August 13, 2024 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her latest edition of What to Watch.. - We’ll learn something odd about Florence Nightingale.. - Rabbi Myron Berstein reviews Deadpool and Wolverine.. - We’ll discuss Steph Curry’s Olympic contributions.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this time we’ll hear about how he got his dream gig with the St. Louis Cardinals.. - Robert Earl Keen and the band perform the BBQ Song and Mary Jane does some deep thinking…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers Mart.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizbeth.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and
Philly right down on that there.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Big show Woe.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
There's funny I Gary on Pete of Anatum. It is Tuesday,
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August the thirteenth, and you got the big show on
the radio. Is where we ought to be in body
say National Days, we got two of them. National Prosecco
Day represents a time to raise a toast to the
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remaining days of the season as we BSk in the
warmth of the resounding rays of summer. The day encourages
people across the US to embrace LIFs. Every day celebrations
still have no idea what what a prosecco is. Some
got a drink open, probably win.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
They can't call it champagne because it wasn't made in
France or whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But it is.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, it's very popular amongst the the millennials and the
gen Zers and their mimosas and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That is the like Farm League of Champagne.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
There, No, it could.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
It can be very good, very expensive. They just can't
call it shampa.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I've learned and something about our national Prosecco day and
it's national Filame Mignon day. Working in France in French
Filet Mignon, the g silent and the meg noon.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There you go, yeah, I mean little the first meat
that the harvested Booger branch. It was very good. First
piece of meat I ate, was the filet.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Should we all talk like this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm just waking up for some reason. Like then people
when they come out of a coma, they're talking to
different language.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, we're having accessing.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, this is nothing like that, nothing at all. All right,
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in history nineteen ninety one, August thirteenth, Prevention Magazine. So
I need a study at the University of Utah. I
said milkshakes could ruin a man's sex life?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What what.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That might be? One in Mormon things, trying to get
yell to not more milkshak.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I was just trying to work it out when I
was talking it.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
But I don't blame everything.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I don't remember the Mormons coming out against milkshakes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But well maybe with this shit that has nothing to
do with the Mormons in milkshakes. All right, let's move up.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Shake brings all the boys.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
To the yard.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Ninety seven, a forty nine years old man in Johnstown,
Pennsylvania was sent usd to fifteen years in prison for
robbing two banks while wearing a floral dress, pumps and
a red wig.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Wait to fly blow the radar, White women.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That Finally, on this date in ninety eight, Iowa honored
longtime Governor Terry Brandt's dad by having his likeness carved
in a one hundred and fifty pound block of coldby cheese.
The bus was displayed in a cooler outside the cattle
barn at the Iowa State Fair. Yeah well, never had
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that bust out of cheese, but yeah, there you go. Yes,
you knew I was going there. I got to always
bring that up. Me and Billy our bust fifty pound
bus made out of lard. Oh yeah, that greeted us
at the Grove Park end for one of our comedy
Classic weekends.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Carried a heart.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Y'all lost a nose I think at some point by the.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
End of that weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh yeah, sure, y'all just couldn't go buy without several
fingersticks in that Yeah, all right, well don't think about
lawyer talk about cheese for that category one eight hundred
Big Show, as you told free line across America.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We play out Burst next. Good Morning, it's a Big
(06:44):
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It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
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ma contested number one.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
This should really be.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
A lot of fun when you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest time you love the best time
you love a big shots. Hey Chunky from Mount Jackson, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Good morning, Chunky, Good morning. Hey al right, Chuck coming
in hot out of Mount Jackson. Let's get through these
three categories. Chucky, you ready to go, yes, sir, five seconds.
Three places that sell milkshakes.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
McDonald's, Baskin Robins and Darren Queen had.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Bo who he is a boy man? There you go,
all right, Chucky. Three things you can do at a bank, Ready, go.
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Deposit a withdraw and open a checking account.
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And for the wind. Three cons of cheese. Ready go Problo,
Swiss and Kobe. There Chucky winning the fishing sigers back, guys,
I get Chucky. We're gonna give it to you up
Mount Jackson, Buddy Grojo.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Hey, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
You go ahead, a shout out to all law enforcement,
shout out to all the school bus drivers, to you all,
and God bless Jackie.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, Chucky for judge you buddy, I hang on
for right now. They put that together? Chunky? How the
cheese category?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It didn't work? Now I'll be sinking, Chunky. She's held
two much. It's gonna work hard. That catch up on
your knees right now. Good morning, that's a big show
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on the radio for you. Tuesday, August thirteenth. Damn man,
I was just talking about the Olympics. I couldn't bring
myself to watch the closing ceremonies. After the opening, I
did tune across and I saw some guys singing some
kind of French opera song with about upside down piano
and looked like some people dressed in garbage bags, but
(10:28):
they were real tak No.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
I think that was money Python.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That was on over the weekend. We're we're about half hot.
We think Stephan Big show kid Stephen Curry should have
got the MVP for the USA men's basketball. It was
he averaged more points than Lebron every game, all the
way through the thing. You look out up Tater right, Uh,
let's see him beating France there in the gold medal.
(10:55):
He had it. He'd put him on his shoulders and
won that gold medal.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
He definitely brought them back. It was it was looking
scary there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We are kind of prejudice. Ye, Hey, have you ever
seen a bait ball? Now, if you do some deep
sea fish and get out on the ocean, every once
in a while, you'll see a bait ball. And if
you've never seen one. The synchronized swimming, did y'all watch
any of that? You get the underwater camera of all
those girls there with the legs and it looks like
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a bait ball, a bait, a bait ball. It's just
like we're fish. They just get in a ball, just
stand there. Remember maybe if you watch some Shark Week stuff,
you well, they just travel like that big old ball.
