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July 22, 2025 51 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Pinkard & Bowden make an early appearance with their fishy hit, “I Lobster But Then I Flounder”.. - We surprise Marci and have her submit her latest edition of “What to Watch”.. - The Rabbi Myron Bernstein reviews the new Superman movie.. - We accept a collect call from our buddy Killer Beaz.. - Mark Packer joins us to talk sports - including the story where the Charlotte Hornets are called “Champions”.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit for a sermon named, “Jesus Gets You”.. - and we’ll wrap up with the Crocodile Stalker on the Space Station…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have more than everybody. The big show is right
here on the radio. Shaves me praised, You're lifted.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to smile on
your face and a song in your heart as long
as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John Boy
and Billy on the big show face and.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Begorah God no lo uping at them, say hey to you. Tuesday,

(01:03):
July the twenty tooth, twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Twenty five, eight tesday.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
All right, man, we're rolling through this month.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
He blistering bid so it's blood.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Strange key word. I guess it might be hot where
you are too. You all keep it cool out there. No,
we've got a lot of you working outside. Dickers me.
People tell me to hydrate, and I was just walking
from the truck out to the building. Yeah, it's a

(01:39):
good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Go alright, let's see here. We're gonna have some fun
fingered and bouting killer bees a little later this morning.
Killer gonna be hitting the road in air conditioned venues
starting July twenty fifth, that's three days from now. Right
outside Chattanooga, Tennessee, at the gyms Henter at a wall

(02:05):
how about that, don't be at the Grand Old Opry
killing back at the Grand Old Opry. How about that
we got several buds and girl friends have been hitting
the opry lately. So proud of y'all. Killerbees dot com,
K I L L E R B E A Z

(02:27):
dot com, as he would say, thanks Dad, No, that
was for true at Sbastley his name. Yeah, we got
that all right. Well, let's get to the winning. That's
what we like to get done. We'll get you set
up for the first prize pack. Were wait big shows
on a radio. Good morning, I got the bags on

(02:49):
a radio. First prize pack an assortment of small batch,
hand cooked peanuts from Bertie County Peanuts, a Southern tradition
for over one hundred years. If you enter code jb
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plus you'll get free shipping when you shop online at
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We got to set up for you right at the

(03:09):
Big Show dot Com. Let'st our three days in history
and in your mind the categories and you can win
it right here. July twenty second, It was nineteen sixty
four four Navy drivers became the world's first aquanos when
they were submerging to the ocean in Sea Lab one.

(03:30):
The aquanats descended one hundred and ninety two feet and
were kept alive by breathing air that was eighty percent heliums.
They did sound funny when they talked to each other
do much like Randy's Chipmunk. Twenty sixteen, Japan's Funi Electric
announced they would manufacture the world's last video cassette in

(03:54):
the month that Yeah You've Got something line. Finally, twenty
twenty three, Taylor Swift's concert in Seattle, Swifties shook to
the ground so hard Howard it was the equivalent to
a magnitude two point three earthquake. Wow, And it happened

(04:16):
again the next night. Shake it Off, Shake it Off
old the Swifties.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Very popular song I jumping around.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Something about stomping the feet that on one specific.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Song or just just jumping everybody they had the beat.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, yeah, good deal in the little Swifties. I guess
it takes a lot of them to shake the ground.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, they don't wait for like eighty pounds.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Why rabbit, there's our categories one eight hundred, big show
you told free line, come on play out birds next,

(05:12):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Were
rolling through your Tuesday July. A twenty second feature track
from the Big Show bit Box the Crocodile Stalker on
the space station jeg for keyword space station, I'm going
to hit the bed box. Happen the Big Show dot com?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Is it all?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's something about space this week went the Moonland or
something like that going on. That was what nursery was
over the weekend, over the week and ride the dog.
He was getting down the space at the bit box's
word and right now.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Again the.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Uppers. Let's space ups. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shoon boys, Billy, give the prizes from the big.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Prize be let's go. He contested number one.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
This should be a lot of fun in your playing upers.
Have them Marie up and guest time you love the
best time you.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Have a big shots. Let's say I had Adam out
of marble and I'll say.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
We have shot.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Good morning, Adam, good heard more man. You are up
in Adam this morning. I had a Maryleble. You are Adam.
Listen to tho these three categories and we're gonna send
you a Southern tradition of over one hundred years. Nate
moonshine is Bertie County peanuts. What about that?

