June 11, 2024 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Married Man sings his own one hit wonder, “Dad to the Bone”.. - There’s a big Father’s Day sale going on at Tacky Jackie’s Clothes for Hoes.. - Oliver goes to Golden Corral.. - We’ll run down the Top 10 Things Dad’s Will Never Say.. - Murray has Netflix password problems.. - and finally, Ike Turner and Carl Childers start up a dating service!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, I remember the first time I met John Boy
and Billy. In many ways they were totally different, but
they were a lot alike as well. Infectious, laughter, easy
to be around, and who could forget those shaws shank haircuts.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's what makes their show the big show.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Gogging do the dow up and that on.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It is Tuesday and June the eleventh, The big show is.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
On the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You ain't me any more happier here on National Corn
on the cob day.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You ain't much with corn on the cob There take it?
Do I like it? I like the little holders, and
everything's on. I got the corner's popping a booger branch.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's on about two feet high right now, says but
I am finishing up last year's cropping the freezer. I
got a maybe a couple of dozen years left.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It looks like it's gonna it's kind of right out, yeah,
timing perfect.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I never thought about freezing it on the cop.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh yeah, that's what I do. It take it right
out of the field, all right, but in the freezer.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
That's how I thought it came all my life. I
never know that it grew in a field.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Cause it man he's throwing on a grill. If you
want to with the husk already on it, let it
burn a husk up and cook the corn man, it's not.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We do it.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
We wrap it and foil and butter and all the
garlic and all that.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, always on the.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Grill and just do it in a pot of boiling water.
Work right quick, all right? Corner you grow the yellow corner,
the white corner.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
We did the speckled It was a little bit of
butter and cream or something and cream. They not butter,
but something yellow yellow's uh yeah, worked out good.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, we'll get you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's only gonna be like ninety five at the end
of this week, So come on out there and petty
something tighter. Come on, I'll let you know what it's
ready all right. In the meantime, yeah, I got to
get out there and spur and spur the chickens on.
I hope they don't ease up with the eggs, with
y'all's eggs just because of some sonnety five degree weather.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Spur them on, huh.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
I saw I saw a video over the weekend. Apparently
chickens love has well.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
If you can catch up roundup. That's like a big
treat for them.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
But have you have you seen any of the holes
or the yeah lchoverkelegions, Yeah, all over the blast.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
They come out of that and leave that behind.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's the grosser.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
It's supposed to be good for the ground and the
dirt too, sure it is. Yeah, So I throws something
to the chickens, Throw some on the garden. Come on,
come on random with glabor Cicada shell round up sounds like.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You're just yeah, it's cicada rins.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
They like those, by the way, it reminds cicada days.
It's happening this weekend and dicimal seep in South Carolina.
The mayor will join us at the bottom of the hour.
Oh right, they got a three day saved up. We
get the first prize pack out and get that winning beginning.
We are awake, Big shows on a radio. Good morning,
(03:49):
got the Big Sea on the radio. First prize pack
we play for today, A hat, T shirt, tumbler and
a twenty five dollars gas cards from my buzz at
law Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers who ride. You could win the
trip of a lifetime to the eighty fourth Annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally and Accustom Harley Davison Performance Bagger. Go to
Big Show dot com, click on the law Tiger's banner.
(04:12):
Make sure you are entered. Let's get you ready to
win that ride. Here June eleventh, it was eighteen ninety five,
Charles E. Durier became the first US inventor to be
issued a US patent for a gasoline driven automobile.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What make of cars did he did? He go into
making them?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, eventually into Mercedes and Dommler and a couple other
names got moosed in there, and I think his wife
stole one of his cars and drove it cross country.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Move up to nineteen ninety one. Mount Penatubo. Pennatubo erupted
in the Philippines. The resulting explosion of ash, hot asses
hot gases could be seen more than eighty sixty a
long way away.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
All right, gas ass sexty eighty?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Nobody rhydes for free?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
They had to get it out. It was like an earword,
you know. So anyway, yeah, they could be seen a
long way away. Clark Air Force Base and Subic Bay
were covered with ash and mud, so let's think about
Muddy Thanks and on our final category. Two thousand and
two American Idol premiered on the Fox Network. The talent
(05:38):
show was based on a similar British program.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
The very first one? All right, well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big shows you told
free line across America. We play out birds next. Good
(06:19):
for then it's a big show on the radio. Run
it till your Tuesday, June eleventh. Today's feature track from
the Big Show bit Box, I can Carl's dating service.