It's just it's weird. Yeah, I bet it's, you know,
to look like a larger predator. I don't know why
they do it. I just know that they do it. Okay,
(11:48):
maybe so they can hold other fish up, like these
ladies could hold each other up.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I know it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
They're treading water the whole time, and I just I'm
impressed with it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And then you look at underwater, they looked like a
bait some of you fish from back me up. I'm
just amazed.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
They don't have to be the same height because like,
if I got in that mix, I would not be
able to kick my legs up as high. I mean
that that's what's holding me back, right, is that I'm
only five to five. I mean, I think you got
to be like five ten or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Connor, well, you got four years, four years, good luck,
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Good morning. This a wig Show on the radio. I
got Big Show Big calling my boy hands on in
a little bit right now, we're calling our boy hoards.
We got connect man Hendo, he's Hoyt.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Oh a line for a fighter man.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No man, John Boy been ahead?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Hey, Hey, hey you beg on? Hey, no driving, No
second mater marker and he hal looking firmer.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Now about your wild man? What's new at casad double
wide house? Delbert? You mean mister ged g ed Delbert
is finishing high school?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
No, in this case, ged stands for generally eat up
with dum. Hey, I got me another fan letter the
other day.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh, let me get it's another marriage proposal from a
woman who's already married. Oh.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
This here come from a college educated fellow.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Ah, marriage proposal from a man that's already married.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
No sturbing. This boy enjoins me on a purely potonic
and intellectual level. Hey, check us out, dear Big Show Gang.
I've been enjoying your programs, and one of my favorite
characters is Hoyt. In my college years, I spent a
little time studying classical English literature whole eruising a copy
of Henry the fourth Part one. Recently I came across
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a bond mole. That's French for a real goodurn. In
Act two scene for it made me think of hot
During an exchange in the boy's head tavern, Prince Henry
delivers this line thy leather jerkin, crystal button, nodding, painted
agate ring puke stuck in cattas Guarter's smooth tongue Spanish pouch.
(14:26):
Now doesn't that sound like one of holt snow driving
knuckle dragon insult? Is this good old boy more educated
than he's letting on? Are his humorous escapades inspired by Shakespeare?
Inquiring minds want to know Jim Dunn, Birmingham, Alabama. Here's
my reply, right, dear Jim, what is me? My greatest
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fair has been realized? My colorful collection of backwards antics
have been revealed as a carefully constructed facade that they are.
Here's true, good Sir. Though I drove mightily to and
myself as a leader of a league of dem yet
genial country bumpkins, I actually have a Bachelor of Arts
degree in English literature. For my years as a Rhodes
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scholar at Oxford in the early nineteen seventies, when I
roomed with al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones. Since you
have discovered the leather Jerk and Spanish parch soliloquy, you
have no doubt identified the Shakespearean roots of other famous
moments in Hoyden Delbert history. For example, Rich of the
Third's pro covody for younger members of the fair Sex,
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which became Delbert's daddy and his well known attraction to
underage women in general, and the Olsen Twins in particular,
not to mention Romeo and Mercutio's memorable face off in
Act one of Romeo and Juliet, which later became Hoyt
and Delbert in the Deer Costume, And of course, from
much Ado about Nothing, the classic question what ho sets
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the wind in that corner? Later adapted as at time
Delbert let loose a big fart with his girlfriend in
the truck. In short, each of our comic misadventures rests
on the principal advance by Macbeth in the closing moments
of Act five, Scene five. I quote, it is a
tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
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signifying nothing. I hope this startling revelation doesn't tarnish your
enjoyment of our occasional comedic presentations regards.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Let me guess you're just kidd about being college educated.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Right you? Thank Hey, Our big letterary influences is Jerry
Klar and brother Dave Garden. All day I know about
Shakespeare is they make a pretty good fishing run, doesn't
I got a run here, men, Professor Bashniker, that's fixing
to go to hearty good Let a well, you tell
him I said good night, good night. Pardon this such
(16:48):
sweet clorough that I shall say good night till it
bemorrow or in modern terms, duh huh, he'll know what
you meant. Hey, y'all came straight up.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Here Lee good morning, and you got the big show
on the radio. More chances you to win coming up
after your news weathers parts.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Cookies of discontent, by the heat of the launderman van
leaving this soul and then like in petrygo dot dot dot,
you know kind of host set.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Up leaving his soul hoarting the waters of the Medulla
Oblong Gota with John Boy and Billy on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You like that one, John Boy, good morning, and that's
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a big show on the radio for your Tuesday, August thirteenth.
And uh, it was not a birthday, more like a
death day anyway. Okay, it was on this day in
nineteen ten nursing pioneer Florence Nightingale pass away at age ninety.
We've all heard all her life Florence Nightingale. Well she
(18:47):
uh was a nursing pioneer. When you think of nursing,
was back in there, think of Florence right, absolutely, yeah, Yes,
it was past away at age ninety. But this is
in part I didn't know man. So she went to
her bed thirty four years earlier, so because she thought
(19:10):
she was dying of heart disease. So Florence Nightingale premiere nurse.
So she went to bed when she was fifty four.
But she didn't pass away until she was ninety.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh, well, she didn't have anybody taking care of her, apparently.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
How little theory I had. You've tired taking care of
about him? Don't take care of me about thirty four
years if you can catch up.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
We've all been in that position.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I wish I was right now, let me go back
to bed. I feel Elizabeth Elizabeth, y'all kind of waiting
on me now, and I'm kind of propped up in
the chair, so I'm doing.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
A don't tell everybody my.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, all right, I've been watching Taytter work this morning.
