October 28, 2025 • 46 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Halloween Week is well underway! - Today we’ll look at the Top 10 Worst Costumes.. - Tater has another stellar edition of “What to Watch”.. - Gary Busey jots down his Halloween entry into his diary.. - We’ll take a call from Hollywood buddy, Nick Secrecy.. - The madness happening in College Football continues to bemuse Mark Packer with yet another ridiculous week of INaction.. - and Marvin Webster logs a report on sexist costumes for dogs…
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It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
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So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
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feel so.
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Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Time hoping at them. Welcome to Tuesday Morning. We'll be
your hosts with a big show. It was October the
twenty eighth. Oh right, you got to have you the say,
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oh god, yeah, October the twenty eighth. Okay, we got
that National first Responders Day. See some first responders moving
around in your world today, Maybe get a chance. I
don't buy the lunch. Get behind them, you see them.
I don't guess they go through the driving in the ambulance.
If you see them behind them, you know you can
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pay for their meal before. But we'll figure it out,
you know.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Not enough, Clarence, Clarence.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well there's a way. Thank you first responders. Nice you'll
chocolate day. Why don't get them a box of candy.
It might be kind of weird that they eat everything
you eat. I go, yeah, man, I had some. I
had some grouper I brought back from the coast, and uh,
I wanted a shout out to station number thirty two,
that's the one close to me where I live over there,
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and he's it. I said, hey, man, y'all want some
group of the cooking Firehouse And yeah, absolutely, so I'll.
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Give you group.
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Maybe.
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Yeah that was nice man, good fish. Oh I still
thinking about it, like maybe a little remorse for the gift. Yeah,
have to do it. So y'all try something like that.
If you ain't got any fish, you know, just make
sure something fresh out of your truck.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
He worried fresh.
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They prefer individually round.
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Ah.
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Then we are saving up three dates in history where
we got on category and get that winning beginning. Maybe
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Big Show, you had her three days in history where
we're got our categories. It was October twenty eighth, sixteen
thirty six. Harvard University was founded in Cambridge, Massachusetts, sixteen
thirty six. My that like over one hundred years before
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we were a country, that's right, sixteen thirty six? Yes,
are you sure?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Ice?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, well she's not now sick, that's I mean, okay,
all right, Columbus when at fourteen ninety two he discovered America.
No we No, that's right, you and your Columbus focks.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Yes, Harvard was founded on October twenty eight, sixteen thirty six.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
According to the Google machine.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I bet that, well.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Wow, Massachusetts Bay Colonies Legislative Assembly established the institution.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So the colony established the Institute.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So the college was named after John Harvard. Okay, he
earned the honor by donating a few hundred books and
a small amount of money. Here's twenty bucks. Get something.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
It was their first major benefactor, and that was.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Before before you could pay college athlete. So that was
the unli jas Packers do the team together later today
because he's old.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Enough known for their football team.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, let's move way up to nineteen twenty nine when
the first child is born on an aircraft a daughter too,
Mister and missus t w evans over Miami, Florida.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Now, what in the world machine doing?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It was early let me say the Wright brother there's
one word out there, kitty hawk. And after that.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
They decided not to let you travel during that trest.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh right, there's two. Finally a third category of nineteen
ninety six, Actor comedian Maury Amsterdam passed away in Los Angeles.
He's best known for playing Buddy Currell on The Dick
Van Dyke Show ninety six No Here we Go ninety six. Yeah, Mom,
old Buddy his his fictional wife on the show. You
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remember her name, Pickles? That's right, yeah, Pickles wife that
you never saw.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
He was my favorite.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's the way to do it. You know, that's comedy gold. Actually,
you know, like we're talking about Fraser, Jackie's favorite white
people show like his brother. You know, Marison's wife. You
never see her. Right, that's that is comedy gold. You'all
write that down.
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You're right.
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One eight hundred big shows told free line. Come on,
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Speaker 9 (06:30):
Good Tuesday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
In our feature track from the Big Show bed Box,
Marvin Webster the sexiest Halloween costumes for dogs. I believe
that is sexist. Oh well that makes a lot more sense.
But it is sexist the way you said sexist Halloween
costumes for dogs. Okay, good keyword dog costumes. And right now,
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let me that winning.
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can win. John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from
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Be let's go contested number one this shot.
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You have a big shots. Let's say I had on
Mark from Cantons, North Carolina. We shots Good morning, Mark.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
How are you man? We're good house. Everything up in
the hills this morning.
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I'm doing great, this bold morning.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
May I know who like it? A damn Marvel. Let's
get you through these categories, Buddy, in five seconds, name
three universities. Ready to go, Howard, Georgia and Notre Dame.
Now give us three things you can find on an aircraft.
Ready go, Wayne's tail and engines and for the wind.
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Three characters from the Dick Van Dyke Show. Ready to go, Rob,
Buddy and Waura?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
All right? Where right?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Man and Laura Patrick? Ain't Mary Tyler Morris? She left
that show. We went to the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Everybody,
you know, we were gullible back then watching t everybody
thought they got divorced. You know, she was out wild Mark,
Way to go, Buddy, big old blue em you prize
Pike heads up the canton for you, all right, no
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doubt it, Buddy, hangover, Jackie wy A many hours oppa
you on the other side.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Worst costumes for this Halloween? You want to hear aboun
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Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning,
October the twenty eighth, three days Halloween, Sega's Top.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
Ten let's medlip from the Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Store over where Kmart used to be.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Here's Today's Big Show Top ten list. Top ten worst
Halloween costume ideas of the year. Number ten Mexican Guy
with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Number nine, Pine Needle guy with a truckload of Mexicans.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Number eight ozempic face Barbie, I don't know what that
looks like. Number seven, slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid
Rock with a bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light.
Number five, Gary Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with
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a two year old box of tin mints. Number four
drunken eight year old with a Mike's Hard Lemonade stamp.
Number three SpongeBob Dylan, he lives in a pineapple under
the season. Number two Doctor Oz Medicine Woman. And the
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worst costume idea of the year, afro Nerd.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I like several of those. Good Morning, that's a big
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seawing the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
And now it's story with your host Carl Childs.
Speaker 13 (12:06):
Since it's getting to be around Halloween, I reckon I
ought to tell a story set the mood for it.
I've been doing a bit of studying on the wolf feller.
I'll tell you about it if you owed me too.
What's upon a time? There's this fella named Larry Talbot.
He was big, raw bone with kindly a square head.
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Seems that he's on vacation in some foreign country over arm,
I reckon. He's seen about everything there was to see here.
Listened back in the black and white days, so there
weren't too much to go at to begin with. So
he thought he'd see what life would like. Somemer's else. Well, sir,
that notionud come back to bite him right on arm.
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He was doing what most Americans do when they someplace
ain't never been before, walking in the woods in the
middle of the night. It is all right, though, he
could say pretty good, on account of the moon was full.
That'll be important to remember later on case ain't paying
too close of attention, yon boy. Old Larry's good time
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took a turn for the worst when he heard this
girl screaming to beat the band. He run off to help.
