricket man jumping through the field, and we'd all laugh
and laugh, because that's funny right there.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I don't care who you are.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
And if we wanted a reality show, we'd make our own,
like who watched her Lighter Fart? We'd gorge ourselves on
raw broccoli and pickled pigs feet, and then we'd all
gather around in a big circle and start pooting into
the campfire, waiting for that one big super fart that
would barbecue all your kid in a ball of blue flame,
(18:18):
and even if you won, you still wound up sending
all the hair off your keista and getting second degree
burns all over.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Your private parts. We'll boop boop the doodle, the dangle.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
We're freak chasing kin scorch and xenophobes sitting around on
our French fright butt smell like burnt hair.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Which way to the wienie roads? Oh, glorious, glorious morning television.
Ah flugel spoogle.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Fo Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news weathers barts home.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
No, I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 14 (19:19):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two, young Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. World
is through your Tuesday, John Boys. Wonderful Thing giveaway number one,
one hundred and six, a well worn cap from the
Fountain Powerboat Racing team, autographed by Reggie Fountain. Warned by
yours too, let the Pick Quick power Boat Races West Tennessee, Tennessee, Mississippi.
(20:33):
The whole thing comes together. I can't remember how many
governors I met on that.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Trip, at least two. Well, anybody hurt? I went right
now because all right, it was on water. I was good.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
So check it out.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We will award that to one lucky Big Show listener
Friday morning when we enter into the final outa the broadcast. Anyway, Okay,
too much information Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You need to know.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Coming up? We played John Boyd Jeverde.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Somebody wins a big old Lord Tiger's prize pack includes
a hat, t shirt, tumbler, twenty five dollars gas card
to fill up your motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hang on to it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
You might be filling up a brand new custom Harley
Davison Performance bagger to go along with a trip of
a lifetime to the eighty fourth Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
You go to the Big Show dot Com just click
on that Lord Tiger's Man to get all the info.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Make sure you register to win that. All right, we'll.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Play for that in minutes. We're right now.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
From the desk of Taytor Taman News. What to watch.
Here's Marcy Taylor a right.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Think of it? Sure to look at the box office
from the weekend if you may, very surprising and it
was a race. But Garfield the movie went from second
place to first place. Why, I don't know more cinemas.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
I only saw a trailer for it. So it's got
live action and animation. Yes, yeah, so maybe I'm a
little more interested.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Then, oh well, they came into it. Well anyway, if
also moved up. It went to second place from third
place The Imaginary Friends with Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So I'm waiting to say what that first place movie was? Bad?
That dropped more than two places.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Furiosa a Mad Max Saga dropped to third place. Yes, yes,
Kingdom of Plano of the Apes remained at fourth and
so did bawguye stayed at fifth place. The Bulguy Movies
out this Friday, June seventh. Bad Boys Ride or Die
with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Yes, when their former
captain is implicated in corruption, the two Miami police officers
(22:46):
have to work to clear his name. They're back baby,
all right. If you're a streamer, here's some movies to
stream on Hulu. The first Omen, the prequel to seventy six,
is the Omen The Supernatural Whore. The pre explores the
origins of Damien, the demonic child at the heart of
the original, speaking into some scary stuff, a horror film.
(23:08):
The first omens on Hulu. Jim Henson Idea Man is
on Disney Plus. And this is directed by Ron Howard
and it's a documentary about Jim Henson and it does
spans his life, and it's got unseen footage and has
interviews with friends and family, so it seems like it's
gonna be pretty cool. That's on Disney Plus. Godzilla Minus
one is on NETFLIXUS minus one, the Oscar winning Godzilla
(23:33):
minus one. Mind you, it's finally in streaming platforms outside
of Japan. They've been streaming it there for a while.
And it's set in the tail end of World War Two,
after the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and it
follows a pilot, a Kamakazi pilot, and they find Godzilla.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
A surviving Kamakazi pilot. Yeah you know what his name was,
don't you? Chick and Terry ok.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Number sixty four working joke it's still one of my favorites.
You up for that?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
And two more. The Boys in the Boat is on
Prime Video. That's directed by George Clooney and it's a
sports drama based on a novel about a rowing team.