Speaker 8 (06:52):
Hey, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Later this morning, Killer bees, he has his own moonshine,
so we may be able to help you out on
that as well. So all right, no promises.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
Well, I am a recovering alcoholic, so I got to
stay away from the alcohol.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, well, we ain't gonna do that there, wait go
John boy, No, Killer, he ain't got that much in
it anyway. But let's say, yeah, let's let's not do that. Adam,
glad for your sobriety, buddy, glad you're here with us.
Let's get you through you ready?

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Oh my gosh? Am I ever?

Speaker 9 (07:29):
All right?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
All right, all.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right, five seconds? Three body parts you need to breathe ready.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Go uh uh nose?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Uh now long? Bro okay, all right, yeah, that'll work.
We need all of those, all right, at them now.
Three things you would have recorded on a video cassette.
Ready go, all right.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
TV show uh, baby making, presidential inauguration funeral.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Waiting, okay, baby making? Wow, Well for the win. Three
places that experience earthquakes ready to go.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
Uh California, Hawaii, Tennessee, Georgia, China.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, well look at you over delivering, Adam. You got it, buddy,
big old Bertie County Peanuts, wilse pack Hen did you play?
No way? Why you hang over? Jaggie? All right?

Speaker 8 (08:46):
For first time caller, Can I make a shout out?
I've always dreamed about doing that.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, yeah, I'm making a good and take it buddy,
all right.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Uh, it's it's just so I fought cancer, and uh
I want to shout out to all the cancer survivors
out there and the people currently battling that. And you
know I've lost my job and career through it. So
hang in there and stay God focused and you can
do this, all.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Right, Adam? Will you have overcome some stuff there, buddy,
A lot of praying, big show listeners, y'all remember Adam?
All Right, we got you, buddy.

Speaker 8 (09:25):
And Tennessee Arrowheads is my venmo. If anybody wants to
send anything through my job lost, I'd appreciate it. I
hate to use this moment like that, but you know,
a little donation might actually help a little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm sorry, that's all right, buddy, throwing out that Adam,
you hang on, I'm gonna put you out with Jackie
right now.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Why about a hour and top of your news On
the other side, PETERD. Bounden's got us seafood salt. Really,
I'm a.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's a big show on the radio early morning time
with me a hunger for lunch bigger than Bowden.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
I walk a cook.

Speaker 10 (10:58):
She was a waitress down in salty Am seafood you babe,
and somewhere queen the clown juice and seaweed salad. Some
little shrimp just lured her away.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Why lobster and never clounder?

Speaker 10 (11:19):
Heat righted to the line round her, and they drove
off in his carpet.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Why lobster and never clounder?

Speaker 10 (11:29):
I octopuses facing he'll only.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Break her heart.

Speaker 10 (11:42):
I said, just quit and leave me for that key
and attuning. If you want to rout something new.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
She wasn't ass I ever have now my life as
no parkas.

Speaker 10 (11:57):
Oh my cod I love her as I do.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Why lobster and never clounder?

Speaker 10 (12:07):
He wrapped his line around her, and they drove off.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
In his carpet. Why lobster and never clounder?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I bussis days in ill only ragged her heart.

Speaker 10 (12:23):
Boy, I sored fish. She had come back to me, Sandy,
I'd shore way of the time.

Speaker 11 (12:31):
Now, Richard, you know she just pulled that out tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I've got a hattock routine.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
You're probably right, but you know I've killed her picture
in my.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Walleye just for the halib it.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Did you did you say perch? Yeah, I'm afraid. So
that's good for a moment there. I thought I was
losing my hairing.

Speaker 10 (13:05):
Well, we math squad all the sea horse and around
more of these people out here are going to a
state of sharp.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, we get out of here alive. It's gonna be
a mackerel frankly s callup. I don't give a quane.

Speaker 12 (13:49):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's a big sea on the radio with Here we go.
Here we are Cadbury.

Speaker 13 (13:55):
Welcome to Spain, Oh grand the lovely village of Pamplona.
I must say it's a refreshing change from your usual weekends.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (14:05):
I doubt you love going to the beach. Oh, yes,
the beach I love, sir, but we never see it.
We get about as far as sharing a jug of
pickled shrimp with beach Billy and Captain kit Yeah, a
good time.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Well this ain't no pleasure cruise, old boy. We're here
on business. I know it's not my place, sir, but
what sort of business? Not the monkey kind? I hope
My wife has always wanted one of these stallions that
you can only find in Spain.