Seems she getting chewed up by a wolf. Sure enough,
Old Larry jumped in there to help, and the wolf
got a hold of him too. Well, Old Larry had
this big cane that he was a walking with. He
was a mite fancy. He walloped the tar out of
that wolf with that big silverhead cane. That's important to
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remember too, Yon boy, well hit that wolf so hard,
killed him. Some old shriveled up gypsy Goal with an
apple head run out of the fog allar and watch
kill a wolf fur? What's kill a wolf fur? When
Larry looked over and wearing the wolf went down, there's
some old naked gypsy fella and leon ire instead. It
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had too much for him to handle. He passed plumb out.
Would Old Larry come to? He was in this gypsy camp.
They's eating and drinking and doing gypsy stuff. Some party
gal was dancing around the fire with a bunch of
wind chimes hanging off her clothes. That old applehead gypsy
Goal doesne bandited him up. She told him he didn't
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get bit by a wolf proper, he was one of
them weir wolves, and that on the next full moon
he gonna turn into old wolf too. Larry figured she
just is shining him on. He wandered off summers. I
reckon this old werewolf thing. Is the reason that wolf
makes folks so hot. Take them out of the pressure
off them. Wh There was other stuff like wear deer, wear, possums,
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wear weasels or whatnot. But the way I said, nobody'd
be afraid of a wear muskrad or a wear beaver
where skung might cost some trouble, but nothing that a
little bit of that feb breeze wouldn't fix. But I
don't want to get off track here too far. Oh Larry,
he is in a pickle all right. Months went by
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the night the full moon was supposed to come up.
He locked himself in his hotel room. There out come
to full moon and Larry started the twitching and a hollering.
But he didn't turn into a wolf. He turned into
a wolf feller, well, sir. He raised all kind of cane.
He was out there chasing cars and tree and cats.
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He even went so far as making stool in folks
yards there. Oh, Larry was a big boy. It worn't
like somebody left the Snickers bar in the driveway. There
was a good bit boy. Really stuck in their cross
was when he started killing folks. He chewed them up.
Good trouble was he didn't remember none of it. He'd
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wake up summers Buck naked and covered in leaves and blood. Well,
Sir Larry Daddy heard about this mess and come to help.
He tried to talk to Larry about getting some sort
of help. About that time the full moon come up.
Larry turned into wolf Feller again. His daddy grabbed Larry's
big old silver cane there to fight him off. He
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could have stopped him with a silver bullet, but the
old lonely ranger weren't nowhere around then. Wolf Feller Larry
drew a bead on him daddy. He started to move
in on him when he got a whip of his
daddy's fancy coloonne things sort of changed. Wolf Feller Larry
got hold of his daddy's shen and well, hm had
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his way with it. Folks started laughing seeing Larry's daddy
with a wolf fella climbing on his shin. There not
because he was funny, haha. Larry'sdaddy, saw Red started a
walloping him with that big silverheaded cane killed him. Nobody hollered,
what you kill wolf Feller, fir? What you kill wolf
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Feller far? Because they pretty much knowed Moreland's story into
a wolf and kill folks you don't know. But if
you make whoope with your daddy shinbone and you get
bit to death with a silvererheaded cane, you probably had
to come in the end.
Speaker 12 (17:12):
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Speaker 13 (17:26):
Let's get a look at your shining boat.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No good more than everybody more big show to come.
Hang where you.
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Are, yo? What's up?
Speaker 14 (17:38):
This is ike and for all of five while one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I'd listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the candle.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Patrick, never mind, he's out.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Good morning.
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at the Big Show dot com. Hangout. We'll play for
it in minutes. Well, right now from the desk of
tator Tama News says what to watch, here's our girl,
Marcy Taytor Moran.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
How let's go see what people are watching at the
box office this past Fred clip. You know, people, Chainsawman
the movie opened at number one at the box office.
You're saying, what is Chainsawman the movie resart? Well, it's
a anime film, uh teenage angst Korean style, and.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You know it's in there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Number one. Wow, you can at least watch the trailer. No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Last week's top movie, black Phone two, dropped a second place.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It was Phone, My Phone, Black Phone. It's a horror.
I'm florring.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I think it's a sequel to the Black Phone.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
It's about a phone that rings. It's really not connected
to anything but the spiritual.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Alright, then it kind of is reminiscent of Saw, and
it's like they ran out of Saw movie numbers.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Did you watch the trailer? Watch the Oh good you
take it? There's ninety eight minutes back then.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
The romantic drama Regretting You, based on a novel of
the same name, debuted in third place.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
If you're into a drama, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You know, we really do love you.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I know I'm in it as much as you guys
like heard about it.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
So the Bruce Springsteen biopic Deliver Me from Nowhere starring
Jeremy Allen White kid from the Bear series on Netflix,
no different. No, it's a it's all right so anyway,
he stars as Bruce the Boss.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
It didn't do so well. It came out last weekend and.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
It came in fourth place. So no, the Bear is
on Netflix. It's about the chef in Chicago. They call
him the Bear and it's like season three and you know, no,
there's a whole big world out there in football.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
And trot.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Harry's came in number came in number number five. You're
gonna love the movie that's coming out.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
This Friday's rated R.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
It's a dark sci fi comedy based on a two
thousand and three South Korean cult hits Save the Green Planet.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I Love the Right. Let me tell you about it.
My friend.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Two conspiracy obsessed young men kidnap the high powered CEO
of a major company and they're convinced that she's an
alien intent on destroying planet Earth. By the way, this
is not an anime. These real people, uh, the world's
workers being akin to bees harvesting honey for their queen.
In this case, Emma Stone plays girl boss CEO and
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Jess Jesse Plemons plays the guy that's the conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
You're going, who's that.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yes, there's a lot of promotional marketing going on for it,
which means, of course it must be bad. It's bad.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
And I had to look up that was like but
at ancient Mediterranean region Bogonia, or was a ritual based
on the belief that bees were spontaneously generated from a
cow's carcass.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So they stick her back up the cat.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
If she only had a cork pop, it would probably work,
all right?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Streaming or you are you?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Or Bo Buford or Beaufort? Come on, you're working with
me here? All right?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
And Burdock death in a family death that sounds like
family based on the true story, and there's some fictional
parts in it. It's an eight episode. Uh doc, yeah,
I give up to.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
All right, Well, good job, he's well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John boyd jebbardly review yesterday's question.
We found out in Bram Stoker's original Dracula novel, the
Count is described as having this distinctive physical characteristic, yet
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no movie version has ever shown him with it. What
these are most must yes, not very sanitary. Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. What turns out screaming isn't the only thing
no one will hear you do in space because without gravity,
this bodily function is impossible.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
What is a fact? A fact you know?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Or it depends on where you were all making that.
So thank you for your one eight hundred Big Show
your toe free line across America. We played John Boorgeopardy next,
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Good Morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. Ring
through your Tuesday Morning and our future track from the
Big Show, Big Box. Marvin Webster got sexist Halloween costumes
for dogs. Search for keywords dog costumes hit the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot com. Hey right now, let's
play shells live across America. It's John's Boy jefferdy oh
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wow w and now your host.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
He had a bee land on his bare foot the
other day at the farm.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Long story short. Now he knows how to river dance.
