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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, i'd say good morning, but I don't know what
time you downloaded this. I mean, heck could be ten
thirty at night for all I know. Maybe I'm explaining
this too much. Hey, good morning, Hi Big Show Podcast fans.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This show is an encore edition of The John Boy
and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It originally aired April twenty third, twenty twenty Enjoy the.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Show Got the Dottle News. Say helloa on Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hello hell.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It is April though, twenty third. Oh right, we can
do this a month. It is kind of hard to
put into words. Oh, let's say what special about Today?
Is National Cherry Cheesecake Day. All right, we're off to
(00:58):
a fast start. The National Picnic Day? Right, I love
a picnic. Come on, when's the last time you were
on a picnic? Well, it's eating outside. Oh no, no,
that's not a picnic.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You got a blanket and a basket and a whole
nine yards.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Uh. Yeah, I had done the blanket and basket pick
could I didn't want that visual in the meadow of
little butterflies. Okay, well I do like a picnic. That's fears. Uh,
it's National Lost Dog Awareness Day.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Be that worst pearl she's lost her days.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I think she's I think she's following fillers.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Following fillers to the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, because every time you stay with the picnic basket,
every time he stands up a basket and.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Uh yeah in a pearl, My my best dog. My
whole life was ah. I don't know what lost or
somebody put her out, but yeah, I know they didn't
get her personality. I guess that all. So this day
was created not only to bring awareness of the dogs
that go missing, but to celebrate the reunions. I love
(02:14):
them stories about dogs like show up like two thousand miles, yes,
and some of them years later. Yeah, yeah, that's something. Man.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's so neat to watch those videos because they're like
stand offish and skittish, and then once they get up.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
On them and sniff them and they're like, yes, they
lose their mind.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Don't get me started on the people who return from
a deployment overseas and their dogs.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's awesome, isn't it. I'm not crying, you're crying and
uh today, Now, some of these days fit in with
what we're going through with this pandemic deal, but this
one doesn't. National take a Chance Day encourages us to
break out of our comfort zone and take a chance.
So say you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
So maybe if you left the stuff in the picnic
basket out on the counter too late the night before,
then you're taking the chance.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Maybe that'd work like that? All right, Well, we got
three dates in history saved up as where we'll get
our categories. Let's break out our first prize pack in
the morning. Get you ready for out burst. Wake up,
big shows on a radio. Good morning, big shows on
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a cucumber and vine. Three days in History where we
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get our categories. April twenty third, nineteen fifty four, Hank
Aaron of the Milwaukee Braves. It is very first home run.
It was the first of hanks record breaking seven hundred
and fifty five Homers. Homer came in a game against
the Saint Louis Cardinals. Your braves won seven to five.
(04:09):
Move up to nineteen eighty eight, a federal ban on
smoking during domestic airline flights of two hours or less
went into effect. I remember when that took effect. Boy,
did I hear whining? As long as the fly hours?
(04:30):
You let your wife talk to you that way? My
work wife told you putting the door pretty soon anyway,
As finally was on this date in two thousand and one,
two Canadian youngsters used a blanket to catch a four
year old boy falling from a fourth floor window. Wow.
(04:53):
Were they having a picnic or something?
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah they were. Police praise nine year old Stephanie Body
and six year old Samantha Quinn for their quick reactions.
The girls saw skyler crystal toppling out of a window
and Ontario when they were having a pignic. Well, yeah,
so Samantha and Stephanie used their blanket to catch the toddler.
(05:16):
So now he did bounce off the blanket onto the ground,
but the blanket broke the fall and he was not hurt. Wow,
that's quick thinking, little Carol's ain't it all right? See
tatter this kind of thing you need to be cut.
Are gonna take me on a picnic? I have picnicing
under an apartment. We got all right? What there's our
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three categories one eight hundred big show that you told
free line. We'll play out birds next, good morning, make
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shows on the radio Thursday for twenty third at our
video today the Quarantine Evening News. Chuck out this, dude,
it's just doing it all.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
I'm home.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's right there at the Big Show dot com and
right now get out Thursday, wain them again and ask
let's way uppers. Let's play uppers.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Shoon boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big prize Pa. Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
This should really be a lot of funks when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have a hurry up and guest time, but you have
the best time. You have a big shows Contesting number one.
Brian from Jumping Branch, West Virginia. Right, Good morning, Brian, morning,
(07:15):
John Moore, he may we all good as your people
around Jumping Branch this morning.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Ebody, all right, everything's going good.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Man, good buddy. All right, Brian, were pulling for you.
Let's get through the categories. You ready, I'm ready, sir.
Right in unter a hammer and Hank. We need three
Major League Baseball teams ready to go and Knowledgers bad
bore down five seconds. Three places you cannot smoke? Ready
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to go?
Speaker 8 (07:49):
I very in the cornouse.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And for the wind. Three things you bring on a picnic?
Ready go.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
A blanket, mask, food basket with food is good?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
All right, you k did it? The perfect picnic partner,
mount Olive pickle prize pig is headed up to jumping
bridge for you there, Brian, right, all right, man, hang on,
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We're gonna jump out and cut you up on your news.
Right on the other side. Think of our time capsule
for early morning rise here, hang on for a light.
(09:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Thank you, John Boy, You're well.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Good morning everybody. It's mister Rubar here for some Hume.
Good morning morning, Randy, say goodbye for Hume. Does your
wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, what about the blouse? I laid it out last night.
This is something my mother, My mother says, you know,
just like you like it? Thanks Mom, Now I'll make
you laugh.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Why do termites?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'll take that bit. I mean, what do termites say?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It works?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
What do they have for breakfast?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oak meal?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What are you buying bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
No, but you know that wazuoka Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose. Yeah, that might be a good
look for you. That a man came round in hospital
after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't
feel my legs. The doctor's side, I know, I've cut
your arms off. What do you call a cow that
(10:52):
lives in an igloo?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
An Eskie Moon.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera malfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel across the telephone wire?
(11:24):
Why because the line was busy? Are there blood banks
in England?
