December 2, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll dust off our some of our favorite Christmas Classics beginning with the Boulder Boys “Christmas Balls”.. - Sean Connery and Mr. Sulu reenact scenes from “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” and “It’s a Wonderful Life”.. - Rev. Billy Ray takes the pulpit and comes down hard on “Satan Claus”.. - Gary Busey tags his cousin, Mary Busey to update his diary.. - Stephen Curry performs in an episode of The Klumps.. - and we fill a request for Clyde the Camel’s “Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Clyde”…
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And I was trying to tell you going into the news.
Our first Christmas song of the season is from the
Bolder Boys, entitled Christmas Balls. We'll just saying you picture
thousands and thousands of Boy Scouts singing the song at
the National Jamboree with the Hell in West Virginia when
we first made this song popular. Yeah, we heard a
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lot a lot from that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Everybody was all right. I wish i'd get a head count.
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Thirty thousand boy scouts singing the song, you know the words,
sing along.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Christmas balls, Christmas balls. I've got great big Christmas balls.
Paint my black hands at the ball. I've got Christmas
ball every year, Christmas time, my boot laughing the ball
fish finger about real nice nay back down.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
They looks so fine.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Hanging on my Christmas street that people come from miles
around just so they can see Christmas balls. Christmas past.
I've got great big Christmas ball. Pin Cleugh black sands,
rut Fall. I've got Christmas ball. When I was just
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a little boys all saying at the mall, ask me
what I want anything. I told him great big ball.
I showed him my phone. Christmas Boar to all my family,
Mom and dad and sister. You, we're all so proud
to see Christmas balls Christmas fall. I've got great big
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Christmas ball. Paint Cleve black sands at ball. I've got
Christmas ball every year at the holidays. Reporters come see me.
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You've probably seen me show them my balls on National
New Deep. Now I'm seeing my children, but my balls
I have seen when I did and gone, wait tank on,
mom My, great my Christmas ball, Christmas balls. I've got
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great big Christmas ball.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I ain't love like saying up ball.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
I've got Christmas fall, Christmas fall, Christmas balls. I've got
pretty big Christmas pau. I ain't cleve Blaxander ball. I've
got Christmas ball, Christmas bat, Christmas past. I've got great
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big Christmas past. I ain't love black sand dut ball.
I've got Christmas ball. I got Christmas ball.
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Oh, Jesus, Mary Baby shows on the radio. Well, now,
Marling Webster.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Y'all, what's up?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Y'all?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Don hey Man with Tobama's house for Thanksgiving, went back
like it always does, about eight until we was about
to pop. It was twelve arguments broke out. One kid
always go home with bloodstains on his clothes somewhere, Uncle said,
sat down in the living room underd his breeches. He
was asleep five minutes for the ball game ever started.
I said, wake up, Sair your pants about to fall off.
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He said, huh, what the score is? Must be all
that turkey at you know, Tucky got all that trip
tonight in it. That stuff knock a man out and along.
About five o'clock, Mama started working me about taking her
and her sister to the mall in the morning. Oh no,
I hate that, baby. Me and your aunt sure could
use a driver to run us through the mall first
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thing in the morning. You know your aunt got that
handicap parking pant. It'll be just like last year. You
can wheel right up to the party like Kanye West.
And I do love me some handicap park And when
Kanye get to the party, he don't have to follow
two old women around for eight hours, care in their
bag for it. I said, Mama, I ain't got nothing
but love for you, but I just can't do it
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again this year. Why you got to go on Friday anyway?
You know what it's gonna be like eighty thousand people
in there fighting over the same set of discount draws
and they got the same Zac stuff the next day too.
Won't y'all wait till Saturday. I'll take you over there.
Then that's when my loud cousin Lamar always pops up. No, man,
you got to go on Black Friday so you can
get all them special door busted deal you can go
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in see it and get a twelve piece socket set
for a dime to the mark and afford to running
mouse because he ain't got no car. Uncle sid pops up, lamar,
what the same hell you need with a twelve piece
socket set? Only time I see you with a tool
in your hand, you standing at the toilet.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So three men, Uncle.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Said, we talked mom into wait until Sarah. You know
how they call the day after Thanksgiving black Friday, because
that's when all the black people go shopping. Well they
need to start calling the next day fat white Saturday.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Some because it was some.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Wide load white folks up in the mall that day.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I think they was there on Saturday because they stayed
home on Friday to finish off that honey bag ham
from Thursday. You ever know, fat white people are different
from fat black people, especially the women. You see a
fat white girl, she always looked just miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Being big.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Ain't nothing to his sister. She don't walk around in
no flower sack looking dress neither. She always turned out.
Come up on a good looking brother, give him that look.
That's rag baby. You know you want some of these
and he probably does too, because you know, a brother
lucky woman got some junk in the trunk, and I
ain't talking about the kind they sell it, bed bath
and be done well. The fat white girl ain't got
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time to look at no men in the mall. She's
too busy dragging around him two fat kids to her
trying to remember where she left her fat husband at
while he way down on the other end of the mall,
halfway pissed off, all out of breath, even though he
ain't got but one bag in his handway. You know
it's in that bag too, don't you. Mama face can
get a new Fridaydaddy christ Yeah, you can tell the
fat white people was out on Saturday. Longest line in
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the whole place was at.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The food court. Jarn Welcome, Get your cousins at the mall,
y'all think about it.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
I'm marveling.
