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September 10, 2024 40 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mr. Rhubarb makes an early appearance today.. - Tater has her list of What to Watch - Rabbi Myron Bergstein reviews the new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice movie.. - Jeff Pillars has a list of the Top 10 Things That Annoy Him.. - Terry Hanson pops in to deliver his Sports Briefs - this time he has a tip for anyone looking to land a job in sports.. - and the New iPhone 16 was announced yesterday - and Siri explains one of its lesser known features..

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a big sello.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Let somebody better damn it than me, tell you than
me all right.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Time by be the Big Show that still picking him
up at you?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
What am I doing well?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness. I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and
Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, no,
I won't tell Randy you said hello morning, just.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
When one of his feathers in my ball cap. It
don't superplies head is a little bigger than mine. That's
not an eagles feather, is it. Oh, it's one that
fell out of a hawk. So anyway, no, good morning, Well, hello,

(01:33):
Hello Tuesday, September to tenth. Look at us getting through September. Here,
see what the day is? Celebrate Some national days is
National ants on a log day? Figured that one out,
peanut butter on celery and put raisins on it. I
do have some raisins at home. I'm gonna I'm gonna

(01:54):
try all I like peanut butter on celery. I like that,
but you try to raisins ants on a long perfect
name for it.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
All right, who ain't got something to look forward to?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
I'm gonna say you, what.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
About National Swap Ideas today? Maybe this will be the
time to swap ideas. If you've got something better you're
gonna do today, Well.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Well, I might just put butter on something else.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
I don't know, now you talk. I have a suggestion.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Have you ever let it let one of your dogs?

Speaker 8 (02:24):
Pardon?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh yeah, peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I'm a spoon, Yes I have.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you know? I was going to say, off you
don't you have someone on your finger all before we.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
Get it stuck to the roof of their mouth. That's
always fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Pearl loves peanut butter. Remember that that little deal this
we used to have that you would put peanut butter
in have to lick lick in it like a whole
rubber bone.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Make me one, would you like? A can do that?

Speaker 6 (02:52):
We'll even freeze it for you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
See, we can swap ideas. And finally, it's National TV
Dinner Day. It was on this date nineteen fifty three
little C. A. Swanson and Sons was about to forever
change the prepackaged meal business.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
I hated that I'd always end up with the one
with pudding.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was so cool because he's telling you, Mama, it's
a TV dinner.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
We get to eat in front of the TV. It
was a big deal.

Speaker 8 (03:21):
And kids, I mean, there are two generations between when
we did that and they do it now and they
have no idea.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
What are you telling. Of course you're eating in front
of the TV. Where else would you? Yeah, that's truth.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
They just microwave those meals now.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, that's right too. Love it.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Thirty five minutes we had to wait.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, oh h good time. We got three days in
this are saved up. That'll get your legs up here
with the.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Big old Happy Herd Prize pack.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
We'll bring it out and get to win and begin
and wear awake, big shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Good morning, I got big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
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(04:24):
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Listen up right here, give you our three dates in history.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
We just told you.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Nineteen fifty three, Swanson sold its first TV dinner good Time.
Nineteen ninety eight, racehorse Zippy Chippy was banished from the
Finger Lakes, New York race truck after losing his eighty
fifth consecutive race. In fact, the seven year old gelding,
a fan favorite, had never won a race. Zippy Chippy's

(04:59):
career at finger Lake he ended when he refused for
the third straight time to leave the starting gate.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You're gonna take me out of these races?