Speaker 9 (11:38):
You don't know? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
I don't either, But there's a Liverpool. And what was
on the license plate of the pickup truck of the
sheep farmer?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
What you haul get it?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You've been buying yeager muster again.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
No, but that's not a bad idea. Now, this is
the story of zeba Dayah, a farmer who was in
the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying
hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters pullets.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Funny, thank you roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, the roosters, they haven't got me concentrating. It was
their job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster
likes a hen very very much.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Well.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing. Hit set on
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the porch and fill out efficiency report simply by listening
to the bell.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Now where are they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock. Anyway,
Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one
he was to.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Brewster.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Run for cover, and who can blame that?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring in his what beak? His little
rooster lips?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Shut up ring? H'd sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was It's
an overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the Nobel Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Pullet surprise, Yeah, get.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Out, I'm getting I'm mister Rubb saying I'm mister Rubb.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Hey you wanna bar my blows fuck you, John Boya
and Dilly Good Morning Radio, dumb right, Good Thursday Morning,
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the big shows on the radio. Well, he's been stuck
at home like my those and he hadn't been to
the theater in a while.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Bud.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He did have a chance to take a look at
some things that are streaming, and he's here to give
us a lowdown. Welcome back, Rabbi. Myron Berg steams sholowe
me homies but happening?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
John Boyam and Billy Goyan.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh, Rabbi, what did you find on streaming?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I really want to know. A bunch of nothing? Really,
Everybody telling me.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Rabbi, you gotta check out these streaming savushes. There's so
much great stuff on there, liars.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Most of it is crap. Ain't too much foreign language stuff? Hey, Liberty, Liberty,
you have a dab? What the hell are they talking about?
What am I picking up?
Speaker 11 (15:42):
My lad?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Don't they have subtitles?
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
If I wanted to read, i'd pick up a book.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Well, what about shows like Stranger Things and The Osar?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
What about them?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Three ugly kids and a monster? Ain't that Malcolm in
the middle. You don't take me eight episodes to figure
that out. Ozark, Mozark. If I want to be around
with rednecks, I come in here.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
A lot of people say it's better than TV.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Well, you know a lot of stupid people. It ain't
better than TV.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
It is TV re runs, hey runs runs, a lot
of old seies nobody cares about.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's like table What did you watch any movies? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Some stuff like The Invisible Guy. I managed to dodge
it when it was in the theater, but I figured
I got time. Let's have a look. I just made
a sandwich. What's it gonna hurt? And well, the corned
beef was too lean. See if it's too lean, you
get a tough sandwich. On the other hand, if it's
too faanny, it's like in the old balloon. I was
(16:48):
very disappointed. Now, if we're talking about Poscami the movie,
oh yeah, it was all right. It's about a crazy
scientist to discover the ad to beg I'm invisible, so
he fakes his death and then terrorizes.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
His extra girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Sounds exciting, Well, you know, there's a couple of big
problems feist. If you're gonna become invisible, you're gonna waste
it on scaring your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Shut up, stupid, Hey, hob a bank.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
Sneaking the Disney oil do something and speaking of his girlfriend,
she ate the prettiest thing in the oil.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Hey see through, guy, you're really obsessed with You could
do better. What the hell's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, you did say he was crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Crazy, I understand stupid. I don't get.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
How was the cast?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, the only one I even knew was that lead girl.
Speaker 11 (17:41):
She's the little homely one from the TV series Matt
Fellas from a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The great character actress Elizabeth.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Highley Moss ha Moss, what like Moss card Knight, Get
out of here, Elizabeth Moss. That's the actress.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I thought that was the TV witch with the hot mom.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's Elizabeth Montgomery.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I thought that was the chunky girl who got divorced
a hundred times.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That was Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
I thought that was the girl with the flat pie
face who played the magic girl in Revenges.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's Elizabeth Olson.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I thought that was the fake Indian with the horrible
voice that wanted to be president.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That's Elizabeth Warren.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I thought that was Mucho guy's sidekick.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That's miss Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I thought that was the old.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
Broad with the crown whose grandson dumped her for some
skinny girl.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Elizabeth Moss? Oh? I love the vay.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
She'd wiggle her nose when she didn't manage tell you
about She must have been some kind of hot potato.
She went through two Darren's.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
So what did you think?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I think I had the crush on that Clara.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The movie?
Speaker 11 (19:01):
You know, I guess it's okay. I give it three yamakas.
So don't go out and stay home.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Watch TV. It's not as much fun, but it's cheaper.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up after your
news Weather Sports did This.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Is Spanjordi arts in all today from hammer Langerfjord, Norway.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
After around to Kick the Wolverine. There's nothing like sitting back,
drinking a great Big Harring smoothie and listening to the
Big Show with.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
John Boy and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Good Morning, the Big Shows on the radio for your Thursday,
April the twenty third, Coronavirus News by talking about risk factors. Well,
a new study out of NYU, but the good news
is yet to be peer reviewed, says the most common
risk factor among those who are hospitalized with the coronavirus
(20:42):
is obesity. Fat people. I'm guessing you didn't read ahead.
Now I'm depressing myself. I'm not sure he's to go on. So, yeah,
(21:04):
whether you have high blood pressure or diabetes, these often
go together. It's more important than coronary disease. Coronary coronary disease,
or cancer, or kidney disease, or even pulmonary diseaselary pulmonary disease,
heart and lung. So what did I just say? You
(21:30):
don't know, but you weren't a risk factory. This is
terrible news, worse than coron that's awful.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
I'm sure has all to do with your immune system.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, they're talking about you look at these a lot
that here we go. He's gonna talk us out about
the underlying health issues. Uh, that people have passed away
from coronavirus. They live stid as coronavirus because they might
have had it, even though it might have been the
other things that took him out. Like I saw some
(22:08):
doctor on TV talking about like some of these people
you know, could have passed away within like a few days. Anyway,
I hope they didn't say it like that. Very sensitive.
But no, I mean, but but not all of them,
not all of the death. So so it's some healthy
people that get the coronavirus. Oh yeah, definitely, it is
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people without obvious risk factors, including their age. Ye yeah, okay,
So well that didn't cheer me. I'm sorry, but that
didn't help. So uh all right, so uh what am
I going to do about it?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
You didn't care?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
You can care, Just stop to your face and stay home.