And Super Eight is on Paramount Plus. You guys got
stuff to watch.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Wait, let's get us a winner. Let's played John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out according to Parenting Magazine,
this is the most expensive sport for American kids to
participate in.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't know, horseback.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Yes, when your equipment eats.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yes, when it eats and duties while you sleep, that's
going to be expensive. Yeah, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
According to researchers, if you're gonna get sick from touching
something in a restaurant, this is the object most likely
to blame.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, what is the bill? That's why I'm never touching
what y'all got?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
One?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Ain't on a big show? You told freeline across America.
We played John Board Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Next. Good Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Today's feature track from The Big Show bed Box. The
Diary of Gary Busey the Busy Family Reunion. A search
for keywords Bucy Reunion. It hit the big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's play
yes live across America.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
It's John Boy, Jebany, oh wah, and now your host.
He was once sent to the emergency room after touching
something in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
We think her name was Bridge. Please, John Boy, let's say.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The Christopher out of Bristol, Virginia. Good morning, Christopher, good morning, Hey.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Welcome on boy.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
All right, Christopher, you got the first shot at it
this morning.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Let's review it again.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
According to researchers, if you're gonna get sick from touching
something in a restaurant, this is the object most likely
to blame.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Let's don't blame bridget about the whole thing. Okay, I'm sorry, Christopher,
go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
You the menu, Well, let's say you think you got it.
You figuring that out, Chris, we're the old menu. Yeah,
lots of people with germs touched them.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Christmay you got the big old Lord Tiger's Prize pack
will get it to you up Bristol. Okay, good, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
You got the body.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Hang on with Jacke. I was jumping out, catching you
up the phone you.
Speaker 15 (27:41):
Knew riding the Boner's Top ten Liz, get your laugh
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
There's a big show on the radio about twenty minutes away.
If my poet Laurie is it's real important, Colonel. Right now,
we got a bonus top ten list.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Listen, good, good morning. It's the John Boy and Billy
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Our special gads comedic baby doll Alicia Michaels in the
studio with us.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I think she's got it. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
Okay, so let's go to the top ten list. All right,
here we go, with help from Felicia. Top ten things
you'll never hear a woman say. Number ten, What do
you mean.
Speaker 16 (29:02):
Today's our anniversary?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Number nine?
Speaker 16 (29:07):
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather
just watch TV?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Number eight.
Speaker 16 (29:14):
This diamond is way too big. Number seven And for
a honeymoon, we're going fishing in Alaska.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Number six.
Speaker 16 (29:27):
Could our relationship get a little more physical? I'm really
tired of just being friends.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Number five.
Speaker 16 (29:35):
You know, goofy looking out of shape. Guys with a
lot of hair on their back really get me hot.
Number four, Honey does this outfit make my butt look
too smaller?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Three?
Speaker 16 (29:54):
Oh, don't stop for directions. I'm sure you'll be able
to figure out to get out of here, Larry.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Number number two is that song for me?
Speaker 16 (30:06):
Tell him I'm not here.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
And the number one thing you'll never hear a woman say, hey.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
Get a whizz of that one.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Alright, let's bring in a colonel.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Well, not many shows can say they have their very
own poet laureate, but we can. And they stopped by
the SHARE's latest wordsmithery, welcome by Colonel Hamilton. How you doing, Colonel?
Speaker 18 (31:02):
If I was any better, vitamins would be taking me
as good to hear.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 18 (31:09):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pollen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this, when
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year, but there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks balling, the dusty scourge
of the skies, that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
(31:32):
be different. A new feller in town, a real weirdo.
We've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
(31:53):
crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed smoke haha and
evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked him why,
and he decided to share big money in Marrohuchi, a
fortune to be found with something that grows wild all
year round. He'd spend years perfecting his mad science scheme.
(32:16):
He'd be wealthy as o Nasis if he achieved his dream.
And sure enough, the spring did the deed, a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed. But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion, like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
(32:37):
inside and out. There was nowhere to hide but a
curious fact about this season's dust. A good sniff got
you high, and this fact you can trust. Before two
days had passed, the whole town was baked, snorting that
pollen till both nostrils ached. They was snorting off benches
and snorting off trees, off out how seats with the
(33:00):
whole county. Peas snorting off cheves and Hyundais and Fords,
even snorted off a dodge forgive me Lord, sniffing off
dogs and hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks and stained
trucker hats. It was like the old days, folks smooching
their cousins. Even insects was stoned. The bees were really
(33:22):
buzzing hah. After a month the pallen was gone, Folks
felt like they just couldn't go on itching and a
scratching going through withdrawal, like when they hide the diet
coke from y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Ha ha.
