November 4, 2025 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new edition of “What to Watch”.. - Rabbi Myron Bergstein reviews the new movie, “Roof Man” - it’s based on the true story about a criminal who evaded police by hiding out in a Toys-R-Us store.. - More madness has occurred in College Football and Mark Packer covers it all with his Southern Fried Football report.. - John Boy interviews himself (by request).. - and Mr. Rhubarb will wrap us up with his lesson on Beer and Politics…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
God do to do up and out on them.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It is Tuesday morning, November the fourth is election day,
so get out and vote. You go on vote right,
you know, hey, go vote. You ain't got to tell
nobody what you're doing back here behind that curtain. Well
this is new now that reds it off here. I'm
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just looking man, it's November already. We got two months
before we retire from the radio, so okay, then time
running out. I just won't go to know when you
wake them.
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We ain't on the radio.
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John Moore Billy facebook page, so you kind of keep
up with us and take goes me why we announced
that retirement and then we put it on the John
Wore Milly facebook page. Uh, said a lot of beat
that meta deal, what is that? The AI says, why
is John Bore retiring? Puts this that on the Facebook? Yeah,
and we'll say and I say, yeah, let's find out
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why I'm retired. And they looked at this because he
says he's old. We can't keep it keep that pace
up for y'all.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
They lifted it out of your video.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
That's right, you did say, that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That was just a throwaway.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And then then when we looked at the girls and
the stick panned over to the corner, it was Jackie
Taytor and you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I don't know why Meta didn't you know, jump in
on that. Have encourage that. I didn't scroll through the questions.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I mean there was a whole like if you would have,
you would have slid that bar to the left, it
would have had more questions.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh yeah, well check that out when I get hold
what's the number one for what? Let's uh, let's wake
up here to snow. For November the fourth, it's National
Candy Day.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Missed it?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, about five days off of the trigger treat and
then it's National Chicken Lady Day.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Y'all know what's what's the chicken lady like miles. Never
boys in the holler, girl, lighty, yeah, just go ahead,
this so across the line.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
There is twenty twenty four on this date, one year
ago today.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This caught my eye.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Findings from a new survey of Japanese teenagers revealed only
a fifth of fifteen to eighteen year old boys had
experienced their first kiss. That's the lowest level since nineteen
seventy four. Japanese boys fifteen to eighteen the ain't kissed
the girl. Yeah, and I know why. And I don't
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all them little Japanese girls. They're all over social media.
They high maintenance.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I can tell all.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It was growing up with like little Japanese girl teenagers.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That'd be tough. I'm feel for y'all boys. Girl. I'm
over the boys.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, them girls, I mean you see them?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, bye, I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Sorry, she doesn't want to confess to looking at young teenage.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I won't say anything, you know, nasty or not.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Are you saying because they're kind of effeminate? Is that
what you're leading to?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I really don't know. It's just like a gut feeling.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, I think they're they're just being gentlemen. That's what
I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, all right, Tody, you go okay, that can't be Yeah,
all right, well we'll figure about that later. All right,
go back to working on your chicken lady voice.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
All right, we'll get to winning beginning here in minutes. Yeah,
we're a wag.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
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Speaker 1 (05:04):
Here you go with three dates in history.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Were we got our category so you can win the
big prize pack out We were before there was nineteen
sixty one singer Bob Dylan earned twenty bucks for his
first concert at Carnegie Hall toly fifty people showed up,
So that was pretty good. Move up to nineteen eighty nine.
Rookie NBA center David Robinson started his first home game
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in San Antonio by throwing up on the court well
in stead of nerves. However, he blamed a bad Fahita
he had eaten in Milwaukee. The Admiral David Robinson. Finally,
on this date in twenty twenty four, Oh, I was
a Japanese teenager, said all right, why we already covered that.
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Japanese teenagers. They ain't kiss the girl yet and they're eighteen.
All right, so let's do it one eight hundred big show,
you told free line. We play out birds next.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Good morning, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
A big show on the radio's Tuesday morning. Let's see
what our feature track from the Big Show bid bies.
Oh yes, mister Rubar, how beer helped shape American politics?
Keywords beer politics on this election day?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
All right, now, we.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Actors, let's play outturs. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shon boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize be let's go contesting number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun. You have
them the way up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
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Hey?
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Right, thank you.
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Well, let's get you through these three categories and get
that prize.
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Packed to you. You ready, I'm ready.
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Well, let's start off with five, no, three, Sorry, I'm
gonna throw two more. Three famous bobs ready, go okay, Bob, Billy,
Bob Newhart, Bob Marker, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Just like that. And you know it, said the bobs
from office Space.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That would have been too right there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, there we go, good job, man. Let's go
category number two. Three things in a fahita. Ready, all right, We've.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Got steak, chicken, and cheese.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
My good thing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
The Spanish word for go dos right, that means too
learn that from the beer commercial whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
System.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Here we go, buddy, let's get you that prize pack
so they'll quit talking to me. Three kinds of kisses ready,
go okay, kids on the limbs, on the cheek and
on the forehead.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Like branch or you know, closed mouths or hit me.
I wouldn't go in there.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah you're right, Hey, handy, you did it, buddy, big
on l Let's tractor price back headed over to Arkansas
to you, Pa.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Congratulations, Hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Thank you all right, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Water went the hour and top of you a news.