Speaker 13 (14:33):
Oh, but has always bemoaned Madam's equestrian investments. The trip here,
the cost of shipping enough to mention the price of
the beast itself. The mind boggles at the price.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I know, but only upside It does keep her
out of my hair. And who can put a price
on that? I can.

Speaker 13 (14:50):
It's nearly fifty thousand dollars fifty grand?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You sure I.

Speaker 13 (14:54):
Got a gold star in maths man.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's a lot of dog food on a hoof. Oh well,
I guess she's worth it. She puts up a quite
a bit. If I can't be a pill, you know,
do tails? Well enough, Joe and Cadbury, let's get that
tax right off on a truck and then hit the
town ah and indulge in a bit of the native
ghospachosh Are you crazy? I don't want to play some

(15:17):
goofy forn sport on empty stomach. I think we better
have dinner first.

Speaker 13 (15:21):
Ah, and even better idea, sir.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Let's see, I think it's right down this street. It's
hard to tell. It's like everything here is in a
different language.

Speaker 13 (15:30):
Really seems odd to find such a thing in Spain's Huh,
I hesitate to ask, but the son exactly, Well, we'll going.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Not exactly, but we gotta be getting close. Check it out.

Speaker 13 (15:44):
Good heavens pulls dozens of them to vegetable boovine bonanzas.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Huh, we've struck livestock, Cadbury and where there's Kyle's horses.
Can't be far off.

Speaker 13 (15:56):
Let's go no, perhaps find another way these bulls by
becoming agitated.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, that's some ornery potros, all right, But see, you
just gotta know how to handle them.

Speaker 13 (16:08):
I feel a story coming on.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
You seem to forget cad Berry. I'm a farm boy
from way back. If a bull gets too close, you
just punch him in the nose and they'll back off.
Just gotta let him know who's boss. Oh, thank goodness
for that fencer. He's testing you, big boy. Better pop
him one animal? See here, bossy.

Speaker 13 (16:33):
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
But if you don't stop, if you don't stop doing that,
I'll be forced to make an example of you.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
That's telling him, are you gonna let him talk to you?

Speaker 13 (16:52):
Oh well, Ferdinandi fair, this is going to hurt me
more than it does you.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
With heavens it actually worked. I'm so surprised, Cadbury, I
know what I'm talking about. Come on, let's go.

Speaker 13 (17:06):
That's an ingenious bit of business.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
That.

Speaker 13 (17:08):
Pardon me for doubting you, sir, seems odd though, having
a corral of bulls in the center of town.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hold it a second, Pamplona. This must be the ones
they use in the running of the Bulls during the
Fiesta of San Ferman But that isn't until July. What's up?
This is a yearly festival Cadbury where people come from
all over the world to celebrate life body running through
the streets ahead of a stampede of angry bulls, hoping
to make it to the end of the course without

(17:35):
getting trampled or gord. Well, what do the winners get?
So uh not trampled or gord?

Speaker 13 (17:41):
Absolutely, Bob Betty, Thank goodness for that soundly built.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Burier must have been made by foreigners. What do you
like to do so? I don't know.

Speaker 14 (17:56):
Maybe run cut make it sense.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
We've only run ten feet. You've been conard. Get to
step it.

Speaker 13 (18:05):
I go on without fire, saving yourself a good idea.
Where are you coming, sir?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm climbing this fans I ain't crazy.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
Hope he's on.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I can't climb it.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
On my eyes.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I know I was supposed to going without you was
a figure before they get too close. That don't close.
Time for your secret weapon. Give him a five bone reminder.
Upside his grill.

Speaker 14 (18:29):
You watch, bunch and stupid and hurried. His friends are coming.
He goes you though he didn't works out. Maybe this
one don't speak English. You are in his country.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You know now what? Get just stepping. I'll spot for you.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I can see grat from up here. Trust him to
the lamb to the last. No laugh, Hump the wall
and let him pass you on the inside.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
The inside.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hey man, if you're not gonna listen, Oh baby, smells
like lunch, I'll catch you on the second laugh. I'll
take two of those smilers over here.

Speaker 13 (19:10):
Senor.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
This makes you on the radio. John Bop Ben and
Tyler Fenners ran.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
To Jackie and you listening, Hi, pal, you are listening
to throw of the funniest guys on the radio. And
my fraternity brothers at the wreck Hoon Lodge, John boy
and Philly on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh? Hello, good morning.