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Speaker 3 (06:36):
There right now? Ups, Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Pa.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun when you're playing up have them hurry up
and gast time. You have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Let's say head a Mark from Burrows Inlet, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
We shot.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Morning Mark.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Lorning, Big Gambo and Tighter Jacky.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Everybody, I'm on in from the inlet, Get in here
in the land, of shoting North Carolina and win a
big old prize back off of us and maybe win
that trip to Sturgis. What do you say, Mark, let's
do it. Here we go in five seconds. Three things
that need gasoline ready to go?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
A car, a trust and a motor tuckle.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Now give us three things that get money ready to go.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Bike your shoes, send your mud buggy, all right, and
for the win.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Three talent shows ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
American Idol, Marx Singer and Dancing with the Soul Man.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Let good work, Mark, big old law Tiger's prize pack
had done. The beautiful merles Inlet, South Carolina is a
Has the summer folks been piling in yet?
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Yeah, they're piling in it. You can't card the drive
anywhere on it?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Hey, No, I know, man, y'all quit that.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I think they're free. You didn't.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, we gotta have cars to get you there to
beautiful places on this planet. And Mark, you want them, buddy,
Proud to have you listening, Glad you.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Won you hang on to you poor?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Of course?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
I wanted to say hello to my lovely wife Sandy
and all the rest of my hunting fisher buddies.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well, all right there, Mark, appreciating you and yours listening
to the big show. All right, we're gonna jump out,
cut you up on your news. Promise you the mayor
Dismal Seeding with Cicada Festival this weekend, tell you all
about on the other side. Hang on, good Tuesday morning,
(09:57):
big shows on the radio. There there's always something exciting
happening in beautiful dismal seeped South Carolina. And here to
tell us all about it as a mayor himself, the
Honorable Merwin Coo Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So watch the buzz and dismal Seepage.
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
And dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big, big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Who can't be topical? Well interesting? All right, So what
exactly is Cicada Days about? Well, it's about cicadas, I
mean it's right there in the title. Oh I know,
But like what's going on?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
That's a pretty open ended question, John Boy, well, as
you know, this is the big Cicada emergence, which only
happens every seventeen years. It's a time when you go
outside and hear trillions of those charming critters filling the
air with a sound like a nineteen fifties sci fi
movie flying saucer. What better time to throw a party?
Maybe after the noise dies down. As usual, we dismal
(11:08):
Seepageans kick off the shindig with the big parade down
Main Street. It'll be led by our Cicada Day's mascot, Bugsy,
a guy in a bug costume, and Hi John Boy,
but not just any costume. It was created by Yeshiro Hondada,
who created the creature suits for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Is it cute?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Nope?
Speaker 11 (11:30):
The baton Twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroach's Marching Band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beatles,
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Let me guess the cars look like cicadas, not just
look like, but sound like.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's right. They've attached kazoos to their exhaust pipes.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
It's a whole scene many So what's on the schedule. Well,
as you know in dismal seepage, we like to kick
it up a notch. This weekend we'll be exploring one
of the lesser known facets of cicada mania, eating them.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Are you serious, damn skippy John boy.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on him
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your
antennis twitching. Cicada and bacon, jolopano poppers, cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie. So that's bugs in a blender row,
(12:30):
all along with other delights like organic banana, blueberries, crickets,
oat milk, wheat germ. Well wait a minute, crickets a
wonderful source of protein, but don't worry, it won't distract
from the taste of the cicada. And all these delicious
treats can only be found at Big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So I guess you've sampled everything.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health and Human Services. The government's footing
the bill.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Your tax dollars at work. You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Sounds like a smoke screen to get the peasants to
learn how to eat bugs instead of steak.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
So come on down.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
To the big dismal seepach Cicada days. If you miss it,
it'll bug you.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Do you have to peel them first? You're bugging me.
(13:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
It's a big show on the radio in the playhouse
featuring the late great James Grennery.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
night after Supper. As our story opens, Leland and Gregory
and his wife Mavis are just finishing up.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Their evening meal.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Lord, Lord, Lord, I hate more than I planned to. Mattis,
where's that TV got? I need to find out what
time rast is coming up?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I should I know where the TV guy is. You're
the only one around here that has time to watch TV.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
I'm always running around picking up after you.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
I hear it is. Let me see the eight o'clock channel.
Fifty eight ain't made. It's worth a remote.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Don't you start with me?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Leland.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
If you'd wait a few minutes, I'd hell with him, dish.
I just feel so lightheaded. Best you My blood pressures
up against and my feet hurt. God, I hate you
with my feet hurt. He'll wait a minute. I have
(15:01):
an addition to that, man, maybe as you don't get
the fire all hell I get? Hello? Well, hey grandma,
how you doing? Is that right? Start? Can hear that
(15:24):
you told her we'll soak it? Yeah, that's what I do,
warm waters, salt, you soak your foot. I know you
told me, not your foot, but you told on your foot. Yeah.
We just got through eating. You know. I just can't
lose weight, no matter, no matter what I did. Now,
(15:50):
I'm good in mind to change doctors the what I'm
going today?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Give me.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
What you mean? Why they for supper.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Half half?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Just half what I usually do? Yeah, half a bucket?
