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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
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Hangout all right, listen to you, morg it's time to
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It is Tuesday, February and fourth, as we headn't toward
the Big Game and Valentine's Day, you lovers.
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Lovers of football, I don't know what tall Hey, everybody,
come on in here with me. National Hemp Day.
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too much work, So let's just think a mail carrier
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It was nineteen eighty five. It was revealed that the
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US Navy had been paying six hundred and forty dollars
apiece for toilet seats that were worth less than twenty bucks.
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Just they didn't love you, just got so much wanted
everything all right.
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The toilet seats everywhere.
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Eighteen eighty five.
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That was a big stink.
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We were up to.
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Nineteen ninety, Seattle police had a sixty eight year old
woman arrested for shoplifting cigarettes. Blamed the episode on Judge Wapner.
She says she heard the judge tell talk show host
Pat Sajak it everybody steals at least once in their life,
so she hadn't.
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So she well, you know, it's a bucket list thing.
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Waders are all right, think about SIGs right there?
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For that category.
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And then nineteen ninety three, the Boston Celtics retired Larry
Bird's famous number thirty three during a sold out ceremony
of Boston Garden. There was just a big old NBA trade.
Me and Jack was talking about yesterday, Anthony Davis goes
to the Lakers. Uh, and then no, no, he goes
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to the Mavericks and Luca Doctor goes to the Lakers.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I'll get there right jackon that trade, Oh my gosh,
I saw headlines where people were thinking it was a
crazy that NBA's lost.
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Its mind that that. Oh I don't know, Big old
fourgn stoop E can play. Anthony Davis can too. Got
a nice hire all right, Well yeah, well don't worry
about that.
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The NBA was just throwing in there. Well, no, we
are going to deal with NBA. Thanks for the Boston Celtics.
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Good Morning, This Big Show the Radio, Tuesday, February Ford
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Jot shots.
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More than Boy and Billy.
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Everybody had a little ball.
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Alright, boy, let's get you through these three kind of goors.
Get that prize back to you down Pembroke. You ready
to go, Yes, sir, in five seconds. Three things on
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To go, the Celtics, the Hornets and the.
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Hope and there.
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Georgia.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And by the way, Taylor, about that trade we were
looking at yesterday with Anthony Davis, Luca Dogget. You asked me,
you know, was that a big one? Yeah, because people
are going crazy. You know, they always go crazy. That's sports.
Now there. They don't think they're they're doing sports unless
they're arguing.
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This is a disagreement. That's where it works. Now, thank
you for that.
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You're welcome.
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Now you understand.
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Awesome first time caller, had a.
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that side. Mary Jane up.
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Next, Good morning.
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This will make Shaw on the radio, and that's promised.
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Here we'll go.
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the weak guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
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Yo, yo, Yeah, what's the HAPs dude to do that?
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She's been baking again, Well, she's been making.
Speaker 13 (08:25):
Already heard man, it's pretty melling with my end as usual.
Thanks for asking. I've just been hanging around the house
think about stuff. I know y'all want to hear something, right, baby,
it's weet. I've been working on a big new project
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this week. I'm trying to teach myself cleaning oven how
to do the rest of my house. And I just
found a can of Shine No under the kitchen sink.
And you know what, I think I can finally tell
the difference one of my girlfriends, y'all saw this really
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cute male nerves working the Red Cross Blood Drive this year.
I might have to swing by, I would. He likes
pale dizzy chicks. Guys are weird. Guys are weird. They
say stuff like, well, my music taste is kind of
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hard to describe. It turns out they just really like
Mumford and Son. Here's some job advice.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
This is job advice.
Speaker 14 (09:51):
You hear a lot.
Speaker 13 (09:52):
Hold on, okay, here's the advice. Do what you love
and you'll never work a day in your life. I've
been eating cheese It's and watching Netflix for fifteen years,
and so far there ain't a whole lot of money. Sure,
(10:13):
I do love my cheese it One time on vacation,
I bought a pair of Orange Crocs. I told the
cashier I didn't need a receipt. You know what, He said,
take it anyway, just in case something goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm like, dude, I just.
