October 14, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll open the tap on our Halloween material, up first is Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band’s “Another One’s At The Door”.. - Tater roles out another episode of “What to Watch”.. - The Honorable Mayor of Dismal Seepage spills the beans on this weekends “Flop-Con” Festival.. - Mark Packer has a recap of the wacky week that was College Football with his Southern Fried Football report.. - and we’ll wrap up with Mr. Pop-In’s pumpkin spice pick up lines…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for? I can do the new
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of bananas. Say hello to Tuesday, October the fourteenth. The
thirty Days had September aber Jean interview. Yeah we got
thirty one. Oh that's Halloween month. Course, Yeah, Halloween's on
the thirty first. Don't have to do my little poem,
all right, So well, let's get in that Halloween section
in the John Boy and Billy bit box this morning.
(01:27):
It is time. He was like, it's sure good. They
what national days we've gotten? This October to fourteenth is
be bald and b Free Days celebrates the Naked Crown.
There is National real Sugar Day. Right, we've been trying
(01:49):
to get us off with sugar for a long time.
Are get you off high fruit toast? That's for sure,
that's the deal.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And this national dessert it kind of falls right in
line too, as he was up with that. We got
three dates in history will be very important. We will
use them to get the winning beginning. Get that first
prize pick out, it's take advantage of it. We're away
big shows on a radio. Good morning, got the big
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here our three dates in history. It was nineteen seventy
one on the day the Shaw of Iran through a
three day long party that costs nearly one hundred million dollars.
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I'm a party man, I think I was on. Yeah,
Bruton Smith later on like bought the jet from the shop.
I real yeah, when when we were flying to Bristol
from Charlotte. Just tell me about this wow man.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
He was wow.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
He was one of the big party.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Back in sev Was it nice and.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Got a marble Joel. They trashed it? He did figure
I figured as move up to nineteen ninety six. Two
Columbian thieves who robbed a Boga Tall bank of sixteen
hundred dollars were mugged a block from the bank and
robbed of the loot. At least caught the bank robbers,
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but the muggers escaped.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Dog it.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Arma right there is.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Finally, on this date No. Five, eighty three year old
Edward Saint John found a winning million dollar lottery to
get in the trash outside of a Massachusetts convenience store.
He had found a thousand dollars winter in the same
trash can a few months earlier, and he collected on
boat rich. Some people scratching off and they don't realize
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they want and throw.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
It away right there, come down the store of them
are pretty hard to figure out if you want or
not a million.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
But you know there's an app you can put on
your phone.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Now you can scan the ticket and he'll tell you
if you're a winner.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, yeah, Mike, want to take that second step before
you can.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Away?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, but there you go one eight hundred Big show,
as you told, free line across America. We play out
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radio for your Tuesday morning I feature track for the
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It right now, win.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy to give the.
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Prizes from the big Prize being. Let's go contested number one.
This should be a lot of funs win you're playing Upburst.
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Let's say.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
From Rossville, aren't you.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
We?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hello, Lou? How do you do?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
All right?
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You right, buddy, We're awesome, welcome in here? All right?
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Thank you?
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All right?
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Body, Well, let's get you through these three categories and
get that prize package on its way to you.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Lou.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You ready ready, see there are five seconds. Three things
needed to throw a party. Ready go, money, music, drink.
Now we need three things taken from you when you're mugged?
Ready go?
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I what I watch a telephone?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Do they go for phones first? Now it's gonna do
that because it seemed like could be easier to track
like that. I'm a thinker. All right, Back to you,
Lou for the wind. Three things you find a trash
ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You sak shell, you use plastic bottles, use metal camps?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well there you go?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well what we go?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Blue? Let me take rhymes with loose where to go?
Bardi yay, thank you, bottom of the hour. Topp of
you a new told you were getting In the Halloween
section of the bit Box this morning, kicking off with
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a heart and a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
H m hmmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's a big show on the radio today's day. We
could go fun. In the Halloween section of the Big
Bucks of the Big Show dot Com, we always start
off with hoot and a Junior Nation Band. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 11 (08:27):
The Junior Nation Band presents the sound of the season
for a season that most of us ain't real crazy about,
mainly because it involves a whole bunch of candy and
a whole bunch of neighborhood kids and a whole bunch
of nerve wrackingness. It's the one Robert d Rayferd used
to call Begaween. It goes exactly like this. It's October thirty,
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first time for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Kids in costumes in the street, beats all you ever seen?
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Have you got that much of candy to serve?
Speaker 11 (09:00):
Out of the driveway, A bunch of kids kind of
getting on nerves. Another one's at the door. Another one's
at the door. Here, another one comes here, Another one comes.
Another one's at the door. Hey they want to candy bar.
Another one's at the door, Hey, debt, please don't make
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me regret giving you the doorbell part in the worm,
there's plenty of ways they could play a trick. If
they don't get a tree, flaming bag out on the
front porch, gets dog cramp on you feed it is
that funny?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Are you having fun y'all? Like like you got some class?
Out of the doorway?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Here I come six into walking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Door here, Another one comes here, Another one comes. Another
one one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hey, you about to piss me off.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
Hey, by the way, how many people live in this neighborhood?
I've given kenny to five hundred kids tonight?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
What is going on?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
There's plenty of ways you can stop the kid from
come in to your door. You can drive out dressed
like Frankenstein and they won't come.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Back no more.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
Or you can go bo out a big old paintball gun.
Set it on full repeat, fire off a volley of warning.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Shots, running off down the street with hand.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the door,
and another one comes here, Another one comes. Another one's
at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey, you better not come back. One are the ones
at the door? There you having, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Hey, that was.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
When I said, don't make me regret giving you. This
is the moment I was worried about rounding your bedtime.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Good morning, there's a big joel the radio, And here
we go. And now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey's cousin Mary.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Dear Diary, This is Mary Fucy. Cousin Gary weren't able
to make the entry this week. He's taking a little
break courtesy of the state, not the Charlie Sheen Sweet
at the Charlie Napier Correctional Facility. I don't know all
the details, but it seems like I heard he got
into a pissing contest with wee Man from Jacks. They
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should have called him wee wee man. Do you get it, Diary,
I mean a literal pissing contest. They had little Filler
hit the road as soon as he seed the blue lights.