(20:22):
That's a big Shaw on the radio. Later this morning,
I bought killyb I've been playing some shows in Tennessee,
including the Grand Old opperat I won't give a shout
out to the Brother's Young. I've been known these boys
for a few years, them down the Beach to the
Bad Chat. Check them out on Facebook, YouTube and on

(20:43):
Apple Music. The Brother's Young they'll be the Grand Old
if before you know it. That's the promise. And John
Boyd the good Hands pleeping what's up? Like the Brother's Young?
Check them out? You like them too? Morning Big shows
on radio coming up. We played John Boyd Jeopardy for
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning

(21:05):
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and bull snot make sure they look good doing it.
Find bullsout a truck stops across America, or download the
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Big Show dot Com take you right there, hang on
play four ten minutes where right now. From the desk
of Taylor Taman newsus what to watch. Here's our girl,

(21:29):
Marcy Taylor Morever.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I appreciate you very much.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Let's look and see what everybody was watching at the
movie theater this past weekend.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Souper Man remained in.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
The top box office spot, with a second weekend haul
of fifty seven point three million dollars. That brings the
domestic total to two hundred and thirty five million dollars.
I believe it might have made back what they spent.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, I hope so. I hope they'll be all right.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Two weekends at number one. Second place went to Jurassic
World Rebirth.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Another movie about the dinosaur born, don't They Third place
went to I Know what You did last Summer again?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Uh huh, it's yeah, it's a sequel to the ninety
seven flick. I think it was nice.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Well, there were like six sequels already.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's like a reboot again. I Know what You're gonna
do next summer?

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I think the big takeaway is what are you waiting
for me? Yes, exactly, suspend cells.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Well, the Smurfs debuted in the fourth place.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Fourth fourth, okay.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
And fifth place went to F one the movie.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Again, Well that that didn't do that?

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Well huh no, that's I mean that's after five weeks out.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh it always been. I've been out a little bit.
I'm waiting for it to come on the TV in
my house theater, waiting to get that money back.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Hey, did you see the story about the crypto the
dog in Superman? And sparked a lot of adoptions.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
A lot of people went online and were searching Schnauzers
and terrier mixes and it went up like three hundred percent.
So hopefully it moved some dogs out of some shelters
and out of rescue.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
It doesn't turn out like the one hundred and one Dalmatians.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, where they bring them all the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Friday coming into theaters The Fantastic Four First Steps. It
stars Vanessa Kirby as the Invisible Woman, Badro Pascal is
Mister Fantastic, Joseph Quinn as the Human Thorch, and Ebon
Moss Backarack as Ben Grimm.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
If you ever watch one of those Marvel or Superhero
DC movies whatever and you get lost, you're like, wait,
wait where that guy?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Just call my daughter.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
She has every detail and right in place, you know,
as far as how they hand off and everything.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
What hey, my bad, magalle money off.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
The First Steps is about the four that face off
their most daunting challenge yet as they defend Earth from
Galactus and Silver Silver Surfer, Silver Surfer, silver Surfer.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I got it there you go, maybe pronounce your words
like a Yankee like you were doing silver Surfer.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
See yeah, see silver, that's just too many.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
You can't use your regular boards. You have to use
somebody else's. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Look you want to do the report or why it
literally is crazy and streaming.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I'll just tell you about one.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
The Sandman Season two, Volume two is dropping this week
on Netflix. It's from the Graphic Novels. Volume one came
out around July third, not around. It did come out
on July third, And like, you want to see this
thing about Sandman, like he's the you know, they got
death Sandman grievances.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I could kill it. It's got some harbor in it. Yeah,
you like it? Watch it it's dark. Yeah, a lot
of time.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Thank you. Jackie's all right, good work there.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I don't care what you'll watch.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I like the honist approach. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out based entirely on the word count of its official
rule book. This is the most complicated professional sport in
the world.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, what is football?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Football's what it is, but it is to start trying
to explain the rules to somebody, like when he's sitting
there watching it.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I warn't you, it really ticks them off.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
My wife has been asking, so yeah, I'm not just
trying to pile it on it count. What's that called today?
Is John Boy Jeopardy? According to the Guinness Book of
Film Facts, this classic tale has been adapted for the
screen more time than any other.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
What is the Rocky franchise?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
It seems like, yeah, no, good, guess what y'all got?
One eight hundred big show. You told free line. I'm
gonna give you a hint more than five hundred times. Wow,
This classic tale has been adapted for the screen, And
that's the big screen. You were just talking about, Taylor
one eight hundred Big Show to free line, we go,

(26:26):
do we get a winner? We played John Boyd Jebendey. Next.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
You'll me staring at you, don't you?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Good morning. It's a big showl the radio world until
you Tuesday July twenty second. We've got a good feature
trag from the Big Show. Big Box is a crocodile
stalker on the space station that anniversary of the moon
landing over the weekend. It's a modern day space station.
Keywords bit box had a Big show. Dot com me

(27:17):
right now, let's play.