She's right at it because it's what to watch next. Oh, yes,
you're no. The Big Big Shoe Doggins and Big Joe
Rose on Good Morning Big Show's on the radio. Coming up,
we'll play John boydjeveryday. Somebody will win a mount Olive
Pickles prize pack inclues, mount Olive hat, T shirt and
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with disabilities. Cheer for Team USA. Up next the Paralympics
in Paris beginning August twenty eighth. Hang on, play for
it in minutes. Right now from the desk of Tator
(20:36):
Tama News is what to watch. Here's Marcie Tator Moran.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Thank you very much. We're to take a look at
the box office from the weekend. Those who actually got
out of the house and went and saw a movie.
Deadpool and Wolverine was the number one movie for a
third straight weekend, earning fifty four point two million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
They're very popular.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Ed, you're very They're very popular. Is it's domestic total
to four hundred ninety four point three million for those
of you keeping score, and it puts it over the
one billion mark globally.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Wow million?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
All right? And then Ryan's flick blocked his wife, Blake
Lively's romance movie It Ends with Us, from reaching the
top spot. They debuted at number two with a fifty
million take home and it.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Was the name of that one. It Ends with Us,
Ends with Us, all right, So that's one of them's married.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, Ryan Reynolds a Deadpool is married to the star
of this, Blake Lively.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Ok So husband and wife number one and two at
the box office. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, share right.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, they're gonna probably get rid of that cell phone
company pretty fas.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
It Ends with Us is based on the bestseller by
Colleen Hoover of the same name.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
In the it'scout of a romantic deal.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
It is a romantically Oh good Yeah, yeah, I know
you're going who what I think couple split up. You know,
some went to Deadpool and their other half went to
see this. Twisters dropped from second place to third place. Borderlands,
based on the video game series, debuted in fourth place.
That's when with Kevin Hart and Okay and Despicable Meat.
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Despicable Me of four came into fifth place. They made
eight million. See that's terrible, and you look at it,
you go eight million, eight million all right in theaters
this Friday. Alien Romulus the sci fi horror film. It's
the seventh installment in the Alien franchise. Alien Romulus is
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set between the events of nineteen seventy nine's Alien and
nineteen eighty six's Aliens.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
How do you keep up with that?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I have someone who wrote it, and.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
You're just a little more honest I was hoping for so.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Alienbulous follows a group of space colonists, aren't they all?
While scavenging an old space station, they come face to
face with a horrifying, horror, horrifying life form in space
that I think all of us in the audience snow
pretty well. So on Netflix this week, The Union. It's
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about a construction worker played by Mark Wahlberg who's roped
into the espionage world by his former high school girlfriend
Hallie Berry, and Mayhem ensued, Well, now, I mean, if
anybody's gonna, you know, rope into espionage, I would.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
Do anything, she says.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Ex girlfriend, Yeah, sweetheart, you know yep, yeap whirst girl
ever kissed? Went there you go?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I just love you.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Let's y way you can see that.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You're very much wordled. Oh right, great report, Let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out according to current crime statistics,
eighty percent of Americans who currently own one of these
has had one or more of them stolen before.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Basically?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Wait, but a lot of people steal bicycle.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
They're very popular and it must be easy to get
today's John Boy Jeopardy odd. In France, the most popular
color for this household essential is pink.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Eh, what is it? Wanne?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Why you think? Why?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's common. Everybody knows that one eight hundred big show
you told Freelne across America, we go, do we get
a winner? We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Old Good Morning.
(25:17):
That's a big show on the radio. Rolling through your Tuesday,
August thirteenth. Today's feature track from the Big Show Big
Box Deep Thoughts with Mary Jane Lockdown Learning. Search for
keyword lockdown. Over ten thousand docks. Choose from nine to
nine cents. Age fifteen tracks nine nine nine. It's brought
you by log Tigers, Brown sponsor the Big Shows, Big
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Show Bike. Yes, win your own Big Show custom motorcycle.
Register at Big Showbike dot com. And right now, let's
why yells live across America.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
It's John boyd Jappinino and now your host. He doesn't
do much deep thinking these days. He's learned that when
urge hits him, just.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Lay down till it goes away.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Geez, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
First exercise program too. Let's say, hey, the Dustin out
of Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia. Good morning Dustin, Good morning, nobody, Welcome.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Dustin.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You got the first shot at it. Just wrapped up
the Olympics in France. Were you paying attention? The most
popular color for this household essential is pink.
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
I'm gonna guess curtain curtains.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You say, let's see, well, I'll give it to you.
That would be weirder than dying. What doesn't we appreciate
you playing buddy. You have a great day, all right,
thank you, all right, man, Let's go to Michelle in Eden,
North Carolina. Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Good morning. So
(26:59):
dustin Smith Mountain Lake said curtains stupid dozen, oh, essential
household item in France, it's pink. I'm gonna say toilet paper.
You're saying toilet paper. You're all right, so you see
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that every time they take a wee weed we weed
two French words. Hey, Michelle, look at you winning the
big old mount Olive Pickles prize pack. Gonna be cheering
for the National Wheelchair Basketball Association, the Paralympics and pairs
kicking up. August twenty eighth, mount Olive Pickles, the corner
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of Cucumber and vine.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Maybe you hang on.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
All right, thank you, first time college.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
All right, swait where my move at turner? I had
it from you.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
That a girl.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Let's jump out. Shut you up on your news prize
visit from tarmac to magnificent on the other side. Now,
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good morning, big show's on the radio for your Tuesday
morning ladies and gentlemen. It's time once again for a
mysterious visitor from the East. See, all seeing, all knowing,
and former cutman on the view tarmacs tarmac cold in
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my hands the envelopes, so child of four completely see.