But Cousin Gary, well, he's too pro to stop midstream.
Put a talk from the tpee type two pea pen.
My drawers are wet, and I feeling the sea fast
(12:46):
swimming up streams, just like on Oter. I guess cousin
Gary's making water splitchplinched.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I was taking a bleak just till the popo showed up.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Head drop, don't boot.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
So, Diary, I'm in charge of cosa debuty for a spell.
Came all the way out from Tosa, Oklahoma. Yeah, tain't
never been to La before.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I wanted my fat.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Brother Moosey Abausey to tag along, but he's in a
pie eating contest, So I'm on my own here. Los
Angeles has a different sortie place back calm. You have
to look pretty hard to find a weirdo. I mean,
we got plenty of rednecks, Jehovah witnesses and order or
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tupperware salesman, but.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Not many weirdos.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I tell you, out here, you can't fart without crop
dust and some ding dong with green hair, a ballerina
dress and a daddy's girl two shirt or fake boobs
and face pierced to the Bejesus belt. And the women
are even worse. Dirine, What in the world is that a.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Girl their dad or a rabbits quarrel?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Things alive, but no, damn thankye.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I think gonna pass on.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
This ganggay hang gay diary trying to get a bike
to eat out here. No frosty creams, no golden corrals,
and the dennis alsomell like ransid jalapenos and expired pasels.
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I mean, the Indians own all the Mexican restaurants, and
the Greeks owned the Indian restaurants, and the Mexicans own
the Chinese joints, and the Vietnamese on the donut shops.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
All right by wat got gang Gama, Gay, I just.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Gave up on all that, decided to look for a
good wainer back home. We got der winter Schnitzels, Wiener
world Chef's Wally's Wiener Wigwam and of course the famous
handsome whistling waners.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Eat one of those, and they gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Out here.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
They told me they call him Glizzlies. Glizzies, I mean
that sounded to me like it was being set up
for a joke or something.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Just my luck.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I asked some bird where I can get a Glizzie,
And the next thing you know, I'm in a bathtub
of advice in the motel five and missing a kidney.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh not interested now.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
So I was driving my rental car around the city
looking for a wonderful wiener. As I do, Hey, we're
gett a girl from out of town tying a tasty wiener.
I finally asked that guy who's standing on the corner,
and before the cops toted him off, he gave me
his phone number. Oh, I hope he gets out for
I hope he gets out for I gotta leave because
I still ain't got that waner, No, sir wiener, listen.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Old La what awaitness about their day? Eight dollars later?
And no toobesteak.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Somebody give a girl a break, y'all, y'all wait, okay,
I'll take.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Up a ridle.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
What I heard from cousin Gary. That's ever was everywhere.
The only place I saw any was out in front
of that big old Chinese theater.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'll be damned if I know why more people wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I mean, I met Batman, Superman, Captain Jack Sparrow, hell,
even SpongeBob was there, taller than I thought he'd be,
and he was a smoke or too. I tried to
shake Superman's hand, but he wouldn't put down that bottle
of Thunderbird. I then kryptonite ain't his only weakness. I
even met pack Man. I might be from Tulsa, but
(16:31):
I'm no dummy. They weren't the real pac Man. No,
it weren't, at least I don't think so. I mean
them video game guys ain't real, are they?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Teenage Mutant Ninja, Turtles, Madonna and a jowk of a girdle,
A five foot two freakin's tiny egg got two fresh
and grabbed behideunk.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Monkey Turtle's the junkie in my trunky. I'm not that
kind of girl, not.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
To dirm, Well, Diary, I got a skidadl some god
named Crazy. Frankie's coming over says that the share is
talking smack about me. Let's see if she believes in
life after all? Whooper ass Until next time?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
X's and ups Mary, Good Morning, A big show's on
the radio.
Speaker 13 (17:30):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. October
You're fourteen. A couple of wise Halloween. It's getting a
big buck with this top ten list.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
From the Spirit Halloween Store over where Kmart used to be.
Here's today's Big Show top ten list. Top ten worst
Halloween costume ideas of the year. Number ten Mexican guy
with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Number nine Pine Needle.
Speaker 12 (18:53):
Guy with a truckload of Mexicans. Number eight o Zimbic
face Barbie, I didn't know what that looks like. Number
seven Slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid Rock with a
bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light. Number five, Gary
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Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with a two year
old box of thin Mints. Number four drunken eight year
old with a Mike's Hard lemonade stamp. Number three SpongeBob Dylan.
He lives in a pineapple under this. Number two Doctor
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Oz Medicine Woman and the worst costume idea of the
year afro Nerd.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I liked Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play John Boy Jeobory for one dollars. Were the
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Hang on when you come in minutes. We're right now.
Off the desk of Tator Taman News, there is what
to watch. Here's that girl, Marcy Taytor boy boy, thank you,
You're welcome about it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the box office
this weekend. They weren't watching Taylor Swift because that only
was there for one weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
You lose. She's not that greedy.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Okay. Tron Aries powered to the top of the box
office in its debut.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
It came in first place, and you find that little
bit randy Tron Tron boy. I remember when the first
Tron movie came out. I think it was in the eighties. Yeah,
Tron Boy, Tron boy. Anyway, Tron I didn't learn about that.
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Seconds.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yes, second place went to roof Man, the guy who
would break in through the roofs and stuff. Channing Tatum.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
He was in our home city and that Toys r
Us over on Independence Bullard.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh yeah, I heard they set up the whole I
mean set up a whole building to replicated Toys r
Us for this movie.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Now, the reason they call him roof Man is because
that's how he would rob mostly McDonald's stores. He had
come in through the roof lock the staff up in
the freezer, and he was kind of nice about it.