Ain't you all alert?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
First thing in the morning, said, hey, you didn't play
swerving Robert o' keine yesterday.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
We'll make it up to you right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
H good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, so yesterday, Monday morning's the time we usually play
swerving on Monday morning song or e ka. We didn't
get to it cause had a bunch of Hicks that
I had to work in. It was a mini movie,
not the regular Hicks. So let's go every morning. So
let's take care of you, Robert Arkeane fans, And it
is Earlis first of the week.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's that.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
That's done by Robert.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Earl Keane is being lying to bet.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yes that seven last.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming
in my life.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
And it's causing lots of thanger.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm a honking on my horror line.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
I'm shooting you the phone, keep switching.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
On my bride lines. Just to him.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
When you're swerving all lives, Pie way, you're running someone.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Off the ride.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
bove another. How else could I feed? But nowing you
run into me, I can't believe I could not see
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her all thank up, the only ones at the waiting.
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, Oh why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Driving a big show.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Good morning, it's the big show, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, Halloween is over.
Speaker 11 (13:23):
Of course, the Big Girls decided to do another Haunted house.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This year.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
They threw caution to the wind. With typical gusto and
much labored breathing, they created their best work yet. The
spine chilling, the sphincter puckering, the quadruple chin trembling, the
House of zero calories.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Ooh, let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (13:53):
They spent a good part of September thinking about what
would be a truly terrifying Haunted house something that would
be uniquely different, yet enough to draw gasps from even
the most jaded spectator. Everyone has done monsters, or torture
chambers or demonic possession. So I asked them what terrified them.
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They looked at each other and all chortled like three
pasty faced job of the huts. Maybe a snack would
help get them in the proper frame of mind. Wife
rolled into the pantry to discover there was only one
box of cookies left, and they were sugar free. The
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high pitched screams of abject terra set dogs howling blocks away,
and in that moment they knew their theme. Everyone was
trapped in a world where people only ate healthy Ooh.
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Night had their husky friends lined up around the block.
There were only about thirty of them, but that's the
same as nearly two hundred normal people.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
In the years before, they had a track laid out
through the house and into various rooms that were rascal accessible,
But this year, to make it even more horrific, the
pathway had to be traversed on foot. Gas As you
walked in the front room, you were in complete darkness.
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The door locked behind you, and then suddenly the lights
flashed on and you are surrounded by vegetables floor to ceiling,
the vegetable gauntlet. As they walked, it narrowed and narrowed
as you got to the exit, until they almost had
to touch them. And they no sooner escaped that scenario,
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only to wind up in their version of pure hell
home gym, skinny girls on treadmills, and guys lifting weights
trying to tempt them like demonic devils to join in.
It was a battle of hormones versus laziness.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, laziness won.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
When that horror was navigated, they wound up in the garage,
which was filled waist deep with popcorn about four feet deep.
While wading through each and everyone anxiously grabbed a handful
and stuffed it into their mouths. And that's when they
found out they'd wandered into the unbuttered zone. Oh believe me,
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the tears flowed, and if they weren't crying enough, what
happened next would do the trick. A room full of perky, optimistic,
enthusiastic Jenny.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sign here, sign here.
Speaker 11 (17:05):
You'd have thought they were face to face with Freddy Krueger.
Their escape was in sight with a sign that said,
this way to the oasis. As they squeezed through the portal,
the aroma of chocolate filled the air. They squealed and
grunted like hogs led a slaughter. And before them was
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a majestic chocolate fountain, seven layers. It gurgled and bubbled
a frothy brown torrent. Guests were able to grab available cups,
scoop and drink deeply. And that's when the treat turned
into a trick. They were drinking double fudge slim fast.
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Once their educated palettes discovered that, they spit it out
all over the place. It looked like the Green Bay
packers had explosive diarrhea. Oh dear God. They thought this
has to be the end. And as they exited, they
had to pass a man dressed as an executioner. He
was wielding a sledgehammer and he was using it to
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destroy a deep fryer. We had several attendees fate. Luckily,
we had some emergency personnel on hand to resuscitate them
by waving French fries under their noses.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
All in all, it was a great success.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
On closing night, I rewarded their hard work with a
big dish of their favorite hard candy, but I tricked
them with sugar free. They're letting me back in the
house on Thanksgiving because I have to cook.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
So you got a spare room out there on the farm.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Good Morning, A Big Shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you, mog. It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Say.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous.
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Hey, he's adorable, good Man, Hanna's a big show on
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it's a classic right there at the Big Show dot com.
It's one to watch from tator tament News. Up next,
Big Show rolls on. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Are right now from the desk of Taylor Taman News,
It's what to watch. Here's Marcy tater Moran.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Box office review. Yeah better.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Top five at the box office this weekend. Number one
went to Regretting You. It's a romance movie. It stars
McKenna grace, It has Scott Eastwood in It did very well.
Dave Franco So they were number two last week and
number one this week.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Black Phone to the.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Scary horror movie came in second place. Chainsaw Man the
movie Resie Arc that was the anime movie and it
was number one last week, came.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
In third this week.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
K Pop Demon Hunters, Yes, was back in the theaters
and it is number four.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well they take it out and then put it back.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah yeah, smart who took but remember we went over all?