He's a John Box. Let's say hated Darryl out of
Stewart's Draft Virginia. Good morning, Darryl, Good morning John. Are
you awesome body? Welcome in here? All right? Man, you
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got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
See what you got? So I'm saying, turns out screaming
isn't the only thing no one will hear you do
in space, because without gravity, this bodily function is impossible.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I know what I want to say, but I know
it ain't right.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
But I'm gonna have to go with Burth going with
birth Pau the other end of Tater's guess. Let's see. Well, yeah, so,
by the way, of course, our research scientist Randy says,
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you can poot in space, because I know that's why
everybody was thinking for this. But you won't like it.
Why won't you like it? Because in zero g gases
do not separate very efficiently from solids. Oh you know
what that means, shorting, don't do that in space. All right,
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we're learning stuff space and Darrel, look at you winning
one hundred and twenty dollars where the bulls notot cleaning products.
They want to send that up. Hey, that's awesome, all
right now you hang on, Jack can hook you up. Hey, Johnny,
I want to congratulate you when your retirement and we're
going to miss you. But all good things must come
to an end. Thank you so much, Dae. We appreciate that,
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buddy a man, absolutely Will you hang right there all
right now? It's your news right on the other side.
I remembering at Rayford for this Tuesday morning. Get an
entry into the Diary of Guarantees.
Speaker 16 (28:17):
Hey, hey, we're on the way and the big show
is on the radio. Roberty Rayferd kicking it off here,
and it won't be long before baseball season. I got
my start in the business of broadcasting sixty one years
ago this summer, calling baseball games play by play on
the radio. Before I did that, I was recruited to
play for the Philadelphia Phillies farm club team in my hometown.
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I got sidetracked, got into broadcasting. I was still in
high school anyway, and if I'd played for them, then
I'd been ineligible for the next year of high school ball.
I was very good at the game, loved to play,
learn early on to get bored with the game, especially
when it ran into extra innings, and as I went
on in the broadcasting business, was repeatedly confronted with broadcasts
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being extended because the ball game went on for so long,
and even in the nine innings of play, there was
so much dilly dallying around, talks on the mound between
the pitcher, the catcher and the manager, batters stepping out
of the batter's barking box, and the constant chewing and
spitting the baseball players do. Even back then, I thought
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the game should be shortened, cut out all the dilly dallying,
even cut it from nine innings to seven innings and
do something about declaring a winner without playing extra innings.
That sometimes went on and on and on. And what
about all the time wasted arguing with the umpire? What
does that accomplish besides delaying the game?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Nothing?
Speaker 16 (29:43):
What about the childish behavior of the players When someone
gets hit by a pitch ball or some other little
variation of the game, they get into a fight and
the whole team both sides rush out of the dugout
into the field a pile on.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
So childish that happened.
Speaker 16 (30:00):
The umpire should just stop the game immediately at that
point and make them reschedule it another day, at least,
That's what I think. Robert d Ray for John Boyd
and Billy Show.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
Good morning, and it's a big short a radio you
want to Yeah, you can play Beat the.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Blonde in about thirty minutes, Bud right now and now
an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Bucy. All I can say
is hot digger, that ding dang dog. It's my favorite
time of year, Halloween, the season of the Witch, when
the dead rise from the grave, goobers and goblins and
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ass grabbing gargoyles, invade the lives of normal people in
human monstros suck the life out of god fearing people
just trying to get a handful of outsized snickers. The
time of year when the world is brought to its
knees by the supernatural evil that.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Folks fear most. But since his Hollywood is just cold Friday.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Thrill, a chillaw kill, a time scarier than a needy mime.
It's a big time. It ain't teeny like Caitlin Jenner,
It's hollerweeny. We you've got a pretty mouth. Welcome to
the South of Los Angles Dake as time was again
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to put up the world famous Beaucy House of Holy
weird Horrors. The hardest part of all of it is
being bigger, better, and bugger mannier than last year. But
Crazy Frankie and I were up to the challenge. First thing,
we moved the location.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Last year.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We had it at a closed Starbucks into Luca Lake,
but too many folks complained about all the sidewalk turds
and discarded hiphos. To be honest, Diary, most of that
butt mud was from me and Frankie. The crappers in
the store was out of order. Hey, at least we
throwed the turd tickets in the dumpster. So this year
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we got a sweet deal on a closed big chain
drug store. Oh lord, it was a real mess inside,
so Frankie put a sign out front that said under renovations,
please no looters next day. Plead as are whistled. They
even stole the rats. Wipe your seat and wipe your feet.
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Don't go pooping in the street. Come on in for
good old scare, but duty at home. That's playing fair
sniff sniff? Is that a stiff? Be it corpse or
be it crap? Just take a whiff. If you got
a duty, please don't chuck it. Use one of the
handy pickle buckets. Stink pickle, that is, sit a spell.
Take your drawers off, y'all use the badant now you
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hear charge. This year's theme is Naked and the Freed.
That works on a couple levels. First off, in this
one of a kind horror haunted house, all the boogers
and haints will be plumb naked. The invisible man will
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have his wedding tackle bandaged. The wolf Feller will be
stritting his fuzzy wolf whinger. Frankenstein's head ain't the only
thing bolted on what and the Bride of Frankenstein. She's
got stitches everywhere? Ev Rea where yew? Is it midnight
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or is it noon? I'm naked with the creature from
the Black Lagoon? Am I crazy or drunk again? He's
got a crotch like Barbie's. Can don't be nasty or
a mean? He stopped making fun of my big green
waning Oh creature.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
The scales tickle.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, oh, he gets better.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Ladies and germs.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Folks that want to go through for Grandis gotta go
in the raw birthday suit, swinging free out there and
love it ever a midt it of it. Now that
might sound hot, but remember this is hollyweird. It's always
the ones you don't want to see in the raw
that's just gotta trot that mess out in public. So
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the math works like this for everyone. Charlie's Throne look alike.
There's about one hundred girls that look like James Cordon.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You probably.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
But wepside is if they're too gross, you just tell
people as part of the nightmare experience, shiver me timbers
and pooping your pants. That's not some fat guy. That's
the blob doing a dance. That skinny old skeleton ain't
some zombie girl. It's Tina the meth head given bear
ass a world that ain't zits. That's her baby, a
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minus cup that is. Don't hate the player, hate the same, y'all. Well, Diary,
I got Stiski daddle. I'm having lunch with Cher trying
to talk her into playing Medusa. I can feel myself
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turning to stone already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, until next time.
X's and O's Gary Boom.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Shakes me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 15 (36:20):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you body their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begora, Good.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Morning, and it's a big show on the radio. And
I know we're hanging up the radio portion of the
Big Show here at the end of the year, and
after a fifty year run in broadcasting from me, RANDI
close to fifty as well. There and there you like
that forty five years in Charlotte, North Carolina, sort of
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syndicating in nineteen ninety three, and then we'll here a
bunch of since we got the word out in a
bunch of y'alls, getting a lot of nice letters and
emails from y'all at the Big Show dot Com. Want
you to know we're keeping all of them. You know,
we talked about our listeners, how we got to, you know,
be involved in y'all's lives over the years and growing up.