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Bought orange Crocs. Something's already gone wrong. The other day
I drove past this billboard for Morton Salt. I was like, dudes,
y'all got nothing to worry about. I couldn't name another
salt if you put a gun in my head. I
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think the most ironic night of my life was that
time I left the Earth Winding Fire Concert because I
needed some water. Ironic, man, I bet that first dude
that ever shot fish in a barrel said, I can't
even think of a way to tell y'all how easy
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this is. Ned like that one jump way. Okay, okay,
I got a pro tip of the day. Dove chocolate
tastes way better than their soap.
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Heads up.
Speaker 13 (11:34):
I gave one more and I gotta go. I need
some cheese its. I like my men the way I
like my coffee sliding off the roof of the cars
I drive away, Buddies. That's it for right now. Okay,
y'all keep rocking and I'll keep thinking, lady dudes.
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Good morning, let's a big ya on the radio for
your Tuesday, February and fourth.
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Let's get this and good morning, begs y'all.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Well, good morning there, John Boyn Billin, Good morning Dollar,
beloved friends, other and radio land. Here's a Reverend Billy
Ray Collins from the Sorda Joshua Independent Full Glass put
Penny Coastal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. Well, friends, Monday evening, the orgyistic frenzy
of shameless idol worship and drunken high cholesterol consumerism, the
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so called Super Bowl, forty five minutes of football surrounded
by seventeen hours. I asked for Alkey Haul and Penis
Peter with a NonStop parade of talking monkeys and parting
horses and scale and painted up like the horror babbling
with their fake bosoms about the pop plumb out of
the clothes. Oh preacher, hold on, you don't mean to
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till you don't come out against football, have you? Well know, beloved,
football is a fine thing in its proper context. And
by that I mean a bunch of ten year old
youngins in a vacant lot on a Saturday afternoon. That
professional football, Why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overbade,
dope paddled thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and
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faster children from one under the other. Some of y'all
might I'd love to hear that today, But friends, the
truth don't always go down like Sodie Pots. Well, if
I sound a tad hard, it's because I just had
my annual argument with the church board about us throwing
a so called Super Bowl party. Oh think about it, preacher,
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how about if we used to go run us one
of them big old fat screen TVs and write folks
to come down to the church to watch the game.
We'll pull them in with the big game, and then
we'll hit him in the head with the gospel. Why
just about every man in America likes to watch the
Super Bowl, I said, Well, most of them like to
look at naked dnson girls too. How about we put
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us a stripper pole in the baptismal pool already. Now,
don't get me wrong, Well have it. I don't mind
a good church softball game they were watching alive. I
ain't got no use at all for the so called
professional sports nowadays. It ain't nothing but millionaires hoodlum shooting
guns at one another, sticking needles full of dope in
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their areas. If that's sports, y'all have at Oh, preacher,
hold on, you don't mean to till you don't come
out against football?
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (15:12):
Well know, beloved, football is a fine thing in its
proper context, and by that I mean a bunch of
ten year old youngins in a vacant lot on a
Saturday afternoon. But professional football, why that ain't nothing but
a bunch of overbade dope aaddle thugs leaving a trail
of bullet holes and faster children from one of them.
(15:36):
Go Oh, some of y'all might, I'd love to hear
that today. But friends, the truth don't always go down
like Sodie Pops. Oh, think about it, preacher. Why just
about every man in America likes to watch the Super Bowl,
I says, well, most of them like to look at
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naked Dunson girls too. How about we put us a
stripper pulling the deptismal pool Already, Ricky Dale is a
persuasive son of a gun though, so by a vote
of five to four, I'm pleased to invite whosoever will
to join us. Is coming Sunday night at six o'clock
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PM for the Sword of Joshua's Super Salvation Bowl Sunday
catch all action on our high defamation fetch screen TV.
Curzy of Brother Bob Hickey of Hickey and Sons Tevin
apply in the Cootererwood Plaza shopping center. They'll be French
fries and chicken wings from the Boajangles over on two
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Notch Road, and plenty of food Genie caffeine free Sodie
pop to worship all down with. Oh, don't worry about
all the godless family destructive advertising going on during the game.
When a commercial comes on, we'll just cut the TV
off and enjoy a three minute speed devotional from our
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guest speaker, Ain't On Hirschheiser from the Burning Bush Gospel
Temple in Hognutt, Alabama. Admission is absolutely free, all our
love offering a be collected. All proceeds go towards church
programs that try to keep folks from going to hell.
