August 19, 2025 • 45 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Rev. Sincere and Goober find an amazing golf ball.. - We uncover a lost audition tape from Jim Morrison trying out for The Monkeys.. - Tater unwraps a new list of What to Watch.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes to his pulpit and rails on Superman.. - Dub is teed off at his favorite golf course.. - Mark Packer dials up the heat on the NCAA,, - We’ll remember when Hoyt & Delbert took jobs with the Exxon Valdez cleanup.. - and Marvin Webster points out potential racism in the first Jurassic Park movie…
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Say hey your Tuesday morning, or whoever's next to you,
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If you wanted you.
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I know we're in August the nineteenth, twenty five.
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I'm going back kids back in school around here.
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I'll be careful that down the roads when the sun
comes up or no, a lot of kids that bus
stop was still dark in the morning.
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Glad I'm not a.
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Ohio on this date in eighteen seventy one.
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And then, of course you know our North.
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Carolina license plate we have first in flight because that's
where it happened, Kill Devil Hills on the outer banks
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There didn't have wind in.
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Dayton, Ohio, all right, so we went with the wind.
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Okay, they couldn't afford it.
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They got at a big old fan like the like
we do with the with the boats in Louisiana down
on the on the swamps man airboats.
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Would that you see? He's a thinker. Get Troy on
the phone.
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Oh that kids, So you did this big tribute to
Rable right and really said nothing about orble Right at all.
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Orble Right. He and his brother Wilburg, Yeah, made that airplane.
They were running a bicycle shopping Dayton, Ohio. Right, you
couldn't get it off the ground. They have been a plane.
Go to North Carolina, Kill Devil Hills. You know where
John Boy will fall down that sand dune later in life.
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Okay, fine, did they find anybody?
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Oh no, I think it's I think it's all right
to get up there and walk on the that's I mean,
you're not supposed to, you know, walk on noons, like
right at the ocean. But this was, you know, back
off away from the the ocean.
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Had been low tide moving along. No, I didn't see
a notion anywhere around there. Okay, I don't.
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Think you saw in front of you.
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So if we could move on.
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Yes, we're the National Potato Day, okay, Potato tatter and
then the National soft ice Cream Day as well. All right, yeah,
old good old soft served ice cream. You said you
found someone down in a grocery store.
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Yeah, in the front, in the freezer section.
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It's made by Blue Bunny, Blue Soft Serve, and they.
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Live up to the knee about that.
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It is literally you could eat with a spoon right
from the curtain.
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Man.
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Good, we're living in a wonderful time.
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All right. Well, we got three days in this are
saved up. That will be what we're going to do
about ice cream.
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of them all Hall of Fame radio shows like this
big show right here. Three days in history where we
got our categories. It was nineteen oh nine. August nineteenth
a dirt track in Indianapolis was open for the testing
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of automobiles. This track later became the Indianapolis Speedway site.
So the Indianapolis five hundred nineteen o nine.
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About that yum, yum, yum, it was my car sent
Oh did you go very good?
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Thanks?
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Nineteen eighty seven Consumer reporter David Horowitz was held at
gunpoint on camera. Oh yeah, I remember this during a
newscast in Burbank, California. He was forced to read the
assailant's rambling note. Yep, and the program was taken off
the air until police could get the gunman off the
set and Horowitz was unharmed.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Yeah, they convinced the bad guy that they were still
on the air. So Horowitz actually did finish reading it. It
took nine minutes and it was a rambling note from
a mad mind.
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So right, So, uh, I've done that before.
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Convinced somebody in here that we were actually on the
air when we were remember that, Yes, I do. And
nobody was even holding a gun to me, and everybody
played along.
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That'll be in the book. And finally, on this date, No.
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Two, the South African driver survived a shooting when the
bullet lodged in.
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A wad of money in his jacket pocket.
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The victim was attacked outside the bank where it just
collected about one thousand dollars, and he told police he
realized hid been shot when he found a hole in
his pocket and the bullet was in the wad of money.
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Yeah, you do it like it looks like you got more.
Get it all in ones.
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Well, there you go.
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Talk to somebody.
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Give us the way, Okay, alright, let's get you go.
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Go Indianapolis, Charlotte, Bristol.
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sports recorder? Okay, all right, weather fu fort it man?
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Now three pieces of clothes you find holes?
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Ready go.
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Underwear church short, let me check.
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Got a shipher we can't get off on the other side.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Uh huh. We're gonna have fun on and around the
golf course this morning. Oh, there's all bringing in a reven.
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Goom be loved.
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We're canthered here today on the child boy head Billy,
big big, really big show with Coomber you're master of Huberoids.
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And my lovely sister Coomberett is old organ.
Speaker 17 (12:00):
Yeah goombarettes always held Ernie's organ does he couldn't, gud.
Speaker 12 (12:05):
Brett, you ain't always who why I was talking about Ernie.
Speaker 17 (12:09):
Kate and b here Today he's had business shut is
and so he sent his organist Gubarette, who happens to
be my lovely sister. Oh good, she's a talented one
in the family, says Ernie's not here to introduce me.
Do you think you could give me a little a
little musical introduction there?
Speaker 12 (12:29):
Hey, wait a minute, I ain't never been to false impresson.
Oh maybe just to visit friends.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thanks for nothing.
Speaker 17 (12:39):
Light before before he gets started, Guobarette, could you do
me a favorite? Just dance over and slap Rayford for
me one time place?
Speaker 12 (12:47):
All right, I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Right.
Speaker 12 (12:53):
I like the way you do that. And uh who
else he's slapping?
Speaker 17 (12:56):
Oh look at Randy in that outfit, John boy, how
about you dancing over slapping Randy? Okay, appreciate it. Oh,
I've been out playing golf, you know, it ain't nothing,
ain't nothing. The fun's out there playing golf. Yeah, and
you hit that ball straight down the fair way, up
and down. Just Bernie Birdie, Birdie, Birdie all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm sure.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
Yeah, all right, thank you, Guberretta. Appreciate it.
Speaker 17 (13:21):
Okay, now, but I have I have a funny story
for y'all if you can kind of try to pay
attention here, Okay, Gubarett, and you let me know if
I start just running over a little log. Okay, appreciate it. Wow,
it's out there playing golf with this boy. And he
brought out a ball. He said, Oh, goober, you ain't
gonna believe it's golf ball I got. He said, you
cannot lose this golf ball.
Speaker 12 (13:42):
This is a a modern sits miracle.
Speaker 17 (13:48):
Let me see, Gooberrett is starting to play a fourteen
minute song.
Speaker 12 (13:51):
I wonder if she's.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Trying to tell me something I don't know.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
That wasn't that Stevie Wadwood cusser. All right, listen, listen,
this is a good story. This guy brought out of
gold Boy.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He said, you can't lose this.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Now.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
If you hit it over the short.
Speaker 17 (14:02):
Rough, it lets out a beep it sound, it'll beat beat,
beat beat, So you can.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Walk right over to it.
Speaker 17 (14:07):
He said, if you hit this ball in the deep
rough in the woods, it'll send up smoke signals. Poof poof.
You can walk right over to it. He said, if
you hit this ball in the lake. If you hit
it in the water, it'll float back up to the top.
A flag will papa, and the wind will sell it
back over to the back to where you could pick
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it up. He said, this is a wonderful golf ball.
