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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good Tuesday morning, June eighteen, Big Shows on the Radio.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bin Box the
very first episode of our Crocodile Stalker with the Southern
Florida Crockagiator. There's your key words, Southern Florida. It's a
big show act the Big Show not coming right now.
(00:46):
It's time to play beat them both, all right, one
of my favorite games. You're on the Big Show. Let's
meet our contestant. It is Will from the Hunting Georgia.
Good morning, Will, Hey, hey man, we are all good.
Glad you're in here, mongst us. There's our blonde over there.
(01:08):
If you'd be nice, Will tell Yeah, Well, you know
what we're gonna do. Ask Dater some questions. She will
answer to the best of her ability. She does not
have the correct answers, so she cannot bluff. You can
just so two bells are winning for you get two buzzers,
(01:31):
all right, then let's jump in here. Oh well, let's
start with an easy well maybe it's it's only two answers,
are true or false question? Marcia like the odds. Okay, well,
true or false. Mountain climbers in Switzerland are complaining that
the matter horn does not have enough bathroom facilities. Huh yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I'll bet most of the points are coming from
the folks at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wait is it raining?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look sweet mountain, you won't make to pee off the
side of a mountain. You're all right? Well, Tanner says true.
Will do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I'm gonna go with falls.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You say falls. No, they were tried to get complain
of the sweetish accent and everything. Yeah, tell what you
were doing. I was just where's the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Urist will always find something to complain.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's the matter is a big out. You know you
are outdoors, but maybe it's tough getting all that mountain
plumbing equipment. Don't worry about the oxygen you're losing it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Be upset there's no bathroom her.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's worry about will right here? Don'g going right with
the buster? All right? We need a ball right here?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sounds like he's fighting a lion.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Tater. According to Norse.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Mythology, that's the toughest one.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The first man was made from a tree? What was
the first woman made from? Easy?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We all know that sugar and spice and everything nice.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It turned out to be so the puppy dogtails. I
always thought that was kinda mean. Snakes and snails, okay,
so uh so a.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Woman has made from a different tree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So all right, a woman has made from a different tree.
All right, Will sounds like she knows what she's talking about. Good,
don't trust her and go with her and agree. Yeah,
I'll go with her. You're gonna agree on that one.
And I had to talk into him, but that's good answer. So,
(03:52):
by the way, he was an ash tree, she was
an elm all right, Norse mythology.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Why you need moisturize?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
All right, and we go.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We're gonna win it to lose it on this question, tayer.
We know that the Boy Scouts stick by their motto
be prepared. I've told you all that often, yes, all
that often.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What is the Girl Scouts motto? Easy?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Sell those cookies?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Right? And what are they like?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Eighteen dollars inflation? My friends? Be courteous? Be courteous that
it says the Girl Scouts model with will agree or disagree.
I'm going to go I'll go with her.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
How agree on this one?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Are you sure? Okay? Yeah, it's the same be prepared,
same Moto as the Boy Scouts. But you were being courteous.
That's nice. Well, lucky for you, we got a consolation
prize that you are gonna love there, buddy. So if
you hang on jack your hook, you up with it.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Shout out, yeah, yeah, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Let me give a shout out my buddy Billing and
Fisher and my wife have well.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
All right, we'll appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. Here it is your bottom of the hour
news right on the on the side. We got our
time capsule this June eighteenth. Alright, ain't gonna fu live.
(06:06):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Eh hzzah, good mom says, Welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Day, Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?
Speaker 11 (06:32):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves, enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Look at these losers, a bunch of fruitcakes, dress up
like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me,
how come you get to dress up like the king
and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir,
a fool. But what's the difference?
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester is known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh that's not so bad, an idiot?
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Is how you would dressed before, sir?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, okay, we're here.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
We've seen enough.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Have my turkey leg, steak on a steak, corn on
the cob, beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Let's go, go, sir.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
But we've beenly been here fifteen minute scad wherry.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is boring, sir.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on breasts, and be stunned by one
mister stonecoat Steve Austen.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the one
in charge around here? Remember our little saying, yes, sir,
say it Isley, big Eye know use sir, that's right,
And big Eye says it's time to go.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Oh very well after you, sir.
Speaker 12 (07:58):
Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey, kingy, honey, you looking for
a queen.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
We were just leaving, Madam.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Not so fast, Cadbury, who are they? Wrenches, sir?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Common Guta Field.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Hey, Wanches.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You don't know Dart never heard anybody check out those outfits.
They're practically following out of those dresses. I hadn't noticed.
So you need to stop hanging around Randy Hell baby dolls?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Who you calling?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Oh, I'm at ye old take a high redneck full honey, I'm.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Not a redneck fool.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'm John Boar Jumbo quick.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well you're a head, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
What kind of wenches are you?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 12 (08:36):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Iy me you h.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay said, come on Cadbury, but sir.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Right, hurry back your lordship honey.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Duck into this port a potty with me? How deg Sir?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
I have blowed myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
No stupid taking clothes off.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
I prefer to remain just good friends with all the
same to user.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, the baby dolls, they're only interested in royalty, stupid.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Give me your outfit, not.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sir, I'm only wearing my boxes under my royal twin.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
You about done in the throne room, honeys.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it. Come get some, sir.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Where's the other? Your majesty, Your majesty, honey.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm in charge of the king. Now come on, winches,
I'll show you the roy Winter Bago. I got a
night's tail on DVD.
Speaker 13 (09:51):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot e?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Did someone say tight sport?
Speaker 14 (10:00):
Ever?
Speaker 15 (10:01):
That's all fancy meeting you? Yeah, I love your outfit
and he says it all Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, John BOYA and Dilly.
Speaker 15 (10:12):
He's just being melodramatic. You've got to ignore it if
you really want to help him. Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
about twenty minutes away. All Things Sports specializes on the
college side, and I board a packed man from Legency
see networks in big.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Esp Right down action, Hello friends, your old pelt birdburn
Here with another gibblet tickling episode of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Today's episode the hold up.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
As our story opens, a city slicker and his young
daughter are being robbed by a desperado in the Old West.
