February 6, 2024 • 48 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci fills out our checklist for the week’s What to Watch.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins reluctantly plans for another Super Salvation Bowl.. - We pull back the curtain on what goes into making a commercial for the big game.. - Mark Packer throws some shade on Las Vegas for overbooking the weekend.. - and we wrap things up with Andy Griffith’s classic; “What it Was, Was Football.”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody.
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The Big Show is on the radio.
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Hangout, We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
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I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stock. I have one line, igocket.
Thank god I can write down old my bees. I'm
the dump Boy and Billy big show.
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I can to do up and out of it is Tuesday,
February is six.
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And by okay, my.
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National Lame Duck Day. Lame Duck recognizes the ratification of
the twenty Amendment to the US Constitution, or the lame
Duck Amendment.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You see. The term lame duck.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Originated as a description of stockbrokers and seventeen hundred's England
who could not pay off their debts. So the name
later carried over to those in business who, while known
to be bankrupt, will continue to do business. And then
I don't know how it got over to the politicians
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after they lost the election and they were still there
like they were they're lame ducks, you know what I mean.
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On their way out of office.
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casion of the twentieth Amendment, the Lame doc Amendment. I'm
not sure what that is. When I was studying seventeen
hundreds England, I.
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community colleges, they are busy year round, right.
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They sure are? You gotta have the night classes. Those
of us who work during the day, We're gonna get
that masters.
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next week after we give away our Bryce young.
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You have to sell it back to them for a dollar.
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Molly is well, National Frozen Yogurt Day or I we
deal with that, and National Chopsticks Day, people worldwide celebrate
the humble and ancient utensils.
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I guess that was like two pieces of pointy wood.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Can you eat with them?
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You know, I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If I'm really really hungry. You know, people eating rice
with those things?
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Life?
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Does you know it? Guys?
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I said, man, what she said?
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We're on a fork because I'd asked for fork Chinese restaurants.
Of course, well eyes, but then yeah, but but then
you know, rice falls through a fork. So I would
eventually move to a spoon.
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Well, do you remember we were in Japan and our
tour guide was taking us around and that we wanted
authentic Japanese food. So she took us to a Japanese restaurant,
and of course, no one there except her spoke any English.
And Jackie was already a spectacle because I'm pretty sure
she was the only black person within a fifty mile radius,
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and people were stopping to look through the glass and
all that. And she would not try to eat with chopsticks,
so she asked for a fork, and we were waiting.
We're all kind of sitting there waiting to start eating
because we don't want to, you know, be rude. And
so the tour guide asked the waitress again, could you
bring this lady a fork? And she said something, and
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the tour guide, she translated to say, yes, but he's
using it right now, pointed over to another customer.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They had one fork, right, good times. And then I said, well,
how about a spoon. It didn't work again? All right, Well,
happy chopsticks day, y'all have at it. We got three
days in this rey saved up. We'll get a first prize,
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It was nineteen thirty five the board game Monopoly went
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on sale. I didn't realize it was that old. Nineteen
thirty five. Hell all right, what's the guy's name on there,
mister pennybags or money bags? Money bags? What is yeah,
money penny That was James Bond Secretaries That one better. Okay,
I'm getting confused, let's move them. Nineteen ninety three, to
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save a eucalyptus tree from being destroyed, artist William Leroy
moved into the tree and declared it to be his
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nine four five oh nine. It'd work here, will he? Finally?
On this date in twenty fourteenth, the United States announce
a ban on all carry on liquids on NonStop flights
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to Russia. The move directly before the start of the
Winter Olympics being held in Sochi, Russia. A little the
liquids deal. We've been dealing with that since then?
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Is that?
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Well, then we started dealing with it after nine to eleven.
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He contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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Would you?
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So far?
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come on, come on, come on? Yeah, well he's saying
over the buzzer, alright, where Randol? That was my favorite too,
by the way, Oh and I was right about there
the guy Monopoly.
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What's his name?
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Titter Milbourne, Pennybags, Melbourne penny Bags, rich on the first
name of my favorite banker, Melbourne Drysdale.
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I wonder if that's what they got down.
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to you in five seconds.
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Give us three types of trees, ready go?
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All right?
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Oak tree, apple tree.
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Apple was crazy? Well, here we go.
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Give us three things you cannot take on an airplane?
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Ready go?
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A gun night and uh, Antelope, I think you said.
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All right, Buddy.
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Big verse holding.
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The eyes of those close.
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On word the number one pick.
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And we hadn't trained into Chicago. Okay, alright, let me up,
good long, everybody, what.
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Your super Bowl weekend around?
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Raw?
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Good morning.
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That's a big shown a radio as brown grumby old man.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Ah fleeblely flabberly flew. I'm old and I hate football.
Back in my day, we didn't have any hooped tinnity
two flashy, hyped up Super Bowl nonsense.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We had our own big football game. Every year.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
We'd round up all the half wits, knit wits and
inbred mouth breathers and hurt him into the pasture. Then
we taught that family aside, show odd balls next door
till they come out to play, and they always won
because the elephant boy could kick the hell out of
the field goals with his gigantic, freakish foot, and every
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time you'd get tackled, the lobster boy would flip flop
his way onto the field and claimp onto your private
parts with his fleshy claws, and he'd laugh in your
face through his little green baked bean, and that night
you'd have nightmare so bad you'd throw up your own
spine and lay there in a big pile like a
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big human pudding.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sobbing like a baby.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Hey, look at me, I got my ass kicked by
side show freaks. If the lobster boy doesn't squash my giblets,
maybe I'll get a date with a fat lady. And
then in the middle of the night, when I turn
into a puddle of Bai's pimply cream corn, maybe she'll
eat me and put me out of my misery. Jiggly
wigglely d It's a wonderful life. That's how we rolled.
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And we didn't have no scientifically engineered, NFL approved Audie
Graft pure pigskin football, so we'd use old wabbles, our
legless docs. And he was better than a ball, because
if you kicked him in the the tall weeds, he'd
bark his full head off till you found him. We
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didn't need no ergonomically designed safety conscious protective gear. We'd
wrap ourselves in rusty old barn tin and weld road
signs to our heads, and if the welding didn't set
us on fire every time we move, we'd slice ourselves
to ribbons on the jagged tin. Then we'd get lockjaw
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and starved at death while we slowly went mad. Hey,
look at me, I'm a drooling, crazy hayseed tin man.
Somebody sewed me back together so I can take the.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Game ball out for a drag.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Clinkiny clankingy clunkeny pooh, I'm a dumb jackass just like you.
That's the way it was, and we liked it, and
there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled halftime extravay ganzas.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
If we wanted entertainment, we'd lip looney old Uncle Tug
a girly.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Magazine, and while he was out behind the bard getting
all horned up, we'd raid his still. Then we'd get
the freaks all lick it up and put on some
music and they'd all start dancing around like an episode
of American band Stand from the bizarro world. And the
only wardrobe malfunction was when Uncle Tug would come running
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out buck naked and whatever freak he could catch, he
drag back into the barn and make wild monkey whoopee
with him. Hey, look at me, I'm a deranged down
home Dick Clark, and I'm pipping out my crazy uncle
to the circus folk. Meet my new aunt, the five
boobied girl. I can't wait for the family reunion. Free
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hot dogs, bitches. And we liked it, We loved it.