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Good morning. Big Show's on the radio. Not only Christmas
songs on The Big Show. Christmas specials kick off.
Speaker 13 (16:41):
This morning and now John Boyn believes nerve Wracking Christmas
Part two presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a
scene from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Howdi Rudolph, I'm
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here's Charlie.
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Nobody wants to play with a Charlie in the bus.
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Away in minutes where right now? From the desk of
Tentertainment News says what to watch? Here's our girl Mercage.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
All right, let's look at the totals for the box
office for that five day holiday Thanksgiving weekend, shall we
all right? You parents out there? Grandparents, this may have
been you. Zutopia two opened up in first place over
that five day weekend, scoring one hundred and fifty six
million in North America and five hundred and fifty six
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point four million worldwide. Wow popular around Utopia too. That
makes it the top global debut of twenty twenty five
and the strongest opening ever for an animated film. Wow,
So you go. Animation. Wicked for Good held strong in
second place for the second weekend. You're a big Wizard
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of Oz fan. Now you see me? Now you don't.
The Magic Heist Movie came in third place. Predator Bad Lads,
I'm trying to do that Guy'squa came in fourth place, and
The Running Man came in fifth place. Coming out this Friday,
Five Nights at Freddy's two. One year has passed since
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the Supernatural Nightmare of Freddie's fas Bear's Pizza and former
security guard Mike has kept the truth from his eleven
year old sister Abby concerning the fate of her animatronic friends.
He didn't want to spoil it for.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So this is like based on Junkie cheese.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Loosely.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Loosely all right, yeah, not officially because they don't want
to get soon, right.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Ota, that's right, because well what happened to Abby? She
snuck out and reconnected with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy
and set in a motion made so that is coming
out Friday. Now, that long ass Avatar fire and Ash
movie you were talking about doesn't hit theaters till December nineteenth.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Johnny, I know you're gonna want to sit through this one.
It's three hours, seventeen minutes long.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
I mean, if you made it through the first Avatar,
which was two hours and forty two minutes back and nine,
I think you're prepared.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I like TV and uh yeah, you're watching the highlight.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Tell me about two and a half weeks. Yeah, so
I thought, I said, some time. It's not after I retire.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You don't you know what?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
He watched the trailer and said, that's all I needed
to know. Probably it probably was a thirty minute trailer
for the movie's three hours streaming this week. Sean Combs
The Reckoning is on Netflix. Fifty cent produced this move
this documentary and it's a mini series about you know,
his misconduct allegations and all that happened after that. Megan Markle,
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I just I hate talking. I hate talking about the guy.
Megan Markle's special with Love Megan Holiday Celebration hits Netflix. Wow,
Megan's going to be having a nice little special where
she's going to.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Be What if they got on some hib muggety mucket Netflix.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Well, it is all part of their multi year creative
partnership with Netflix, so they got to pump some than now.
But she's gonna host friends.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Of course, they gave Michelle Obama special too, so Police.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
But they probably also produced and she probably paid for
all that herself. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I don't think he's spending it on his presidential library.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Have you seen Obama's president I think so far. It's
a bookmobile, I.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Don't know, and it's full of her books she's been writing.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It looked like some tower of London Dungeon appropriate.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
We got two things to look. You got stuff in
the movie theater and I'm going to go google the library.
That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
One recommendation Jackie has made and I've read up on it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'm definitely gonna watch. It's called all her fault.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Uh huh? And Jackie is it on paramount? You said
you don't know, Well, just google it anyway. Let me
read you just this introduction from episode one. Marissa Irwin
rhymes to collect her young son Milo from their first playdate.
But the woman who answers the door isn't a mother
she recognizes and doesn't have her son.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Oh, I feel good movie. It's like a look at.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Twilight Zone sort of.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
How does Eric feel about You're locking that movie?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's a series?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It is all right, we all have that it let
me know. All right, Well, let's get us a winner.
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Tattoos and man like everybody's got tattooed all but still
one third. All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well you've
seen them all your life, but you probably never knew
their names. But this is where you would find Jake
the Jailbird and Officer Edgar.
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Mallory, Edgar Mallory, what's the sample table at Costco?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know, I've never been there, but let me
see this something answer.
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Good morning, John.
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What's up?
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Buddy?
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Real good man, real good.
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You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. So
you've seen him all your life, but you probably never
knew their names. But this is where you would find
Jake the jailbird, and Officer Edgar Mallory.
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Jake and Edgar.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Uh.
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Put us through that.
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you win. Congratulations, Man, take a gang, y'all. Have a
good Christmas. HU coming up, all right, Ali.
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Boy jumping out, catching you up on your newes on
the other side. I remembering Rayford segment p Us debt
a second and the Reverend Benny ray Christmas time again.