You know, if they didn't have a coat, he'd give
him there his and that sort of thing. But yeah,
so they graduated bigger stores.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Now he just lived in an Abandoned Toys r US.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Six months place.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Reuben here, I got Channing Tatum's in that one.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah zero yeah he now, yeah, we all are. Maybe
he would let you interview him again. Yeah, maybe it would.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I think he's always holding out for.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Third place.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Went to one Battle after another. That's a Leo DiCaprio movie.
Mixed reviews, but it came in third place. Gabby's Dollhouse
fourth place about a girl in her dollhouse, and Soul
on Fire came up at number five.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Soul on Fire, Yeah, Soul on Fire, All right?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
What's coming out this weekend? Black Phone two? It's a
supernatural horror horror film. It's a sequel to the twenty
twenty one film film The Black Phone, and that was
about a boy being abducted and locked in a basement
and he starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from
the killer's previous victims.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So this is two.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
We're now that dude's seventeen and his sister begins receiving
calls in her dreams from a black phone, uh huh
and seeing disturbing visions.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
So you want to get spooped, this is the movie
for you. I find that hard to believe.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
It's like salt.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
The guy outside the phone booth that lady comes out.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Good Fortune is a supernatural comedy written and directed by
A Zis I'm sorry, the comedian an actor Seth Rogan's
in it, Keiki Palmer, Sandra Oh and Keanu Reeves. And
It's about a well meaning but rather inept angel named
Gabriel who meddles in the lives of a struggling worker
and a wealthy venture capitalist. And yes, Keano is Gabriel
(23:40):
so And if I had legs, I'd kick you is
a psychological comedy drama with this chick's life crashing down
around her. Linda tempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness
and her absent husband and blah blah mayhem ensues Rosebern
Conan O'Brien and asap.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Rocky psychological comedy, psychologic Yeah, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Got you alright, babies, We'll mak a man much of
that bad. Well, Let's get us a winner, he was
talking to me. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Come on,
I got it rid? Here, okay, review yesterday's question.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
In the sixties, Catholics were still not allowed to eat
meat on Friday, so McDonald's rolled out the Hulaberger, toasted
Bud Milton, cheese, mustard, kutcha a pickle, all topped off
with a grilled slice of I never forgot, didn't you? Pineapple?
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Pineapple? All right? Today's John Boy Jeopardy, mouse tailed, hair lipped,
hollow faced, big eared, hammer headed, and tube nosed are
all varieties of these creatures. What are Randy's ex girl friends?
I was really in love with old tube nose? I
(24:57):
thought she was going to be the wom what's y'all?
Only three of them? So what y'all got for all
of them? One eight hundred big show? You told free line,
We played John boyd Jepiten next Good morning, It's a
(25:38):
big show on the radio for your October fourteenth and
our future track from the Big Show, bid Box, said Higgins,
Mister pop Man's punkin' spice, pickup lines, tri key word spies.
It worked better for you than it never stand, bid
Box at the Big Show dot com and right now
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let's play yees Sli, I am across America. It's John
Boy Jeffery and now your host.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
He's heard if you stay pumpkin spice three times in
a mirror, a white girl in yoga pants will appear
and tell you her favorite things about fall.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He's a young boy. I mean, thank you, say Todd
out of Sanford, North Carolina. Good morning, Todd, Good morning, sir,
Hey body, welcome. All right, Todd, you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So mousetailed, hair, lip,
hollow faced, big eared, hammer headed, tube nosed are not
(26:38):
nicknames for Randy's old girlfriends. They're all varieties of these creatures.
What do you think, Todd?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
I think it? Yeah, I think it would be a bat.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You think bat?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Well, let's say is it bat? Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
It is?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh, Todd, you did it. One hundred and twenty dollars
worth of Ball's not cleaning products headed to you pad
over at Sandford.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You got it, Buddy, you got it.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Hey, is it okay to give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It is more than okay. Take it, Todd.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Well, I'm the one person. This is the first time
I've ever got into this, called into the show and
got in it. But anyway, I'd like to give a
shout out to my fiance Janice, that she is my
rock and my queen. Every day I look forward, I
just want to say thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I love you well, I love you too, man. And
oh you're still talking to Jannison? Well good like you
got you gotta go in there, DoD congraduation.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
I really there, I go, Jannis, your man, who's a winner?
By how many hour?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Toabao News Right on the other side, I remember in
Rayford for those twos to the mayor of Dismal sleep
bid all right, worry.
Speaker 15 (28:33):
Property Reford and the big shows on the radio, tell
you what gotten? So nowadays you can't believe the thing
the government says. A big corporations say. You know, they've
said that retireing health costs and pensions are the reasons
for GM being in such financial trouble, while of course
passing that expense on to the consumer. In the long run,
they say it adds about oh, fifteen hundred dollars to
(28:56):
the cost of every car last figures I saw on that. Well,
wonder if they're passing on their jobs bank internal program
out of the consumer. That's right, they pay employees not
to work. Can you believe that? Front page Wall Street
Journal story last week says the cost of this top's
nearly one and a half billion. That's with a b
(29:18):
billion dollars a year as layoffs fill the Jobs Bank.
The Job's Bank is just one of the symbols of
Detroit's dysfunction. They even have a room called the Rubber Room,
where laid off employees can go and spend the day
and get.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Paid for it.
Speaker 15 (29:33):
According to the Journal, they quote some fellow by the
name of Melon Jerry Mellon been working for him for
thirty four years, goes into the Rubber Room. The room
is a windowless old storage shed for engine parts filled
with long tables, has space for about four hundred employees.
They must arrive at six am each day, stay until
two thirty pm, with forty five minutes off for lunch.
(29:56):
A supervisor roams the aisle, signing people out they want
to go to the bathroom. Their job to do nothing.
This is the Jobs Bank, a two decade old program
under which nearly fifteen thousand auto workers continue to get
paid after their companies stop needing them. To earn wages
and benefits that off on top one hundred thousand a year,
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the workers must perform some company approved activity many do
volunteer jobs to go back to school. The rest must
clock time in the rubber room or something like it.