These hovelopes are hermetically sealed, and he kept in a
Mana's jar at Duke's headquarters since noon yesterday. No one
knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your
mystical and semi devon way, will ascertain the answers to
these questions, having never before seen the questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
Well, I've already get the heat on, so sure.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Let's do it, okay. Envelope number one minions, minions?
Speaker 9 (29:43):
What's the opposite of womenions?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
My yard guy wrote that one for me, he said,
and I quote, you can use this on one of your.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Little holding on all right, Wablo umber.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Two, the Pannini, the Hogi and the grinder.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
The Panini, the Hogi and the grinder.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Name three upgrades you can buy at the Moonlight Bunny
Range in Nevada.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Carte got ovelobe number three.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Man versus Wild, Man versus Wild, describe Steve Harvey brushing
his teeth.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
They got gators right, We're an ovelope number.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
Four Space jam Space jam. What's between Luke Skywalker's toes?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
My yard guy?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Did that?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
One word?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Number five? The gallup pole, the gallup pole. Where would
you find a horse at a strip club?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Anyone? Number six?
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Whoop tee doo?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Whoop tea do?
Speaker 9 (31:30):
What does a hunter look for when he's tracking a
whoop tee? Tracking a.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Number?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Seven?
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Fifty cent?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Fifty cent?
Speaker 9 (31:47):
How much would it cost to get Amber heard to
sign a movie deal?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Stretch alone?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Number eight?
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Orange is the new black?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Orange is the new black?
Speaker 9 (32:06):
Where did the Real Housewives of Atlanta get their hair done?
You've seen them.
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Right, experimenting with different colors on it?
Speaker 6 (32:16):
There?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
All right? And weard homelope Number nine weed and feed,
weed and feed.
Speaker 9 (32:26):
What does Tommy Chong call a dinner date?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
These are way horse or any other meal?
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Really?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yes? And tarmac guy holding my hands the final almelobe.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Not a moment too soon apparently. Moonshiners Naked and afraid
and Cops.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Moonshiners naked and afraid and ops.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
Describe date night at Booger Branch.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
And you are Tormac of mac Neversode, see you wouldn't
want to be good morning, And it's a big show
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on the Radio for you Tuesday, August thirteenth. Well, he's
been back in a cinema and he's brave the summer
heat to come in and fill us in on Hollywood's
latest Welcome back Rabbi myron Berg Steam Show, howe me Homies?
What happening? John Bulliam, Well, I say you're wearing your
summer clothes.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, you know why at summer, your bastard, I'm too
old to wear that heavy wolf stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I got this one made special. Well, it was very sharp.
It's moisture wrecking. Don't be jealous. Drink Gata had not
hated as I'm guessing you went to see the biggest
movie of the summer. Good guess, since I told you
that before we went on the AA, Your bastard.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, I was gonna see that Tornado movie, but the
great grandkids wanted to see Kiddie Pool.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And Smithegean dead Pool and Wolverine. Whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
But I saw that it was raided off, so I thought, well,
I better check it out before I took the kids.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And boy, I'm glad I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hi swell rides, I never hide before blood and guts everywhere,
jumping through time like it was getting on a bush.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
It was mayhem. Did you like it?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
No?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I didn't know what the hell I was going on,
but I had a ball.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I can't tell you the spoilers because I don't know
what any of it meant to who those people were.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
It was great. Well, you know, I have to ask,
how was the cats?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Well, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Kitty Pool and Smithereen great together, like the Odd Couple,
but with more entrails. I could have done with less
poop mouth, but the chemistry between these Tova was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Kitty Pool was.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Hilarious, But my favorite was Smithereen, played by this generation's
greatest actor, Hugh Beaumont.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of Hugh Jackman.
Who not who Hugh Jackman. I thought that was the
geezer that perved out on all them young girls. That's
Hugh Hefner. I thought that was the cowboy actor who
played the viant ipe on the TV. That was Hugh O'Brien.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I thought that was the guy who played the pill
head doctor who could cure anyone.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That was Hugh Laurie. I thought that was the English
guy who liked hookers. That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said. That's Hugh Betcha. I thought,
I give Tato a second on. I thought that was
the giant duck and the diaper.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's baby Hughey. So who the hell are I thinking of?
Hugh Jackman?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Listen, he never would have got all those girls without
that magazine.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Want a Rocket?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I'm gonna have to say something. If you want to
be in the magazine, what do you say? It wasn't
old age, it was the sex along with it that
killed me. Well the way to go? Now?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
The movie?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh ten yamackers out of five, don't take the kids.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
My only complaint is that they had an all writing
and there's no nudity none.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
What did I kill you to put some boobies away?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
None?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'd just settled for what but what?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, we all setting the doc there and they're waiting
for a nipple. I even sat through the credits hoping
for a quick speakable with a nice rack and nothing. Well,
you can all go to hell, okay, but thanks for
keeping it clean. Go in peace.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something else.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
You sure't see him that day. It's cheaper. Good morning,
you got the big show on the radio. More chances
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Speaker 12 (37:49):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
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crawl under a birdskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on
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Bill.
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Greetings all, it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
And when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a
big fat bullseye on the Confuser in chief Old Bozo
Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
But let's be fair, that's not the best presidential nickname.
Speaker 13 (40:02):
I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given monikers that
reflected their legacy. Lincoln was honest Abe and the Great Emancipator.
Andrew Jackson was old Hickory.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Ronald Reagan the great Communicator, Bill Clinton was slick Willie.
Of course, Hillary had a lot of other names for him,
but not Radio Friendrick. But it is not the only
right that Joe Biden's legacy is reflected in his historical moniker.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I certainly think so so.
