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you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
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So when he's laid, it's my fault. Oh, sir, I
feel so day to do up and out on. It
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is Tuesday, June the third, got to make showing the
radio appreciate y'all working up when it's here. We got
uh National leg Day to celebrate JAG perfect time. National
Chocolate Macaroon Day. Macaroon like macarooney?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, is that it usually cooking it isn't it?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Macaron? Usually chocolate macaroon.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And today's repeat day, Repeat day, so we will eat
too chocolate.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Mac I on board with that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Uh, A day to do, a day to do over
and over over and over. Oh this is nerve wrecking
that what it says. No, I was my comment on
the repeat day. I don't know there'll sign a souping
one in there on you. That's why you don't have
to sell bred them all now.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It's almost like they can't be quiet, you know, like, oh,
I can't have an open space there, I gotta fill it.
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And so we gonna fill our open space with three
dates in history. They'll be very important. That'll give us
our first winter. The morning on out birds a We're
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summer right here these dates in history is June third,
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nineteen ninety one, Willie Nelson released the album Who'll Buy
My Memories the Irs Tapes?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Remember this?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
This album contained song seized by the government to help
pay off Willie sixteen million dollars in back taxes. I
guess he, I guess he did it. That's back in
ninety one. He's been free all these years.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well he's still working too, though, so I don't know
he is.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, all right, there's so much you say. When is
dark Dagga's social security? When you get old starting to
send its possible because you lose what you what you
wait for.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yo, never mind, I have heard that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes, I'm worried about Willie. We'll celebrate a little bit later. Well,
let's move up one year later. In nineteen ninety two,
Democratic presidential candidate Bill Clinton played the saxophone on the
Arsenio Hall show.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh and it just if it would have gone viral,
if it had viral.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Back then, that would And the audience said, they go
woo woo woop. Yeah, yeah, okay, good, all right. So
he played saxophone and think of brass instruments there. And finally,
in one Anthony LaRose of Windsor, England got a moth
trapped in his ear while trying to rescue a cap
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from under a bush.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No see, that was his first misstake, he said.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The pain from beating of the moss wings, I guess
his ear drum was excruciating. It was eventually removed at
the hospital. He said, the noise unimaginable.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Shouldn't have been that hard. All we had to do
was turn a light on.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Had that happened to a family member?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yes, wound up in the emergency room. Yeah, they thought
it was a june bug the way that it felt
in his ear. But yeah, we get there and all
he did is just flush some water in it and
out came a penny little baby mom.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It had to be a little to get in there. Yeah. Well,
everybody's all right, and let's think about winged bugs and
we're ready to play out Burst one eight hundred, big
show you told free line, come on play next Good morning,
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It's a big show on the radio. Roll until your
Tuesday morning. June the third and our feature track when
it makes your bid Box Mary Jane's deep thoughts the
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John Boyd and Billy to give the prizes from the
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Have a hurry up and guest you love the best time.
You love a big shots. Let's say head of Brian
from hunts Fell. I love Bama.
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We shot.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Good morning Brian, greeting chokes hell, buddy, welcome in here, alright,
coming in hot out of Huntsville. Let's get you through
these three categories. Get you one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products. You can put the
good news, Brian. You ready alright? All right, buddy, and
five seconds it should be too hard. Three things you
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pay taxes on, Ready to go.
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Are tags food earnings.
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Ma'am now. Three brass instruments ready.
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Go, saxophone, trumbone and John Boyce paper to torture instrument fee.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Wow, all right, you have been listening for a while.
I'll like a trumpet georger Yes, just wait to Christmas again.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
He was so anxious to get to the funny he
forgotten the whole trumpet.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Bright.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Here we go for the win. Three bugs with wings
ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Flies, deep and moss.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh my, bron we get that bull snot to you
down Huntsville.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Body gratulations, Thank you very much, and just might mighty
pass shout out to everybody that daily, weekly and more
puts up with me, and I forget to thank him,
and that includes y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well I'll have a question. All right, Well, thank you
so much for including us with your loved ones and
co workers and friends.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I just like about everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Bro, He go, buddy, why are we jumping out? Catching
you up on your news? That would catch up on
what went on.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Around you with back honoring Willy, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's a big show on the radio. We learned on
our birds. It was on this day ninety one? Will
they release the album? Who will buy My Memories? The irs? Date?
Trying to pay off sixteen million in bass back tack?