Speaker 18 (33:38):
The Professor's creation made the whole town smile, and it'll
have to hold them for just a short while because
after Christmas is over, just you wait and see, kids
will find their folks smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Good morning to.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Bakesho was on the radio, and more big show right
around the corner.
Speaker 19 (34:04):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
not their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hh, not funny queers. That's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Good morning. That's a big show already.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Well, you know we give give and hardly ever take
the stuff that you can win this summer. The Massey
Oak game Keeper's ls tractor. He win that l S
MT two twenty five tractor with loader tailorbacko mid Mountain.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
More.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Check out the picture that we got at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, thanks Bobby Cole Mausey Oak. Tell us all
about that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
A lot of ideas like the trip of a lifetime
courtesy of Lord Tigers to the eighty fourth annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally. Had a custom Harley Davidson Backer with Turmo
and then I lost my sheet all the stuff that
goes on with that.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
What's he gonna get it sometime this week? So let's
still work on that.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Oh, just make stuff up, it doesn't matter. Click on
that low Tiger's batter. You're reading for yourself. Take your
time with it. I guess when you hit the Big
Show dot Com. Of course, not to mention more prize
packs a day.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Every day we give away.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Give yif never take Hardyah, the Big Show, Good Morning,
got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We
gonna play beat the Blonde. If you do, you'll get
you a Red Max prize pack. Red Max make the
best trimmers and bloors and commercial Ze Road turned Mowers.
Got a two year unlimited hour warn in Kawasaki Engines,
(36:26):
Heavy Dude and fabricated deck. Yes, you can mow like
a pro with Red Max. Click on the band of
more info. Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes
forst a special top ten less bring in.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Bill, Greetings and Salivation's members of the Great Unwashed in
fly Over Country. It's your sympathetic buddy, Bill Silvers with
another verbal slap in the kisser to our commander, and
it depends. That's right, you guessed it. Slow Joe Biden.
He's still wearing a mask on the campaign trail. It's
not because he's a germophobe. It just hides the duct
(36:58):
tape Obama put over.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Too soon. But he's not all bad. Okay, I can't
sell that.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
But at least he does like ice cream and he
eats a lot of it, and why shouldn't he. It's
not like he's gonna get brain freeze. Now, you may
not be able to afford ice cream with this inflation,
but he can. After all, it's your money, am I Right?
This guy knows what I'm talking about. So, in an
effort to give an ataboy to dunce master flex from
(37:31):
the home office somewhere behind the dumpster in dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania,
here are the top ten ice creams named for Joe Biden.
Number ten, Mumble Stumble Fumble, Cookie Crumble number nine, g
your kid's hair smells like Touti Fruity. Number eight, skid
(37:55):
mark fudge. Oh we're all thinking it?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Should it? Shut up?
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Blondie number seven, plagiarizing passion fruits number six, My second
wife was our babysitter's wedding cake. Number five, Hunters white
Powder and call Girl Party Vanilla.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Number four, Hot Buttered, fourth Grader.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
Number three, Garage full of classified documents, Truffle Shuffle.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Number two, Rocky Road to World War three.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
And the number one ice cream named for Joe Biden Disappointment.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
The legos They stacked one on top of the other.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Right, okay, kin going here and baiting the blonde one
eight hundred Big show as you told free line across America.
We'll get a contestant and play next
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hangout, we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down old my bees. I'm
the dump boy and Billy big.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Show dogging doodle doo up and at them.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It is Tuesday, June fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You got a big show on the radio, looking big show.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Gang looking good right here? Sounded good as well. Oh right, then,
let's see what kind of days we can take part in.