Speaker 13 (40:27):
From the home office, in the stockroom at Happy Hunter's
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presidential nicknames for Joe Biden. Number ten El Nada Bordero
that means no border for slotating number nine, mister what
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the hell did he say? Number eight Maximus stupidious, destroyer
of economies and sniffer of children. Number seven the grown
up kid from Deliverance. Number six the Scranton Creeper. Number
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five Pecker from Delaware. I let the room settle down
before you did. Number four, Sir gropes a lot. Number
three Pinocchi Joe, number two Obama's Box. And the number
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one presidential nickname for Joe Biden, Old Dumbassy.
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More chances for the wind coming up after your news
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizbeth.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and
Philly right down on that there.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Big show Woe.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
There's funny I Gary on Pete of Anatum. It is Tuesday,
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August the thirteenth, and you got the big show on
the radio. Is where we ought to be in body
say National Days, we got two of them. National Prosecco
Day represents a time to raise a toast to the
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remaining days of the season as we BSk in the
warmth of the resounding rays of summer. The day encourages
people across the US to embrace LIFs. Every day celebrations
still have no idea what what a prosecco is. Some
got a drink open, probably win.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
They can't call it champagne because it wasn't made in
France or whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But it is.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, it's very popular amongst the the millennials and the
gen Zers and their mimosas and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That is the like Farm League of Champagne.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
There, No, it could.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
It can be very good, very expensive. They just can't
call it shampa.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I've learned and something about our national Prosecco day and
it's national Filame Mignon day. Working in France in French
Filet Mignon, the g silent and the meg noon.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There you go, yeah, I mean little the first meat
that the harvested Booger branch. It was very good. First
piece of meat I ate, was the filet.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Should we all talk like this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm just waking up for some reason. Like then people
when they come out of a coma, they're talking to
different language.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, we're having accessing.
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in history nineteen ninety one, August thirteenth, Prevention Magazine. So
I need a study at the University of Utah. I
said milkshakes could ruin a man's sex life?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What what.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That might be? One in Mormon things, trying to get
yell to not more milkshak.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I was just trying to work it out when I
was talking it.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
But I don't blame everything.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I don't remember the Mormons coming out against milkshakes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But well maybe with this shit that has nothing to
do with the Mormons in milkshakes. All right, let's move up.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Shake brings all the boys.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
To the yard.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Ninety seven, a forty nine years old man in Johnstown,
Pennsylvania was sent usd to fifteen years in prison for
robbing two banks while wearing a floral dress, pumps and
a red wig.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Wait to fly blow the radar, White women.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That Finally, on this date in ninety eight, Iowa honored
longtime Governor Terry Brandt's dad by having his likeness carved
in a one hundred and fifty pound block of coldby cheese.
The bus was displayed in a cooler outside the cattle
barn at the Iowa State Fair. Yeah well, never had
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that bust out of cheese, but yeah, there you go. Yes,
you knew I was going there. I got to always
bring that up. Me and Billy our bust fifty pound
bus made out of lard. Oh yeah, that greeted us
at the Grove Park end for one of our comedy
Classic weekends.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Carried a heart.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Y'all lost a nose I think at some point by the.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
End of that weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh yeah, sure, y'all just couldn't go buy without several
fingersticks in that Yeah, all right, well don't think about
lawyer talk about cheese for that category one eight hundred
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Speaker 8 (06:13):
Use it.
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We play out Burst next. Good Morning, it's a Big
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Speaker 9 (07:27):
This should really be.
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A lot of fun when you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest time you love the best time
you love a big shots. Hey Chunky from Mount Jackson, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Good morning, Chunky, Good morning. Hey al right, Chuck coming
in hot out of Mount Jackson. Let's get through these
three categories. Chucky, you ready to go, yes, sir, five seconds.
Three places that sell milkshakes.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
McDonald's, Baskin Robins and Darren Queen had.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Bo who he is a boy man? There you go,
all right, Chucky. Three things you can do at a bank, Ready, go.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
Deposit a withdraw and open a checking account.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
And for the wind. Three cons of cheese. Ready go Problo,
Swiss and Kobe. There Chucky winning the fishing sigers back, guys,
I get Chucky. We're gonna give it to you up
Mount Jackson, Buddy Grojo.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Hey, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
You go ahead, a shout out to all law enforcement,
shout out to all the school bus drivers, to you all,
and God bless Jackie.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, Chucky for judge you buddy, I hang on
for right now. They put that together? Chunky? How the
cheese category?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It didn't work? Now I'll be sinking, Chunky. She's held
two much. It's gonna work hard. That catch up on
your knees right now. Good morning, that's a big show
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on the radio for you. Tuesday, August thirteenth. Damn man,
I was just talking about the Olympics. I couldn't bring
myself to watch the closing ceremonies. After the opening, I
did tune across and I saw some guys singing some
kind of French opera song with about upside down piano
and looked like some people dressed in garbage bags, but
(10:28):
they were real tak No.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
I think that was money Python.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That was on over the weekend. We're we're about half hot.
We think Stephan Big show kid Stephen Curry should have
got the MVP for the USA men's basketball. It was
he averaged more points than Lebron every game, all the
way through the thing. You look out up Tater right, Uh,
let's see him beating France there in the gold medal.
(10:55):
He had it. He'd put him on his shoulders and
won that gold medal.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
He definitely brought them back. It was it was looking
scary there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We are kind of prejudice. Ye, Hey, have you ever
seen a bait ball? Now, if you do some deep
sea fish and get out on the ocean, every once
in a while, you'll see a bait ball. And if
you've never seen one. The synchronized swimming, did y'all watch
any of that? You get the underwater camera of all
those girls there with the legs and it looks like
(11:27):
a bait ball, a bait, a bait ball. It's just
like we're fish. They just get in a ball, just
stand there. Remember maybe if you watch some Shark Week stuff,
you well, they just travel like that big old ball.