Speaker 9 (27:19):
Yans live across America. It's John Boy Jepardy, Oh wow wow,
and now your host. He woke up last night when
he heard the pizza guy cough didn't remember the reason
he had gone upstairs was to get his wallet.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Pease, John Boy, Yeah. I let the hat to Brian
out of Luxan, Georgia. Good morning, Brian, Good morning, how
you doing? Hey? We're all all someomebody welcome in here
amongst us. You got the first shot at John Boyd
Jepardy this morning, Brian for one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products. Don't get nervous all right, body,

(27:57):
So according to begin US Book of Film Facts. This
classic tale has been adapted for the screen more times
than any other. I told you over five hundred times.
What could it be, Brian?

Speaker 7 (28:11):
How about Cinderella?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Well, let's see. Is it Cinderella?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
There's one of the childish classics. Good work, Brian, you
bulls nod headed down to election for you.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Awesome, thank you, you got.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
It, buddy, Good morning, got a big show on the radio.
Share this with you all we got from a listeners.
Patrick out of Tallahassee, Florida says, I got the idea
is a longtime listener. It'll be nice to hear Rayford's
voice again. Please consider playing reruns with his commentaries daily.

(28:53):
Maybe have the word he worked towards the end of
the show or whenever. So Patrick, who has a good idea?
Buddy Tato bearr Was talking about that, So I'm gonna
do that. Good idea. We get a lot of good
ideas from a long time listener. So we're gonna do
one a morning remembering Rape Rae. All right, appreciate Tato

(29:16):
Bear going to go to all race soul rape got
a bunch of them.

Speaker 15 (29:21):
Sorry, we can do that for you, all right, remembering
rape on the other side.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Good morning, the Big Show's on the radio. Go down
to Rape studio. You know, when Raper got married the
last time, his new wife wouldn't let him use his
left over wedding ring. As frugal as he is, Grace yourself,
he couldn't understand that.

Speaker 16 (30:12):
Having just crossed the threshold of twenty five years of marriage,
I can reflect on the subject. I used to trade
it every seven years. Usually I traded up all good women.
I was the bleep bold, always had to be in control,
until I hitched up with one who was is a
control freak herself. I suppose I surrendered, shrugged instead of

(30:34):
bowed up. But it wasn't isn't easy, not a lot
more tranquil. I looked up what others have said about marriage,
like C. K. Chesterson who said marriage isn't adventure like
going to war. A King Vidor who had a few
marriages and said, take it from me, marriage isn't a word,

(30:55):
it's a sentence. Comic Lewis Gizzard, who had a few marriages,
said I don't think I'll marry again. I'll just find
a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Sir Francis Bacon imparts this wisdom. Spouses are impediments to
great enterprises. Here's what I should remember. Marriage is the

(31:16):
alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays
or anniversaries, and the other who never forgets them.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Robert D.

Speaker 16 (31:25):
Rayford, probably in the doghouse from the John, Boy and
Billy Show.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Well
you think hot outside?

Speaker 13 (32:01):
Here?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
You should see the theaters. They're burning up with blockbusters.
And here to give us his two cents is our
own reviewer, Rabbi myron Berg.

Speaker 13 (32:11):
Steam shollow me, Hobie, what's happening? And yes, I do
think it's hot outside?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Can you tell? Are you wearing cargo shorts?

Speaker 13 (32:20):
Stamp skippy red neck hippie?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Check out these legs. Not bad.

Speaker 13 (32:28):
I don't get any ideas. I'm not looking to be
one of the swingers out at mucuslim pharms.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Booger branch ranch.