Somebody took the time to make these national days. Oh
and look what the first one is, some idiot. Okay,
(01:33):
National Hug your Cat Day. Okay, I mean that's fine
cats if they're huggable type Angelo. My best cat ever
that I had while back was very huggable. Okay, won
me over.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
I was gonna say that's a comment from someone who
doesn't like cats or own cats. But no, you've had several.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
He hasn't owned them, he's lived with it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, Angelo, I had Ali the cat, of course, Jackie's
favorite shelf cat, a cat that lived on the shelf
about four years.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Many never saw it. I never saw its paws on
the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love shelf cat. Shelf cat was cool.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Shelf cat like you hated everybody else except Jackie for something.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm telling you. The wife and kids said, be careful.
Shelf cat hates people.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
I took a selfie with shelf cat and send it
to him.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is that the one that would attack me every time? Yeah?
I just hated that cat.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Because when you'd walk in the closet back there, you're
in the lone room where shelf cats.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know where you had to put food for it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You wouldn't You wouldn't notice it until it attacked you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You don't look up high for a cattle shelf.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
You fed and watered it back there on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
It's it's like an area off of their laundry room.
It's a big open closet.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Shelf cat had it going on, she was said or.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Something, you know, for a while. So we just can't
be to give the message. You didn't want to leave
the shelf, yep, that something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It down. You try to help her down. I'll live
on a shelf in the Isley house to watch out. Jackie.
She hates people back there, Jackie attacked me every time
I come in the house trying to feed you. I'll
(03:32):
open the jack Day. We're canceling the attack.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It would combined Blazing Saddles movie, one of the jacked
favorite words, where they let Mongo sniff him so I
know who he was, all right, So I'd hug your
cat day, all right, sounds like a good idea. Now
on this National Cheese Day, National Safe Day, that's to
prevent tragedy from eating itself. Yes, National Cognac Day.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cognac. Oh, the old kangnak ye. See drink there.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Rayfer's favorite bathtub by what he caught the liquor.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know, he would sit in the bathtub and drink
corna his bathtub.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Liquor filled it up. Probably National Old Maid's Day.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
All right, good good days on cat Day.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, all right, we got three days in this.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
They're saved up. We'll get the winning beginning. That's our goal.
First thing in the morning, Big.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Show's on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
First prize pack one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot cleaning products, Ey truck drivers, Keep America moving
bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. That's why
I can find bullsnot at truck stops across America, also
at the Big Show dot com and now three days
(04:59):
in his where we will get our three categories for
you to win. Nineteen sixty nine, June fourth, or twenty
two year old man sneaks into the wheel pot of
a jet parked in Havana, Havana, Cuba, survives a nine
hour flight to Spain. Despite the thin oxygen levels and
minus forty degree temperatures at twenty nine thousand feet, he won't.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Out of Cuba. Man all right? O two.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
A young Swedish girl who suffered for seven months with
breathing problems, finally got relief when a surgeon located and
removed a peanut from her nose. What Yes, Three doctors
had been unable to diagnose the almet before fourth discovered
the peanut lodged in her nostril.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Well, going, I fuct it get my nose.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
First question you'd have to ask, how did she get
a peanut in her nose?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Probably eating peanuts out of a bowl? First experience quick
and finally, on this date in twenty nineteen, professional gambler.
James halse Hour's thirty two game winning streak ended on Jeopardy,
(06:16):
just short of Ken Jennings record two point five two.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Million dollar earnings.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Ken is the one hosting Jeopardy these days and the
whole time winner.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, but there you go one eight hundred big
shows you told free Line. Come on, play out Birds.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Next your morning's big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Tuesday, June fourth, we.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Got today's feature track from the Big Show vent Box.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
An entry into the diary of Gary Busey about the
Abucy family reunion.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
There's for gee words Busy reunion.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
They did the big Box out the Big show that
cat out Outburst.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
John Boy and Billy gave the puzzes from the Big
Prize p Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
This should it be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Guest time, you have the best time. You have a
big shots.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Let's say head a freedom from Borland Spring, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Good morning they, Good morning Frida, how are you so far?
Speaker 10 (08:13):
I'm great?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I hope we sure are all right?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Let's get you through these three categories and start your
day off with them. One hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Use on today.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Don't worry about it, Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
There we go, uh in honor that twenty two year
old Cuban that want to get out of the country
in the wheelwel give us three parts of a jet.