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Good morning, the big show is on the radios. Another
chance to join the winners is coming up first. Rape
says a memoir is not a biography, It is not
autobiography or history. And Raper says anybody, everybody has a
memoir in them.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
One day last week I was telling how we see
so many selectes writing their memoirs, how people are asking
me when I'm going to write my memoirs. My reply was,
and is, who cares? Anyone can write a memoir might
be a good exercise and futility to many who have retired,
or those out of work who have spent so much
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time already writing their resumes, sending them out and getting few,
if any replies. Remember, memoir is not biography, It is
not autobiography or history. Tennessee Williams wrote, memory is seated
predominantly in the heart. Things you can never forget, write
them down and valla a memoir. Dear friend of mine
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once said, the reason people are interested in the comings
and goings and the lives of people in show business
is because most folks lead such prosaic lives that they
get vicarious pleasure from reading these reminiscences of others who
have had led a more colorful life. I've had some
interesting experiences, met some interesting people as a radio and
tea broadcaster, and not just in one city. I have
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enough experiences memories to fill a book of memories that
I could limit in category to radio days, TV days
and movie days. A legend in my own mind. I
think that's when I come back to the question, who
cares Robert d Raper, John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
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Morning, Big shows on the radio. Let's get this call
hello Big Show.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all our beloved friends out there in radio land. Well,
it's myrry Christmas time again, I reckon. Nowadays you gotta
say happy Holidays. Yeah, I wouldn't want to offend nobody
at Christmas by mentioning the Lord just because it's his
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birthday and all. I don't mean you can bring up
his name in polite conversation nowadays. You know it's a
sad deal, folks. Not so long ago, I remember when
everybody in town I go down to the live Nativity
out there in front of the courthouse and all join
hands and sing, oh Holy night all. But we can't
have at no more in America. Some Muslim or cycular
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evolutionist warlock might get their feelings her. Hey, let me
ask all y'all liberals paganites a question. What is it
about Christmas that y'all find sodad gum offensive? Is it
the peace on earth? Or the goodwill towards men and
nother thing? If Christmas bothers y'all so much, how come
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you want to get in on it? So breath? Gee?
Despite what you might have heard, Christmas is supposed to
be about Jesus. Of course, only Jesus' most modern folks
know is that Mexican feller on the landscaping crew. All. Nowadays,
Christmas is all about that modern icon of secular saintliness
and consumerism. That's right, old Satan claw, Oh preacher, Now
(30:17):
you coming down kind of hard on old Sandy, ain't you?
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (30:20):
I am. And that's because he's trying to muscle in
on the Lord's territory. Now you might not like to
hear that today, friends, but it's a truth. Think about it.
He sees you when you're asleeping, Why, he knows if
you're awake. He even knows when you've been bad or good. Well, now,
he don't think too much of his self. I mean,
(30:41):
I ain't trying to be no Jibini Scrooge here, but
you can't spell Satan without sa Nta. You do the man,
All unsaved friends, don't get caught up in this orgiastic
frenzy of seasonal secularism. Come join us as we rip
the lead off in this modern corruption of Christmas. During
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our special month long holiday revival series Walking in a
Worldly Wonderland, the Sword of Joshua Youth Choir is going
to perform their rib tickling round up a sanctified satire,
the politically correct Christmas sing Along. Come here, all ye
broad minded favorites like I'll be home for the Solstice.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, but only
for estimated forty five percent of Americans and angels we
have heard only in our imagination. And oh come, let
us acknowledge him as one of the world's many great
moral teachers. Of course, that'll be followed up by soul
stirring gospel SmackDown by our guest speaker, Doctor George Beverly
(31:48):
DiAngelo of the Tongues of Fire, Independent Full Gospel Pentecostal
Bible College in horse Bucket, Alabama, to bring the youngins
for fun in the parking lot as our youth pastor
Rick You Bob Gilmour takes a turn in the Sword
of Joshua Portable baptismal and dunk in taint three balls
for a buck. All proceeds benefit our church programs that
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try to keep people from going to to beat the
holiday rush to tradition all this month at the Sword
of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. As here's a
Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding youns it's time to turn
so you don't burn. John Boyn, Billy, y'all can come
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straight up.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
H that's a big shan the radio.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
All right, fun with Bucy's female cousin. You probably heard
about her here, Why you're hearing about her in minutes right?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Another Big Shoe Christmas special.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
And now John Boyn Believes Nerve Wracking Christmas Part two
presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a scene from
the holiday classic It's a Wonderful Life, Buffalo gals, won't
you come out today? Come out today, come out today, and.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Dashed by the light of the moon.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You know I'm starting to wish I was never born.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh bye.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
Tune in again next time when you'll hear Clarence the
Apprentice Angel say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Hang
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Hang on, win you some en.
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Minutes for right now and now. An entry into the
diary of Gary Busey's cousin.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Mary h Dear Diary, This is Mary Bucy cousin Gary
weren't able to make the entry this week. He's taking
a little break courtesy of the state, not the Charlie
Sheen Sweet at the Charlie Napier Correctional Facility. I don't
know all the details, but it seems like I heard
he got into a kissing contest with we man from Jacks.
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They should have called him man. Do you get it, Diary,
I mean a literal pissing contest. They had little Filler
hit the road as soon as he seed the blue lights.
But cousin Gary, well, he's too pro to stop midstream.