You got that later rolls and man, maybe he said,
rework some of his older hits. You know, it's like
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the everybody didn't have a phone back in nineteen ninety one,
So hey, we're here the hell.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
On the phone again. Everybody is on the phone again,
ignoring all their real life family and friends. They came,
wait to get on the phone again. On the phone again,
caught in a big group text that never ends, always
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tying up. Just one more quick loose and everybody is
on the phone again, on the phone again, like.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
A bunch is on me shuffling down life highway. It's
the latest trend.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
So give all of your fake friends one more quick
look on the Facebook, on the phone again, typing the
message out and hitting send. Most folks I know are
going right around the bend. Everybody is on the phone again,
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on the phone again with their brains and neutral texting
down the highway.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Spend the whole weekend, give it all there.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
But it's one more quick look on the Facebook, on
the phone again, new tweets and instagrams. They gotta say,
this world ain't never gone to be the same again.
Folks can't wait to get on the phone again. No,
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they just can't wait to get on the phone again.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Win
here we go. It's time for Dom Crook News. Domb
Crook story is sending by you the big show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow today's
Florida Man Chapter four. A Florida man drew the attention
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of a Pasco County deputy outside of a department store
in Hudson, Florida. The deputy followed him inside, where things
went downhill fast. The deputy watched as a man attempted
to hand off a shady looking baggie to a customer
inside the store. The customer, having seen the deputy, was
clearly refusing the baggy, letting it fall to the floor
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as he walked away. Well, the man bent down to
pick it up, but spotted the deputy and pretended to
adjust his shoe As he stood up. The deputy cuffed him.
Turns out the drop baggie was just the beginning. The
man had four more stuffed in his pockets and a
bonus stash of crystal meth. The deputy said what drew
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his attention to the man in the parking lot was
his T shirt, which read, hoo needs drugs. No, seriously,
I have drugs.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
That's all the advertising.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Two Monroe County deputies pulled over a sixty seven year
old Florida man for speeding and swerving on Highway One
in the Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the
rear of the man's car, the other approached the driver's
side window, just in time to see the driver appear
to finish off a open can of beer. Well after
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fundling briefly with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke
billowed out as the window lowered. Seeing the deputy waving
away the smoke, the driver panic and tried to roll
the window back up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk,
exposing the second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside.
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Cob said the man failed a short but entertaining sobriety
test was arrested. When asked why I had so much weed,
he said he had stolen the car in Orlando and
had no idea what was in there. It's story well,
detectives figured out the car was originally stolen in Georgia,
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then driven to an Orlando motel where it was stolen again.
So unless somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car
and three bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck
with a dui various felony drug charges and the bonus
grand theft auto UH deponyes in Newport Richie, Florida, pulled
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over her car and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger,
namely a mysterious white powder all over his nose. The
deputy snapped a picture of the Florida man and swabbed
his nose. A field test kit confirmed the substance was cocaine.
When confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine
on his nose was not his and he had no
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idea how it got there. He gave the same explanation
with a bag of coke in his shirt pocket and
the backpack stuffed with over a half a pound of marijuana,
no idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
(15:22):
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Floorida man
on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip surge that revealed three heroin filled syringes hitting
inside his rectums night hotter. Still, the man told the
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cops those aren't mine and I had no idea how
they got there. Has that ever worked anyone? The authorities
were unconvinced by his explanation and charged him with possession
of a controlled substance, possession of drug finelia felony, charged
for smuggling contraman into a correctional facility, and finally, during
(16:09):
a traffic stop, the Merrion County Sheriff's Office arrested a
twenty six year old Florida man after finding he was
carrying an assortment of drugs and a large amount of cash.
While detention deputies were conducting a routine cavity search during
his jail house check in well, they noticed something quite unusual.
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Whenever the man was told to bend over, spread his
cheeks and cough, deputies observed twenty dollars bills were falling
from his rectums in a process cops referred to as
(16:50):
necessary but very undesirable for everyone involved. The human ATM
dispensed a total of one thousand and ninety dollars in
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in minutes where right now from the the Scoutator and
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Tama News, there's what to watch? Here is my sin.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I think you let's see what everybody was watching at
the box office this weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Show.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I are the top five for you.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Disney's live action Leelo Stitch continues. Lelo En Stitch continues
their dominance there at the box office. They stayed at
number one this past weekend, and they have they're quickly
becoming the second highest grossing film of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Wow. Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So far it has.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Earned two hundred and eighty point one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Well, it's about the time I need to find out
what is Leelo in one of the stitch Is he
like a rat, a mouse or something some kind of
I want to a Blooney.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's kind of like Sonic the Hedgehog. He's not really anything.