It's just it's weird. Yeah, I bet it's, you know,
to look like a larger predator. I don't know why
they do it. I just know that they do it. Okay,
(11:48):
maybe so they can hold other fish up, like these
ladies could hold each other up.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I know it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
They're treading water the whole time, and I just I'm
impressed with it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And then you look at underwater, they looked like a
bait some of you fish from back me up. I'm
just amazed.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
They don't have to be the same height because like,
if I got in that mix, I would not be
able to kick my legs up as high. I mean
that that's what's holding me back, right, is that I'm
only five to five. I mean, I think you got
to be like five ten or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Connor, well, you got four years, four years, good luck,
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Good morning. This a wig Show on the radio. I
got Big Show Big calling my boy hands on in
a little bit right now, we're calling our boy hoards.
We got connect man Hendo, he's Hoyt.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Oh a line for a fighter man.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No man, John Boy been ahead?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Hey, Hey, hey you beg on? Hey, no driving, No
second mater marker and he hal looking firmer.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Now about your wild man? What's new at casad double
wide house? Delbert? You mean mister ged g ed Delbert
is finishing high school?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
No, in this case, ged stands for generally eat up
with dum. Hey, I got me another fan letter the
other day.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh, let me get it's another marriage proposal from a
woman who's already married. Oh.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
This here come from a college educated fellow.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Ah, marriage proposal from a man that's already married.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
No sturbing. This boy enjoins me on a purely potonic
and intellectual level. Hey, check us out, dear Big Show Gang.
I've been enjoying your programs, and one of my favorite
characters is Hoyt. In my college years, I spent a
little time studying classical English literature whole eruising a copy
of Henry the fourth Part one. Recently I came across
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a bond mole. That's French for a real goodurn. In
Act two scene for it made me think of hot
During an exchange in the boy's head tavern, Prince Henry
delivers this line thy leather jerkin, crystal button, nodding, painted
agate ring puke stuck in cattas Guarter's smooth tongue Spanish pouch.
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Now doesn't that sound like one of holt snow driving
knuckle dragon insult? Is this good old boy more educated
than he's letting on? Are his humorous escapades inspired by Shakespeare?
Inquiring minds want to know Jim Dunn, Birmingham, Alabama. Here's
my reply, right, dear Jim, what is me? My greatest
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fair has been realized? My colorful collection of backwards antics
have been revealed as a carefully constructed facade that they are.
Here's true, good Sir. Though I drove mightily to and
myself as a leader of a league of dem yet
genial country bumpkins, I actually have a Bachelor of Arts
degree in English literature. For my years as a Rhodes
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scholar at Oxford in the early nineteen seventies, when I
roomed with al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones. Since you
have discovered the leather Jerk and Spanish parch soliloquy, you
have no doubt identified the Shakespearean roots of other famous
moments in Hoyden Delbert history. For example, Rich of the
Third's pro covody for younger members of the fair Sex,
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which became Delbert's daddy and his well known attraction to
underage women in general, and the Olsen Twins in particular,
not to mention Romeo and Mercutio's memorable face off in
Act one of Romeo and Juliet, which later became Hoyt
and Delbert in the Deer Costume, And of course, from
much Ado about Nothing, the classic question what ho sets
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the wind in that corner? Later adapted as at time
Delbert let loose a big fart with his girlfriend in
the truck. In short, each of our comic misadventures rests
on the principal advance by Macbeth in the closing moments
of Act five, Scene five. I quote, it is a
tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
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signifying nothing. I hope this startling revelation doesn't tarnish your
enjoyment of our occasional comedic presentations regards.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Let me guess you're just kidd about being college educated.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Right you? Thank Hey, Our big letterary influences is Jerry
Klar and brother Dave Garden. All day I know about
Shakespeare is they make a pretty good fishing run, doesn't
I got a run here, men, Professor Bashniker, that's fixing
to go to hearty good Let a well, you tell
him I said good night, good night. Pardon this such
(16:48):
sweet clorough that I shall say good night till it
bemorrow or in modern terms, duh huh, he'll know what
you meant. Hey, y'all came straight up.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Here Lee good morning, and you got the big show
on the radio. More chances you to win coming up
after your news weathers parts.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Cookies of discontent, by the heat of the launderman van
leaving this soul and then like in petrygo dot dot dot,
you know kind of host set.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Up leaving his soul hoarting the waters of the Medulla
Oblong Gota with John Boy and Billy on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You like that one, John Boy, good morning, and that's
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a big show on the radio for your Tuesday, August thirteenth.
And uh, it was not a birthday, more like a
death day anyway. Okay, it was on this day in
nineteen ten nursing pioneer Florence Nightingale pass away at age ninety.
We've all heard all her life Florence Nightingale. Well she
(18:47):
uh was a nursing pioneer. When you think of nursing,
was back in there, think of Florence right, absolutely, yeah, Yes,
it was past away at age ninety. But this is
in part I didn't know man. So she went to
her bed thirty four years earlier, so because she thought
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she was dying of heart disease. So Florence Nightingale premiere nurse.
So she went to bed when she was fifty four.
But she didn't pass away until she was ninety.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh, well, she didn't have anybody taking care of her, apparently.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
How little theory I had. You've tired taking care of
about him? Don't take care of me about thirty four
years if you can catch up.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
We've all been in that position.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I wish I was right now, let me go back
to bed. I feel Elizabeth Elizabeth, y'all kind of waiting
on me now, and I'm kind of propped up in
the chair, so I'm doing.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
A don't tell everybody my.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, all right, I've been watching Taytter work this morning.
She's right at it because it's what to watch next. Oh, yes,
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Speaker 5 (20:41):
Thank you very much. We're to take a look at
the box office from the weekend. Those who actually got
out of the house and went and saw a movie.