(37:51):
I mean you talking about forty five years as the
same spot and then since ninety three syndicating, So a
lot of that happening. But you know, we had a
lot of employees running the Big Show different cities, in
towns across the country. Here's one like like I got
right here from Rob Kimball. I remember Robbie said, so
hard to hear the news of the end of a
great part of my life. I was the inn market
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at WKLC and w AMX and Huntington, Charleston, West Virginia
from ninety six to nine. I live in Central Florida
now still stream the show every morning. I will miss it.
I was lucky enough to meet most of gall during
that time. Jackie was always my favorite. Fine Rayford actually
shook my hand and I was on the rafting trip
with him on the New River. I led the train
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of motorcycles till the speedway almost wrecked the station vehicle
coming out of turn four. Good memories, I know, I
got plenty of those there. My wife and I were
in the studio one morning on our way to Myrtle Beach.
There are so many more memories I could share. God
bless all of you. My experience with the show will
stick with me forever, Big Show fan, forever. Rob Kimball,
thanks for that, Rob Man, I said one more right quick.
(38:57):
Here let's see here. This is from I can't see
the name, so oh, Edie Lee. Edie Lee here says,
please tell me y'all are not canceling the John, Boy
and Billy Show. My parents listened to you back in
the eighties. We lived in Marlborough County, South Carolina, which
is close to the North Carolina line, and so did
I during high school. I know I'm telling my age.
(39:19):
I graduated high school in eighty seven, but I listened
to your show every morning on my drive into work.
Both of my parents passed away over twenty years ago,
so your show is a connection to them. I will
definitely miss didn't you think about that aspect of it? Yeah,
please don't go like I told you, I'm old baby. Well,
(39:44):
I hope y'all will stay connected with us. Just check
on that John Boy Mither Facebook page when you wake
up in twenty twenty six and we're not on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
All right, And thanks for asking Jackie and I both
over thirty years.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Ups, you know thirty as at all. They didn't really
choose it. We forced you in good morning Big shows
on the radio. Coming up, we played Beating the Blonde
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for a big Old Lord Tiger's prize pack. But first,
all right, I got a call from my old buddy,
Hollywood movie star Nick Searcy is on the line, sagitator
or tests me. He's lying from his physical therapist office.
So let's say what nigga's I'll do. Nick, Good morning, buddy,
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
I used to call you live from the set of
My Way that's motion picture, and now I'm calling you
live from my physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
How long I've been coming on this show? That that
is all the buddy, So what are you trying to fix?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Well, it's basically it's it's rotator tump. But that was
over a year and a half ago, and the physical
therapist said, well, that one's getting better, but the rest
of you's falling afourse.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Just keep coming. We'll figure out something to do. Just
keep coming. That's all we've been thinking about you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
Well, I was trying to think today, like, what was
the first time I came on the show? And I
think it's gotta have been back in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
At least, I would say.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
So, yeah, I've been coming on this show since nineteen
I think since Frida Green Damades came out, so that
was ninety two.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's right. It's crazy. That's a long time, it really is.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
And I have learned a lot, you know, when Friday
Green Tomatoes came out, that's kind of what got me started.
And so then I started getting more parts where I
beat up women because that's what I did, you know,
and it's like, okay, that's the guy that beats up women.
So I kept, you know, and I kept doing them
because we were you know, I needed the money, so
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I kept playing all these parts and I finally go
to Leslie and I said, I don't know, I don't
get it. Why do you think I keep getting all
these parts where I've beat up women? And she said, well,
you don't look like you could beat up.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
A man run type cast for that.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Right, And I've had to put up with that for
thirty nine years from.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Her Nick looking just looking back us, Oh you, I
know you're not retiring. We are, But when you look back,
what were some highlights of your career? I mean, so
most of our listeners know, you know, you're You're from
your North Carolina boy, and you man made it big
(42:44):
in Hollywood. Now to do that, that's just an awesome
journey you've had, buddy. I have been very, very fortunate.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
I mean, Justified of course was a really big deal
for me to get that show and that that that
was great. But I got to say, probably my favorite
thing I ever did was that sitcom with Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
That was so much fun.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
You know.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
And but they've been you know, it's I've been very lucky,
and they won't leave me alone. I'm doing a couple
episodes of Reacher this year. Oh no, it's cool. It's crazy.
I think I'm retired. And then they I've tried to
drive them away every way that I.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
And they've just been awful.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
I made documentaries about January sixth, and they still keep
coming out.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I know, I know that was for sure. Get you
black List didn't chicked off everything?
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Well, I've tried, tried, they won'tlist.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
And nig And I want to ask you about this
because we were talking about this at home. Somebody will know.
I won't mention names. But but the Morning Show, the series,
you know, I'm talking about what Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, so
people went to Hollywood, how you know? You said it
was so fun working with Rodney Carrington show like that
one of the highlights. And that means a lot, not
just the money and the fame, but but people talking
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about the Morning Show that it is so they just
hate going into work because everybody is like on each
other's back, back biting behind us. Said, you just can't
imagine how it is having to go in.
Speaker 6 (44:20):
I mean, and you know that That's the thing that's
really fascinating about this business. It's like, how bad could
it be to be Reese Witherspoon on the Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I mean, how could that make you miserable? I don't
get it, but.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I'll run into that from time to time. You know,
it's uh, but you know most of it. I've been
very fortunate because most of the time I'm I get
hired by people who like to have fun. Generally don't
get hired by the people that are miserable.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right, that's awesome. Well, Nick, well we want to keep
in touch buddy, because I'm so maybe you can help
me after the radio. I'd like to be an influencer,
so they're teaching me how to do that, so that
should be really easy.
Speaker 16 (45:11):
Well are you laughing, Yeah, that's the new thing.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
That's the new thing. Well, I wanted to tell you
one thing I learned from doing y'all show, Okay, and
Leslie told me this. She said, after about the second
or third time that I did the John Boy and
Billy Show. She pulled me aside and she said, you've
got to stop laughing at your own joke. Well, she said,
they laugh enough for everybody. If you laugh to it's
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just ten minutes of laughing. You stop laughing at your
own joke.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
She is awesome. You need to listen to her about
everything I do.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
I do.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I've had to for nine years. I've had to listen
to her about everything. That's awesome. Man, that's awesome. Then Hollywood,
another record broke by the Great Nick seriously married.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Very grateful to you guys. You've been a good friend
to me over the years. I hate to see you go.
I can't believe that. Well, I can't believe you blasted
this long.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Well, Nick, we really appreciate the phone call in your
friendship over the years. Man, we've we've had a blast.
Like I was gonna say, I, Oh, we can't keep
in touch, you know, even after we leave it.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
They do that.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Let's do that, all right, Tay, that's the one thing. Okay, Nick,
we got it, buddy, Thank you so much. It was
updating you and watch chert. They won't let Nick. Well,
all right, good deal, buddy, Thank you very much. The
man Nick seeriously out of Hollywood, California, from the mountains
of North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Physical therapist.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Ali. Y'all, let's play beat the Blonde for the Big
Old Lord Tiger's Prize Pack one eight hundred big show.
You told free Line we got to contestant. Play next
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
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feel so.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Time hoping at them. Welcome to Tuesday Morning. We'll be
your hosts with a big show. It was October the
twenty eighth. Oh right, you got to have you the say,
(01:21):
oh god, yeah, October the twenty eighth. Okay, we got
that National first Responders Day. See some first responders moving
around in your world today, Maybe get a chance. I
don't buy the lunch. Get behind them, you see them.