Ready to go, will Inkin and Wayne, there you go,
in honor of that young Swedish girl with a nut
up her nose.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I gotta nose my nose to.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Sweeten he's stocking, all right, won't give us three types
of nuts? Frida?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Right about peanuts, walnuts, almond?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That would work, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You get it all right, pressed almond.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
She deserves a full bill on that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I prayed afore the win and honored the gambler that
came up short on Jeopardy of Ken Jennings record three
gambling games.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Poker, black Jack, and swamp Man.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There you go, winn and just lock you up to wall.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I sweet you hang on, Jack, you hook you up.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Thank you got the.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Sweetish girl with the peanuts stuck in her nose.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
I can have a really hard time with this A
sign of my nose.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Do you think that it's gonna be okay?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, Sweden, not Italy.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Well, hang on, we'll get to Jamaica for.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
A little further a little Yeah, good morning. It's a
(11:01):
big shown radio.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
We all got dogs and we love him very much,
especially when somebody you can trust to keep your dog
when you're out of town, like Randy called on Glenn
to do that, and from the sound of it, he
was all for Hoyaded.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
I will be glad to see burnded, Yes I will.
I will look after him while you're gone. I will
make sure he has got plenty of water. I will
make sure he sleeps in the shade. He can even
come in and sleep with me while you're gone. I
won't take him to my bosom, and I won't cherish
(11:48):
him while you are gold. He will not do a
one lonely moment. Oh, you go right, only don't worry
about Burndy. I will take care of him. He can
come in and eat at the table with me, and
I will take him to my bosom. I will walk
up to him, I will cherish him. I will be
(12:10):
his best friend while you're gold, So don't worry about Bandit.
He will be my dog for two days. Bless his heart.
He can come in and sleep with me, and that
is I will sleep in the middle. Good boy about him.
I will take him to my bosom. I will look
out to him that day. Yes, he will be looking world,
(12:32):
taking care of Yes, he will. Don't worry about him.
One moment he will sleep with me, and that this
fire while gone, so he will be looked after, and
I will fear him. I will see him and I
will keep him birch clear clue c clear water. I
will put ice in his water. I will come his hair,
(12:56):
I will bless his cheese. Yes, yeh. Else, I will
be glad to will come to your dog, so don't
worry about him. What moment I will cherish him. We
will take him to our business. I will remark his room.
So don't worry about Brundon. It's God. Have a good time.
(13:17):
Have a good time, Randy say, and don't worry about
bend It. I will look back to help. He will
be by down for two days. Thank you for giving
me this army to dund it. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I will look after him. Don't worry whatever you do, please,
(13:38):
don't worry. I will look after that to take him
to my bosom. Don't worry about bend it. Go on,
have a good time. Thank you.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
None you want to Bandit is sitting there with his
head got to one side as he listens to the.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't leave me with him.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
All morning.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
It's a mix Shaw on the radio twenty minutes away
on the desk of Taylor Tayment.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You using what to watch right now? Oh gobbledy snaffle.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I'm old and I hate everything, especially television. Back in
my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy full color,
high definition, space saving flint screen gizmo with a fifty
inch picture and four hundred channels on twenty.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Four hours a day.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
We had a plain wooden box with a teeny round
screen so small you could only watch it one eye
at a time. He was covered with five thousand knobs,
only two of which.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Worked on off in volume.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
The rest of the knobs were there to keep us
busy because we were too damn pig ignorant to know.
There weren't no real TV shows yet. The TV was
so dad blame big. We had to build the rest
of the house around it. It took up so much
room that we younguns had to sleep out back with
the hogs, and they'd eat your toes and fingers while
(15:49):
you slipped. But at least you managed to stay warm
under that nice cozy blank at a steam and pig manure.
