March 26, 2024 • 49 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Gary Busey jots down his St. Patrick’s Day escapades in his diary.. - Tater has a new roundup of What To Watch.. - Rev. Billy Ray reports on several cities that are trying to kick Easter out of their annual egg hunts.. - The Croc Stalker goes to a nudest colony and Mark Packer updates us on all things College Sports..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you mag It's time to button
your yap. Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey he's adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Heys play Yeah, you blake. I'm just gonna talk to
the music.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Program director would call this milking the post, and.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Milk a post with a messy Well, you got to
make showing the radio and all of our glory with this.
March the twenty six, what only two shopping days left
until my birthday?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That falls this third? Oh, no Friday, No Thursday? I
got my days mixed up, dude, Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
His birthday is Thursday, Thursday?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Not is the twenty eight every year?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It is Thursday every year?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh yeah, March twenty eight. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll
figure that out a couple of years from really not knowing.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well, you know, Easter's coming. You can hide your own eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Maybe next year I'll look forward to that.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Maybe I need to hire me a Easter bunny, you know,
like Biden has, you know, when he's out and you
have an Easter bunny to tell him which way to go.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Hey, look at it, look over here, over.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Here, that's good man.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well we'll have some fun here headed toward Easter weekend.
So we have determined it is March the twenty sixth
today National Nugat Day. Y'all. Anytime you see a nugat,
you know that's gonna be good. That can be soft
and chewy, or sometimes hard and crunchy, the kind of
(02:25):
candy stuff you know, made by whipping egg whites together
and adding honey or sugar. If you'd like to make
your own nugot.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Today they get.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Three Musketeers not a fan, no, but see they get
a bad rap.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's a good candy bar.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Three Musketeers. I'm trying to get it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's basically a Snickers without the peanuts and the caramel.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Okay, so it's nothing like a Snickers. You know, it's
chocolate and nugget. Even see it in their ad?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What about that?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
All?
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Right?
Speaker 10 (02:54):
Well?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
What about spinach? Just National Spinach Day? That won't go
good with a new got.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
It's basically like a sneaker Snicker farm with at nougat,
the chocolate.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Did y'all eat spinach when you were kids?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
But probably not the girls there, But because Pope did
and it got strong.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
No, I ate it because my mom told me to.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Basically I wanted to watch TV. That's why I So
would you do that?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Would you pop up in a can of spinach and
just try to just house there?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not a can?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I would tell Mama, we got these spinach a little
bit strong like Papa.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
She found me someoney, She told me it was spinach.
All right.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Let's see Epilepsy Awareness Day, all right. You you see somebody
wearing the color purple. You know, we talk about colors
representing stuff that you want to know about disease wise.
So uh, I guess epilepsi is one purple day?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Uh, it's American Diabetes Association Alert Day. So this is
one day wake up call and forms the American public
about these eeriousness of diabetes, encourages all to take the
diabetes risk test and learn about your family's history of diabetes.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, got that diabets.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, so I have very good news. Man, my what
is the day one? Yeah? Dropped a point two points
since my last test.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So what is it now ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know. Doctor has said that's good if it
goes down, you know, Okay, I got it.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
We got three dates in history saved up. Those will
be very important. We'll tell you about our prize pack
that that will depend on you getting through three categories.
It sounds harder than it is. Really we'll walk in
through it. We're awake now, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. First prize pack
we play for today A Ball's Not prize pack. Yeah,
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that's one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America
moving and bulls not make sure they look good doing it.
Live for bulls not, a truck stops across America. You
go to Brownox dot com. Also click at bowner when
you go to the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You listen right here and win it right now.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
March the twenty six, it was nineteen seventy three a
game debuted on CBSTV entitled the ten thousand Dollars Pyramid.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Now, is that what like we base worthy word off of?
Basically yes?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
That that's right?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sure enough, Just not with all these strict rules or
a ten thousand dollars not true. Oh three, Tony Evans
of Swansea Wells dropped the world's largest rubber bandball out
of an airplane over the Mohave Desert in Arizona to
see if it would bounce.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What do y'all think it did? It bounced.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
I'm gonna think it made a hole in the sand.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, it did not bounce the one ton record breaking ball.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is that heavy?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
It took twenty seconds to drop a mile and stayed
firmly rooted in the crater it created.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yes, stater, you win.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Have you dropped it on some pavement?
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Poor Tony Evans has spent five years building his rubber
band ball. Well, all right, so he was free to
do other things after the state.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
District ladies, he's nailble.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And finally was on his date.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
In twenty nineteen, state of emergency declared in Rockland County,
New York due to measles epidemic with unvaccinated children banned
from public spaces for thirty days after one hundred and
fifty three cases. So that was like five years ago
on this date, and now they're having another because of
the illegals that they're letting in over.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The bold jordon over the border. You know, y'all don't
go and go argue with me about that? How about that?
Speaker 10 (07:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I choose not to argue about things I don't know
a lot about.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Wow, you're gonna start now, huh? All right? Perfect?
Speaker 12 (07:15):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Wait what time is it?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And March theyll all got last. Let's see.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, just think about diseases on that final one and uh,
there's our categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
free line. Come on, we'll play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Good morning. That's a big showing already.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Rely to you Tuesday and today's feature track for the
Big Show bed Box Robe you by the Coca Coma
six hundred and Sunday, May twenty six at Charlie Motorspeedway.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oliver, He's got waves of living up a funeral.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
There's your key words funerals take to seeing the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com last night.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
John Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're playing.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Outburst, have a hurry up and guest time you love
the best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Let's say, hey, the Dale from ninety six South Carolina,
we have a shot. Come on in there, Dal, coming
(09:11):
in hot out of ninety six. I like that. So now,
so ninety six South Carolina, I've heard about it. I've
never seen the sign. Is it the number or is
it spelled out ninety six?
Speaker 15 (09:24):
It's spelled out ninety six?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
All right?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Technically either way it's a number.
Speaker 15 (09:29):
Yeah, either way?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
What is the what is how do you get a
city named ninety six? This is I'm perplexed.
Speaker 15 (09:37):
There's a lot of different ways, or a lot of
different stories about it, but it was I thinking one
of them was it was ninety six miles from Camden
way back in I think seventeen hundred one of the
Indians and all though.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
When they were going to the staple Chase.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, on ninety six miles.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
All right, Well, Dal, we're pulling for you right now,
the most famous resident out of ninety six here on.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
The Big show. You ready to go?
Speaker 15 (10:10):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
In five seconds, give us three TV game shows?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Ready go?
Speaker 15 (10:18):
Got a hunt on dollar pyramids. Jeffrey, my mama's favorite will.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Fortune, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
All right, now they give us three things made out
of rubber.
Speaker 15 (10:30):
Ready go, you got bracelets, tires, and rubber bands.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
All right, and for the win, three diseases caused by
a virus.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Ready go, h.
Speaker 15 (10:46):
Litle coal the old COVID nineteen.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
A smooth man.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products made in the USA.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Head down to ninety six for you.
Speaker 15 (11:03):
All right, My grandson will be happy with that.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We're bump the worker.
Speaker 15 (11:08):
Now you hang on, buddy, Yes up, shout.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Out, go ahead, Oh no, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 15 (11:14):
Shout out to my kids Anastasia Kemp, Jamie and Carol
grandson Joshua, granddaughter Katie into the ninety six lady Wildcats
Go Cats softball team.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right, damn, good work there, buddy, That ain't right there.
Bottom of the hour, top of your news. Hey, quick
call our agent Murray. Make sure he's working hard for us,
for say this morning, good morning. Let's make show on
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the radio a saying my quick call of night agent
Murray for saying this morning.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Hello, and thank you for calling. They'll have turn Incorporated.
Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed. Yes again.
You can navigate our new menu with the touchdown keypad,
or you can say the name of the item you
wish to select. To book a client press or say
one if you are a client press, or say two
(12:57):
two got it? For security purposes, please enter or say
you are sixteen digit client ID TAD what code not recognized?
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Me?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Kidding me?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Code not recognized. You may also say your customer password,
which was sent to you by text message?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, like I can get a text message.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
I didn't be concerned. Welcome back, Timbo.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Do you.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Now in a few words, tell me what you're calling about.
You can say things like am I ever going to
get another job? Or it's been six months? Where's my money? Okay?
Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Uh, just checking in with Murray, although at this point
I have no idea why got it?
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Pleade while returns for your call. All of our representatives
are currently engaged. It'll heart round of candy calls. Please
stay on the line you call the answer to send
as either clear all the jelly on the slow or
run out of line.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
This is unbelievable and I think we need a new agent.
Speaker 10 (14:05):
I got.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I found that might moose things love. Listen, what's up
with a new phone systemwhere?
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Well?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Did you hear that Donald Trump got hacked by anonymous
that group of evil computer nerds.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yeah, they like stolen's phone number and his social security numbers.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
And stuff exactly. And since Red Hot's political Action Committee
Latino's for Trump is officially connected to the Trump campaign,
the Trump people send us a new voicemail computer system
that has extra tight security.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Oh great, I could barely get you on the phone
with the old extra loose security.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Which means you're more protected than ever before.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
You're alcohol murray.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
If evil computer nerds can hack Donald Trump, what chance
do you have?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Oh? Please? How hard do you think it was to
hack Donald Trump? You know it is master password wise.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Let me get Donald Trump, see what I mean.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
But don't worry. We're totally secure now. Oh by the way,
now that it's been on the radio, I guess I
need to change your voicemail password.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You know this sucks.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
You know this sucks. That's not bad. Actually we might
need to change the s's in sucks to five. Oh wait,
now everybody knows that one too.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
About it sounds like you're gonna be spending your whole
day changing people's passwords.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Of course, not relax, babe. Around here, it's still all
about you. Still, absolutely nothing is more important to me
than the success of Oh hold on, babe, pick a
name on the other line. Ye still, now, Tom Cruise,
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 13 (15:44):
Wait wait, wait, Tom Cruise, yep.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
I hear he's finally gonna do that sequel to Top Gun.
This is gonna be Wait a minute, that's not Tom Cruise,
it's Ted Cruise.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Still, get in here.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
And show me how to make the front megger on
the caller ID and tell Ted Cruz the Top Gun
thing is a no go.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
All, Jimbo, I gotta go.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Let's do them thing later. Have you a machine called
my machine? And get my lit to Bobby that's Bailly
into and Jimbo what call me?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Good morning? It's big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Tuesday, March twenty six, twin Dad twin day four. We're
about twenty minutes away. What to watch from the desk
of Taedertainment News. Right now, it's time for the Diary
of Harry Bucy. Dear Diary, this is Gary Obucy.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
At least that was I was calling myself.
Speaker 16 (17:11):
Over the weekend, Crazy Frankie and I celebrated Saint Patrick's
Day like never before. Usually I saved myself for Sinko Demayo,
but this year I was sweet on this little Irish
chikita named the Lassie mckhaygis. I had my heart set
on sham rocking her world, but I didn't have her
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number or her address. But I knew she was going
to be partying in the neighborhood. So the Crazy One
and I went on a pub crawl in West Hollywood
emphasis on crawl.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Green bear, green bear, sticking in your green.
Speaker 16 (17:46):
Rear, feeling frisken, give me whiskey, payin in the bushes.
First off on the list was Little Wee Willie Whiskers,
owned by a buddy of mine Irish Jewish little person
named Willie o' Weintraub. He was a stunt man for
them Lord of the Rings Pictures and was a stand
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in for Stuart Little. He was selling half pints for
a half buck and had a bunch of the tables
in the place pulled back and Leprechaun Wrastling set up
in the middle. We decided to take a Gander while
I was scoping the room for my future ex missus Musty.
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First match was Dinky Old Tripod squaring off against Shardy
MX kid Marks. It wasn't a fair fright from the
get go. Shardi kept grabbing his shelley and poking Dinky
in the dinky The old ref was about as useless
as a condoment a convent, so I had to step in,
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and I had just enough logger in my tank to
feel froggy, so I jumped in the ring to lay
down the law. Unfortunately Sharnie, he was less than reasonable.
The last thing I remember was him using my pot
of gold as a speed bag. I took that as
a sign to move on. Come here, little feller, gonna
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teach you a lesson. I'm the wrong feller to be messing.
Next thing, you know, I'm a sopraner because a munchkin
is wailing on my manner. Once my voice come down
back to normal, we walked a couple of blocks over
to Rosie o'waite's, an Irish pub for big girls. Sign
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in the window said happy Saint Fatty's Day. When I
burst in the door, I suddenly forgot about Lassie Mick,
what's their nubbins? It was like I died and gone
to fair skinned, red haired, freckled cleavage heaven. They was
all out there on the floor doing Irish jigs in
that river dance, high stepping and I don't know what all.
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It was a perfect time to un each the legendary
beauty Boogey. I was gyrating and toad tapping and singing
along with the music, and you got.
Speaker 13 (20:08):
We was a hit.
Speaker 16 (20:10):
We was riding the herd on a bevy of beefy
beauties from the Emerald Isle.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (20:18):
On the way off the door, I finally saw my
fair lady Lasslie macaigis making out with Shardy mcskid marks
between shots of Glen Livid out of his curly toad shoe.
So to get even, I went back to Deadie Kennedy's
and hooked up with some walleyed Irish vampire was spare
tires in her ear lobes and a tattoo of a
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naked Liam Neeson Field dressing a clown. Well Diary, I
got this ski doe crazy Frankie and I are going
to sneak into Colin Farrell's trailer and put exploding caps
in his lucky strikes.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Until next time.
Speaker 16 (20:58):
Diary x'es and o's Gary Obusie.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
We hope you make you visit to the Big Show
dot Com on a daily basis. You see my Wonderful
Thing giveaway number ninety seven. I've got two wonderful things
here a pair of cord eyeglass and sunglass. Next strap
decorated with the brass head from a Remington twelve gage shotgunshow.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
And a leather three cigar carry case. You be ready
to get out there in the woods.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Rested the winner at the Big Show dot Com. Okay,
what to watch from Tater Taman News and minutes.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Big Show rolls on. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
We played John boyd Jeopardy. Somebody will win a Southern
East petspack. We all love our dogs and viewers has
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JBB get an exclusive offer. Must be eighteen to win.
We'll playfore ten minutes. We're right now from the desk
of Taylortainment News is what to watch.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Here's Marsa Taylor all.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Right, as right as you're right. Top five movies this weekend.
Ghostbusters Frozen Empire opened in first place. They earned forty
five point two million this weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
We're good.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's the ole original Ghostbusters.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
There's a few of them in there.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah yeah, well, I mean, well, I guess there's true
you can't have fl remis, but all of them there.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's it looks I mean, I've only seen
the trailers for it, but it looks really good.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Well, it's gotta be better than others. When they were
trying to make Melissa McCarthy star and everything, no matter
how bad it was, there was another.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
One, Ghostbusters after Life, after that one, and that one
was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah, you should I mean it takes more of a
dark turn, more like real ghosts, kind of dark ghosts.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Dune Part two came in second place, The Worm Movie.