I hate football h zip overopidly. I don't even know
what that means anymore.
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Good morning, you got a big show on already, more
chances for you to win.
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Coming up after your news, weather and sports.
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Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
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I will create my own race for people, a race
have atomic Superman that will conquer the world. And here
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Good morning, it's a big showing the radio rolling through
your Tuesday, February sixth. Coming up, we always catch up
with a pack Man's Mark Packer from the ACAC Network
from the Big Old esv N on Tuesdays, talked about
last week. He told us wife surprised him with a
trip to Vegas, and she didn't realize it was Super.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Bowl weekend, not on her radar.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
If he was able to find a room, then I
gotta tell him. I don't know if he knows this.
Just on the new golf term to Live Golf League.
They are playing in Vegas this weekend as well, So
go ahead some more hotel room.
Speaker 13 (19:05):
They're sleeping in their car.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You know use that has if you lose all your money.
But just starting off like that, it might have been
pretty good. Thrill everywhere all things college basketball that time
of the year, Man Carolina, University of North Carolina. I
put it on the Duke Blue Devils.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
That says fight.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I maybe had to win fever in a funk house
on that with big five dollars, get them up, lucky.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I retire.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'm gonna be a professional gambler.
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That's gonna work.
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We're about anyway, Pat Man coming up later on this morning.
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If tatortainment, you is what too watch? Here's Marcy Tayler
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all right, and we.
Speaker 13 (20:51):
Always start with the recap of the box office from
the weekend. Our Gyle is being called the first box
office flop of the year. The spy comedy, which costs
two hundred million to produce, opened at number one, but
earned only eighteen million. I said, no, boy, when you're
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trying to do that, this was different the faith Faith.
The faith based TV series The Chosen Right went to
theaters this weekend and it debuted in second place, earning
six million, And according to Variety, Fathom Events is rolling
out the show season four exclusively in cinemas, with two
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week runs of episodes one through three started this past weekend,
and so episodes four through six will be in theaters
February fifteenth through the twenty eight and episode seven through
eight will be in February twenty fourth. I am having
trouble with my epithet epithy February twenty ninth through March tenth.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
So let me see if I go we travelation please
on the show.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Remember when it first came out. I just love that
that series. So now season four is just out, but
that's not in theaters yet.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
No, you will be able to watch that in the
big screen in the cinema on February fifteenth, and you'll
be able to catch episodes four, five, and six.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Okay, So in season what opened last weekend.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
We're in season four and episodes one through three okay
opened last weekend.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Okay, So it is season four, season three four. That's
the only way you say season four because you get
that online on one through three. All Right, good work,
I think.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 13 (22:40):
So Beekeeper, The bee Keeper came in third place, followed
by Wonka hanging in there at fourth place, and Migration,
the animated movie came in fifth place. I hope I
am done with all my fs and my s, but
I don't think so. Remember to do it like this
the whole way through. Now, if you don't want to
go to the theater and watch Wonka, you can pay
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to watch it at home on premium video on demand. Also,
you can watch The bee Keeper in your house because
you can stream that as well on premium video on demand.
Past Lives is on Paramount Plus, and that's a semi
autographical Gosh movie that tells the story of Nora and
two childhood sweethearts, So you can watch that. Yeah, I'm
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just wanting to go through this not quickly. So though,
when Hulu has free Lance, which is I don't know,
didn't do too well in Rotten Tomatoes, but has John
Cena as a retired Special Forces operative who walks away
from his job as a lawyer to protect journalist Claire Wellington.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
So you can watch that on.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What season is that?
Speaker 13 (23:48):
If the One Feeds the One Take and Oreon and
the Dark is on Netflix. It's an animated flick and it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Is about the stars.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Maybe it is Orion?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What's it about? Does it say it? What was about?
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Mabe?
Speaker 13 (24:03):
We figured out out about Orion as your typical elementary
school kid, Oh, who's afraid of everything from clowns to
the dark. But one Night Dark is o r io
in Yes, okay, that's Orion.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
All right, But that's a kid's name, so all right.
But Oreon does sound there's more appetizing there is that
more like a cookie.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
It does.
Speaker 13 (24:29):
There's moms out there who are expecting them want their
kid Orion.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Don't you worry about it?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Aaron Names of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
Okay, well it looks like it would be a good
little cartoon to watch.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
I agree, Marky, that is a wrap.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy
When out Southern East Variety.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Pack review yesterday's question.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
We found out the inside timbered sure of this vegetable
is almost always about twenty degrees cooler than its outside,
cool as a cucumber. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. There are
hundreds of euphemisms for dying, but this one originated with
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US soldiers during World War One, since it was literally
what many families did with the death benefits they were paid.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
They went west, they went with no good guess. We're
just coming up with just one that I've never heard.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Congratulations. So today, what y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
Show you told free line across s America. We played
John Boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning, it's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We roll the two.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Tuesday, February sixth, Today's feature track from The Big Show,
bid Box, Mister Rubarb's Carpool University. How politics is like football.
That's where keywords football politics. It's a big box at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's play
Yes Live across America.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
It's Jompany.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
And now a man who says he's not afraid of dying,
he just doesn't want to be there when it happens.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
He John boy Yeah, waiting for the rapture. Well less
I hate a Barry out of Corrington, Tennis. See good morning, Barry.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Good morning, John Boy, and everybody's a big show.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
A bar bar tight you already got her a bar
bar But.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Why Barry?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
You got.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Barr You got the first shot of today's John Boy Jeopardy.
There are hundreds of euphemisms for dye. We're looking for
this one that originated with US soldiers during World War One,
since it was literally what many families did with the
death benefits they were paid.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
So what do you think, Barr.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Boy, I'm going to crash the plane and in the
side of the mountain with my answers. The only thing
I could think of is to buy the war bonds.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
By the war bonds, let's see.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wow, only that he might.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Be I couldn't take you know, how do you think
it was kicked the bucket? There's nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Be the man for you, Marshy.
Speaker 9 (28:06):
I show.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
How do you say?
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O R I O ER.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, you keep dialing in there, buddy, you might find
you a price back one day. We appreciate you, Barrett.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I sure appreciate you. Okay, give a shout.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Out, Yeah you go ahead?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Hey, no right, good, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Got here, all right, just go down.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Josh joshus in Beckley, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Good morning, Josh, Good morning, boys.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
This is excited.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
I ain't been as excited in twenty three years, because
that was the last time I caught one eight hundred
big show when you answered the fund?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
How bad that?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
All right, Josh, appreciate you hanging with us all these years, buddy.
So uh, well, what's you think literally what many families
did with the death benefits they were paid the soldiers
in World War One? What's that euphemism for dying in
your mind?