This came in fifth place. All movies out this Friday.
Predator bad Lands. Been seeing the trailer A lot of
trailers you see about this. One stars Ellie Fanning and
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a young predator outcast from his clan finds an unlocked
likely ally on his journey in search of the Ultimate adversary.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
This is one where he carries half a woman on
his back. I mean literally, she's missing her torso.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Like her spines hanging out.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, of course she did that with c G.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
I but when but wait, when they were filming it,
she actually was strapped to his back.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The actress was through all of the.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Good thing was Ellie because she's a tiny girl.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
A Nuremberg is also out. It's a World War two
psychiatrist or it's a movie about a World War two
psychiatrist who evaluates Nazi leaders before the Nuremberg trials.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
It stars Russell Crowe, Rommy Malik, the guy from Bohemian Rhapsody,
and Colin Hanks.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Is the guy that played what was that his real mouth?
I think they had teeth. I think they had fad That's.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What was on the Bothy had some choppers.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You know what I'm talking about? That? Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
They're gonna put them up at an auction from tops
if you want.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I already got a pair of bump teeth. Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
And the last movie coming out that's worth mentioning it's
a comedy Lost and Found in Cleveland stars Martin Sheen
and John Lovett's a twenty four hour slice of life
following five people whose past cross when an antiques appraisal
TV show This is their Midwestern city, exploring their personal
journeys amidst the post industrial American dream.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Am and zus John Lovett worth a million dollars. Yeah,
that's yeah. They're by Farah Fawcet's I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, I appreciate it, Babit. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question we found
out Morgan Freeman, Groucho Mars, George Burns, James Garner, and
Martin Sheen. Well, how about that Martin Sheen and Morgan
all right here in this question from yesterday, Well, they
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all played this character in the movies or TV.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Remember that, Taya?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
What is God?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a survey conducted by
g Q magazine, doctor and lawyer still take the number
one and number two slots for sexist, No sexiest. I
found out sexiest male occupation. All right, we were looking
for what we are looking for?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Number three what is syndicated morning radio hosts? Yes, all right,
I gotta find a new question.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Sexist, but you all got one. Ain't undred big show?
You told free Line. We played John boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's a big show on the radio, all right, Ran
it did the math forty five years. We've been as
a show on the radio thirty two years in syndication.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Thank you very much, Yeah, very well. It is long. Yeah,
I can add those up coases on paper. That's seventy No,
seven years.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
No, we're not adding up.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
One is a continuation of the other.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm good, you are, you got it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Let's look at our fature drifting. Make your big boxes,
mister rubarb. How beer helps shape American politics?
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I can go for one.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now yours beer.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Politics when you hit the big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
It's John boy jeminy Hey speaking of beer in politics.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
My friends and I I like beer, drank beer, still
like beer.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Yeah, we drank beer sometimes, probably had too many beers,
and we drank beer.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
We liked beer beers, John Bard, you know who that was,
Judge kavanav Judge Kavanaugh. Let's spring cord jous. All, let's
say who we got here.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
We got shown at a Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, shown. No,
let's try Alex in Piedmont, South Carolina. Alex is that
you no less.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Friends and I liked beer.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, well, let me let me go and try this way.
Alex is that you.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yes, right.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Right, Well, y'all, let's uh, let's see what you got
I mean, Alex, let's see what you got.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, I think he's got good another I just retire now,
you know? All right?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
So all right, I got the phone figured out here.
It looks like so this is Alex.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Let me Mark. I'm gonna keep calling you so off
on Margot. I don't know what happened to show baby.
He's somewhere in Hot Springs, Arkansas. All right, Alex.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
According to a survey conducted by GQ magazine, doctor and
lawyer still take the number one and number two slots
for sexiest male occupation like money. No, no, don't treat
our women like that. Well, we're looking for the number
three occupation on the list of sexiest male occupations. So
(27:39):
what you think, Alex, I'm gonna go with carpenter A carpenter.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well, let's see.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, I know why because Kurt Russell was one in overboard.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's always for a lot of things, liking overalls, likeing carpenters,
saw their long hair.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
All engratulations buddy, Begoda blue Emu Price back head down.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
To Piedmont for you.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You got it, buddy. I gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Bottom of the hour on top of your news riding
on the other side. I remember in Rayford for this
Tuesday morning it started.
Speaker 12 (29:01):
Big shows on the radio again and again Rayford with
something I have said before, so don't try to stop me.
If you've heard it before, gonna tell it again. Why
is it every time somebody has a big party, they
think they have to have a band, A band, you know,
A band of people playing various kinds of so called
musical instruments, usually the string kind. No, not the RESTful
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sounds made by Segovia or Lorendo Meda, but hooked up
to amplifiers with enough electrical amplification to blast a hole
in a prison wall. And of course they are drums.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Not enough.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
The drums can beat loudly enough to carry across the continent,
but they have to amplify them then there's the singer
must have no voices, but they too are hooked up
to amplifiers designed to run anyone out of a normal
environment where human beings gather. They get their bows right
up to the mic. That's because they have no voices
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of their own, and they like a banshee with words
no one could possibly understand, even if you wanted to
understand them. And usually a bunch of long haired, leftover
hippie freaks who don't give a damn attitude does nothing
for the civilized ambience of the party. Never notice, as
the party starts. Before the band arrives, people can actually
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carry on conversations. But watch out. Here comes the band
setting up with their calling cards, guitars and drums and big,
huge speakers and even bigger amplifiers. And they set up.