I know there's more to it than just the worms,
but Worm Movie. Third place was Kung Fu Panda Jack
Black as Po, Fourth place was Immaculate, and fifth was
Arthur the King, the Mark Wahlberg movie about the dog
and it goes on the adventure with the team Dog movie.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Coming out this Friday, Godzilla Kong the New Empire.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So they're teaming up.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
They are teaming up.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
They battle together against a mysterious antagonistic force. And it
also focuses on the previously untowed origins untold origins of
the Titans and Skull Island. Wow and so as they're
reportedly long sequences of dialogue, free action. You just watch
the monsters, especially Kong. He's found his home in Hollow Earth,
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but he's a little lonely, so we see that he's lonely.
They also introduced several new Titans, including scar King and
a mini Kong named Sukle like a little a little
King Kong. Streaming this week that you can catch. Hulu
has DC League of Superpets. It's a movie, and it's
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an animated action superhero comedy movie based on the superpets
of various DC superheroes such as Batman and Superman.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
The Nephews gave that four stars.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yes, Amazon Prime Video has Minions The Rise of Grew.
So this film is the second Minions prequel to the
Despicable Me franchise and revolves around an eleven year old
Grew who attempts to become a supervillain with the help
of the Minions. So Steve Carell voices the eleven year
old group as well. So you haven't watched any of
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the millions.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
That's not the little tree guy that was that's Cruse.
That's yeah. I hadn't really taken the time to get
to know that.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Joe.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
You need to watch you a groove movie. Yeh, all right,
that's to watch.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You missed her.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Geez, she's strict. But let's get us a winner. Let's
play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here. According
to the National Safety Council, this is the number one
cause of fires in American homes today.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
No, what is lighting?
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Firts?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
No? See I was right? What ain't a hundred bigs
Show You told free line.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Come on, we played John boyd Jepardy Next Good Tuesday Morning,
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March of twenty six, Big Shows on the Radio. Today's
feature track from the Big Show bit Box launsored by
the co COLDA six hundred Sunday, May twenty six, Sharlotte
Motor Speedway, Oliver Ways Alive.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Enough of funeral search for keywords funerals.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Take it out the bit Box, out the Big Show
dot common Right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says
at his funeral he wants a closed casket service and
at the end of the service, he wants the ordering
us to play pop goes the weasel, just so everybody
you know he's John Boy, Like.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
You know, that's a the Howard out of Florence, South Carolina.
Good morning, Howard, Good morning, John Boy. Hello buddy, alright, Howard,
you first up, you can claim this Southern East pets
back right here. According to the National Safety Council, this
is the number one cause of fires in American homes today.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
What you got, Howard, that would be cooking? You say cooking?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
You and you know what's interesting about that fact is
the Safety Council also mentions that you shouldn't drink while
you cook because that is where a lot of the fires.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
At it from.
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Yeah, I would think lighting parts might be there.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Cooking number one.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Let's just do.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
We got the top five calls and fires in American
homes today heating equipment, including fireplaces. There's one electrical devices
or wiring. Number four candles, yep, another thing. And number
five is smoking, not just places but humans.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
It's funny, I mean a lot, not too long ago,
maybe twenty years ago. Smoking was that number one.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Well, with the advent of quit smoking, it helped the
fire causes. All right, good man, So we can't see
another smoking related accident. And look at you, Howard Southern
East Pets back head down to Florence.
Speaker 12 (29:43):
For you.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Exactly. Olso all right, we're gonna jump out, catch you
up on your news.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
We got Marvin upstair tech talk. Right on the other side.
There's a Reverend better Red Collins Easter message. Good morning,
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it's Big shawing the radio about twenty minutes away, my man,
the Reverend Bitter Red College heading the Easter weekend.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Right now, turn it over tomorrow, man, y'all. What's up?
How y'all doing all right?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Man?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Hey man, I just got.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Back from the super Bowl last weekend, MP Arizona.
Speaker 14 (30:57):
Let me tell you. If there's a wider place on
her I don't know nothing about it. Okay, this place
is so white. I stopping at Taco Bell, look behind
the counter. Not a brother in a paper hat in sight.
It was the first time I've been on a plane
in a while, and the friend of mine told me
they had beefed up the security at all the airport.
Speaker 13 (31:16):
Oh yeah, travel lately?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 14 (31:19):
The only thing look beefed up at this particular airport
was the baggage. Guys was even fatter than they was
the last time I flew. I did see they put
us some new signs. Though this airport has initiated additional security,
you may experience slight delays.
Speaker 13 (31:34):
Whoa, well, that ought have happened that she heites quaking in.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
The I mean they still got the same sad looking
bunch at the X ray machine, if you know what
I'm saying. Did you ever see anybody who looked less
into their job than these people at the X ray machine?
Speaker 13 (31:49):
If y'all are trying for a visual intimidation. It ain't happening.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:54):
See people look like they've just been turned down for
tickets to a rolanda tape and you know what I'm saying. See,
when I think of security, I want to see some
crazy Steven Sigar looking dudes standing there. Not surely from
what's happening, because sometimes they make you go through that
grueling pre flight interview.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, that really weeds out the terrorists. So sir, did
you pack your own bags before coming to the airport?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Well?
Speaker 14 (32:19):
No, actually it was Comal, my Libyan houseboy. He rushed
right in after his weekly Islamic Jie Hodman. Don't speak
much English, but he's a baggage packing So the good
Now here's another good one. They asked you, sir, are
you carrying anything on board that was given to you
by a stranger?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (32:40):
I'll say what, Look, I don't even want to carry
my own bags to the airport. Okay, i't exactly met
a whole lot of people since I've been here.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
I can't even get the skycap to talk to I mean,
what is next? This line for people with bombs only?
Speaker 14 (32:55):
And then they arrest the dudes that move over, or
maybe we could like get Bugsney and Elma fudd in
and trip him up with that rapid seasoned duck sason.
I mean, if some dude is hell bent on getting
a bomb on an airplane to strike a blow against
the Great Satan, I think he's more than a match
for a fat guy in a polyester blazer making it
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four or fifty.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
An hours, y'all think about it. I'm Marvin webbson.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
All right, let's say good morning to the rail Good morning,
big show.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
Well, good morning nerd, young boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out they're in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Gospel, Preecultural Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road were friends.
Easter is a coming up, the day the Christian Church
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commemorates the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ by having
a feller in a rabbit cost you hid a bunch
of plastic eggs in the bushes and make the younger
hunt firm. Tell you truth. It ain't never made much
sense to me neither all. But now the powers that
be in the modern United States have decided even that
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scenario is way to religious. Some of the local politicians
in Ohio was worried to death that hearing the words
Easter egg hunt might call some broad minded scientific atheist
types to get their feelings hurt. So they've changed the
name of their Sunday Morning Shindy to the Spring egg Hunts.
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That's red beloved. First they kick Christ out of Christmas.
Now they're up to knock the Easter Bunny up for
his throng. And this kind of mess is going on
all over the country lately. While out in California, the
government don't even allow folks to call them the Easter
Bunny no more. Since about two thousand and three, the
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big feller at their event every year has been known
as the Spring Bunny. Ain't that special? And here's a
good one. A sixteen year old doing a school project
that involved a bunch of third graders this month, and
her big plan was for them to have an Easter
egg hunt at the end of it. The teacher says, well,
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that'll be fine, but you can't call them Easter eggs.