Speaker 13 (28:58):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
I don't know, but if it was me, I would
have probably bought the farm.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
So bought the farm.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Let's say that is what it was. I never knew
that's where that originated from. I heard it the farm. Well, Josh,
you did it, buddy. You got the big old Sophnees
variety pack. Head up to Beckley for you.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That sounds good.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
We appreciate it, guys.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
In about twenty minutes, Reverend Billy Red Collins having him
a Super Bowl party. Nothing about that on the other side,
to give Calhoun the ball, Yes, a special revenue coming
off here. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Let's see what actually we got going on? Out there here,
doesn't want to want to.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
You're talking about it. It's on.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
It's just renda rawdy ravene poopy is Lisa sat here
with you this.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Morning, flying so long.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Why don't you fly so long? Won't be able to
hear you?
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Got a gooba is not here this morning. You've been
struck down by influenza.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He opened his window yesterday.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Influenza ends of pockets.
Speaker 15 (31:03):
I just got that out of pool pit punch.
Speaker 14 (31:06):
The com is. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I said her round.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
Won't your congregation when you use that for the pulpit?
Are they here joking that life is hard like my congregation? Listen,
this is all he and the white boys sho. It
ain't no chance that anyway so would like to do here.
It's entertained you. It was one of my world famous
less analogies. Broad cast this money if I made all right?
Speaker 14 (31:32):
It was.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
It was a ball game.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It was a football game. It's what it was.
Speaker 15 (31:35):
I'm Pisko High School a couple of years ago, not
the big piss guys for Little Pisko High School, Little Piskus.
And there was a bulls and game and oh, my
goodness is my old high school.
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Matter of fact, we're.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Playing the best team in the state. This team was undefeated.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And I want you to know they was whooping us.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I mean they was whooping us back.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (31:57):
The score was fifty nine and nothing, and I'd have
had the fifth string in and we couldn't even get
close to score.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And everybody was beat up.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Alls cav right.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So the game was so far out of the way.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
A couple of boys in the stands started hollering for
the coach to put.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Cal Hoon in.
Speaker 15 (32:15):
Now, Carol hon ain't never played in the ball again,
Calhoun was not a very good athlete, but son the
boys started yelling, give.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Cal Hoon the ball, Give call Hoon the ball.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
I mean, the game was out of reach, and they
just started yetting. Pretty soon more people than the stands
picked up the chance and give Carol Hoon the ball.
Little Calhoun, he's sitting on the bench just looking around.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The score went up till.
Speaker 15 (32:39):
About seventy five, then nothing, and pretty soon the cheerleaders
picked up the chamber.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Give Carol hold the.
Speaker 15 (32:46):
Bar, Give Carol hooning the bar. Why lead of the
score was up to about eighty five than nothing, and
pretty soon the players on the bench started hollering to
the coach, give cal Hoon the ball. Then the spectators
on the other side of the field picked up the chair.
Mother Tiers score was about one hundred and three to nothing.
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Late in the game, the spectators on the other side
was hollering, give cal Hoon the ball.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Then their cheerleaders picked it up. Give Carol hold the ball,
pretty suit.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
The coach of the.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
Other team was hollering, with everybody in the stadium, give
calhl the mall my parts. The coach of our team
shent Calhoun.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
In the ball again.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Well, they hoddered, and they went up to.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
The line and head washed everybody.
Speaker 15 (33:35):
Give Calhoon the mall, or they sake the Calhoun handed
off to.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
The running back.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
It was down, Give cal Hoon the ball, Give car
hol the mall.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
They hondled again.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
They went up to the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
The quarterback saked.
Speaker 15 (33:48):
Another hand off the caw Hoon and give it to.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
The horn running back and people.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
Were still still hounted. By this time.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
The coach of our team walked up to.
Speaker 15 (33:57):
The sideline, honing, give car Hold the bar.
Speaker 11 (34:01):
Shore.
Speaker 15 (34:02):
They went back in their hut, and they took too
much time. He was a five yard penal. They went
back in the huddle again. Everybody how they give Carl
the ball?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Did car hold them all?
Speaker 15 (34:12):
They hudded, They stayed in that huddle.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Another delay of game.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
Car.
Speaker 15 (34:16):
They was back five yards again, and another one and
another one. Finally, the quarterback of our team walked in
the middle of the field. If the whole station giving
people driving by outside the stadium was having their heads out.
They went, give car hold the.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Ball, Give care hold the battle.
Speaker 15 (34:34):
The quarterback held his hands and he made a complete
circle and the fifty yard line in the middle of
the field with his hands and everything.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
The whole stadium grew quiet.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
It was so quiet you could hear a pandra.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
The quarterback put his hands up to his mouth and.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Said, cal hoon, say he don't walk the ball.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
Look enjoined us little analogy as much as that.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
That was a good one.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Now I have another one.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
No, no.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
S down together were.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. How
alright is that call coming in hot off the front
of the road. Good morning, big shoe, Well.
Speaker 9 (35:50):
Good morning there, John Boy and Bill in Good morning,
all beloved friends other in radio land. This here's a
Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua independent
photo dress but Penny Cooast to assembly just off Steed
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, this
Sunday evening, the orgyistic frenzy of shameless idol worship and
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drunken high cholesterol consumerism, the so called super Bowl forty
five minutes of football surrounded by seventeen hours. I asked
for Alky Hall and them reptile dysfunction wheel with a
NonStop parada, talking monkeys and farting horses, and there are
painted up like the horror Bibling with their fake bosoms
(36:33):
about the pop come out of the class. Well, if
I sell to Tad Hodd, it's because I just had
my annual argument with the church board about us throwing
a so called Super Bowl party. Yeah, our youth pastor
Ricky Dale Gilmore's one of them, reach out to the
unchurch types. Thanks, we got to get folks in the door. However,
(36:54):
we can oh think about it, Preacher. How about if
we should go run us one of them big old
fat screen and write folks to come down to the
church to watch the game. I says, no, sir, ree.
He says, well, you know, it might be a good
way to get some of them on church folks to
come out. I said, well, I'm sure it would be,
(37:15):
And we could probably draw a big crowd of drunkards
and hormongers if we tore out the tews to turn
the plays into one of them newtie too. But not
even happening meither. Now, don't get me wrong, we love it.
I don't mind a good church softball game.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
They were watching a rida.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I ain't got no use at all for the so
called professional sports nowadays, there ain't nothing but millionaires hoodlum
shooting guns at one another and sticking needles full of
dope in their areas. If at sports, y'all have at
oh richer, Hold on, you don't mean to tell me
you don't come out against football? Have you? Well know, beloved,
(37:52):
football is a fine thing in its proper context, And
by that I mean a bunch of ten year old
younguns in a vacan line on a Saturday afternoon. That
professional football, Why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid,
dope paddled thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and
bastard children from one end because we wanted to that other. Oh,
(38:15):
some of y'all might. I'd love to hear that today.
But friends, the truth don't always go down like Sodie Pop.
Oh think about it, preacher. Why just about every man
in America like to watch the Super Bowl? I says, Well,
most of them like to look at naked Dunson girls too.
How about we put us a stripper pole in the
baptismal pool. Already, Ricky Dale is a persuasive son of
(38:40):
a gun. Though now he didn't change my mind, but
he did get a majority of the deacons to go
his way. So by a vote of five to four,
I'm pleased to invite whosoever will to join us this
coming Sunday night at six o'clock PM for the Sword
of Joshua's Super Salvation Bowl Sunday catch all action on
(39:03):
our high defamation twenty two inch French screen TV Curzy
of Brother Bob Hickey of Hickey and Sons teving appliance
in the Cooderwood Plaza Shoffing Center. They'll be French fries
and chicken wings from the Boajangles over on two notch
road and plenty of food Genie caffeine free Sodie pop
to worship all down with Oh, don't worry about all
(39:24):
the godless family destructive advertising going on during the game.