And then, if you are lucky, every once in a while,
some smart ass would broadcast a live picture of a
(16:09):
stuffed animal. Since there weren't no sound, we didn't know
if we'd won a prize or erase of stuffed bunnies
were taken over the world. We were dumb as mudd
and that's the way we liked it. We gather around
that one inch square screen stare at it for hours
on end, fumbling with knobs, drooling and scratching our butts with.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No fingers, going blind one eye at a.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Time, slip, slappity slew.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Look at us, We're a bunch of tolless, fingerless crapstick
and hiltily cyclops. All hail the bunny men. I can't
wait till someone invinced the Jerry Springer show.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Howdy Do the Digly Day?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
And we liked it, and we didn't have no sitcoms
to bright no day. If we wanted a good laugh,
we didn't have any Andy and Bonnie and Jerry and
Cramer and Raws and Phoebe. To make sport up, we
(17:16):
had to go all the way to the next county
where this bunch of slavic squad has lived, and we'd
single out Boris to jabber and freak.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
With his unborn twins lower half growing out of his stomach.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
We'd strip his shirt off and chase him with handfuls
of stinging nettles. He hopped through the high weeds running
for his life, and that creepy little torso with kick
its with little legs, and he'd looked like a big
cricket man jumping through the field, and we'd all laugh
and laugh, because that's funny right there.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I don't care who you are.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
And if we wanted a reality show, we'd make our own,
like who watched her Lighter Fart? We'd gorge ourselves on
raw broccoli and pickled pigs feet, and then we'd all
gather around in a big circle and start pooting into
the campfire, waiting for that one big super fart that
would barbecue all your kid in a ball of blue flame,
(18:18):
and even if you won, you still wound up sending
all the hair off your keista and getting second degree
burns all over.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Your private parts. We'll boop boop the doodle, the dangle.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
We're freak chasing kin scorch and xenophobes sitting around on
our French fright butt smell like burnt hair.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Which way to the wienie roads? Oh, glorious, glorious morning television.
Ah flugel spoogle.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Fo Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news weathers barts home.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
No, I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 14 (19:19):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two, young Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. World
is through your Tuesday, John Boys. Wonderful Thing giveaway number one,
one hundred and six, a well worn cap from the
Fountain Powerboat Racing team, autographed by Reggie Fountain. Warned by
yours too, let the Pick Quick power Boat Races West Tennessee, Tennessee, Mississippi.
(20:33):
The whole thing comes together. I can't remember how many
governors I met on that.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Trip, at least two. Well, anybody hurt? I went right
now because all right, it was on water. I was good.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
So check it out.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We will award that to one lucky Big Show listener
Friday morning when we enter into the final outa the broadcast. Anyway, Okay,
too much information Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You need to know.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Coming up? We played John Boyd Jeverde.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Somebody wins a big old Lord Tiger's prize pack includes
a hat, t shirt, tumbler, twenty five dollars gas card
to fill up your motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hang on to it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
You might be filling up a brand new custom Harley
Davison Performance bagger to go along with a trip of
a lifetime to the eighty fourth Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
You go to the Big Show dot Com just click
on that Lord Tiger's Man to get all the info.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Make sure you register to win that. All right, we'll.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Play for that in minutes. We're right now.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
From the desk of Taytor Taman News. What to watch.
Here's Marcy Taylor a right.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Think of it? Sure to look at the box office
from the weekend if you may, very surprising and it
was a race. But Garfield the movie went from second
place to first place. Why, I don't know more cinemas.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
I only saw a trailer for it. So it's got
live action and animation. Yes, yeah, so maybe I'm a
little more interested.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Then, oh well, they came into it. Well anyway, if
also moved up. It went to second place from third
place The Imaginary Friends with Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So I'm waiting to say what that first place movie was? Bad?
That dropped more than two places.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Furiosa a Mad Max Saga dropped to third place. Yes, yes,
Kingdom of Plano of the Apes remained at fourth and
so did bawguye stayed at fifth place. The Bulguy Movies
out this Friday, June seventh. Bad Boys Ride or Die
with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Yes, when their former
captain is implicated in corruption, the two Miami police officers
(22:46):
have to work to clear his name. They're back baby,
all right. If you're a streamer, here's some movies to
stream on Hulu. The first Omen, the prequel to seventy six,
is the Omen The Supernatural Whore. The pre explores the
origins of Damien, the demonic child at the heart of
the original, speaking into some scary stuff, a horror film.
(23:08):
The first omens on Hulu. Jim Henson Idea Man is
on Disney Plus. And this is directed by Ron Howard
and it's a documentary about Jim Henson and it does
spans his life, and it's got unseen footage and has
interviews with friends and family, so it seems like it's
gonna be pretty cool. That's on Disney Plus. Godzilla Minus
one is on NETFLIXUS minus one, the Oscar winning Godzilla
(23:33):
minus one. Mind you, it's finally in streaming platforms outside
of Japan. They've been streaming it there for a while.