Put a tarp on the tepee type two pea pet.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
My drawers are wet.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
I feeling the seafe.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Swimming up streams is like on water.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I guess Cousin Gary's making water splitch, splenched.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Host taking the bleak just until the po po showed up.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Head drop, no poot, So, Diary, I'm in charge of
Casa debuty for a spell.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Came all the way out from Tosa, Oklahoma. Yeah, tain't
never been to LA before. I wanted my fat brother
Moosey Beausey to tag along, but he's in a pie
eating contest, so I'm on my own here. Los Angeles
has a different sortie place now, Calm. You have to
look pretty hard to find a weirdo. I mean, we
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got plenty of rednecks, Jehovah witnesses and doorder or tumbleware salesman.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
But not many weirdos.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
I tell you, out here you can't fart without crop dusting,
some ding dong with green hair, a ballerina dress and
a daddy's girl two shirt or fake boobs and face
pierced to the Bejesus belts. And the women are even
worse than irine. I mean, what in the world is
that a girl?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Either that or a rabbit's quarrel?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Things a lot, but no damn thankye. I think gonna
pass on this ganggay Bay diary trying to get a
bite to eat out here. No frosty creams, no golden corrals,
and the daddies alsomew like ransid jilopenos and expired psels.
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I mean, the Indians on all the Mexican restaurants, and
the Greeks on the Indian restaurants, and the Mexicans on
the Chinese joints, and the vietname is on the donut
shopping all right, by I got Gagama. I just gave
up on all that and decided to look for a
good wainer back home. We got der winner Snitzels, Wiener
World Chef's Wally's Wiener wigwam and of course the famous
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handsome whistling waners eat one of those, and they gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Oh,
virgils pop out here. They told me they call them glizzlies. Glizzies.
I mean that sounded to me like it was being
set up for a joke or something.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
Just my luck.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
I asked some bird where I can get a glizzie,
And next thing you know, I'm in a bathtub little
of ice in the motel five and missing a kidney.
Oh not interested now. So I was driving my rental
car around the city looking for a wonderful wier as
I do. Hey work at a girl from town, find
a tasty weener. I finally asked that guy who's standing
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on the corner, and before the cops toted him off,
he gave me his phone number. Oh, I hope he
gets out for I hope he gets out for I
gotta leave because I still ain't got that waner. No,
sir wiener, listen, old La.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
What a witness brother?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Day eight hours later and no tubesteak. Somebody give a
girl a break, y'all y'all wait, okay, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Up a riddle.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
I heard from cousin Gary that celebrities was everywhere. The
only place I saw any was out in front of
that big old Chinese theater. I'll be damned to find
out why more people wasn't there. I mean, I met Batman, Superman,
Captain Jack Sparrow. Hell, even SpongeBob was there, holler than
I thought he'd be, and he was a smoker too.
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I tried to shake Superman's hand, but he wouldn't put
down that bottle of Thunderbird. I then krypt tonight ain't
his only weakness. I even met pack Band. I might
be from Tulsa, but I'm no dummy. They weren't the
real pac Man. No, it weren't, at least I don't
think so. I mean them video game guys ain't real,
are they? Hunhy teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, Madonna and a
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jog of a girdle, A five foot two Frankin's tiny
egg got two fresh and grabbed my honey, Funky bunkies,
monkey Turtle's the junkie and my trunky. I'm not that
kind of girl, not to dum well diary. I got
a skin, dad all. Some guy named Crazy Frankie's coming
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over says that the shaer is talking smack about me.
Let's see if she believes in life after all. Blipper
As until next time, x'es and ups Mary.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
He has another visit from Mary's coming up. When we
got our book next week. It looks like you all right,
let's see.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
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show you told free lot. We'll get a contestant and
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Was National Fritters? Though, if I got to tell us
National Fritter's Day, I wanted some corn fritters later on,
So well, we'll have to circle.
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Back to that too, too late. All right, three days
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Twenty fourteen, Stephen Hawking claimed that artificial intelligence could be
a threat to mankind.
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I could spell the end of the human race.
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When was that?
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That was twenty fourteen, eleven years ago. He's already coming.
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course on AI. He's already got a handle on it.
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I am not killing John Way about this.
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Randy's going back to college.
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You working that, Hey, that's gonna come in here, but
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US Attorney General William Barr said there is no evidence
of widespread voter fraud in the twenty twenty presidential election,
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All right, twenty twenty, it was twenty four. All right, Yeah,
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You know it's still up in there.
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That's over now, so let's move up twenty twenty three.
You're not in the past.
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Rock band Kiss concluded their Farewell into the Road tour
at Madison Square Garden. The encore is performed by digital
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Kisses using AI a lot of that.
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That's the game that anyone can win.
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Let's say I had a big mic from out the wild?
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Can I say?
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We shots.
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The morning? Big Mike?
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What's going on?
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Man? There you are? You are Bodie? All right?
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Video games? Uh?
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Facebook?
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And man.
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And coming off on what to watch next hour? I
think was an Avatar movie released last weekend. There's that now,
No no spoiling you, alright, that's right, you got fifteen minutes.
All right, Big Mike, good work, buddy, big on Blue
EMU Prospect head over to ho While, Tennessee for you.
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Thank you, sir, Can I give a shout out? Please do.
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Look, man, I want to thank.
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You guys h Wes, Tennessee. You guys have smiles on
our faces for thirty years.
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Yeah, all right for that.