So the third grader's gonna be out in the yard
hunting something called spring spears. Take that all you would,
Bible beaters. Good Lord nos, I hate to tell you
broad minded atheists your business. But number one, an egg
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is not the same thing as a spear. A spear
is round like a basketball. An egg is egg shaped
like an egg. Number two, the Easter buddy ain't got
a lick of religious significance to Christians, So if you're
trying to pick a fight with the church people, this
is about the dumbest way in the work. Oh and
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by the way, the news is not all bad. The
government folks out there in Ohio got a bunch of
upset phone calls about their Spring egg hunt nonsense. So
a few days later, some real estate man in town
put up six hundred dollars out of his own pocket
to pay for it. That took all the public money
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out of the deal, so they was able to change
the name back to Easter egg hunts. Personally, i'd rather
seen this feller stand up for the Lord instead of
the Easter bunny. But I reckon, you gotta take a
win where you can get one. And speaking of Easter,
I'd like to invite whosoever will to come here the
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true reason for the season this Sunday morning at eleven
o'clock am here at the church building, our soul stern
Resurrection Sunday message will be followed by Easter pot luck
dinner on the grounds. If you don't believe in the Lord,
now you just might after you get a bite of
Myrtle Humphrey's legendary buttermilk fried chicken. It's good enough to
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make even the most hardcore unbeliever holler, Praise the Lord
and pass the mash potatoes. Always an open door and
a double douce of that God's honest truth coming your way.
At the Sword of Joshua, Independent full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Three on the Prekish Road.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
And here's a Reverend Ray Collins reminding him just time
to turn so you don't burn John Boy and Billy,
you'll keep them straight up.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Helly you Lindsey premise here.
Speaker 17 (38:19):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
You will.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
I thought it was buddy, Good morning, This make Shaw
(39:13):
on the radio, running through your Tuesday March the twenty six.
Uh so, Jack, you've been keeping up with Caitlyn Clark,
the woman's college basketball phenom.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
That set the scoring records. Yes, thank you, I'm about
I'm about had it.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
I mean, okay, y'all know, okay, look, I'm all for
women's back on my wife coach at the college level,
the women's basketball.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
You know that was about I have no problem with it,
but okay, I got it. Have you seen the commercial?
Speaker 5 (39:48):
All right? There's a commercial Storry Kitland Clark. It says
a place no athlete has ever gone before. That was
what they say on the commercial, and they run in
a lot of times. If you're watching the tournament, you'll
see it place athlete has never gone before? Really, So
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what about pistol Pete Marrivage. I've said before, I used
to wear floppy gray socks because he did. I thought
it would help me score more.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I don't know you got your wife?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Well, yes, all right away.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
I just have a little little problem with a place
no athlete has ever gone before, I mean, no woman.
What about Pistol Pete Marrivage. He went there before and
it only took him three years. There was no three
point line, there was no shot clock.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Just keep adding them up.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
Why harder, easier?
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yes, I'm saying it was harder for Pistol Pete Marrivage
back in the day.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
And how long ago was that?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
That was in the sixties.
Speaker 12 (40:59):
I think she's out on our league here, Tater, I'm
talking about I'm just gonna finish with saying somebody somewhere
is tired of this girl here.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, but you know, besides that, you know it, those
great jobs you're doing, real, real good.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
But no matter how many times you tell us that,
you ain't gonna gaslight us on that. All right, she
is the best score that the woman has ever done. Okay,
oh yeah, let's get the crocstaller. Let's get back to
some important stuff. Put the crocstalker in the newdest colony here.
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It's springtime, it's gonna be warm. Take him clothes off.
We'll get doing the big show rolls on.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I got the big show on the radio. Yeah, hang
on for the crocs talker getting ready to earn him.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Lose first.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Tell you what you can win if you beat the blonde.
We got the perfect out nor Combo prize. Pago one
year subscription to Marsey Oaks Gamekeepers Magazine plus some LS
tractor merch. If you go to lstractor USA dot com
you find your local dealer lero Why customers start blue
and stay blue Hang old playboard ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 15 (42:31):
Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife than
annoying the crap out of them.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Now, Dear Steve, thank you, loving, good night, Stay here
today we're in the glorious big country of me. Watch
that Colorado beasties we seek are a little different for
us this time. They're neither red nor dangerous. They congregate
in large groups called colonies, and are known for their characteristic, casual,
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laid back personalities. Of course, I'm referring to the exhibitum bear,
Butter's flap dangle, or the Great Western common. Nudistist is
unlike any other species. A bad looks like a bear,
eagle looks like an eagle. But nudists come in all
shapes and sizes and collars. There are great colonies of
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nudists all over the world. Ah, well, here we are.
We'll go on foot from here, barefoot, that is, in fact,
bear everything. If we're gonna mix in with a colony,
we'll have to be as inconspicuous as possible.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
So time to get on natural.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
And there we are.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Whoo, that's a little chili. I'm gonna have to be careful.
This terrain's a little inhospitable. We'll have to watch out
for dangerous wildlife like scorpions and rattlesnakes that are common
to this region.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
And speak of the devil. Easy boy, I'm just passing through.
That was close. That's the ruby Diamondback.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Its venom leaves its victims paralyzed yet fully awake from
up to six hours, and without a stitch of clothing on,
I've got no protection whatsoever. Not easy being a nudist.
Still nothing. Yeah, let's have a peek at what's over
this ridge. Oh, bengo, we're in luck, all be waggled
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an entire herd of nudists, all shaped, sizes and ages. Now,
let's see if I can infiltrate the herd. I just
need to be casual. It will not make any sudden movements.
Here goes nothing. I can't believe it on. Standing right
in the middle of a lot of them. Looks like
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they've separated into two groups, male and female. They seem
to be playing primitive games. The males are throwing some
sort of U shaped metal objects at some stakes in
the ground.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh great day.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
They're playing shoes and the females are hitting the round
object back and forth over a net.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Sort of looks like volleyball, only no uniforms. And sweet,
my Tilda, are they gorgeous? Somebody called my name yacks
most of them anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
I seem to have been spotted by one of the
colony elders, and she's coming this way. It's best to
stay perfectly still. Ain't that tall tann and naked? You
must be no around here. I think my cover has
been exposed. Something benex balled all right, but it ain't
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you all cover. I ain't never seen you ever bore,
and I'll never forget a face or be.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, must stay come whoo.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You could buy a quarter off of that backside. I
wonder what we could bounce off the front side.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
Down.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Baby, Wow, ain't nothing between us but an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
You ain't luck. I'm feeling a volable Abort the mission.
Abort the mission. Where are you going? We're about to
get jiggy with it. My only hope is to lose
myself among the men. But I better watch out for
those horseshoes FuG of people. Careful. I believe the term
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is ringer bamit. Let me go for the extra part.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
This is not working out of the way I expected,
so I gotta try to get back to the jeep.
I'll take this shortcut and swim across this little mountain lake.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Then we go.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Who that's cold?
Speaker 12 (46:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (46:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Whoa safe? At last that was closer. He almost had me.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Not exactly the results I was hoping for, hardly had
any time to study in them at all. I think
I'll get in the sun and warm up a bit.
They're not gonna move on down the line aways and
look for another colony.
Speaker 8 (47:11):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
He is just the thing, a great big rock, warm
by the sun. I'll take the chill out of your bones.
Little trick or I learned from our reptile friends. Ah, Oh,
much better you know in the wild, snakes love to
find a big flat ruck to lay on and bask
in the sunlight. Look that one there for example. Oh crikey,
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it's a ruby diamondback and right on the caista.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh this is ben.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I can find some way to draw out that venom.
I'm gonna be laying on this rock. Easy pray for
any manner of wildlife. Yes, oh, maak of the devil,
want to help me work all my breasttroke. Well, look
me there, Nate bite right, but we gonna do something
by that.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Oh yeah, venom starting to take a fec. Gotta get
back to the jeep.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh relax, baby, I got my fresh aid badge and
snake bite. She's gonna be all right. The first thing
we gotta do is keep you warm, you don't go
into shock.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Good idea. Since I don't have a blanket, I guess
I just have to use my fight, love your body.