No doctor said I need to cut down on the
fat in my die. So I switched to them snack wells.
They taste almost as good as a real cookie. He
don't want me to have real cookies? Snack well damn,
(16:29):
you can't hear you told her. Yeah, I go through
five or six boxes of them cookies a day. Where
the fact free. Hell, I tell you what, first thing
tomorrow I'm going to die, well cat tomorrow, Tomorrow we're
going to crack a barrel. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe this
(16:53):
is in the kitchen cleaning up we are? How she
is walks around that sorry look on her face. Yeah, hell,
all the time, complain about how nobody appreciates her. I know,
I know you tried to tell me not to marriag
and I should have listened to you. I remember my
wedding day you come up to me and says, boy,
you just made the biggest mistake of your life. That
(17:16):
right there is the meanest girl that God they will
put on face or I never forget that. That's what
you said. That's what you said. You said you're gonna
regret this day to the day you die.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
And you were right.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
Been twenty five years of misery, damn misery. Do what
got a divorce? Hell now, I don't hang it the divorce.
Give her half everything I got. And besides, I couldn't
start dating to get at my age. Don't think so
now at this point, I just take it out to them.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I thought you was going to help me with these dishes.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Ah, hell, I gotta go. That's maybe it's hard to
give about the damn dishes. I got to eat that
help with the dishes? Damn army, Do I hold them
for just a second, Mabus what your grandmother's out.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
In the fire. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (18:22):
Should then again next time we're hear the crusty old
bus boy at Cracker Barrel say, hey, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Well, good morning to all our beloved friends out there
in radio land. That as a Reverend Billy Ray Collins
from the Sword of Joshua, Independent photocost for Pennicultural Assembly.
Just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road,
and you're listening to Breakfast with the Backsliders, better known
as the Big Show with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Good More than it's a big show on the radio
when John Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred and seven.
There's a brand new double XL T shirt from the
Rocking for the Reds Charity Concert in memory of Valerie red.
Check it out and get your name in the hat.
We'll give it away Friday.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
When a hit the final hour, the Big Show got here,
you gotta get the podcast. It's just as when we've
got here.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, what to watch from Taylor Taplan News coming up
in minutes.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Some big show rolls on.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Good Morning.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy Winner gets a big old
Redmax prize pack. Redmax makes the best trimmers and blowers
and commercial zero turn mowers got a two year unlimited
hour warning. Kawasaki engines heavy duty fabricated deck mo like
a pro with Redmax. It's still on that Redmax manner.
When you hit the Big Show dot com, we'll play
for it ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
We're right now.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
If the desk containertainment news, it's what to watch. Here's
Marzi Taylor Moren.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Let's look at the box office from the weekend show.
Let's do Will Smith is back atop the box office.
Bad Boys Ride or Die was number one over the weekend.
This is the Star's first major movie since he you know,
slapped Chris rockcross the face on stage at the Oscars
in twenty two. The Garfield movie came in second place.
(21:06):
It dropped from first to second. If The Imaginary Friend
movie with Ryan Reynolds is in third the watchers. It's
a horror movie directed by m Night Shyamalan. It opened
in fourth place, and Kingdom of the Planet of the
Apes was in fifth place.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yes, monkey movie.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, I've seen I think all of them except this,
and I'll wait till you get's on my TV.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
The computers have really helped that along from the first
one when they.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Were trying to road through that husk. And I did
go to see one.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Maybe it was the last one in three D because
I've never seen a three D movie over Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, I went to movies with Billy. I'm impressed. He's
a pace Center said he's not a good kisser.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I told you, I'm that's sitting in the back. Movies
coming out this Friday. Inside Out too. It's a Disney movie.
It's animated, a lot of famous voices. Are the feelings.
That's what's the Feelings movie. They follow the girl and
they're like up inside. All the dialogue happens from inside,
and they've got some new feelings. Anxiety is new and
(22:15):
stuff like that. So that's coming out. Why Riley is
in her teenage years Firebrand. This is about to Catherine Parr,
the sixth wife of King Henry the Eighth. So it's
a dramatic time. The Peace movie, I was told they
wouldn't be math involved, so yeah. So Ride is also
(22:37):
coming out Friday. Three generations of bull riders fight to
raise money to transfer the family's young daughter to a
better cancer hospital. It's set in Stephenville, Texas. The Ride
Explorers rodeo addiction in the Heartland, and the Cowboys place
in modern America. Right right, all right, let's see. If
you're a streamer, you've got some movies to watch. Disney
(22:59):
Plus as the newest Star Wars series start with the series.
That was a great segue The Acolyte. I don't know
any of you happen to catch it yet. Yeah, it's
said about one hundred years before the Phantom Menace. We
all know about when that happened. So that's what the Acolytes.
(23:20):
Hit Man is on Netflix.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
This is a movie.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
It's stars Top Guns Glenn Powell. He played Hangman in
the latest Top Gun movie. He's a college professor who
goes under cover as a hit man in order to
arrest those who try to hire him very very interesting.
