May 21, 2024 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good Tuesday morning, Big Show is on the radio. Well,
it's been a while since our next guest paid us
a visit. Buddies here now, so please welcome international star
of stage and screen, the one and only Alan Swan.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Stand upside names and then last, y'all prepared to go
beyond second base. Keep your hands to yourself, mister Swan?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Is me John Boy?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
John Boy? Good heavens, when did you start working for
the TSA?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Misters? When you're in the Big Show studios? Oh? Thank heavens.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Signor Bombacelli, May I remind you to wake me up
before I start walking?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I hear you just got back from overseas making
a movie.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
As a matter of fact, I just wrapped on a
picture in Australia about a man hooked on plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Wasn't title Back to the Suture Australia. Wow, that's a
long plane ride. Do you enjoy flying if the liquor
is free? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But alas the airlines these days are not what they
used to be. On my way over, our departure was delayed.
The stewardess said, it's all right, It's just that the
pilot didn't like the sound one of the engines was
making and it's taking us a while to find a
new pilot.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It all went okay, then i'd have been scared to death.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't fair death, job boyt I fear the drake
cot running out of gym.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, well you must have seen it all. Flying for
all these years started in my twenties.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The first plane I flew on was so old it
had an outdoor toilet. Indeed, a stunt pilot on my
third film, Swashed Bucklers in the Sky took me up in.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
A two seater.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
He did a corkscrew, looped the loop, and then stalled
into a free fall towards the crowd below. He said,
half the people down there think we're going to have
an accident, and I replied, lad, half the people up
here I've already had one.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Like a real dar devil he was.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I wouldn't say he was reckless, but he had a
habit of never checking the train schedule before flying through
the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Woh well, statistically flying is still the safest way to travel.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes, but if that's the case, why do they call
the airport a terminal?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, my ballcat, young friend, I mustered you signor BOMBERCHELLI
and I have a dining assignation at the Cracker Barrel,
mean cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, this is the.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Food truck beside the Waiste treatment plack.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Ladies and gentlemen. Alan Swa the world's greatest actor. Damn you,
I'm a movie star. Good morning, A big shows on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Hangout all right, listen to you, morg It's time to
button your yeah. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say, bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey,
it's adorable.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Good morning. That's a big show on al radio. Just
within the next half hour. Man, we gonna don't beat
the blonde. Tain't a feeling Spriede this Tuesday morning. I
can tell I bring it every We're headed toward the
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Day weekend this weekend as well as we'll get closer. Oh,
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found this in the archives. We had to start the
(05:36):
nascars even identify the late great Dale Earn Hard Sprinkle
throughout this rock and roll hit that we had on
The Big Show. Matter of fact, that's Ironhead saying drop
the rag, let's go hit it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm pretty confident about what I'm doing, and now we're
good friends.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
But I'm gonna stick it right up A yeah, don't
see what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, drop the rag. Let's go outside of the pression, so.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Town of the pace.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I don't think I really have to say much. Obviously,
Ernie has had an excellent recovery.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Stop all right, nice gentlemen, don't have phone with his
live from Daytona is oh d w dear, won't trip.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Harry Man.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
I'm not going into Hey you, John boy, how do
you get edge in this thing?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
If you come up with a solution to that, come
tell us if you like the note.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Say what you want about guys like Ernhard and Eddy
and so forth. But really it's John Boy. We're going
out with dignity, going out with starn down that him
a baby big go home. What's the cup racing? He's
generally been thought of his country music type dale but
good old rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's where what's at s mans you know, see.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And other things that are a lot better than win
a race.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
But the race they win is that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's what you have to do. That's why we're here.
That's the only thing. Let's go race. A lot of times,
you know you'll be coming off and say turn four
and you'll really be flying boy, and you'll be behind somebody.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
You're gonna pull out and pass the guy you go?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And what kind of sound is the car man? I
can't bring back a bunch of memories? Ain't that great man?