And that's when I leave the party, because I know
that when they start, their god awful noise carry to
the tenth power possible decibels, all conversation has to cease. Hey,
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next time you invite me to a party, please put
on the invitation right by the RSVP. Whether you've hired
a band or not. A band of wailing aborigines. I
call him Robert d Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Good morning this election Day, Tuesday, November the fourth. Well,
if you're thinking about a movie this weekend and can't
make up your mind, our man in the Isles is
back with another review over current release. So let's welcome
back to the Big Show. Rabbi Myron Bergstein, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Show, Abby Hobbies, Watch Heptic, Big Show Gang. Much new
in Gooberville.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well, the newest thing is I've decided to become an influencer.
Speaker 11 (31:54):
What you know, an influencer on the internet. Hey, I'll bite.
Why do you suppose to influence?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Well, let me show you my first video. Well, let's
see what I can pull out on my butt this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
How do you like that? It's Comedy Gold.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
What the hell did I just That's not comedy Gold.
That's not even comedy brands. That's small like comedy Aluminum.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well that's hurtful.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
Why are you supposed to be influencing people to stay
off the internet, influence people that dice like box Car Willie,
influence people.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
To go on a diet. You know, it's just for fun?
Speaker 11 (32:50):
Who you because as a member of the audience, all
you're doing is pishing me off.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, woy, So what movie did you? And somebody doesn't
want to talk about it? Suit yourself.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
Well, it's been a slow time at the old picture show.
I don't really look ahead at what's coming out, mostly because.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't care. I got a life.
Speaker 11 (33:17):
I look, I see what's playing and pick something based
on the title. And that's why I saw Roof, Guy
Rufman Man, guy dude.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Schmuck, Who the hell cares?
Speaker 11 (33:30):
I just saw the title and thought, Wow, these superhero
flicks have run out of ideas.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But it wasn't about that.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
It was about the story of a guy who robs
McDonald's joints and finds up living in the attic of
a toy store. And you know what, it happened right
here in this very town. I remember that. Please stop
trying to make it all about you. It stars the
Magic Mike and the little Big bean teeth girl from
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the Spider Fellow Picture.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You know, a lot of people like this movie. I
was not one of them.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
I didn't hate it, But when you walk into a
movie expected to see a crime fighting roof, it's kind
of a letdown.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
How's a resid the cat ah?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
You know they okay, But the guy who plays the
store manager Mitch, he is great. He's a little patient.
Who was in that game of Dragon show? The great
Peter Sellers.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Peter Dinkleije. Who the guy you're thinking of is Peter Dinklige.
Speaker 11 (34:32):
I thought that was the guy who wasn't an actor,
he was a movie star.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Dammit.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
That's Peter o'tool.
Speaker 11 (34:39):
I thought that was the guy who would have been
even a better detective if he had two eyes.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's Peter Faulk. I thought that was the putting on
the reds guy. That's Peter O'Boyle.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
I thought that was the sissy boy who had a
little winged fairy acting as his beard.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's Peter pan.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
I thought that was the guy who had a wife
but couldn't keep her.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's Peter Peter Pumpkin Eaters.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
I thought that was the girl with the baby doll
voice and the giant bazoombas.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
That's Bernadette Peters. Who the hell am I thinking Peter danklice. Oh,
he was great in them pink Lion movies. Is that
your minky bow? Now that's a comedy. Go So what
did you think?
Speaker 11 (35:26):
I think you should just wrap off some of his
bits instead of this original comedy coming out of your bungho.
The movie ah, well, you know, I give it to
Yamaka's and that's generous. It's so slow and stupid you
could have directed it. There's a few funny moments, but
you know, what the hell do I know? I'm sure
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there's people out there who are gonna love it, and
maybe that's a better use of their time than flooding
the streets crying about a king who doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I mean, is everybody stupid these days?
Speaker 11 (36:01):
I'm sure there's lots of moms out there thankful that
their basements are empty for.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
A few hours.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
You know, instead of teaching kiddies about Peep's and Wee Wiz,
they should spend a couple of semesters teaching history.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Then you could spend a.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
Couple bucks supporting the Hollywood you claim to adore so much,
instead of making a fool yourself stopping around the city
with misspelled signs telling the world you're nothing but a
dumb bastard. But you know, I'm willing to listen to
your side, your bastard, and.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Don't forget see them at Nay, it's cheaper. Good morning,
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Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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God, I didn't hear.
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All right, and let's get back to the wonderful voice
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We getting y'all's letters and emails of course, Mars emails
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It is man like. Here's on the Facebook wall.
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Alexandria Martin says, my parents listen to y'all every morning.
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On the way to school. We would stop and get
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I now listen then do the same with my children.
One Elver run cheers the retirement. Thank you, Alexandri. We've
heard a lot of that, you know, going on that
y'all grew up. And now when we've been on the
picture over in forty five years and syndicating, that's just
you know, in Charlotte, around North Carolina, South Carolina where
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we've been, but started syndicating in ninety three minute oh three,
oh ninety three and minutes oh three, No, it's thirteen, right,
huh how many years that we've been doing it?