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Yeah, just picture that voter. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no to do it. No no.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Jimmy had enough. And finally, on this day, No.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Seven Democratic presidential candidates held the first debate to be
in Spanish on television. The questions and answers were translated
back and forth, and the debate address issues important to
Hispanic voters. All right, and we got the uh maybe
the one and only presidential debate tonight is going on
between Kamala and Trump.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Yeah, they've they scheduled the second one. They just haven't
confirmed the rules yet, so.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
They were supposed to have three. Yeah, so we'll we'll
see what happens now. I think the latest if they
can pull it off, because I think Kamala wanted it
gone in Spanish.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Probably she doesn't expanded.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
I'm just said they put them in a death can.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Slack process.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Y'all just made it.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
If you're not registered to vote, get registered and vote.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Please vote this year. You got to vote. Got to vote, Okay,
and now you got to win.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You got to win one ain't hundred big shows. You
told free Line. We'll get the winning beginner. We play
out birsts next.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's a big show on the radio. We were rolling
through your Tuesday, September the tenth. We got our future
track from the big show bid Bock brought you by
the Bank of America Robo four hundred. Sunday, October thirteenth,
sh Automotive Speedway, the new phone, the new iPhone from
Apple feature as his word, it.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Had a big thing yesterday made a big bunch of announcements.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Is that right appropriate?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
So you're celebrating Huey the keyword iPhone, the big box
at the big show, not coming by.

Speaker 10 (07:28):
The outburst. Let's play outburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the
big Prize. Be let's go contested number one. This should
really be a lot of phone win your playing outburst.

(07:51):
Have a up against you had the best time.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
You have a big.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
Shots that say, have a new you from Floyd County,
pen Tucky.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Good morning, Neil, Hey, God, hey buddy, welcome.

Speaker 13 (08:17):
Hey, I'm first time callers.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
All right, get it out for Neil. Now you go, Neil,
Elsie says.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Hey, oh hell hate an output.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Ah Now, let's get you through these three categories and
get that prize back to you in Floyd County.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
You ready, yeah, I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Five seconds. Three things you put in the oven?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Ready to go?

Speaker 13 (08:43):
Okay, cookies, teacher, TV dinner, alright, there.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Neil.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Give us three kinds of sporting races ready go alright,
stock car, horse, ray, motor ball, and for the wind.
Three languages at a goal of course, Russian and Spanish. Oh,

(09:16):
hand on God, yes or something like that. Neil Happy
Herd price back. We gonna get it up to Floyd
County for you. You harvest some meat this year, buddy.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
All right, I sure will.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Man Frida, here.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
We go, jumping out, catching you up on your news.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
What about early morning was mister Rubarb getting kids up
read for school?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Mis good morning.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's a big show on the radio in this portion
of the big Show is sponsored by Draft Kings. Stay
tuned to hear more about Draft Kings and all it
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Speaker 2 (10:33):
Draft Kings.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
The crown is yours, and right now the microphone is
mister rubarbs.

Speaker 13 (10:39):
Okay, beat boy, crap it the take it, whack it,
hit it something hit.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
I should go here to tell you to start my music.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Now.

Speaker 13 (10:50):
Don't shiztle me, missle or don't off the mizzle. What's
a mistle?

Speaker 7 (10:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (10:57):
It's a nice sounding little wordle. Yeah, you say it
with me.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Now should you chisel your nozzle? You don't chisel? Don't chisel? Okay,
all right? What is this chizzle? All I know is
I've been listening to Lipless on this show.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
It sounds like it.

Speaker 13 (11:19):
I said, Well, I can't be that bad whippless he's
a beat.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
You say that funny?

Speaker 13 (11:27):
Here I am with some funny stuff that I know
the punchlines too, and y'all don't.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Will be the judge of that.

Speaker 13 (11:33):
Let's see what do you get if you cross a
hershey bar, a cow and an a rab.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
We don't know.

Speaker 13 (11:40):
I told you a chocolate milk cheek.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
You should have told you.

Speaker 13 (11:52):
What do you call artificial spaghetti o? No, don't know, impasta.
But before I said, I almost forgot.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
That would have been embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (12:07):
Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history
of mankind?

Speaker 10 (12:11):
Why?

Speaker 13 (12:11):
Why if it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would bend
curtains for us?

Speaker 7 (12:16):
All conceptual humor? Yes, yeah, you are correct.

Speaker 13 (12:24):
What do you call a Native American on a mopet
who has twice survived a cerebril humorage?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, first of all, back up, what is that?