And I said, my goodness, Well, what story did you
get that golf ball from? He said, well, I didn't
bite I found it. Okay, five, go read You think
you knew any matter? Well, oh god, maybe later. We're
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at the time, I said, child, great friendy, whereund here?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Good morning, Alisam, make show on the radio, and here
we go.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, well, well, the long hot days of summer are
upon us.
Speaker 18 (15:40):
The days grow longer and the mercury rises to insufferable heights.
And along with the oppressive heat, the humidity is usually
one hundred percent. You can barely stand to be outside.
You think to yourself, how could it get any worse
than you see them? And it's worse. The fat people
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have come to the pool. Yes, the fat people have arrived.
With each hoofstep, the pool ripples with impact tremors like
I heard of pale, dimply dinosaurs. They thunder towards the
water's edge. It's like job of the Hut took his
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family on a summer vacation. But they're not alone. They've
got their squealing, chubby children in tow faces already smeared
with a hearty breakfast of melted Hershey's Kisses and Cheetos.
As the fat people take two or three normal spaces each,
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suddenly all that coveted towel space pool side begins to
disappear faster than the good bacon on the breakfast bar.
This doesn't include the additional acreage they claim with their
loaded coolers chuck full of Hogis and you Who's and
bite sized snickers, And well that's not altogether true. The
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snickers are full size to them, they only seem bite size.
But just taking up space isn't enough for these gelatinous giants.
They have the audacity to break the sanctity of God's
glorious sunny day by doing the unthinkable. That's right, they
stripped down to their bathing suits. Believe me when I
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say the dairy section of the Sam's Club has never
seen this much cottage cheese in one single place at
any time, Like the skin of an undercooked turkey. It
oozes from every opening of spandex material, already stretched beyond
accepted NASA limitations. Why if only Colonel Sanders could fry
thighs this big, he could end the world's hunger problem.
(17:57):
And what I knew the KFC joke would get the girl?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And what of the poor old sun? Could it be?
Speaker 18 (18:09):
There is no global warming, but just the Sun having
to work over time to tan the planet's ever growing
mountain of fish belly white epidermis. As you watch them
layering on gallon after gallon of man tan with paint rollers,
you secretly kick yourself for not buying that sunscreen stock. Then,
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like some sort of nightmarish SeaWorld spectacle, the fat people
get in the pool. You're suddenly aware that you're not
the only one staring. It's like a walrus battle royal,
all that splashing and sloshing and leaping out of the water.
Oh what you wouldn't give for a little kiosk nearby
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that sold feeder fish three for a dollar. But it's
not all fun and games. You don't have to be
a math wizard to realize when the fat people get
into the pool, the water comes out, and as the
bulbous bathers cavort, they are blissfully unaware of the regular
humans only feet from them being swept away on a
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huge cellulite tsunami, Struggling not to get tangled in the pool.
Furniture and parked cars also caught in the time. And
what about when they get out of the pool. The
absence of their presence will render the massive concrete receptacle
nearly vacant, save for the big greasy ring made up
of tanning lotion, mayonnaise, and sloughed skin. Don't worry, the
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rest of the guests won't have long to wait. The
pool will be full soon enough, ironically, thanks to the
fat people and the miracle of perspiration. As the sun
sets in that a pleasant teach you not to drink
water when you're in the pool. As the sun sets
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and the fat people wobble towards the exit, dragging empty
coolers and full children, the bodies of the slow and
unsuspecting unfortunate enough to be walking in front of them
suddenly stuck to the underside of their feet like discarded bubblegum.
The horror is nearly over for them. That is, I
won't be so lucky. I still have to take my
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wife's family out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That explains it.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, have
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (20:43):
Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just a lot of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish
movie star, and you'd be right. What's my secret? The
truth is I can't stop my day without listening to
the Big Show with John and Billy crush me. They're
a lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld ooho are.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's a big show on the radio, coming up from
the desk of Tayner Tayman us what to watch?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
And I was big in the theaters and streaming in
your living room.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And we're looking back on this date nineteen sixty eight,
August the nineteenth, The Monkeys last aired on NBC. Man,
so I was yet a little bit over the twelve
years old looked like when they went over.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Did y'all watch the markets day? What's for your time?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Did you have ordered?
Speaker 12 (22:15):
You know in syndication?
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I think they never got credit where credit is due.
I think they invented music video if.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
You know it pretty much so, yes, they did it
with their songs, right right. I love when I was
walking to the tide and then run back when it
would come up.
Speaker 19 (22:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
There were so funny, those monkeys, and they did the
auditions define the right monkeys. They weren't a group before
the TV show, that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
We like to look in depth at things like this,
and we did. Y'all know that Jim Morrison auditioned for
the monkeys. We got it right here.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
Roll that all right, that's Peter park Talk. Okay to
Peter talk. We'll be calling you later on there. Okay,
monkey's audition, his next fellow coming up here. Let's see.
We got Jimmy, Jimmy Morrison. Jim Morrison, come on, come
on in here, go ahead the start. What's what's wrong
with it me? He looks like he's on acid or something.
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Come on, you salabating on the freaking microphone. Let's get
we don't have all day? Okay, got it?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
You know the routine?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Here here we come walking down the street. Yaa da
da okay, okay, yeah, okay, hit the music here we
come marching down purple scarlets, encrusted pathways of pain and suffering.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
The lizard was flexible.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Jimmy, I sprang into the oat meal, Jim, Jim cut
the freaking me. Okay, Jas of the forest, Jim shut up. Okay, okay, okay.
Let's try. You have the last train to Clocksville.
Speaker 17 (23:51):
That's easy in that for you.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Okay, come on, Jim, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Take the last.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Train to Clark's.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
Still as there's spleen laid dying among.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
The cheeses, Jim, jim My, Hernie turns in fear, Jam
stop pink.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Cards, Jam shutdock, Hello moon, Jim shot worn stars, dam.
Speaker 17 (24:16):
Look, if you're gonna audition for the freaking monkeys, you're
gonna have to show us something.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
The audience is gonna like, Now, what are.
Speaker 18 (24:22):
You gonna do?
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Okay, uh, that'll be all mister Marson as sending the
Mickey rowlans. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy. We always go to we
get a winner. I mean, somebody can win one hundred
and twenty dollars where the bull snot cleaning products made
in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving and bull
snot make sure they look good doing it. You can
find bull snouted truck stops across America or download that
bull snot Abney hit the Big Show dot com. All right,
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I ain't gonna play for it in minutes?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Where right now?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
From the desk of Taylor Tayman newsus what to watch
and here's Marcy Taylor Moraight, Hello, what was.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Everybody watching at the box office? While I have the
top five movies from the weekend, Weapons held firm in
the number one spot for its second weekend in a row.
Weapons is the movie that stars Josh Brolin. Yeah, and
Amy Madigan speak of it.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I said his name.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
And it's that crime suspense movie where kids go missing
in the neighborhood. They all go missing at the same
time and kind of like the same place, and so
the community tries.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
To figure out where.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Okay, second place went to Disney's Freakier Friday that has
Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis in it, and it
was second place last week.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Second So there was the first movie like that years ago,
I mean the same one, was it? Jamie Lee Curtison?
That one Too, So it was kind of like revisiting Well.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah, it was kind of like this freak your Friday
Lynn see Lohanna and Jamie Lee Curtis that they they
switched places. They were a mom and daughter. Now it's like, uh,
they switched places with their friends or something like that.