Presumed Innocent is on Apple TV Plus. It's a limited
series and it's been produced by J. J. Abrams and
(23:43):
it's the TV adaption or adaptation of the book Presumed Innocent,
which also was a movie that Harrison Ford start in.
So you kind of know how this is gonna go.
With Jake Chillenhall playing it, you might know the ending.
I don't need to spoil it. Bridgerton Ladies Bridgerton Season three,
Part two has been released this week on Netflix. It's
(24:07):
a soap opera set back in London's regency era, so
it's like in the early a lot of there's a
lot of scandal and gossip and smooching.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
So Bridgards had a.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Right at bacon and maybe.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
There's popcorn in it for you. All right, thank you
very much of that report.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Board Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out until the late nineteen forties,
American movies that were released in Japan had to have
scenes that contained this removed because it was considered unclean
and modest and proper, ungraceful, highly likely to spread disease. Luckily,
we have Tater Tainman's own tater.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Tyler kill?
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Kissing?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yes, kissing, I have a smoochy smooch. Oh no, no tugs.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen fifty five, the
motion picture industry ended its ban on movies being aired
on television. As a result, this epic Hollywood horror film
became the first movie to.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Air on TV.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
What is Sharknado?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
That would be kicking a pet?
Speaker 10 (25:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What y'all got?
Speaker 8 (25:25):
One?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Next, Good Morning, it's a big children.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
On the radio.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah right yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Tuesday, June eleventh, Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box, I can Carls Dating Service Susia keywords dating service.
Hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Here right now, let's.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Play yes live across America, John Boy, Jappy and now
your host.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
He was once banned from television.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Of course it was public television. And we're not sure
if it's still.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
In effect, because well, we don't care.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Here's John Boy.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
As they hated Tony out of Lancaster, South Carolina. Good morning, Tony,
good morning, oh man, Well awesome up here?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
How's everything right across the state line for you today?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
What Tony? You got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning? Were pulling for you? Nineteen fifty five, the
Motion picture industry ended its ban on movies being aired
on TV. As a result, this epic Hollywood horror film
became the first movie to air on television.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
What do you got, Tony?
Speaker 9 (27:21):
I wasn't around back then, but shortly after I might
have to go with King Kong.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Ah, they're going back before you were born for this answer,
King King Kong.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Out what I call him? I I guess he did
not google it? I know, just gonna get on. But
they didn't have Google back then.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
But look at it.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It's the boy right right? Yeah, yeah, it didn't work,
Tony Man.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I love y'all.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
I'll live to see you every single day.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Now, bright off? Will you hang on, my boy?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Jackie?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Hook you?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Why were jumping out? Catching you up on your news?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Headed George Father's Day this Sunday married man's dad or dad?
Speaker 8 (28:24):
We'll find out boat now.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
More Dad.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
It is a big show on the radio, The Stuart
Father's Day and this Sunday. How about the Father's Day
big show anthem. It's from married man dad to the bone.
Speaker 12 (29:30):
All I get up in the morning and I go
off to work. I don't like my job because my
boss is a jerk, but I gotta make that money.
I gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm Dad to the bone, died to the bone,
(29:52):
died to the bone, Dad the dad, Dad of the ball.
I'll make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more, baby, for all the bills that
(30:12):
are due. I'm in the hole, pretty baby, singing just
like a stone. Got a wife and four kids, and
I'm Dad to the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Oh brother, Dad, Dad.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Could you guys excuse.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Me for just a seven Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen,
I'm kind of in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
call you back in just a minute.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Guys.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife, pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I'm about to go broken.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
I'm dad to the ball, dad to the barb Oh, boy,
you don't know that have of it? I mean, it's
just well never.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Rid an.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
You guys. Excuse me just one more second?
Speaker 12 (31:40):
Hello, yes, Honeyboddy, No, no, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now we're only on our first take.
So I really don't know how much longer it's going
to be. Yeah, that's that's check the sasophone. Yea check
the guy from the bowling team. No, I don't think
you guys have met. What difference does it make what
(32:03):
he looks like. I'm sure you guys has never met. Yes,
that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes, he plays very well.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yes he does, doesn't honey, cann? I?
Speaker 13 (32:14):
What?
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Pick up a few things at the store or at home?
Speaker 13 (32:19):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Okay, one second?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (32:25):
What paper towels?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
And what else?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Is that the super MAXI? Now do those have the wings?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
All right, I'll take.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Care of it on the way.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
No, I really don't know how long it's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Listen, honey, the solo is almost over.
Speaker 13 (32:42):
I need to go.
Speaker 12 (32:43):
I'll talk to you soon, Okay, I hear so much
talk that my ears are bleeding, my life is a mess,
and my hairlines reci'm a wreck. Pretty baby, it makes
me want to moan. I'm here to tell you brother
(33:06):
that I'm dad to the ball, Dad to the ball.