Speaker 18 (48:30):
Oh, and this night, you gonna be fine baby. In
about six an hour, I'm sure we'll find some way
to pass the time.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Maybe Prinsley will come by and put me out of
one miser No, baby, we're about to get jiggy with it.
Speaker 15 (48:53):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
crocodile socker.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Ooh you poor.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Things, look like that Ben have had other side.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Of the The water was cold.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
The water was cold.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Ah, good work. Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Big show. You told free line across America. We'll get
a contestant play next.
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you mag It's time to button
your yap. Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey he's adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Heys play Yeah, you blake. I'm just gonna talk to
the music.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Program director would call this milking the post, and.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Milk a post with a messy Well, you got to
make showing the radio and all of our glory with this.
March the twenty six, what only two shopping days left
until my birthday?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That falls this third? Oh, no Friday, No Thursday? I
got my days mixed up, dude, Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
His birthday is Thursday, Thursday?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Not is the twenty eight every year?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It is Thursday every year?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh yeah, March twenty eight. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll
figure that out a couple of years from really not knowing.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well, you know, Easter's coming. You can hide your own eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Maybe next year I'll look forward to that.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Maybe I need to hire me a Easter bunny, you know,
like Biden has, you know, when he's out and you
have an Easter bunny to tell him which way to go.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Hey, look at it, look over here, over.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Here, that's good man.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well we'll have some fun here headed toward Easter weekend.
So we have determined it is March the twenty sixth
today National Nugat Day. Y'all. Anytime you see a nugat,
you know that's gonna be good. That can be soft
and chewy, or sometimes hard and crunchy, the kind of
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candy stuff you know, made by whipping egg whites together
and adding honey or sugar. If you'd like to make
your own nugot.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Today they get.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Three Musketeers not a fan, no, but see they get
a bad rap.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's a good candy bar.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Three Musketeers. I'm trying to get it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's basically a Snickers without the peanuts and the caramel.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Okay, so it's nothing like a Snickers. You know, it's
chocolate and nugget. Even see it in their ad?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What about that?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
All?
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Right?
Speaker 10 (02:54):
Well?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
What about spinach? Just National Spinach Day? That won't go
good with a new got.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
It's basically like a sneaker Snicker farm with at nougat,
the chocolate.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Did y'all eat spinach when you were kids?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
But probably not the girls there, But because Pope did
and it got strong.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
No, I ate it because my mom told me to.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Basically I wanted to watch TV. That's why I So
would you do that?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Would you pop up in a can of spinach and
just try to just house there?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not a can?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I would tell Mama, we got these spinach a little
bit strong like Papa.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
She found me someoney, She told me it was spinach.
All right.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Let's see Epilepsy Awareness Day, all right. You you see somebody
wearing the color purple. You know, we talk about colors
representing stuff that you want to know about disease wise.
So uh, I guess epilepsi is one purple day?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Uh, it's American Diabetes Association Alert Day. So this is
one day wake up call and forms the American public
about these eeriousness of diabetes, encourages all to take the
diabetes risk test and learn about your family's history of diabetes.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, got that diabets.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, so I have very good news. Man, my what
is the day one? Yeah? Dropped a point two points
since my last test.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So what is it now ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know. Doctor has said that's good if it
goes down, you know, Okay, I got it.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
We got three dates in history saved up. Those will
be very important. We'll tell you about our prize pack
that that will depend on you getting through three categories.
It sounds harder than it is. Really we'll walk in
through it. We're awake now, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. First prize pack
we play for today A Ball's Not prize pack. Yeah,
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Speaker 3 (05:14):
You listen right here and win it right now.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
March the twenty six, it was nineteen seventy three a
game debuted on CBSTV entitled the ten thousand Dollars Pyramid.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Now, is that what like we base worthy word off of?
Basically yes?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
That that's right?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sure enough, Just not with all these strict rules or
a ten thousand dollars not true. Oh three, Tony Evans
of Swansea Wells dropped the world's largest rubber bandball out
of an airplane over the Mohave Desert in Arizona to
see if it would bounce.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What do y'all think it did? It bounced.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
I'm gonna think it made a hole in the sand.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, it did not bounce the one ton record breaking ball.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is that heavy?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
It took twenty seconds to drop a mile and stayed
firmly rooted in the crater it created.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yes, stater, you win.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Have you dropped it on some pavement?
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Poor Tony Evans has spent five years building his rubber
band ball. Well, all right, so he was free to
do other things after the state.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
District ladies, he's nailble.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And finally was on his date.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
In twenty nineteen, state of emergency declared in Rockland County,
New York due to measles epidemic with unvaccinated children banned
from public spaces for thirty days after one hundred and
fifty three cases. So that was like five years ago
on this date, and now they're having another because of
the illegals that they're letting in over.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The bold jordon over the border. You know, y'all don't
go and go argue with me about that? How about that?
Speaker 10 (07:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I choose not to argue about things I don't know
a lot about.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Wow, you're gonna start now, huh? All right? Perfect?
Speaker 12 (07:15):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Wait what time is it?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And March theyll all got last. Let's see.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, just think about diseases on that final one and uh,
there's our categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
free line. Come on, we'll play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Good morning. That's a big showing already.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Rely to you Tuesday and today's feature track for the
Big Show bed Box Robe you by the Coca Coma
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Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oliver, He's got waves of living up a funeral.
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There's your key words funerals take to seeing the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com last night.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
John Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're playing.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Outburst, have a hurry up and guest time you love
the best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Let's say, hey, the Dale from ninety six South Carolina,
we have a shot. Come on in there, Dal, coming
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in hot out of ninety six. I like that. So now,
so ninety six South Carolina, I've heard about it. I've
never seen the sign. Is it the number or is
it spelled out ninety six?
Speaker 15 (09:24):
It's spelled out ninety six?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
All right?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Technically either way it's a number.
Speaker 15 (09:29):
Yeah, either way?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
What is the what is how do you get a
city named ninety six? This is I'm perplexed.
Speaker 15 (09:37):
There's a lot of different ways, or a lot of
different stories about it, but it was I thinking one
of them was it was ninety six miles from Camden
way back in I think seventeen hundred one of the
Indians and all though.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
When they were going to the staple Chase.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, on ninety six miles.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
All right, Well, Dal, we're pulling for you right now,
the most famous resident out of ninety six here on.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
The Big show. You ready to go?
Speaker 15 (10:10):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
In five seconds, give us three TV game shows?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Ready go?
Speaker 15 (10:18):
Got a hunt on dollar pyramids. Jeffrey, my mama's favorite will.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Fortune, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
All right, now they give us three things made out
of rubber.
Speaker 15 (10:30):
Ready go, you got bracelets, tires, and rubber bands.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
All right, and for the win, three diseases caused by
a virus.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Ready go, h.
Speaker 15 (10:46):
Litle coal the old COVID nineteen.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
A smooth man.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products made in the USA.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Head down to ninety six for you.
Speaker 15 (11:03):
All right, My grandson will be happy with that.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We're bump the worker.
Speaker 15 (11:08):
Now you hang on, buddy, Yes up, shout.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Out, go ahead, Oh no, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 15 (11:14):
Shout out to my kids Anastasia Kemp, Jamie and Carol
grandson Joshua, granddaughter Katie into the ninety six lady Wildcats
Go Cats softball team.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right, damn, good work there, buddy, That ain't right there.