Oh yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So which is one? I'm a human? Oh it's a girl.
Lilo Lilo, So Leelo's a girl. Stitch is something We're
not quite sure what it looked like.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
It looked like a little bear with teeth.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I have not seen it.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I have not contributed to the two hundred and eighty
point one million dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Mission Impossible remains in second place.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning Karate Kid Legends debuted in
the third place, featuring Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio trying
a new kung Fu Prodigy Final Destination. Bloodlines dropped from
third place to fourth place this weekend, and the horror
flick Bring Her Back rounded out the top five and
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it debuted in fifth.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Place, uh Her Back on This Friday.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
From the World of John Wick Ballerina.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Ballerina is an action thriller film that has set fifth
film in the John Wick franchise. Fifth film and the
John Wick Franchise. It's a spinoff set between the events
of John Wick Chapter three, Parabellum and John Wick Chapter four.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
So He's kind of kind of squeezed it in there.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Assassins yessassin.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yes, she's good.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
She's Eve macaro, an assassin trained in the traditions of
Rusca Roma organization, and she sets out to seek revenge
after her father's death.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I find that to be the thread there.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
There's a lot of revenge.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Keanu Reeves does make appearance in this film. Ana de
Armas is the ballerina and she's the check that Tom
Cruise has been going out with.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, now you get to see who that is.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
So yeah, some of the regulars are back in at
Ian McShane as well and Gabriel Byrne.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Isn't it all right?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
The Ritual is also out this Friday. It's about two priests.
One is a crisis with his faith and the other
is confronting a turbulent past.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
They must overcome their differences to perform a series of
dangerous exorcisms on a possessed young woman. It stars Al Pacino,
Dan Stevens, Abigail Cowan and Patricia Heaton. You know the
mom from Everyone Everybody Loves Raymond Patricia Heaton.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, so, uh, wonderful.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Exorcist movie.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
You've done that again. You've extended.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I know I'm gonna let him bother me streaming. I
know that everyone has in the room has been binging
some stuff. What's out is UH Department Q. It's on Netflix.
It's nine episodes. It's set in UH, Scotland and it's
about English investigator and there they he's set to do
cold case files.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
So it's a good one.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Uh And just like that, Max has that one And
just like that is the Summer in the City.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yes, it's season.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Three of Carrie Miranda Charlotte from Sex in the City.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
But now we're finding out they can't.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
They're they're navigating the complicated reality of lifelove, sex and
French y'all in their late fifties.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now if one of them will get possessed.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Also out this week, Power Moves with Shaquille O'Neill.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's a TV series sport documentary.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
It's a six part series about Shaq and Alan Iverson
who are leading Rebox resurgence as top executives are bringing
fresh energy to the brand.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So Shaquille O'Neil is starring in those.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
On a lot of documentaries about shoes, you know, with
the Michael Jordan deal, that was a good one though,
by the way, Yeah, oh yeah, that's good, so I
will check out Shaq.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Now, Alan Iverson has another thing in his story is
in the works. Prime Video has green lit a documentary
about him and it's being produced by the companies of
Stephen Curry and Shaquille O'Neill. So that's going to be
coming out later in the year.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
We'll watch it since his steph okay, fine, I'm surprised
you haven't already watched this one, but there's a documentary
on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Call Earnhardt, Oh yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I just recently saw this that I'm gonna wash it.
So you watched it?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, yeah, when it is amazingly well produced.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Awesome, We'll watch that, earnhard There you go, all right, good,
good work. I'll thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Mars.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boygeopardy
for the Big Old Bird Tea County Peanuts package review.
Yesterday's question. We found out since this kitchen appliance was
first introduced in ninety five, over one hundred million of
them have been sold, making in one of the most
successfully selling appliances in US history.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And what is the George Forman grill, George got him
a grill?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Good work? All right? Today is John Boygeopardy? Should you
find yourself in a desperate rugby team airplane crash scenario?
According to a study funded by the US government, this
human body part has the single highest calorie count.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What is the rump? You know, the hind end, the booty,
the button.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Bob not on everybody? What's y'all got? What eight hundred?