There's different, but they still they still swap. Third place
went to Bob Odenkirk's Nobody Too. Oh yeah, Nobody ruins
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his vacation, so he's on vacation this time with the
family and.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Action.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I saw behind the scenes with that, and since Nobody
won again, they not calling it Nobody went. But he
got in shape for that movie and continued to do
the same workout so that when Nobody Too came around,
he was ready. He is ready.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
He had the heart attack and all that kind of
stuff on the set.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Okay, The Fantastic four First Steps was fourth place, and
The Bad Guys Too, that animated flick came in fifth place.
Right in theaters this weekend, Eden, starring Jude Law and
a de Armis. That's Tom Cruise's new little girlfriend. Late
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late twenties. Yeah, ok, yeah, So it's a group of
disillusioned Europeans who settle on a remote, uninhabited island in
the Galacabalos, and they soon discovered that their greatest threat
isn't the brutal climate or deadly wildlife, but each other.
Oundlike survival a TV show, So that is out. It's
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directed by Ron Howard, so it should be pretty good.
Also out this Friday is I lost it?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh well it was, I don't know, but.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
AnyWho, I don't know why I deleted it from my list,
but hey, what's on streaming? Netflix has Fit for TV
The Reality of the Biggest Loser.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Reality of the Biggest How those people were.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Just the hell?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
It delves into the behind the scenes world of the
reality competition, revealing its impact on contestants, trainers, and producers.
How many gained their fate, how many got came their
weight back?
Speaker 19 (28:10):
What was the.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Ill watch?
Speaker 10 (28:16):
You know?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
I watched it and I watched it the same way
that I watched Biggest Loser, which was eating a bowl
of ice. Crink Fixed is also on Netflix. This is
an animated kind of in the vein of Ren and Stumpy,
after learning he's getting neutered, a dog voiced by Adam Devine,
has twenty four hours to Squeeze in One Last Hurrah
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or Out with the Boys, America's team. The Gambler and
His Cowboys is on Netflix. Is an eight episode binge
watch if you're into it. The docuseries offers the definitive
story of the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones impact on
NFL history. If you're a Cowboys fan, that's one for you.
And one last one on Prime Video Butterfly, They're sick
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episodes to this. A former US intelligence operator operative Daniel
day Kim finds himself pursued by a sociopathic young agent
assigned to kill him and the sinister spy organization.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
That she works for.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
And it's pretty good. I've watched a couple episodes and yeah,
I think you'd like it. Okay, good, And I will
find out what that other movie is that's coming out
on Friday.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh right, well, thank you very much for that report.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Ye're welcome.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out, according to police reports,
drivers of SUVs are twice as likely to do this
while behind the wheel as drivers of other vehicles.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
We don't really know why.
Speaker 20 (29:41):
It's use a cell phone, Use a cell phone, very important,
very important, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. One benefit of this
summertime chore is a pleasant smell it creates, but it's
not so pleasant for all involved. That scent comes from
the distress hormones that are released during an attack.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Oh what is washing the dog? You got your dog
releasing hormones?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Smells good?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
What y'all got? What eight hundred? Big show you told?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Free line?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
We go to we get the winter. We play John
boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Next Good Tuesday morning, August nineteenth, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Our feature track from the Big Show. Good bok. Jurassic
Parks still very popular? How many movies about eighteen?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Some around there, some round there?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Marvin his own Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
See what I'm brol calls is right toward them for
Skiward Jurassic Park at a bedbox.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Go to make show dot comy right now, let's play
yes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
And now a man who's been known to release his
own share of distressful sense that are also not very pleasant.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
For all involved. He's John Boy that.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well, let's say hay to Clay out of Darlington, South Carolina.
Good morning, Clay, hey man, were good and o rad Clay.
You got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
So we're looking at the one benefit of the summertime chores.
A pleasant smell it creates, but it's not so pleasant
(31:47):
for all involved. That scent comes from the distress hormones
that are released during an attack. What summertime chore you thinking, Clay?
Speaker 11 (31:58):
I believe it is cutting gras grass. So the grass is.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
In distress and that's reaming for help. Man is yeah,
I love that smell. Yeah they don't. How about that? Well, Clay,
good work for you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot headed down
the Darlington for you.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
All right, thank you sir, You got it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right, here's her news on the other side, remembering Rayford,
he loved cutting grass.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Don't like a leaf.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Blowor cout grass? Hang over?
Speaker 17 (32:44):
Raved at it?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Good morning to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Question for the hour?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
A lot of people lie, and who were better liars,
men or women? Bravebird looks into that truthfully.
Speaker 21 (33:29):
Well, sometimes better to tell a little white lie about
something to keep from somebody's feelings you know. It's been
noted that women generally tried to smooth out social situations.
They try to make everyone feel good, so they'll maybe
tell a little white lie. Men tend to be more competitive.
One way to be more competitive is to build yourself up.
(33:50):
Women would say they liked the movie that they've never
seen just to make their conversational partner feel better. Men,
on the other hand, lied to make themselves look better.
Women are better liars than men.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Who says that.
Speaker 21 (34:02):
Researchers at Queen Margaret University College in Edinburgh found that
women speak more fluently than men and are therefore less
likely to become tongue tied when fibbing. Men are almost
twice as likely to pause or hesitate even when speaking
the truth. When they lie. Those pauses get longer when
it comes to lying. If you're having to create something,
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you'd want to pause longer because you'd want to be
careful about what you're.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Going to say.
Speaker 21 (34:30):
Robin Lickley tells Scotland's Sunday Mail, and he counted the
number of times subjects paused when speaking and found that
men paused more than three times every one hundred words,
whereas women paused only twice. It's a matter of debate
whether it is biological or social. But one thing for sure,
tell it lies go catch up with you. Yes, indeed,
who says that?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I say that?
Speaker 21 (34:51):
Robert d Rafer, John Boyd Millie Show.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Good morning, that's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
My dad is, let's get it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Good morning, big show.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
That says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Feller come up
to me the other day, says creature my boys has
(35:48):
wearing me out, wanting to go see this new movie
about Superman. I see it's a PG. Thirteen, so I figured,
probably ain't got much sex and bad language in it
and whatnot.
Speaker 11 (35:59):
Reckon it be all right?
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Let him go see it. I said, sure, if you
don't mind starting them off down the road to perdition.
He said, all come on, now, you ain't saying old
Superman's of the devil, are you? He stands up for
truth and justice in America and whatnot, I said, Well,
he used to. But as before, that whole unsaved crowd
(36:22):
out there in Hellywood got oup. That's right, beloved, Superman
is a flaming dart from the devil's quiver, and it
seemed right at the souls of America's young people. Oh
you might not like to hear that today, mister modern parents,
but it's a true Let's look at the facts. First off,
(36:45):
this new Superman is just a little bit too pretty
for his own good if you ask me. Remember in
the funny books, Superman used to be a regular looking feller,
stubby legs, big old barrel chest, kind of looked like
old Johnny weiss Muller, you know. Best new Superman hair
all poofed up. And is it me or has this
(37:06):
little red Man panties got about two sizes a smaller
than they used to be. Yeah, I've seen the preview
for this movies the other day. Hamlism adultery consorting with
the spirits of the dead and a side order of
blasphemy on Holywood has done come through with another summer
family fun feses. Friends, you want an exciting story, come
(37:30):
here all about the real man who come to Earth
with powers far beyond those of us mortals. He ain't
from the planet Kryptonite. He's from the throne of the Universe.