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Well you're welcome, Big Mike. Glad you're glad you they're
to catch us man haul them here. Sure appreciate y'all. Yeah, man,
East Tennessee being real, real good, and West Tennessee ain't
been bad.
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As a matter of fact, the whole volunteer state. Yeah,
pretty much. You couldn't have done it with that awesome man.
All right, Well, big Mike, you hang on with Jackie,
my boy, God bless you. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
All right.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
And I was trying to tell you going into the news.
Our first Christmas song of the season is from the
Bolder Boys, entitled Christmas Balls. We'll just saying you picture
thousands and thousands of Boy Scouts singing the song at
the National Jamboree with the Hell in West Virginia when
we first made this song popular. Yeah, we heard a
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lot a lot from that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Everybody was all right. I wish i'd get a head count.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Thirty thousand boy scouts singing the song, you know the words,
sing along.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Christmas balls, Christmas balls. I've got great big Christmas balls.
Paint my black hands at the ball. I've got Christmas
ball every year, Christmas time, my boot laughing the ball
fish finger about real nice nay back down.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
They looks so fine.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Hanging on my Christmas street that people come from miles
around just so they can see Christmas balls. Christmas past.
I've got great big Christmas ball. Pin Cleugh black sands,
rut Fall. I've got Christmas ball. When I was just
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a little boys all saying at the mall, ask me
what I want anything. I told him great big ball.
I showed him my phone. Christmas Boar to all my family,
Mom and dad and sister. You, we're all so proud
to see Christmas balls Christmas fall. I've got great big
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Christmas ball. Paint Cleve black sands at ball. I've got
Christmas ball every year at the holidays. Reporters come see me.
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You've probably seen me show them my balls on National
New Deep. Now I'm seeing my children, but my balls
I have seen when I did and gone, wait tank on,
mom My, great my Christmas ball, Christmas balls. I've got
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great big Christmas ball.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I ain't love like saying up ball.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
I've got Christmas fall, Christmas fall, Christmas balls. I've got
pretty big Christmas pau. I ain't cleve Blaxander ball. I've
got Christmas ball, Christmas bat, Christmas past. I've got great
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big Christmas past. I ain't love black sand dut ball.
I've got Christmas ball. I got Christmas ball.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Oh, Jesus, Mary Baby shows on the radio. Well, now,
Marling Webster.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Y'all, what's up?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Y'all?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Don hey Man with Tobama's house for Thanksgiving, went back
like it always does, about eight until we was about
to pop. It was twelve arguments broke out. One kid
always go home with bloodstains on his clothes somewhere, Uncle said,
sat down in the living room underd his breeches. He
was asleep five minutes for the ball game ever started.
I said, wake up, Sair your pants about to fall off.
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He said, huh, what the score is? Must be all
that turkey at you know, Tucky got all that trip
tonight in it. That stuff knock a man out and along.
About five o'clock, Mama started working me about taking her
and her sister to the mall in the morning. Oh no,
I hate that, baby. Me and your aunt sure could
use a driver to run us through the mall first
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thing in the morning. You know your aunt got that
handicap parking pant. It'll be just like last year. You
can wheel right up to the party like Kanye West.
And I do love me some handicap park And when
Kanye get to the party, he don't have to follow
two old women around for eight hours, care in their
bag for it. I said, Mama, I ain't got nothing
but love for you, but I just can't do it
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again this year. Why you got to go on Friday anyway?
You know what it's gonna be like eighty thousand people
in there fighting over the same set of discount draws
and they got the same Zac stuff the next day too.
Won't y'all wait till Saturday. I'll take you over there.
Then that's when my loud cousin Lamar always pops up. No, man,
you got to go on Black Friday so you can
get all them special door busted deal you can go
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in see it and get a twelve piece socket set
for a dime to the mark and afford to running
mouse because he ain't got no car. Uncle sid pops up, lamar,
what the same hell you need with a twelve piece
socket set? Only time I see you with a tool
in your hand, you standing at the toilet.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So three men, Uncle.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Said, we talked mom into wait until Sarah. You know
how they call the day after Thanksgiving black Friday, because
that's when all the black people go shopping. Well they
need to start calling the next day fat white Saturday.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Some because it was some.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Wide load white folks up in the mall that day.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I think they was there on Saturday because they stayed
home on Friday to finish off that honey bag ham
from Thursday. You ever know, fat white people are different
from fat black people, especially the women. You see a
fat white girl, she always looked just miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Being big.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Ain't nothing to his sister. She don't walk around in
no flower sack looking dress neither. She always turned out.
Come up on a good looking brother, give him that look.
That's rag baby. You know you want some of these
and he probably does too, because you know, a brother
lucky woman got some junk in the trunk, and I
ain't talking about the kind they sell it, bed bath
and be done well. The fat white girl ain't got
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time to look at no men in the mall. She's
too busy dragging around him two fat kids to her
trying to remember where she left her fat husband at
while he way down on the other end of the mall,
halfway pissed off, all out of breath, even though he
ain't got but one bag in his handway. You know
it's in that bag too, don't you. Mama face can
get a new Fridaydaddy christ Yeah, you can tell the
fat white people was out on Saturday. Longest line in
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the whole place was at.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The food court. Jarn Welcome, Get your cousins at the mall,
y'all think about it.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
I'm marveling.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Good morning. Big Show's on the radio. Not only Christmas
songs on The Big Show. Christmas specials kick off.