Big Show you told? Free line? We played John boyd
Jeppardy next Good Tuesday morning, June third, Big Show's on
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the radio. Whatever featured track from The Big Show, Big Box,
Mary Jane's Neat Thoughts the Zombie Apocalypse. Check it out
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across America.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
It's John Boy, Jeffardy and now a man who, during
some scary turbulence on our private flight turned to all
of us, and this is true, said if we go down,
I want y'all to eat me first. He's turn boy,
kind of butty all of these It didn't help. They
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had to run out of Blacksburg, Virginia.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Good morning, run, Good morning, John Boys first time collar.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
All right, welcome buddy. I'll put you right up there
to the big show for ever the airplane we go down.
You're invited there twos to the buffet. Right, all right, Well,
let's let's look at it. Should you find yourself here?
Is it kind of weird in a desperate Rugby team
airplane crash scenario. You're seeing them bumper stickers, Rugby.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Players eat their own It's referencing the movie that dramatized them.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And was that was that an actual fact? Yes, that
was an actual fact.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Had to resort to cannibalism.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Man, okay, all right, So anyway, so we're just having
fun with her here on Jeopardy. Looks so according to
a study funded by the US government, I don't know
if elon and do shut this down. This sounds it
might come in handy, this human body part has the
single highest calorie count. What you're thinking, Ron.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Well, according to my wife, she says, is your fat pads,
which are distributed throughout your body.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Ah, she says, your your fat pads.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Yeah, that's what she says.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Is so when your wife knows stuff like like this, Ron,
you know what, let's find out. We we got to
look into it. Okay, Well, let's let's see show us
fat pads throughout your body? Gon, No, I'm.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Gonna tell her that one. The answer.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Me fat pads. Well we'll we'll look into that.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Ron.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well, we appreciate you. Give your wife our best and
tell her thanks a lot. All right, I'll do it,
all right, buddy, Yeah, he's got to deal with it.
You all right, buddy, we appreciate you. Let's go to
Oh we got Martha in Venor, Tennessee. Good morning, Martha.
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Oh oh wait a minute, hold on, hold on someday
right here, I got it right here, ship, let us
go here, Jack, you got he? Is that Martha right there?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Hey, hey Martha, how you doing good?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
We're doing good, doing good? So, uh you are up.
We know it is not fat pads throughout your body.
So I kind of said, this human body part has
the single highest calorie count. So you ain't gotta go
looking for you know, veins or paths or anything like that.
What do you think of? What are you thinking? Martha?
Speaker 13 (30:05):
Well, let's see body parts.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Seeing a nurse. I know that.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Your brain has to have lots of calories and sugar.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
The function all right, So, Martha the Nurse, you might
outrank Ron's wife on this. You say the brain, Let
Marthy know what you're talking about. Oh my gosh, the
zombies were right, that's right, all right, well Martha, look
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at you, baby, profession where you're serving your fellow man
and woman. Got you Listen, We appreciate you. Glad you
made it in here, and you were gonna love these
Bertie County peanuts. We gonna send you a bunch of them,
all right, Oh.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
All right, awesome, that's great.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
All right, Martha. When you hang on with Jackie, do
I hear bird in the background.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yes, I'm outside trying to clear my pool a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Good. I'm glad you're out there moving around winning John
board Jemeny. All right, baby, hang on, thank you out.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Yeah, your your gift for being able to say subtly
inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time is still alive.
And well we were dealing dealing with, you know, zombies
eating brains and airplane crashes, and you said, well, there
you are, honeys out there serving mankind.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Martha the nurse.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, that old.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Twilight zoned it. Trek bellh I was a kid. We
cook book you know, all right, we're back out it.
Here's your news, so you don't know the side.
Speaker 14 (31:56):
Mh hold on, man, that's a big show on a radio.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Itar Ago Man was on this date in twenty twelve.
I was thinking about this. Over the weekend, Tiger Woods
claims a seventy third PGA Tour win. It was a
two strug win over uh Sabatine and someone the golf
there ain't around now in the Memorial tournament at Murfield
Village equals Jack Nicholas's record. So they just had Jack's
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golf tournament over the weekend. Scottie Scheffler, who was number
one in the world, and that guy is on fire,
and he repeated as champion from last year and he's like,
oh man, he's going on Twitter. He is unbelievable. If
he stays health and keeps going, it might be one
that can catch Tiger. Looks like now Tiger will never
catch Jack's major tournament record, but he did pass him.