I don't guess they go through the driving in the ambulance.
If you see them behind them, you know you can
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pay for their meal before. But we'll figure it out,
you know.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Not enough, Clarence, Clarence.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well there's a way. Thank you first responders. Nice you'll
chocolate day. Why don't get them a box of candy.
It might be kind of weird that they eat everything
you eat. I go, yeah, man, I had some. I
had some grouper I brought back from the coast, and uh,
I wanted a shout out to station number thirty two,
that's the one close to me where I live over there,
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and he's it. I said, hey, man, y'all want some
group of the cooking Firehouse And yeah, absolutely, so I'll.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Give you group.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah that was nice man, good fish. Oh I still
thinking about it, like maybe a little remorse for the gift. Yeah,
have to do it. So y'all try something like that.
If you ain't got any fish, you know, just make
sure something fresh out of your truck.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
He worried fresh.
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They prefer individually round.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Ah.
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Then we are saving up three dates in history where
we got on category and get that winning beginning. Maybe
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or being awake this morning? We could work it. We
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How about a blue emy prize pack is which has
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Big Show, you had her three days in history where
we're got our categories. It was October twenty eighth, sixteen
thirty six. Harvard University was founded in Cambridge, Massachusetts, sixteen
thirty six. My that like over one hundred years before
(03:44):
we were a country, that's right, sixteen thirty six? Yes,
are you sure?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Ice?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, well she's not now sick, that's I mean, okay,
all right, Columbus when at fourteen ninety two he discovered America.
No we No, that's right, you and your Columbus focks.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Yes, Harvard was founded on October twenty eight, sixteen thirty six.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
According to the Google machine.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I bet that, well.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Wow, Massachusetts Bay Colonies Legislative Assembly established the institution.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So the colony established the Institute.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So the college was named after John Harvard. Okay, he
earned the honor by donating a few hundred books and
a small amount of money. Here's twenty bucks. Get something.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
It was their first major benefactor, and that was.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Before before you could pay college athlete. So that was
the unli jas Packers do the team together later today
because he's old.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Enough known for their football team.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, let's move way up to nineteen twenty nine when
the first child is born on an aircraft a daughter too,
Mister and missus t w evans over Miami, Florida.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Now, what in the world machine doing?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It was early let me say the Wright brother there's
one word out there, kitty hawk. And after that.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
They decided not to let you travel during that trest.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh right, there's two. Finally a third category of nineteen
ninety six, Actor comedian Maury Amsterdam passed away in Los Angeles.
He's best known for playing Buddy Currell on The Dick
Van Dyke Show ninety six No Here we Go ninety six. Yeah, Mom,
old Buddy his his fictional wife on the show. You
(05:35):
remember her name, Pickles? That's right, yeah, Pickles wife that
you never saw.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
He was my favorite.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's the way to do it. You know, that's comedy gold. Actually,
you know, like we're talking about Fraser, Jackie's favorite white
people show like his brother. You know, Marison's wife. You
never see her. Right, that's that is comedy gold. You'all
write that down.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
One eight hundred big shows told free line. Come on,
we'll play out Birds get the winning beginning next.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
Good Tuesday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
In our feature track from the Big Show bed Box,
Marvin Webster the sexiest Halloween costumes for dogs. I believe
that is sexist. Oh well that makes a lot more sense.
But it is sexist the way you said sexist Halloween
costumes for dogs. Okay, good keyword dog costumes. And right now,
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let me that winning.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Outburst. Let's play out Burst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from
the Big Prize.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Be let's go contested number one this shot.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
It be a lot of fun when you're playing Outburst.
Have a hurry up and guest time, you have the
best time.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You have a big shots. Let's say I had on
Mark from Cantons, North Carolina. We shots Good morning, Mark.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
How are you man? We're good house. Everything up in
the hills this morning.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I'm doing great, this bold morning.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
May I know who like it? A damn Marvel. Let's
get you through these categories, Buddy, in five seconds, name
three universities. Ready to go, Howard, Georgia and Notre Dame.
Now give us three things you can find on an aircraft.
Ready go, Wayne's tail and engines and for the wind.
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Three characters from the Dick Van Dyke Show. Ready to go, Rob,
Buddy and Waura?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
All right? Where right?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Man and Laura Patrick? Ain't Mary Tyler Morris? She left
that show. We went to the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Everybody,
you know, we were gullible back then watching t everybody
thought they got divorced. You know, she was out wild Mark,
Way to go, Buddy, big old blue em you prize
Pike heads up the canton for you, all right, no
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doubt it, Buddy, hangover, Jackie wy A many hours oppa
you on the other side.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Worst costumes for this Halloween? You want to hear aboun
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Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning,
October the twenty eighth, three days Halloween, Sega's Top.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
Ten let's medlip from the Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Store over where Kmart used to be.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Here's Today's Big Show Top ten list. Top ten worst
Halloween costume ideas of the year. Number ten Mexican Guy
with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Number nine, Pine Needle guy with a truckload of Mexicans.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Number eight ozempic face Barbie, I don't know what that
looks like. Number seven, slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid
Rock with a bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light.
Number five, Gary Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with
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a two year old box of tin mints. Number four
drunken eight year old with a Mike's Hard Lemonade stamp.
Number three SpongeBob Dylan, he lives in a pineapple under
the season. Number two Doctor Oz Medicine Woman. And the
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worst costume idea of the year, afro Nerd.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I like several of those. Good Morning, that's a big
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seawing the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
And now it's story with your host Carl Childs.
Speaker 13 (12:06):
Since it's getting to be around Halloween, I reckon I
ought to tell a story set the mood for it.
I've been doing a bit of studying on the wolf feller.
I'll tell you about it if you owed me too.
What's upon a time? There's this fella named Larry Talbot.
He was big, raw bone with kindly a square head.
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Seems that he's on vacation in some foreign country over arm,
I reckon. He's seen about everything there was to see here.
Listened back in the black and white days, so there
weren't too much to go at to begin with. So
he thought he'd see what life would like. Somemer's else. Well, sir,
that notionud come back to bite him right on arm.
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He was doing what most Americans do when they someplace
ain't never been before, walking in the woods in the
middle of the night. It is all right, though, he
could say pretty good, on account of the moon was full.
That'll be important to remember later on case ain't paying
too close of attention, yon boy. Old Larry's good time
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took a turn for the worst when he heard this
girl screaming to beat the band. He run off to help.
Seems she getting chewed up by a wolf. Sure enough,
Old Larry jumped in there to help, and the wolf
got a hold of him too. Well, Old Larry had
this big cane that he was a walking with. He
was a mite fancy. He walloped the tar out of
that wolf with that big silverhead cane. That's important to
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remember too, Yon boy, well hit that wolf so hard,
killed him. Some old shriveled up gypsy Goal with an
apple head run out of the fog allar and watch
kill a wolf fur? What's kill a wolf fur? When
Larry looked over and wearing the wolf went down, there's
some old naked gypsy fella and leon ire instead. It
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had too much for him to handle. He passed plumb out.