I believe? All Rightda? Well, let's play Beating the Blonde
while we're hot one. Ain't a hundred big show you
told free line across America. We'll get a contestant and
beat now, I mean next, Good morning, that's a big
(08:27):
show on the radio. Run to your Tuesday, May twenty first,
twenty twenty four. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bed Box, brought you by Charlie Motor Speedway running of
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But you can't get to We'll call you please this
may that happen to die on in heire.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Bit it out.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's time to beat the blonde. We got our blonde.
Now let's get our contestants. Jamie out of Pikeville, Kentucky,
Good morning, Jamie. Good morning, Come boy, Hello, buddy, welcome. Ah,
thank you, thank you very much. So Jamie, go ask
Tatter some questions. She'll give an answer. You agree or disagree,
(09:30):
whether you think she's right or wrong. You know how
to do. That's all right, two bells and you will win.
But go redbacks prize pack. Okay, sorry, Marcius, stretch in
a proper mood. No, Marcus. Just before he starts milking,
(09:53):
there's one thing a good farmer should always do.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
What make sure it's a cow we've gotten over.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
The farmers will know that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
She's right.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Okay, So that's the obvious. I will say, make sure
that he warms up his.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hands, warms up his hands, those the cow jump and
then they'll spill milk. Say where you're going, Jamie, do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
I milk many cows.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I do do that. I agree.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
You do do that?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, I do, and that is I got. I got.
That's wrong to say you you should wash the cows over. Okay,
So there's like a two part day. Well, here's a
real cow farmer.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
He's compassionate.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I like him.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
Was making for the cows, and they appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I think she's going more from personal experience. Right, sorry, man,
the buzzy like that.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Let's get another question right here for you. Take Tate
Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda says it is the most beautiful
thing in the world, as well as the most painful.
What is it?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
A portrait of her? And Ted Turny.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Hansom would probably love it. That was handsome.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
That was for you.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Even Handso don't like Jane Fond, we have that much
of a democrat.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Sun most beautiful as well as the most painful. I'm
gonna say, birth and a baby, birth and a.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Baby, Jamie.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
That's exactly That's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm all agree, and you're gonna agree. Oh no, it's over.
That would love James talking about love.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
It took me thirty years to get on here, but
didn't We don't get out.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's how it goes, buddy, Jamie. We appreciate you, buddy.
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you.
There boy, Hey, can I do a shout out? Of course?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
My good friend Kim Nicholas and Ko Kobet Florida.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We listened to you guys for prukly thirty years and
I bet him five dollars. I get on the arm
before he did that.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I did.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Win, after all.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
I'm a winner.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
After all.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It didn't work, Jamie, Hang on, my boy, thank thank you. Alright,
we're gonna jump out because you uphone your news right
on the other side our time capsulver has made winning
first laughs, contending a roll.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Hello, he's this hoint all my life.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
I want to fight about it?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, not right now, man John Moore. Billy here.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Ye big old looking hot Indian already neck nod.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
How's it going?
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Never stead he read has then moved in with us again.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh no, don't tell me. He's having trouble with his wife. Yap.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
The clock is winding down on another there lightly. They
don't do nothing but argue. Kind of reminds me of
The Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Homer and Margin.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Oh Jane the car.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Now what number wife is read up to? Now? I
think I lost cam.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
This isn't there is number six?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He's been married six times five Seriously, what's the problem.
It's time.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
All they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He don't think she should, So Reig's moved in with
you and Delver.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
No. Yeah, we took him down the rats for Beach
last weekend to kindly get his mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Went downstaid this place right around the corner from Johnny
Mercer's Piers. This some fishing right went out Friday morning
about six o'clock and set up right down from this feller.
It's the way down to the end of the pier.
We fished till about noon when get some lunch. We'd
come back an hour later this thurd and end the dock.
Still they hadn't moved time we started packing up about
four point thirty. He was still sitting there. Stayed there
(15:03):
all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in the exact same place now you know.
Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there again. We come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if I have
same song agon wasn't happen exactly the same place, and
stayed there the whole time. He was there that day.
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
(15:25):
out to get a beer. We walk in and say,
don guess who's sitting at the end of the bar,
and song Agan from the pier again. So I walked
down there and I sat beside it and brought him
a beer and we got to talking. I says, you
down here by yourself, the little fishing, I guess, and
the fewer says, well, no, actually, I'm on my honeymoon.
I said, honey moon. Where's your wife? And he said, well,
(15:47):
she's back at the motel. I said, well, well, you
been out here fishing for three solid days. Now here
you are sitting here drinking in the bar. How come
you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you new bride?
He says, Well, the truth she she's got a real
bad case of gon area. I said, that's tough. How
(16:07):
come you just don't, you know, go around, lay down
with her and hold her real close, and you know,
y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, well, she
don't fill up to that neither. She's got a real
bad case of Diarrhey, oh man, well did you at
least give her a nice big kiss before he walked
out the door. He says, can't do that either, she's
got piry. Said my god, con diarrhea, liven, If you
(16:36):
don't mind me asking why in the world that you
marry this woman? He said, Wow, she's got wins too,
And you know how I look.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Ah, that's what I call relationship, right, But you don't
read up right quick?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Here come to the pick up. Move some morve stuff
out of the trailer. Yeah, well will you tell him?
I said, Hi, I know what you mean. Why I
came to straight up for a bird?
Speaker 12 (17:14):
John Boy and Billy.
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to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode give me
the finger. As our story opens, brilliant micro surgeon doctor
Sylvia Moran is saying goodbye to one of our patients
when a man interrupts them.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
So, mister Feasley, just keep the wound dressing clean, okay,
and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
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Thanks, doc, Doctor doctor, you've got to help me.
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Oh my goodness, what happened?
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Hey? Was that my only line? Yes, you can go now, okay,
but you're mean.
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Sorry about that now, sir? What seems to be the problem?
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I work up at the mill and I accidentally sheared
off my fingers. It stings like the Dickens. Boss man said,
I should come see.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
You a good call.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Good call, Okay, give me the fingers and I'll see
what I can do.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, I haven't got the fingers.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
What do you mean you don't have the fingers. I'm
a brilliant microsurgeon.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I could have put them back on.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
Why on earth didn't you bring the fingers?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I couldn't pick them up?
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Son of us?
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And how.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
Rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello, this
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big show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Good morning's mix show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
Man had Big Time.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
North Wilkesboro, the All Star Race on Sunday night Drinking
Buddy was there?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I like that, locking old, big out twenty two. Are
you sure drinking buddy, Joey Logano Wednesday All Star Race?
(20:56):
I said, big out, locking Old, this help put. We're
celebrating heading the week between All Star Race. Man and
the Coca Cola six hundred would always have our Breakfast
and Champions the Friday before the six hundred. Yeah, remember that.
(21:19):
It might have just been like the second or third
All Star Race with Davy Allison, Kyle Petty crash going
across the Star finished line. Davy had to go to
hospital a couple of days and he made it out
to the Breakfast and Champions that Man, I can't do
it now. I can't tell you. Oh say oh yeah,
(21:45):
see what's coming up next? Packer is on vacation, so
we get to play one of our racing songs. It's
been requested over the years. Yoo song. Oh it just fits,
doesn't you? All right? Coming up in minutes then we'll
play us some worthy word. Big show rolls on Good Morning,
(22:06):
got the big Show on the radio coming up. We
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Start blue and stay blue. Hang on. We'll play for
it in in minutes. First that song get you ready
(22:28):
for coke Cola six.
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Hundred me more day weekend This weekend, here I go.