Now see here, young man, what is the meaning of this?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You must be new to the wild West. This is
called a hold up. Oh my, you're nothing but an outlaw. Well,
there's no such things as outlaws, really, mostly just gunslingers, desperadoes,
and vermin. Which one are you? Well, since you ask,
I've always fancied myself a desperado. I don't have the
weasley features to be a vermin, and I'm too lousy.
(11:45):
It was shot to be a gun slinger.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, we ain't got nothing worth stealing, so you can
just skid nattle you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Right about that. I rummaged through that wagon. You got
nothing worth stealings. Maybe the wagon and the horse. They'll
fetch a good dead wood.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
But that's all we got.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
We'll die out here.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The Pony Express will be along shortly.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, I must say, you certainly live up to the
title of desperado.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Why, thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's satisfying to be recognized for my abilities. You folks
have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
So many horses. Oh dear, oh my, all is lost.
My life savings were hidden in that wagon. Your mother
will kill me. I just want to eat a lettuce
sandwich on gluten bread and hide under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Don't worry, daddy, here's the money.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Sweet fancy Moses, how did you do that? Well?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
When the Desperado showed up, I had all that money
in my mouth. I got my big mouth from my mama.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Jimminy that swell. Oh I miss your mother?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Why well, if your mother was here, we could have
saved the horse in the wagon too.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
And how.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Too
bad you didn't inherit her bosom. Two little buttons could
have saved the day. Tune in next time when we'll
hear the wacky Pony Express drivers say.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Howdy friends,
you're listening to the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
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Speaker 3 (14:18):
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John Mobilly Late Roisers podcast. Be nice if you can
get the entire big show four hours worth. Don't work
out like that, but.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
We got it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What we do is put it up every Monday through Friday.
The John Moobilly Late Roiser's podcast, Where do you get
you a podcast? It worked out five and then sometimes
yes and if you can't here the final hour, this
would be a good way to do that because we
have all four hours every word undered on the Big Show.
(14:56):
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(15:39):
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Speaker 9 (15:46):
Good morning John Boy and crew. You know what, nothing
gets done until something gets sold, Johnny. That's ten years
with the pickle company that is bearing.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I thank you very much, But.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
Honest, you know, on the sales department, I'm just telling
you nothing gets done until something gets sold. I've known
that from day one. All right, let me get you
up to speed. The College World Series is still rocking
and rolling. But Johnny, the SEC is in control in
the brackets, so we'll see what happens on that front.
We had some unbelievable games since we you and I
(16:23):
last spoke last week. I mean, the first four games
are all determined by one run. First three of those
will walk off, right, I mean, just crazy how it ends.
SEC's had the upper hand on the ACC so far.
But we'll see where this thing goes. But again, I
told you last week, Tennessee is the number one ranked
team in the country and this century, since we went
(16:45):
to this new format, the number one team has never
closed the deal. But the balls are right now in
a really good spot, so we'll see how that plays out.
Get a lot of baseball still left the rest of
this week now literally in our backyard over the weekend
at Pinehurst, which he's an unbelievable spot for folks who've
never been.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You need to go.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
If you're a goffer. It's a bucket list thing. But
man one a tournament that was Rice and d Chambeau
knocks off Roy McElroy. McElroy put it like me and you,
Johnny the last three, but he missed one putt was
two feet six inches, the other one was three feet
nine inches. And you know, I saw a crazy stat
(17:23):
that for the year inside three feet, McElroy was four
hundred and ninety six out of four hundred and ninety six.
And then he misses two little ones like that, and
you know, people are going crazy. And you know the
whole USA chant, which I thought was kind of strange too,
because I mean, you know, Dschambo is one of his
first guys to go that live tour and he made
(17:45):
all the money left the PGA tour, and here's McElroy,
who basically was the voice of the tour and saying, listen,
you know, I'm all about legacy. And this is where
back to a complete.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Turnabout I think about data I have. Yeah, and you're right, yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
You know, sitting here watching that Sunday going, you know,
I get it. You know, Bryson went to sam used
in America. I get all that mc roy's from across
the pond. But I'm just wondering how many golf fans
are actually out there thinking, maybe Eno, if you were
really loyal the PGA Tour, Roy would have been your guy.
But I mean, whatever, it was a great drama, incredible
golf shot that d Chambeau made on eighteen, A long
(18:24):
bunker shot. I believe he's an old golfer. That's when
the hardest shots a period, much less for a US Open.
But I was thinking too with McElroy and everybody's getting
on his cage about how he abruptly left it golf
course five minutes after d Chambeau won, got in his
car and pulled out. I'm thinking of myself. You know,
that guy for the week, Johnny, he made two point
three million dollars for coming in second two point three million,
(18:47):
so that's not a bad week of work. And he,
you know, reconciled with his wife. You know, he was
getting ready to go through a divorce and lose tens
of millions. Reconciled with her, and the kid made two
points there, and he's walking around like the world's coming
to an end. So I mean, you know, you kind
of putting in perspective right right, But by the way
(19:07):
as far as the Americans go. That is now the
last six major golf championships have now been won by
six different American golfers, and that has not happened since
the mid seventies. Just to put things totally in perspective
from that standpoint, Now, one more thing, little college football,
because you know, I got to give you a little
Southern frize football because it's not that far away.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Man.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
Listen, this time next month we're gonna be cranking up
with the media days of the SEC, the ACC and
everybody else. So we're about a month away from it
really officially getting underway. But there was a little news
nugget I saw this week I want to pass on
to you. Remember less Miles no Man Patter used to
coach at LSU back he was in Oklahoma State, then
he went to LSU, then went to Kansas and now
(19:51):
I don't know what he's doing. He might be playing golf.