That me brother, dad, dad, dad to the moll. No,
(33:27):
this is sounding pretty good, Oh boy, hell, yes, honey, money, Yes,
I think we're just getting ready to wrap up here.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yes what, Yes, I'll be sure to give Joey's penn back.
I know I'm very bad about sticking.
Speaker 13 (33:44):
Him in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, honey, I'll be home in a few minutes. Okay,
I'll tell you that bye bye. Okay, fellows, looks like that's.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
A wrap.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
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(37:27):
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This is your old pal Bert Fern saying I'll see
you there. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Ah phibbityjibbity. I'm old and I hate the news.
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In my day, we were too busy keeping death from
our door to worry about what was happening to other folks.
In fact, when death would come to our door, we'd
give him a phony name and tell him the folks
he was looking forwards next door. Pretty soon the whole
town was pushing up daisies and we was raiding their pantries.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Wrangle, dingle Dangledoo. Look at us.
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We're a bunch of big fat liars, pimping out our
neighbors to the grim Reaper and in breeding to beat
the band, just like they do over to the John
Boyard Billy Big Show.
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And we like it.
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We loved it, Joy Moore, Dan, it's a big show
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Big Show rose Y
Well, I remember the first time I met John Boy
and Billy. In many ways they were totally different, but
they were a lot alike as well. Infectious, laughter, easy
to be around, and who could forget those shaws shank haircuts.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's what makes their show the big show.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Gogging do the dow up and that on.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It is Tuesday and June the eleventh, The big show is.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
On the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You ain't me any more happier here on National Corn
on the cob day.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You ain't much with corn on the cob There take it?
Do I like it? I like the little holders, and
everything's on. I got the corner's popping a booger branch.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's on about two feet high right now, says but
I am finishing up last year's cropping the freezer. I
got a maybe a couple of dozen years left.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It looks like it's gonna it's kind of right out, yeah,
timing perfect.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I never thought about freezing it on the cop.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh yeah, that's what I do. It take it right
out of the field, all right, but in the freezer.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
That's how I thought it came all my life. I
never know that it grew in a field.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Cause it man he's throwing on a grill. If you
want to with the husk already on it, let it
burn a husk up and cook the corn man, it's not.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We do it.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
We wrap it and foil and butter and all the
garlic and all that.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, always on the.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Grill and just do it in a pot of boiling water.
Work right quick, all right? Corner you grow the yellow corner,
the white corner.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
We did the speckled It was a little bit of
butter and cream or something and cream. They not butter,
but something yellow yellow's uh yeah, worked out good.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, we'll get you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's only gonna be like ninety five at the end
of this week, So come on out there and petty
something tighter. Come on, I'll let you know what it's
ready all right. In the meantime, yeah, I got to
get out there and spur and spur the chickens on.
I hope they don't ease up with the eggs, with
y'all's eggs just because of some sonnety five degree weather.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Spur them on, huh.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
I saw I saw a video over the weekend. Apparently
chickens love has well.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
If you can catch up roundup. That's like a big
treat for them.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
But have you have you seen any of the holes
or the yeah lchoverkelegions, Yeah, all over the blast.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
They come out of that and leave that behind.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's the grosser.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
It's supposed to be good for the ground and the
dirt too, sure it is. Yeah, So I throws something
to the chickens, Throw some on the garden. Come on,
come on random with glabor Cicada shell round up sounds like.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You're just yeah, it's cicada rins.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
They like those, by the way, it reminds cicada days.
It's happening this weekend and dicimal seep in South Carolina.
The mayor will join us at the bottom of the hour.
Oh right, they got a three day saved up. We
get the first prize pack out and get that winning beginning.
We are awake, Big shows on a radio. Good morning,
(03:49):
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(04:12):
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win that ride. Here June eleventh, it was eighteen ninety five,
Charles E. Durier became the first US inventor to be
issued a US patent for a gasoline driven automobile.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What make of cars did he did? He go into
making them?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, eventually into Mercedes and Dommler and a couple other
names got moosed in there, and I think his wife
stole one of his cars and drove it cross country.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Move up to nineteen ninety one. Mount Penatubo. Pennatubo erupted
in the Philippines. The resulting explosion of ash, hot asses
hot gases could be seen more than eighty sixty a
long way away.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
All right, gas ass sexty eighty?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Nobody rhydes for free?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
They had to get it out. It was like an earword,
you know. So anyway, yeah, they could be seen a
long way away. Clark Air Force Base and Subic Bay
were covered with ash and mud, so let's think about
Muddy Thanks and on our final category. Two thousand and
two American Idol premiered on the Fox Network. The talent
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show was based on a similar British program.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
The very first one? All right, well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
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for then it's a big show on the radio. Run
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There right now? Ups, Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Pa.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun when you're playing up have them hurry up
and gast time. You have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Let's say head a Mark from Burrows Inlet, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
We shot.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Morning Mark.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Lorning, Big Gambo and Tighter Jacky.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Everybody, I'm on in from the inlet, Get in here
in the land, of shoting North Carolina and win a
big old prize back off of us and maybe win
that trip to Sturgis. What do you say, Mark, let's
do it. Here we go in five seconds. Three things
that need gasoline ready to go?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
A car, a trust and a motor tuckle.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Now give us three things that get money ready to go.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Bike your shoes, send your mud buggy, all right, and
for the win.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Three talent shows ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
American Idol, Marx Singer and Dancing with the Soul Man.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Let good work, Mark, big old law Tiger's prize pack
had done. The beautiful merles Inlet, South Carolina is a
Has the summer folks been piling in yet?