Much as I hate to spoil a surprise ending for you,
I'm talking about the Lord. Come meet him, missus Sunday
at the Sword of Joshua. Independent photogosper Pennecultural Assembly just
(37:52):
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road, as
has a Reverend Billy ray Collins reminding yous it's time
turn show. You don't John Boy? Yo? Keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
Speaker 18 (38:18):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of hey oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
And Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a neat give.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
(39:15):
Good morning? It's a big show on the radio, you know.
Big Show. Buddy Terry Henson used the word for the PGA.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
We like golf, and I like that boy who was
number one in the world out of Dallas, Texas, Scottie Scheffler.
Scotty won the BMW tournament over the weekend. The tour
Championship begins this Thursday, and if he can win it
this year, he'll be the only person ever to win
(39:48):
two championships in a row. He won last year's championship,
so if he can win this year's it's the top
thirty right down that goes into this weekend, he'll be
the only.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Including Tiger Wi. It's nobody has ever won two in
a row. Wow, back to back? How about that?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
And what do you accomplish over the weekend? Was he
won five times this year? The only other guy to
do that was, yes, the great Tiger Woods. So Scotty,
if he can win the tournament this weekend, then he
will break Tiger's record on that and another record that
(40:26):
Tiger don't have, which is pretty amazing for Scotty. Number
one in the world. Man, young guys are doing it
doing it up man, Alright, what about old guys on
the golf course? Oh, buddy, dub I never seen nobody
can hit one as straight as he could.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Time after time. Of course, it only go about forty yards.
What do you want, I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
We'll give us a dub playhouse on the golf course
in minutes. All right, Big Show rolls on. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Hang on for the Dub
golf playhouse. Tell you what you can win if you can.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Beat the blonde.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Our favorite game is a hat, T shirt, tumbler and
a twenty five dollars gas cart from Lord Tigers Motorcycle.
Lawyers who ride with Lord Tigers. You never ride alone.
Go to Lord Tigers dot com. Just click on that
banner when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Listen up right here. Okay, No, you don't have to No,
are you ready in my house? I'll just stay in
the golf cart. Let's safe here, okay, action.
Speaker 22 (41:32):
Walk off to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
teed off. Our story opens on the grounds of Brushwood
Country Club.
Speaker 23 (41:44):
There's these fields and looking at you, Ri jump who
it was a going It was ray where you wanted it.
Speaker 24 (41:52):
You're a little monk, you in your little monk you
and you're lean your mean in a bit. You're not
too far between either area. I will teach you to
meet your respect? Did you let your wrap your spikes
around my head?
Speaker 16 (42:03):
Go?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Damn your eyes? Man?
Speaker 5 (42:05):
I called you to get over there and change those
holes and turn to the green on number six, will.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Y'all, I was innavoidably detained. Well, get back to workman,
or I'm gonna have our fart hot gee. Mother maclee
now comes the general saddler again.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I'll deal with you letter, my boy, eh double far.
Speaker 23 (42:26):
Good morning, your excellence, I mean you're reminutes, I mean
your your worsherfulness.
Speaker 9 (42:30):
Hey, Carl, what are you doing that came at this game?
Is gonna be the death of me having your rif
timers afternoon, sir, that's a big ride, Joe.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
What seems to be the prevalent, Well, it ain't.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
So much for swinging as it is. My eyes ain't
what they used to be. In fact, once I hit
the ball off of tea, I can't never tell which
a way it went.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Well.
Speaker 23 (42:48):
Forgive me for seeing so your field. Merciership, But instead
of playing on your own, maybe you should think of,
you know, getting yourself a partner. Now partner, yeah, you know,
somebody with the keen senses totally aware of it.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Surrounding.
Speaker 23 (43:00):
I like an eagle and a real flexible schedule. You
know a lot of time on his hends.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Hey, guys, what's up?
Speaker 9 (43:09):
Say that time by a nice outfit? Appreciate you addressing
that by you visit to the country club. Where'd you
get that stuff?
Speaker 18 (43:16):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
General, I spilled something on my good pants and I
had these in the back of the truck.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Hey, you may be just a guy I'm looking for.
Oh really, Yeah, we're having a big charity shin dig
over my house on this Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Saturday night.
Speaker 9 (43:28):
Yeah, it talks about seven o'clock.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn up? Well?
Speaker 9 (43:34):
Actually, I oh, never mind, I should have known. What's
Randy's home number?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Here?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Alright?
Speaker 12 (43:39):
It down for you, no problem. Hey, Carl, I'm trying
to find making.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Has he made the turn yet the lava? Oh yeah,
he whacked one through here about ten minutes.
Speaker 24 (43:46):
Ye, he's carry over and thereby ten.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Now thanks, see you guys later there.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
He love you a minute.
Speaker 9 (43:51):
So, Carl, you say, I need to hook up with
somebody that can help me keep an eye on my
t shirt?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
You you get anybody in mind?
Speaker 13 (43:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:58):
How about your double durb there was a good ten
years older than me. He can badly play the front
now without stopping taking nap.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, but you know they think about the depthster.
Speaker 24 (44:07):
He's extremely first aided.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Oh real, yeah, off the scale, I was like a hawk.
That's skinnyboy.
Speaker 9 (44:14):
You may just be onto something. Mare Karl, And take
a look at that green over on number six.
Speaker 24 (44:18):
Well, uh, get right on it, your eminency, I mean
your excellency.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Yeah, next day, morning there, dub. Hey, did you get
a look at that new gall up there in the
pro shop? Boy, she's strong.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Sure he did.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
If I was about ten years young, I might have
to take out after her.
Speaker 9 (44:34):
That's a rajo. All right, here we go, perfect weather,
got a good night's rest, brand new set of clubs.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
All I need for you to do is keep an
eye on this ball for me.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
You think you can do that?
Speaker 11 (44:44):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I got it?
Speaker 9 (44:45):
Okay, stand back here she goes, Well, dub, where you're
watching nothing?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (44:51):
Did you see where it went?
Speaker 13 (44:53):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (44:53):
Which way to go?
Speaker 3 (44:56):
I can't remember.
Speaker 22 (45:03):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse you
and again next time when we'll hear the general say oh,
Gollamy dumbs, that's a Pete Hunt and John Boy say.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Ah, well, let's play beat Le Blonde one eight hundred,
big show. You told Free Line. We'll get a contestant
and play next
Good more than everybody. If my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening. Listen news what the sport's coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Listen Ricky Bate, Sharp brother O Sad.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
How about you?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors,
noted John boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
official mascot from mister Populist to Pizza Runt. That's just
the tip of the iceberg. But this note from John
Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Sun up up, I could do the do hoping at em.