Now I don't know what he'said about. I do know
one thing he's doing. He is now suing suing his
former employer, Louisiana State University, because when he was coaching there,
they had to vacate and wins all right. But because
they did that, his winning percentage is now falling below
a certain level that you have to have if you
(20:14):
want to get into the college Football Hall of Fame.
So the mad hatters said, screw this, I'm suing you
guys at LSU. And so I was reading about the cage,
imthing to myself, you know, had you not cheated? You know,
it's not you had nothing to do with It has
nothing to do with whether the school vacated wins. It
(20:35):
actually had everything to do with you cheating. If you
weren't cheating, then you want to win seventy five percent
of your games.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I was wondering about that, maybe the school was cheating
behind his back.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
No, I mean apparently they had sometimes, you know, apparently
had some kind of agreement that it Hey, listen, if
you admit you were cheating, we got your back. Then
he means they were cheating. They're like, wait a minute,
you gotta blame let's get rid of him. I mean,
there's always listen. I used to work at LSU. It
an incredible place, unbelievable fans. They've got passion like nobody's
business of the whole state loves them. It's a crazy
(21:07):
scene down there on a Saturday night at Tiger Stadium.
But I'm telling you what, that school produces some of
the craziest stories I have ever seen. Unbelievable. So keep
that one in the back of your pocket. Everybody sues
everybody this day and age, so less miles today. Man,
this is this is nonsense. School screwed me, no you well, hey,
(21:30):
we'll see what happens in Omaha and see if the
ACC can get on the peak. Right now, the SEC,
which has dominated the College World Series in recent memory,
is on top and in control. But like I said,
there's still a lot of baseball to be played. We'll
see where that goes next week.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
All right, good stuff, pat Man, appreciate you, my boy.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Right, I have a great week.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
We talked you alright, buddy, thanks a lot. Man. Hi,
dam well, I hotlet's playing some wordy word one eight
hundred big show. You told free law a lot, no suing,
nobody's shoe anything. Don't even tell anybody right here now, Okay,
let's not go too far. Yeah, I've got a couple
of contestants and play next.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Good morning is make sure on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
In the short rows for Tuesday, June eighteen. I got
it these feature track for to make Sure Big Boxes
the Crocodile Stalker. Our first episode entitled the Southern Florida Crodigator.
There's a key words Southern Florida and that big box
at the Big Show dot Com cleaning on their contest
(23:02):
Monday King, get there, we'll call you. I had everybody's
head about the bad.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Some wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Rendy from Baldwin, Mississippi.
Good morning, Randy, everybody.
Speaker 13 (23:19):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
We got Terry from Lincoln to the North Carolina. Goome morning, Terry, Jerry,
Oh there you are, body right there? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I got going on in Me and Randy on the team,
Taylor and Terry on the side.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Somebody's on a speakerphone.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Thing sounds like.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Terry, are you on the smeekerphone? Terry? Yeah, well you
you might want to get off. That sounds like you're
having a family reunion over there. Nordon Nelvis, Yeah, well
don't ma me go all right there?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
You on?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That is it working? Terry? Now? Jaggie Blessed is hard?
The thing you hung up on himself? Well, that happens.
I will get Terry. Terry's gonna be on Tator's team.
Sounds like y'all get along with it, So man, Randy,
go ahead and go for the first thirty seconds off.
Jackie's getting Terry back on the line.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
How about that?
Speaker 16 (24:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
The color is not showing. He's back on, min Baby,
I got blue over here. I learned my colors.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It is all right, there's that orange on there. Hey, Terry,
is that you buddy? All right? That's much motter? All right,
all right, Terry, will you hang on and me and
Randy give you something to shoot that?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Randy?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (24:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Okay? Wit minute? Was Randy get me to beat the
blonde questions for some reason?
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
You're playing the wordy word?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Right? Okay, Yeah, we'll put that out of the way.
Were you trying to confuse me? That's O tay her
holding up bardy words? Hey, am I gonna beat her?
Hold up bardy words? Okay, I'm gonna try to beat
the bo Okay, okay, wow, all right, here we go.
All right, Randy, are you ready? I think I am?
Now prove it. I'm make sure Randy's there.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Are you there?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Randy?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Okay, now, I got Randy on the phone.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well, okay, you're right, yeah, yeah, I got you. Now
all right, well Randy, I'm gonna give you clues and
you shout out the word let's get a bunch.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, it's not your fault. He's aggressive with anybody named Randy.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, okay, we all right, okay, start the clock. Now
these get on your nerves a common house? What but yes?
Uh huh? All right, Oh, I've got her in the
blank of my hand, Paul, Yeah, jump in the pool
(25:56):
and do this. No the back strow, backstrow, jump in
a pool. Yes, uh huh. Take your clothes off. I
want you to what another word to take your clothes off?
Don't know another word? All right? It didn't come in
there with as Iran. And we put a three on
(26:17):
the board. All right then, and now it's Terry and
Tater for there round one. Terry, y'all shooting for three?
Are you readybody? Welcome to the main event. Okay and go.
Speaker 14 (26:30):
The doctor may have you do this before he exams you. Yes, hey,
before before uber you would you would call one of these?
Uh you you need to get one of these to
buy a house. You go to the bank and ask
for a Yep. You put up one of these in
your backyard. It keeps your dog in.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yep. And these are on your house. The water goes
through them.
Speaker 14 (26:56):
Get your mind out of the hah hey, I can't,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
All right, I'm glad, y'all speak Terry, I didn't know.
Good work, y'all right, yeah, Terry player, that's five on
the board. All right, Randy, we're down by two. We
need to make up some points right here. All right,
let's go all right then, let's do it all right,
starting to clock. Now, you have two of these you
(27:24):
hear out of your ear. Yeah, uh huh. Not a
shower filled this up with water? Yeah, what kind of tub?
Yeah uh huh. She's at the head of the class.
She is your tea. Yes, all right. You gotta cook
that steak. Don't eat it like this if you it
(27:46):
was not, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
A Moses had one of these. A stick another word for.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
A stack, yeah, a stack.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, good work, Randy boy, give you the right clues.