Would Old Larry come to? He was in this gypsy camp.
They's eating and drinking and doing gypsy stuff. Some party
gal was dancing around the fire with a bunch of
wind chimes hanging off her clothes. That old applehead gypsy
Goal doesne bandited him up. She told him he didn't
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get bit by a wolf proper, he was one of
them weir wolves, and that on the next full moon
he gonna turn into old wolf too. Larry figured she
just is shining him on. He wandered off summers. I
reckon this old werewolf thing. Is the reason that wolf
makes folks so hot. Take them out of the pressure
off them. Wh There was other stuff like wear deer, wear, possums,
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wear weasels or whatnot. But the way I said, nobody'd
be afraid of a wear muskrad or a wear beaver
where skung might cost some trouble, but nothing that a
little bit of that feb breeze wouldn't fix. But I
don't want to get off track here too far. Oh Larry,
he is in a pickle all right. Months went by
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the night the full moon was supposed to come up.
He locked himself in his hotel room. There out come
to full moon and Larry started the twitching and a hollering.
But he didn't turn into a wolf. He turned into
a wolf feller, well, sir. He raised all kind of cane.
He was out there chasing cars and tree and cats.
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He even went so far as making stool in folks
yards there. Oh, Larry was a big boy. It worn't
like somebody left the Snickers bar in the driveway. There
was a good bit boy. Really stuck in their cross
was when he started killing folks. He chewed them up.
Good trouble was he didn't remember none of it. He'd
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wake up summers Buck naked and covered in leaves and blood. Well,
Sir Larry Daddy heard about this mess and come to help.
He tried to talk to Larry about getting some sort
of help. About that time the full moon come up.
Larry turned into wolf Feller again. His daddy grabbed Larry's
big old silver cane there to fight him off. He
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could have stopped him with a silver bullet, but the
old lonely ranger weren't nowhere around then. Wolf Feller Larry
drew a bead on him daddy. He started to move
in on him when he got a whip of his
daddy's fancy coloonne things sort of changed. Wolf Feller Larry
got hold of his daddy's shen and well, hm had
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his way with it. Folks started laughing seeing Larry's daddy
with a wolf fella climbing on his shin. There not
because he was funny, haha. Larry'sdaddy, saw Red started a
walloping him with that big silverheaded cane killed him. Nobody hollered,
what you kill wolf Feller, fir? What you kill wolf
(16:54):
Feller far? Because they pretty much knowed Moreland's story into
a wolf and kill folks you don't know. But if
you make whoope with your daddy shinbone and you get
bit to death with a silvererheaded cane, you probably had
to come in the end.
Speaker 12 (17:12):
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Speaker 13 (17:26):
Let's get a look at your shining boat.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No good more than everybody more big show to come.
Hang where you.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Are, yo? What's up?
Speaker 14 (17:38):
This is ike and for all of five while one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I'd listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the candle.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Patrick, never mind, he's out.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
It's a big show on the radio, rolling through your
Tuesday morning right dead, miss any of the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
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Risers podcast every Monday through Friday. After the broadcast. Lake
jerrys don't miss a minute of it here. I'm going
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Subscribe to us with a free iHeartRadio out. Way to
do that is hit the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
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Big Shows on a radio coming up. We played John
Boyjebrety always go do we get a winter? I mean,
somebody take home one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
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at the Big Show dot com. Hangout. We'll play for
it in minutes. Well, right now from the desk of
tator Tama News says what to watch, here's our girl,
Marcy Taytor Moran.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
How let's go see what people are watching at the
box office this past Fred clip. You know, people, Chainsawman
the movie opened at number one at the box office.
You're saying, what is Chainsawman the movie resart? Well, it's
a anime film, uh teenage angst Korean style, and.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You know it's in there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Number one. Wow, you can at least watch the trailer. No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Last week's top movie, black Phone two, dropped a second place.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It was Phone, My Phone, Black Phone. It's a horror.
I'm florring.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I think it's a sequel to the Black Phone.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
It's about a phone that rings. It's really not connected
to anything but the spiritual.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Alright, then it kind of is reminiscent of Saw, and
it's like they ran out of Saw movie numbers.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Did you watch the trailer? Watch the Oh good you
take it? There's ninety eight minutes back then.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
The romantic drama Regretting You, based on a novel of
the same name, debuted in third place.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
If you're into a drama, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You know, we really do love you.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I know I'm in it as much as you guys
like heard about it.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
So the Bruce Springsteen biopic Deliver Me from Nowhere starring
Jeremy Allen White kid from the Bear series on Netflix,
no different. No, it's a it's all right so anyway,
he stars as Bruce the Boss.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
It didn't do so well. It came out last weekend and.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
It came in fourth place. So no, the Bear is
on Netflix. It's about the chef in Chicago. They call
him the Bear and it's like season three and you know, no,
there's a whole big world out there in football.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
And trot.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Harry's came in number came in number number five. You're
gonna love the movie that's coming out.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
This Friday's rated R.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
It's a dark sci fi comedy based on a two
thousand and three South Korean cult hits Save the Green Planet.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I Love the Right. Let me tell you about it.
My friend.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Two conspiracy obsessed young men kidnap the high powered CEO
of a major company and they're convinced that she's an
alien intent on destroying planet Earth. By the way, this
is not an anime. These real people, uh, the world's
workers being akin to bees harvesting honey for their queen.
In this case, Emma Stone plays girl boss CEO and
(22:36):
Jess Jesse Plemons plays the guy that's the conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
You're going, who's that.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yes, there's a lot of promotional marketing going on for it,
which means, of course it must be bad. It's bad.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
And I had to look up that was like but
at ancient Mediterranean region Bogonia, or was a ritual based
on the belief that bees were spontaneously generated from a
cow's carcass.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So they stick her back up the cat.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
If she only had a cork pop, it would probably work,
all right?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Streaming or you are you?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Or Bo Buford or Beaufort? Come on, you're working with
me here? All right?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
And Burdock death in a family death that sounds like
family based on the true story, and there's some fictional
parts in it. It's an eight episode. Uh doc, yeah,
I give up to.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
All right, Well, good job, he's well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John boyd jebbardly review yesterday's question.
We found out in Bram Stoker's original Dracula novel, the
Count is described as having this distinctive physical characteristic, yet
(24:07):
no movie version has ever shown him with it. What
these are most must yes, not very sanitary. Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. What turns out screaming isn't the only thing
no one will hear you do in space because without gravity,
this bodily function is impossible.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
What is a fact? A fact you know?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Or it depends on where you were all making that.
So thank you for your one eight hundred Big Show
your toe free line across America. We played John Boorgeopardy next,
(25:09):
Good Morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. Ring
through your Tuesday Morning and our future track from the
Big Show, Big Box. Marvin Webster got sexist Halloween costumes
for dogs. Search for keywords dog costumes hit the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot com. Hey right now, let's
play shells live across America. It's John's Boy jefferdy oh
(25:30):
wow w and now your host.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
He had a bee land on his bare foot the
other day at the farm.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Long story short. Now he knows how to river dance.