Speaker 13 (12:34):
So's like something to do inside the body where things
are close together?

Speaker 11 (12:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (12:38):
What isag or something like that?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's what I mean?

Speaker 13 (12:42):
What a two stroke engine?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Ped Let's take it easy, John boy, I know you
had got some Indian.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Looks like you've got some.

Speaker 13 (12:52):
On you now we get the story time the rima.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's all right.

Speaker 13 (13:01):
Two bowl weavils grew up in Alabama weavels. One moved
to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed
in the cotton field and never amanded to anything. He
became known as the lesser of two weavils. And here's
the good story, okay. A Russian scientist and a Czechish

(13:24):
Leavlakian scientists already.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
You know the Czechs.

Speaker 13 (13:31):
They had spent their whole life studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone to study these golgerous to go
were Yellowstone, you know, or Yellowstone Yogi Bear and BB
live that's Jellystone. Finally, their request was granted, and they
immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone.

(13:53):
They reported to the local ranger station and were told
it was grizzly mating season. It was much too dangerous
to go out and study the animals. They pleaded, please, please,
they said in their languages. Finally the ranger relented. The
Russian and the check were given cell phones and told
to report in each and every day for several days.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
They called them nothing, not a sound, not a peep,
not a lot people on the cell phone.

Speaker 13 (14:22):
Tab Because I thought the bears did that well. The
rangers mounted a search party. They had to find them.
They found their camp completely ravaged, but no sign of
the scientists. Scientists, the scientists keep up. They then followed
the trail of a male and female bear. They found

(14:44):
the female. Decided they must kill the animal to find
out if she had eaten the scientists. Because they feared
an international incident, they killed the female and cut open
the bear's stomach, only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, you know
what this means, don't you. Of course the other ranger nodded,

(15:06):
The check is in the mail.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Thank you. I'm here all day.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
I know I'm leading to see you losers later.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. See
thank you a Loso Tavern for feeding us up the
South End's best sports bar. When you're here in the Queens,
Cidy Panther's got a home game this Sunday. Come in town.
I got loads of bringing dog watch them football on

(16:02):
their outside patios.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Right now, see what's shagging the JD's.

Speaker 14 (16:10):
Howdy friends, In case you failers ain't noticed, this summer's
hotter than faith Hill and a can't Fight again that
English check from the first Austin.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Pears movie Holly's Shaggy Jenny.

Speaker 14 (16:18):
Yeah, and right here at JD's twenty four hour drive
through Ponta gun auto parts, pharmaceutical and don't get back
and tackle discount cigarette out Look, we got all sorts
of stuff to cool you down quicker than seeing Rosie
o'donnald and a thung bikini. That's right, fellers, it's the
JD's midsummer. It's a damn hot you can't breathing. People
are passing out and throwing up in droves. Mega liquidation sale. Hey,
we're dropping prices lower than an hour in solder during
a children's hospital. Why don't you cool down the whole

(16:41):
neighborhood with the all new JDS six hundred thousand BTU
thermon nuclear four hundred horsepowered duel exhaustingless still self cleaning,
automatic anti explosive air conditioner complete with quick load plutonium charges.
Declared illegal with punishment by death and over fourteen Midwestern states,
or spend hours and hours of summer family fine with
the all new JD's Liquid Nitrogen starter can show the
young uns just how much fune it can be to

(17:01):
completely freeze live animals up to two hundred pounds and
shatter them into a million pieces.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
With a baseball bat.

Speaker 14 (17:07):
Let's do another poodled Eddy and boys, we all know
that summer's the season eleven? Are you hard of getting
no loving from the baby dolls because you.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Ain't married to them?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
And where the white women at well?

Speaker 14 (17:16):
Problem solved with JD's new drive through Marriage Chapel. Now
you can pull up to the wind to say a
few words, run off and give her the what four
come on back and have it annoled by some Catholic feller.
We hiring a good lord won't know the difference. What
better way to get rid of months and months of
bottled up hormones and keep from going to hell at.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
The same time?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Who can argue with that?