You jumped on there at five on the three and
eight score. All right, Terry and Tayler. All you need
is three to tie and four will win, Terry, Are
you ready and go in the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
There was a good one and a bad one of these.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
Wait, huh, this is a bird. You eat it. It's
very common.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It lays eggs. It's a what.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Nope, smaller?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Hey, this bird goes.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Tied up.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You might eat peanut butter and blank.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No peanut butter, jelly butter wind.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I'm gone.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
Of that.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Make it hurt dog gonna Randy down the ball in Mississippi.
We came up a little short body. But you can
try again any time we'll get I can to make
that happen. All right, awesome, all right, Randy, Thank you, buddy,
have a great day.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Now going to try leaving your tater squeaking Randy out
and you got the big old mount Olives prize packed.
Terry heading to Lincoln then for you.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
But why said.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
He go?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Buddy? Good morning, make shows on the radio. Tuesday bit
request from Amanda Kendrick out of Mobile, Alabama. Amanda says,
my favorite is still lipless. Please play his stuff. We
got you baby coming up next. Good morning. Got to
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make you on the radio. You around this time, and
I have something that you had heard before and like
to hear it again. That's what we do about Monday
through Friday. Right around here. Man, the Kendrick got a
mobile Alabama, familiar with our process. Her favorite is lipless.
So Amanda gets to hear her fag here we go
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order there.
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Speaker 15 (30:38):
Where he's in missing?
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Oh?
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Yeah, that's what you didn't hear a walk And I'll
hear you the truth.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I ain't had an.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
All good on her.
Speaker 15 (30:45):
He hadn't had any good material.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I'm you know who are here?
Speaker 10 (30:54):
I've heard a good honey, Hey show hope what Hey
show hope?
Speaker 15 (30:58):
Oh kitty show.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
You hold down sucks.
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Pulled down some they pulled down some serious and you
know here that's harder rightly?
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What I need to do the hitting market tap into
the kiddie.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Martin depends on on you act on your programs.
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Horn.
Speaker 15 (31:24):
You know he's gonna try his new kiddies.
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know rot you out a letter a letter what the
letter E? No, wait, let the letter d Z.
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Talk to you about the letter V.
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High Now, who's not right but who don heck heck,
heck hecker.
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is only Donald had a horm You're a good for today, yester.
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do the animals.
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Anal tround you, you know, all right.
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All right, so when when you said the animal, then
then I'm ignoring right trunk.
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that time?
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Hockey and you say if we said Google said, don't
worryet oh I shall here.
Speaker 17 (33:45):
Yeah, yeah, hearty, good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's a big show on the radio. Today's featured track
from the Big Show bid Box Liked to Have This
for You, John Woe Billy album. The first episode ever
of The Crocodiles Talker. Here on the Big Show. The
bid Box used keywords Southern Florida.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife. Been annoying a crap out
of them?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Now here's Steve today.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
This time we're out in the Everglades, four thousand square
miles of Florida wetlands, home of some of the most
exotic and dangerous wildlife in North America. Today we stalk
in the Southern Florida croker gide, a ferocious hybrid of
the American alligator and the saltwater crocodile. They're extremely nasty
(35:06):
and unbelievably aggressive, sort of like a telemarketer with scales
and razor sharp fangs. Here's a crocodator nest a few
yards off to the right ear. Let's move in and
see if we can get a closer look. Hello, what's
this krikey? It's the Black Mariah spider. Oh, she's a beauty.
I'll pick her up here so we can get a
(35:28):
better look. Check Out the long needle like snout she
uses to inject venom into a victim. One bite is
enoughing disorient a full grown man. Here's the snout right there.
You sure wouldn't want to back ow. Oh, well, that's
not good. Look at how fast it's swelling. But I
tell you what, I'm gonna just use my belt to
(35:50):
tie off the wound so the venom won't spread. Here
we go, no problem. Now where were we?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Oh? Yeah, the crook a gat a nest.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Crikey, Look at those flowers. I'll tell you these trouble
colors of his borns. What a drama? Wait, nobody moves
hear that. That's the sound of a deadly.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
Florida brown rattler, one of the most venomous snakes in
all of North America.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Man, there he is, krikey, Look at those fangs. He's
not happy to see us. Let me just grab a
hold of him so we can get a fit of Look. Ow, well,
now that's not good.
Speaker 16 (36:33):
That bite had enough venom to finish off a full
grown man in a matter of minutes. I'll just take
the turn, get off my hand, and put it here
on my leg. Here, we better move on over to
the croculator's nest while we can.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Look.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Baby croculators there must be a half dozen of them.
Got a kid, I'll let them fool you. He's baby's
back quite a bite. Let me pick one up so
we can get a bit of Look see there's raise
a sharp little teeth. Why as small as these cobas are,
they can take a man's finger right off, kind of
(37:12):
like that.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Look at him, flat spot, Crocky, look at him.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Swarm or smell of blood drives a.
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Little drunky letters into a feeding frenzy, which means I
should probably move back up bit.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Mommy's home. She's not happy. They've been known to strip
the fish from a man's body. Another five minutes, when
their fruit is tripping the sky. You're gonna put that
camera down and give me a lelve over here, killing
bloody sea light.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What a fright of you?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
You want some of these?
Speaker 17 (37:47):
Apparently?
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So tune in again next week for another episode of
The Crocodile Stalker.
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Good Tuesday morning, June eighteen, Big Shows on the Radio.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bin Box the
very first episode of our Crocodile Stalker with the Southern
Florida Crockagiator. There's your key words, Southern Florida. It's a
big show act the Big Show not coming right now.
(00:46):
It's time to play beat them both, all right, one
of my favorite games. You're on the Big Show. Let's
meet our contestant. It is Will from the Hunting Georgia.
Good morning, Will, Hey, hey man, we are all good.