Claith and football go head ahead this Sunday evening at
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the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just
off State Road twenty three. All the rolls, it says
Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding you of his time to
turn so you don't burn John Boy and Billy has
her Y'll keep them straight up fire.
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coming up in minutes where right now From the desk
of Taylor taman New what to watch, here's Marcy.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Tyler May What did we watch at the box office
this weekend? Number one was the animated movie dog Man.
It debuted at number one, racked in about thirty six
million dollars here in the USA dog Man. Number two
was the sci fi thriller Companion. It opened up the
last weekend as well. Companion was about the horror horror
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film about horror teens out at the lakeside cabin.
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Yeah, it's a premise I've explored before.
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Ufasa The Lion King was third place again, hanging in
there in the top five. One of them days came
in at fourth place, and one of the days was
the boyfriend that stole all the rent money and then
the girls had to figure out a way to pay rent. Yeah,
so it came in number four. It's a comedy. It's
a comedy and flight risk. Wahlberg's movie debuted in fifth
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place with a small five point six million dollar opening.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, poor guy, all right, what'd you go watch this weekend?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Come to theaters? Friday Heart Eyes. It's a comedy, horror, horror,
and comedy. The past several years, the Heart Eyes killer
has wreaked havoc on Valentine's Day by stalking and murdering
romantic couples.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He's had it, can't take it any more. Guess that's
where the humor come. I guess.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Okay, no couple is safe this Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
All right. Also Friday, Love Hurts.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
It's an action comedy. A realtor is pulled back into
the life he left behind after his former partner in
crime resurfaces with an omnious message. What omnious omnius?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So you check that out.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Two new movies out this weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
What are you streaming?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
That's my next segment And I'm streaming Goosebumps on Disney Plus.
It's a David Swimmer series about It's a horror supernatural series.
Five teenagers who on Lisa Supernatural and Mayhem Mayhem insist.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
And it was steered for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I believe there was a book a long time ago, Goosebumps.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
But yeah, it's it's kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It has his moments.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
David Swimmer from Friends is in that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
How about you?
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What have you been streaming?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And how do you read it? Alien?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Resident Resident's Randy told me about it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I found it. It's own, like, uh like the Netflix.
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It's on Netflix Resident Alien, like the third season is
gonna come out soon, and I'm just started watching the
first season.
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It is great.
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You like it?
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Yeah?
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Really do really do?
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Uh A neat kind of family deal you know, a
lot like like like Landman, you know, is another one
watching us? A Taylor Sheridan deal building now turned Jackie
onto that?
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Oh yeah, I think she binged it over there.
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But you don't want to watch it. I mean the
wife don't want to watch it with the kids goes
just one of them, you.
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Know, it's this is us all kind of unt get
a language nude. Yeah we're not watchingey, I don't.
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Think something you want to get off to buy yourself?
I mean, yeah, I got small audience.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I'm with you, not a family, not a family.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Viewing resident Alien is if you look at something like that,
it's very funny.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, great character. I've been watching something on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
It's called Doorbell news Nudes News Nudes.
Speaker 15 (23:31):
That's not a premise, but it's you know, it's the
doorbell footage of people that people send in the aggregate
you and it's some unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Very cool that's on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
It is YouTube.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
All right, Well that's a rapper.
Speaker 16 (23:47):
What's to watch?
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You guys very much, But let's get us a winner.
Let's play John boyd Jepardary for bulls not review yesterday's question.
We found out that they're peak. This iconic company had
over nine thousand locations worldwide, was regularly more than three
billion dollars a year, but today, after multiple very bad
business decisions, only one location remains in business.
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What is Blockbuster?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Blockbuster didn't tell him long to go down to two
kind and rewind today, John boy Jeopardy, All right, here
we go. Ironically, this basketball legend is the only coach
in the history of the Kansas Jayhawks men's basketball team
to have a losing record.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Who is basketbatcher not basketball?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Joe's what y'all got one eight hundred big show you
told Freeline We play John boyd Jeopardy next Good Tuesday Morning,
(25:09):
February four, twenty twenty five.
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Got a big show on the radio.