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Forty five, yes, forty five just coming. I'm trying to
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I wanted to actually get it into my head because I've
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When that.
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Is awesome, man, Thank y'all so much. All right? Did
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So?
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Where we going here?
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Oh?
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Yes, we're gonna have us a fun tater song and
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Okay, good memories. The show rolls on.
Good morning.
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
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funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
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I ain't gotten the gaze.
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God do to do up and out on them.
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It is Tuesday morning, November the fourth is election day,
so get out and vote. You go on vote right,
you know, hey, go vote. You ain't got to tell
nobody what you're doing back here behind that curtain. Well
this is new now that reds it off here. I'm
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just looking man, it's November already. We got two months
before we retire from the radio, so okay, then time
running out. I just won't go to know when you
wake them.
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Check the Big Show dot com when you can, the
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that retirement and then we put it on the John
Wore Milly facebook page. Uh, said a lot of beat
that meta deal, what is that? The AI says, why
is John Bore retiring? Puts this that on the Facebook? Yeah,
and we'll say and I say, yeah, let's find out
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why I'm retired. And they looked at this because he
says he's old. We can't keep it keep that pace
up for y'all.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
They lifted it out of your video.
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That's right, you did say, that's yeah.
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That was just a throwaway.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And then then when we looked at the girls and
the stick panned over to the corner, it was Jackie
Taytor and you.
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I don't know why Meta didn't you know, jump in
on that. Have encourage that. I didn't scroll through the questions.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I mean there was a whole like if you would have,
you would have slid that bar to the left, it
would have had more questions.
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Oh yeah, well check that out when I get hold
what's the number one for what? Let's uh, let's wake
up here to snow. For November the fourth, it's National
Candy Day.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Missed it?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, about five days off of the trigger treat and
then it's National Chicken Lady Day.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Y'all know what's what's the chicken lady like miles. Never
boys in the holler, girl, lighty, yeah, just go ahead,
this so across the line.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
There is twenty twenty four on this date, one year
ago today.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This caught my eye.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Findings from a new survey of Japanese teenagers revealed only
a fifth of fifteen to eighteen year old boys had
experienced their first kiss. That's the lowest level since nineteen
seventy four. Japanese boys fifteen to eighteen the ain't kissed
the girl. Yeah, and I know why. And I don't
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all them little Japanese girls. They're all over social media.
They high maintenance.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I can tell all.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It was growing up with like little Japanese girl teenagers.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That'd be tough. I'm feel for y'all boys. Girl. I'm
over the boys.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, them girls, I mean you see them?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, bye, I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Sorry, she doesn't want to confess to looking at young teenage.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I won't say anything, you know, nasty or not.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Are you saying because they're kind of effeminate? Is that
what you're leading to?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I really don't know. It's just like a gut feeling.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, I think they're they're just being gentlemen. That's what
I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, all right, Tody, you go okay, that can't be Yeah,
all right, well we'll figure about that later. All right,
go back to working on your chicken lady voice.
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we're a wag.
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Were we got our category so you can win the
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sixty one singer Bob Dylan earned twenty bucks for his
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So that was pretty good. Move up to nineteen eighty nine.
Rookie NBA center David Robinson started his first home game
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in San Antonio by throwing up on the court well
in stead of nerves. However, he blamed a bad Fahita
he had eaten in Milwaukee. The Admiral David Robinson. Finally,
on this date in twenty twenty four, Oh, I was
a Japanese teenager, said all right, why we already covered that.
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Japanese teenagers. They ain't kiss the girl yet and they're eighteen.
All right, so let's do it one eight hundred big show,
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A big show on the radio's Tuesday morning. Let's see
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Oh yes, mister Rubar, how beer helped shape American politics?
Keywords beer politics on this election day?
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Actors, let's play outturs. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shon boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize be let's go contesting number one.
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Packed to you. You ready, I'm ready.
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Well, let's start off with five, no, three, Sorry, I'm
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Just like that. And you know it, said the bobs
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That would have been too right there.
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All right, there we go, good job, man. Let's go
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Got steak, chicken, and cheese.
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Water went the hour and top of you a news.
Ain't you all alert?
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First thing in the morning, said, hey, you didn't play
swerving Robert o' keine yesterday.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
We'll make it up to you right on the other side.
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H good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Yeah, so yesterday, Monday morning's the time we usually play
swerving on Monday morning song or e ka. We didn't
get to it cause had a bunch of Hicks that
I had to work in. It was a mini movie,
not the regular Hicks. So let's go every morning. So
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That's that.
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That's done by Robert.
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Earl Keane is being lying to bet.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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Yes that seven last.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming
in my life.
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You keep swerving in my life.
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And it's causing lots of thanger.
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I'm a honking on my horror line.
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I'm shooting you the phone, keep switching.
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On my bride lines. Just to him.
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When you're swerving all lives, Pie way, you're running someone.
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Off the ride.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
bove another. How else could I feed? But nowing you
run into me, I can't believe I could not see
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her all thank up, the only ones at the waiting.
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
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I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, Oh why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Driving a big show.
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Good morning, it's the big show, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, Halloween is over.