When a commercial comes on, We'll just cut the TV
off and enjoy a three minute speed devotional from our
guest speaker, Doctor Ainol Hirschheiser from the Burning Bush Gospeer
Temple in Hognut, Alabama. We'll kept the evening off with
doctor Ainold Solster and sports metaphor and Gosper presentation. Drop
(39:48):
kick me Jesus through the goal post of life. Admission
is absolutely free. All our love offering a be collected.
All proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep folks.
I'm going to faith and football go head ahead. It
starts at six o'clock PM this Sunday evening at the
Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of Pennycostal Assembly, just
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off State Road twenty three. All the roads, It says
Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding you of his time to
turn so you don't burn John Boy and Billy has
a her Yo keep them straight up fire.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 16 (40:31):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're big yo. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
They're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 16 (40:46):
Anyhow, I've figured out what John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
February six. So last night, Jackie, I have a middle
boy stick to hug up my twenty twenty three Tiger
Woods golf game. Coach. I was watching play at Pebble Beach.
I know I had that was so like updated the version.
I hadn't played it in a while, and said, you
(41:48):
can pick what golfer you wanted to be, like Tiger
Woods or you know John Rahm, I was strolling it
down or Steph Curry, like you could be Steph Curry
golfing at Pebble Beach. That little kid dog gone him.
He's everywhere in he yes on a Tiger Tiger Woods
(42:11):
golf game, the twenty three K two K twenty twenty
three version when you update it. He's got this look.
Jackie's nephew man just all over the place playing golf
game with Steff.
Speaker 14 (42:25):
Showing up like it would not surprise me if when
he's retired that he starts going to play golf, you know,
like really playing golf instead of just having fun like
he does when he goes to places.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
He's really really good.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
He is good, but he is good.
Speaker 13 (42:41):
My nephew, Miles, that's quite the little golfer as well
his age. I mean, last time we were out at
mister Puddy's, I mean, he must have got like three
hole in one wow eighteen it was, and used the
same club the whole time.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Wow, that's what I'm talking.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Wow, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I mean, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
I mean, I'm sure Stephan gets holding ones and stuff.
The whole course was just all the way to the
snow cone machine.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
They were just hollering, what about the windmill?
Speaker 13 (43:15):
What about how do you do on the WINDI what
he knew to bank left when everybody else was banking
right right over.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Timing is important. You gotta knows. Well yeah, well s
proud of your nephew too.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You we are too We're so proud. Good morning, Big Shows.
Holo Radio Coming up, we played Beat the Blonde. Beat
our Blonde. Get a fifty dollars gift certificate for a
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When you go to the Big Show dot com. Hang
on you win it in minutes. But first headed towards
super Bowl weekend.
Speaker 7 (44:05):
Check it out.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
As our buddy Mark Freiberger with the Dorito's commercial would
tell you, having a shot at a Super Bowl commercial
is a very big deal. But sometimes getting the commercial
produced is trickier than you think. Let's go into a
recording studio and take a peek a listen behind the scenes.
Speaker 11 (44:25):
Okay, don Buddy Beer.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
You're ready to check one too? Like beer flavored beer?
Oh thanks, you need Buddy beer. It is his buddy
brewing company Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
Check check.
Speaker 8 (44:41):
Okay, let's do this.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
Okay, we're rolling Buddy Beer. Big game man, Take one.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
It's finally here. The biggest party of the year. Make
sure you've got plenty of ice cold Buddy Beer for
yours party because wait, wait, what was that?
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 14 (44:59):
What was that?
Speaker 11 (45:00):
Sorry? Don I think you got the old version of
the copy? Linda? Can you take him the new script?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
So I got last minute changes?
Speaker 11 (45:06):
Yeah, they say you can't say super Bowl? Wait what?
Speaker 8 (45:10):
Super Bowl is a trademark of the NFL and that
means you can't use it for advertising without getting a license,
and Buddy Beer couldn't afford it. Okay, so you bleeped me?
Speaker 11 (45:21):
Wasn't me the system? Did it?
Speaker 8 (45:23):
See there's a new software filter on the studio server.
It automatically bleeps anything that's a trademark violation. It automatically bleeps.
Speaker 11 (45:31):
Yeah. It works really fast too.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
You know, guys, this is gonna be a pretty sad
But if I can't say, that's.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
Why we did the copy change. Anyway, We're ready take two.
Speaker 8 (45:44):
Okay, here we go, it's finally here, the biggest party
of the year. Make sure you've got plenty of ice
cold Buddy Beer for the Big Game. Wait wait cut,
really that's what they were I'm going to say the
Big Game? H Yeah, you know, guys, that's a bunch
(46:05):
of bull. Hey what was that bleep for? Oh, there's
a profanity filter on the system too. We post produce
a lot of stand up specials for Comedy Central and
it's a real time saver. Let me get this straight first.
I can't say now. I can't say book between takes.
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 11 (46:27):
You can't say that Holy you can't say that one either.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
What uptight pantyways came up with this?
Speaker 11 (46:36):
Whoh? You really can't say that one.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
Hey, we're just trying to sell some beer here.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (46:41):
You know nobody's gonna give it when I call it.
They'll be in front of the TV, which means they're
already watching this. Everybody needs to chill the out manning
calm down. Don don't tell me to calm down. I've
been in this business for forty years. I'm not gonna
(47:03):
be censored by some computer. If this is out, it's
gonna go. You guys can find another monkey to do
your dance. Enough of this boat, I'm out of here.
Speaker 11 (47:14):
Don don oh, he's gone. We gotta get this spot
finished today. What are we gonna do? Well? Maybe I
can put something together with the stuff. He already recorded.
Speaker 8 (47:26):
You think, oh shit, it's finally here, the biggest party
of the year. Make sure you've got plenty of ice
cold buddy beer for yours party, like beer flavored beer.
What uptight pantyways came up with this? Yo, guys, that's
(47:46):
a bunch of boat You need buddy beer. Hey, we're
just trying to sell some beer here. Okay, everybody needs
to chill the out. Okay, let's do this. Puddy Brewing
Company n Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Why y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
big show you told free line across America. We'll get
a couple of contestants. Well, let's just get one contestant.
We got a couple over here. That's she's Marcy.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
You do, Walker, Walker All.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
We'll play next.
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hangout, We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stock. I have one line, igocket.
Thank god I can write down old my bees. I'm
the dump Boy and Billy big show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I can to do up and out of it is Tuesday,
February is six.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You got a big show on the radio, all right, yo?