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Jimmy, I'm out of uniform for the summer. They jos
are supposed to suffer in silence. Fah stick that in
your fecal foot locker. I got the shorts, I got
the have IIan shite check out my feet. Now, those
nails could use a trim. No, I'm talking about the
football yall sandals. I never had a pair before. I

(33:00):
gotta tell you, it's refreshing to have the breeze hitting
your tootsies. I'm out there, John Boy, and I'm loving
every minute of it.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
So did you wear this new unjumble to the movies? Nope?
I wore George. I never had the pair of George before.

Speaker 13 (33:18):
George Jean shorts, Gene shorts, yad dumb cracker.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So what movie did you see? Well?

Speaker 13 (33:27):
I wanted to go see that new Dinosaur Park movie,
the one with Scarlet O'Hara. Oh what a rack on
that day by all the kids wanted to go see
the super Guy movie.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I supposed to be a pretty big deal.

Speaker 13 (33:40):
Why there's been a dozen super Guy movies. Kids, parents,
Sticky in our rocket headed for eight, his home planet explodes,
He's raised by farmers, gets a job at the newspaper
Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Les Luther YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA. Finish sequel. So how
was it? Well?

Speaker 13 (34:00):
It was okay, I guess. I mean, there's some other
heroes in it. Oh, there's a.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Green flashlight with the blonde Mohoward Hecker.

Speaker 13 (34:09):
There's a bird girl with a hammer and a terrific guy.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Whoever the hell that's supposed to be. So how about
Superman's dog Crypto.

Speaker 13 (34:19):
Ah, it's not even our real dog. It's a computer dog.
Come on, Hollywood, you can't train a real dog. The
fly y'all lazy. And I'm gonna tell you something else.
This dog is a pain in the tuckers. Normally I
see a movie, if there's a dog, nothing better happen
to it. I'm telling you right now, the dog lives

(34:40):
in this movie. I was hoping for the old yellow treatment.
So how Superman? He's fine, he sends his a regard.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
How is he in the movies? I don't know. I'm
not sold.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
And I don't mean the nitpick, but he's he's got
kind of a lazy eye. I mean, and it's like
Jack Elom playing Captain USA. I just can't take him seriously.
He's got a head like a cinder block. Lois Lane. Nah,
come on, yes, Superman, this is the best you can do.
Give Burt Girl a try. But if I had to

(35:17):
pick someone as a favorite, it's the guy playing Lex Luga.
He's a little young, but he's a great actor. Nick
Jonas Nicholas Halt, who Nicholas Halt played Lex Luthor. I
thought that was the guy that gets a royalty every
time somebody makes a bad movie.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
I thought that was the fat cowboy actor who got
popular just as they stopped making Western.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
That's Nick Searcy.

Speaker 13 (35:48):
I thought that was the guy with the great mustache
who married that hot broad from the Gay Show.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's Nick Offerman. I thought that was Gary Bucy's twin brother.
That's Nick Nolty. I thought that was their football coach
everyone hates. That's Nick Saban.

Speaker 13 (36:08):
I thought that was when you get something done at
the last minute. That's the Nick of Time. I thought
that was all that junk in my wife's carryo cabinet.
That's Nick Nats. So who the hell am I thinking
of Niggola's hole. He's in ten movies a year. When
does he fight time to take it dumb? So what

(36:28):
are you thinks? I think he should have played Superman?
You know two normal eyes the movie? Ah, well, you know,
I give it three other five yarmickers. Hey it's summer,
you're just happy to be out of the heat. It's
not the vice movie I ever saw, not the best
of course. You know, what the hell do I know?

(36:49):
I don't live in my mommy's basement and spend my
days reading comical books like it's the Holy Torah. I
don't go online and cry about Superman suit look like
a cat?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
What the hell do you know about car hot? Your
lazy beast? But you never had a job.

Speaker 13 (37:06):
You'll live your life in a fantasy world arguing with
other idiots about bird girl would never do that?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Or this movie is inconsistent with the mythology.

Speaker 13 (37:16):
How do I know what you say because I'm sitting
behind you during a whole damn movie. You want to know,
hood dump that slushy down your back? It was me,
and I'm glad I didn't. I'm sure you ran hold
the mommy's basement crying all the way.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yes, not those little bast and for that I apologize.
God bless and remember see you met name. It's cheaper.
You're more than everybody. The big show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Foolly. I ain't
a motivational thinker and thirty five years old.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I am right.

Speaker 12 (38:04):
Divorce and every morning I listen to Young Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
When I wake up in a vy' man river, go
on and laugh and leave the radio work. Good morning.