Glad you're in here, mongst us. There's our blonde over there.
(01:08):
If you'd be nice, Will tell Yeah, Well, you know
what we're gonna do. Ask Dater some questions. She will
answer to the best of her ability. She does not
have the correct answers, so she cannot bluff. You can
just so two bells are winning for you get two buzzers,
(01:31):
all right, then let's jump in here. Oh well, let's
start with an easy well maybe it's it's only two answers,
are true or false question? Marcia like the odds. Okay, well,
true or false. Mountain climbers in Switzerland are complaining that
the matter horn does not have enough bathroom facilities. Huh yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I'll bet most of the points are coming from
the folks at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wait is it raining?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look sweet mountain, you won't make to pee off the
side of a mountain. You're all right? Well, Tanner says true.
Will do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I'm gonna go with falls.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You say falls. No, they were tried to get complain
of the sweetish accent and everything. Yeah, tell what you
were doing. I was just where's the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Urist will always find something to complain.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's the matter is a big out. You know you
are outdoors, but maybe it's tough getting all that mountain
plumbing equipment. Don't worry about the oxygen you're losing it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Be upset there's no bathroom her.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's worry about will right here? Don'g going right with
the buster? All right? We need a ball right here?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sounds like he's fighting a lion.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Tater. According to Norse.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Mythology, that's the toughest one.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The first man was made from a tree? What was
the first woman made from? Easy?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We all know that sugar and spice and everything nice.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It turned out to be so the puppy dogtails. I
always thought that was kinda mean. Snakes and snails, okay,
so uh so a.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Woman has made from a different tree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So all right, a woman has made from a different tree.
All right, Will sounds like she knows what she's talking about. Good,
don't trust her and go with her and agree. Yeah,
I'll go with her. You're gonna agree on that one.
And I had to talk into him, but that's good answer. So,
(03:52):
by the way, he was an ash tree, she was
an elm all right, Norse mythology.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Why you need moisturize?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
All right, and we go.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We're gonna win it to lose it on this question, tayer.
We know that the Boy Scouts stick by their motto
be prepared. I've told you all that often, yes, all
that often.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What is the Girl Scouts motto? Easy?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Sell those cookies?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Right? And what are they like?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Eighteen dollars inflation? My friends? Be courteous? Be courteous that
it says the Girl Scouts model with will agree or disagree.
I'm going to go I'll go with her.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
How agree on this one?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Are you sure? Okay? Yeah, it's the same be prepared,
same Moto as the Boy Scouts. But you were being courteous.
That's nice. Well, lucky for you, we got a consolation
prize that you are gonna love there, buddy. So if
you hang on jack your hook, you up with it.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Shout out, yeah, yeah, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Let me give a shout out my buddy Billing and
Fisher and my wife have well.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
All right, we'll appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. Here it is your bottom of the hour
news right on the on the side. We got our
time capsule this June eighteenth. Alright, ain't gonna fu live.
(06:06):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Eh hzzah, good mom says, Welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Day, Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?
Speaker 11 (06:32):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves, enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Look at these losers, a bunch of fruitcakes, dress up
like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me,
how come you get to dress up like the king
and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir,
a fool. But what's the difference?
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester is known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh that's not so bad, an idiot?
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Is how you would dressed before, sir?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, okay, we're here.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
We've seen enough.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Have my turkey leg, steak on a steak, corn on
the cob, beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Let's go, go, sir.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
But we've beenly been here fifteen minute scad wherry.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is boring, sir.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on breasts, and be stunned by one
mister stonecoat Steve Austen.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the one
in charge around here? Remember our little saying, yes, sir,
say it Isley, big Eye know use sir, that's right,
And big Eye says it's time to go.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Oh very well after you, sir.
Speaker 12 (07:58):
Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey, kingy, honey, you looking for
a queen.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
We were just leaving, Madam.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Not so fast, Cadbury, who are they? Wrenches, sir?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Common Guta Field.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Hey, Wanches.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You don't know Dart never heard anybody check out those outfits.
They're practically following out of those dresses. I hadn't noticed.
So you need to stop hanging around Randy Hell baby dolls?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Who you calling?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Oh, I'm at ye old take a high redneck full honey, I'm.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Not a redneck fool.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'm John Boar Jumbo quick.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well you're a head, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
What kind of wenches are you?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 12 (08:36):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Iy me you h.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay said, come on Cadbury, but sir.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Right, hurry back your lordship honey.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Duck into this port a potty with me? How deg Sir?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
I have blowed myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
No stupid taking clothes off.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
I prefer to remain just good friends with all the
same to user.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, the baby dolls, they're only interested in royalty, stupid.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Give me your outfit, not.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sir, I'm only wearing my boxes under my royal twin.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
You about done in the throne room, honeys.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it. Come get some, sir.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Where's the other? Your majesty, Your majesty, honey.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm in charge of the king. Now come on, winches,
I'll show you the roy Winter Bago. I got a
night's tail on DVD.
Speaker 13 (09:51):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot e?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Did someone say tight sport?
Speaker 14 (10:00):
Ever?
Speaker 15 (10:01):
That's all fancy meeting you? Yeah, I love your outfit
and he says it all Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, John BOYA and Dilly.
Speaker 15 (10:12):
He's just being melodramatic. You've got to ignore it if
you really want to help him. Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
about twenty minutes away. All Things Sports specializes on the
college side, and I board a packed man from Legency
see networks in big.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Esp Right down action, Hello friends, your old pelt birdburn
Here with another gibblet tickling episode of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Today's episode the hold up.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
As our story opens, a city slicker and his young
daughter are being robbed by a desperado in the Old West.
Now see here, young man, what is the meaning of this?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You must be new to the wild West. This is
called a hold up. Oh my, you're nothing but an outlaw. Well,
there's no such things as outlaws, really, mostly just gunslingers, desperadoes,
and vermin. Which one are you? Well, since you ask,
I've always fancied myself a desperado. I don't have the
weasley features to be a vermin, and I'm too lousy.