(33:19):
So that was twenty twelve when he got seventy three
and he's in the eighties now something like that, Tiger.
And then yeah, so Scottie Scheffler, yeap doing it up alright, man,
the Texan Boy got it going on on the golf cord.
What we got going on?
Speaker 9 (33:35):
We got.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I don't know. Yeah, I rap by reviewing about twenty
minutes ago to take to keep on. My baby b
show rolls on. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. Well, our man in the aisles is back
with a review of one of the most anticipated movies
of the summer. Let's welcome back, Rabbi, Myron Bergstein Shall
Horvey Homies. What's happening? Have a sea, Rabbi. Hey, I've
done this before. I know the drill.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Besides, you think I'm gonna stand here, I got the gout.
Oh if you're hurt and you don't have to come in, hey, listen,
I can play hate. It's when the great ones dig deep.
I can't just lay out of work for several weeks
for some minor problem, like some kind of fancy schmancy.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
DJ it was a knee replacement surgery. Face it. You're
week week. I think we're getting on track. So, uh,
did you see the New Mission? Impossible?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hell no, wow? I thought you love those movies.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
I do.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
But the lead guy is like, what eighty now? And
it's the last one, so you know people are gonna
get bumped off. I can't sit through that. I'm a
nervous wreck just thinking about it. Thanks for reminding me,
you're bastard.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
So what did you see?
Speaker 12 (35:16):
I saw that New Karate Boy movie. It's like a
missh smasher. The old Karate Boy movie and the New
Karate Boy movie and the TV show Cobra got sounds interesting.
Why the hell do you think they made the movie?
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
So what's the story?
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Okay, so this kung fu wonder kid moves to New
York with his mom. He's, you know, kind of a Lona.
Tries to fit into this new world, but he gets
in his scuffle and then there's a karate competition, but
he skills ain't enough to win. But two teachers, the
old guy from the movie with Will Smith's hunk Kid
and the other the original Karate Boy, team up to
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get him ready for the fight of his life. The
only thing it's missing was the original mister mitzubieh.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Hit meage sounds a little complicated.
Speaker 12 (36:05):
Well, I'm sure if you only watch hunting shows and
he had, it might be a bit challenging.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
But this is a good old fashioned popcorn movie. How's
it cast?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Everyone is fantastic, but my favorite is the original Karate Boy,
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Ralph Macchio, Ralph Machio plays Daniel LaRusso. I thought that
was Paci's boyfriend. That's Ralph Mouth.
Speaker 12 (36:35):
I thought that was the flamer that makes the overpriced perfume.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's Ralph Lauren.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
I thought that was the dad from the Vaultons whose
kids looked nothing like him.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
That's Ralph Waite.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
I thought that was the old hippie from the seventies
that ran for president but had less of a chance
than Al Sharpty.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's Ralph Nader.
Speaker 12 (36:57):
I thought that was the guy who wanted to send
his wife. That's Ralph Crampton. I thought that was the
video game guy that kept breaking everything. Let's wreck it, Ralph.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Now see.
Speaker 12 (37:10):
I thought that was the man girl from the Hoodsville
Brothers who worked as a handyman.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
That was Alf and Ralph Monroe. I thought that was
the talking coppet from out of Space that had cats.
That's Alf.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
So.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
Who the hell am I thinking, Ralph Martio? Why are
all the red headed guys pansy, What did you think?
I think he had everyone fooled, but he had his
eye on Pansie.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
No.
Speaker 12 (37:35):
The movie, ah, well, I give it four and a
half yamakas out of five. Well the great picture, pifek
Summer movie. You laugh, a little, your kay, a little,
eat over priced popcorn? What else do you need unless
wholesomeness and family values aren't your bag. Maybe that sort
of thing tanged your stomach. Maybe you'd rather see people
(37:55):
getting getting gobbled up by monsters or maniacs campus, or
maybe you want to see one of them boy meets
girl but dumb's girl for another boy. That's exactly what's
this world today?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Watching that provided garbage.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Hey, do what you want in the privacy of your
eulo sex back home, but don't stick it out there
for the rest of us have to look at you
want to dye your hair, Pipal and Red dirty Bucks, the.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Kids not on my watch.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
You're sick, twisted and moral disgusting, obnoxious.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
And I'll say it, but it is possible. I am
misreading the room. Go in peace, your best and remember
see him at Nay.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
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Speaker 13 (41:26):
You know, one of the things like like that I've
starting to understand is when you get older, that you
become afraid of more things, like you know, like when
you're younger. When I was eighteen, I was literally I
was afraid of nothing. I used to run around, just
stay in the dumbest stuff. You know, what's the worst
thing that could happen to I remember saying, I mean,
what's the worst thing that could happen to you? You
turn about thirty, you're like some pretty bad things. It is, I,
(41:54):
I tell you the first time, I think I probably
knew that I was like afraid of things and like
my own more. I was living in Cincinnati about ten
years ago, and I was I was coming home real
late one night. It was about three thirty in the morning,
and I pulled up to this like stop light, and
I look off to my left and there was a
car that had run into a pole, and the dome
light was on, and the door was open, and nobody
(42:16):
was in the car. And I heard some police sirens
in the distance. And then my car door opened and
a dude jumped in the back seat and said drive, man, drive,
And I.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Was so dumb. I didn't know what was going on.