Speaker 13 (16:41):
This morning and now John Boyn believes nerve Wracking Christmas
Part two presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a
scene from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Howdi Rudolph, I'm
here be the elf, but I really want to be
a dentist. Welcome to the helend of misfit toys. These
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here's Charlie.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Nobody wants to play with a Charlie in the bus.
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Ooh by, tune in again next time when we'll hear
you come Cornelius saying he big man, let me hold
the dollars.
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Away in minutes where right now? From the desk of
Tentertainment News says what to watch? Here's our girl Mercage.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
All right, let's look at the totals for the box
office for that five day holiday Thanksgiving weekend, shall we
all right? You parents out there? Grandparents, this may have
been you. Zutopia two opened up in first place over
that five day weekend, scoring one hundred and fifty six
million in North America and five hundred and fifty six
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point four million worldwide. Wow popular around Utopia too. That
makes it the top global debut of twenty twenty five
and the strongest opening ever for an animated film. Wow,
So you go. Animation. Wicked for Good held strong in
second place for the second weekend. You're a big Wizard
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of Oz fan. Now you see me? Now you don't.
The Magic Heist Movie came in third place. Predator Bad Lads,
I'm trying to do that Guy'squa came in fourth place, and
The Running Man came in fifth place. Coming out this Friday,
Five Nights at Freddy's two. One year has passed since
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the Supernatural Nightmare of Freddie's fas Bear's Pizza and former
security guard Mike has kept the truth from his eleven
year old sister Abby concerning the fate of her animatronic friends.
He didn't want to spoil it for.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So this is like based on Junkie cheese.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Loosely.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Loosely all right, yeah, not officially because they don't want
to get soon, right.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Ota, that's right, because well what happened to Abby? She
snuck out and reconnected with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy
and set in a motion made so that is coming
out Friday. Now, that long ass Avatar fire and Ash
movie you were talking about doesn't hit theaters till December nineteenth.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Johnny, I know you're gonna want to sit through this one.
It's three hours, seventeen minutes long.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
I mean, if you made it through the first Avatar,
which was two hours and forty two minutes back and nine,
I think you're prepared.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I like TV and uh yeah, you're watching the highlight.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Tell me about two and a half weeks. Yeah, so
I thought, I said, some time. It's not after I retire.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You don't you know what?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
He watched the trailer and said, that's all I needed
to know. Probably it probably was a thirty minute trailer
for the movie's three hours streaming this week. Sean Combs
The Reckoning is on Netflix. Fifty cent produced this move
this documentary and it's a mini series about you know,
his misconduct allegations and all that happened after that. Megan Markle,
(20:36):
I just I hate talking. I hate talking about the guy.
Megan Markle's special with Love Megan Holiday Celebration hits Netflix. Wow,
Megan's going to be having a nice little special where
she's going to.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Be What if they got on some hib muggety mucket Netflix.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Well, it is all part of their multi year creative
partnership with Netflix, so they got to pump some than now.
But she's gonna host friends.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Of course, they gave Michelle Obama special too, so Police.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
But they probably also produced and she probably paid for
all that herself. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I don't think he's spending it on his presidential library.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Have you seen Obama's president I think so far. It's
a bookmobile, I.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Don't know, and it's full of her books she's been writing.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It looked like some tower of London Dungeon appropriate.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
We got two things to look. You got stuff in
the movie theater and I'm going to go google the library.
That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
One recommendation Jackie has made and I've read up on it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'm definitely gonna watch. It's called all her fault.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Uh huh? And Jackie is it on paramount? You said
you don't know, Well, just google it anyway. Let me
read you just this introduction from episode one. Marissa Irwin
rhymes to collect her young son Milo from their first playdate.
But the woman who answers the door isn't a mother
she recognizes and doesn't have her son.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Oh, I feel good movie. It's like a look at.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Twilight Zone sort of.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
How does Eric feel about You're locking that movie?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's a series?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It is all right, we all have that it let
me know. All right, Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out getting one of these has never been more popular.
But you might want to keep it on the raps
during your next job interview, because nearly one third of
employers say they're less.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Likely to hire you that tattoos.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Tattoos and man like everybody's got tattooed all but still
one third. All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well you've
seen them all your life, but you probably never knew
their names. But this is where you would find Jake
the Jailbird and Officer Edgar.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Mallory, Edgar Mallory, what's the sample table at Costco?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know, I've never been there, but let me
see this something answer.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
No, what do y'all got? Big shows? She told Free Life.
We go to we get the Winter. We play John
boyd Jepardy Next, Good morning. That's a big show on
(23:45):
the radio. Tuesday, Day seven. A second feature TrackMan to
make show bt Boxer diaryl Gary Busey Abusy Thanksgiving keywords
Thanksgiving Diary?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Did you hit the bed box at the Big show?