Deadpool and Wolverine was the number one movie for a
third straight weekend, earning fifty four point two million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
They're very popular.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Ed, you're very They're very popular. Is it's domestic total
to four hundred ninety four point three million for those
of you keeping score, and it puts it over the
one billion mark globally.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Wow million?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
All right? And then Ryan's flick blocked his wife, Blake
Lively's romance movie It Ends with Us, from reaching the
top spot. They debuted at number two with a fifty
million take home and it.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Was the name of that one. It Ends with Us,
Ends with Us, all right, So that's one of them's married.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, Ryan Reynolds a Deadpool is married to the star
of this, Blake Lively.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Ok So husband and wife number one and two at
the box office. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, share right.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, they're gonna probably get rid of that cell phone
company pretty fas.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
It Ends with Us is based on the bestseller by
Colleen Hoover of the same name.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
In the it'scout of a romantic deal.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
It is a romantically Oh good Yeah, yeah, I know
you're going who what I think couple split up. You know,
some went to Deadpool and their other half went to
see this. Twisters dropped from second place to third place. Borderlands,
based on the video game series, debuted in fourth place.
That's when with Kevin Hart and Okay and Despicable Meat.
(22:23):
Despicable Me of four came into fifth place. They made
eight million. See that's terrible, and you look at it,
you go eight million, eight million all right in theaters
this Friday. Alien Romulus the sci fi horror film. It's
the seventh installment in the Alien franchise. Alien Romulus is
(22:44):
set between the events of nineteen seventy nine's Alien and
nineteen eighty six's Aliens.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
How do you keep up with that?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I have someone who wrote it, and.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
You're just a little more honest I was hoping for so.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Alienbulous follows a group of space colonists, aren't they all?
While scavenging an old space station, they come face to
face with a horrifying, horror, horrifying life form in space
that I think all of us in the audience snow
pretty well. So on Netflix this week, The Union. It's
(23:23):
about a construction worker played by Mark Wahlberg who's roped
into the espionage world by his former high school girlfriend
Hallie Berry, and Mayhem ensued, Well, now, I mean, if
anybody's gonna, you know, rope into espionage, I would.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
Do anything, she says.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Ex girlfriend, Yeah, sweetheart, you know yep, yeap whirst girl
ever kissed? Went there you go?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I just love you.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Let's y way you can see that.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You're very much wordled. Oh right, great report, Let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out according to current crime statistics,
eighty percent of Americans who currently own one of these
has had one or more of them stolen before.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Basically?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Wait, but a lot of people steal bicycle.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
They're very popular and it must be easy to get
today's John Boy Jeopardy odd. In France, the most popular
color for this household essential is pink.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Eh, what is it? Wanne?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Why you think? Why?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's common. Everybody knows that one eight hundred big show
you told Freelne across America, we go, do we get
a winner? We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Old Good Morning.
(25:17):
That's a big show on the radio. Rolling through your Tuesday,
August thirteenth. Today's feature track from the Big Show Big
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Speaker 7 (25:52):
It's John boyd Jappinino and now your host. He doesn't
do much deep thinking these days. He's learned that when
urge hits him, just.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Lay down till it goes away.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Geez, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
First exercise program too. Let's say, hey, the Dustin out
of Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia. Good morning Dustin, Good morning, nobody, Welcome.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Dustin.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You got the first shot at it. Just wrapped up
the Olympics in France. Were you paying attention? The most
popular color for this household essential is pink.
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
I'm gonna guess curtain curtains.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You say, let's see, well, I'll give it to you.
That would be weirder than dying. What doesn't we appreciate
you playing buddy. You have a great day, all right,
thank you, all right, man, Let's go to Michelle in Eden,
North Carolina. Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Good morning. So
(26:59):
dustin Smith Mountain Lake said curtains stupid dozen, oh, essential
household item in France, it's pink. I'm gonna say toilet paper.
You're saying toilet paper. You're all right, so you see
(27:25):
that every time they take a wee weed we weed
two French words. Hey, Michelle, look at you winning the
big old mount Olive Pickles prize pack. Gonna be cheering
for the National Wheelchair Basketball Association, the Paralympics and pairs
kicking up. August twenty eighth, mount Olive Pickles, the corner
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of Cucumber and vine.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Maybe you hang on.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
All right, thank you, first time college.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
All right, swait where my move at turner? I had
it from you.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
That a girl.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Let's jump out. Shut you up on your news prize
visit from tarmac to magnificent on the other side. Now,
(28:51):
good morning, big show's on the radio for your Tuesday
morning ladies and gentlemen. It's time once again for a
mysterious visitor from the East. See, all seeing, all knowing,
and former cutman on the view tarmacs tarmac cold in
(29:11):
my hands the envelopes, so child of four completely see.
These hovelopes are hermetically sealed, and he kept in a
Mana's jar at Duke's headquarters since noon yesterday. No one
knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your
mystical and semi devon way, will ascertain the answers to
these questions, having never before seen the questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
Well, I've already get the heat on, so sure.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Let's do it, okay. Envelope number one minions, minions?
Speaker 9 (29:43):
What's the opposite of womenions?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
My yard guy wrote that one for me, he said,
and I quote, you can use this on one of your.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Little holding on all right, Wablo umber.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Two, the Pannini, the Hogi and the grinder.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
The Panini, the Hogi and the grinder.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Name three upgrades you can buy at the Moonlight Bunny
Range in Nevada.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Carte got ovelobe number three.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Man versus Wild, Man versus Wild, describe Steve Harvey brushing
his teeth.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
They got gators right, We're an ovelope number.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
Four Space jam Space jam. What's between Luke Skywalker's toes?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
My yard guy?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Did that?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
One word?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Number five? The gallup pole, the gallup pole. Where would
you find a horse at a strip club?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Anyone? Number six?