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In our feature track from the Big Show bit Box,
Reverend Ernest Lee Sincere and the Good Master General, the
classic GiB Calhoun.
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The ball.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
There's a key word ball we head or the super
ball weekend there right now.
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That's why yeah s live across America.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
It's John Boy Chevin Now wow, and now your host, man,
he's more humbled than I thought.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I was just reading his bio.
Speaker 15 (25:41):
It says that he retired from college basketball with an
undefeated awaitness says, uncompeted record.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
He's choon boy. Now yeah, we'll.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Say hey to Jody out of Lee'sville, South Carolina. Good morning, Joony,
Good morning, John Boys.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, welcome in here.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Money all right, Jody got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning, ironically, is a key word, Jody.
This basketball legend is the only coach in the history
of the Kansas Jayhawks men's basketball team to have a
losing record.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
What you got, buddy, I want to say, James Mason
he's a what James Masons?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
James who Mason?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
He's trying to read it?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
I tell.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, I'm heading his feet to the fire.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So you're saying, James, some guy named James. Huh, Jody,
that's right, Just to tick Randy off. Let's let's see
close enough. Yeah, I'm trying to help our listeners hide
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that they're googling these John Boy Jeopardy sometime. But I
just couldn't help you there, Jody, James nay Smith's who
you were trying to announce.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
He is the inventor.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Correct, he is the inventor.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh, I got it right, all right?
Speaker 11 (27:17):
I win them.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
James Naysmith not only invented basketball, but also wrote the
first official rules for the game, six years before he
became the first head coach at Kansas.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Of course, I know you know this, Jody.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
And before you try to blame it on peach baskets, no,
na'sman switched to nets in eighteen ninety three.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean everybody knows that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And Jody, we're sending you one under twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products down the les, buddy, assuming
you can live with yourself.
Speaker 10 (27:59):
Yeah, is that when we're gonna need them.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
All right here before we get in the news. Just
piggyback on what to watch from Taylortainment News. You want
to see a movie that's got the super Bowl in it?
This week it was Head Up, the movie Focus from
twenty fifteen, starring Will Smith and and that.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Baby doll Barbie.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Oh, Margot, Yeah, Margot, Barbie, Robbie Margot, Robbie.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Smith.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, I'll think.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Well, there's all right, girl con artist shows her how
to do it. It's a big con and they go
through it.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's pretty near the way. Huh huh, pretty nick movie.
She ain't too bad to look at y'all know that.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yeah, there was some dialogue, I take it.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, okay, yes, it was so there.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It is the movie Focus from twenty fifteen. Write it down,
all right, very helpful this morning headed towards the big game.
Right now, we cut you up on your news and
then we celebrate Jimmy Hendrick and Pindred and Bowden.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Why yeah, more thing. It's a big show on the radio.
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Wrote into you Tuesday, before we get to what I
was talking about before your news. It was on this
date in nineteen seventy nine, the Village People's song y
m c A peaked at number two on the chart.
And who would have felt all these years later that
the president was maybe come back dance out of it.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm talking about Trump moving his arms.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Oh, it's the only song he can dance to.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And that went wow, man, I like that.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I selected a bunch of people doing celebration dances like that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That's need man. Wives he a tune well.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And also on this date in nineteen sixty seven, Jimmy
Hendrix recorded Purple Haze, and one week later, Pinkard and
Bowden recorded this.
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Yeah, good God, y'all.
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Green Acres is the place to be.
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Farm living is a life for me, land spreading out
so far and life keep Manhattan, give me that entryside.
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Get down, now, get back up, rock and roll.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Good morning. It's a big sew on the radio. And
here we go, prettet comrades.
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This is doctor Bosar, frozen off from a professor of
wealth redistribution at Karl Mark's Technical College in scratching at
a crack, Russia, back to doing time in Carpool University.
Today's lesson missed it.
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By that much. Loucu's back back again. Busy's back.
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Tell a friend, Bullsey's back, Bullsey's back, Bussy's back.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
Yes, comrades, it is I your favorite communist next to
Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi. You get the idea.
The point is there's a bunch of us, and I
know what you're saying. But Uncle Paul's, where have you been.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I will be honest as all communists are.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
I took some time off because once Joe Stalin, I
mean Joe Biden was fairly elected thanks to thirteen million
extra votes, no one can explain. I figured my job
was done. Communist tyranny was finally replacing Boushwa capitalism jumping Bolsheviks.