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Yeah, they're piling in it. You can't card the drive
anywhere on it?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Hey, No, I know, man, y'all quit that.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I think they're free. You didn't.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, we gotta have cars to get you there to
beautiful places on this planet. And Mark, you want them, buddy,
Proud to have you listening, Glad you.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Won you hang on to you poor?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Of course?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
I wanted to say hello to my lovely wife Sandy
and all the rest of my hunting fisher buddies.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well, all right there, Mark, appreciating you and yours listening
to the big show. All right, we're gonna jump out,
cut you up on your news. Promise you the mayor
Dismal Seeding with Cicada Festival this weekend, tell you all
about on the other side. Hang on, good Tuesday morning,
(09:57):
big shows on the radio. There there's always something exciting
happening in beautiful dismal seeped South Carolina. And here to
tell us all about it as a mayor himself, the
Honorable Merwin Coo Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So watch the buzz and dismal Seepage.
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
And dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big, big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Who can't be topical? Well interesting? All right, So what
exactly is Cicada Days about? Well, it's about cicadas, I
mean it's right there in the title. Oh I know,
But like what's going on?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
That's a pretty open ended question, John Boy, well, as
you know, this is the big Cicada emergence, which only
happens every seventeen years. It's a time when you go
outside and hear trillions of those charming critters filling the
air with a sound like a nineteen fifties sci fi
movie flying saucer. What better time to throw a party?
Maybe after the noise dies down. As usual, we dismal
(11:08):
Seepageans kick off the shindig with the big parade down
Main Street. It'll be led by our Cicada Day's mascot, Bugsy,
a guy in a bug costume, and Hi John Boy,
but not just any costume. It was created by Yeshiro Hondada,
who created the creature suits for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Is it cute?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Nope?
Speaker 11 (11:30):
The baton Twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroach's Marching Band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beatles,
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Let me guess the cars look like cicadas, not just
look like, but sound like.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's right. They've attached kazoos to their exhaust pipes.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
It's a whole scene many So what's on the schedule. Well,
as you know in dismal seepage, we like to kick
it up a notch. This weekend we'll be exploring one
of the lesser known facets of cicada mania, eating them.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Are you serious, damn skippy John boy.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on him
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your
antennis twitching. Cicada and bacon, jolopano poppers, cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie. So that's bugs in a blender row,
(12:30):
all along with other delights like organic banana, blueberries, crickets,
oat milk, wheat germ. Well wait a minute, crickets a
wonderful source of protein, but don't worry, it won't distract
from the taste of the cicada. And all these delicious
treats can only be found at Big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So I guess you've sampled everything.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health and Human Services. The government's footing
the bill.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Your tax dollars at work. You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Sounds like a smoke screen to get the peasants to
learn how to eat bugs instead of steak.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
So come on down.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
To the big dismal seepach Cicada days. If you miss it,
it'll bug you.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Do you have to peel them first? You're bugging me.
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Good morning.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
It's a big show on the radio in the playhouse
featuring the late great James Grennery.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
night after Supper. As our story opens, Leland and Gregory
and his wife Mavis are just finishing up.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Their evening meal.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Lord, Lord, Lord, I hate more than I planned to. Mattis,
where's that TV got? I need to find out what
time rast is coming up?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I should I know where the TV guy is. You're
the only one around here that has time to watch TV.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
I'm always running around picking up after you.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
I hear it is. Let me see the eight o'clock channel.
Fifty eight ain't made. It's worth a remote.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Don't you start with me?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Leland.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
If you'd wait a few minutes, I'd hell with him, dish.
I just feel so lightheaded. Best you My blood pressures
up against and my feet hurt. God, I hate you
with my feet hurt. He'll wait a minute. I have
(15:01):
an addition to that, man, maybe as you don't get
the fire all hell I get? Hello? Well, hey grandma,
how you doing? Is that right? Start? Can hear that
(15:24):
you told her we'll soak it? Yeah, that's what I do,
warm waters, salt, you soak your foot. I know you
told me, not your foot, but you told on your foot. Yeah.