Speaker 11 (13:23):
Of course, the Big Girls decided to do another Haunted house.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This year.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
They threw caution to the wind. With typical gusto and
much labored breathing, they created their best work yet. The
spine chilling, the sphincter puckering, the quadruple chin trembling, the
House of zero calories.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Ooh, let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (13:53):
They spent a good part of September thinking about what
would be a truly terrifying Haunted house something that would
be uniquely different, yet enough to draw gasps from even
the most jaded spectator. Everyone has done monsters, or torture
chambers or demonic possession. So I asked them what terrified them.
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They looked at each other and all chortled like three
pasty faced job of the huts. Maybe a snack would
help get them in the proper frame of mind. Wife
rolled into the pantry to discover there was only one
box of cookies left, and they were sugar free. The
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high pitched screams of abject terra set dogs howling blocks away,
and in that moment they knew their theme. Everyone was
trapped in a world where people only ate healthy Ooh.
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Night had their husky friends lined up around the block.
There were only about thirty of them, but that's the
same as nearly two hundred normal people.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
In the years before, they had a track laid out
through the house and into various rooms that were rascal accessible,
But this year, to make it even more horrific, the
pathway had to be traversed on foot. Gas As you
walked in the front room, you were in complete darkness.
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The door locked behind you, and then suddenly the lights
flashed on and you are surrounded by vegetables floor to ceiling,
the vegetable gauntlet. As they walked, it narrowed and narrowed
as you got to the exit, until they almost had
to touch them. And they no sooner escaped that scenario,
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only to wind up in their version of pure hell
home gym, skinny girls on treadmills, and guys lifting weights
trying to tempt them like demonic devils to join in.
It was a battle of hormones versus laziness.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, laziness won.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
When that horror was navigated, they wound up in the garage,
which was filled waist deep with popcorn about four feet deep.
While wading through each and everyone anxiously grabbed a handful
and stuffed it into their mouths. And that's when they
found out they'd wandered into the unbuttered zone. Oh believe me,
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the tears flowed, and if they weren't crying enough, what
happened next would do the trick. A room full of perky, optimistic,
enthusiastic Jenny.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sign here, sign here.
Speaker 11 (17:05):
You'd have thought they were face to face with Freddy Krueger.
Their escape was in sight with a sign that said,
this way to the oasis. As they squeezed through the portal,
the aroma of chocolate filled the air. They squealed and
grunted like hogs led a slaughter. And before them was
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a majestic chocolate fountain, seven layers. It gurgled and bubbled
a frothy brown torrent. Guests were able to grab available cups,
scoop and drink deeply. And that's when the treat turned
into a trick. They were drinking double fudge slim fast.
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Once their educated palettes discovered that, they spit it out
all over the place. It looked like the Green Bay
packers had explosive diarrhea. Oh dear God. They thought this
has to be the end. And as they exited, they
had to pass a man dressed as an executioner. He
was wielding a sledgehammer and he was using it to
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destroy a deep fryer. We had several attendees fate. Luckily,
we had some emergency personnel on hand to resuscitate them
by waving French fries under their noses.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
All in all, it was a great success.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
On closing night, I rewarded their hard work with a
big dish of their favorite hard candy, but I tricked
them with sugar free. They're letting me back in the
house on Thanksgiving because I have to cook.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
So you got a spare room out there on the farm.
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Good Morning, A Big Shows on the radio. Hang on,
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Are right now from the desk of Taylor Taman News,
It's what to watch. Here's Marcy tater Moran.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Box office review. Yeah better.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Top five at the box office this weekend. Number one
went to Regretting You. It's a romance movie. It stars
McKenna grace, It has Scott Eastwood in It did very well.
Dave Franco So they were number two last week and
number one this week.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Black Phone to the.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Scary horror movie came in second place. Chainsaw Man the
movie Resie Arc that was the anime movie and it
was number one last week, came.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
In third this week.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
K Pop Demon Hunters, Yes, was back in the theaters
and it is number four.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well they take it out and then put it back.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah yeah, smart who took but remember we went over all?
This came in fifth place. All movies out this Friday.
Predator bad Lands. Been seeing the trailer A lot of
trailers you see about this. One stars Ellie Fanning and
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a young predator outcast from his clan finds an unlocked
likely ally on his journey in search of the Ultimate adversary.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
This is one where he carries half a woman on
his back. I mean literally, she's missing her torso.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Like her spines hanging out.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, of course she did that with c G.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
I but when but wait, when they were filming it,
she actually was strapped to his back.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The actress was through all of the.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Good thing was Ellie because she's a tiny girl.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
A Nuremberg is also out. It's a World War two
psychiatrist or it's a movie about a World War two
psychiatrist who evaluates Nazi leaders before the Nuremberg trials.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
It stars Russell Crowe, Rommy Malik, the guy from Bohemian Rhapsody,
and Colin Hanks.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Is the guy that played what was that his real mouth?