Well I can't. I'm working.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
I mean, after this, after this yetraight home until farm.
That's fine, that'side.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I like you at the farm.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Ni okay, okay, I like him at the farm because
it's way far from my house.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Maybe this mount all at Picklepack, Mexico.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Yeah, you go.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll
play John boyd Jeverines. Somebody will win a Habo Outdoors prize, pack, fishing, hunting,
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off when you shop online. We'll tell me about yesterday
on the COLNEVNS quiz. Really tell me about frozen pizza
is one of the big items. That's the cells just
gone through the roof.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
They're running seven days a week, sixteen hours a day, Trentow.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's right, and uh yeah, seventy big show listeners. Well
I thought Mad Mags thought about Mags. All right, we're
right there with you. Let's get this good morning, big show.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Come on this Mad Max here.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Money?
Speaker 9 (24:05):
How you think it's going I'm madding a mud fence. Wait,
that's how ugly I anyway, boy, So my sister in
law just got her knee replaced, and my wife's went
out of town for the last two weeks helping her
get back on her feet. Oh, I'm at home by myself,
doing my own cooking for the first time in years.
(24:27):
So needless to say, I've been needing a lot of
stuff that comes out of a box in the freezer.
They help me out here. Why do the people that
make frozen food try to hide the directions on how
to coach it? You think the box that have a
picture of the food on the front and the directions
on the back, right right wrong. The front of a
(24:50):
frozen pizza has gotten the name and a picture of
a pizza that looks way better than anything you're likely
to actually pull out of the oven at home. Now,
I don't have a problem with that. I'm the one
that bought a pizza unnamed after the Red Baron, so
I knew what it was I was getting myself into.
At this point, all I need the Red bearn to
(25:12):
do is tell me how to heat it up without
making it worse than it already is. So I turned
the box over to read the directions on the back.
But wait, the whole back of the box is the
story of how the Red Baron went from shooting down
airplanes to making pizzas. I didn't read all of it,
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but I ain't snoop. He shot him down, he laid
it in the lenny like the food so much he
decided to stay and get into the pizza of thisss.
But anyway, it's a real colorful story. But I don't
really give a crap about it because I'm hungry. So
how about we skipped the sales pitch. I already bought
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the dead gun glass. All I want you to do
is tell me how to unfreeze it so I can't
eat it. Billy Ray says, we can't have that no more.
In America. The frozen food people always putting the cooking
directions on the skinniest flap, on the shortest end of
the ball. You know, the one you most likely to
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tear all the pieces trying to get it over with you.
May I just say, my big horse book, the directions
are the most important part of the cooking process. Why
would they put them in little bitty letters like the
side of a tidanhol bottle. Oh and Lord help you
if there's irregular directions and microwave directions, which makes all
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the printing twice as small. I mean, I know I'm
getting kind of old and squinty, but if you can't
read it without using a lighted microscope like a guy
doing shoulder surgery on tiger woods, the printing needs to
be way bigger. I don't need a picture all the
fresh ingredients and a colorful story about the red barn.
(26:58):
I need to know how our medium, how many seconds
to punch in. In the words of Greg Warren, Sunday.
You wont to feed me a pizza com you don't. Now.
Normally I don't like the threatening people. But if my
wife comes home next week and finds me starved to
death in the kitchen, that weird guy on Dateline NBC
(27:19):
is gonna be holding up a note that says the
Red Barn did it. It'll be in my handwriting, and
I'll guarantee you this. You won't have any trouble reading
frozen food. People. Step the stories, make your directions bigger,
and put them on the back of the box like
a lord. Intend Now set out, shut up, and quit
(27:41):
running my convenient dinner. Y'all, boy and bill him. Y'all
have a nice day, a right deal.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
With all the problems that go along with He're frozen Pizza.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Thank you? Max.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
There, Well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review yesterday's question
we found out in sixty nine, Casey Kason became the
original voice of Shaggy on SCOO We Do in ninety
seventy quit because the producers refuse to have Shaggy stop
eating this meat. Yeah, oh, Casey didn't want his character
to eat meat. That's the one thing he's worried about Shaggy.
(28:13):
Come on, man, I'm just trying to think how much
of eating did they do on that show? Anyway, I'm
out of the eight Scooby doos all biscuits too. I
gotta tell you, all right, well, today is John Boy Jeopardy.
This is the most common food item to be involved
in cases of food poisoning. What are jaegermeister brownie? At
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least they think that's what it is. What y'all got
one eight hundred Big show you told free Line We
played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Tursay morning, Big shows
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on the radio in our video the Day, the Quarantine,
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Speaker 4 (29:33):
Its in.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And now your host a man who never gets food poisoning.
His doctor says he thinks he's got heard immunity.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
He's Jon barn Man. You have finished off several herds
in your That is a real thing. By the way, Oh,
i'd heard immunity. Yeah, oh yeah, I know, man, that's
why California is doing so good. A who ain't topical?
I'm paying attention. Okay, doesn't let anybody. Michael from Nashville,
(30:09):
Tennessee is first up. Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Good morning, loaned Ah, Mike.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We're looking for the most common food item to be
involved in cases of food poisoning.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I would think it was the fish.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You say, shellfish. Let's see a lot of people got
allergics allergic for Yeah. Now, is this like poison like
used for poison like with people add poison to it
or they just get it from this food item, get
it from the food isand okay, and it's been a
properly stored or something like that. If you're eating somewhere
(30:46):
where they add poison to the food somewhere else. Yeah,
just order something if you're add poison to it. You
can use any kind of food. Sure. Okay, So Michael, no, yeah,
but you have a great day, buddy, appreciate you. I
want to give a shout out please, alright, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
I want to give a shout out to all the
first responsors.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
They're doing job. And also, all right, Michael, we appreciate you, buddy.
All right, all right, man, let's go to Doug. He's
in Fatteville, North Carolina. Good morning, Doug. Okay, we got Fatteville,
Tennessee here, Jaggie. All right, Doug, we know where you are, buddy.
How you getting along?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I'm doing pretty good. How about your man?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We're doing all right too, doing all right? Ready to
get back to it whatever it is it, I.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
Haven't slowed down yet.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
All right, good doggie. Well, I'm glad you got through here, buddy.