And by okay, my.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
National Lame Duck Day. Lame Duck recognizes the ratification of
the twenty Amendment to the US Constitution, or the lame
Duck Amendment.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You see. The term lame duck.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Originated as a description of stockbrokers and seventeen hundred's England
who could not pay off their debts. So the name
later carried over to those in business who, while known
to be bankrupt, will continue to do business. And then
I don't know how it got over to the politicians
(01:48):
after they lost the election and they were still there
like they were they're lame ducks, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
On their way out of office.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay, uh huh so, And that was the right of
casion of the twentieth Amendment, the Lame doc Amendment. I'm
not sure what that is. When I was studying seventeen
hundreds England, I.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Felt was that ever the weekend you go for those
community colleges, they are busy year round, right.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
They sure are? You gotta have the night classes. Those
of us who work during the day, We're gonna get
that masters.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I forgot my MENSA card with me. By the way,
I'll show you all later, right, gonna give it away
next week after we give away our Bryce young.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You have to sell it back to them for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Molly is well, National Frozen Yogurt Day or I we
deal with that, and National Chopsticks Day, people worldwide celebrate
the humble and ancient utensils.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I guess that was like two pieces of pointy wood.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Can you eat with them?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You know, I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If I'm really really hungry. You know, people eating rice
with those things?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Life?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Does you know it? Guys?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I said, man, what she said?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
We're on a fork because I'd asked for fork Chinese restaurants.
Of course, well eyes, but then yeah, but but then
you know, rice falls through a fork. So I would
eventually move to a spoon.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, do you remember we were in Japan and our
tour guide was taking us around and that we wanted
authentic Japanese food. So she took us to a Japanese restaurant,
and of course, no one there except her spoke any English.
And Jackie was already a spectacle because I'm pretty sure
she was the only black person within a fifty mile radius,
(03:37):
and people were stopping to look through the glass and
all that. And she would not try to eat with chopsticks,
so she asked for a fork, and we were waiting.
We're all kind of sitting there waiting to start eating
because we don't want to, you know, be rude. And
so the tour guide asked the waitress again, could you
bring this lady a fork? And she said something, and
(03:59):
the tour guide, she translated to say, yes, but he's
using it right now, pointed over to another customer.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They had one fork, right, good times. And then I said, well,
how about a spoon. It didn't work again? All right, Well,
happy chopsticks day, y'all have at it. We got three
days in this rey saved up. We'll get a first prize,
back out and get that Tuesday winning beginning Oh yeah,
(04:30):
Big Show's on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Going towards Valentine's Day. Here, boys, and we
got a fifty dollars Gainst certificate for a super creative
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you go to the Big Show dot com as well.
Check it out. You'll be he rode around Valentine's Day. Well,
let's look at our three days in history where we'll
get our categories. You can win you one right here.
It was nineteen thirty five the board game Monopoly went
(05:12):
on sale. I didn't realize it was that old. Nineteen
thirty five. Hell all right, what's the guy's name on there,
mister pennybags or money bags? Money bags? What is yeah,
money penny That was James Bond Secretaries That one better. Okay,
I'm getting confused, let's move them. Nineteen ninety three, to
(05:34):
save a eucalyptus tree from being destroyed, artist William Leroy
moved into the tree and declared it to be his
official address, six oh four and a half eighth Street, Antioch, California,
nine four five oh nine. It'd work here, will he? Finally?
On this date in twenty fourteenth, the United States announce
a ban on all carry on liquids on NonStop flights
(05:58):
to Russia. The move directly before the start of the
Winter Olympics being held in Sochi, Russia. A little the
liquids deal. We've been dealing with that since then?
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Well, then we started dealing with it after nine to eleven.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, Well there you go there, Sarah. Categories one to
eight hundred Big Shows your toll free line across America.
Come on, play out birds next. Good morning, it's a
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big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
For your Tuesday, February and six.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Today's feature track from The Big Show bid Box miss
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Speaker 2 (07:12):
Now till on Tuesday were uppers.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize per Let's go.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
He contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
When you're playing uppers.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
Let's say, heard.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
A Randall from wood Month. I love Famo, we have shots.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Good morning, Rando.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Hey we all ride up your bard have everything?
Speaker 11 (08:04):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So far?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
They're pretty good man. Well let's get your prize pack
headed down to your place. Randall, get through these three
categories you ready to go? Get there? I'm ready in
five seconds. Give us three famous board games? Ready go? Monopoly,
(08:28):
come on, come on, come on? Yeah, well he's saying
over the buzzer, alright, where Randol? That was my favorite too,
by the way, Oh and I was right about there
the guy Monopoly.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
What's his name?
Speaker 12 (08:41):
Titter Milbourne, Pennybags, Melbourne penny Bags, rich on the first
name of my favorite banker, Melbourne Drysdale.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I wonder if that's what they got down.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
All right, all right, Randal, here we go, buddy, back
to you in five seconds.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Give us three types of trees, ready go?
Speaker 9 (09:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oak tree, apple tree.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Apple was crazy? Well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Give us three things you cannot take on an airplane?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Ready go?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
A gun night and uh, Antelope, I think you said.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's crazy to come away on the herb it. Hey, Randy,
you made it through, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Now you and you're Swedie gonna start a personalized romance novel.
You give it to her on Valentine's Day, and I
think everything will be all.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Right, all right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
All right, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Bottom an hour top of your news twenty minutes away,
but a grumby old man Danny Dort super Bowl weekend.
He ain't happy about it. Good morning, it's a big
(10:40):
sew on the radio.
Speaker 11 (10:42):
All right.
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Speaker 13 (12:02):
The eyes of those close.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
On word the number one pick.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And we hadn't trained into Chicago. Okay, alright, let me up,
good long, everybody, what.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Your super Bowl weekend around?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Raw?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's a big shown a radio as brown grumby old man.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Ah fleeblely flabberly flew. I'm old and I hate football.
Back in my day, we didn't have any hooped tinnity
two flashy, hyped up Super Bowl nonsense.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We had our own big football game. Every year.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
We'd round up all the half wits, knit wits and
inbred mouth breathers and hurt him into the pasture. Then
we taught that family aside, show odd balls next door
till they come out to play, and they always won
because the elephant boy could kick the hell out of
the field goals with his gigantic, freakish foot, and every
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time you'd get tackled, the lobster boy would flip flop
his way onto the field and claimp onto your private
parts with his fleshy claws, and he'd laugh in your
face through his little green baked bean, and that night
you'd have nightmare so bad you'd throw up your own
spine and lay there in a big pile like a
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big human pudding.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sobbing like a baby.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Hey, look at me, I got my ass kicked by
side show freaks. If the lobster boy doesn't squash my giblets,
maybe I'll get a date with a fat lady. And
then in the middle of the night, when I turn
into a puddle of Bai's pimply cream corn, maybe she'll
eat me and put me out of my misery. Jiggly
wigglely d It's a wonderful life. That's how we rolled.
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And we didn't have no scientifically engineered, NFL approved Audie
Graft pure pigskin football, so we'd use old wabbles, our
legless docs. And he was better than a ball, because
if you kicked him in the the tall weeds, he'd
bark his full head off till you found him. We
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didn't need no ergonomically designed safety conscious protective gear. We'd
wrap ourselves in rusty old barn tin and weld road
signs to our heads, and if the welding didn't set
us on fire every time we move, we'd slice ourselves
to ribbons on the jagged tin. Then we'd get lockjaw
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and starved at death while we slowly went mad. Hey,
look at me, I'm a drooling, crazy hayseed tin man.