I was just hanging around the track.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Singing, Oh Wow Wow, show them my bit pass, snuck
around a fact, sing it a fair cook, God louve,
God loud fal cook.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
God louve blended riding to the crowd.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
You when I was standing in a garaging it who
found the top secret the product type from DoD singing,
who wow Wow? I climbed in, climbed this sage sed uff,
I climb in, sedged up and I find that sucker up.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Time stumped on again. Next thing I knew, I.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Was spinning like a.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Talk through the infield grass.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
I cave a smile to the in car camp, singing who.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Then I heard the voice of Ray evern Ham saying
you fixed tube and what a dumb thinking too?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
He was?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
He was peel, he was pig came out yell.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Then on Big broad.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Who loud you pros security card?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yes he did, and then he called me enough driving
tub long of case, I don't drive as good as
rest of your dail singing. Wa Billy and Randy had
to come and.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Through my fail.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Singing it cast him a few bucks. It cost him
a few bucks. Guessing by driving kind of sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It was just as good as ire. Remember what about y'all?
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good, well, I play some morning word you all want
eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
(25:32):
it's a big show on the radio, rolling too your Tuesday.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bid Box brought
you by shot him on the Speedway and the Coca
Colta six hundred This Sunday, May twenty six look like
gonna be sell out. You digts. You click on the
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hit the Big Box. Then while getting on in the
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second what.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
We were okay, well, let's know, had have anybody said
about the bad play the word anywhere?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Don the word anywhere? Lets meet the contestants. We got
Scott from Buyers, Texas. Good morning, Scott, Good morning, John Boy,
Hey buddy, welcome, thank you. We got Jeff out of Montgomery, Alabama.
Good morning, Jeff, good morning.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (26:20):
We're good?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
All right, boys Texas Alabama going out this morning. Jeff,
you're on Tator's team, Scott, I got you on my side.
All right, sounds good, okay, devil, Let's see what we
can do there. All right, So Tator and Jeff, y'all
relax and see I mean Scott and give you something
to shoot that here?
Speaker 9 (26:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, okay, so i'd free doze of the finish.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I hope you're enough for everybody.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
He was speed eating him.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Did you see that starting to cluck? Now down underneath
of the New York you ride on these I'm gonna
take that way? Yeah all right, well okay, rhymes with
a baby bear is a.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Up?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes? Uh huh? All right. The judge says you're out
of order, yes, uh huh, hey change the light blank?
So oh yes, uh huh. All right, I would like
to do this to you. Yeah, you did good? Well, okay,
thank you, all right, put it. That's four on the board.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Four.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
So now Jeff and Tater for their round one. All right,
Jeff you already picking up on that last I couldn't
get to see if tas ready.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Go.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
You say this to a graduate, or like to the
new couple, the newlywed, you'd like to blank them graduate
the opposite of lovey you may. The quarterback throws the ball,
it's called a what. Also if a guy hits on
a girl, he made a blank at her. Yeah, it's no,
(28:05):
you throw the ball, you blank me the sugar? Yes, yes,
Oh you're welcome.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Talking to Jamie.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Three on the board. Alright, Scott leading by one headed
end around two? All right, okay, this is exciting. Yeah,
so Scott, are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, starting to clock now, he's the best in the blank.
The whole deal is it's a whole beer blank something
that's very big. It's a whole what dog. This is
a hard word. No, this like what blank? Are you
in business? Another word for business? This is textile? Is
(28:54):
the blank that I work in the food service is
a blank that you work. It's a big blank. That's
that word that goes right. Yes, yes, yes, it was industry. Yes,
all right, don't feel that bad about wasting all that time.
But we put a five on the board, a total.
(29:15):
All right, Jeff and Taytor two will tie, three will win.
Let's hope for a hard word. Scott, ready, go.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
You make a c you're making? What kind of grades
you're not? Yes, the opposite of silver, the opposite metal
is first place.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, tied up.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You do this to your to your drink or to
your coffee. You with the cream, you blank this in you?