I think they had teeth. I think they had fad That's.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What was on the Bothy had some choppers.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You know what I'm talking about? That? Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
They're gonna put them up at an auction from tops
if you want.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I already got a pair of bump teeth. Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
And the last movie coming out that's worth mentioning it's
a comedy Lost and Found in Cleveland stars Martin Sheen
and John Lovett's a twenty four hour slice of life
following five people whose past cross when an antiques appraisal
TV show This is their Midwestern city, exploring their personal
journeys amidst the post industrial American dream.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Am and zus John Lovett worth a million dollars. Yeah,
that's yeah. They're by Farah Fawcet's I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, I appreciate it, Babit. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question we found
out Morgan Freeman, Groucho Mars, George Burns, James Garner, and
Martin Sheen. Well, how about that Martin Sheen and Morgan
all right here in this question from yesterday, Well, they
(23:56):
all played this character in the movies or TV.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Remember that, Taya?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
What is God?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a survey conducted by
g Q magazine, doctor and lawyer still take the number
one and number two slots for sexist, No sexiest. I
found out sexiest male occupation. All right, we were looking
for what we are looking for?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Number three what is syndicated morning radio hosts? Yes, all right,
I gotta find a new question.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Sexist, but you all got one. Ain't undred big show?
You told free Line. We played John boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's a big show on the radio, all right, Ran
it did the math forty five years. We've been as
a show on the radio thirty two years in syndication.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Thank you very much, Yeah, very well. It is long. Yeah,
I can add those up coases on paper. That's seventy No,
seven years.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
No, we're not adding up.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
One is a continuation of the other.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm good, you are, you got it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Let's look at our fature drifting. Make your big boxes,
mister rubarb. How beer helps shape American politics?
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I can go for one.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now yours beer.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Politics when you hit the big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
It's John boy jeminy Hey speaking of beer in politics.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
My friends and I I like beer, drank beer, still
like beer.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Yeah, we drank beer sometimes, probably had too many beers,
and we drank beer.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
We liked beer beers, John Bard, you know who that was,
Judge kavanav Judge Kavanaugh. Let's spring cord jous. All, let's
say who we got here.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
We got shown at a Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, shown. No,
let's try Alex in Piedmont, South Carolina. Alex is that
you no less.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Friends and I liked beer.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, well, let me let me go and try this way.
Alex is that you.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yes, right.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Right, Well, y'all, let's uh, let's see what you got
I mean, Alex, let's see what you got.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, I think he's got good another I just retire now,
you know? All right?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
So all right, I got the phone figured out here.
It looks like so this is Alex.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Let me Mark. I'm gonna keep calling you so off
on Margot. I don't know what happened to show baby.
He's somewhere in Hot Springs, Arkansas. All right, Alex.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
According to a survey conducted by GQ magazine, doctor and
lawyer still take the number one and number two slots
for sexiest male occupation like money. No, no, don't treat
our women like that. Well, we're looking for the number
three occupation on the list of sexiest male occupations. So
(27:39):
what you think, Alex, I'm gonna go with carpenter A carpenter.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well, let's see.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, I know why because Kurt Russell was one in overboard.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's always for a lot of things, liking overalls, likeing carpenters,
saw their long hair.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
All engratulations buddy, Begoda blue Emu Price back head down.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
To Piedmont for you.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You got it, buddy. I gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Bottom of the hour on top of your news riding
on the other side. I remember in Rayford for this
Tuesday morning it started.
Speaker 12 (29:01):
Big shows on the radio again and again Rayford with
something I have said before, so don't try to stop me.
If you've heard it before, gonna tell it again. Why
is it every time somebody has a big party, they
think they have to have a band, A band, you know,
A band of people playing various kinds of so called
musical instruments, usually the string kind. No, not the RESTful
(29:25):
sounds made by Segovia or Lorendo Meda, but hooked up
to amplifiers with enough electrical amplification to blast a hole
in a prison wall. And of course they are drums.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Not enough.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
The drums can beat loudly enough to carry across the continent,
but they have to amplify them then there's the singer
must have no voices, but they too are hooked up
to amplifiers designed to run anyone out of a normal
environment where human beings gather. They get their bows right
up to the mic. That's because they have no voices
(29:58):
of their own, and they like a banshee with words
no one could possibly understand, even if you wanted to
understand them. And usually a bunch of long haired, leftover
hippie freaks who don't give a damn attitude does nothing
for the civilized ambience of the party. Never notice, as
the party starts. Before the band arrives, people can actually
(30:20):
carry on conversations. But watch out. Here comes the band
setting up with their calling cards, guitars and drums and big,
huge speakers and even bigger amplifiers. And they set up.
And that's when I leave the party, because I know
that when they start, their god awful noise carry to
the tenth power possible decibels, all conversation has to cease. Hey,
(30:44):
next time you invite me to a party, please put
on the invitation right by the RSVP. Whether you've hired
a band or not. A band of wailing aborigines. I
call him Robert d Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Good morning this election Day, Tuesday, November the fourth. Well,
if you're thinking about a movie this weekend and can't
make up your mind, our man in the Isles is
back with another review over current release. So let's welcome
back to the Big Show. Rabbi Myron Bergstein, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Show, Abby Hobbies, Watch Heptic, Big Show Gang. Much new
in Gooberville.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well, the newest thing is I've decided to become an influencer.
Speaker 11 (31:54):
What you know, an influencer on the internet. Hey, I'll bite.
Why do you suppose to influence?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Well, let me show you my first video. Well, let's
see what I can pull out on my butt this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
How do you like that? It's Comedy Gold.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
What the hell did I just That's not comedy Gold.