What a common food item is the most common food
item to be involved in cases of food poisoning? Just
the food itself, we found out.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Or just to prove it?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
Yes, I think that would be eggs.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
You're going with eggs, and you are right. You know
how you can tell if an egg is fresh? Put
it in a cup of water or glass of water
contained with water. If it floats, it is not good.
(32:26):
If it does not float, it is all right. How
about that?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I just found that out a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, which came first? I dream or witch.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Bewitched found out out too.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
I read something interesting about eggs not too long ago,
that that they have a remarkable shelf life. That typically
the eggs you buy in the supermarket are thirty days
out from being laid.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Thirty days out from being laid. They've already been.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Laid though, Yeah, but in other words, they've been laid
thirty days ago. Okay, how about that?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah we will.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Remember that little thing about the floating eggs. If it floats,
it is not good. And don't worry y'all. I'm googling
it now. Can I energize something here, y'all? Don't shut up?
Its learned bout eggs and here's powerless time. Don't want
to throw away good eggs if it floats. Okay, go ahead, Uh, Doug,
(33:22):
way to go you buddy, Hey bo outdoors prize backhead
of the Faettville, Tennessee Jackie will get your address right now,
all right?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Okay, can I get a shout out?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Uh, let's say, how do you to my big sister
Mary and Madison, my wife, and Fayetteville and all the
guys Thomas Electrical and Humpsville.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Well, all right, damn well, we appreciate your man.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
You hang on, okay, all right, right now, it's your news.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
On the other side, you wondering about she got it home?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Good to eat?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Ready? Check me out right again?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Where can I say?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio? All right? Egg alert,
eg alert.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
I know y'all.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You wondered if your eggs are good to eat. If
they float, they're not. If they lay on the bottom
of the bowl of cold water, they are good. Ready
checked it out? Back me up, man.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Fill a bowl with cold water, put your egg in
the bowl. Sinks to the bottom and lay flat on
their sides. They're very fresh, They're a few weeks old,
but still good to eat. They'll stand on one end
at the bottom of the bowl, all right. But if
they float to the surface, then they're no longer fresh
enough to eat. So I was right about that. But
(35:22):
you can see if like it points to the top
but doesn't float all the way, they're getting old, but
they're still safety eatda oh wait, I've got something for that.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
And by the way, if they're cracked. If you cracked egg,
do not eat those. If they're cracked, yeah, don't don't
bother floating them.
Speaker 11 (35:46):
You just.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Buying them.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Crack your lake.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
If they're at your house and they got cracked. What
because bacteria can get out? Yeah, and if I got
to go back to the chicken and the egg deal.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Started over hey a month ago, where it's still teaching
you how to wash your hands? Say that, Mandy back
all right? All right? So uh yeah, eggs floats, no good,
bottom of the bowl, very fresh. They pointing up on
one end. This is a little long to fit on
(36:20):
a T shirt. But now now, yeah, good morning. It's
(36:51):
a big show on the radio. Well during these time times,
businesses at do advertised love to have Morgan Freeman do
their commercial.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Of course he's got a great voice, but you know
he doesn't have time to do everybody's commercial. Although lately
the commercials on TV are so familiar and so similar
he maybe would only have to do one commercial to
cover everybody.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well here it is a Ben Show exclusive.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
The world has changed. The challenges we face today are
like nothing we've ever faced before. They call it the
new normal, but this feels different. We're the makers of
a product and or service. We've been part of your
(37:42):
life for an impressive sounding amount of time. Our product
and our service has always been there, sharing your hopes
and your dreams, and now, more than ever, we're here
for you, unless we're temporary closed down right now, we
(38:02):
might be offering online ordering or curbside pickup. See if
we have some kind of app for your phone that
might work. And remember, we're all in this together. We'll
be right beside you all the way, well, not right.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Beside at least not for a while.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Each of us is ready to do our part.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
Our part is to keep reminding you that our product
and or service is a very important part of your life,
so that when you're actually able to buy and or
use our product and or service again, you'll see us
as essential and buying our product and or service will
seem like your own special gift to the world. That
(38:51):
feeling is our gift to you. We don't just sell
a product and or service where the company that makes
a particular product and service did I already say we're
here for you because we are. People are the reason
we make and or do what we make and or do. Oh,
(39:15):
and family. We should mentioned family, people and family a
message from the makers of a product and or a
service people, people, family, family.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (39:37):
Oh you gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio, talk about that damn Peaton having baby.
They are nothing sexy than a hot young man talking
trash on radio.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
I like all them opinionated time men, rot Limba, Saw Hannity,
Neil Bord. Yes, now on the roof they had a
fire in the party. It's getting hot in here. I
take off all my clothes. Whoo, I feel so vulnerable.
(40:50):
Good morning, It's make show on the radio. Thursday, April
the twenty third. It was an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Well, news came across uh fat people, top risk factor
of our coronavirus disease and leading complications if you're way obese.
All right, we got through that. They're going on a
picnic and now booze raises risk of catching COVID nineteen.
(41:20):
You're just full of goodness because a lack of judgment,
or says here, Alcohol sales have skyrocketed while Americans have
been sheltering in place. Too much booze consumption and put
us out a higher risk contracting COVID nineteen. Now this
is from the World Health Organization. This isn't that old
(41:43):
guy that's in China's hip pocket. That was telling us, Oh,
go ahead and fly anywhere all over the world, don't
shut the airports down. This was like March, all right,
So just keep that in mind. But see, this is
what they say. People shouldn't minimize their alcohol consumption at
any time, and particularly during the COVID nineteen pandemic. So
(42:07):
that's the World Health Organization.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Although spending twenty three and a half hours at home,
if there was ever a good excuse to have a drink,
this is probably it.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
That's it. So basically they're telling self that we knew already,
so they just tied it into I don't know, like
I mean, I mean, I do now, but I mean
so yeah, well yeah, World Health Organization and been very
popular lately. Now they're telling us not to drink. That's
a way to get on the good side. They're not
(42:35):
making many friends at your houses. I know, I know, Randy,
you know, on a died Randy will have one drink
a day, yes, no matter what, but what it was,
because you know, I'm sure some of us, you know,
good for you. It's just it's like all things in moderation, man, sure, yeah, yeah,
(42:56):
but I will tell you during all this, the glass
has gotten bigger. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, y'all
just be careful out there. Hey man, it might be
some good news. We're gonna talk about racing. We got
on track with dog Rice coming up. Let's see when
(43:17):
we might get on track, and we'll talk about Talladega
handling that this weekend. I go this, I'm looking forward
to here just a couple of minutes, Big show rolls
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Well, i'd say good morning, but I don't know what
time you downloaded this. I mean, heck could be ten
thirty at night for all I know. Maybe I'm explaining
this too much. Hey, good morning, Hi Big Show Podcast fans.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This show is an encore edition of The John Boy
and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It originally aired April twenty third, twenty twenty Enjoy the.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Show Got the Dottle News. Say helloa on Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hello hell.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It is April though, twenty third. Oh right, we can
do this a month. It is kind of hard to
put into words. Oh, let's say what special about Today?