Uh no, but you do this with the stick.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Yes, stir.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There's no end that industry slid in there, hung us
up a little bit and uh Scott down in buyers Taxingboddy,
appreciate you playing, and you can try again anytime. Thanks,
good dame, Jeff, all right, man, thank you, thank you, buddy.
Appreciation you down that in Texas cotton. Jeff, your price
(30:07):
back head to Montgomery. Congratulations, good game, Good morning, got
the big show on the radio, and it's time with
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it's been a while since our next guest paid us
a visit. Buddies here now, so please welcome international star
of stage and screen, the one and only Alan Swan.
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Stand upside names and then last, y'all prepared to go
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Is me John Boy?
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John Boy? Good heavens, when did you start working for
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Misters? When you're in the Big Show studios? Oh? Thank heavens.
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Signor Bombacelli, May I remind you to wake me up
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So I hear you just got back from overseas making
a movie.
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As a matter of fact, I just wrapped on a
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Wasn't title Back to the Suture Australia. Wow, that's a
long plane ride. Do you enjoy flying if the liquor
is free? Yes?
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But alas the airlines these days are not what they
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The stewardess said, it's all right, It's just that the
pilot didn't like the sound one of the engines was
making and it's taking us a while to find a
new pilot.
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It all went okay, then i'd have been scared to death.
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I don't fair death, job boyt I fear the drake
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Well, well you must have seen it all. Flying for
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The first plane I flew on was so old it
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A two seater.
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He did a corkscrew, looped the loop, and then stalled
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Like a real dar devil he was.
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I wouldn't say he was reckless, but he had a
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Woh well, statistically flying is still the safest way to travel.
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Yes, but if that's the case, why do they call
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Good point.
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Ladies and gentlemen. Alan Swa the world's greatest actor. Damn you,
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Hangout all right, listen to you, morg It's time to
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Town of the pace.
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Harry Man.
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But the race they win is that.
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It's time to beat the blonde. We got our blonde.
Now let's get our contestants. Jamie out of Pikeville, Kentucky,
Good morning, Jamie. Good morning, Come boy, Hello, buddy, welcome. Ah,
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there's one thing a good farmer should always do.
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What make sure it's a cow we've gotten over.
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The farmers will know that.
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She's right.
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Okay, So that's the obvious. I will say, make sure
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Hands, warms up his hands, those the cow jump and
then they'll spill milk. Say where you're going, Jamie, do
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I milk many cows.
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And I do do that. I agree.
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You do do that?
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Well, I do, and that is I got. I got.
That's wrong to say you you should wash the cows over. Okay,
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He's compassionate.
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I like him.
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I think she's going more from personal experience. Right, sorry, man,
the buzzy like that.
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There we go.
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Let's get another question right here for you. Take Tate
Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda says it is the most beautiful
thing in the world, as well as the most painful.
What is it?
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A portrait of her? And Ted Turny.
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Hansom would probably love it. That was handsome.
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That was for you.
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Even Handso don't like Jane Fond, we have that much
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Sun most beautiful as well as the most painful. I'm
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Speaker 1 (11:43):
Baby, Jamie.
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That's exactly That's exactly what I was thinking.
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I'm all agree, and you're gonna agree. Oh no, it's over.
That would love James talking about love.
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It took me thirty years to get on here, but
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Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's how it goes, buddy, Jamie. We appreciate you, buddy.
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you.
There boy, Hey, can I do a shout out? Of course?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
My good friend Kim Nicholas and Ko Kobet Florida.
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We listened to you guys for prukly thirty years and
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before he did that.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I did.
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Win, after all.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Yeah, I did.
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Homer and Margin.
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We fished till about noon when get some lunch. We'd
come back an hour later this thurd and end the dock.
Still they hadn't moved time we started packing up about
four point thirty. He was still sitting there. Stayed there
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all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in the exact same place now you know.
Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there again. We come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if I have
same song agon wasn't happen exactly the same place, and
stayed there the whole time. He was there that day.