Dot Com?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
It's Sean Boy Jefflin.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Now a man who's saw in his own childhood diary
that he crashed his bike on this date back in
nineteen seventy three. And since they went in Facebook back then,
he's letting everybody know.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Now he's John Boy.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'm okay as I headed John out of kill Devil Hills,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Good morning, John.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Gang is everybody?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Real good man, real good.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
We need some rain out there toward the outer banks. John,
hope we get some of this way, buddy.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, we could use it a little dry.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We need water for the dnkeies O kit. See what
you can do about that play house? All right, joh well,
I'm glad you made it in here. Buddy.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. So
you've seen him all your life, but you probably never
knew their names. But this is where you would find
Jake the jailbird, and Officer Edgar Mallory.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Jake and Edgar.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
See the board Monopoly, the board Monopoly.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Let's see Norton is gone.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Put us through that.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, John, And you got the assortment of small badge
handcook peanuts from bird Tea County Peanuts right out there,
kind of a little above you and maybe west northwest
of kill Devil Hills. I got it in my head.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Yeah, I can guarantee you they're good.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yes, sir? All right, John, you hang on, buddy, Glad
you win. Congratulations, Man, take a gang, y'all. Have a
good Christmas. HU coming up, all right, Ali.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Boy jumping out, catching you up on your newes on
the other side. I remembering Rayford segment p Us debt
a second and the Reverend Benny ray Christmas time again.
(26:36):
Good morning, the big show is on the radios. Another
chance to join the winners is coming up first. Rape
says a memoir is not a biography, It is not
autobiography or history. And Raper says anybody, everybody has a
memoir in them.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
One day last week I was telling how we see
so many selectes writing their memoirs, how people are asking
me when I'm going to write my memoirs. My reply was,
and is, who cares? Anyone can write a memoir might
be a good exercise and futility to many who have retired,
or those out of work who have spent so much
(27:17):
time already writing their resumes, sending them out and getting few,
if any replies. Remember, memoir is not biography, It is
not autobiography or history. Tennessee Williams wrote, memory is seated
predominantly in the heart. Things you can never forget, write
them down and valla a memoir. Dear friend of mine
(27:39):
once said, the reason people are interested in the comings
and goings and the lives of people in show business
is because most folks lead such prosaic lives that they
get vicarious pleasure from reading these reminiscences of others who
have had led a more colorful life. I've had some
interesting experiences, met some interesting people as a radio and
tea broadcaster, and not just in one city. I have
(28:03):
enough experiences memories to fill a book of memories that
I could limit in category to radio days, TV days
and movie days. A legend in my own mind. I
think that's when I come back to the question, who
cares Robert d Raper, John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Morning, Big shows on the radio. Let's get this call
hello Big Show.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all our beloved friends out there in radio land. Well,
it's myrry Christmas time again, I reckon. Nowadays you gotta
say happy Holidays. Yeah, I wouldn't want to offend nobody
at Christmas by mentioning the Lord just because it's his
(29:08):
birthday and all. I don't mean you can bring up
his name in polite conversation nowadays. You know it's a
sad deal, folks. Not so long ago, I remember when
everybody in town I go down to the live Nativity
out there in front of the courthouse and all join
hands and sing, oh Holy night all. But we can't
have at no more in America. Some Muslim or cycular
(29:30):
evolutionist warlock might get their feelings her. Hey, let me
ask all y'all liberals paganites a question. What is it
about Christmas that y'all find sodad gum offensive? Is it
the peace on earth? Or the goodwill towards men and
nother thing? If Christmas bothers y'all so much, how come
(29:51):
you want to get in on it? So breath? Gee?
Despite what you might have heard, Christmas is supposed to
be about Jesus. Of course, only Jesus' most modern folks
know is that Mexican feller on the landscaping crew. All. Nowadays,
Christmas is all about that modern icon of secular saintliness
and consumerism. That's right, old Satan claw, Oh preacher, Now
(30:17):
you coming down kind of hard on old Sandy, ain't you?
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (30:20):
I am. And that's because he's trying to muscle in
on the Lord's territory. Now you might not like to
hear that today, friends, but it's a truth. Think about it.
He sees you when you're asleeping, Why, he knows if
you're awake. He even knows when you've been bad or good. Well, now,
he don't think too much of his self. I mean,
(30:41):
I ain't trying to be no Jibini Scrooge here, but
you can't spell Satan without sa Nta. You do the man,
All unsaved friends, don't get caught up in this orgiastic
frenzy of seasonal secularism. Come join us as we rip
the lead off in this modern corruption of Christmas. During
(31:02):
our special month long holiday revival series Walking in a
Worldly Wonderland, the Sword of Joshua Youth Choir is going
to perform their rib tickling round up a sanctified satire,
the politically correct Christmas sing Along. Come here, all ye
broad minded favorites like I'll be home for the Solstice.