Somebody sewed me back together so I can take the.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Game ball out for a drag.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Clinkiny clankingy clunkeny pooh, I'm a dumb jackass just like you.
That's the way it was, and we liked it, and
there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled halftime extravay ganzas.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
If we wanted entertainment, we'd lip looney old Uncle Tug
a girly.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Magazine, and while he was out behind the bard getting
all horned up, we'd raid his still. Then we'd get
the freaks all lick it up and put on some
music and they'd all start dancing around like an episode
of American band Stand from the bizarro world. And the
only wardrobe malfunction was when Uncle Tug would come running
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out buck naked and whatever freak he could catch, he
drag back into the barn and make wild monkey whoopee
with him. Hey, look at me, I'm a deranged down
home Dick Clark, and I'm pipping out my crazy uncle
to the circus folk. Meet my new aunt, the five
boobied girl. I can't wait for the family reunion. Free
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hot dogs, bitches. And we liked it, We loved it.
I hate football h zip overopidly. I don't even know
what that means anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, more
chances for you to win.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
I will create my own race for people, a race
have atomic Superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Tongboy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio rolling through
your Tuesday, February sixth. Coming up, we always catch up
with a pack Man's Mark Packer from the ACAC Network
from the Big Old esv N on Tuesdays, talked about
last week. He told us wife surprised him with a
trip to Vegas, and she didn't realize it was Super.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Bowl weekend, not on her radar.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
If he was able to find a room, then I
gotta tell him. I don't know if he knows this.
Just on the new golf term to Live Golf League.
They are playing in Vegas this weekend as well, So
go ahead some more hotel room.
Speaker 13 (19:05):
They're sleeping in their car.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You know use that has if you lose all your money.
But just starting off like that, it might have been
pretty good. Thrill everywhere all things college basketball that time
of the year, Man Carolina, University of North Carolina. I
put it on the Duke Blue Devils.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
That says fight.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I maybe had to win fever in a funk house
on that with big five dollars, get them up, lucky.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I retire.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'm gonna be a professional gambler.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
That's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
We're about anyway, Pat Man coming up later on this morning.
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all right, and we.
Speaker 13 (20:51):
Always start with the recap of the box office from
the weekend. Our Gyle is being called the first box
office flop of the year. The spy comedy, which costs
two hundred million to produce, opened at number one, but
earned only eighteen million. I said, no, boy, when you're
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trying to do that, this was different the faith Faith.
The faith based TV series The Chosen Right went to
theaters this weekend and it debuted in second place, earning
six million, And according to Variety, Fathom Events is rolling
out the show season four exclusively in cinemas, with two
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week runs of episodes one through three started this past weekend,
and so episodes four through six will be in theaters
February fifteenth through the twenty eight and episode seven through
eight will be in February twenty fourth. I am having
trouble with my epithet epithy February twenty ninth through March tenth.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
So let me see if I go we travelation please
on the show.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Remember when it first came out. I just love that
that series. So now season four is just out, but
that's not in theaters yet.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
No, you will be able to watch that in the
big screen in the cinema on February fifteenth, and you'll
be able to catch episodes four, five, and six.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Okay, So in season what opened last weekend.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
We're in season four and episodes one through three okay
opened last weekend.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Okay, So it is season four, season three four. That's
the only way you say season four because you get
that online on one through three. All Right, good work,
I think.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 13 (22:40):
So Beekeeper, The bee Keeper came in third place, followed
by Wonka hanging in there at fourth place, and Migration,
the animated movie came in fifth place. I hope I
am done with all my fs and my s, but
I don't think so. Remember to do it like this
the whole way through. Now, if you don't want to
go to the theater and watch Wonka, you can pay
(23:03):
to watch it at home on premium video on demand. Also,
you can watch The bee Keeper in your house because
you can stream that as well on premium video on demand.
Past Lives is on Paramount Plus, and that's a semi
autographical Gosh movie that tells the story of Nora and
two childhood sweethearts, So you can watch that. Yeah, I'm
(23:25):
just wanting to go through this not quickly. So though,
when Hulu has free Lance, which is I don't know,
didn't do too well in Rotten Tomatoes, but has John
Cena as a retired Special Forces operative who walks away
from his job as a lawyer to protect journalist Claire Wellington.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
So you can watch that on.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What season is that?
Speaker 13 (23:48):
If the One Feeds the One Take and Oreon and
the Dark is on Netflix. It's an animated flick and it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Is about the stars.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Maybe it is Orion?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What's it about? Does it say it? What was about?
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Mabe?
Speaker 13 (24:03):
We figured out out about Orion as your typical elementary
school kid, Oh, who's afraid of everything from clowns to
the dark. But one Night Dark is o r io
in Yes, okay, that's Orion.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
All right, But that's a kid's name, so all right.
But Oreon does sound there's more appetizing there is that
more like a cookie.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
It does.
Speaker 13 (24:29):
There's moms out there who are expecting them want their
kid Orion.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Don't you worry about it?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Aaron Names of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
Okay, well it looks like it would be a good
little cartoon to watch.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
I agree, Marky, that is a wrap.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy
When out Southern East Variety.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Pack review yesterday's question.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
We found out the inside timbered sure of this vegetable
is almost always about twenty degrees cooler than its outside,
cool as a cucumber. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. There are
hundreds of euphemisms for dying, but this one originated with
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US soldiers during World War One, since it was literally
what many families did with the death benefits they were paid.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
They went west, they went with no good guess. We're
just coming up with just one that I've never heard.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Congratulations. So today, what y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
Show you told free line across s America. We played
John Boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning, it's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We roll the two.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Tuesday, February sixth, Today's feature track from The Big Show,
bid Box, Mister Rubarb's Carpool University. How politics is like football.
That's where keywords football politics. It's a big box at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's play
Yes Live across America.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
It's Jompany.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
And now a man who says he's not afraid of dying,
he just doesn't want to be there when it happens.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
He John boy Yeah, waiting for the rapture. Well less
I hate a Barry out of Corrington, Tennis. See good morning, Barry.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Good morning, John Boy, and everybody's a big show.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
A bar bar tight you already got her a bar
bar But.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Why Barry?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
You got.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Barr You got the first shot of today's John Boy Jeopardy.
There are hundreds of euphemisms for dye. We're looking for
this one that originated with US soldiers during World War One,
since it was literally what many families did with the
death benefits they were paid.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
So what do you think, Barr.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Boy, I'm going to crash the plane and in the
side of the mountain with my answers. The only thing
I could think of is to buy the war bonds.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
By the war bonds, let's see.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wow, only that he might.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Be I couldn't take you know, how do you think
it was kicked the bucket? There's nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Be the man for you, Marshy.
Speaker 9 (28:06):
I show.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
How do you say?
Speaker 14 (28:08):
O R I O ER.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, you keep dialing in there, buddy, you might find
you a price back one day. We appreciate you, Barrett.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I sure appreciate you. Okay, give a shout.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Out, Yeah you go ahead?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Hey, no right, good, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Got here, all right, just go down.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Josh joshus in Beckley, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Good morning, Josh, Good morning, boys.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
This is excited.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
I ain't been as excited in twenty three years, because
that was the last time I caught one eight hundred
big show when you answered the fund?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
How bad that?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
All right, Josh, appreciate you hanging with us all these years, buddy.