(01:13):
Say hey your Tuesday morning, or whoever's next to you,
say hey, happy Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
If you wanted you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I know we're in August the nineteenth, twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm going back kids back in school around here.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'll be careful that down the roads when the sun
comes up or no, a lot of kids that bus
stop was still dark in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That something hate that something.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Glad I'm not a.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
School mat see or up.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Before you go to school and press your teacher, you
want to say Happy National Aviation Day because it's always
on Orville Wrights Day. Of course, you know Orville he
invented popcorn. Don't tell you did, you're dead unless she
knows you're humorous. Of course, he was born in Dayton,
(02:12):
Ohio on this date in eighteen seventy one.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And then, of course you know our North.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Carolina license plate we have first in flight because that's
where it happened, Kill Devil Hills on the outer banks
in North Carolina where it's very windy. The Wright brothers
needed wind to get that plane up.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
There didn't have wind in.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Dayton, Ohio, all right, so we went with the wind.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, they couldn't afford it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
They got at a big old fan like the like
we do with the with the boats in Louisiana down
on the on the swamps man airboats.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Would that you see? He's a thinker. Get Troy on
the phone.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Oh that kids, So you did this big tribute to
Rable right and really said nothing about orble Right at all.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Orble Right. He and his brother Wilburg, Yeah, made that airplane.
They were running a bicycle shopping Dayton, Ohio. Right, you
couldn't get it off the ground. They have been a plane.
Go to North Carolina, Kill Devil Hills. You know where
John Boy will fall down that sand dune later in life.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Okay, fine, did they find anybody?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh no, I think it's I think it's all right
to get up there and walk on the that's I mean,
you're not supposed to, you know, walk on noons, like
right at the ocean. But this was, you know, back
off away from the the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Had been low tide moving along. No, I didn't see
a notion anywhere around there. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Think you saw in front of you.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So if we could move on.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes, we're the National Potato Day, okay, Potato tatter and
then the National soft ice Cream Day as well. All right, yeah,
old good old soft served ice cream. You said you
found someone down in a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, in the front, in the freezer section.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
It's made by Blue Bunny, Blue Soft Serve, and they.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Live up to the knee about that.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
It is literally you could eat with a spoon right
from the curtain.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Good, we're living in a wonderful time.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right. Well, we got three days in this are
saved up. That will be what we're going to do
about ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, just knock me right off though, So hang on,
we'll get the first prize back out and you going here.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
We're awake. Big Shoe's on the radio. Good morning, Big
shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Look at that first prize back all right here, hurt
and getting we have to may something a little sore.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
We'll take care of you.
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Here.
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jars of Blue Emu Pain Relief cream. Blue Emu works
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and online in Walmart, Amazon, other finer retailer and one
of them all Hall of Fame radio shows like this
big show right here. Three days in history where we
got our categories. It was nineteen oh nine. August nineteenth
a dirt track in Indianapolis was open for the testing
(05:46):
of automobiles. This track later became the Indianapolis Speedway site.
So the Indianapolis five hundred nineteen o nine.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
About that yum, yum, yum, it was my car sent
Oh did you go very good?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Nineteen eighty seven Consumer reporter David Horowitz was held at
gunpoint on camera. Oh yeah, I remember this during a
newscast in Burbank, California. He was forced to read the
assailant's rambling note. Yep, and the program was taken off
the air until police could get the gunman off the
set and Horowitz was unharmed.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Yeah, they convinced the bad guy that they were still
on the air. So Horowitz actually did finish reading it. It
took nine minutes and it was a rambling note from
a mad mind.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So right, So, uh, I've done that before.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Convinced somebody in here that we were actually on the
air when we were remember that, Yes, I do. And
nobody was even holding a gun to me, and everybody
played along.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That'll be in the book. And finally, on this date, No.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Two, the South African driver survived a shooting when the
bullet lodged in.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
A wad of money in his jacket pocket.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The victim was attacked outside the bank where it just
collected about one thousand dollars, and he told police he
realized hid been shot when he found a hole in
his pocket and the bullet was in the wad of money.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, you do it like it looks like you got more.
Get it all in ones.
Speaker 11 (07:24):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big shows you told
free line, come on play out Birds next, good more nine,
(07:58):
that's a big show on the radio. Rode into your
Tuesday Morning Now. Feature track from the Big Show vid
Box Marvin on Jurassic Arc. There's your keywords Jurassic Mark
hit the.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Bed box, had to make show dot coming.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
Right up, Upburst.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's the game that anyone can win, John Boys and
really give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Let's go he contested number one. This should really be
a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Funs happen you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
Guest time, you have the best time. You have a
big shot.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Hey Paul from omer Berginia.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
We have a shots.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Good morning Paul. Hey, hello buddy, welcome in here. All right, Paul,
what he said, how is it going? Dog was going?
Speaker 13 (09:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Talk to somebody.
Speaker 15 (09:16):
Your wife's not around. You don't have to pretend to
be dead, Paul. Let's get you through these three categories.
You ready to go? Five seconds?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Give us the way, Okay, alright, let's get you go.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
All right, now we already three okay, all right, okay,
all right now wait already in five seconds, three famous
race tracks, ready.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Go Indianapolis, Charlotte, Bristol.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Okay, okay, you're trying to president. All right. Three things
you see during a TV newscast, Ready go were the
sports recorder? Okay, all right, weather fu fort it man?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Now three pieces of clothes you find holes?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Ready go.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Underwear church short, let me check.
Speaker 14 (10:20):
Yeah, all right, all right, club blue em you prize
packingh pbc otc Entry leaf cream.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You got it all headed. You'll pad up in cobing buddy.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
All right that right now, boy, hang on, hy man.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
We are an I number one go for in the
world out of Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 16 (10:53):
Got a shipher we can't get off on the other side.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Uh huh. We're gonna have fun on and around the
golf course this morning. Oh, there's all bringing in a reven.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Goom be loved.
Speaker 17 (11:44):
We're canthered here today on the child boy head Billy,
big big, really big show with Coomber you're master of Huberoids.
Speaker 12 (11:57):
And my lovely sister Coomberett is old organ.
Speaker 17 (12:00):
Yeah goombarettes always held Ernie's organ does he couldn't, gud.
Speaker 12 (12:05):
Brett, you ain't always who why I was talking about Ernie.
Speaker 17 (12:09):
Kate and b here Today he's had business shut is
and so he sent his organist Gubarette, who happens to
be my lovely sister. Oh good, she's a talented one
in the family, says Ernie's not here to introduce me.
Do you think you could give me a little a
little musical introduction there?
Speaker 12 (12:29):
Hey, wait a minute, I ain't never been to false impresson.
Oh maybe just to visit friends.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thanks for nothing.
Speaker 17 (12:39):
Light before before he gets started, Guobarette, could you do
me a favorite? Just dance over and slap Rayford for
me one time place?
Speaker 12 (12:47):
All right, I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Right.
Speaker 12 (12:53):
I like the way you do that. And uh who
else he's slapping?
Speaker 17 (12:56):
Oh look at Randy in that outfit, John boy, how
about you dancing over slapping Randy? Okay, appreciate it. Oh,
I've been out playing golf, you know, it ain't nothing,
ain't nothing. The fun's out there playing golf. Yeah, and
you hit that ball straight down the fair way, up
and down. Just Bernie Birdie, Birdie, Birdie all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm sure.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
Yeah, all right, thank you, Guberretta. Appreciate it.
Speaker 17 (13:21):
Okay, now, but I have I have a funny story
for y'all if you can kind of try to pay
attention here, Okay, Gubarett, and you let me know if
I start just running over a little log. Okay, appreciate it. Wow,
it's out there playing golf with this boy. And he
brought out a ball. He said, Oh, goober, you ain't
gonna believe it's golf ball I got. He said, you
cannot lose this golf ball.
Speaker 12 (13:42):
This is a a modern sits miracle.
Speaker 17 (13:48):
Let me see, Gooberrett is starting to play a fourteen
minute song.