Is National Cherry Cheesecake Day. All right, we're off to
(00:58):
a fast start. The National Picnic Day? Right, I love
a picnic. Come on, when's the last time you were
on a picnic? Well, it's eating outside. Oh no, no,
that's not a picnic.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You got a blanket and a basket and a whole
nine yards.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Uh. Yeah, I had done the blanket and basket pick
could I didn't want that visual in the meadow of
little butterflies. Okay, well I do like a picnic. That's fears. Uh,
it's National Lost Dog Awareness Day.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Be that worst pearl she's lost her days.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I think she's I think she's following fillers.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Following fillers to the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, because every time you stay with the picnic basket,
every time he stands up a basket and.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Uh yeah in a pearl, My my best dog. My
whole life was ah. I don't know what lost or
somebody put her out, but yeah, I know they didn't
get her personality. I guess that all. So this day
was created not only to bring awareness of the dogs
that go missing, but to celebrate the reunions. I love
(02:14):
them stories about dogs like show up like two thousand miles, yes,
and some of them years later. Yeah, yeah, that's something. Man.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's so neat to watch those videos because they're like
stand offish and skittish, and then once they get up.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
On them and sniff them and they're like, yes, they
lose their mind.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Don't get me started on the people who return from
a deployment overseas and their dogs.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's awesome, isn't it. I'm not crying, you're crying and
uh today, Now, some of these days fit in with
what we're going through with this pandemic deal, but this
one doesn't. National take a Chance Day encourages us to
break out of our comfort zone and take a chance.
So say you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
So maybe if you left the stuff in the picnic
basket out on the counter too late the night before,
then you're taking the chance.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Maybe that'd work like that? All right, Well, we got
three dates in history saved up as where we'll get
our categories. Let's break out our first prize pack in
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a cucumber and vine. Three days in History where we
(03:48):
get our categories. April twenty third, nineteen fifty four, Hank
Aaron of the Milwaukee Braves. It is very first home run.
It was the first of hanks record breaking seven hundred
and fifty five Homers. Homer came in a game against
the Saint Louis Cardinals. Your braves won seven to five.
(04:09):
Move up to nineteen eighty eight, a federal ban on
smoking during domestic airline flights of two hours or less
went into effect. I remember when that took effect. Boy,
did I hear whining? As long as the fly hours?
(04:30):
You let your wife talk to you that way? My
work wife told you putting the door pretty soon anyway,
As finally was on this date in two thousand and one,
two Canadian youngsters used a blanket to catch a four
year old boy falling from a fourth floor window. Wow.
(04:53):
Were they having a picnic or something?
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah they were. Police praise nine year old Stephanie Body
and six year old Samantha Quinn for their quick reactions.
The girls saw skyler crystal toppling out of a window
and Ontario when they were having a pignic. Well, yeah,
so Samantha and Stephanie used their blanket to catch the toddler.
(05:16):
So now he did bounce off the blanket onto the ground,
but the blanket broke the fall and he was not hurt. Wow,
that's quick thinking, little Carol's ain't it all right? See
tatter this kind of thing you need to be cut.
Are gonna take me on a picnic? I have picnicing
under an apartment. We got all right? What there's our
(05:38):
three categories one eight hundred big show that you told
free line. We'll play out birds next, good morning, make
(06:12):
shows on the radio Thursday for twenty third at our
video today the Quarantine Evening News. Chuck out this, dude,
it's just doing it all.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
I'm home.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's right there at the Big Show dot com and
right now get out Thursday, wain them again and ask
let's way uppers. Let's play uppers.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Shoon boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big prize Pa. Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
This should really be a lot of funks when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have a hurry up and guest time, but you have
the best time. You have a big shows Contesting number one.
Brian from Jumping Branch, West Virginia. Right, Good morning, Brian, morning,
(07:15):
John Moore, he may we all good as your people
around Jumping Branch this morning.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Ebody, all right, everything's going good.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Man, good buddy. All right, Brian, were pulling for you.
Let's get through the categories. You ready, I'm ready, sir.
Right in unter a hammer and Hank. We need three
Major League Baseball teams ready to go and Knowledgers bad
bore down five seconds. Three places you cannot smoke? Ready
(07:47):
to go?
Speaker 8 (07:49):
I very in the cornouse.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And for the wind. Three things you bring on a picnic?
Ready go.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
A blanket, mask, food basket with food is good?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
All right, you k did it? The perfect picnic partner,
mount Olive pickle prize pig is headed up to jumping
bridge for you there, Brian, right, all right, man, hang on,
(08:29):
We're gonna jump out and cut you up on your news.
Right on the other side. Think of our time capsule
for early morning rise here, hang on for a light.
(09:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Thank you, John Boy, You're well.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Good morning everybody. It's mister Rubar here for some Hume.
Good morning morning, Randy, say goodbye for Hume. Does your
wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, what about the blouse? I laid it out last night.
This is something my mother, My mother says, you know,
just like you like it? Thanks Mom, Now I'll make
you laugh.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Why do termites?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'll take that bit. I mean, what do termites say?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It works?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
What do they have for breakfast?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oak meal?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What are you buying bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
No, but you know that wazuoka Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose. Yeah, that might be a good
look for you. That a man came round in hospital
after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't
feel my legs. The doctor's side, I know, I've cut
your arms off. What do you call a cow that
(10:52):
lives in an igloo?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
An Eskie Moon.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera malfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel across the telephone wire?