So uh, well, what's you think literally what many families
did with the death benefits they were paid the soldiers
in World War One? What's that euphemism for dying in
your mind?
Speaker 13 (28:58):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
I don't know, but if it was me, I would
have probably bought the farm.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
So bought the farm.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Let's say that is what it was. I never knew
that's where that originated from. I heard it the farm. Well, Josh,
you did it, buddy. You got the big old Sophnees
variety pack. Head up to Beckley for you.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That sounds good.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
We appreciate it, guys.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
In about twenty minutes, Reverend Billy Red Collins having him
a Super Bowl party. Nothing about that on the other side,
to give Calhoun the ball, Yes, a special revenue coming
off here. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Let's see what actually we got going on? Out there here,
doesn't want to want to.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
You're talking about it. It's on.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
It's just renda rawdy ravene poopy is Lisa sat here
with you this.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Morning, flying so long.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Why don't you fly so long? Won't be able to
hear you?
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Got a gooba is not here this morning. You've been
struck down by influenza.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He opened his window yesterday.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Influenza ends of pockets.
Speaker 15 (31:03):
I just got that out of pool pit punch.
Speaker 14 (31:06):
The com is. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I said her round.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
Won't your congregation when you use that for the pulpit?
Are they here joking that life is hard like my congregation? Listen,
this is all he and the white boys sho. It
ain't no chance that anyway so would like to do here.
It's entertained you. It was one of my world famous
less analogies. Broad cast this money if I made all right?
Speaker 14 (31:32):
It was.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
It was a ball game.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It was a football game. It's what it was.
Speaker 15 (31:35):
I'm Pisko High School a couple of years ago, not
the big piss guys for Little Pisko High School, Little Piskus.
And there was a bulls and game and oh, my
goodness is my old high school.
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Matter of fact, we're.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Playing the best team in the state. This team was undefeated.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And I want you to know they was whooping us.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I mean they was whooping us back.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (31:57):
The score was fifty nine and nothing, and I'd have
had the fifth string in and we couldn't even get
close to score.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And everybody was beat up.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Alls cav right.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So the game was so far out of the way.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
A couple of boys in the stands started hollering for
the coach to put.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Cal Hoon in.
Speaker 15 (32:15):
Now, Carol hon ain't never played in the ball again,
Calhoun was not a very good athlete, but son the
boys started yelling, give.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Cal Hoon the ball, Give call Hoon the ball.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
I mean, the game was out of reach, and they
just started yetting. Pretty soon more people than the stands
picked up the chance and give Carol Hoon the ball.
Little Calhoun, he's sitting on the bench just looking around.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The score went up till.
Speaker 15 (32:39):
About seventy five, then nothing, and pretty soon the cheerleaders
picked up the chamber.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Give Carol hold the.
Speaker 15 (32:46):
Bar, Give Carol hooning the bar. Why lead of the
score was up to about eighty five than nothing, and
pretty soon the players on the bench started hollering to
the coach, give cal Hoon the ball. Then the spectators
on the other side of the field picked up the chair.
Mother Tiers score was about one hundred and three to nothing.
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Late in the game, the spectators on the other side
was hollering, give cal Hoon the ball.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Then their cheerleaders picked it up. Give Carol hold the ball,
pretty suit.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
The coach of the.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
Other team was hollering, with everybody in the stadium, give
calhl the mall my parts. The coach of our team
shent Calhoun.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
In the ball again.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Well, they hoddered, and they went up to.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
The line and head washed everybody.
Speaker 15 (33:35):
Give Calhoon the mall, or they sake the Calhoun handed
off to.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
The running back.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
It was down, Give cal Hoon the ball, Give car
hol the mall.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
They hondled again.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
They went up to the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
The quarterback saked.
Speaker 15 (33:48):
Another hand off the caw Hoon and give it to.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
The horn running back and people.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
Were still still hounted. By this time.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
The coach of our team walked up to.
Speaker 15 (33:57):
The sideline, honing, give car Hold the bar.
Speaker 11 (34:01):
Shore.
Speaker 15 (34:02):
They went back in their hut, and they took too
much time. He was a five yard penal. They went
back in the huddle again. Everybody how they give Carl
the ball?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Did car hold them all?
Speaker 15 (34:12):
They hudded, They stayed in that huddle.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Another delay of game.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
Car.
Speaker 15 (34:16):
They was back five yards again, and another one and
another one. Finally, the quarterback of our team walked in
the middle of the field. If the whole station giving
people driving by outside the stadium was having their heads out.
They went, give car hold the.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Ball, Give care hold the battle.
Speaker 15 (34:34):
The quarterback held his hands and he made a complete
circle and the fifty yard line in the middle of
the field with his hands and everything.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
The whole stadium grew quiet.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
It was so quiet you could hear a pandra.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
The quarterback put his hands up to his mouth and.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Said, cal hoon, say he don't walk the ball.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
Look enjoined us little analogy as much as that.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
That was a good one.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Now I have another one.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
No, no.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
S down together were.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. How
alright is that call coming in hot off the front
of the road. Good morning, big shoe, Well.
Speaker 9 (35:50):
Good morning there, John Boy and Bill in Good morning,
all beloved friends other in radio land. This here's a
Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua independent
photo dress but Penny Cooast to assembly just off Steed
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, this
Sunday evening, the orgyistic frenzy of shameless idol worship and
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drunken high cholesterol consumerism, the so called super Bowl forty
five minutes of football surrounded by seventeen hours. I asked
for Alky Hall and them reptile dysfunction wheel with a
NonStop parada, talking monkeys and farting horses, and there are
painted up like the horror Bibling with their fake bosoms
(36:33):
about the pop come out of the class. Well, if
I sell to Tad Hodd, it's because I just had
my annual argument with the church board about us throwing
a so called Super Bowl party. Yeah, our youth pastor
Ricky Dale Gilmore's one of them, reach out to the
unchurch types. Thanks, we got to get folks in the door. However,
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we can oh think about it, Preacher. How about if
we should go run us one of them big old
fat screen and write folks to come down to the
church to watch the game. I says, no, sir, ree.
He says, well, you know, it might be a good
way to get some of them on church folks to
come out. I said, well, I'm sure it would be,
(37:15):
And we could probably draw a big crowd of drunkards
and hormongers if we tore out the tews to turn
the plays into one of them newtie too. But not
even happening meither. Now, don't get me wrong, we love it.
I don't mind a good church softball game.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
They were watching a rida.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I ain't got no use at all for the so
called professional sports nowadays, there ain't nothing but millionaires hoodlum
shooting guns at one another and sticking needles full of
dope in their areas. If at sports, y'all have at
oh richer, Hold on, you don't mean to tell me
you don't come out against football? Have you? Well know, beloved,
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football is a fine thing in its proper context, And
by that I mean a bunch of ten year old
younguns in a vacan line on a Saturday afternoon. That
professional football, Why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid,
dope paddled thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and
bastard children from one end because we wanted to that other. Oh,
(38:15):
some of y'all might. I'd love to hear that today.