I'm like, does he think this is some sort of
a taxi cabs?
Speaker 13 (42:30):
This is a Toyota camery fellow, And I don't appreciate
the directness of your tone. I was, I didn't get it,
you know, And then then he said he goes I said, drive,
And then I said probably the whitest thing I've ever
said in my laughe I go, where do you want
to go?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Like I was a tour guy. There's a lot of
restaurants north of town, but they're closed at this hour.
Speaker 13 (42:53):
I supposed we could go to an international house of
pancas rudey, toutty, fresher and flute.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
Like.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
So I started like kind of like thing. I started
registering what's going on here? And like, oh, he stole
a car and he wants me. You know, he's running
from the cops. He crashed it and wants me to
take him away. It's like a car jacking, you know.
And uh so everything's going through my head. Like Number one,
I really was thinking I could take this dude, Like
he didn't look that big at all, and and and
he was young. Number two, he might have a gun,
(43:21):
Like I didn't see a gun. He didn't say anything
about a gun, but I watched Lawn Order all the time,
and in these situations there's usually a gun, right. And
number three, I really need to start locking my door
like they tell you to do that, but it doesn't
really sink in until they're dude in your back seat, going.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Drop want them up? That's me from now on. So,
so like I start, I start driving, and I don't
know where to go, and let me back up. This
dude was black.
Speaker 13 (43:47):
Okay, I'm not saying all black people steal cars or
all car thieves are black. This dude just happened me black,
and my friend JP at the time was black. He
still is, uh, but you know, JP never stole a
car or anything like that, but he did some things
on the wrong side of the law. And I didn't
know where where to go. But man, I drove to
(44:09):
JP's house. All right, man, you know, I know, I know,
well maybe he knows JP and those guys could talk
and I could leave, you know, so we just I do.
So I started driving to JP's house and I pull up.
I'm like, you want to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I said, drive. I guess you don't know JP. I'm
bre a shot, you know. So I drove this guy
around literally for like three hours that night, and I felt.
Speaker 13 (44:35):
Like such a coward because I'm like, I don't even
know if he has a gun, and but I'm still
afraid of him, and I'm afraid to turn around to
see because he might you know, shoot me. And uh, finally,
after like three hours, I was like, you know what,
I don't care if he's got a gun, he can
just end it, you know, because I'm not doing this.
And I pull over and I say the second whitest
thing I've ever said in my life. I go, hey, man,
I got to get up for work in the morning, and.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
For some reason that works.
Speaker 11 (45:02):
I'm like, he got out and ran, Like he get
out and ran.
Speaker 13 (45:07):
And as he's leaving, first of all, he left, I'm like,
we could have done that three hours ago if he
had some sort of weird respect for, you know, doing
a job.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
As he's leaving, I noticed there's no gun. There's no gun,
and he's younger.
Speaker 13 (45:19):
I just got carjacked by an unarmed fourteen year old
and no, no, you know, technically I didn't get carjack
there was no gun.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
All I did was give a dude a ride. That's
why I was a soccer mom that night.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
The word on the streets of Cincinnati is gonna be
there's this one white dude that just takes orders.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
You don't even have to have a gun.
Speaker 13 (45:40):
Somebody's gonna knock on my door, move out your house,
punk Okay, I can tell you fellas mean business.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Let me get my oval teen. I'll be gone the
cham streaming on YouTube. We'll have Greg Withers live tomorrow
morning at this time. Now, Oh, let's play it. Beat
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