(11:24):
Why because the line was busy? Are there blood banks
in England?
Speaker 9 (11:38):
You don't know? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
I don't either, But there's a Liverpool. And what was
on the license plate of the pickup truck of the
sheep farmer?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
What you haul get it?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You've been buying yeager muster again.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
No, but that's not a bad idea. Now, this is
the story of zeba Dayah, a farmer who was in
the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying
hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters pullets.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Funny, thank you roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, the roosters, they haven't got me concentrating. It was
their job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster
likes a hen very very much.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Well.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing. Hit set on
(12:55):
the porch and fill out efficiency report simply by listening
to the bell.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Now where are they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock. Anyway,
Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one
he was to.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Brewster.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Run for cover, and who can blame that?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring in his what beak? His little
rooster lips?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Shut up ring? H'd sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was It's
an overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the Nobel Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Pullet surprise, Yeah, get.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Out, I'm getting I'm mister Rubb saying I'm mister Rubb.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Hey you wanna bar my blows fuck you, John Boya
and Dilly Good Morning Radio, dumb right, Good Thursday Morning,
(14:56):
the big shows on the radio. Well, he's been stuck
at home like my those and he hadn't been to
the theater in a while.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Bud.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He did have a chance to take a look at
some things that are streaming, and he's here to give
us a lowdown. Welcome back, Rabbi. Myron Berg steams sholowe
me homies but happening?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
John Boyam and Billy Goyan.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh, Rabbi, what did you find on streaming?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I really want to know. A bunch of nothing? Really,
Everybody telling me.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Rabbi, you gotta check out these streaming savushes. There's so
much great stuff on there, liars.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Most of it is crap. Ain't too much foreign language stuff? Hey, Liberty, Liberty,
you have a dab? What the hell are they talking about?
What am I picking up?
Speaker 11 (15:42):
My lad?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Don't they have subtitles?
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
If I wanted to read, i'd pick up a book.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Well, what about shows like Stranger Things and The Osar?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
What about them?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Three ugly kids and a monster? Ain't that Malcolm in
the middle. You don't take me eight episodes to figure
that out. Ozark, Mozark. If I want to be around
with rednecks, I come in here.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
A lot of people say it's better than TV.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Well, you know a lot of stupid people. It ain't
better than TV.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
It is TV re runs, hey runs runs, a lot
of old seies nobody cares about.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's like table What did you watch any movies? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Some stuff like The Invisible Guy. I managed to dodge
it when it was in the theater, but I figured
I got time. Let's have a look. I just made
a sandwich. What's it gonna hurt? And well, the corned
beef was too lean. See if it's too lean, you
get a tough sandwich. On the other hand, if it's
too faanny, it's like in the old balloon. I was
(16:48):
very disappointed. Now, if we're talking about Poscami the movie,
oh yeah, it was all right. It's about a crazy
scientist to discover the ad to beg I'm invisible, so
he fakes his death and then terrorizes.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
His extra girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Sounds exciting, Well, you know, there's a couple of big
problems feist. If you're gonna become invisible, you're gonna waste
it on scaring your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Shut up, stupid, Hey, hob a bank.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
Sneaking the Disney oil do something and speaking of his girlfriend,
she ate the prettiest thing in the oil.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Hey see through, guy, you're really obsessed with You could
do better. What the hell's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, you did say he was crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Crazy, I understand stupid. I don't get.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
How was the cast?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, the only one I even knew was that lead girl.
Speaker 11 (17:41):
She's the little homely one from the TV series Matt
Fellas from a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The great character actress Elizabeth.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Highley Moss ha Moss, what like Moss card Knight, Get
out of here, Elizabeth Moss. That's the actress.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I thought that was the TV witch with the hot mom.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's Elizabeth Montgomery.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I thought that was the chunky girl who got divorced
a hundred times.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That was Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
I thought that was the girl with the flat pie
face who played the magic girl in Revenges.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's Elizabeth Olson.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I thought that was the fake Indian with the horrible
voice that wanted to be president.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That's Elizabeth Warren.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I thought that was Mucho guy's sidekick.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That's miss Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I thought that was the old.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
Broad with the crown whose grandson dumped her for some
skinny girl.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Elizabeth Moss? Oh? I love the vay.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
She'd wiggle her nose when she didn't manage tell you
about She must have been some kind of hot potato.
She went through two Darren's.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
So what did you think?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I think I had the crush on that Clara.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The movie?
Speaker 11 (19:01):
You know, I guess it's okay. I give it three yamakas.
So don't go out and stay home.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Watch TV. It's not as much fun, but it's cheaper.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up after your
news Weather Sports did This.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Is Spanjordi arts in all today from hammer Langerfjord, Norway.
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After around to Kick the Wolverine. There's nothing like sitting back,
drinking a great Big Harring smoothie and listening to the
Big Show with.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
John Boy and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Good Morning, the Big Shows on the radio for your Thursday,
April the twenty third, Coronavirus News by talking about risk factors. Well,
a new study out of NYU, but the good news
is yet to be peer reviewed, says the most common
risk factor among those who are hospitalized with the coronavirus
(20:42):
is obesity. Fat people. I'm guessing you didn't read ahead.
Now I'm depressing myself. I'm not sure he's to go on. So, yeah,
(21:04):
whether you have high blood pressure or diabetes, these often
go together. It's more important than coronary disease. Coronary coronary disease,
or cancer, or kidney disease, or even pulmonary diseaselary pulmonary disease,
heart and lung. So what did I just say? You
(21:30):
don't know, but you weren't a risk factory. This is
terrible news, worse than coron that's awful.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
I'm sure has all to do with your immune system.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, they're talking about you look at these a lot
that here we go. He's gonna talk us out about
the underlying health issues. Uh, that people have passed away
from coronavirus. They live stid as coronavirus because they might
have had it, even though it might have been the
other things that took him out. Like I saw some
(22:08):
doctor on TV talking about like some of these people
you know, could have passed away within like a few days. Anyway,
I hope they didn't say it like that. Very sensitive.