It was like the old days, grotesque inflation, wide open borders,
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so any old vermin can scurry across, weaponize justice system
to persecute political opponents with Boltutski charges, gaslighting the gullible populace,
with some Chinese rat virus suckers, a big fat shadow
government pulling the strings side.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It was coming heaven. But as they say, poopski happens.
Speaker 14 (35:02):
It turns out dear Leader was deer in headlights, brain
turning to borsch before a very peepers. Cameras couldn't hide
the baby, sniffing, teen, groping, word mumbling, blank starring pratt,
falling commander in the pens.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
It's all like every good communist. We had Plan B.
Speaker 14 (35:23):
Unfortunately Plan B was a giggling dingleberry who made killer.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
He seemed like Miss Congeliellope. On top of that, she
picks some some spastic potato head that's running mate.
Speaker 17 (35:39):
Why why we were so close, you Stoopski's You could
have gotten the president of the People's Republic of California,
the guy who combs his hair with four pounds of
chicken fat and smiles like he's trying to sell you
that used Hugo with spinner rims.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
He could have solved the entire country and the joys
of communism.
Speaker 14 (36:07):
I mean, people in his state have already learned to
use candles instead of electricity. We were so close, As
they say, don't blame the pitch, blame the salesman. So
here I am to tell you what you missed out on.
The Commonnesst Party has something for everyone. We are a
party with open exchange of ideas. You come in with
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your ideas and we exchange them for hours. Under communism,
every man has what he needs. You go to store
sea sign that says nobody needs me today. Problem solved.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
You are not safe in a capitalist state.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
You can be boiled in oil, have your fingers cut
off with knives, and suffocated with pillows. And communist state,
we don't have oil, knives or pillows. And if that's
not good enough for you, them and Eve were communists.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
It's true.
Speaker 14 (37:03):
They had no clothes, no shelter, and only one Apple tweet.
And that was just the tip of the hindenburg.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
The loving arms of communism was about to rep you
in it's all controlling embrace.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
But yet.
Speaker 16 (37:21):
You just had to have cheap gas, affordable groceries, a
secure border, only one job to pay beers, you big baby.
So in the next few years, when Orange Superman has
made all your silly capitalist dreams come true, don't come
crying to me.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Begging for the keys to come in heaven.
Speaker 14 (37:45):
I'll be busy with George Sorows scouting our next spokesperson.
And no, it won't be some blousy, half drunk house
frow or Richard Simmons and John Goodman's Minnesota nice love child.
Speaker 16 (37:58):
It will be someone the dopes will fall for. I
mean the people can relate to that.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
You will see will win? What else? Until next time?
Speaker 14 (38:15):
This is your old Buddy Ball's frozen off. That's Vedania dipsticks.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Good morning. It's a big shower radio.
Speaker 18 (38:29):
Helly, you blimsy premise here and when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning. Run these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was Buddy.
Speaker 12 (39:25):
Good Morning.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
There is Tuesday Feedruary with Ford. You got the big
joh on the radio. Well, tomorrow I'll be Taylor Tayman News.
We'll get to your rundown on all the Grammys. Taylor
likes to take a good two days to make sure
she gets everything correct. Of ease, special music awards.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
That are very dear to our heart. It will be
in radio and all over the last five years he likes.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
And this is something there, Taylor, let me know if
these facts have changed, because I've got a list of
fifteen singles or groups that have never won a Grammy.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
The music business's highest award.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Okay, so Abba, I don't guess they won one Sunday,
So here's uh nobody. These have not won a Grammy Abba,
The Beach Boys, Blake Shelton, Bob Marley, Diana Ross, Guns N' Roses,
Jonas Brothers, Journey, Katie Perry, Nick Minaj, Queen Rush Snoop Dog.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
I'm glad he didn't win.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
We never get him off to you and Tupac. I
don't guess he's gonna win one heat around anymore, right,
no O?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
And Selena Gomez, she was just recently the one and
crying on the internet.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
You know you don't.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
You know what might help Selena? Your people seem to
love it too soon?
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Laugh.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Tater's okay, laugh, Come on, baby,