(11:45):
It was shot to be a gun slinger.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, we ain't got nothing worth stealing, so you can
just skid nattle you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Right about that. I rummaged through that wagon. You got
nothing worth stealings. Maybe the wagon and the horse. They'll
fetch a good dead wood.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
But that's all we got.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
We'll die out here.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The Pony Express will be along shortly.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, I must say, you certainly live up to the
title of desperado.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Why, thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's satisfying to be recognized for my abilities. You folks
have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
So many horses. Oh dear, oh my, all is lost.
My life savings were hidden in that wagon. Your mother
will kill me. I just want to eat a lettuce
sandwich on gluten bread and hide under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Don't worry, daddy, here's the money.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Sweet fancy Moses, how did you do that? Well?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
When the Desperado showed up, I had all that money
in my mouth. I got my big mouth from my mama.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Jimminy that swell. Oh I miss your mother?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Why well, if your mother was here, we could have
saved the horse in the wagon too.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
And how.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Too
bad you didn't inherit her bosom. Two little buttons could
have saved the day. Tune in next time when we'll
hear the wacky Pony Express drivers say.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Howdy friends,
you're listening to the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Guaranteed the lower intelligence quotions by as much as ninety
percent and even the most stable individuals.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's a big show on the radio. Y'all about the
John Mobilly Late Roisers podcast. Be nice if you can
get the entire big show four hours worth. Don't work
out like that, but.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
We got it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What we do is put it up every Monday through Friday.
The John Moobilly Late Roiser's podcast, Where do you get
you a podcast? It worked out five and then sometimes
yes and if you can't here the final hour, this
would be a good way to do that because we
have all four hours every word undered on the Big Show.
(14:56):
So the John Moobilly Late Roisers Podcast O, then Mark
Picker coming up in minutes. Wordy Word gonna be played
in that big final hour of the Big Show as
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(15:39):
Packer from the ACC Network, Big ESPN. Good Morning pac Man.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Good morning John Boy and crew. You know what, nothing
gets done until something gets sold, Johnny. That's ten years
with the pickle company that is bearing.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I thank you very much, But.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
Honest, you know, on the sales department, I'm just telling
you nothing gets done until something gets sold. I've known
that from day one. All right, let me get you
up to speed. The College World Series is still rocking
and rolling. But Johnny, the SEC is in control in
the brackets, so we'll see what happens on that front.
We had some unbelievable games since we you and I
(16:23):
last spoke last week. I mean, the first four games
are all determined by one run. First three of those
will walk off, right, I mean, just crazy how it ends.
SEC's had the upper hand on the ACC so far.
But we'll see where this thing goes. But again, I
told you last week, Tennessee is the number one ranked
team in the country and this century, since we went
(16:45):
to this new format, the number one team has never
closed the deal. But the balls are right now in
a really good spot, so we'll see how that plays out.
Get a lot of baseball still left the rest of
this week now literally in our backyard over the weekend
at Pinehurst, which he's an unbelievable spot for folks who've
never been.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You need to go.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
If you're a goffer. It's a bucket list thing. But
man one a tournament that was Rice and d Chambeau
knocks off Roy McElroy. McElroy put it like me and you,
Johnny the last three, but he missed one putt was
two feet six inches, the other one was three feet
nine inches. And you know, I saw a crazy stat
(17:23):
that for the year inside three feet, McElroy was four
hundred and ninety six out of four hundred and ninety six.
And then he misses two little ones like that, and
you know, people are going crazy. And you know the
whole USA chant, which I thought was kind of strange too,
because I mean, you know, Dschambo is one of his
first guys to go that live tour and he made
(17:45):
all the money left the PGA tour, and here's McElroy,
who basically was the voice of the tour and saying, listen,
you know, I'm all about legacy. And this is where
back to a complete.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Turnabout I think about data I have. Yeah, and you're right, yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
You know, sitting here watching that Sunday going, you know,
I get it. You know, Bryson went to sam used
in America. I get all that mc roy's from across
the pond. But I'm just wondering how many golf fans
are actually out there thinking, maybe Eno, if you were
really loyal the PGA Tour, Roy would have been your guy.
But I mean, whatever, it was a great drama, incredible
golf shot that d Chambeau made on eighteen, A long
(18:24):
bunker shot. I believe he's an old golfer. That's when
the hardest shots a period, much less for a US Open.
But I was thinking too with McElroy and everybody's getting
on his cage about how he abruptly left it golf
course five minutes after d Chambeau won, got in his
car and pulled out. I'm thinking of myself. You know,
that guy for the week, Johnny, he made two point
three million dollars for coming in second two point three million,
(18:47):
so that's not a bad week of work. And he,
you know, reconciled with his wife. You know, he was
getting ready to go through a divorce and lose tens
of millions. Reconciled with her, and the kid made two
points there, and he's walking around like the world's coming
to an end. So I mean, you know, you kind
of putting in perspective right right, But by the way
(19:07):
as far as the Americans go. That is now the
last six major golf championships have now been won by
six different American golfers, and that has not happened since
the mid seventies. Just to put things totally in perspective
from that standpoint, Now, one more thing, little college football,
because you know, I got to give you a little
Southern frize football because it's not that far away.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Man.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
Listen, this time next month we're gonna be cranking up
with the media days of the SEC, the ACC and
everybody else. So we're about a month away from it
really officially getting underway. But there was a little news
nugget I saw this week I want to pass on
to you. Remember less Miles no Man Patter used to
coach at LSU back he was in Oklahoma State, then
he went to LSU, then went to Kansas and now
(19:51):
I don't know what he's doing. He might be playing golf.
Now I don't know what he'said about. I do know
one thing he's doing. He is now suing suing his
former employer, Louisiana State University, because when he was coaching there,
they had to vacate and wins all right. But because
they did that, his winning percentage is now falling below
a certain level that you have to have if you
(20:14):
want to get into the college Football Hall of Fame.
