March 5, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we hear about a new product we wish existed, The Remote Control for Kids.. - Tater has a new list of things we need to watch.. - The Grumpy Old Man weighs in on exercising.. - Tom Mabe gets even with another telemarketer.. - and Mark Packer brings us up to date on College sports.
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They did real well. Eighty one point five million.
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Wow said I'd like that.
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He thinks you'd like.
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Bob Marley.
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Madam Webb, your action hero.
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I'm just gonna let you know that, came in sixth place.
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Great all right in theaters this Friday. Kung Fu Panda four.
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I'm gonna have to catch up on those, I say
you binge.
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You don't really know what.
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I'm sorry, it's hard to say her name.
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She's a rapper. She's got a really cool voice too.
She does a lot of voice. All right, streaming, but
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check astronaut.
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accommody dark? No, really, it's he's Uh.
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He's six months into a space mission to investigate a
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Uh, that's called chopra. I don't know, I'm probably saying
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Uh and uh.
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He also meets a weird alien spider who talks who
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And yeah? So wow, two things I hate in one movie.
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but I guess that doesn't matter. I don't know anyway,
I didn't get too Damsel is also on Netflix. That's
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In another time, another time.
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They knew he wasn't real. I mean they just would say, oh,
Ricky did.
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So.
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All right, all right, that's the one. We should keep
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Mister maybe yeah, this is Jerry from his windows. How
are you doing?
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Last year.
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I'm not gonna out to you drunk off my eyes.
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I wonder if you'd be interested in Freeman after replacement
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You call from?
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Uh?
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For what companies us? I'll tell you what I need.
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I'm just trying to get you a free intment and
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And when y'all coming over, well their.
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Well, Uh.
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I don't know if I can do that, but one
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I came out here, pay all that money, got those
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I just won't open up, Jerry, Jerry, I'm very unhappy
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with your company right now?
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Uh?
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Okay, well, I guess there're nine that's entry.
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Hold on, Jerry, got a call coming here.
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Hello, This this is Darry.
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Let me hold on, Hello, what do you want? I'm
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me let me get my supervisor. And I got a
problem with you, Jerry.
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Let me get my supervisor and I'll see what he can.
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Do for you. Okay, okay, hold on, This is mister.
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Uh, mister, I am, I'm so I'm so sorry to
bother you. I tell I tell you, I'm a nervous rank.
Do you have an employee Jerry? Right, Jerry, he's, uh,
you know, you may you may know. I buy someone
else from you. Guys are four months ago we got
and my wife is like, hey, now Tom, get a restraining.
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Order out and I don't. I don't know what to do,
and I really don't know what to do. We're really
we're concerned here.
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He well, that sounds a little unusual, and it says
he's telling me he knows where I live. I say,
you know, he's he's making ussel very it's uncomfortable.
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Mister Maye. This just doesn't sound like Jerry.
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I know what doesn't when I find mean, I bought
up on the damn windows wind those things from him,
and he's a he was a nice dust guy and
he's a good man.
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I can't understand like he would.
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Do something and then we're calling, we're we're calling the police.
He won't leave us alone calling to the police. Yeah,
I mean he's saying he's he's somewhat that tries to me.
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It's not funny.
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and a boy, and my wife is freaking well. I mean,
I don't even want to I don't even want to
go to work tomorrow, but I praid Jerry gonna drive.
But let's calm down.
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I'm just, you know, I just want to make sure
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Jerry well.
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I mean, I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, he's
a loose can and he's just I mean, he's a
warming tom bomb. I wanted, I mean, let me say,
bid this is me because he's so quiet when normally
this and this you see it on the news all
the time.
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He was a quiet you know.
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I mean, hey, well listen, I want you to know
that we're gonna take care of you, and I'm gonna
have a talk with Jerry and again I'm I'm kind
of concerned, so I appreciate it to look into this,
and they I'll be looking into this, Okay, thinks I'm
sorry about your trouble.
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Sorry, boy a.
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Let's look at the box office for the weekend. The
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Wow said I'd like that.
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He thinks you'd like.
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Bob Marley.
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One Love came in second place. The Christian based Christian
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Madam Webb, your action hero.
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Great all right in theaters this Friday. Kung Fu Panda four.