And it's set in the tail end of World War Two,
after the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and it
follows a pilot, a Kamakazi pilot, and they find Godzilla.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
A surviving Kamakazi pilot. Yeah you know what his name was,
don't you? Chick and Terry ok.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Number sixty four working joke it's still one of my favorites.
You up for that?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
And two more. The Boys in the Boat is on
Prime Video. That's directed by George Clooney and it's a
sports drama based on a novel about a rowing team.
And Super Eight is on Paramount Plus. You guys got
stuff to watch.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Wait, let's get us a winner. Let's played John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out according to Parenting Magazine,
this is the most expensive sport for American kids to
participate in.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't know, horseback.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Yes, when your equipment eats.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yes, when it eats and duties while you sleep, that's
going to be expensive. Yeah, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
According to researchers, if you're gonna get sick from touching
something in a restaurant, this is the object most likely
to blame.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, what is the bill? That's why I'm never touching
what y'all got?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
One?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Ain't on a big show? You told freeline across America.
We played John Board Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Next. Good Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Today's feature track from The Big Show bed Box. The
Diary of Gary Busey the Busy Family Reunion. A search
for keywords Bucy Reunion. It hit the big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's play
yes live across America.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
It's John Boy, Jebany, oh wah, and now your host.
He was once sent to the emergency room after touching
something in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
We think her name was Bridge. Please, John Boy, let's say.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The Christopher out of Bristol, Virginia. Good morning, Christopher, good morning, Hey.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Welcome on boy.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
All right, Christopher, you got the first shot at it
this morning.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Let's review it again.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
According to researchers, if you're gonna get sick from touching
something in a restaurant, this is the object most likely
to blame.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Let's don't blame bridget about the whole thing. Okay, I'm sorry, Christopher,
go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
You the menu, Well, let's say you think you got it.
You figuring that out, Chris, we're the old menu. Yeah,
lots of people with germs touched them.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Christmay you got the big old Lord Tiger's Prize pack
will get it to you up Bristol. Okay, good, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
You got the body.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Hang on with Jacke. I was jumping out, catching you
up the phone you.
Speaker 15 (27:41):
Knew riding the Boner's Top ten Liz, get your laugh
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
There's a big show on the radio about twenty minutes away.
If my poet Laurie is it's real important, Colonel. Right now,
we got a bonus top ten list.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Listen, good, good morning. It's the John Boy and Billy
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Our special gads comedic baby doll Alicia Michaels in the
studio with us.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I think she's got it. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
Okay, so let's go to the top ten list. All right,
here we go, with help from Felicia. Top ten things
you'll never hear a woman say. Number ten, What do
you mean.
Speaker 16 (29:02):
Today's our anniversary?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Number nine?
Speaker 16 (29:07):
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather
just watch TV?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Number eight.
Speaker 16 (29:14):
This diamond is way too big. Number seven And for
a honeymoon, we're going fishing in Alaska.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Number six.
Speaker 16 (29:27):
Could our relationship get a little more physical? I'm really
tired of just being friends.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Number five.
Speaker 16 (29:35):
You know, goofy looking out of shape. Guys with a
lot of hair on their back really get me hot.
Number four, Honey does this outfit make my butt look
too smaller?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Three?
Speaker 16 (29:54):
Oh, don't stop for directions. I'm sure you'll be able
to figure out to get out of here, Larry.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Number number two is that song for me?
Speaker 16 (30:06):
Tell him I'm not here.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
And the number one thing you'll never hear a woman say, hey.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
Get a whizz of that one.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Alright, let's bring in a colonel.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Well, not many shows can say they have their very
own poet laureate, but we can. And they stopped by
the SHARE's latest wordsmithery, welcome by Colonel Hamilton. How you doing, Colonel?
Speaker 18 (31:02):
If I was any better, vitamins would be taking me
as good to hear.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 18 (31:09):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pollen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this, when
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year, but there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks balling, the dusty scourge
of the skies, that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
(31:32):
be different. A new feller in town, a real weirdo.
We've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
(31:53):
crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed smoke haha and
evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked him why,
and he decided to share big money in Marrohuchi, a
fortune to be found with something that grows wild all
year round. He'd spend years perfecting his mad science scheme.