But no, I mean, but but not all of them,
not all of the death. So so it's some healthy
people that get the coronavirus. Oh yeah, definitely, it is
(22:29):
people without obvious risk factors, including their age. Ye yeah, okay,
So well that didn't cheer me. I'm sorry, but that
didn't help. So uh all right, so uh what am
I going to do about it?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
You didn't care?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
You can care, Just stop to your face and stay home.
Well I can't. I'm working.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
I mean, after this, after this yetraight home until farm.
That's fine, that'side.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I like you at the farm.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Ni okay, okay, I like him at the farm because
it's way far from my house.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Maybe this mount all at Picklepack, Mexico.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Yeah, you go.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll
play John boyd Jeverines. Somebody will win a Habo Outdoors prize, pack, fishing, hunting,
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off when you shop online. We'll tell me about yesterday
on the COLNEVNS quiz. Really tell me about frozen pizza
is one of the big items. That's the cells just
gone through the roof.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
They're running seven days a week, sixteen hours a day, Trentow.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's right, and uh yeah, seventy big show listeners. Well
I thought Mad Mags thought about Mags. All right, we're
right there with you. Let's get this good morning, big show.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Come on this Mad Max here.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Money?
Speaker 9 (24:05):
How you think it's going I'm madding a mud fence. Wait,
that's how ugly I anyway, boy, So my sister in
law just got her knee replaced, and my wife's went
out of town for the last two weeks helping her
get back on her feet. Oh, I'm at home by myself,
doing my own cooking for the first time in years.
(24:27):
So needless to say, I've been needing a lot of
stuff that comes out of a box in the freezer.
They help me out here. Why do the people that
make frozen food try to hide the directions on how
to coach it? You think the box that have a
picture of the food on the front and the directions
on the back, right right wrong. The front of a
(24:50):
frozen pizza has gotten the name and a picture of
a pizza that looks way better than anything you're likely
to actually pull out of the oven at home. Now,
I don't have a problem with that. I'm the one
that bought a pizza unnamed after the Red Baron, so
I knew what it was I was getting myself into.
At this point, all I need the Red bearn to
(25:12):
do is tell me how to heat it up without
making it worse than it already is. So I turned
the box over to read the directions on the back.
But wait, the whole back of the box is the
story of how the Red Baron went from shooting down
airplanes to making pizzas. I didn't read all of it,
(25:32):
but I ain't snoop. He shot him down, he laid
it in the lenny like the food so much he
decided to stay and get into the pizza of thisss.
But anyway, it's a real colorful story. But I don't
really give a crap about it because I'm hungry. So
how about we skipped the sales pitch. I already bought
(25:52):
the dead gun glass. All I want you to do
is tell me how to unfreeze it so I can't
eat it. Billy Ray says, we can't have that no more.
In America. The frozen food people always putting the cooking
directions on the skinniest flap, on the shortest end of
the ball. You know, the one you most likely to
(26:14):
tear all the pieces trying to get it over with you.
May I just say, my big horse book, the directions
are the most important part of the cooking process. Why
would they put them in little bitty letters like the
side of a tidanhol bottle. Oh and Lord help you
if there's irregular directions and microwave directions, which makes all
(26:36):
the printing twice as small. I mean, I know I'm
getting kind of old and squinty, but if you can't
read it without using a lighted microscope like a guy
doing shoulder surgery on tiger woods, the printing needs to
be way bigger. I don't need a picture all the
fresh ingredients and a colorful story about the red barn.
(26:58):
I need to know how our medium, how many seconds
to punch in. In the words of Greg Warren, Sunday.
You wont to feed me a pizza com you don't. Now.
Normally I don't like the threatening people. But if my
wife comes home next week and finds me starved to
death in the kitchen, that weird guy on Dateline NBC
(27:19):
is gonna be holding up a note that says the
Red Barn did it. It'll be in my handwriting, and
I'll guarantee you this. You won't have any trouble reading
frozen food. People. Step the stories, make your directions bigger,
and put them on the back of the box like
a lord. Intend Now set out, shut up, and quit
(27:41):
running my convenient dinner. Y'all, boy and bill him. Y'all
have a nice day, a right deal.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
With all the problems that go along with He're frozen Pizza.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Thank you? Max.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
There, Well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review yesterday's question
we found out in sixty nine, Casey Kason became the
original voice of Shaggy on SCOO We Do in ninety
seventy quit because the producers refuse to have Shaggy stop
eating this meat. Yeah, oh, Casey didn't want his character
to eat meat. That's the one thing he's worried about Shaggy.
(28:13):
Come on, man, I'm just trying to think how much
of eating did they do on that show? Anyway, I'm
out of the eight Scooby doos all biscuits too. I
gotta tell you, all right, well, today is John Boy Jeopardy.
This is the most common food item to be involved
in cases of food poisoning. What are jaegermeister brownie? At
(28:36):
least they think that's what it is. What y'all got
one eight hundred Big show you told free Line We
played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Tursay morning, Big shows
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Speaker 4 (29:33):
Its in.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And now your host a man who never gets food poisoning.
His doctor says he thinks he's got heard immunity.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
He's Jon barn Man. You have finished off several herds
in your That is a real thing. By the way, Oh,
i'd heard immunity. Yeah, oh yeah, I know, man, that's
why California is doing so good. A who ain't topical?
I'm paying attention. Okay, doesn't let anybody. Michael from Nashville,
(30:09):
Tennessee is first up. Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Good morning, loaned Ah, Mike.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We're looking for the most common food item to be
involved in cases of food poisoning.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I would think it was the fish.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You say, shellfish. Let's see a lot of people got
allergics allergic for Yeah. Now, is this like poison like
used for poison like with people add poison to it
or they just get it from this food item, get
it from the food isand okay, and it's been a
properly stored or something like that. If you're eating somewhere
(30:46):
where they add poison to the food somewhere else. Yeah,
just order something if you're add poison to it. You
can use any kind of food. Sure. Okay, So Michael, no, yeah,
but you have a great day, buddy, appreciate you. I
want to give a shout out please, alright, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
I want to give a shout out to all the
first responsors.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
They're doing job. And also, all right, Michael, we appreciate you, buddy.