Speaker 12 (13:51):
I wonder if she's.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Trying to tell me something I don't know.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
That wasn't that Stevie Wadwood cusser. All right, listen, listen,
this is a good story. This guy brought out of
gold Boy.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He said, you can't lose this.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Now.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
If you hit it over the short.
Speaker 17 (14:02):
Rough, it lets out a beep it sound, it'll beat beat,
beat beat, So you can.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Walk right over to it.
Speaker 17 (14:07):
He said, if you hit this ball in the deep
rough in the woods, it'll send up smoke signals. Poof poof.
You can walk right over to it. He said, if
you hit this ball in the lake. If you hit
it in the water, it'll float back up to the top.
A flag will papa, and the wind will sell it
back over to the back to where you could pick
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it up. He said, this is a wonderful golf ball.
And I said, my goodness, Well, what story did you
get that golf ball from? He said, well, I didn't
bite I found it. Okay, five, go read You think
you knew any matter? Well, oh god, maybe later. We're
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at the time, I said, child, great friendy, whereund here?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Good morning, Alisam, make show on the radio, and here
we go.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, well, well, the long hot days of summer are
upon us.
Speaker 18 (15:40):
The days grow longer and the mercury rises to insufferable heights.
And along with the oppressive heat, the humidity is usually
one hundred percent. You can barely stand to be outside.
You think to yourself, how could it get any worse
than you see them? And it's worse. The fat people
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have come to the pool. Yes, the fat people have arrived.
With each hoofstep, the pool ripples with impact tremors like
I heard of pale, dimply dinosaurs. They thunder towards the
water's edge. It's like job of the Hut took his
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family on a summer vacation. But they're not alone. They've
got their squealing, chubby children in tow faces already smeared
with a hearty breakfast of melted Hershey's Kisses and Cheetos.
As the fat people take two or three normal spaces each,
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suddenly all that coveted towel space pool side begins to
disappear faster than the good bacon on the breakfast bar.
This doesn't include the additional acreage they claim with their
loaded coolers chuck full of Hogis and you Who's and
bite sized snickers, And well that's not altogether true. The
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snickers are full size to them, they only seem bite size.
But just taking up space isn't enough for these gelatinous giants.
They have the audacity to break the sanctity of God's
glorious sunny day by doing the unthinkable. That's right, they
stripped down to their bathing suits. Believe me when I
(17:32):
say the dairy section of the Sam's Club has never
seen this much cottage cheese in one single place at
any time, Like the skin of an undercooked turkey. It
oozes from every opening of spandex material, already stretched beyond
accepted NASA limitations. Why if only Colonel Sanders could fry
thighs this big, he could end the world's hunger problem.
(17:57):
And what I knew the KFC joke would get the girl?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And what of the poor old sun? Could it be?
Speaker 18 (18:09):
There is no global warming, but just the Sun having
to work over time to tan the planet's ever growing
mountain of fish belly white epidermis. As you watch them
layering on gallon after gallon of man tan with paint rollers,
you secretly kick yourself for not buying that sunscreen stock. Then,
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like some sort of nightmarish SeaWorld spectacle, the fat people
get in the pool. You're suddenly aware that you're not
the only one staring. It's like a walrus battle royal,
all that splashing and sloshing and leaping out of the water.
Oh what you wouldn't give for a little kiosk nearby
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that sold feeder fish three for a dollar. But it's
not all fun and games. You don't have to be
a math wizard to realize when the fat people get
into the pool, the water comes out, and as the
bulbous bathers cavort, they are blissfully unaware of the regular
humans only feet from them being swept away on a
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huge cellulite tsunami, Struggling not to get tangled in the pool.
Furniture and parked cars also caught in the time. And
what about when they get out of the pool. The
absence of their presence will render the massive concrete receptacle
nearly vacant, save for the big greasy ring made up
of tanning lotion, mayonnaise, and sloughed skin. Don't worry, the
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rest of the guests won't have long to wait. The
pool will be full soon enough, ironically, thanks to the
fat people and the miracle of perspiration. As the sun
sets in that a pleasant teach you not to drink
water when you're in the pool. As the sun sets
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and the fat people wobble towards the exit, dragging empty
coolers and full children, the bodies of the slow and
unsuspecting unfortunate enough to be walking in front of them
suddenly stuck to the underside of their feet like discarded bubblegum.
The horror is nearly over for them. That is, I
won't be so lucky. I still have to take my
(20:23):
wife's family out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That explains it.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, have
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (20:43):
Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just a lot of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish
movie star, and you'd be right. What's my secret? The
truth is I can't stop my day without listening to
the Big Show with John and Billy crush me. They're
a lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld ooho are.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's a big show on the radio, coming up from
the desk of Tayner Tayman us what to watch?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
And I was big in the theaters and streaming in
your living room.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And we're looking back on this date nineteen sixty eight,
August the nineteenth, The Monkeys last aired on NBC. Man,
so I was yet a little bit over the twelve
years old looked like when they went over.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Did y'all watch the markets day? What's for your time?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Did you have ordered?
Speaker 12 (22:15):
You know in syndication?
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I think they never got credit where credit is due.
I think they invented music video if.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
You know it pretty much so, yes, they did it
with their songs, right right. I love when I was
walking to the tide and then run back when it
would come up.
Speaker 19 (22:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
There were so funny, those monkeys, and they did the
auditions define the right monkeys. They weren't a group before
the TV show, that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
We like to look in depth at things like this,
and we did. Y'all know that Jim Morrison auditioned for
the monkeys. We got it right here.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
Roll that all right, that's Peter park Talk. Okay to
Peter talk. We'll be calling you later on there. Okay,
monkey's audition, his next fellow coming up here. Let's see.
We got Jimmy, Jimmy Morrison. Jim Morrison, come on, come
on in here, go ahead the start. What's what's wrong
with it me? He looks like he's on acid or something.
(23:12):
Come on, you salabating on the freaking microphone. Let's get
we don't have all day? Okay, got it?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
You know the routine?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Here here we come walking down the street. Yaa da
da okay, okay, yeah, okay, hit the music here we
come marching down purple scarlets, encrusted pathways of pain and suffering.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
The lizard was flexible.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Jimmy, I sprang into the oat meal, Jim, Jim cut
the freaking me. Okay, Jas of the forest, Jim shut up. Okay, okay, okay.
Let's try. You have the last train to Clocksville.
Speaker 17 (23:51):
That's easy in that for you.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Okay, come on, Jim, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Take the last.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Train to Clark's.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
Still as there's spleen laid dying among.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
The cheeses, Jim, jim My, Hernie turns in fear, Jam
stop pink.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Cards, Jam shutdock, Hello moon, Jim shot worn stars, dam.
Speaker 17 (24:16):
Look, if you're gonna audition for the freaking monkeys, you're
gonna have to show us something.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
The audience is gonna like, Now, what are.
Speaker 18 (24:22):
You gonna do?
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Okay, uh, that'll be all mister Marson as sending the
Mickey rowlans. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy. We always go to we
get a winner. I mean, somebody can win one hundred
and twenty dollars where the bull snot cleaning products made
in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving and bull
snot make sure they look good doing it. You can
find bull snouted truck stops across America or download that
bull snot Abney hit the Big Show dot com. All right,
(24:57):
I ain't gonna play for it in minutes?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Where right now?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
From the desk of Taylor Tayman newsus what to watch
and here's Marcy Taylor Moraight, Hello, what was.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Everybody watching at the box office? While I have the
top five movies from the weekend, Weapons held firm in
the number one spot for its second weekend in a row.