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
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out to get a beer. We walk in and say,
don guess who's sitting at the end of the bar,
and song Agan from the pier again. So I walked
down there and I sat beside it and brought him
a beer and we got to talking. I says, you
down here by yourself, the little fishing, I guess, and
the fewer says, well, no, actually, I'm on my honeymoon.
I said, honey moon. Where's your wife? And he said, well,
(15:47):
she's back at the motel. I said, well, well, you
been out here fishing for three solid days. Now here
you are sitting here drinking in the bar. How come
you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you new bride?
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bad case of gon area. I said, that's tough. How
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come you just don't, you know, go around, lay down
with her and hold her real close, and you know,
y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, well, she
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least give her a nice big kiss before he walked
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got piry. Said my god, con diarrhea, liven, If you
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don't mind me asking why in the world that you
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Talk through the infield grass.
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I cave a smile to the in car camp, singing who.
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Then I heard the voice of Ray evern Ham saying
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He was?
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He was peel, he was pig came out yell.
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Then on Big broad.
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Who loud you pros security card?
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Through my fail.
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It was just as good as ire. Remember what about y'all?
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Yeah?
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Good, well, I play some morning word you all want
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We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio, rolling too your Tuesday.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bid Box brought
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second what.
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We were okay, well, let's know, had have anybody said
about the bad play the word anywhere?
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Don the word anywhere? Lets meet the contestants. We got
Scott from Buyers, Texas. Good morning, Scott, Good morning, John Boy,
Hey buddy, welcome, thank you. We got Jeff out of Montgomery, Alabama.
Good morning, Jeff, good morning.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (26:20):
We're good?
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All right, boys Texas Alabama going out this morning. Jeff,
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to shoot that here?
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All right?
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Okay, okay, so i'd free doze of the finish.
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I hope you're enough for everybody.
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He was speed eating him.
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a baby bear is a.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Up?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes? Uh huh? All right. The judge says you're out
of order, yes, uh huh, hey change the light blank?
So oh yes, uh huh. All right, I would like
to do this to you. Yeah, you did good? Well, okay,
thank you, all right, put it. That's four on the board.
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Four.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
So now Jeff and Tater for their round one. All right,
Jeff you already picking up on that last I couldn't
get to see if tas ready.
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Go.
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You say this to a graduate, or like to the
new couple, the newlywed, you'd like to blank them graduate
the opposite of lovey you may. The quarterback throws the ball,
it's called a what. Also if a guy hits on
a girl, he made a blank at her. Yeah, it's no,
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you throw the ball, you blank me the sugar? Yes, yes,
Oh you're welcome.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Talking to Jamie.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Three on the board. Alright, Scott leading by one headed
end around two? All right, okay, this is exciting. Yeah,
so Scott, are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, starting to clock now, he's the best in the blank.
The whole deal is it's a whole beer blank something
that's very big. It's a whole what dog. This is
a hard word. No, this like what blank? Are you
in business? Another word for business? This is textile? Is
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the blank that I work in the food service is
a blank that you work. It's a big blank. That's
that word that goes right. Yes, yes, yes, it was industry. Yes,
all right, don't feel that bad about wasting all that time.
But we put a five on the board, a total.
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All right, Jeff and Taytor two will tie, three will win.
Let's hope for a hard word. Scott, ready, go.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
You make a c you're making? What kind of grades
you're not? Yes, the opposite of silver, the opposite metal
is first place.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, tied up.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You do this to your to your drink or to
your coffee. You with the cream, you blank this in you?
Uh no, but you do this with the stick.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Yes, stir.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There's no end that industry slid in there, hung us
up a little bit and uh Scott down in buyers Taxingboddy,
appreciate you playing, and you can try again anytime. Thanks,
good dame, Jeff, all right, man, thank you, thank you, buddy.
Appreciation you down that in Texas cotton. Jeff, your price
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