Speaker 14 (17:32):
Hey, Like we've said before, we don't do it for
the money. We do it because by God we care.
We got propine, axle grease submoovers thirty thirty's all filters
XL likes booby tassels, nine crawlers, trolling motors, porking beans,
and a whole passel of barefooted posters. And that girl
from what used Today, that feller from Montley CREWEO. So
what the hell else is more important than you? Pathetic
life right now? Haul you hinding in on down to
Jde's twenty four hour drive through Ponta, Gon Auto Parks, Pharmaceutical,
adult gift bait and Tackle discount cigarette outlet. I'm visiting

(17:54):
our new location in Summerville, South Carolina, next to Big
Attinga's deep fried pots and Legs and festered her removal.
Do it today, Jay Das j das Wa the Southern
boy names.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You got the big shoe on the radio, more chances
for you, the wind coming up after your news weathers parts.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, this is your old pals.

Speaker 15 (18:20):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Lisbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
down on that there.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Big show woe there is funny.

Speaker 16 (18:39):
I Gary on Pete, good morning.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
It's a big shawl the radio rolling through your Tuesday. Yeah,
we're talking about Carolina Panthers playing at home in Charlotte
this weekend. Then our quarterback Bryce Young bring you up today, y'all.
He had one hundred and sixty one yards and passing.

(19:37):
That was his average last year, which was the worst.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
In the NFL. The year that was the whole year.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
And so we're looking and nobody else all the very
first player the game.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know, were you watching brand.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry when I went past he through
an interception.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
The coach all the.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Time, we're gonna we're gonna lean on me run this year.
We're gonna be a run first team. I like Canalis,
I do like him. I hope he does good. You know,
work out, get another tight shirt and run the ball
less your heart. First play of the game, he throws
the past intercepted.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
He throws an interception, first play the game.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Then all right, there you go, here we go again.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh all right, yes a call.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I remember I was at the number you know who
DraftKings sponsoring a big show called if you got a
gambling problem.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, I got a gambling problem. I ain't one in
a year. He's my probable.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Take everybody against the Panthers for the rest of the year. Okay,
and then insult Andrew. They're wearing that thirty year be
on Jersey. This is the thirtieth year. Yeah, who's been
a PSL owner for the entire thirty years.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
I'd say, the whiniest man in the room.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yes, all right, but just waiting this weekend we turn
it all around, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
We'll find out what to watch.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
See if Tater's got some ideas. That's a big show
rolls on good more than big shows on the radio.
Was just laughing with Frankie Louver. Of course they traded
him because he was good last year. Remember when he
was in the studio. He was leaving, Tator said, have
a good season.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
He might be this year. He got traded.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ah right, let me tell you about this prize pack
we're gonna play for him, John Boy Jeopardy. It's a
mount Olive Pickles prize pack includes mount al of hat
T shirt and a three pack of Pickle Juice is
a number one pickle brand in the US, making great
products since nineteen twenty six at the corner of Cucumber Vines.
Go to Big Show dot com. Click on the mount
out of Pickles Binner. Get all the info you need,

(22:11):
hang out playboard in minutes where right now from the desk,
Taterer Taman is what to watch.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Here's Marcie tater.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
My ran box office report from the weekend.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
Number one knocked out the previous number one for like
six weeks.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice debuted and.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
It was its opening weekend made one hundred and ten
million dollars and that's the second biggest September debut of
all time, behind twenty seventeen's.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Hit movie Wow.

Speaker 9 (22:47):
They made one d and twenty three million their opening weekend.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
There's a lot of zeros.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Deadpool Wolverine came in second. As I mentioned, Reagan moved
up to third place. Alien Romula US dropped a fourth place,
and it ends with us as hanging in there and
number five. Okay, okay, what's coming out this Friday? Speak
no Evil. It stars James McAvoy and Mackenzie Davis. When
an American family is invited to spend the weekend at

(23:15):
the idyllic country estate of a charming British family that
they met on vacation and became friendshaw. What begins as
a dream holiday soon wraps into a snarled psychological.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Nightmare with a British accent.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Probably look at.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
You, going to kill you?