It's called the rubber room, mister Melon says, because a
few days in there makes you go crazy. Each person
costs GM around one hundred to one hundred and thirty
thousand dollars in wages and benefits. This according to internal
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union and company figures, Meeting GM's total cost this year
is likely to be around seven hundred and fifty million
to nine hundred million. One way employees in the Jobs
Bank and fulfill their requirements is to attend eight or
twelve week classes offered by GM. In these classes, mister
Mellon has studied crossword puzzles, watched Civil War movies, and
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learned about man made marvels like the Brooklyn Bridge. One
class taught him how to play trivial pursuit. Talk about
trivial and there's more, much more about how the car
company is bound by union contracts pay people not to
work on cars and trucks. This story prompted letters to
the Journal today, among them this one Thousands of people
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dig tunnel's, stowaway on ships, Ford's papers, and construct elaborate
rafts every year just to have a shot at reaching
the United States to make five dollars and fifteen cents
an hour. At McDonald's in Detroit, there are thousands of
people making up to one hundred thousand a year, including
benefits sitting in a room, sleeping, reading books, watching cartoons,
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and doing crossword puzzles. There's something fundamentally wrong with that.
In another said, the employees who accept this absurdity should
be ashamed of themselves, and I agree. Robert d Rayfer
John Boyd Show.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Good Tuesday morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
there's always something exciting happening in beautiful dismal seap in
South Carolina. And here to tell us all about it
is a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop fiddle Swoop.
Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So what's the big happenings in your
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fair city? Surprisingly right on, cue John Boy. Well, everyone
knows about the great successes in the world, from technology
to entertainment. There's more big names than you can shake
a stick at. Well, what about the folks that gave
it the good old college? Try it fell short. I
think it's time to give these valiant dreamers a good
old pad on the back. So this weekend, Dismal Seepage
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hosts the very first flop Con flop Con. Do you
think people are gonna flock to see a bunch of failures?
That's the idea, John Boy. I mean, at least these
folks dared to give it a shot. What have you
ever done? Well over four decades on the air and
the toughest business own the planet.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
As always, the weekend starts out with the big parade
down Main Street. The Hillary Clinton kick to the kurb
Girls Academy will bring their marching band. The fighting has
been the precision soda jugglers from the new Koch Institute
for Stupid Ideas will make the scene the impossible whopper.
All vegan cowboys will be riding fake cows, and of
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course the Shriners will be on hand driving little Edsels, Tuckers, Pintos,
and Hugo's. Lucky Parade attendees will get to see them
break down right in front of them at various points
on the route. Remember don't be shy about giving them
a push. Well, you're off to a good star. That's
what she said, John Boy. Now, not every show can
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be Seinfeld or Andy Griffith. The cast of some of
the greatest shows you've never heard of will be on hand.
Shows like street Walker, Texas Ranger, My Three Sons of Anarchy,
and Gomer Pyle LGBTQS. They'll all be hosting meet and
greets in the big Blockbuster Video Memorial tent. Actors from
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the Steven Sigal Dinner Theater will be performing live with
scripts from unsuccessful movies The Princess Bride of Frankenstein, The
Wolf of Walmart, Raging Bull Durham, and The Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless colon Ah.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Sounds like a hot tickets, Bring your up admits, John Boy,
and bring your appetite. We'll be serving heaping helpings of
tune salad, pop tarts, pine cone flavored crystal pepsi, pumpkin spice,
wag u kebobs, and the MCDLTCB y the MCDLTCB Why
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is that like a frozen yogurt sandwich with a big
slab of almost real beef. It's really something, well, has
it taste? The festivities conclude with the big closing night party.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
Opening the show is the world's oldest alternative lifestyle country
star Willie Nelson Riley, followed by Aerosmith and Wesson.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Hanson will be performing The Real Man Hanson will be
performing No, it's Terry Hanson singing his big hit Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha.
But our headliner is.
Speaker 16 (35:45):
Going to be and the Blowfish and the whole Big
Fluff Con and the whole Big Flop Con concert will
be hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's gonna be a great time. Well, it all sounds interesting,
but I have just one one question fire away, John Boy.
I can't believe with a whole weekend dedicated to flops,
that there's not a booth dedicated to your years and
public service.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So come on down.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
To the big, big, big dismal see Pitch Flop Con
or the next failure might just be you are you?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read
this all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
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Oh sird, I feel so.
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Good morning.
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It's a Big Show on the radio and you can
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There's a desk blaque featuring a laser cut silhouette of
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That's me and my Duha Fishing Team hat and Massago
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T shirt and looks like three bands gathered from ducks.
Fly too close to me, fire unless you gotta burn
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Get your name in the hat. We will give it
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Phil at a gay Halloween party lead last year.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Two straight folks among all the queer They fell in love,
which wasn't wise.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
She was an info in disguise. She was trailer trash.
He even paid her cash. She gave him such a rash.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Car in a snoopy costume. She wasn't shy about her
booty calls. She had him right by the Smalls Street.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
She was trailer trash trash. She really hauled his ash.
His ego gone in a flash. He did that trailer trash.
He thought it was us for fun. The good times
just begun, and she moved in with her ten cash,
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her boyfriend and her son. It was total mayhem. Life
was a mess. He fell for big booths in a
low cut dress. Now he's on the hook for the booze.
She's swilling in a tab at the pharmacy for pedicillin.
He did that trailer trashsh because her hooters.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
She flashed.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
A butt like corn beef hash. He did the trailer trash.
Soon they were married, but it just didn't blast. She
was too busy shaking that ass. She took all he
had and left him bankrupt. He said, I can't believe
I didn't get a prenup. He did that trailer trash trash.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
She took off in a dash. He still got that rash.
He did the trailer trash. Now he's different, spends time
with the.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Guys, wears buttless chaps and glitter on his eyes.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
He won't touch women with a ten foot pole. He's
much more interested in a guy's you know.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Now he's the trailer trash. Oh, he's a gay bingo smash.