We just got through eating. You know. I just can't
lose weight, no matter, no matter what I did. Now,
(15:50):
I'm good in mind to change doctors the what I'm
going today?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Give me.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
What you mean? Why they for supper.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Half half?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Just half what I usually do? Yeah, half a bucket?
No doctor said I need to cut down on the
fat in my die. So I switched to them snack wells.
They taste almost as good as a real cookie. He
don't want me to have real cookies? Snack well damn,
(16:29):
you can't hear you told her. Yeah, I go through
five or six boxes of them cookies a day. Where
the fact free. Hell, I tell you what, first thing
tomorrow I'm going to die, well cat tomorrow, Tomorrow we're
going to crack a barrel. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe this
(16:53):
is in the kitchen cleaning up we are? How she
is walks around that sorry look on her face. Yeah, hell,
all the time, complain about how nobody appreciates her. I know,
I know you tried to tell me not to marriag
and I should have listened to you. I remember my
wedding day you come up to me and says, boy,
you just made the biggest mistake of your life. That
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right there is the meanest girl that God they will
put on face or I never forget that. That's what
you said. That's what you said. You said you're gonna
regret this day to the day you die.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
And you were right.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
Been twenty five years of misery, damn misery. Do what
got a divorce? Hell now, I don't hang it the divorce.
Give her half everything I got. And besides, I couldn't
start dating to get at my age. Don't think so
now at this point, I just take it out to them.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I thought you was going to help me with these dishes.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Ah, hell, I gotta go. That's maybe it's hard to
give about the damn dishes. I got to eat that
help with the dishes? Damn army, Do I hold them
for just a second, Mabus what your grandmother's out.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
In the fire. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (18:22):
Should then again next time we're hear the crusty old
bus boy at Cracker Barrel say, hey, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Well, good morning to all our beloved friends out there
in radio land. That as a Reverend Billy Ray Collins
from the Sword of Joshua, Independent photocost for Pennicultural Assembly.
Just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road,
and you're listening to Breakfast with the Backsliders, better known
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If the desk containertainment news, it's what to watch. Here's
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I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Let's look at the box office from the weekend show.
Let's do Will Smith is back atop the box office.
Bad Boys Ride or Die was number one over the weekend.
This is the Star's first major movie since he you know,
slapped Chris rockcross the face on stage at the Oscars
in twenty two. The Garfield movie came in second place.
(21:06):
It dropped from first to second. If The Imaginary Friend
movie with Ryan Reynolds is in third the watchers. It's
a horror movie directed by m Night Shyamalan. It opened
in fourth place, and Kingdom of the Planet of the
Apes was in fifth place.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yes, monkey movie.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, I've seen I think all of them except this,
and I'll wait till you get's on my TV.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
The computers have really helped that along from the first
one when they.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Were trying to road through that husk. And I did
go to see one.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Maybe it was the last one in three D because
I've never seen a three D movie over Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, I went to movies with Billy. I'm impressed. He's
a pace Center said he's not a good kisser.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I told you, I'm that's sitting in the back. Movies
coming out this Friday. Inside Out too. It's a Disney movie.
It's animated, a lot of famous voices. Are the feelings.
That's what's the Feelings movie. They follow the girl and
they're like up inside. All the dialogue happens from inside,
and they've got some new feelings. Anxiety is new and
(22:15):
stuff like that. So that's coming out. Why Riley is
in her teenage years Firebrand. This is about to Catherine Parr,
the sixth wife of King Henry the Eighth. So it's
a dramatic time. The Peace movie, I was told they
wouldn't be math involved, so yeah. So Ride is also
(22:37):
coming out Friday. Three generations of bull riders fight to
raise money to transfer the family's young daughter to a
better cancer hospital. It's set in Stephenville, Texas. The Ride
Explorers rodeo addiction in the Heartland, and the Cowboys place
in modern America. Right right, all right, let's see. If
you're a streamer, you've got some movies to watch. Disney
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Plus as the newest Star Wars series start with the series.
That was a great segue The Acolyte. I don't know
any of you happen to catch it yet. Yeah, it's
said about one hundred years before the Phantom Menace. We
all know about when that happened. So that's what the Acolytes.
(23:20):
Hit Man is on Netflix.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
This is a movie.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
It's stars Top Guns Glenn Powell. He played Hangman in
the latest Top Gun movie. He's a college professor who
goes under cover as a hit man in order to
arrest those who try to hire him very very interesting.
Presumed Innocent is on Apple TV Plus. It's a limited
series and it's been produced by J. J. Abrams and
(23:43):
it's the TV adaption or adaptation of the book Presumed Innocent,
which also was a movie that Harrison Ford start in.
So you kind of know how this is gonna go.
With Jake Chillenhall playing it, you might know the ending.