All right, all right, man, let's go to Doug. He's
in Fatteville, North Carolina. Good morning, Doug. Okay, we got Fatteville,
Tennessee here, Jaggie. All right, Doug, we know where you are, buddy.
How you getting along?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I'm doing pretty good. How about your man?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We're doing all right too, doing all right? Ready to
get back to it whatever it is it, I.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
Haven't slowed down yet.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
All right, good doggie. Well, I'm glad you got through here, buddy.
What a common food item is the most common food
item to be involved in cases of food poisoning? Just
the food itself, we found out.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Or just to prove it?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
Yes, I think that would be eggs.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
You're going with eggs, and you are right. You know
how you can tell if an egg is fresh? Put
it in a cup of water or glass of water
contained with water. If it floats, it is not good.
(32:26):
If it does not float, it is all right. How
about that?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I just found that out a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, which came first? I dream or witch.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Bewitched found out out too.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
I read something interesting about eggs not too long ago,
that that they have a remarkable shelf life. That typically
the eggs you buy in the supermarket are thirty days
out from being laid.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Thirty days out from being laid. They've already been.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Laid though, Yeah, but in other words, they've been laid
thirty days ago. Okay, how about that?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah we will.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Remember that little thing about the floating eggs. If it floats,
it is not good. And don't worry y'all. I'm googling
it now. Can I energize something here, y'all? Don't shut up?
Its learned bout eggs and here's powerless time. Don't want
to throw away good eggs if it floats. Okay, go ahead, Uh, Doug,
(33:22):
way to go you buddy, Hey bo outdoors prize backhead
of the Faettville, Tennessee Jackie will get your address right now,
all right?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Okay, can I get a shout out?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Uh, let's say, how do you to my big sister
Mary and Madison, my wife, and Fayetteville and all the
guys Thomas Electrical and Humpsville.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Well, all right, damn well, we appreciate your man.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
You hang on, okay, all right, right now, it's your news.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
On the other side, you wondering about she got it home?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Good to eat?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Ready? Check me out right again?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Where can I say?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio? All right? Egg alert,
eg alert.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
I know y'all.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You wondered if your eggs are good to eat. If
they float, they're not. If they lay on the bottom
of the bowl of cold water, they are good. Ready
checked it out? Back me up, man.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Fill a bowl with cold water, put your egg in
the bowl. Sinks to the bottom and lay flat on
their sides. They're very fresh, They're a few weeks old,
but still good to eat. They'll stand on one end
at the bottom of the bowl, all right. But if
they float to the surface, then they're no longer fresh
enough to eat. So I was right about that. But
(35:22):
you can see if like it points to the top
but doesn't float all the way, they're getting old, but
they're still safety eatda oh wait, I've got something for that.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
And by the way, if they're cracked. If you cracked egg,
do not eat those. If they're cracked, yeah, don't don't
bother floating them.
Speaker 11 (35:46):
You just.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Buying them.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Crack your lake.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
If they're at your house and they got cracked. What
because bacteria can get out? Yeah, and if I got
to go back to the chicken and the egg deal.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Started over hey a month ago, where it's still teaching
you how to wash your hands? Say that, Mandy back
all right? All right? So uh yeah, eggs floats, no good,
bottom of the bowl, very fresh. They pointing up on
one end. This is a little long to fit on
(36:20):
a T shirt. But now now, yeah, good morning. It's
(36:51):
a big show on the radio. Well during these time times,
businesses at do advertised love to have Morgan Freeman do
their commercial.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Of course he's got a great voice, but you know
he doesn't have time to do everybody's commercial. Although lately
the commercials on TV are so familiar and so similar
he maybe would only have to do one commercial to
cover everybody.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
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Speaker 10 (37:20):
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so that when you're actually able to buy and or
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seem like your own special gift to the world. That
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feeling is our gift to you. We don't just sell
a product and or service where the company that makes
a particular product and service did I already say we're
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Weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (39:37):
Oh you gonna have all them good at two shoes
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They are nothing sexy than a hot young man talking
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Speaker 13 (39:53):
I like all them opinionated time men, rot Limba, Saw Hannity,
Neil Bord. Yes, now on the roof they had a
fire in the party. It's getting hot in here. I
take off all my clothes. Whoo, I feel so vulnerable.
(40:50):
Good morning, It's make show on the radio. Thursday, April
the twenty third. It was an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Well, news came across uh fat people, top risk factor
of our coronavirus disease and leading complications if you're way obese.
All right, we got through that. They're going on a
picnic and now booze raises risk of catching COVID nineteen.
(41:20):
You're just full of goodness because a lack of judgment,
or says here, Alcohol sales have skyrocketed while Americans have
been sheltering in place. Too much booze consumption and put
us out a higher risk contracting COVID nineteen. Now this
is from the World Health Organization. This isn't that old
(41:43):
guy that's in China's hip pocket. That was telling us, Oh,
go ahead and fly anywhere all over the world, don't
shut the airports down. This was like March, all right,
So just keep that in mind. But see, this is
what they say. People shouldn't minimize their alcohol consumption at
any time, and particularly during the COVID nineteen pandemic. So
(42:07):
that's the World Health Organization.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Although spending twenty three and a half hours at home,
if there was ever a good excuse to have a drink,
this is probably it.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
That's it. So basically they're telling self that we knew already,
so they just tied it into I don't know, like
I mean, I mean, I do now, but I mean
so yeah, well yeah, World Health Organization and been very
popular lately. Now they're telling us not to drink. That's
a way to get on the good side. They're not
(42:35):
making many friends at your houses. I know, I know, Randy,
you know, on a died Randy will have one drink
a day, yes, no matter what, but what it was,
because you know, I'm sure some of us, you know,
good for you. It's just it's like all things in moderation, man, sure, yeah, yeah,
(42:56):
but I will tell you during all this, the glass
has gotten bigger. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, y'all
just be careful out there. Hey man, it might be
some good news. We're gonna talk about racing. We got
on track with dog Rice coming up. Let's see when
(43:17):
we might get on track, and we'll talk about Talladega
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