He's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Don't worry, Marcella. I never said your names.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
They're not gonna know what's about you.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I swear the MIC's not a is this on?
Speaker 8 (41:48):
Is this?
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Oh?
Speaker 7 (41:51):
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Speaker 1 (41:51):
Grow up your parents already? Nomah, Now we man need
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one eight hundred, Big show. You told free Line. We'll
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It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
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You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
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I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
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Hey, what's this wire for? I can do the new
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of bananas. Say hello to Tuesday, October the fourteenth. The
thirty Days had September aber Jean interview. Yeah we got
thirty one. Oh that's Halloween month. Course, Yeah, Halloween's on
the thirty first. Don't have to do my little poem,
all right, So well, let's get in that Halloween section
in the John Boy and Billy bit box this morning.
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It is time. He was like, it's sure good. They
what national days we've gotten? This October to fourteenth is
be bald and b Free Days celebrates the Naked Crown.
There is National real Sugar Day. Right, we've been trying
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to get us off with sugar for a long time.
Are get you off high fruit toast? That's for sure,
that's the deal.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, I can't do it.
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And this national dessert it kind of falls right in
line too, as he was up with that. We got
three dates in history will be very important. We will
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one on the day the Shaw of Iran through a
three day long party that costs nearly one hundred million dollars.
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I'm a party man, I think I was on. Yeah,
Bruton Smith later on like bought the jet from the shop.
I real yeah, when when we were flying to Bristol
from Charlotte. Just tell me about this wow man.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
He was wow.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
He was one of the big party.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Back in sev Was it nice and.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Got a marble Joel. They trashed it? He did figure
I figured as move up to nineteen ninety six. Two
Columbian thieves who robbed a Boga Tall bank of sixteen
hundred dollars were mugged a block from the bank and
robbed of the loot. At least caught the bank robbers,
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but the muggers escaped.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Dog it.
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Arma right there is.
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Finally, on this date No. Five, eighty three year old
Edward Saint John found a winning million dollar lottery to
get in the trash outside of a Massachusetts convenience store.
He had found a thousand dollars winter in the same
trash can a few months earlier, and he collected on
boat rich. Some people scratching off and they don't realize
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they want and throw.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
It away right there, come down the store of them
are pretty hard to figure out if you want or
not a million.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
But you know there's an app you can put on
your phone.
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Now you can scan the ticket and he'll tell you
if you're a winner.
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Well, yeah, Mike, want to take that second step before
you can.
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Away?
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Thank you?
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Body, Well, let's get you through these three categories and
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Lou.
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You ready ready, see there are five seconds. Three things
needed to throw a party. Ready go, money, music, drink.
Now we need three things taken from you when you're mugged?
Ready go?
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I what I watch a telephone?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Do they go for phones first? Now it's gonna do
that because it seemed like could be easier to track
like that. I'm a thinker. All right, Back to you,
Lou for the wind. Three things you find a trash
ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You sak shell, you use plastic bottles, use metal camps?
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Well there you go?
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Well what we go?
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Blue? Let me take rhymes with loose where to go?
Bardi yay, thank you, bottom of the hour. Topp of
you a new told you were getting In the Halloween
section of the bit Box this morning, kicking off with
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a heart and a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
H m hmmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's a big show on the radio today's day. We
could go fun. In the Halloween section of the Big
Bucks of the Big Show dot Com, we always start
off with hoot and a Junior Nation Band. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 11 (08:27):
The Junior Nation Band presents the sound of the season
for a season that most of us ain't real crazy about,
mainly because it involves a whole bunch of candy and
a whole bunch of neighborhood kids and a whole bunch
of nerve wrackingness. It's the one Robert d Rayferd used
to call Begaween. It goes exactly like this. It's October thirty,
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first time for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Kids in costumes in the street, beats all you ever seen?
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Have you got that much of candy to serve?
Speaker 11 (09:00):
Out of the driveway, A bunch of kids kind of
getting on nerves. Another one's at the door. Another one's
at the door. Here, another one comes here, Another one comes.
Another one's at the door. Hey they want to candy bar.
Another one's at the door, Hey, debt, please don't make
(09:25):
me regret giving you the doorbell part in the worm,
there's plenty of ways they could play a trick. If
they don't get a tree, flaming bag out on the
front porch, gets dog cramp on you feed it is
that funny?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Are you having fun y'all? Like like you got some class?
Out of the doorway?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Here I come six into walking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Door here, Another one comes here, Another one comes. Another
one one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hey, you about to piss me off.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
Hey, by the way, how many people live in this neighborhood?
I've given kenny to five hundred kids tonight?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
What is going on?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
There's plenty of ways you can stop the kid from
come in to your door. You can drive out dressed
like Frankenstein and they won't come.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Back no more.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
Or you can go bo out a big old paintball gun.
Set it on full repeat, fire off a volley of warning.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Shots, running off down the street with hand.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the door,
and another one comes here, Another one comes. Another one's
at the door.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey, you better not come back. One are the ones
at the door? There you having, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Hey, that was.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
When I said, don't make me regret giving you. This
is the moment I was worried about rounding your bedtime.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Good morning, there's a big joel the radio, And here
we go. And now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey's cousin Mary.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Dear Diary, This is Mary Fucy. Cousin Gary weren't able
to make the entry this week. He's taking a little
break courtesy of the state, not the Charlie Sheen Sweet
at the Charlie Napier Correctional Facility. I don't know all
the details, but it seems like I heard he got
into a pissing contest with wee Man from Jacks. They
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should have called him wee wee man. Do you get it, Diary,
I mean a literal pissing contest. They had little Filler
hit the road as soon as he seed the blue lights.
But Cousin Gary, well, he's too pro to stop midstream.
Put a talk from the tpee type two pea pen.
My drawers are wet, and I feeling the sea fast
(12:46):
swimming up streams, just like on Oter. I guess cousin
Gary's making water splitchplinched.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I was taking a bleak just till the popo showed up.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Head drop, don't boot.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
So, Diary, I'm in charge of cosa debuty for a spell.