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Mommy, speak no evil.

Speaker 17 (23:39):
All right?

Speaker 9 (23:39):
Also out The Killers Game. This is the action comedy thriller.
It stars Dave Battista, you know, the big blue guy
from Guardians.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
It has Terry.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
Crews Ben Kingsley, and it's about a veteran assassin who's
diagnosed with a life threatening illness. Not so funny yet,
but it authorizes a kill on himself. So in order
after ordering the kill, an army of former colleagues pounds
and a new piece of information comes to like and.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Blah blah blah, insanity ensues.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
So in comedy, it's a comedy action thriller that.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Like, they flip a motorcycle on does some scene they
flipp and then knocks them?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yes, Okay, so theaters, I think you should go.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Streaming streaming this week.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
The Old Man Season two comes out on FX this week.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's why I was going to ask, is this is
a new season? Because I watched the other one.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
Old Man, Ye Old Man with Jeff Bridges and John Lithgow.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
So they are picking up where they left off, which
was the two of them meeting on the cliff there.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yeah, so it's going to pick up from there.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
You'll be able to watch the episode of The Old
Man on Hulu after it airs on Fax.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
So the next day you'll be able to see it
on Hulu.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
And when is that on.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
F That is Friday, September thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
All right, giving up this Friday? Good day?

Speaker 6 (25:04):
All right, sir?

Speaker 8 (25:05):
Now, I sent you one over the weekend that I
had never heard of, and it looks interesting.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
It's called Night Bitch.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
It's a woman who has kids and she gets all
crazy and becomes she thinks she's turning into a dog,
and she goes out at night and runs with the dogs.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Amy Adams, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Night Bitch looked.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
It looked like a spoof. I thought I was watching NASA.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
No, it's true, it's true, Taylor, just thought you were
going to bed.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
All right, report, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. The first
model of this now essential household device was six feet tall,
weighs seven hundred fifty pounds, and costs nearly seventy thousand
dollars in today's money. The man who invented it was

(25:59):
rewarded with a two dollars bonus. The patent went to
the company he was working for. What did he event.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
He invented the microwave?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
It was the microwave of right, May seventy grad one
of those back deal. All right, let's play John Boyd Jeopardy.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
This popular fitness device was originally designed as a punishment
for prisoners sentenced to hard labor in the early eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Oh, what was the thigh master? You ever had to
work with us?

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I think he was in C Block D. What y'all
got one? Eight hundred? Big show you told free line.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Next, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

(27:12):
Were rolling through your Tuesday, September the tenth. We got
today's feature track from the Big Show bit box the
new iPhone from Iplele, and it tells me a bunch
of suffers dropping about the new iPhone yesterdays and we're
celebrating with the last one we had here, keyword iPhone.
Here's a big box app the Big Show dot Com.
And right now let's play Chills live across America.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
It's John Boy Jepany and now your host.

Speaker 18 (27:38):
He's not great with new technology, but he knows enough
to ask if he's ever on life support before we
give up. I'm plugging and plugging back in just to
see if that works.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
He John Boy, I thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Say hey to Gloria at.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
A you the Wolville, South Carolina Huks Jackie, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Gloria, good morning, hey.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Baby, welcome.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, Well you got the first shot at John
Boy Jepardy this morning.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You think that was gonna happen when you got up, No.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Sir, let's see.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, and you're used to that sound. But the feeling
of winning, Gloria.

Speaker 12 (28:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
This popular fitiness device was originally designed as a punishment
for prisoners sentenced to hard labor in the early eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
All right, Gloria, what you got.

Speaker 19 (28:38):
My gas is a treadmill.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
A treadmill, let's say, Suday.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
That's how I feel when I'm on the treadmills, the
hard labor.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah, going anywhere?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, glory, you got the mount, I'll have bagels, prize
pack will get to you down South Carolina wherever you
are there.