(38:55):
It's a mixing on the radio. I know about everybody's
saying that deal. It went viral with the viral at
the kiss cam at the cold Play concert out on
the Left coast where somebody looked like they were stepping
out and when the camera got on them up there
hugged up on the on the back road by Bacon. Well,

(39:19):
they found out who it is. Uh I just saw
that this morning. I guess it came out over the weekend.
Uh So Andy Byron resigns from Astronomer after that video.
So what is Astronomer CEO? That was him? And what
is Astronomer?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Is it a tech company?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, well something like that. So so anyway, says so
he resigned after that. A kiss cam moment of Gillette
Stadium showed him embracing chief Human Resources officer, Oh, the
head of HR. That's nice man, barking speculation a battle affair.

(40:01):
It was so cold Play front Chris Martin humors related commented,
either they're having an affair or.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
They're just very shy or embarrassed about being at a
Coldplay concert.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Teter said this over the weekend the Philadelphia Fanatic the mascot,
they did the remake of that.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
At the at the stadium there and at the feet
at the ballpark. Yeah, they're getting other people and then
they got those two on camera.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
So this IS's gone.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I mean, Global.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Astronomer's Board launched an internal investigation, so put both Byron
and the head of HR on leave.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
I mean, as soon as people saw it, they started
sleuthing and and found out, you know, and and found
out the wife's Facebook page and found i.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Mean, the wife almost immediately changed her last name on
her face profile.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
But they all found out about that and and talked
about that as well.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Oh man. So, uh the Cold played the way cold place.
It was Saturday night show in Madison, Wisconsin. Uh. So
he made sure to warn concert goers saying, would like
to say hello to some of you in the crowd.
How we're gonna do that is we're going to use
our cameras and put some of you on the big screen.
So please, if you haven't done your makeup do your

(41:26):
makeup now? So the picture, of course you said about
now he's got got his arms like she's trying to
sway into the music.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
I didn't even just cuddling then because he was he
was talking to everybody good.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I just.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I love you know.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
I also had a modern family clip that said, what
happens in your arena Jumbo Tron camp stays in your arena.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
The Phil Duffy.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah, she said, oh, Mom saw you on TV. She's
gonna kill you.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
So and that was like, what, Yeah, all right, well,
there you go. You'll be careful out there. We'll ask
Killer Bees if his concerts or is a safe place
if you're stepping out. I'll make sure to do that
because Killer is joining us here. It's just a couple
of minutes. He's playing through to the sea. We'll find
out where and what's up with that? All right? Big

(42:26):
Shoe Rose on Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde for a Law
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though twenty five dollars gas card. We'd be looking good
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(42:49):
in prizes. See the tails. Make sure your name is
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for the law time link. You don't win the prize pack,
make sure your name is in the hat. All right,
we'll play forty minutes and right now, I promise you all, buddy,
Killer Bees, and here he is. Keller's got the following

(43:11):
shows coming up. This Friday. He'll be at the Gym
Theater in Edawah, Tennessee, right outside Chattanooga. Next Wednesday, July thirtieth,
Grand Old Opry, our old buddy hitting the opera again.
And then next Saturday, August the second, the Criter performing
Arts in Paris, Tennessee. It's outside Jackson and Dyersburg mooring

(43:33):
for at Killerbees dot com. And let's get demand right here.
Good morning, killer.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
At a wall who was and then I did at
Awah cause of Friday night. I'm kind of proud of
that man.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I have thought of that.

Speaker 13 (43:55):
I know.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
See, Adawah is a word. I put that in there
because ouwa is more of a vibe. So you go,
oh when you're vibing, But if you also need ticket sales,
you go uha uha atawa. And that's and that's the
only market I worked that fits with ua.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Uha for do that from stage. Of course they already
have a ticket and be in there. But it'll make
me feel good.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Right, you know what I'll do that. We'll get a
big picture and put it up on the big jumbo tron.
We'll get picked and you hugging Tater and then y'all
see it, y'all and y'all all turn turning.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Hide the way you think? Killer, What would would anybody
get busted coming to one of your concerts if they,
you know, wanted to step out? Or do you think
it'd be pretty safe there?