Came all the way out from Tosa, Oklahoma. Yeah, tain't
never been to La before.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I wanted my fat.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Brother Moosey Abausey to tag along, but he's in a
pie eating contest, So I'm on my own here. Los
Angeles has a different sortie place back calm. You have
to look pretty hard to find a weirdo. I mean,
we got plenty of rednecks, Jehovah witnesses and order or
(13:37):
tupperware salesman, but.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Not many weirdos.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I tell you, out here, you can't fart without crop
dust and some ding dong with green hair, a ballerina
dress and a daddy's girl two shirt or fake boobs
and face pierced to the Bejesus belt. And the women
are even worse. Dirine, What in the world is that a.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Girl their dad or a rabbits quarrel?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Things alive, but no, damn thankye.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I think gonna pass on.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
This ganggay hang gay diary trying to get a bike
to eat out here. No frosty creams, no golden corrals,
and the dennis alsomell like ransid jalapenos and expired pasels.
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I mean, the Indians own all the Mexican restaurants, and
the Greeks owned the Indian restaurants, and the Mexicans own
the Chinese joints, and the Vietnamese on the donut shops.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
All right by wat got gang Gama, Gay, I just.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Gave up on all that, decided to look for a
good wainer back home. We got der winter Schnitzels, Wiener
world Chef's Wally's Wiener Wigwam and of course the famous
handsome whistling waners.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Eat one of those, and they gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Out here.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
They told me they call him Glizzlies. Glizzies, I mean
that sounded to me like it was being set up
for a joke or something.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Just my luck.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I asked some bird where I can get a Glizzie,
And the next thing you know, I'm in a bathtub
of advice in the motel five and missing a kidney.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh not interested now.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
So I was driving my rental car around the city
looking for a wonderful wiener. As I do, Hey, we're
gett a girl from out of town tying a tasty wiener.
I finally asked that guy who's standing on the corner,
and before the cops toted him off, he gave me
his phone number. Oh, I hope he gets out for
I hope he gets out for I gotta leave because
I still ain't got that waner, No, sir wiener, listen.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Old La what awaitness about their day? Eight dollars later?
And no toobesteak.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Somebody give a girl a break, y'all, y'all wait, okay,
I'll take.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Up a ridle.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
What I heard from cousin Gary. That's ever was everywhere.
The only place I saw any was out in front
of that big old Chinese theater.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'll be damned if I know why more people wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I mean, I met Batman, Superman, Captain Jack Sparrow, hell,
even SpongeBob was there, taller than I thought he'd be,
and he was a smoke or too. I tried to
shake Superman's hand, but he wouldn't put down that bottle
of Thunderbird. I then kryptonite ain't his only weakness. I
even met pack Man. I might be from Tulsa, but
(16:31):
I'm no dummy. They weren't the real pac Man. No,
it weren't, at least I don't think so. I mean
them video game guys ain't real, are they?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Teenage Mutant Ninja, Turtles, Madonna and a jowk of a girdle,
A five foot two freakin's tiny egg got two fresh
and grabbed behideunk.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Monkey Turtle's the junkie in my trunky. I'm not that
kind of girl, not.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
To dirm, Well, Diary, I got a skidadl some god
named Crazy. Frankie's coming over says that the share is
talking smack about me. Let's see if she believes in
life after all? Whooper ass Until next time?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
X's and ups Mary, Good Morning, A big show's on
the radio.
Speaker 13 (17:30):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. October
You're fourteen. A couple of wise Halloween. It's getting a
big buck with this top ten list.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
From the Spirit Halloween Store over where Kmart used to be.
Here's today's Big Show top ten list. Top ten worst
Halloween costume ideas of the year. Number ten Mexican guy
with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Number nine Pine Needle.
Speaker 12 (18:53):
Guy with a truckload of Mexicans. Number eight o Zimbic
face Barbie, I didn't know what that looks like. Number
seven Slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid Rock with a
bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light. Number five, Gary
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Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with a two year
old box of thin Mints. Number four drunken eight year
old with a Mike's Hard lemonade stamp. Number three SpongeBob Dylan.
He lives in a pineapple under this. Number two Doctor
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Oz Medicine Woman and the worst costume idea of the
year afro Nerd.
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Hang on when you come in minutes. We're right now.
Off the desk of Tator Taman News, there is what
to watch. Here's that girl, Marcy Taytor boy boy, thank you,
You're welcome about it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the box office
this weekend. They weren't watching Taylor Swift because that only
was there for one weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
You lose. She's not that greedy.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Okay. Tron Aries powered to the top of the box
office in its debut.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
It came in first place, and you find that little
bit randy Tron Tron boy. I remember when the first
Tron movie came out. I think it was in the eighties. Yeah,
Tron Boy, Tron boy. Anyway, Tron I didn't learn about that.
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Seconds.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yes, second place went to roof Man, the guy who
would break in through the roofs and stuff. Channing Tatum.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
He was in our home city and that Toys r
Us over on Independence Bullard.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh yeah, I heard they set up the whole I
mean set up a whole building to replicated Toys r
Us for this movie.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Now, the reason they call him roof Man is because
that's how he would rob mostly McDonald's stores. He had
come in through the roof lock the staff up in
the freezer, and he was kind of nice about it.
You know, if they didn't have a coat, he'd give
him there his and that sort of thing. But yeah,
so they graduated bigger stores.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Now he just lived in an Abandoned Toys r US.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Six months place.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Reuben here, I got Channing Tatum's in that one.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah zero yeah he now, yeah, we all are. Maybe
he would let you interview him again. Yeah, maybe it would.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I think he's always holding out for.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Third place.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Went to one Battle after another. That's a Leo DiCaprio movie.