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Whoop tee doo?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Whoop tea do?
Speaker 9 (31:30):
What does a hunter look for when he's tracking a
whoop tee? Tracking a.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Number?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Seven?
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Fifty cent?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Fifty cent?
Speaker 9 (31:47):
How much would it cost to get Amber heard to
sign a movie deal?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Stretch alone?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Number eight?
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Orange is the new black?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Orange is the new black?
Speaker 9 (32:06):
Where did the Real Housewives of Atlanta get their hair done?
You've seen them.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Right, experimenting with different colors on it?
Speaker 6 (32:16):
There?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
All right? And weard homelope Number nine weed and feed,
weed and feed.
Speaker 9 (32:26):
What does Tommy Chong call a dinner date?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
These are way horse or any other meal?
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Really?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yes? And tarmac guy holding my hands the final almelobe.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Not a moment too soon apparently. Moonshiners Naked and afraid
and Cops.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Moonshiners naked and afraid and ops.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
Describe date night at Booger Branch.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
And you are Tormac of mac Neversode, see you wouldn't
want to be good morning, And it's a big show
(33:38):
on the Radio for you Tuesday, August thirteenth. Well, he's
been back in a cinema and he's brave the summer
heat to come in and fill us in on Hollywood's
latest Welcome back Rabbi myron Berg Steam Show, howe me Homies?
What happening? John Bulliam, Well, I say you're wearing your
summer clothes.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, you know why at summer, your bastard, I'm too
old to wear that heavy wolf stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I got this one made special. Well, it was very sharp.
It's moisture wrecking. Don't be jealous. Drink Gata had not
hated as I'm guessing you went to see the biggest
movie of the summer. Good guess, since I told you
that before we went on the AA, Your bastard.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, I was gonna see that Tornado movie, but the
great grandkids wanted to see Kiddie Pool.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And Smithegean dead Pool and Wolverine. Whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
But I saw that it was raided off, so I thought, well,
I better check it out before I took the kids.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And boy, I'm glad I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hi swell rides, I never hide before blood and guts everywhere,
jumping through time like it was getting on a bush.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
It was mayhem. Did you like it?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
No?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I didn't know what the hell I was going on,
but I had a ball.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I can't tell you the spoilers because I don't know
what any of it meant to who those people were.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
It was great. Well, you know, I have to ask,
how was the cats?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Well, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Kitty Pool and Smithereen great together, like the Odd Couple,
but with more entrails. I could have done with less
poop mouth, but the chemistry between these Tova was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Kitty Pool was.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Hilarious, But my favorite was Smithereen, played by this generation's
greatest actor, Hugh Beaumont.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of Hugh Jackman.
Who not who Hugh Jackman. I thought that was the
geezer that perved out on all them young girls. That's
Hugh Hefner. I thought that was the cowboy actor who
played the viant ipe on the TV. That was Hugh O'Brien.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I thought that was the guy who played the pill
head doctor who could cure anyone.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That was Hugh Laurie. I thought that was the English
guy who liked hookers. That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said. That's Hugh Betcha. I thought,
I give Tato a second on. I thought that was
the giant duck and the diaper.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's baby Hughey. So who the hell are I thinking of?
Hugh Jackman?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Listen, he never would have got all those girls without
that magazine.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Want a Rocket?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I'm gonna have to say something. If you want to
be in the magazine, what do you say? It wasn't
old age, it was the sex along with it that
killed me. Well the way to go? Now?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
The movie?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh ten yamackers out of five, don't take the kids.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
My only complaint is that they had an all writing
and there's no nudity none.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
What did I kill you to put some boobies away?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
None?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'd just settled for what but what?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, we all setting the doc there and they're waiting
for a nipple. I even sat through the credits hoping
for a quick speakable with a nice rack and nothing. Well,
you can all go to hell, okay, but thanks for
keeping it clean. Go in peace.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something else.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
You sure't see him that day. It's cheaper. Good morning,
you got the big show on the radio. More chances
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports mom.
Speaker 12 (37:49):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a birdskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big show.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
But Mama, good morning, that's a big showing the radio
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for your Tuesday morning. John Boy's Wonderful Thing Giveaway one
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know how dear, we're registered to win it at the
Big Show dot Com. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde Winter gets a hat,
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Speaker 8 (39:42):
You, so hit it.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
When you hit it and you can't eat it. In minutes,
we'll play the first Yeah take it.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Greetings all, it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
And when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a
big fat bullseye on the Confuser in chief Old Bozo
Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
But let's be fair, that's not the best presidential nickname.
Speaker 13 (40:02):
I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given monikers that
reflected their legacy. Lincoln was honest Abe and the Great Emancipator.
Andrew Jackson was old Hickory.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Ronald Reagan the great Communicator, Bill Clinton was slick Willie.
Of course, Hillary had a lot of other names for him,
but not Radio Friendrick. But it is not the only
right that Joe Biden's legacy is reflected in his historical moniker.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I certainly think so so.
Speaker 13 (40:27):
From the home office, in the stockroom at Happy Hunter's
Crackpipe Emporium and Topless underage Laptop Repair. The top ten
presidential nicknames for Joe Biden. Number ten El Nada Bordero
that means no border for slotating number nine, mister what
(40:48):
the hell did he say? Number eight Maximus stupidious, destroyer
of economies and sniffer of children. Number seven the grown
up kid from Deliverance. Number six the Scranton Creeper. Number
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five Pecker from Delaware. I let the room settle down
before you did. Number four, Sir gropes a lot. Number
three Pinocchi Joe, number two Obama's Box. And the number
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one presidential nickname for Joe Biden, Old Dumbassy.
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