Bottom of the hour, top of your news. Hey, quick
call our agent Murray. Make sure he's working hard for us,
for say this morning, good morning. Let's make show on
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the radio a saying my quick call of night agent
Murray for saying this morning.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Hello, and thank you for calling. They'll have turn Incorporated.
Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed. Yes again.
You can navigate our new menu with the touchdown keypad,
or you can say the name of the item you
wish to select. To book a client press or say
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two got it? For security purposes, please enter or say
you are sixteen digit client ID TAD what code not recognized?
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Me?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Kidding me?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Code not recognized. You may also say your customer password,
which was sent to you by text message?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, like I can get a text message.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
I didn't be concerned. Welcome back, Timbo.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Do you.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Now in a few words, tell me what you're calling about.
You can say things like am I ever going to
get another job? Or it's been six months? Where's my money? Okay?
Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Uh, just checking in with Murray, although at this point
I have no idea why got it?
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Pleade while returns for your call. All of our representatives
are currently engaged. It'll heart round of candy calls. Please
stay on the line you call the answer to send
as either clear all the jelly on the slow or
run out of line.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
This is unbelievable and I think we need a new agent.
Speaker 10 (14:05):
I got.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I found that might moose things love. Listen, what's up
with a new phone systemwhere?
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Well?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Did you hear that Donald Trump got hacked by anonymous
that group of evil computer nerds.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yeah, they like stolen's phone number and his social security numbers.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
And stuff exactly. And since Red Hot's political Action Committee
Latino's for Trump is officially connected to the Trump campaign,
the Trump people send us a new voicemail computer system
that has extra tight security.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Oh great, I could barely get you on the phone
with the old extra loose security.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Which means you're more protected than ever before.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
You're alcohol murray.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
If evil computer nerds can hack Donald Trump, what chance
do you have?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Oh? Please? How hard do you think it was to
hack Donald Trump? You know it is master password wise.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Let me get Donald Trump, see what I mean.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
But don't worry. We're totally secure now. Oh by the way,
now that it's been on the radio, I guess I
need to change your voicemail password.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You know this sucks.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
You know this sucks. That's not bad. Actually we might
need to change the s's in sucks to five. Oh wait,
now everybody knows that one too.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
About it sounds like you're gonna be spending your whole
day changing people's passwords.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Of course, not relax, babe. Around here, it's still all
about you. Still, absolutely nothing is more important to me
than the success of Oh hold on, babe, pick a
name on the other line. Ye still, now, Tom Cruise,
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 13 (15:44):
Wait wait, wait, Tom Cruise, yep.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
I hear he's finally gonna do that sequel to Top Gun.
This is gonna be Wait a minute, that's not Tom Cruise,
it's Ted Cruise.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Still, get in here.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
And show me how to make the front megger on
the caller ID and tell Ted Cruz the Top Gun
thing is a no go.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
All, Jimbo, I gotta go.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Let's do them thing later. Have you a machine called
my machine? And get my lit to Bobby that's Bailly
into and Jimbo what call me?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Good morning? It's big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Tuesday, March twenty six, twin Dad twin day four. We're
about twenty minutes away. What to watch from the desk
of Taedertainment News. Right now, it's time for the Diary
of Harry Bucy. Dear Diary, this is Gary Obucy.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
At least that was I was calling myself.
Speaker 16 (17:11):
Over the weekend, Crazy Frankie and I celebrated Saint Patrick's
Day like never before. Usually I saved myself for Sinko Demayo,
but this year I was sweet on this little Irish
chikita named the Lassie mckhaygis. I had my heart set
on sham rocking her world, but I didn't have her
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number or her address. But I knew she was going
to be partying in the neighborhood. So the Crazy One
and I went on a pub crawl in West Hollywood
emphasis on crawl.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Green bear, green bear, sticking in your green.
Speaker 16 (17:46):
Rear, feeling frisken, give me whiskey, payin in the bushes.
First off on the list was Little Wee Willie Whiskers,
owned by a buddy of mine Irish Jewish little person
named Willie o' Weintraub. He was a stunt man for
them Lord of the Rings Pictures and was a stand
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in for Stuart Little. He was selling half pints for
a half buck and had a bunch of the tables
in the place pulled back and Leprechaun Wrastling set up
in the middle. We decided to take a Gander while
I was scoping the room for my future ex missus Musty.
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First match was Dinky Old Tripod squaring off against Shardy
MX kid Marks. It wasn't a fair fright from the
get go. Shardi kept grabbing his shelley and poking Dinky
in the dinky The old ref was about as useless
as a condoment a convent, so I had to step in,
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and I had just enough logger in my tank to
feel froggy, so I jumped in the ring to lay
down the law. Unfortunately Sharnie, he was less than reasonable.
The last thing I remember was him using my pot
of gold as a speed bag. I took that as
a sign to move on. Come here, little feller, gonna
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teach you a lesson. I'm the wrong feller to be messing.
Next thing, you know, I'm a sopraner because a munchkin
is wailing on my manner. Once my voice come down
back to normal, we walked a couple of blocks over
to Rosie o'waite's, an Irish pub for big girls. Sign
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in the window said happy Saint Fatty's Day. When I
burst in the door, I suddenly forgot about Lassie Mick,
what's their nubbins? It was like I died and gone
to fair skinned, red haired, freckled cleavage heaven. They was
all out there on the floor doing Irish jigs in
that river dance, high stepping and I don't know what all.
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It was a perfect time to un each the legendary
beauty Boogey. I was gyrating and toad tapping and singing
along with the music, and you got.
Speaker 13 (20:08):
We was a hit.
Speaker 16 (20:10):
We was riding the herd on a bevy of beefy
beauties from the Emerald Isle.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (20:18):
On the way off the door, I finally saw my
fair lady Lasslie macaigis making out with Shardy mcskid marks
between shots of Glen Livid out of his curly toad shoe.
So to get even, I went back to Deadie Kennedy's
and hooked up with some walleyed Irish vampire was spare
tires in her ear lobes and a tattoo of a
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naked Liam Neeson Field dressing a clown. Well Diary, I
got this ski doe crazy Frankie and I are going
to sneak into Colin Farrell's trailer and put exploding caps
in his lucky strikes.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Until next time.
Speaker 16 (20:58):
Diary x'es and o's Gary Obusie.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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We'll playfore ten minutes. We're right now from the desk
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Speaker 3 (23:28):
Here's Marsa Taylor all.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Right, as right as you're right. Top five movies this weekend.
Ghostbusters Frozen Empire opened in first place. They earned forty
five point two million this weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
We're good.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's the ole original Ghostbusters.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
There's a few of them in there.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah yeah, well, I mean, well, I guess there's true
you can't have fl remis, but all of them there.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's it looks I mean, I've only seen
the trailers for it, but it looks really good.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Well, it's gotta be better than others. When they were
trying to make Melissa McCarthy star and everything, no matter
how bad it was, there was another.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
One, Ghostbusters after Life, after that one, and that one
was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah, you should I mean it takes more of a
dark turn, more like real ghosts, kind of dark ghosts.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Dune Part two came in second place, The Worm Movie.
I know there's more to it than just the worms,
but Worm Movie. Third place was Kung Fu Panda Jack
Black as Po, Fourth place was Immaculate, and fifth was
Arthur the King, the Mark Wahlberg movie about the dog
and it goes on the adventure with the team Dog movie.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Coming out this Friday, Godzilla Kong the New Empire.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So they're teaming up.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
They are teaming up.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
They battle together against a mysterious antagonistic force. And it
also focuses on the previously untowed origins untold origins of
the Titans and Skull Island. Wow and so as they're
reportedly long sequences of dialogue, free action. You just watch
the monsters, especially Kong. He's found his home in Hollow Earth,
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but he's a little lonely, so we see that he's lonely.