Speaker 19 (29:05):
Okay, GM boy, I'm a first time caller. All right,
We're gonna have an event in Summerville, South Carolina for
the VFW Post thirty four thirty three in Summerville. It's
gonna have bands and food and stuff. So if anybody
wants to be a food vendor out there, please let
me know. You can email me at Gloria Jassa nineteen

(29:26):
sixty one at gmail dot com, or you can call
me at eight four three eight three zero eight nine
two eight.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Okay, put that number out there, bet it sou eight
four to three.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
In other words, could you say that number again please?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Baby?

Speaker 19 (29:43):
Eight four three eight three zero eight nine two eight.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Eight four three eight three zero eight nine two eight.
And when is the happening for you VFW post in Summerville,
South Carolina, Gloria.

Speaker 19 (29:57):
It's gonna be October the nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
October ninth teen Food Vendors Settler. All right, Baby, let
us know how it goes. Jack, you have an info
if y'all missed that, and we'll get it to you.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, Gloria, Thank you baby, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Right, glad you won.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Hang On.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Bottom of the Guy, were on top of your news
one of my favorite movies of all time. Just here
in this big show room, it's just celebrate what to watch,
Hang On Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio.

(31:04):
Will y'all big show listeners know what we do. We
get a favorite movie and we'll keep messing with it
and it's always fun like this one.

Speaker 20 (31:15):
Red Hot Theater Group presents the Red Hot Summer Touring Series.
Your favorite stars, your favorite shows together Live. One of
the most influential motion pictures of the decade becomes the
stage show of the year. It's Old Brother, where Art
Thou starring Ed Sullivan Junior as Ulysses Everett McGill.

Speaker 17 (31:37):
How do there fellers, any of you boys? Smitty's or
perhaps you were trained in the metallurgic.

Speaker 20 (31:43):
Arts with Sean Connery as.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Pete Judash is scary at Hogwaller you Washington shut of them.

Speaker 20 (31:50):
And George mister Sulu Takai as Delmer. The preacher says,
all my sins are worse to wait, including that Pickley
Weekly I knocked over in Yazoo. Old Bye, it's Old
Brother as you've never seen it before.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
You stole from my kin who was fixing to be trashed.

Speaker 17 (32:09):
You didn't know that then, so I borrowed it until
I get new.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Don't make no sense.

Speaker 20 (32:16):
Gopher ignit with special guest appearances by mader Man.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Here's your palm ade.

Speaker 21 (32:23):
Oh wait a minute, I don't want this. I want
Dapper down. I don't carry dapper dam I carry Fop.
I don't want fop damn it. I'm a dapper dam man.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Watch your language, young fellow. This here's a public market.
If you want Dapper daan, I can order it from Bristol.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Take about two weeks.

Speaker 17 (32:46):
Well, now this place is a geographical audity, a few
weeks from everywhere.

Speaker 20 (32:52):
And Ike Turner as Vernon T.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Waldron.

Speaker 13 (32:55):
Hey, hey, hey, you can't talk get away about my phenom.

Speaker 20 (33:01):
Say old Brother featuring live performances of classic American bluegrass music.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
He's in the jailhouse. He's in the jailhouse now.

Speaker 20 (33:15):
I told him once or twice with playing cards and
shooting dice.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
He's in the jailhouse.

Speaker 22 (33:24):
Now.

Speaker 20 (33:26):
It's Old Brother.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Where art thou the music.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
In constant s.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
Name?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Aw I am a made of constant sorrow.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I've seen traum below my name.

Speaker 20 (33:51):
Said fair Will two old kidd taking.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
The plate where.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Baldy Ray was born? Oh brother, where art thou?

Speaker 20 (34:10):
The musical all next week at the Auto Zone Center
for the Performing Arts in Dulphan, Alabama.

Speaker 17 (34:17):
Well it did look like a one horse town. But
just trying to find a decent hair, jelly.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Not cheek the treasure.