That's not even comedy brands. That's small like comedy Aluminum.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well that's hurtful.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
Why are you supposed to be influencing people to stay
off the internet, influence people that dice like box Car Willie,
influence people.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
To go on a diet. You know, it's just for fun?
Speaker 11 (32:50):
Who you because as a member of the audience, all
you're doing is pishing me off.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, woy, So what movie did you? And somebody doesn't
want to talk about it? Suit yourself.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
Well, it's been a slow time at the old picture show.
I don't really look ahead at what's coming out, mostly because.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't care. I got a life.
Speaker 11 (33:17):
I look, I see what's playing and pick something based
on the title. And that's why I saw Roof, Guy
Rufman Man, guy dude.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Schmuck, Who the hell cares?
Speaker 11 (33:30):
I just saw the title and thought, Wow, these superhero
flicks have run out of ideas.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But it wasn't about that.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
It was about the story of a guy who robs
McDonald's joints and finds up living in the attic of
a toy store. And you know what, it happened right
here in this very town. I remember that. Please stop
trying to make it all about you. It stars the
Magic Mike and the little Big bean teeth girl from
(33:58):
the Spider Fellow Picture.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You know, a lot of people like this movie. I
was not one of them.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
I didn't hate it, But when you walk into a
movie expected to see a crime fighting roof, it's kind
of a letdown.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
How's a resid the cat ah?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
You know they okay, But the guy who plays the
store manager Mitch, he is great. He's a little patient.
Who was in that game of Dragon show? The great
Peter Sellers.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Peter Dinkleije. Who the guy you're thinking of is Peter Dinklige.
Speaker 11 (34:32):
I thought that was the guy who wasn't an actor,
he was a movie star.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Dammit.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
That's Peter o'tool.
Speaker 11 (34:39):
I thought that was the guy who would have been
even a better detective if he had two eyes.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's Peter Faulk. I thought that was the putting on
the reds guy. That's Peter O'Boyle.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
I thought that was the sissy boy who had a
little winged fairy acting as his beard.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's Peter pan.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
I thought that was the guy who had a wife
but couldn't keep her.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's Peter Peter Pumpkin Eaters.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
I thought that was the girl with the baby doll
voice and the giant bazoombas.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
That's Bernadette Peters. Who the hell am I thinking Peter danklice. Oh,
he was great in them pink Lion movies. Is that
your minky bow? Now that's a comedy. Go So what
did you think?
Speaker 11 (35:26):
I think you should just wrap off some of his
bits instead of this original comedy coming out of your bungho.
The movie ah, well, you know, I give it to
Yamaka's and that's generous. It's so slow and stupid you
could have directed it. There's a few funny moments, but
you know, what the hell do I know? I'm sure
(35:48):
there's people out there who are gonna love it, and
maybe that's a better use of their time than flooding
the streets crying about a king who doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I mean, is everybody stupid these days?
Speaker 11 (36:01):
I'm sure there's lots of moms out there thankful that
their basements are empty for.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
A few hours.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
You know, instead of teaching kiddies about Peep's and Wee Wiz,
they should spend a couple of semesters teaching history.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Then you could spend a.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
Couple bucks supporting the Hollywood you claim to adore so much,
instead of making a fool yourself stopping around the city
with misspelled signs telling the world you're nothing but a
dumb bastard. But you know, I'm willing to listen to
your side, your bastard, and.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Don't forget see them at Nay, it's cheaper. Good morning,
rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello, this
is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted mourney. You may hear the
(37:00):
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
Who're going?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Who's that?
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Nothing? O?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
God, I didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
All right, and let's get back to the wonderful voice
that you're used to. Hey, man, I'm saying, knock there
right on my head, but let me grab this here.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
This is there's a letter.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
We getting y'all's letters and emails of course, Mars emails
a gorge of Facebook page and telling us about how
you've been listening to the Big Show since retiring any.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
The end of the year. Thank you so much for that.
Man means a lot. Take them out, a look at
them and go through them.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
It's cool.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
They're sharing their stories.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It is man like. Here's on the Facebook wall.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Alexandria Martin says, my parents listen to y'all every morning.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
On the way to school. We would stop and get
a biscuit. Lol.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I now listen then do the same with my children.
One Elver run cheers the retirement. Thank you, Alexandri. We've
heard a lot of that, you know, going on that
y'all grew up. And now when we've been on the
picture over in forty five years and syndicating, that's just
you know, in Charlotte, around North Carolina, South Carolina where
(38:49):
we've been, but started syndicating in ninety three minute oh three,
oh ninety three and minutes oh three, No, it's thirteen, right,
huh how many years that we've been doing it?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Forty five, yes, forty five just coming. I'm trying to
figure it up. Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I wanted to actually get it into my head because I've
never understood it.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Okay, you know the stories that touch me are the
ones they're like they've lost their parents and they listened, listened,
they you know, were introduced to you through their parents
listening on the way to school and they and yet
it's their connection, that's what they say. They still they
still feel it and get all those feels and those memories.
Speaker 11 (39:32):
When that.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Is awesome, man, Thank y'all so much. All right? Did
it was?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
So?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Where we going here?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yes, we're gonna have us a fun tater song and
then we'll play with our Marcie on beating the blonde.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Okay, good memories. The show rolls on.
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