Mixed reviews, but it came in third place. Gabby's Dollhouse
fourth place about a girl in her dollhouse, and Soul
on Fire came up at number five.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Soul on Fire, Yeah, Soul on Fire, All right?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
What's coming out this weekend? Black Phone two? It's a
supernatural horror horror film. It's a sequel to the twenty
twenty one film film The Black Phone, and that was
about a boy being abducted and locked in a basement
and he starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from
the killer's previous victims.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So this is two.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
We're now that dude's seventeen and his sister begins receiving
calls in her dreams from a black phone, uh huh
and seeing disturbing visions.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
So you want to get spooped, this is the movie
for you. I find that hard to believe.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
It's like salt.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
The guy outside the phone booth that lady comes out.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Good Fortune is a supernatural comedy written and directed by
A Zis I'm sorry, the comedian an actor Seth Rogan's
in it, Keiki Palmer, Sandra Oh and Keanu Reeves. And
It's about a well meaning but rather inept angel named
Gabriel who meddles in the lives of a struggling worker
and a wealthy venture capitalist. And yes, Keano is Gabriel
(23:40):
so And if I had legs, I'd kick you is
a psychological comedy drama with this chick's life crashing down
around her. Linda tempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness
and her absent husband and blah blah mayhem ensues Rosebern
Conan O'Brien and asap.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Rocky psychological comedy, psychologic Yeah, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Got you alright, babies, We'll mak a man much of
that bad. Well, Let's get us a winner, he was
talking to me. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Come on,
I got it rid? Here, okay, review yesterday's question.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
In the sixties, Catholics were still not allowed to eat
meat on Friday, so McDonald's rolled out the Hulaberger, toasted
Bud Milton, cheese, mustard, kutcha a pickle, all topped off
with a grilled slice of I never forgot, didn't you? Pineapple?
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Pineapple? All right? Today's John Boy Jeopardy, mouse tailed, hair lipped,
hollow faced, big eared, hammer headed, and tube nosed are
all varieties of these creatures. What are Randy's ex girl friends?
I was really in love with old tube nose? I
(24:57):
thought she was going to be the wom what's y'all?
Only three of them? So what y'all got for all
of them? One eight hundred big show? You told free line,
We played John boyd Jepiten next Good morning, It's a
(25:38):
big show on the radio for your October fourteenth and
our future track from the Big Show, bid Box, said Higgins,
Mister pop Man's punkin' spice, pickup lines, tri key word spies.
It worked better for you than it never stand, bid
Box at the Big Show dot com and right now
(25:58):
let's play yees Sli, I am across America. It's John
Boy Jeffery and now your host.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
He's heard if you stay pumpkin spice three times in
a mirror, a white girl in yoga pants will appear
and tell you her favorite things about fall.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He's a young boy. I mean, thank you, say Todd
out of Sanford, North Carolina. Good morning, Todd, Good morning, sir,
Hey body, welcome. All right, Todd, you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So mousetailed, hair, lip,
hollow faced, big eared, hammer headed, tube nosed are not
(26:38):
nicknames for Randy's old girlfriends. They're all varieties of these creatures.
What do you think, Todd?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
I think it? Yeah, I think it would be a bat.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You think bat?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Well, let's say is it bat? Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
It is?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh, Todd, you did it. One hundred and twenty dollars
worth of Ball's not cleaning products headed to you pad
over at Sandford.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You got it, Buddy, you got it.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Hey, is it okay to give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It is more than okay. Take it, Todd.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Well, I'm the one person. This is the first time
I've ever got into this, called into the show and
got in it. But anyway, I'd like to give a
shout out to my fiance Janice, that she is my
rock and my queen. Every day I look forward, I
just want to say thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I love you well, I love you too, man. And
oh you're still talking to Jannison? Well good like you
got you gotta go in there, DoD congraduation.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
I really there, I go, Jannis, your man, who's a winner?
By how many hour?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Toabao News Right on the other side, I remember in
Rayford for those twos to the mayor of Dismal sleep
bid all right, worry.
Speaker 15 (28:33):
Property Reford and the big shows on the radio, tell
you what gotten? So nowadays you can't believe the thing
the government says. A big corporations say. You know, they've
said that retireing health costs and pensions are the reasons
for GM being in such financial trouble, while of course
passing that expense on to the consumer. In the long run,
they say it adds about oh, fifteen hundred dollars to
(28:56):
the cost of every car last figures I saw on that. Well,
wonder if they're passing on their jobs bank internal program
out of the consumer. That's right, they pay employees not
to work. Can you believe that? Front page Wall Street
Journal story last week says the cost of this top's
nearly one and a half billion. That's with a b
(29:18):
billion dollars a year as layoffs fill the Jobs Bank.
The Job's Bank is just one of the symbols of
Detroit's dysfunction. They even have a room called the Rubber Room,
where laid off employees can go and spend the day
and get.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Paid for it.
Speaker 15 (29:33):
According to the Journal, they quote some fellow by the
name of Melon Jerry Mellon been working for him for
thirty four years, goes into the Rubber Room. The room
is a windowless old storage shed for engine parts filled
with long tables, has space for about four hundred employees.
They must arrive at six am each day, stay until
two thirty pm, with forty five minutes off for lunch.
(29:56):
A supervisor roams the aisle, signing people out they want
to go to the bathroom. Their job to do nothing.
This is the Jobs Bank, a two decade old program
under which nearly fifteen thousand auto workers continue to get
paid after their companies stop needing them. To earn wages
and benefits that off on top one hundred thousand a year,
(30:17):
the workers must perform some company approved activity many do
volunteer jobs to go back to school. The rest must
clock time in the rubber room or something like it.