He's a John Box. Let's say hated Darryl out of
Stewart's Draft Virginia. Good morning, Darryl, Good morning John. Are
you awesome body? Welcome in here? All right? Man, you
(25:57):
got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
See what you got? So I'm saying, turns out screaming
isn't the only thing no one will hear you do
in space, because without gravity, this bodily function is impossible.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I know what I want to say, but I know
it ain't right.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
But I'm gonna have to go with Burth going with
birth Pau the other end of Tater's guess. Let's see. Well, yeah, so,
by the way, of course, our research scientist Randy says,
(26:37):
you can poot in space, because I know that's why
everybody was thinking for this. But you won't like it.
Why won't you like it? Because in zero g gases
do not separate very efficiently from solids. Oh you know
what that means, shorting, don't do that in space. All right,
(27:03):
we're learning stuff space and Darrel, look at you winning
one hundred and twenty dollars where the bulls notot cleaning products.
They want to send that up. Hey, that's awesome, all
right now you hang on, Jack can hook you up. Hey, Johnny,
I want to congratulate you when your retirement and we're
going to miss you. But all good things must come
to an end. Thank you so much, Dae. We appreciate that,
(27:26):
buddy a man, absolutely Will you hang right there all
right now? It's your news right on the other side.
I remembering at Rayford for this Tuesday morning. Get an
entry into the Diary of Guarantees.
Speaker 16 (28:17):
Hey, hey, we're on the way and the big show
is on the radio. Roberty Rayferd kicking it off here,
and it won't be long before baseball season. I got
my start in the business of broadcasting sixty one years
ago this summer, calling baseball games play by play on
the radio. Before I did that, I was recruited to
play for the Philadelphia Phillies farm club team in my hometown.
(28:39):
I got sidetracked, got into broadcasting. I was still in
high school anyway, and if I'd played for them, then
I'd been ineligible for the next year of high school ball.
I was very good at the game, loved to play,
learn early on to get bored with the game, especially
when it ran into extra innings, and as I went
on in the broadcasting business, was repeatedly confronted with broadcasts
(29:02):
being extended because the ball game went on for so long,
and even in the nine innings of play, there was
so much dilly dallying around, talks on the mound between
the pitcher, the catcher and the manager, batters stepping out
of the batter's barking box, and the constant chewing and
spitting the baseball players do. Even back then, I thought
(29:23):
the game should be shortened, cut out all the dilly dallying,
even cut it from nine innings to seven innings and
do something about declaring a winner without playing extra innings.
That sometimes went on and on and on. And what
about all the time wasted arguing with the umpire? What
does that accomplish besides delaying the game?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Nothing?
Speaker 16 (29:43):
What about the childish behavior of the players When someone
gets hit by a pitch ball or some other little
variation of the game, they get into a fight and
the whole team both sides rush out of the dugout
into the field a pile on.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
So childish that happened.
Speaker 16 (30:00):
The umpire should just stop the game immediately at that
point and make them reschedule it another day, at least,
That's what I think. Robert d Ray for John Boyd
and Billy Show.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
Good morning, and it's a big short a radio you
want to Yeah, you can play Beat the.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Blonde in about thirty minutes, Bud right now and now
an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Bucy. All I can say
is hot digger, that ding dang dog. It's my favorite
time of year, Halloween, the season of the Witch, when
the dead rise from the grave, goobers and goblins and
(31:12):
ass grabbing gargoyles, invade the lives of normal people in
human monstros suck the life out of god fearing people
just trying to get a handful of outsized snickers. The
time of year when the world is brought to its
knees by the supernatural evil that.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Folks fear most. But since his Hollywood is just cold Friday.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Thrill, a chillaw kill, a time scarier than a needy mime.
It's a big time. It ain't teeny like Caitlin Jenner,
It's hollerweeny. We you've got a pretty mouth. Welcome to
the South of Los Angles Dake as time was again
(32:01):
to put up the world famous Beaucy House of Holy
weird Horrors. The hardest part of all of it is
being bigger, better, and bugger mannier than last year. But
Crazy Frankie and I were up to the challenge. First thing,
we moved the location.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Last year.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We had it at a closed Starbucks into Luca Lake,
but too many folks complained about all the sidewalk turds
and discarded hiphos. To be honest, Diary, most of that
butt mud was from me and Frankie. The crappers in
the store was out of order. Hey, at least we
throwed the turd tickets in the dumpster. So this year
(32:41):
we got a sweet deal on a closed big chain
drug store. Oh lord, it was a real mess inside,
so Frankie put a sign out front that said under renovations,
please no looters next day. Plead as are whistled. They
even stole the rats. Wipe your seat and wipe your feet.
(33:03):
Don't go pooping in the street. Come on in for
good old scare, but duty at home. That's playing fair
sniff sniff? Is that a stiff? Be it corpse or
be it crap? Just take a whiff. If you got
a duty, please don't chuck it. Use one of the
handy pickle buckets. Stink pickle, that is, sit a spell.
Take your drawers off, y'all use the badant now you
(33:26):
hear charge. This year's theme is Naked and the Freed.
That works on a couple levels. First off, in this
one of a kind horror haunted house, all the boogers
and haints will be plumb naked. The invisible man will
(33:48):
have his wedding tackle bandaged. The wolf Feller will be
stritting his fuzzy wolf whinger. Frankenstein's head ain't the only
thing bolted on what and the Bride of Frankenstein. She's
got stitches everywhere? Ev Rea where yew? Is it midnight
(34:14):
or is it noon? I'm naked with the creature from
the Black Lagoon? Am I crazy or drunk again? He's
got a crotch like Barbie's. Can don't be nasty or
a mean? He stopped making fun of my big green
waning Oh creature.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
The scales tickle.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, oh, he gets better.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Ladies and germs.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Folks that want to go through for Grandis gotta go
in the raw birthday suit, swinging free out there and
love it ever a midt it of it. Now that
might sound hot, but remember this is hollyweird. It's always
the ones you don't want to see in the raw
that's just gotta trot that mess out in public. So
(35:01):
the math works like this for everyone. Charlie's Throne look alike.
There's about one hundred girls that look like James Cordon.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You probably.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
But wepside is if they're too gross, you just tell
people as part of the nightmare experience, shiver me timbers
and pooping your pants. That's not some fat guy. That's
the blob doing a dance. That skinny old skeleton ain't
some zombie girl. It's Tina the meth head given bear
ass a world that ain't zits. That's her baby, a
(35:36):
minus cup that is. Don't hate the player, hate the same, y'all. Well, Diary,
I got Stiski daddle. I'm having lunch with Cher trying
to talk her into playing Medusa. I can feel myself
(35:57):
turning to stone already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, until next time.
X's and O's Gary Boom.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Shakes me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 15 (36:20):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you body their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begora, Good.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Morning, and it's a big show on the radio. And
I know we're hanging up the radio portion of the
Big Show here at the end of the year, and
after a fifty year run in broadcasting from me, RANDI
close to fifty as well. There and there you like
that forty five years in Charlotte, North Carolina, sort of
(37:30):
syndicating in nineteen ninety three, and then we'll here a
bunch of since we got the word out in a
bunch of y'alls, getting a lot of nice letters and
emails from y'all at the Big Show dot Com. Want
you to know we're keeping all of them. You know,
we talked about our listeners, how we got to, you know,
be involved in y'all's lives over the years and growing up.