(31:25):
It's the most wonderful time of the year, but only
for estimated forty five percent of Americans and angels we
have heard only in our imagination. And oh come, let
us acknowledge him as one of the world's many great
moral teachers. Of course, that'll be followed up by soul
stirring gospel SmackDown by our guest speaker, Doctor George Beverly
(31:48):
DiAngelo of the Tongues of Fire, Independent Full Gospel Pentecostal
Bible College in horse Bucket, Alabama, to bring the youngins
for fun in the parking lot as our youth pastor
Rick You Bob Gilmour takes a turn in the Sword
of Joshua Portable baptismal and dunk in taint three balls
for a buck. All proceeds benefit our church programs that
(32:10):
try to keep people from going to to beat the
holiday rush to tradition all this month at the Sword
of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. As here's a
Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding youns it's time to turn
so you don't burn. John Boyn, Billy, y'all can come
(32:34):
straight up.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
H that's a big shan the radio.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
All right, fun with Bucy's female cousin. You probably heard
about her here, Why you're hearing about her in minutes right?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Another Big Shoe Christmas special.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
And now John Boyn Believes Nerve Wracking Christmas Part two
presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a scene from
the holiday classic It's a Wonderful Life, Buffalo gals, won't
you come out today? Come out today, come out today, and.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Dashed by the light of the moon.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You know I'm starting to wish I was never born.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh bye.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
Tune in again next time when you'll hear Clarence the
Apprentice Angel say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Hang
right there for Mary Bucy, no move. Let me tell
you what you can win if you can.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Beat the blonde. Here in a minute.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
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Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hang on, win you some en.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Minutes for right now and now. An entry into the
diary of Gary Busey's cousin.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Mary h Dear Diary, This is Mary Bucy cousin Gary
weren't able to make the entry this week. He's taking
a little break courtesy of the state, not the Charlie
Sheen Sweet at the Charlie Napier Correctional Facility. I don't
know all the details, but it seems like I heard
he got into a kissing contest with we man from Jacks.
(34:58):
They should have called him man. Do you get it, Diary,
I mean a literal pissing contest. They had little Filler
hit the road as soon as he seed the blue lights.
But cousin Gary, well, he's too pro to stop midstream.
Put a tarp on the tepee type two pea pet.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
My drawers are wet.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
I feeling the seafe.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Swimming up streams is like on water.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I guess Cousin Gary's making water splitch, splenched.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Host taking the bleak just until the po po showed up.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Head drop, no poot, So, Diary, I'm in charge of
Casa debuty for a spell.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Came all the way out from Tosa, Oklahoma. Yeah, tain't
never been to LA before. I wanted my fat brother
Moosey Beausey to tag along, but he's in a pie
eating contest, so I'm on my own here. Los Angeles
has a different sortie place now, Calm. You have to
look pretty hard to find a weirdo. I mean, we
(36:06):
got plenty of rednecks, Jehovah witnesses and doorder or tumbleware salesman.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
But not many weirdos.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
I tell you, out here you can't fart without crop dusting,
some ding dong with green hair, a ballerina dress and
a daddy's girl two shirt or fake boobs and face
pierced to the Bejesus belts. And the women are even
worse than irine. I mean, what in the world is
that a girl?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Either that or a rabbit's quarrel?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Things a lot, but no damn thankye. I think gonna
pass on this ganggay Bay diary trying to get a
bite to eat out here. No frosty creams, no golden corrals,
and the daddies alsomew like ransid jilopenos and expired psels.
(36:59):
I mean, the Indians on all the Mexican restaurants, and
the Greeks on the Indian restaurants, and the Mexicans on
the Chinese joints, and the vietname is on the donut
shopping all right, by I got Gagama. I just gave
up on all that and decided to look for a
good wainer back home. We got der winner Snitzels, Wiener
World Chef's Wally's Wiener wigwam and of course the famous
(37:22):
handsome whistling waners eat one of those, and they gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Oh,
virgils pop out here. They told me they call them glizzlies. Glizzies.
I mean that sounded to me like it was being
set up for a joke or something.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
Just my luck.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
I asked some bird where I can get a glizzie,
And next thing you know, I'm in a bathtub little
of ice in the motel five and missing a kidney.
Oh not interested now. So I was driving my rental
car around the city looking for a wonderful wier as
I do. Hey work at a girl from town, find
a tasty weener. I finally asked that guy who's standing
(38:03):
on the corner, and before the cops toted him off,
he gave me his phone number. Oh, I hope he
gets out for I hope he gets out for I
gotta leave because I still ain't got that waner. No,
sir wiener, listen, old La.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
What a witness brother?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Day eight hours later and no tubesteak. Somebody give a
girl a break, y'all y'all wait, okay, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Up a riddle.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
I heard from cousin Gary that celebrities was everywhere. The
only place I saw any was out in front of
that big old Chinese theater. I'll be damned to find
out why more people wasn't there. I mean, I met Batman, Superman,
Captain Jack Sparrow. Hell, even SpongeBob was there, holler than
I thought he'd be, and he was a smoker too.
(38:52):
I tried to shake Superman's hand, but he wouldn't put
down that bottle of Thunderbird. I then krypt tonight ain't
his only weakness. I even met pack Band. I might
be from Tulsa, but I'm no dummy. They weren't the
real pac Man. No, it weren't, at least I don't
think so. I mean them video game guys ain't real,
are they? Hunhy teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, Madonna and a
(39:15):
jog of a girdle, A five foot two Frankin's tiny
egg got two fresh and grabbed my honey, Funky bunkies,
monkey Turtle's the junkie and my trunky. I'm not that
kind of girl, not to dum well diary. I got
a skin, dad all. Some guy named Crazy Frankie's coming
(39:38):
over says that the shaer is talking smack about me.
Let's see if she believes in life after all. Blipper
As until next time, x'es and ups Mary.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
He has another visit from Mary's coming up. When we
got our book next week. It looks like you all right,
let's see.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Well, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big
show you told free lot. We'll get a contestant and
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