So the mad hatters said, screw this, I'm suing you
guys at LSU. And so I was reading about the cage,
imthing to myself, you know, had you not cheated? You know,
it's not you had nothing to do with It has
nothing to do with whether the school vacated wins. It
(20:35):
actually had everything to do with you cheating. If you
weren't cheating, then you want to win seventy five percent
of your games.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I was wondering about that, maybe the school was cheating
behind his back.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
No, I mean apparently they had sometimes, you know, apparently
had some kind of agreement that it Hey, listen, if
you admit you were cheating, we got your back. Then
he means they were cheating. They're like, wait a minute,
you gotta blame let's get rid of him. I mean,
there's always listen. I used to work at LSU. It
an incredible place, unbelievable fans. They've got passion like nobody's
business of the whole state loves them. It's a crazy
(21:07):
scene down there on a Saturday night at Tiger Stadium.
But I'm telling you what, that school produces some of
the craziest stories I have ever seen. Unbelievable. So keep
that one in the back of your pocket. Everybody sues
everybody this day and age, so less miles today. Man,
this is this is nonsense. School screwed me, no you well, hey,
(21:30):
we'll see what happens in Omaha and see if the
ACC can get on the peak. Right now, the SEC,
which has dominated the College World Series in recent memory,
is on top and in control. But like I said,
there's still a lot of baseball to be played. We'll
see where that goes next week.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
All right, good stuff, pat Man, appreciate you, my boy.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Right, I have a great week.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
We talked you alright, buddy, thanks a lot. Man. Hi,
dam well, I hotlet's playing some wordy word one eight
hundred big show. You told free law a lot, no suing,
nobody's shoe anything. Don't even tell anybody right here now, Okay,
let's not go too far. Yeah, I've got a couple
of contestants and play next.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Good morning is make sure on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
In the short rows for Tuesday, June eighteen. I got
it these feature track for to make Sure Big Boxes
the Crocodile Stalker. Our first episode entitled the Southern Florida Crodigator.
There's a key words Southern Florida and that big box
at the Big Show dot Com cleaning on their contest
(23:02):
Monday King, get there, we'll call you. I had everybody's
head about the bad.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Some wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Rendy from Baldwin, Mississippi.
Good morning, Randy, everybody.
Speaker 13 (23:19):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
We got Terry from Lincoln to the North Carolina. Goome morning, Terry, Jerry,
Oh there you are, body right there? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I got going on in Me and Randy on the team,
Taylor and Terry on the side.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Somebody's on a speakerphone.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Thing sounds like.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Terry, are you on the smeekerphone? Terry? Yeah, well you
you might want to get off. That sounds like you're
having a family reunion over there. Nordon Nelvis, Yeah, well
don't ma me go all right there?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
You on?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That is it working? Terry? Now? Jaggie Blessed is hard?
The thing you hung up on himself? Well, that happens.
I will get Terry. Terry's gonna be on Tator's team.
Sounds like y'all get along with it, So man, Randy,
go ahead and go for the first thirty seconds off.
Jackie's getting Terry back on the line.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
How about that?
Speaker 16 (24:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
The color is not showing. He's back on, min Baby,
I got blue over here. I learned my colors.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It is all right, there's that orange on there. Hey, Terry,
is that you buddy? All right? That's much motter? All right,
all right, Terry, will you hang on and me and
Randy give you something to shoot that?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Randy?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (24:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Okay? Wit minute? Was Randy get me to beat the
blonde questions for some reason?
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
You're playing the wordy word?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Right? Okay, Yeah, we'll put that out of the way.
Were you trying to confuse me? That's O tay her
holding up bardy words? Hey, am I gonna beat her?
Hold up bardy words? Okay, I'm gonna try to beat
the bo Okay, okay, wow, all right, here we go.
All right, Randy, are you ready? I think I am?
Now prove it. I'm make sure Randy's there.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Are you there?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Randy?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Okay, now, I got Randy on the phone.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well, okay, you're right, yeah, yeah, I got you. Now
all right, well Randy, I'm gonna give you clues and
you shout out the word let's get a bunch.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, it's not your fault. He's aggressive with anybody named Randy.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, okay, we all right, okay, start the clock. Now
these get on your nerves a common house? What but yes?
Uh huh? All right, Oh, I've got her in the
blank of my hand, Paul, Yeah, jump in the pool
(25:56):
and do this. No the back strow, backstrow, jump in
a pool. Yes, uh huh. Take your clothes off. I
want you to what another word to take your clothes off?
Don't know another word? All right? It didn't come in
there with as Iran. And we put a three on
(26:17):
the board. All right then, and now it's Terry and
Tater for there round one. Terry, y'all shooting for three?
Are you readybody? Welcome to the main event. Okay and go.
Speaker 14 (26:30):
The doctor may have you do this before he exams you. Yes, hey,
before before uber you would you would call one of these?
Uh you you need to get one of these to
buy a house. You go to the bank and ask
for a Yep. You put up one of these in
your backyard. It keeps your dog in.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yep. And these are on your house. The water goes
through them.
Speaker 14 (26:56):
Get your mind out of the hah hey, I can't,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
All right, I'm glad, y'all speak Terry, I didn't know.
Good work, y'all right, yeah, Terry player, that's five on
the board. All right, Randy, we're down by two. We
need to make up some points right here. All right,
let's go all right then, let's do it all right,
starting to clock. Now, you have two of these you
(27:24):
hear out of your ear. Yeah, uh huh. Not a
shower filled this up with water? Yeah, what kind of tub?
Yeah uh huh. She's at the head of the class.
She is your tea. Yes, all right. You gotta cook
that steak. Don't eat it like this if you it
(27:46):
was not, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
A Moses had one of these. A stick another word for.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
A stack, yeah, a stack.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, good work, Randy boy, give you the right clues.