They also introduced several new Titans, including scar King and
a mini Kong named Sukle like a little a little
King Kong. Streaming this week that you can catch. Hulu
has DC League of Superpets. It's a movie, and it's
(25:29):
an animated action superhero comedy movie based on the superpets
of various DC superheroes such as Batman and Superman.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
The Nephews gave that four stars.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yes, Amazon Prime Video has Minions The Rise of Grew.
So this film is the second Minions prequel to the
Despicable Me franchise and revolves around an eleven year old
Grew who attempts to become a supervillain with the help
of the Minions. So Steve Carell voices the eleven year
old group as well. So you haven't watched any of
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the millions.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
That's not the little tree guy that was that's Cruse.
That's yeah. I hadn't really taken the time to get
to know that.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Joe.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
You need to watch you a groove movie. Yeh, all right,
that's to watch.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You missed her.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Geez, she's strict. But let's get us a winner. Let's
play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here. According
to the National Safety Council, this is the number one
cause of fires in American homes today.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
No, what is lighting?
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Firts?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
No? See I was right? What ain't a hundred bigs
Show You told free line.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Come on, we played John boyd Jepardy Next Good Tuesday Morning,
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Take it out the bit Box, out the Big Show
dot common Right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says
at his funeral he wants a closed casket service and
at the end of the service, he wants the ordering
us to play pop goes the weasel, just so everybody
you know he's John Boy, Like.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
You know, that's a the Howard out of Florence, South Carolina.
Good morning, Howard, Good morning, John Boy. Hello buddy, alright, Howard,
you first up, you can claim this Southern East pets
back right here. According to the National Safety Council, this
is the number one cause of fires in American homes today.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
What you got, Howard, that would be cooking? You say cooking?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
You and you know what's interesting about that fact is
the Safety Council also mentions that you shouldn't drink while
you cook because that is where a lot of the fires.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
At it from.
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Yeah, I would think lighting parts might be there.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Cooking number one.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Let's just do.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
We got the top five calls and fires in American
homes today heating equipment, including fireplaces. There's one electrical devices
or wiring. Number four candles, yep, another thing. And number
five is smoking, not just places but humans.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
It's funny, I mean a lot, not too long ago,
maybe twenty years ago. Smoking was that number one.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Well, with the advent of quit smoking, it helped the
fire causes. All right, good man, So we can't see
another smoking related accident. And look at you, Howard Southern
East Pets back head down to Florence.
Speaker 12 (29:43):
For you.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Exactly. Olso all right, we're gonna jump out, catch you
up on your news.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
We got Marvin upstair tech talk. Right on the other side.
There's a Reverend better Red Collins Easter message. Good morning,
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it's Big shawing the radio about twenty minutes away, my man,
the Reverend Bitter Red College heading the Easter weekend.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Right now, turn it over tomorrow, man, y'all. What's up?
How y'all doing all right?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Man?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Hey man, I just got.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Back from the super Bowl last weekend, MP Arizona.
Speaker 14 (30:57):
Let me tell you. If there's a wider place on
her I don't know nothing about it. Okay, this place
is so white. I stopping at Taco Bell, look behind
the counter. Not a brother in a paper hat in sight.
It was the first time I've been on a plane
in a while, and the friend of mine told me
they had beefed up the security at all the airport.
Speaker 13 (31:16):
Oh yeah, travel lately?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 14 (31:19):
The only thing look beefed up at this particular airport
was the baggage. Guys was even fatter than they was
the last time I flew. I did see they put
us some new signs. Though this airport has initiated additional security,
you may experience slight delays.
Speaker 13 (31:34):
Whoa, well, that ought have happened that she heites quaking in.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
The I mean they still got the same sad looking
bunch at the X ray machine, if you know what
I'm saying. Did you ever see anybody who looked less
into their job than these people at the X ray machine?
Speaker 13 (31:49):
If y'all are trying for a visual intimidation. It ain't happening.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:54):
See people look like they've just been turned down for
tickets to a rolanda tape and you know what I'm saying. See,
when I think of security, I want to see some
crazy Steven Sigar looking dudes standing there. Not surely from
what's happening, because sometimes they make you go through that
grueling pre flight interview.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, that really weeds out the terrorists. So sir, did
you pack your own bags before coming to the airport?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Well?
Speaker 14 (32:19):
No, actually it was Comal, my Libyan houseboy. He rushed
right in after his weekly Islamic Jie Hodman. Don't speak
much English, but he's a baggage packing So the good
Now here's another good one. They asked you, sir, are
you carrying anything on board that was given to you
by a stranger?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (32:40):
I'll say what, Look, I don't even want to carry
my own bags to the airport. Okay, i't exactly met
a whole lot of people since I've been here.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
I can't even get the skycap to talk to I mean,
what is next? This line for people with bombs only?
Speaker 14 (32:55):
And then they arrest the dudes that move over, or
maybe we could like get Bugsney and Elma fudd in
and trip him up with that rapid seasoned duck sason.
I mean, if some dude is hell bent on getting
a bomb on an airplane to strike a blow against
the Great Satan, I think he's more than a match
for a fat guy in a polyester blazer making it
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four or fifty.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
An hours, y'all think about it. I'm Marvin webbson.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
All right, let's say good morning to the rail Good morning,
big show.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
Well, good morning nerd, young boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out they're in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Gospel, Preecultural Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road were friends.
Easter is a coming up, the day the Christian Church
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commemorates the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ by having
a feller in a rabbit cost you hid a bunch
of plastic eggs in the bushes and make the younger
hunt firm. Tell you truth. It ain't never made much
sense to me neither all. But now the powers that
be in the modern United States have decided even that
(34:38):
scenario is way to religious. Some of the local politicians
in Ohio was worried to death that hearing the words
Easter egg hunt might call some broad minded scientific atheist
types to get their feelings hurt. So they've changed the
name of their Sunday Morning Shindy to the Spring egg Hunts.
(35:04):
That's red beloved. First they kick Christ out of Christmas.
Now they're up to knock the Easter Bunny up for
his throng. And this kind of mess is going on
all over the country lately. While out in California, the
government don't even allow folks to call them the Easter
Bunny no more. Since about two thousand and three, the
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big feller at their event every year has been known
as the Spring Bunny. Ain't that special? And here's a
good one. A sixteen year old doing a school project
that involved a bunch of third graders this month, and
her big plan was for them to have an Easter
egg hunt at the end of it. The teacher says, well,
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that'll be fine, but you can't call them Easter eggs.
So the third grader's gonna be out in the yard
hunting something called spring spears. Take that all you would,
Bible beaters. Good Lord nos, I hate to tell you
broad minded atheists your business. But number one, an egg
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is not the same thing as a spear. A spear
is round like a basketball. An egg is egg shaped
like an egg. Number two, the Easter buddy ain't got
a lick of religious significance to Christians, So if you're
trying to pick a fight with the church people, this
is about the dumbest way in the work. Oh and
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by the way, the news is not all bad. The
government folks out there in Ohio got a bunch of
upset phone calls about their Spring egg hunt nonsense. So
a few days later, some real estate man in town
put up six hundred dollars out of his own pocket
to pay for it. That took all the public money
(36:53):
out of the deal, so they was able to change
the name back to Easter egg hunts. Personally, i'd rather
seen this feller stand up for the Lord instead of
the Easter bunny. But I reckon, you gotta take a
win where you can get one. And speaking of Easter,
I'd like to invite whosoever will to come here the
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true reason for the season this Sunday morning at eleven
o'clock am here at the church building, our soul stern
Resurrection Sunday message will be followed by Easter pot luck
dinner on the grounds. If you don't believe in the Lord,
now you just might after you get a bite of
Myrtle Humphrey's legendary buttermilk fried chicken. It's good enough to
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make even the most hardcore unbeliever holler, Praise the Lord
and pass the mash potatoes. Always an open door and
a double douce of that God's honest truth coming your way.