(37:51):
I mean you talking about forty five years as the
same spot and then since ninety three syndicating, So a
lot of that happening. But you know, we had a
lot of employees running the Big Show different cities, in
towns across the country. Here's one like like I got
right here from Rob Kimball. I remember Robbie said, so
hard to hear the news of the end of a
great part of my life. I was the inn market
(38:12):
at WKLC and w AMX and Huntington, Charleston, West Virginia
from ninety six to nine. I live in Central Florida
now still stream the show every morning. I will miss it.
I was lucky enough to meet most of gall during
that time. Jackie was always my favorite. Fine Rayford actually
shook my hand and I was on the rafting trip
with him on the New River. I led the train
(38:34):
of motorcycles till the speedway almost wrecked the station vehicle
coming out of turn four. Good memories, I know, I
got plenty of those there. My wife and I were
in the studio one morning on our way to Myrtle Beach.
There are so many more memories I could share. God
bless all of you. My experience with the show will
stick with me forever, Big Show fan, forever. Rob Kimball,
thanks for that, Rob Man, I said one more right quick.
(38:57):
Here let's see here. This is from I can't see
the name, so oh, Edie Lee. Edie Lee here says,
please tell me y'all are not canceling the John, Boy
and Billy Show. My parents listened to you back in
the eighties. We lived in Marlborough County, South Carolina, which
is close to the North Carolina line, and so did
I during high school. I know I'm telling my age.
(39:19):
I graduated high school in eighty seven, but I listened
to your show every morning on my drive into work.
Both of my parents passed away over twenty years ago,
so your show is a connection to them. I will
definitely miss didn't you think about that aspect of it? Yeah,
please don't go like I told you, I'm old baby. Well,
(39:44):
I hope y'all will stay connected with us. Just check
on that John Boy Mither Facebook page when you wake
up in twenty twenty six and we're not on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
All right, And thanks for asking Jackie and I both
over thirty years.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Ups, you know thirty as at all. They didn't really
choose it. We forced you in good morning Big shows
on the radio. Coming up, we played Beating the Blonde
(40:20):
for a big Old Lord Tiger's prize pack. But first,
all right, I got a call from my old buddy,
Hollywood movie star Nick Searcy is on the line, sagitator
or tests me. He's lying from his physical therapist office.
So let's say what nigga's I'll do. Nick, Good morning, buddy,
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
I used to call you live from the set of
My Way that's motion picture, and now I'm calling you
live from my physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
How long I've been coming on this show? That that
is all the buddy, So what are you trying to fix?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Well, it's basically it's it's rotator tump. But that was
over a year and a half ago, and the physical
therapist said, well, that one's getting better, but the rest
of you's falling afourse.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Just keep coming. We'll figure out something to do. Just
keep coming. That's all we've been thinking about you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
Well, I was trying to think today, like, what was
the first time I came on the show? And I
think it's gotta have been back in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
At least, I would say.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
So, yeah, I've been coming on this show since nineteen
I think since Frida Green Damades came out, so that
was ninety two.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's right. It's crazy. That's a long time, it really is.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
And I have learned a lot, you know, when Friday
Green Tomatoes came out, that's kind of what got me started.
And so then I started getting more parts where I
beat up women because that's what I did, you know,
and it's like, okay, that's the guy that beats up women.
So I kept, you know, and I kept doing them
because we were you know, I needed the money, so
(42:02):
I kept playing all these parts and I finally go
to Leslie and I said, I don't know, I don't
get it. Why do you think I keep getting all
these parts where I've beat up women? And she said, well,
you don't look like you could beat up.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
A man run type cast for that.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Right, And I've had to put up with that for
thirty nine years from.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Her Nick looking just looking back us, Oh you, I
know you're not retiring. We are, But when you look back,
what were some highlights of your career? I mean, so
most of our listeners know, you know, you're You're from
your North Carolina boy, and you man made it big
(42:44):
in Hollywood. Now to do that, that's just an awesome
journey you've had, buddy. I have been very, very fortunate.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
I mean, Justified of course was a really big deal
for me to get that show and that that that
was great. But I got to say, probably my favorite
thing I ever did was that sitcom with Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
That was so much fun.
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
You know.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
And but they've been you know, it's I've been very lucky,
and they won't leave me alone. I'm doing a couple
episodes of Reacher this year. Oh no, it's cool. It's crazy.
I think I'm retired. And then they I've tried to
drive them away every way that I.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
And they've just been awful.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
I made documentaries about January sixth, and they still keep
coming out.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I know, I know that was for sure. Get you
black List didn't chicked off everything?
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Well, I've tried, tried, they won'tlist.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
And nig And I want to ask you about this
because we were talking about this at home. Somebody will know.
I won't mention names. But but the Morning Show, the series,
you know, I'm talking about what Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, so
people went to Hollywood, how you know? You said it
was so fun working with Rodney Carrington show like that
one of the highlights. And that means a lot, not
just the money and the fame, but but people talking
(44:07):
about the Morning Show that it is so they just
hate going into work because everybody is like on each
other's back, back biting behind us. Said, you just can't
imagine how it is having to go in.
Speaker 6 (44:20):
I mean, and you know that That's the thing that's
really fascinating about this business. It's like, how bad could
it be to be Reese Witherspoon on the Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I mean, how could that make you miserable? I don't
get it, but.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I'll run into that from time to time. You know,
it's uh, but you know most of it. I've been
very fortunate because most of the time I'm I get
hired by people who like to have fun. Generally don't
get hired by the people that are miserable.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right, that's awesome. Well, Nick, well we want to keep
in touch buddy, because I'm so maybe you can help
me after the radio. I'd like to be an influencer,
so they're teaching me how to do that, so that
should be really easy.
Speaker 16 (45:11):
Well are you laughing, Yeah, that's the new thing.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
That's the new thing. Well, I wanted to tell you
one thing I learned from doing y'all show, Okay, and
Leslie told me this. She said, after about the second
or third time that I did the John Boy and
Billy Show. She pulled me aside and she said, you've
got to stop laughing at your own joke. Well, she said,
they laugh enough for everybody. If you laugh to it's
(45:37):
just ten minutes of laughing. You stop laughing at your
own joke.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
She is awesome. You need to listen to her about
everything I do.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
I do.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I've had to for nine years. I've had to listen
to her about everything. That's awesome. Man, that's awesome. Then Hollywood,
another record broke by the Great Nick seriously married.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Very grateful to you guys. You've been a good friend
to me over the years. I hate to see you go.
I can't believe that. Well, I can't believe you blasted
this long.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Well, Nick, we really appreciate the phone call in your
friendship over the years. Man, we've we've had a blast.
Like I was gonna say, I, Oh, we can't keep
in touch, you know, even after we leave it.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
They do that.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Let's do that, all right, Tay, that's the one thing. Okay, Nick,
we got it, buddy, Thank you so much. It was
updating you and watch chert. They won't let Nick. Well,
all right, good deal, buddy, Thank you very much. The
man Nick seeriously out of Hollywood, California, from the mountains
of North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Physical therapist.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Ali. Y'all, let's play beat the Blonde for the Big
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