It's called the rubber room, mister Melon says, because a
few days in there makes you go crazy. Each person
costs GM around one hundred to one hundred and thirty
thousand dollars in wages and benefits. This according to internal
(30:40):
union and company figures, Meeting GM's total cost this year
is likely to be around seven hundred and fifty million
to nine hundred million. One way employees in the Jobs
Bank and fulfill their requirements is to attend eight or
twelve week classes offered by GM. In these classes, mister
Mellon has studied crossword puzzles, watched Civil War movies, and
(31:04):
learned about man made marvels like the Brooklyn Bridge. One
class taught him how to play trivial pursuit. Talk about
trivial and there's more, much more about how the car
company is bound by union contracts pay people not to
work on cars and trucks. This story prompted letters to
the Journal today, among them this one Thousands of people
(31:26):
dig tunnel's, stowaway on ships, Ford's papers, and construct elaborate
rafts every year just to have a shot at reaching
the United States to make five dollars and fifteen cents
an hour. At McDonald's in Detroit, there are thousands of
people making up to one hundred thousand a year, including
benefits sitting in a room, sleeping, reading books, watching cartoons,
(31:47):
and doing crossword puzzles. There's something fundamentally wrong with that.
In another said, the employees who accept this absurdity should
be ashamed of themselves, and I agree. Robert d Rayfer
John Boyd Show.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Good Tuesday morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
there's always something exciting happening in beautiful dismal seap in
South Carolina. And here to tell us all about it
is a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop fiddle Swoop.
Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So what's the big happenings in your
(32:45):
fair city? Surprisingly right on, cue John Boy. Well, everyone
knows about the great successes in the world, from technology
to entertainment. There's more big names than you can shake
a stick at. Well, what about the folks that gave
it the good old college? Try it fell short. I
think it's time to give these valiant dreamers a good
old pad on the back. So this weekend, Dismal Seepage
(33:07):
hosts the very first flop Con flop Con. Do you
think people are gonna flock to see a bunch of failures?
That's the idea, John Boy. I mean, at least these
folks dared to give it a shot. What have you
ever done? Well over four decades on the air and
the toughest business own the planet.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
As always, the weekend starts out with the big parade
down Main Street. The Hillary Clinton kick to the kurb
Girls Academy will bring their marching band. The fighting has
been the precision soda jugglers from the new Koch Institute
for Stupid Ideas will make the scene the impossible whopper.
All vegan cowboys will be riding fake cows, and of
(33:52):
course the Shriners will be on hand driving little Edsels, Tuckers, Pintos,
and Hugo's. Lucky Parade attendees will get to see them
break down right in front of them at various points
on the route. Remember don't be shy about giving them
a push. Well, you're off to a good star. That's
what she said, John Boy. Now, not every show can
(34:12):
be Seinfeld or Andy Griffith. The cast of some of
the greatest shows you've never heard of will be on hand.
Shows like street Walker, Texas Ranger, My Three Sons of Anarchy,
and Gomer Pyle LGBTQS. They'll all be hosting meet and
greets in the big Blockbuster Video Memorial tent. Actors from
(34:35):
the Steven Sigal Dinner Theater will be performing live with
scripts from unsuccessful movies The Princess Bride of Frankenstein, The
Wolf of Walmart, Raging Bull Durham, and The Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless colon Ah.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Sounds like a hot tickets, Bring your up admits, John Boy,
and bring your appetite. We'll be serving heaping helpings of
tune salad, pop tarts, pine cone flavored crystal pepsi, pumpkin spice,
wag u kebobs, and the MCDLTCB y the MCDLTCB Why
(35:11):
is that like a frozen yogurt sandwich with a big
slab of almost real beef. It's really something, well, has
it taste? The festivities conclude with the big closing night party.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
Opening the show is the world's oldest alternative lifestyle country
star Willie Nelson Riley, followed by Aerosmith and Wesson.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Hanson will be performing The Real Man Hanson will be
performing No, it's Terry Hanson singing his big hit Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha.
But our headliner is.
Speaker 16 (35:45):
Going to be and the Blowfish and the whole Big
Fluff Con and the whole Big Flop Con concert will
be hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's gonna be a great time. Well, it all sounds interesting,
but I have just one one question fire away, John Boy.
I can't believe with a whole weekend dedicated to flops,
that there's not a booth dedicated to your years and
public service.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So come on down.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
To the big, big, big dismal see Pitch Flop Con
or the next failure might just be you are you?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read
this all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh sird, I feel so.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's a Big Show on the radio and you can
win John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one hundred and sixty one.
There's a desk blaque featuring a laser cut silhouette of
the H eight sixty military helicopter. See me holding it up.
That's me and my Duha Fishing Team hat and Massago
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T shirt and looks like three bands gathered from ducks.
Fly too close to me, fire unless you gotta burn
out the rush. But we'll get back to that, y'all.
Get your name in the hat. We will give it
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Phil at a gay Halloween party lead last year.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Two straight folks among all the queer They fell in love,
which wasn't wise.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
She was an info in disguise. She was trailer trash.
He even paid her cash. She gave him such a rash.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Car in a snoopy costume. She wasn't shy about her
booty calls. She had him right by the Smalls Street.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
She was trailer trash trash. She really hauled his ash.
His ego gone in a flash. He did that trailer trash.
He thought it was us for fun. The good times
just begun, and she moved in with her ten cash,
(40:09):
her boyfriend and her son. It was total mayhem. Life
was a mess. He fell for big booths in a
low cut dress. Now he's on the hook for the booze.
She's swilling in a tab at the pharmacy for pedicillin.
He did that trailer trashsh because her hooters.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
She flashed.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
A butt like corn beef hash. He did the trailer trash.
Soon they were married, but it just didn't blast. She
was too busy shaking that ass. She took all he
had and left him bankrupt. He said, I can't believe
I didn't get a prenup. He did that trailer trash trash.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
She took off in a dash. He still got that rash.
He did the trailer trash. Now he's different, spends time
with the.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Guys, wears buttless chaps and glitter on his eyes.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
He won't touch women with a ten foot pole. He's
much more interested in a guy's you know.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Now he's the trailer trash. Oh, he's a gay bingo smash.
He's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Don't worry, Marcella. I never said your names.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
They're not gonna know what's about you.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I swear the MIC's not a is this on?
Speaker 8 (41:48):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Grow up your parents already? Nomah, Now we man need
to bring in the rear old blonde, not that bleach stuff. Alright,
one eight hundred, Big show. You told free Line. We'll
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