At the Sword of Joshua, Independent full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Three on the Prekish Road.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
And here's a Reverend Ray Collins reminding him just time
to turn so you don't burn John Boy and Billy,
you'll keep them straight up.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Helly you Lindsey premise here.
Speaker 17 (38:19):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
You will.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
I thought it was buddy, Good morning, This make Shaw
(39:13):
on the radio, running through your Tuesday March the twenty six.
Uh so, Jack, you've been keeping up with Caitlyn Clark,
the woman's college basketball phenom.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
That set the scoring records. Yes, thank you, I'm about
I'm about had it.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
I mean, okay, y'all know, okay, look, I'm all for
women's back on my wife coach at the college level,
the women's basketball.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
You know that was about I have no problem with it,
but okay, I got it. Have you seen the commercial?
Speaker 5 (39:48):
All right? There's a commercial Storry Kitland Clark. It says
a place no athlete has ever gone before. That was
what they say on the commercial, and they run in
a lot of times. If you're watching the tournament, you'll
see it place athlete has never gone before? Really, So
(40:09):
what about pistol Pete Marrivage. I've said before, I used
to wear floppy gray socks because he did. I thought
it would help me score more.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I don't know you got your wife?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Well, yes, all right away.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
I just have a little little problem with a place
no athlete has ever gone before, I mean, no woman.
What about Pistol Pete Marrivage. He went there before and
it only took him three years. There was no three
point line, there was no shot clock.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Just keep adding them up.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
Why harder, easier?
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yes, I'm saying it was harder for Pistol Pete Marrivage
back in the day.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
And how long ago was that?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
That was in the sixties.
Speaker 12 (40:59):
I think she's out on our league here, Tater, I'm
talking about I'm just gonna finish with saying somebody somewhere
is tired of this girl here.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, but you know, besides that, you know it, those
great jobs you're doing, real, real good.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
But no matter how many times you tell us that,
you ain't gonna gaslight us on that. All right, she
is the best score that the woman has ever done. Okay,
oh yeah, let's get the crocstaller. Let's get back to
some important stuff. Put the crocstalker in the newdest colony here.
(41:47):
It's springtime, it's gonna be warm. Take him clothes off.
We'll get doing the big show rolls on.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I got the big show on the radio. Yeah, hang
on for the crocs talker getting ready to earn him.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Lose first.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Tell you what you can win if you beat the blonde.
We got the perfect out nor Combo prize. Pago one
year subscription to Marsey Oaks Gamekeepers Magazine plus some LS
tractor merch. If you go to lstractor USA dot com
you find your local dealer lero Why customers start blue
and stay blue Hang old playboard ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 15 (42:31):
Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife than
annoying the crap out of them.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Now, Dear Steve, thank you, loving, good night, Stay here
today we're in the glorious big country of me. Watch
that Colorado beasties we seek are a little different for
us this time. They're neither red nor dangerous. They congregate
in large groups called colonies, and are known for their characteristic, casual,
(42:57):
laid back personalities. Of course, I'm referring to the exhibitum bear,
Butter's flap dangle, or the Great Western common. Nudistist is
unlike any other species. A bad looks like a bear,
eagle looks like an eagle. But nudists come in all
shapes and sizes and collars. There are great colonies of
(43:17):
nudists all over the world. Ah, well, here we are.
We'll go on foot from here, barefoot, that is, in fact,
bear everything. If we're gonna mix in with a colony,
we'll have to be as inconspicuous as possible.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
So time to get on natural.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
And there we are.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Whoo, that's a little chili. I'm gonna have to be careful.
This terrain's a little inhospitable. We'll have to watch out
for dangerous wildlife like scorpions and rattlesnakes that are common
to this region.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
And speak of the devil. Easy boy, I'm just passing through.
That was close. That's the ruby Diamondback.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Its venom leaves its victims paralyzed yet fully awake from
up to six hours, and without a stitch of clothing on,
I've got no protection whatsoever. Not easy being a nudist.
Still nothing. Yeah, let's have a peek at what's over
this ridge. Oh, bengo, we're in luck, all be waggled
(44:24):
an entire herd of nudists, all shaped, sizes and ages. Now,
let's see if I can infiltrate the herd. I just
need to be casual. It will not make any sudden movements.
Here goes nothing. I can't believe it on. Standing right
in the middle of a lot of them. Looks like
(44:45):
they've separated into two groups, male and female. They seem
to be playing primitive games. The males are throwing some
sort of U shaped metal objects at some stakes in
the ground.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh great day.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
They're playing shoes and the females are hitting the round
object back and forth over a net.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Sort of looks like volleyball, only no uniforms. And sweet,
my Tilda, are they gorgeous? Somebody called my name yacks
most of them anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
I seem to have been spotted by one of the
colony elders, and she's coming this way. It's best to
stay perfectly still. Ain't that tall tann and naked? You
must be no around here. I think my cover has
been exposed. Something benex balled all right, but it ain't
(45:38):
you all cover. I ain't never seen you ever bore,
and I'll never forget a face or be.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, must stay come whoo.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You could buy a quarter off of that backside. I
wonder what we could bounce off the front side.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
Down.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Baby, Wow, ain't nothing between us but an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
You ain't luck. I'm feeling a volable Abort the mission.
Abort the mission. Where are you going? We're about to
get jiggy with it. My only hope is to lose
myself among the men. But I better watch out for
those horseshoes FuG of people. Careful. I believe the term
(46:31):
is ringer bamit. Let me go for the extra part.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
This is not working out of the way I expected,
so I gotta try to get back to the jeep.
I'll take this shortcut and swim across this little mountain lake.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Then we go.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Who that's cold?
Speaker 12 (46:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (46:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Whoa safe? At last that was closer. He almost had me.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Not exactly the results I was hoping for, hardly had
any time to study in them at all. I think
I'll get in the sun and warm up a bit.
They're not gonna move on down the line aways and
look for another colony.
Speaker 8 (47:11):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
He is just the thing, a great big rock, warm
by the sun. I'll take the chill out of your bones.
Little trick or I learned from our reptile friends. Ah, Oh,
much better you know in the wild, snakes love to
find a big flat ruck to lay on and bask
in the sunlight. Look that one there for example. Oh crikey,
(47:37):
it's a ruby diamondback and right on the caista.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh this is ben.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I can find some way to draw out that venom.
I'm gonna be laying on this rock. Easy pray for
any manner of wildlife. Yes, oh, maak of the devil,
want to help me work all my breasttroke. Well, look
me there, Nate bite right, but we gonna do something
by that.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Oh yeah, venom starting to take a fec. Gotta get
back to the jeep.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh relax, baby, I got my fresh aid badge and
snake bite. She's gonna be all right. The first thing
we gotta do is keep you warm, you don't go
into shock.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Good idea. Since I don't have a blanket, I guess
I just have to use my fight, love your body.
Speaker 18 (48:30):
Oh, and this night, you gonna be fine baby. In
about six an hour, I'm sure we'll find some way
to pass the time.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Maybe Prinsley will come by and put me out of
one miser No, baby, we're about to get jiggy with it.
Speaker 15 (48:53):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
crocodile socker.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Ooh you poor.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Things, look like that Ben have had other side.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Of the The water was cold.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
The water was cold.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Ah, good work. Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Big show. You told free line across America. We'll get
a contestant play next.
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