You jumped on there at five on the three and
eight score. All right, Terry and Tayler. All you need
is three to tie and four will win, Terry, Are
you ready and go in the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
There was a good one and a bad one of these.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
Wait, huh, this is a bird. You eat it. It's
very common.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It lays eggs. It's a what.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Nope, smaller?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Hey, this bird goes.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Tied up.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You might eat peanut butter and blank.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No peanut butter, jelly butter wind.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I'm gone.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
Of that.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Make it hurt dog gonna Randy down the ball in Mississippi.
We came up a little short body. But you can
try again any time we'll get I can to make
that happen. All right, awesome, all right, Randy, Thank you, buddy,
have a great day.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Now going to try leaving your tater squeaking Randy out
and you got the big old mount Olives prize packed.
Terry heading to Lincoln then for you.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
But why said.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
He go?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Buddy? Good morning, make shows on the radio. Tuesday bit
request from Amanda Kendrick out of Mobile, Alabama. Amanda says,
my favorite is still lipless. Please play his stuff. We
got you baby coming up next. Good morning. Got to
(30:08):
make you on the radio. You around this time, and
I have something that you had heard before and like
to hear it again. That's what we do about Monday
through Friday. Right around here. Man, the Kendrick got a
mobile Alabama, familiar with our process. Her favorite is lipless.
So Amanda gets to hear her fag here we go
(30:30):
order there.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
How you let her doing good? Man? No Ordon y
oh you know how you've been doing.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Where he's in missing?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, that's what you didn't hear a walk And I'll
hear you the truth.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I ain't had an.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
All good on her.
Speaker 15 (30:45):
He hadn't had any good material.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I'm you know who are here?
Speaker 10 (30:54):
I've heard a good honey, Hey show hope what Hey
show hope?
Speaker 15 (30:58):
Oh kitty show.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
You hold down sucks.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Pulled down some they pulled down some serious and you
know here that's harder rightly?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
What I need to do the hitting market tap into
the kiddie.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Martin depends on on you act on your programs.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Horn.
Speaker 15 (31:24):
You know he's gonna try his new kiddies.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
Welcome to let her let me claw house. But I
know rot you out a letter a letter what the
letter E? No, wait, let the letter d Z.
Speaker 15 (31:40):
Yeah, the the letter V.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Talk to you about the letter V.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
High Now, who's not right but who don heck heck,
heck hecker.
Speaker 17 (31:57):
I'm going a lot of time, and I ain't hurting
out how already heck.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I believe it was a pack the pa water, I
had a hole.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That was fun.
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Now trang along with let liv today, drag along time
is only Donald had a horm You're a good for today, yester.
Speaker 15 (32:21):
The day you get the animal trying, I get to
do the animals.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Anal tround you, you know, all right.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
All right, so when when you said the animal, then
then I'm ignoring right trunk.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Al hallo, horror and horror you had.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Went up, move move, quacked, pink pink here.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
Think pink pink here, Good.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Y'all question trying over how we had clopping right un
that time?
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Are hurried hailed up pirry tail.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's partential, yeah, work on and honk you know here.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Hockey and you say if we said Google said, don't
worryet oh I shall here.
Speaker 17 (33:45):
Yeah, yeah, hearty, good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's a big show on the radio. Today's featured track
from the Big Show bid Box Liked to Have This
for You, John Woe Billy album. The first episode ever
of The Crocodiles Talker. Here on the Big Show. The
bid Box used keywords Southern Florida.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife. Been annoying a crap out
of them?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Now here's Steve today.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
This time we're out in the Everglades, four thousand square
miles of Florida wetlands, home of some of the most
exotic and dangerous wildlife in North America. Today we stalk
in the Southern Florida croker gide, a ferocious hybrid of
the American alligator and the saltwater crocodile. They're extremely nasty
(35:06):
and unbelievably aggressive, sort of like a telemarketer with scales
and razor sharp fangs. Here's a crocodator nest a few
yards off to the right ear. Let's move in and
see if we can get a closer look. Hello, what's
this krikey? It's the Black Mariah spider. Oh, she's a beauty.
I'll pick her up here so we can get a
(35:28):
better look. Check Out the long needle like snout she
uses to inject venom into a victim. One bite is
enoughing disorient a full grown man. Here's the snout right there.
You sure wouldn't want to back ow. Oh, well, that's
not good. Look at how fast it's swelling. But I
tell you what, I'm gonna just use my belt to
(35:50):
tie off the wound so the venom won't spread. Here
we go, no problem. Now where were we?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Oh? Yeah, the crook a gat a nest.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Crikey, Look at those flowers. I'll tell you these trouble
colors of his borns. What a drama? Wait, nobody moves
hear that. That's the sound of a deadly.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
Florida brown rattler, one of the most venomous snakes in
all of North America.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Man, there he is, krikey, Look at those fangs. He's
not happy to see us. Let me just grab a
hold of him so we can get a fit of Look. Ow, well,
now that's not good.
Speaker 16 (36:33):
That bite had enough venom to finish off a full
grown man in a matter of minutes. I'll just take
the turn, get off my hand, and put it here
on my leg. Here, we better move on over to
the croculator's nest while we can.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Look.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Baby croculators there must be a half dozen of them.
Got a kid, I'll let them fool you. He's baby's
back quite a bite. Let me pick one up so
we can get a bit of Look see there's raise
a sharp little teeth. Why as small as these cobas are,
they can take a man's finger right off, kind of
(37:12):
like that.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Look at him, flat spot, Crocky, look at him.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Swarm or smell of blood drives a.
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Little drunky letters into a feeding frenzy, which means I
should probably move back up bit.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Mommy's home. She's not happy. They've been known to strip
the fish from a man's body. Another five minutes, when
their fruit is tripping the sky. You're gonna put that
camera down and give me a lelve over here, killing
bloody sea light.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What a fright of you?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
You want some of these?
Speaker 17 (37:47):
Apparently?
Speaker 18 (37:47):
So tune in again next week for another episode of
The Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
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