But friends, the truth don't always go down like Sodie Pop.
Oh think about it, preacher. Why just about every man
in America like to watch the Super Bowl? I says, Well,
most of them like to look at naked Dunson girls too.
How about we put us a stripper pole in the
baptismal pool. Already, Ricky Dale is a persuasive son of
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a gun. Though now he didn't change my mind, but
he did get a majority of the deacons to go
his way. So by a vote of five to four,
I'm pleased to invite whosoever will to join us this
coming Sunday night at six o'clock PM for the Sword
of Joshua's Super Salvation Bowl Sunday catch all action on
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our high defamation twenty two inch French screen TV Curzy
of Brother Bob Hickey of Hickey and Sons teving appliance
in the Cooderwood Plaza Shoffing Center. They'll be French fries
and chicken wings from the Boajangles over on two notch
road and plenty of food Genie caffeine free Sodie pop
to worship all down with Oh, don't worry about all
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the godless family destructive advertising going on during the game.
When a commercial comes on, We'll just cut the TV
off and enjoy a three minute speed devotional from our
guest speaker, Doctor Ainol Hirschheiser from the Burning Bush Gospeer
Temple in Hognut, Alabama. We'll kept the evening off with
doctor Ainold Solster and sports metaphor and Gosper presentation. Drop
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kick me Jesus through the goal post of life. Admission
is absolutely free. All our love offering a be collected.
All proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep folks.
I'm going to faith and football go head ahead. It
starts at six o'clock PM this Sunday evening at the
Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of Pennycostal Assembly, just
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off State Road twenty three. All the roads, It says
Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding you of his time to
turn so you don't burn John Boy and Billy has
a her Yo keep them straight up fire.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 16 (40:31):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're big yo. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
They're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 16 (40:46):
Anyhow, I've figured out what John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday,
February six. So last night, Jackie, I have a middle
boy stick to hug up my twenty twenty three Tiger
Woods golf game. Coach. I was watching play at Pebble Beach.
I know I had that was so like updated the version.
I hadn't played it in a while, and said, you
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can pick what golfer you wanted to be, like Tiger
Woods or you know John Rahm, I was strolling it
down or Steph Curry, like you could be Steph Curry
golfing at Pebble Beach. That little kid dog gone him.
He's everywhere in he yes on a Tiger Tiger Woods
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golf game, the twenty three K two K twenty twenty
three version when you update it. He's got this look.
Jackie's nephew man just all over the place playing golf
game with Steff.
Speaker 14 (42:25):
Showing up like it would not surprise me if when
he's retired that he starts going to play golf, you know,
like really playing golf instead of just having fun like
he does when he goes to places.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
He's really really good.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
He is good, but he is good.
Speaker 13 (42:41):
My nephew, Miles, that's quite the little golfer as well
his age. I mean, last time we were out at
mister Puddy's, I mean, he must have got like three
hole in one wow eighteen it was, and used the
same club the whole time.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Wow, that's what I'm talking.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Wow, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I mean, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
I mean, I'm sure Stephan gets holding ones and stuff.
The whole course was just all the way to the
snow cone machine.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
They were just hollering, what about the windmill?
Speaker 13 (43:15):
What about how do you do on the WINDI what
he knew to bank left when everybody else was banking
right right over.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Timing is important. You gotta knows. Well yeah, well s
proud of your nephew too.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You we are too We're so proud. Good morning, Big Shows.
Holo Radio Coming up, we played Beat the Blonde. Beat
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When you go to the Big Show dot com. Hang
on you win it in minutes. But first headed towards
super Bowl weekend.
Speaker 7 (44:05):
Check it out.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
As our buddy Mark Freiberger with the Dorito's commercial would
tell you, having a shot at a Super Bowl commercial
is a very big deal. But sometimes getting the commercial
produced is trickier than you think. Let's go into a
recording studio and take a peek a listen behind the scenes.
Speaker 11 (44:25):
Okay, don Buddy Beer.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
You're ready to check one too? Like beer flavored beer?
Oh thanks, you need Buddy beer. It is his buddy
brewing company Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
Check check.
Speaker 8 (44:41):
Okay, let's do this.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
Okay, we're rolling Buddy Beer. Big game man, Take one.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
It's finally here. The biggest party of the year. Make
sure you've got plenty of ice cold Buddy Beer for
yours party because wait, wait, what was that?
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 14 (44:59):
What was that?
Speaker 11 (45:00):
Sorry? Don I think you got the old version of
the copy? Linda? Can you take him the new script?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
So I got last minute changes?
Speaker 11 (45:06):
Yeah, they say you can't say super Bowl? Wait what?
Speaker 8 (45:10):
Super Bowl is a trademark of the NFL and that
means you can't use it for advertising without getting a license,
and Buddy Beer couldn't afford it. Okay, so you bleeped me?
Speaker 11 (45:21):
Wasn't me the system? Did it?
Speaker 8 (45:23):
See there's a new software filter on the studio server.
It automatically bleeps anything that's a trademark violation. It automatically bleeps.
Speaker 11 (45:31):
Yeah. It works really fast too.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
You know, guys, this is gonna be a pretty sad
But if I can't say, that's.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
Why we did the copy change. Anyway, We're ready take two.
Speaker 8 (45:44):
Okay, here we go, it's finally here, the biggest party
of the year. Make sure you've got plenty of ice
cold Buddy Beer for the Big Game. Wait wait cut,
really that's what they were I'm going to say the
Big Game? H Yeah, you know, guys, that's a bunch
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of bull. Hey what was that bleep for? Oh, there's
a profanity filter on the system too. We post produce
a lot of stand up specials for Comedy Central and
it's a real time saver. Let me get this straight first.
I can't say now. I can't say book between takes.
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 11 (46:27):
You can't say that Holy you can't say that one either.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
What uptight pantyways came up with this?
Speaker 11 (46:36):
Whoh? You really can't say that one.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
Hey, we're just trying to sell some beer here.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (46:41):
You know nobody's gonna give it when I call it.
They'll be in front of the TV, which means they're
already watching this. Everybody needs to chill the out manning
calm down. Don don't tell me to calm down. I've
been in this business for forty years. I'm not gonna
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be censored by some computer. If this is out, it's
gonna go. You guys can find another monkey to do
your dance. Enough of this boat, I'm out of here.
Speaker 11 (47:14):
Don don oh, he's gone. We gotta get this spot
finished today. What are we gonna do? Well? Maybe I
can put something together with the stuff. He already recorded.
Speaker 8 (47:26):
You think, oh shit, it's finally here, the biggest party
of the year. Make sure you've got plenty of ice
cold buddy beer for yours party, like beer flavored beer.
What uptight pantyways came up with this? Yo, guys, that's
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a bunch of boat You need buddy beer. Hey, we're
just trying to sell some beer here. Okay, everybody needs
to chill the out. Okay, let's do this. Puddy Brewing
Company n Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Why y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
big show you told free line across America. We'll get
a couple of contestants. Well, let's just get one contestant.
We got a couple over here. That's she's Marcy.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
You do, Walker, Walker All.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
We'll play next.
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