Speaker 7 (44:47):
That happened. It happens a lot. I know that happens
a lot.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It happened once at the Grove park in I think
you were there, Bees, I was going through the crowd
taking pictures of couples and this guy just about whipped
my roos in.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
That should have been when Rickles was there. You should
have added those people. Man, man, we we we were.
We were there. Recently went and looked at that hotel man,
that was so much fun doing those shows that now
we got a lot of history together. They shouldn't do
like a big special on Discovery Channel or History Channel
and it could be caught. It could be caught. Hey

(45:30):
remember that time, and then we could just remember those
times or make something up. What's that? What have I
been up to?

Speaker 11 (45:43):
Well?

Speaker 7 (45:45):
I have learned so much about tapeworms. Our little dog
behind with the road dog ended up with a freaking tapeworm,
and Uh, I'm gonna be honest with you, it was
really exciting. It was pretty it was pretty amazing. And
I learned this in fun fact for the big show listeners.

(46:07):
The number one way that a pet gets a tapeworm,
and this is by fault. Number one way is by
ingesting an infected flea. Wow, I had no idea. I
had no idea. Fleas were the major carrier of tapeworms.
And so if you say your dog scratching the kind
of you have the bite at a flea or something

(46:28):
and it's infected and they swater, they'll get a big,
old giant tapeworm and they are so ugly. It's really exciting.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Did you see it when it came out?

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Oh? Yeah, this week came out because we overdosed the
dog with tapeworm poisoning. What you do if you get
a tapeworm, you or your dog go to tractor supply
and there's the aisle about worming stuff and the whole
station on dog worming. And so I got the dog
worm and pound that that kills like four different worms

(47:04):
and so on. The directions that said to give a
half a gram it, and I remember what those looked like,
to give a half a gram, To give a half
a gram per ten pounds of year dog three times,
do it once a day for three times. My lovely
wife corporate read the instructions as do it every meal

(47:28):
for three days. So in thirty six hours we had
given our little dog seventy two hours worth of worm. Yeah,
so there were a few little overdose things that went down.
It was with a tape for them in it.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
On my phone.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
We'll put it on our Facebook path.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Yeah, it's kind of and that worm was kind of opaque.
That was amazing. I said, look at that. I pictured
it would be looked like gerrilla tape or duct tape
or something like that. It was opaque.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
What were the signs was your dog just losing.

Speaker 7 (48:09):
Weight, losing weight, diarrhea, and noises coming from its belly,
little ping of noises, kind of like submarine sonar. These
little sounds were emanating. I guess it was the worms
in their partying and stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, what they do. It's like little fleas on the cartoon.
Remember when they were on that dog and they were
playing cigarettes.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
That's exactly what was going on, all right, Yeah, and
the dog with pootin cigarette smoke would come out of there.
We go, Okay, there's a party. There's a party on
that dog's patio right now.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I'm sure you wish you and saved the story for
the Grand Ole Operas.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Hey man, I tell you what. This will be my
twenty sixth appearance at the glend O Oppery. So that's
kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Raised your standards or have they lowered.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Their No, I had to raise my standards, and I
will unabashedly say that I have raised my standards.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
It was awesome good. I knew it had been quite
a few times with Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
Yeah, that's pretty cool. Now all these guys like Henry
Too and all them, they've got like a thousand appearances,
so they they raised their standards way back. So wait
a minute, what's that you just asked me? Yes, this
is a brand new guitar sitting here beside me. Yes,
who is what they shout out? They shout out to

(49:47):
hot guitar company pots Damn New York. They're like fifteen
feet from Canada and they specialize in really cool and
pretty guitar. So I have this red one that I
that I was able to to acquire from them, So
Hawk Guitar stop dot com and that I'm not plugging
anybody on your show because i owe you guys so

(50:08):
much with my appearance.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
You're just the tax deduction.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Hey, thank you. I did not know that. But yes,
that is why. All right, y'all, that's up. That's about it.
I'm bored now.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Good job, buddy. So this Friday outside Chattanooga the gym finner,
Oh why why? Why?

Speaker 7 (50:36):
You trained me in the.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Grand Old Opera. Next Wednesday, July thirtieth and Saturday, August
second to Crowder Performing Arts Center in Paris, Tennessee. So
killerbes dot com. Just to make sure you don't miss
him when he comes near you. You got it, dude,
I love you.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
We're currently we're currently currently film in season five ten
for Moonshiners, so he's at ten for me, which means
I have made the prayer list at church every Sunday
now for seven years running.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
You gotta head. Good work, buddy, that's all I love y'all.
I love you, Teller. We'll catch up later, buddy.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
All right, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Alright, a walk, go let the dog out, all right, buddy, Well,
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