Weapons is the movie that stars Josh Brolin. Yeah, and
Amy Madigan speak of it.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I said his name.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
And it's that crime suspense movie where kids go missing
in the neighborhood. They all go missing at the same
time and kind of like the same place, and so
the community tries.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
To figure out where.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Okay, second place went to Disney's Freakier Friday that has
Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis in it, and it
was second place last week.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Second So there was the first movie like that years ago,
I mean the same one, was it? Jamie Lee Curtison?
That one Too, So it was kind of like revisiting Well.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah, it was kind of like this freak your Friday
Lynn see Lohanna and Jamie Lee Curtis that they they
switched places. They were a mom and daughter. Now it's like, uh,
they switched places with their friends or something like that.
There's different, but they still they still swap. Third place
went to Bob Odenkirk's Nobody Too. Oh yeah, Nobody ruins
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his vacation, so he's on vacation this time with the
family and.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Action.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I saw behind the scenes with that, and since Nobody
won again, they not calling it Nobody went. But he
got in shape for that movie and continued to do
the same workout so that when Nobody Too came around,
he was ready. He is ready.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
He had the heart attack and all that kind of
stuff on the set.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Okay, The Fantastic four First Steps was fourth place, and
The Bad Guys Too, that animated flick came in fifth place.
Right in theaters this weekend, Eden, starring Jude Law and
a de Armis. That's Tom Cruise's new little girlfriend. Late
(27:08):
late twenties. Yeah, ok, yeah, So it's a group of
disillusioned Europeans who settle on a remote, uninhabited island in
the Galacabalos, and they soon discovered that their greatest threat
isn't the brutal climate or deadly wildlife, but each other.
Oundlike survival a TV show, So that is out. It's
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directed by Ron Howard, so it should be pretty good.
Also out this Friday is I lost it?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh well it was, I don't know, but.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
AnyWho, I don't know why I deleted it from my list,
but hey, what's on streaming? Netflix has Fit for TV
The Reality of the Biggest Loser.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Reality of the Biggest How those people were.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Just the hell?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
It delves into the behind the scenes world of the
reality competition, revealing its impact on contestants, trainers, and producers.
How many gained their fate, how many got came their
weight back?
Speaker 19 (28:10):
What was the.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Ill watch?
Speaker 10 (28:16):
You know?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
I watched it and I watched it the same way
that I watched Biggest Loser, which was eating a bowl
of ice. Crink Fixed is also on Netflix. This is
an animated kind of in the vein of Ren and Stumpy,
after learning he's getting neutered, a dog voiced by Adam Devine,
has twenty four hours to Squeeze in One Last Hurrah
(28:37):
or Out with the Boys, America's team. The Gambler and
His Cowboys is on Netflix. Is an eight episode binge
watch if you're into it. The docuseries offers the definitive
story of the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones impact on
NFL history. If you're a Cowboys fan, that's one for you.
And one last one on Prime Video Butterfly, They're sick
(29:00):
episodes to this. A former US intelligence operator operative Daniel
day Kim finds himself pursued by a sociopathic young agent
assigned to kill him and the sinister spy organization.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
That she works for.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
And it's pretty good. I've watched a couple episodes and yeah,
I think you'd like it. Okay, good, And I will
find out what that other movie is that's coming out
on Friday.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh right, well, thank you very much for that report.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Ye're welcome.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out, according to police reports,
drivers of SUVs are twice as likely to do this
while behind the wheel as drivers of other vehicles.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
We don't really know why.
Speaker 20 (29:41):
It's use a cell phone, Use a cell phone, very important,
very important, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. One benefit of this
summertime chore is a pleasant smell it creates, but it's
not so pleasant for all involved. That scent comes from
the distress hormones that are released during an attack.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Oh what is washing the dog? You got your dog
releasing hormones?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Smells good?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
What y'all got? What eight hundred? Big show you told?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Free line?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
We go to we get the winter. We play John
boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Next Good Tuesday morning, August nineteenth, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Our feature track from the Big Show. Good bok. Jurassic
Parks still very popular? How many movies about eighteen?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Some around there, some round there?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Marvin his own Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
See what I'm brol calls is right toward them for
Skiward Jurassic Park at a bedbox.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Go to make show dot comy right now, let's play
yes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
And now a man who's been known to release his
own share of distressful sense that are also not very pleasant.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
For all involved. He's John Boy that.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well, let's say hay to Clay out of Darlington, South Carolina.
Good morning, Clay, hey man, were good and o rad Clay.
You got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
So we're looking at the one benefit of the summertime chores.
A pleasant smell it creates, but it's not so pleasant
(31:47):
for all involved. That scent comes from the distress hormones
that are released during an attack. What summertime chore you thinking, Clay?
Speaker 11 (31:58):
I believe it is cutting gras grass. So the grass is.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
In distress and that's reaming for help. Man is yeah,
I love that smell. Yeah they don't. How about that? Well, Clay,
good work for you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot headed down
the Darlington for you.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
All right, thank you sir, You got it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right, here's her news on the other side, remembering Rayford,
he loved cutting grass.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Don't like a leaf.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Blowor cout grass? Hang over?
Speaker 17 (32:44):
Raved at it?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Good morning to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Question for the hour?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
A lot of people lie, and who were better liars,
men or women? Bravebird looks into that truthfully.
Speaker 21 (33:29):
Well, sometimes better to tell a little white lie about
something to keep from somebody's feelings you know. It's been
noted that women generally tried to smooth out social situations.
They try to make everyone feel good, so they'll maybe
tell a little white lie. Men tend to be more competitive.
One way to be more competitive is to build yourself up.
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Women would say they liked the movie that they've never
seen just to make their conversational partner feel better. Men,
on the other hand, lied to make themselves look better.
Women are better liars than men.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Who says that.
Speaker 21 (34:02):
Researchers at Queen Margaret University College in Edinburgh found that
women speak more fluently than men and are therefore less
likely to become tongue tied when fibbing. Men are almost
twice as likely to pause or hesitate even when speaking
the truth. When they lie. Those pauses get longer when
it comes to lying. If you're having to create something,
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you'd want to pause longer because you'd want to be
careful about what you're.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Going to say.
Speaker 21 (34:30):
Robin Lickley tells Scotland's Sunday Mail, and he counted the
number of times subjects paused when speaking and found that
men paused more than three times every one hundred words,
whereas women paused only twice. It's a matter of debate
whether it is biological or social. But one thing for sure,
tell it lies go catch up with you. Yes, indeed,
who says that?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I say that?
Speaker 21 (34:51):
Robert d Rafer, John Boyd Millie Show.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Good morning, that's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
My dad is, let's get it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Good morning, big show.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
That says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Feller come up
to me the other day, says creature my boys has
(35:48):
wearing me out, wanting to go see this new movie
about Superman. I see it's a PG. Thirteen, so I figured,
probably ain't got much sex and bad language in it
and whatnot.
Speaker 11 (35:59):
Reckon it be all right?
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Let him go see it. I said, sure, if you
don't mind starting them off down the road to perdition.