(32:16):
He'd be wealthy as o Nasis if he achieved his dream.
And sure enough, the spring did the deed, a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed. But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion, like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
(32:37):
inside and out. There was nowhere to hide but a
curious fact about this season's dust. A good sniff got
you high, and this fact you can trust. Before two
days had passed, the whole town was baked, snorting that
pollen till both nostrils ached. They was snorting off benches
and snorting off trees, off out how seats with the
(33:00):
whole county. Peas snorting off cheves and Hyundais and Fords,
even snorted off a dodge forgive me Lord, sniffing off
dogs and hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks and stained
trucker hats. It was like the old days, folks smooching
their cousins. Even insects was stoned. The bees were really
(33:22):
buzzing hah. After a month the pallen was gone, Folks
felt like they just couldn't go on itching and a
scratching going through withdrawal, like when they hide the diet
coke from y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Ha ha.
Speaker 18 (33:38):
The Professor's creation made the whole town smile, and it'll
have to hold them for just a short while because
after Christmas is over, just you wait and see, kids
will find their folks smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Good morning to.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Bakesho was on the radio, and more big show right
around the corner.
Speaker 19 (34:04):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
not their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hh, not funny queers. That's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Good morning. That's a big show already.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Well, you know we give give and hardly ever take
the stuff that you can win this summer. The Massey
Oak game Keeper's ls tractor. He win that l S
MT two twenty five tractor with loader tailorbacko mid Mountain.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
More.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Check out the picture that we got at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, thanks Bobby Cole Mausey Oak. Tell us all
about that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
A lot of ideas like the trip of a lifetime
courtesy of Lord Tigers to the eighty fourth annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally. Had a custom Harley Davidson Backer with Turmo
and then I lost my sheet all the stuff that
goes on with that.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
What's he gonna get it sometime this week? So let's
still work on that.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Oh, just make stuff up, it doesn't matter. Click on
that low Tiger's batter. You're reading for yourself. Take your
time with it. I guess when you hit the Big
Show dot Com. Of course, not to mention more prize
packs a day.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Every day we give away.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Give yif never take Hardyah, the Big Show, Good Morning,
got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We
gonna play beat the Blonde. If you do, you'll get
you a Red Max prize pack. Red Max make the
best trimmers and bloors and commercial Ze Road turned Mowers.
Got a two year unlimited hour warn in Kawasaki Engines,
(36:26):
Heavy Dude and fabricated deck. Yes, you can mow like
a pro with Red Max. Click on the band of
more info. Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes
forst a special top ten less bring in.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Bill, Greetings and Salivation's members of the Great Unwashed in
fly Over Country. It's your sympathetic buddy, Bill Silvers with
another verbal slap in the kisser to our commander, and
it depends. That's right, you guessed it. Slow Joe Biden.
He's still wearing a mask on the campaign trail. It's
not because he's a germophobe. It just hides the duct
(36:58):
tape Obama put over.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Too soon. But he's not all bad. Okay, I can't
sell that.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
But at least he does like ice cream and he
eats a lot of it, and why shouldn't he. It's
not like he's gonna get brain freeze. Now, you may
not be able to afford ice cream with this inflation,
but he can. After all, it's your money, am I Right?
This guy knows what I'm talking about. So, in an
effort to give an ataboy to dunce master flex from
(37:31):
the home office somewhere behind the dumpster in dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania,
here are the top ten ice creams named for Joe Biden.
Number ten, Mumble Stumble Fumble, Cookie Crumble number nine, g
your kid's hair smells like Touti Fruity. Number eight, skid
(37:55):
mark fudge. Oh we're all thinking it?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Should it? Shut up?
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Blondie number seven, plagiarizing passion fruits number six, My second
wife was our babysitter's wedding cake. Number five, Hunters white
Powder and call Girl Party Vanilla.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Number four, Hot Buttered, fourth Grader.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
Number three, Garage full of classified documents, Truffle Shuffle.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Number two, Rocky Road to World War three.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
And the number one ice cream named for Joe Biden Disappointment.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
The legos They stacked one on top of the other.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Right, okay, kin going here and baiting the blonde one
eight hundred Big show as you told free line across America.
We'll get a contestant and play next
Hosts And Creators
Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!