Speaker 20 (34:27):
We thought you was a toad, Oh by, old brother,
where art thou the musical? Tickets available now through ticket
Monster and select local alphas.

Speaker 22 (34:36):
He meets you, old just that wood old by.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
They just found that the show we're watching over the weekend,
it was bad time. Well, summer's almost over and Hollywood's
still putting out some big movies. Here to tell us
about the latest. Our resident film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein.
Welcome back, Rabbi.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Shollovey Hobies, watch happening.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
John Boy was shaking with you, buddy, Buddy, Who the
hell are you calling? Buddy? You don't I tied my calls.
You don't invite me out to snot stick farm, Booger
branch ranch, not Booger I watched the difference. And another thing,
you never offered me refreshments when I come in here.

(35:56):
That's the very least you could do. I come in
here all types, I'm an old man. You don't think
I get diisties hungry? Made me want a snack? Is
that how you.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Treat your buddies?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Your bastard?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Right? I'm sorry? So can I offer you some refreshments?

Speaker 22 (36:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
All right?

Speaker 7 (36:17):
What'd you say this time? I went the Sheeed, the
big sequel.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Everybody's talking about Beagle Grease, beagele Grease, beetle juice, beetle juice.
Can we talk about your moonshine half time?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Sorry? And you never offered me any of that either.
Would you like some?

Speaker 9 (36:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (36:33):
I got Sterno at home.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
So I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
I was really excited to see thish movie.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
So did you see the first one?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
The first Beagle Grease Beetlejuice movie been?

Speaker 10 (36:47):
Was this?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I think about nineteen eighty eight?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Great, So now I got to go back and watch
that's I can figure out what I just saw.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
Dose.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
How did you like this one? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Oh, I think I liked it. It was a pretty
wild right. I can tell you that that's what you
get from the director. He's the guy that did the
Peepie's Huge expedition. It's like spending two hours in a
carnival funhound.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well that was the cast good.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
I guess nobody stood a chance against Beagel Grease. He
stole the show. Played by one of the greatest actors
alive today, Michael Jordan. Michael Keaton. Who Michael Keaton. I
thought that was Spartacus's kid who married that smoking hot
Spanish chick who's forty years younger than he is.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
That's Michael Belglass.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I thought that was the fatso in the Windbreaker who
makes propaganda movies no one watching.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
That's Michael Moore.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
I thought that was the pothead Olympic swimmer.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's Michael Phelps.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I thought that was the singer who bleached his skin
and liked little kids. That's Michael Jackson. I thought that
was the insane guy who eats is. There's Mike Tyson.
I thought that was the gross candy they still make
but no one admits to eating.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
That's Mike and Ike.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
So who the hell am I thinking of Michael Keaton?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
He should have married someone in his own age. If
he could find someone still alive, Well, what do you think?
I think he probably picked her up on the streets
of San Francisco. The movie Oh well, I'm gonna say
four out of five yarmickers, but that could either go
up or down depending on what I see the first one.
I mean, what have you been doing for thirty five years?

(38:32):
Did you just forget? Did you have a stacker other
terrible crap you just had to do first? Did you
get all hopped up on goof.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
And doll and lose track of time?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Your bastards, You see the kind of factory been having
a watch? And thank you so much for taking time
out of your busy schedule to make a movie that
so many people apparently wanted to see. Go back to
Pepstine's Island. You're duped up, perverts. They'll be just fine.
There's plenty of hair on stuff. Watch what garbage to
make next?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
What do I know?

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Go in peace, your jackass.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Just be sure to see him that name.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
It's cheaper.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the launderman vent leaving this soul and then

(39:43):
like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know, kind of
host set up.

Speaker 11 (39:48):
Leaving his soul hearting the waters of the Medulla Oblonga
with John Boy and Billy on the big show like
that one, that boy.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, mm hmmm mm hmmm.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
Mm hm

Speaker 14 (40:12):
Hm
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