He said, all come on, now, you ain't saying old
Superman's of the devil, are you? He stands up for
truth and justice in America and whatnot, I said, Well,
he used to. But as before, that whole unsaved crowd
(36:22):
out there in Hellywood got oup. That's right, beloved, Superman
is a flaming dart from the devil's quiver, and it
seemed right at the souls of America's young people. Oh
you might not like to hear that today, mister modern parents,
but it's a true Let's look at the facts. First off,
(36:45):
this new Superman is just a little bit too pretty
for his own good if you ask me. Remember in
the funny books, Superman used to be a regular looking feller,
stubby legs, big old barrel chest, kind of looked like
old Johnny weiss Muller, you know. Best new Superman hair
all poofed up. And is it me or has this
(37:06):
little red Man panties got about two sizes a smaller
than they used to be. Yeah, I've seen the preview
for this movies the other day. Hamlism adultery consorting with
the spirits of the dead and a side order of
blasphemy on Holywood has done come through with another summer
family fun feses. Friends, you want an exciting story, come
(37:30):
here all about the real man who come to Earth
with powers far beyond those of us mortals. He ain't
from the planet Kryptonite. He's from the throne of the Universe.
Much as I hate to spoil a surprise ending for you,
I'm talking about the Lord. Come meet him, missus Sunday
at the Sword of Joshua. Independent photogosper Pennecultural Assembly just
(37:52):
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road, as
has a Reverend Billy ray Collins reminding yous it's time
turn show. You don't John Boy? Yo? Keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
Speaker 18 (38:18):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of hey oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
And Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a neat give.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
(39:15):
Good morning? It's a big show on the radio, you know.
Big Show. Buddy Terry Henson used the word for the PGA.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
We like golf, and I like that boy who was
number one in the world out of Dallas, Texas, Scottie Scheffler.
Scotty won the BMW tournament over the weekend. The tour
Championship begins this Thursday, and if he can win it
this year, he'll be the only person ever to win
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two championships in a row. He won last year's championship,
so if he can win this year's it's the top
thirty right down that goes into this weekend, he'll be
the only.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Including Tiger Wi. It's nobody has ever won two in
a row. Wow, back to back? How about that?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
And what do you accomplish over the weekend? Was he
won five times this year? The only other guy to
do that was, yes, the great Tiger Woods. So Scotty,
if he can win the tournament this weekend, then he
will break Tiger's record on that and another record that
(40:26):
Tiger don't have, which is pretty amazing for Scotty. Number
one in the world. Man, young guys are doing it
doing it up man, Alright, what about old guys on
the golf course? Oh, buddy, dub I never seen nobody
can hit one as straight as he could.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Time after time. Of course, it only go about forty yards.
What do you want, I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
We'll give us a dub playhouse on the golf course
in minutes. All right, Big Show rolls on. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Hang on for the Dub
golf playhouse. Tell you what you can win if you can.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Beat the blonde.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Our favorite game is a hat, T shirt, tumbler and
a twenty five dollars gas cart from Lord Tigers Motorcycle.
Lawyers who ride with Lord Tigers. You never ride alone.
Go to Lord Tigers dot com. Just click on that
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Speaker 3 (41:20):
Listen up right here. Okay, No, you don't have to No,
are you ready in my house? I'll just stay in
the golf cart. Let's safe here, okay, action.
Speaker 22 (41:32):
Walk off to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
teed off. Our story opens on the grounds of Brushwood
Country Club.
Speaker 23 (41:44):
There's these fields and looking at you, Ri jump who
it was a going It was ray where you wanted it.
Speaker 24 (41:52):
You're a little monk, you in your little monk you
and you're lean your mean in a bit. You're not
too far between either area. I will teach you to
meet your respect? Did you let your wrap your spikes
around my head?
Speaker 16 (42:03):
Go?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Damn your eyes? Man?
Speaker 5 (42:05):
I called you to get over there and change those
holes and turn to the green on number six, will.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Y'all, I was innavoidably detained. Well, get back to workman,
or I'm gonna have our fart hot gee. Mother maclee
now comes the general saddler again.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I'll deal with you letter, my boy, eh double far.
Speaker 23 (42:26):
Good morning, your excellence, I mean you're reminutes, I mean
your your worsherfulness.
Speaker 9 (42:30):
Hey, Carl, what are you doing that came at this game?
Is gonna be the death of me having your rif
timers afternoon, sir, that's a big ride, Joe.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
What seems to be the prevalent, Well, it ain't.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
So much for swinging as it is. My eyes ain't
what they used to be. In fact, once I hit
the ball off of tea, I can't never tell which
a way it went.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Well.
Speaker 23 (42:48):
Forgive me for seeing so your field. Merciership, But instead
of playing on your own, maybe you should think of,
you know, getting yourself a partner. Now partner, yeah, you know,
somebody with the keen senses totally aware of it.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Surrounding.
Speaker 23 (43:00):
I like an eagle and a real flexible schedule. You
know a lot of time on his hends.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Hey, guys, what's up?
Speaker 9 (43:09):
Say that time by a nice outfit? Appreciate you addressing
that by you visit to the country club. Where'd you
get that stuff?
Speaker 18 (43:16):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
General, I spilled something on my good pants and I
had these in the back of the truck.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Hey, you may be just a guy I'm looking for.
Oh really, Yeah, we're having a big charity shin dig
over my house on this Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Saturday night.
Speaker 9 (43:28):
Yeah, it talks about seven o'clock.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn up? Well?
Speaker 9 (43:34):
Actually, I oh, never mind, I should have known. What's
Randy's home number?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Here?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Alright?
Speaker 12 (43:39):
It down for you, no problem. Hey, Carl, I'm trying
to find making.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Has he made the turn yet the lava? Oh yeah,
he whacked one through here about ten minutes.
Speaker 24 (43:46):
Ye, he's carry over and thereby ten.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Now thanks, see you guys later there.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
He love you a minute.
Speaker 9 (43:51):
So, Carl, you say, I need to hook up with
somebody that can help me keep an eye on my
t shirt?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
You you get anybody in mind?
Speaker 13 (43:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:58):
How about your double durb there was a good ten
years older than me. He can badly play the front
now without stopping taking nap.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, but you know they think about the depthster.
Speaker 24 (44:07):
He's extremely first aided.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Oh real, yeah, off the scale, I was like a hawk.
That's skinnyboy.
Speaker 9 (44:14):
You may just be onto something. Mare Karl, And take
a look at that green over on number six.
Speaker 24 (44:18):
Well, uh, get right on it, your eminency, I mean
your excellency.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Yeah, next day, morning there, dub. Hey, did you get
a look at that new gall up there in the
pro shop? Boy, she's strong.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Sure he did.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
If I was about ten years young, I might have
to take out after her.
Speaker 9 (44:34):
That's a rajo. All right, here we go, perfect weather,
got a good night's rest, brand new set of clubs.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
All I need for you to do is keep an
eye on this ball for me.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
You think you can do that?
Speaker 11 (44:44):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I got it?
Speaker 9 (44:45):
Okay, stand back here she goes, Well, dub, where you're
watching nothing?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (44:51):
Did you see where it went?
Speaker 13 (44:53):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (44:53):
Which way to go?
Speaker 3 (44:56):
I can't remember.
Speaker 22 (45:03):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse you
and again next time when we'll hear the general say oh,
Gollamy dumbs, that's a Pete Hunt and John Boy say.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Ah, well, let's play beat Le Blonde one eight hundred,
big show. You told Free Line. We'll get a contestant
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