I don't need to spoil it. Bridgerton Ladies Bridgerton Season three,
Part two has been released this week on Netflix. It's
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a soap opera set back in London's regency era, so
it's like in the early a lot of there's a
lot of scandal and gossip and smooching.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
So Bridgards had a.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Right at bacon and maybe.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
There's popcorn in it for you. All right, thank you
very much of that report.
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Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Board Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out until the late nineteen forties,
American movies that were released in Japan had to have
scenes that contained this removed because it was considered unclean
and modest and proper, ungraceful, highly likely to spread disease. Luckily,
we have Tater Tainman's own tater.
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Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Tyler kill?
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Kissing?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yes, kissing, I have a smoochy smooch. Oh no, no tugs.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen fifty five, the
motion picture industry ended its ban on movies being aired
on television. As a result, this epic Hollywood horror film
became the first movie to.
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Air on TV.
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What is Sharknado?
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That would be kicking a pet?
Speaker 10 (25:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What y'all got?
Speaker 8 (25:25):
One?
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Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy.
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Next, Good Morning, it's a big children.
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Play yes live across America, John Boy, Jappy and now
your host.
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He was once banned from television.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Of course it was public television. And we're not sure
if it's still.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
In effect, because well, we don't care.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Here's John Boy.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
As they hated Tony out of Lancaster, South Carolina. Good morning, Tony,
good morning, oh man, Well awesome up here?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
How's everything right across the state line for you today?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
What Tony? You got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning? Were pulling for you? Nineteen fifty five, the
Motion picture industry ended its ban on movies being aired
on TV. As a result, this epic Hollywood horror film
became the first movie to air on television.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
What do you got, Tony?
Speaker 9 (27:21):
I wasn't around back then, but shortly after I might
have to go with King Kong.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Ah, they're going back before you were born for this answer,
King King Kong.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Out what I call him? I I guess he did
not google it? I know, just gonna get on. But
they didn't have Google back then.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
But look at it.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It's the boy right right? Yeah, yeah, it didn't work,
Tony Man.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I love y'all.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
I'll live to see you every single day.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Now, bright off? Will you hang on, my boy?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Jackie?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Hook you?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Why were jumping out? Catching you up on your news?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Headed George Father's Day this Sunday married man's dad or dad?
Speaker 8 (28:24):
We'll find out boat now.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
More Dad.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
It is a big show on the radio, The Stuart
Father's Day and this Sunday. How about the Father's Day
big show anthem. It's from married man dad to the bone.
Speaker 12 (29:30):
All I get up in the morning and I go
off to work. I don't like my job because my
boss is a jerk, but I gotta make that money.
I gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm Dad to the bone, died to the bone,
(29:52):
died to the bone, Dad the dad, Dad of the ball.
I'll make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more, baby, for all the bills that
(30:12):
are due. I'm in the hole, pretty baby, singing just
like a stone. Got a wife and four kids, and
I'm Dad to the ball, Dad to the ball.
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Oh brother, Dad, Dad.
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Dad.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Could you guys excuse.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Me for just a seven Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen,
I'm kind of in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
call you back in just a minute.
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Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Guys.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife, pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I'm about to go broken.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
I'm dad to the ball, dad to the barb Oh, boy,
you don't know that have of it? I mean, it's
just well never.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Rid an.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
You guys. Excuse me just one more second?
Speaker 12 (31:40):
Hello, yes, Honeyboddy, No, no, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now we're only on our first take.
So I really don't know how much longer it's going
to be. Yeah, that's that's check the sasophone. Yea check
the guy from the bowling team. No, I don't think
you guys have met. What difference does it make what
(32:03):
he looks like. I'm sure you guys has never met. Yes,
that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes, he plays very well.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yes he does, doesn't honey, cann? I?
Speaker 13 (32:14):
What?
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Pick up a few things at the store or at home?
Speaker 13 (32:19):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Okay, one second?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (32:25):
What paper towels?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
And what else?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Is that the super MAXI? Now do those have the wings?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
All right, I'll take.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Care of it on the way.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
No, I really don't know how long it's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Listen, honey, the solo is almost over.
Speaker 13 (32:42):
I need to go.
Speaker 12 (32:43):
I'll talk to you soon, Okay, I hear so much
talk that my ears are bleeding, my life is a mess,
and my hairlines reci'm a wreck. Pretty baby, it makes
me want to moan. I'm here to tell you brother
(33:06):
that I'm dad to the ball, Dad to the ball.
That me brother, dad, dad, dad to the moll. No,
(33:27):
this is sounding pretty good, Oh boy, hell, yes, honey, money, Yes,
I think we're just getting ready to wrap up here.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yes what, Yes, I'll be sure to give Joey's penn back.
I know I'm very bad about sticking.
Speaker 13 (33:44):
Him in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, honey, I'll be home in a few minutes. Okay,
I'll tell you that bye bye. Okay, fellows, looks like that's.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
A wrap.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
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you there. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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