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Jack Black is the Star is the Voice of po
and Poe must train a new warrior when he's chosen
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I'm talking about, but those of us who have watched
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I'm sorry, it's hard to say her name.
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She's a rapper. She's got a really cool voice too.
She does a lot of voice. All right, streaming, but
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check astronaut.
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He plays an astronaut from from the Czech Republic. He's
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He's six months into a space mission to investigate a
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Uh, that's called chopra. I don't know, I'm probably saying
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He also meets a weird alien spider who talks who
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but I guess that doesn't matter. I don't know anyway,
I didn't get too Damsel is also on Netflix. That's
Millie Bobby Brown. She's the little girl from Stranger Things,
although she's not so little anymore.
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They knew he wasn't real. I mean they just would say, oh,
Ricky did.
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Bobby Brown plays a noble woman.
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Mister maybe yeah, this is Jerry from his windows. How
are you doing?
Speaker 6 (36:48):
Last year.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm not gonna out to you drunk off my eyes.
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I wonder if you'd be interested in Freeman after replacement
windows where.
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You call from?
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Uh?
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For what companies us? I'll tell you what I need.
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whatever you call from. I need some beer.
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I'm just trying to get you a free intment and
some replacement windows.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
And when y'all coming over, well their.
Speaker 16 (37:29):
Well, Uh.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
I don't know if I can do that, but one
y'all you tell me when you're coming over. Jerry, he's
already been. I heard once put my windows in. Pay
you all kinds of money. Uh.
Speaker 12 (37:41):
I came out here, pay all that money, got those
windows in my house there, said my view be so
much better. I damn tree still sitting out to them.
Y'all look out here and see nothing for that tree there?
Do y'all put them in? Next day, I'm painting them
up all pretty. I'm painting like a shiny, glossy white
on there. I can't get the DN things open now anymore.
I just won't open up, Jerry, Jerry, I'm very unhappy
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with your company right now?
Speaker 15 (38:07):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (38:08):
Okay, well, I guess there're nine that's entry.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Hold on, Jerry, got a call coming here.
Speaker 16 (38:14):
Hello, This this is Darry.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Let me hold on, Hello, what do you want? I'm
just tryn't come out here and fix my window. Let
me let me get my supervisor. And I got a
problem with you, Jerry.
Speaker 16 (38:35):
Let me get my supervisor and I'll see what he can.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Do for you. Okay, okay, hold on, This is mister.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Uh, mister, I am, I'm so I'm so sorry to
bother you. I tell I tell you, I'm a nervous rank.
Do you have an employee Jerry? Right, Jerry, he's, uh,
you know, you may you may know. I buy someone
else from you. Guys are four months ago we got
and my wife is like, hey, now Tom, get a restraining.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Order out and I don't. I don't know what to do,
and I really don't know what to do. We're really
we're concerned here.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
He well, that sounds a little unusual, and it says
he's telling me he knows where I live. I say,
you know, he's he's making ussel very it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 18 (39:18):
Mister Maye. This just doesn't sound like Jerry.
Speaker 12 (39:20):
I know what doesn't when I find mean, I bought
up on the damn windows wind those things from him,
and he's a he was a nice dust guy and
he's a good man.
Speaker 16 (39:28):
I can't understand like he would.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Do something and then we're calling, we're we're calling the police.
He won't leave us alone calling to the police. Yeah,
I mean he's saying he's he's somewhat that tries to me.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
It's not funny.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
I mean, I've got three kids. I got two girls
and a boy, and my wife is freaking well. I mean,
I don't even want to I don't even want to
go to work tomorrow, but I praid Jerry gonna drive.
But let's calm down.
Speaker 18 (39:51):
I'm just, you know, I just want to make sure
everything's taken care of. And I apologize. I can't understand
Jerry well.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
I mean, I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, he's
a loose can and he's just I mean, he's a
warming tom bomb. I wanted, I mean, let me say,
bid this is me because he's so quiet when normally
this and this you see it on the news all
the time.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
He was a quiet you know.
Speaker 18 (40:13):
I mean, hey, well listen, I want you to know
that we're gonna take care of you, and I'm gonna
have a talk with Jerry and again I'm I'm kind
of concerned, so I appreciate it to look into this,
and they I'll be looking into this, Okay, thinks I'm
sorry about your trouble.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Sorry, boy a.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
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